The Asuka Academia Games XLIX : SECRET AVATAR WEEKEND EDITION!
Difficulty : Impact / 48
Theme : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqWqhkBKd14
>PROTIP : POST YOUR SOURCE IN CASE I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE FROM SO I CAN MAKE THE WINCARD!
Come one, come all for the 49th year of the Asuka Academia Games! Elite tributes from all over the Hunger Games on one campus, fighting it out to decide who will be the best of the best, for the Ace Student Title, for the AAA Belt!
Can you make it to the top ranks and leave your mark in the upcoming Academia Year? Will you break your limits and graduate with flying colors?
Embrace your spring time of youth! Test your limits! Just follow these few words of advice!
Try not to get hurt, try not to get sick, try not to get bullied, and whatever you do-
TRY NOT TO DIE!
Lara Croft
>>10842470
Gin Ichimaru
>>10842470
Shy Gal
Romance Detective
Jonny Fairplay
>>10842470
Treat
>>10842470
Joseph Christiansen
Tanya von Degurechaff
>>10842470
Sombra
Elias Ainsworth
Joji Joestar
Yamadera Kahori
I have no source.
Fistroman
Eusine
>>10842470
10K
>>10842470
Sakuya Izayoi
>>10842470
Akashi
Bobby
>>10842470
Mr. Pink
Baiken
Satsuki Kiryuin
>>10842470
Anonymoo
Ezreal
Jake Paul
>>10842470
>>10842482
>Sorry 'bout that. Got excited and missed that important little tidbit. Source is Bleach.
Twiss
>Female
Buckethead
XJ9
>>10842470
Marcille
Zen and Rei
M A Y B E
>>10842470
Silver
Seth Briars
>>10842470
shelder kooper
Syria
>>10842470
HG ````Roleplayer''''
>>10842470
Karin Kanzuki
Lisa Sakakino
>>10842470
Inferno Cop
>>10842470
Leon Powlaski
>>10842470
Kyubey
Nixxiom
A german citizen
>>10842535
>Ah, they're from Persona Q.
Fujiwara no Fumokou
>>10842470
Yin
The Real Frank West
>>10842483
Do you have the Shygal MEGA?
Konoha
>>10842470
Ghiaccio
Etna
>>10842470
Muse Cromwell
Shrai Kuroko
>>10842470
>>10842530
>Armello
>>10842535
https://youtu.be/4KpWyPCyKUE
>>10842470
Moe
>>10842470
Medusa
>>10842470
Audrey Burne
Sinclair
(Source: Bioshock 2)
>>10842483
Oh! Ummm...s-source? T-The, ummm...Mushroom Kingdom?
>She's an OC
>>10842566
>No
>>10842489
Source: lonely wolf treat
Gil Marvede
Beltboy
>>10842567
>>10842470
>Sorry, I got a little caught up.
>Mekakucity Actors/Kagerou Project
>tfw you want to do a bit more arrr peeeing but you're too sleepy to do it
HERE'S THE ROSTER!
CHECK AND SWAP!
>>10842507
>>10842279
"Murphy"? That's a foreign name to me. Sorry, but I don't know such a person. Why is he important?
>She seems to be eyeing 10k's weapons with interest.
>>10842470
>>10842488
Probably should've read the OP. Source is Survivor.
>>10842470
Latey Eddy
The Great Peridot
Brownie
[Nyorobotics]
>>10842611
This time I am ready to go!
>>10842372
Hm? I'm sorry sir, but that name does not Ring-a-bell.
Ha, sorry, that was quite poor, my name is Gil, Gil Marverde
>>10842390
Why, of course I can! What kind of a doctor-in-training would I be if I couldn't complete a simple checkup.
What do you need checking up today?
>>10842611
Ummm...r-ready...oh, gosh, people are staring...p-please stop...
>>10842470
>>10842510
The Tatami Galaxy
>>10842611
>>10842533
>>10842620
>>10842611
Oh what the hell. This is a sign-up for SCHOOL? School's for nerds. Give my spot to, like, anybody who wants to take it.
>>10842538
Satsuki, Satsuki Kiryuin, remember the full name. Yes I'm japanese but it does not matter for the fight ahead of us.
>>10842611
Me and Bakuzan will have to fight our way through the other tributes. I'm ready.
>>10842611
Public school, huh? This'll be an adventure, although not the kind I like.
>>10842611
>>10842491
>>10842606
Swap me for this young man.
>>10842611
A new challege means more fun!!
>>10842589
Child? I'm not a child you biped pig!!!
>>10842611
This is...a school, right? I have a vague idea..let's go then.
>>10842322 (Joji)
...Am I human?
>He glances at his own hand again. He felt "human", but that could mean anything. Though he remembers that the people he knew seemed to be as well, but...slightly different.
I...probably am. I seem no different than you. Are you..."human"?
>>10842611
>And again, treat goes away from her group, but in this case class.
>>10842611
Upload the slides to .jpg please
>>10842611
Cutting it really close there. Let's just start this thing I'm bored and ready to kill something.
>>10842653
>w-whoops
>>10842624
My source is the Peridot Show... also known as Steven Universe... And the captcha appears to have messed up my post causing me to miss this game as well.
>>10842545
>>10842611
I do apologize for my hastily behavior. Maybe... well, I came from a little place called Armoroad. Now, let us be off!
>Etrian Odyssey 3
>>10842611
>Frank is still sitting in the gauntlet security room prison cell
>>10842565
>>10842647
>>10842611
Begin the show!
>>10842647
You robot you! Maybe I can getcha some spare parts by the nearby scrap yard for your kindness!
>>10842611
>This is looking a little more down to earth than the last one. At least I'm not being forced into a tiny pod this time. My team looks pretty normal too.
Well, I suppose I'm ready for another. Bring it on!
>>10842656
>Gil can't help blushing at the man's kind gesture
Oh..Th-Thank you sir! It's just so embarrassing...I completely miss the first one, and now I'm late to the second! Perhaps I really am a failure after all.
>>10842611
Looks like everything is in order, host. We may start.
>>10842630
>not entering a secret ava for SAW
>>10842611
Going to school again? But I already did that earlier today! I need to relax man.
>>10842611
*Ahem* Let's try this again, shall we–?
>Gin quickly notices Romance Detective.
Waitaminute! You're that creepy kid who tried to transmogrify yours truly into a pile o' cinder! My, my! What a coincidence~!
>>10842611
They are not gonna know what hit them. Just start the game and you'll see.
>>10842611
I cannot wait to see how much smarter everyone is around me.
>>10842611
>Rename Leon Powlaski to Leon Powalski, thanks in advanced.
Time for some fun, perhaps?
>>10842611
Begin the show!
>>10842611
Excuse me but, this is a school...right? I don't think I can leave my self-defence weapons behind.
>A small pile of knives starts forming from said sharp objects falling from her skirt.
>>10842611
Dammit I missed it again... stupid clod internet.
I'll upload the next slides in jpg.
WITHOUT FURTHER ADO! WE SHALL BEGIN THE SCHOOL YEAR IMMEDIATELY!
>>10842592
https://mega.nz/#F!RgsQzAbZ!GI4a53roeBdOrQsPvCihBA
>>10842576
>Neat. Didn't know there were outtakes for Q.
Ohh, Zen! This sounds so cool!
"It sounds familiar... Although I can't place where I've heard it before.
>>10842611
Z-Zen, Zen!! We're going to a school!
"It appears so... Though we should still be on our guard here. No matter what form the battlefield takes, our objective is to be the last ones standing. Stay close to me, Rei."
DON'T BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!
>>10842722
I have no doubt my classmates will thoroughly disappoint me. I shall dispose of them if they become a bother, which I'm sure they will.
>>10842740
Best part is, he has nothing to cry to.
>>10842611
Shit, is this the school that Satsuki woman was talking about? I shouldn't be in here. >>10842568
>source: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo.
>>10842650
Well then. Just don't get in my way, alright?
>>10842740
Back to school? School didn't teach me anything.
But maybe I'll find a useful friend or two. Sign me in.
>the shadowy figure finally steps out from the shadow to look at the place, a bit confused at where she is
Hmmm... Strange I could of sworn I heard some people fighting here, but it looks totally... calm right now.
>>10842679
>The robotic girl looks around and feels happy for some reason and wants to thank whoever made her happy
>>10842682
Uh thanks, my name's Jenny though, good luck at this school!
>she says before blasting off to the watch the school from above
>>10842740
I hope the bus arrives soon, hehe...
>>10842740
Whoo! Watch this, boys!
>He cackles to himself, and attemptsr rad moves
>instead he just fucking dies on the first slide
>>10842740
Hey?! What the hell are you trying to pull off here?!
>Etna rears back and conks the boy right upside the head
Keep your grubby hands to yourself!
>>10842740
Stop trying to be cool.
>>10842693
>Joseph smiles while looking down at the man glowing an odd shade of blue.
Ah, it's no issue, my friend, I'm more than willing to give my spot to someone less fortunate than me - but still, don't be so hard on yourself! If you're to succeed in this game, a little bit of positivity could go a long away.
>>10842637
Alright, so hear me out here...
>I immediately lift the hem of my shirt, showing the blue doctor a good portion of my torso. Looks perfectly fine, so it's not like it's anything he hasn't seen before.
I tore up the entire side of my body after a cannon incident, but I woke up and everything was perfectly fine. Don't you think that's bizarre? You don't happen to know what's going on here, do you?
>>10842662
Yeah. I'm human.
>Time to make my point. Literally. I point at his hand.
When you shook my hand though, you were crushing it with some super inhuman strength. Almost like a machine. That doesn't ring any bells, does it?
>>10842740
>This is all in Japanese. Damn! I knew I should have studied! I scrunch the paper up and cram it back into my backpack. I'm not going to make any progress like this.
>>10842740
Hey! Pick on someone way less cooler, I'm too awesome to be made fun of.
>>10842740
Hey girlie, you mind giving me directions to "Room 4D"? I feel like a fish out of water here.
>>10842740
Easy question; Physics.
>>10842740
School, huh? Haven't stepped inside here in ages, but even I remember it's never a good thing to arrive past the ring of the bell.
>>10842740
...Is this not how catch works?
>Konoha looks at the deceased Satsuki below with a disinterested expression. She'd wake up eventually, he passed out all the time.
>tfw you miss two games in a row
Kill me
IT'S BEEN QUITE A WHILE SINCE WE'VE HAD AN IMPACT LEVEL SCHOOL YEAR, I HOPE ALL OF YOU WILL BE ABLE TO PROPERLY SHINE AND EMERGE GLORIOUSLY ABOVE ALL THE OTHERS!
>>10842725
>Thanks~!
>>10842740
>Suddenly getting the urge to be nice as she says her two fellow schoolmates from across the street, Shy shouts.
G-Good morning!
>Imemdiately, she covers up her face in her sleeves, regretting that decision. When she looks back up, however, they're both smiling and waving at her. Relieved, she smiles and continues on her way to school, now with a bit more spring in her step.
>>10842740
Oh? Looks like we have ourselves a friendly face 'ere!
>He carelessly returns the wave.
Can't hurt to be courteous, eh, Inferno Cop? After all, power tastes best when sweetened by courtesy.
>>10842740
Come on, seriously? I said I DIDN'T want to go to school and now you expect me to bring books? Ugh.
>>10842615
Ah you didn't meet him? How about Doc?
Murphy has some sort of "Cure" to the whole zombie thing in him... It's better you haven't met him.
>10K notices her eyes on his rifle and adjusts his stance to put himself between her and it.
>>10842611
Aw man, I hope I don't get taken out right away again... I want a chance to up my numbers, even if it doesn't count.
>>10842740
What the hell? Oh man, last time I was in a school this didn't end well...
>He keeps his rifle close.
>>10842740
>She gags and holds back her stomach contents as she walks toward the school, not letting some discomfort throw her off the path of great accomplishments and victory.
It must have been the pizza from the part time job I picked up for the last game...how disgusting.
>>10842740
>Because of what happened during the previous game when she forgot most of her equipment, Lara's bag is now full, nearly cracking. As she walks faster to be on time, the bag finally cracks up and everything falls.
Oh no,no no! Why does it always happen to me, it's already the second time. I need to be more careful
>Lara grabs the most important and leaves the rest on the street
>>10842809
I said shut up.
>>10842809
Remember, none of those are for you. Handle 'em with care.
>>10842809
Serves me right for trying to understand what a grade-schooler is trying to write down...guess I'll just return these later tomorrow.
>>10842740
You know... Doing those math tests has always bored the heck out of me but, hey! Atleast its not detention in pricipal Mazur's office.
>>10842809
I have no idea why I'm doing this since... I'm always wearing gloves.
>>10842809
>Lara looks silently at everyone in her class, trying to find a smile or a stare but everyone seems bored and tired.
I forgot how school was boring and depressing.
THE FIRST WALL OF FAIL!
>>10842809
You've dragged me here to this dark place without my consent, now I demand to know what you are expecting to happen.
>She places a hand on her hip and tilts her head, keeping her eyes locked on the girl across from her as best she can in the dimly lit room.
>>10842740
Actually, I don't have one... i'm not wasting your time getting in the conversation, i'm going this way instead.
>Treat avoids any possibility of an awkward conversation and goes to school alone.
>>10842809
I mean... They are better than mine.
>>10842809
Close call.
>I take a relieved sigh. It would've been a disaster if I was on the receiving end of that bet. At least this little thing wasn't wearing any clothes to begin with. No harm at all.
>>10842809
Well, you see, if you properly balance your body and your hands while also accounting for wind speeds, you'll be able to accomplish such tasks with a BREEZE.
>He chuckles to himself with the clever pun he made.
>>10842809
>>10842851
...I trusted the quiet one. Why did I trust the quiet one? H-How embarrassing...
>>10842740
>With no way to dodge, the unexpected rock puts Satsuki to sleep for the rest of the game.
>>10842809
>Silver just watches, she is probably thinking about doing a prank.
>>10842809
>Shy has absolutely no idea what possessed her to turn the boy's face into ground beef, but she's horrified when she realizes what she's done.
O-O-Oh my gosh, I am s-so sorry!
>>10842809
>Eddy's humiliated as he wears his skirt
>>10842740
>Karin waves to the two men as passes by in her limo
Good morning, commoners.
>>10842809
Hmph, an abomination such as yourself dosen't deserve such belongings.
>>10842740
Don't tell me what to do! I'm an agent of chaos.
>>10842740
>As the girl dressed as a maid goes on about the piece of literature she read, Rei takes the take to munch on a corndog. Then notices the tiny squirrel.
Aww, it's so cute!
>As she attempts to pet it, her partner grabs her arm.
"Don't touch him, Rei. I believe that's one of the people we're up against here."
Oh... He's still cute though!
>>10842809
B-But it's true! Shadows did try to attack us! Tell them, Zen!
"It won't do any good, Rei. Explaining would take far too long. Let's just move on."
>>10842808
Don't worry, I'm sure you won't be late for the next one.
>>10842809
Haha! These tales of yours are something else! Look, even the rodent seems to he having a grand time!
>>10842798
...No. It doesn't. Sorry.
>Machine? What did machines have to do with anything? His hand wasn't a machine. At least he didn't think it was. His hand was warm and machines are cold. Unless they're hot? Now he was just confused.
Are all detective questions like this?
>>10842809
Why? What's there?
>Now she'd sparked his curiosity, nice going. Time for exploration.
>>10842809
I was hoping I would be able to find some dirt on some of the other student here.
But no, just some dirty, sweaty P.E. uniforms. Disgusting.
>>10842872
hohohohoho
>>10842809
Call me skeptical or paranoid but it feels like someone can't peel their eyes off my ass.
>Etna calls out without having to turn around to address whoever was behind her
Hey, buddy, I don't need two assholes you know?
>>10842740
Now unless I wrote something else down, this should be the place where all those kids disappeared. Looks pretty ordinary to me though, so I might as well get this thing started.
>>10842809
Out of all the things I've seen over the years I never thought I'd see a blue guy walking around in a Japanese High School. I should keep a close eye on him.
>>10842740
Heheh, what a loser...I-I mean...hrm. Enough fooling around.
Being late is not an option. We may escort you to the school grounds if you want, Ezreal.
>>10842809
It's dangerous out here, young man. Aren't you supposed to be in class?
Kahori is eliminated in an epic combo move performed by three other tribute!
BAZING, BAZINGA, BAZINGNAGA!
>>10842809
Ah, a good drink under the sun does the body good. Now, I best be off fellow compatriot!
>>10842740
Since I'm going back to school, might as well make it in time.
>>10842809
And might as well share a drink with the giant space lizard, because why the fuck not.
>>10842919
Tell anyone. I fucking dare you.
>>10842919
C'mon you've gotta have better stuff in here to take!
>>10842809
MAYBE, I should just forget about that part of my life.
>>10842809
Considering you've outrun death with immorality, your time to gain knowledge about anything is pretty much limitless.
>>10842815
...Don't worry, I'm not going to take your gun away from you. I could acquire my own arsenal at any given time.
>She clears her throat.
For what I'm hearing it seems you've been separated by your group of comrades, am I correct?
>>10842919
Wow. You know this doesn't even surprise me. I'm just disappointed is all.
>>10842919
I think there's been a mix-up! I'm not suited for this!
>she swings and hits the girl with the broad side of her staff
>>10842919
Well well well, looks like we have a bully on the school.
>>10842853
Don't worry about it, whatever it is that I'm looking for, it's not here.
Also, as far as you're concerned, we never met.
>>10842919
>Sombra checks her surroundings to make sure no one's around, then pulls up her display to read some of the school's classified documents.
>>10842740
Good day sir.
>She gently bows for the man, before walking pass him in the hallway.
I do hope that this environment of education brings you joy and knowledge.
>>10842809
Are you begging me for money? A sovereign of a humble land?!
>She tightens her right hand, delivering a quick punch to the boy's stomach.
Be off this instant and let it be known to others I do not tolerate beggars!
>>10842919
("...This school wouldn't provide the rest of the maids a challenge. Compare to the castle's entrance exam, this is child's play.")
>>10842740
>Ezreal walks through the city streets, completely unfamiliar with this type of architecture. Towering buildings that scrape against the sky, strange yellow markings paved into the roads and the machinery that used them - it was all alien to the prodigal explorer. As a speeding red car blitzes past Ezreal turns his head to follow it, amazed at what he sees. He had never seen that type of transportation before, and-
>His concentration is suddenly broken when he hears childish taunting coming at him from across the street. There he sees two fellow students, poking fun at him for walking alone.
I literally just got here! An entire new world, how am I supposed to know anybody?!
>Ezreal throws his arms up in the air in frustration and continues walking along the footpath, trying his best the pair's relentless jeering.
>>10842809
>>10842830
First day in a new world, first day in a public school...and I'm doing this.
>Groaning, Ezreal continues shifting through the stack of letters, unsure exactly what it is his task is.
What am I supposed to be doing here?
>>10842919
>Ezreal sticks out his hand for Buckethead to shake, a massive grin on his face.
Hey, I'm Ezreal! I'm kinda new here.
>>10842919
You'll see, I will be the number one guy here and you will all wish to be my friend!
>>10842919
I-I think I'm nice enough...d-do I just need to t-t-talk to people...?
>Shy shivers at the thought of approaching someone and initiating a conversation.
>>10842919
>Lara looks at HG Roleplayer as he walks away
I-I..I tried my best so you like me but it's like you want me to do even more and more everytime I can't handle the pressure.
>>10842919
>>10842846
Excuse me, detention? Are you some kind of hooligan?
I don't want to be around any of your kind.
>>10842856
Nonsense, everyone has both strong and weak points to their brain.
Well besides me. I'm a perfect specimen.
You should not go that way though, it is longer and you could get lost.
>>10842873
ZINGA.
>Awkwardly wink towards the anon with the most forced smile they have ever seen.
>>10842919
BY THE POWER OF THE GREAT FAIRY, I SUMMON THESE ICICLES TO FREEZE THE COMPETITION!
>He raises his makeshift staff high into the air, raising his free hand alongside it.
BAZINGA!
>>10842887
It's just a stab in the dark. Throwing stuff at the wall to see what sticks, you know?
>I was right. Asking was probably a waste of time. Even if he is a machine, I doubt he'd remember it. I should really cut this conversation soon before he gets his hands on me again. Chances are he'll forget who I am in a few minutes anyways.
>>10842919
>>10842943
>Pencils. Pens. Notebook. I only carried the absolute necessaries on me. Unfortunately none of them are good at dealing with talking rodents.
Really, I don't have anything!
>>10842919
I hope don't mess this up
>Treat never used a bow before, but at least one of the arrows hits the target
>>10842919
Ah...this was rather unnecessary, but I'm quite thirsty, so won't refuse it. Thank you very much.
>>10842919
(Shit, I'm liking this guy less and less. May be time to stop putting up with his bullshit altogether.)
>>10842869
>Several days after the aforementioned assault, a vase full of wildflowers arrives in the mail with a note attached. "Watch yourself," is all the note says, crudely written to boot.
>>10842872
Oh ho! Commoners, huh? Looks like we got ourselves a noblewoman! Eat your heart out, Cap'n Kuchiki.
>For merely a moment, he thinks to himself before continuing.
Best keep those jabs to myself. After all, I've got a meetin' to attend. One o' my classmates wants to meet with me next to the suspiciously sharp chain link fence, and I don't intend to keep her waitin'.
>>10842885
>*be
>making more typos than i should
>>10842919
You know, I have only been here for a very short while and already I've seen some sights, but im disappointed I still have not fully pieced together what I'm doing here. I must return back to Johto, as Suicune is still out there!
>>10842919
Uhhh. Nothing?
>>10842885
Don't laugh! I'm being totally serious!
>>10842919
"Don't ask us why we need... That item. Just give us the magazine we need and we'll never speak of this again."
>>10842919
...Man.. I wish I could have friends like that. If only Doc was here.
>>10842952
Yeah. It's why I'm carryin this around.
>He pats the radio.
If Citizen Z gets in touch with em, I bet I'll hear him. Course, No idea what station he's on. Kind of a problem.
>10K sighs.
Yaknow... I'm not sure why I have this now.
>>10842809
Please. I need it.
>>10842919
It's not for me. Let's just pretend it never happened.
>>10842919
>>10842957
>Karin looks on laughing
Hohohohoho, seems this one wasn't even worthy.
>>10843002
Away with you, go to your little meeting and leave me be.
SHELDER KOOPER IS RAKING IN THOSE HONOR POINTS, WORKING KARIN TO DEATH. YIN REMOVES 2HU. SHY GAL ISN'T SO SHY AFTER ALL! OH THE HUGE MANATEE
>>10842796
You're exactly right. I'll make sure to do my best, just for you!
>Caught up in his excitement, Gil collects himself.
Ah, excuse my rudeness, my name is Gil. Gil Marvede.
>>10842798
>Gil is silent for a moment, looking over the young man's torso.
Ah, I suppose that is quite strange, sorry to disappoint you, but this place is still quite a mystery to me, I only got here just moments ago!
Though, I suppose if we do want to find answers, we first must start by asking questions; do you mind if I ask you a few questions? Think of it as a patient questionnaire.
>>10842809
You think that I'm evil? Gosh, what ever could have given you such an idea?! I look the complete opposite of "Evil"!
...I guess that doesn't help my case much.
>>10842919
>All he's got is his can of cheese, so he just takes a large swig like it was a normal soda
Nothing like cheddaaar!
>>10842968
Kill yourself Asellus.
>>10843029
Sorry, but this is a private table.
>>10843029
I can't help but be distracted by your bright skin. By any chance could you tone it down?
>>10843029
See? This is why we can't have nice things, next time we charge our things.
>>10843029
Hey honey, you wanna take the honor of being my pillow? I know there are some other parts of you I'd rather have my head on, but this is nice.
>>10842919
>Another future crushed in the oncoming lane. An unfortunate, mysterious end to someone just as vague.
>>10842988
If you're finished with the questions, then...
>Konoha sets himself down. Machine? Human? Whatever he was, he wasn't certain. But it wasn't important, the boy yawning as he lays on his back.
Sleep.
>>10843029
>Good going, Shy. Extremely good, talking down to the person name Inferno Cop.
U-Ummm...s-sorry, I don't know what's gotten into m-me over the past day!
>I feel shitposty
>Lazy to shitpost
You know what this means? Blogpost time.
When I started making the Unlimited sim back on /hga/, I wanted one thing. To change HG forever by eliminating our dependance on Brant. I remember starting it after staying awake for 24h++. The first feature came out in mere hours. It was basic tribute and event handling written in C++ (the only language I properly knew back then), and writing results in a console line.
Then the first SAW happened. I decided to take a long break after those days, and retired to scheme about retaking /b/ with Seth. The sim got forgotten, along with my plans to change HG forever.
After the break, I became a notorious shitposter on /trash/, often writing walls of text to get as much (You)s I could. I enjoyed the attention I got.... and I realised that I have the knowledge to make the ultimate simulator. A program, that's not limited by first 24/36/48. The idea of "First Unlimited" was born. I dug up my old code, recoded it in PHP as a single block since I hated that language, and one week later, it was finished. Full of untested features, no event handling, text only. The first version of beta. After that, adding core features was only a matter of time. Some days later, it still had its bugs, but it looked like Brant's sim. It worked, besides an almost untrackable bug (the sim gave negative kills instead of suicide and giving kills, even after abs-ing the entire value).
And I started hosting. First 24. It worked. First 50. It worked. First 100. It worked.... then the idea came. First 1111. The ultimate game of HG. 5 threads on trash. It took 6+ hours to crop everything manually. I still remember the winner.
Everyone was amused, I got offers, anons were asking when I'll release it. Yet I realised this is something I can't just simply share. This was a tool for shitposting. The ultimate (You) generator. And I kept it for myself.
>>10843029
I'm gonna give you three seconds to get your ugly head off my shoulder before I put a bullet through your neck.
First 1111. First unlmited. image.png. The baits started to happen. I enjoyed watching how everyone entered tributes and flooded the thread to the image limit. I hosted a game once in a while, but it wasn't anything big. 1111 needed time, and I had everything but that. But then I had another idea. Meme codes. 1% games, BANG, etc. They worked again. Every time I hosted, anons were betting on whether I'm going to host a meme code, or a normal one. Even when I was famous for having an own sim, I decided to be a shitposter. I hosted meme games, while I was trying to figure out my next step. New features to become the ultimate host of HG.
I needed a complete revamp for that. And I started workign on it with new features. Own entry system, meaningful events, first unlimited, autocropping. Meanwhile, Hoshi was the public enemy #1, and I decided to use this as a weapon. "I'm selling my sim". He was the first person to jump. 50$. No less. He jumped again like a dog. He may have send me AUD insteado of USD upon release, but I cared not about it. He proved how desperate he was. I'm tipping my hat to you gook. You proved that you'd even sell your soul to HG. Every info about him got confirmed when he sent me the money and his name appeared on paypal. I settled my debts, Hoshi got nothing, and life went on... except for one thing.
The simulator. The ultimate tool I created, released to the public, yet only one of you has the guts to use it. A fucking oldfag, who deserved to get a custom version, tailored to his needs. This one's you, Dachman. Want to hear a secret guys? He even offered me money, yet I told him I want nothing. He deserved it. The oldfag, who made /hga/ enjoyable for me. Stay based Dachman. Enough about off-topic.
So here I am again. Working on my sim, just finished specifying the needs for chained events (aka meaningful events). Yet, I don't know what to do. One person uses the sim besides me.
>>10843029
I can make short work of this with my White Album, but still, was I that much of an ass back then?
>>10842919
>She narrows her eyes as she watches the three others approach, placing her hand on the hilt of her sword in case of an attack. As she notices the mage cast a stun spell, she immediately unsheathes her sword and attempts to charge the spellcaster. With her first step towards him, she freezes in place as an expression of fear overcomes her face, disgusted with herself that she wasn't fast enough to react. She internally curses at the spellcaster until she suddenly feels the pain of a flurry of arrows piercing her skin, unable to let out a sound as she is paralyzed from the spell. As her will begins to fade away, she feels herself growing weaker and weaker from the attack, until finally her life is exterminated by the mighty slash of the third attacker. Her body falls limp to the ground and her pupils beginning to dilate as a pool of blood forms around her.
>>10843029
If you can't even figure out how to properly balance and pace yourself I don't have any clue how you will survive doing such daunting tasks.
>>10843029
>Akashi rests her head on the table, lazying around.
Whatever you do, You can never get me to study.
>>10843029
How in Wyld am I meant to mop at this size?
You can just do my part for me..
>>10843029
You would think that a school this big would at least throw a little money into getting some better chairs.
>>10843029
>Lara goes to the library and borrows a couple of books regarding the antic Mongol language
I will need to have at least a basic understanding of that language for my next adventures.
>>10842986
I don't get lost that easily, but I guess you're right... if you don't mind i'm going to go behind you
>>10843029
I'm sorry, I really don't know what happened to end the situation like this
And I'll probably not finish it since you guys ain't using it anyway. All this work was done for my own entertainment, to shitpost hoshi, to hoshitpost, and for one thing.
FOR THE MEMES.
>>10842903
>Ezreal freezes in his tracks once he hears the girl's offer. As great as an explorer may be, trying to find your bearings in an entirely new world would be disorientating for anyone.
Well, okay. If you're done being rude then...y-yeah, I'd appreciate the help.
>>10843029
>Lifting the weight was an easy task for Ezreal thanks to the heavy bronze gauntlet he wore. Sitting back in his chair, he studies the textbook material while working out.
>>10843029
Aw man but I was gonna sit-
>>10843056
I.. My stuff is right there.
>He points to his bag.
Come on man. Lemme just get that at least?
>>10842876
>>10843010
Shadows? Attacking? Seems the only explanation here is some mean ghost type Pokemon. They sure are little tricksters.
>>10843029
Honestly, I can't remember what I was so angry about. I give my apologies to the both of you!
WALL OF FAIL
>>10843078
Kero
>>10843029
>Bobby steps out of the changing room, sighing on his way out
Muuuch better. I should wear this way more often.
>>10843029
>The candy smacks her dead in the forehead. But with a deep sigh, she picks up the candy that is on the ground and puts it in her pockets.
I understand, i'll give you some space.
>>10843043
>What do you want?
>>10843029
>Karin falls over, obviously worn out, as she breathes her last breaths.
Good lord, where's an idiotic butler you need him.
>>10843037
This portrayal is amazing. My god, whoever originally voiced this character is truly a god amongst actors.
>I'm reading all of this in his voice, very nice m8.
MAN! THINGS ARE GETTING LIVELY, WE'LL NEED A NEW THREAD FOR THE NEXT ONE!
>>10843029
>>10843094
Hehehe... It's alright, m'lday. If this loser's bothering you I don't mind using my AWESOME power to save the day.
>>10843071
Ooh, feisty. I like it. More of a payoff for me.
>>10843067
>>10843078
you forgot the question mark
>>10843102
They's better off dead than alive, ain't they?
>>10843029
Oh man, why do we have to mop the floors?
"It seems bringing a large quantity of food into class is forbidden here. You'll have a hard time at school it seems."
Ugh... I guess I can cut out my mid-class lunch so I can learn stuff.
"That's the spirit. Now the others won't feel like they're interrupting when they're trying to talk to you."
O-Oh... I didn't know people were trying to talk to me.
>>10843101
Hm? Pokemon? Is that some kind of food, mister?
>>10843100
Only if you pay for a rental seat. Price is 1 dollar a day.
>>10843102
MAYBE, I should start going back to the gym a little more often.
>>10843116
Uhhhhhhhh...
"We don't know of a man named 10K. Sorry."
>>10843102
>Etna takes a long, pointy stick and starts poking the bodies that have piled up over time
Most fun I've had all day right here.
>>10843119
I wasn't kidding.
>>10843116
At least that would mean I'll get to meet them for the first time.
>>10843116
>Lara takes out a photo of her past friends, most of them died during expeditions.
I wish you were still here, I'm doing it fine on my side, wherever you are...take care.
>>10843116
I told fem Jason, you're going too far!!! Chill out please.
>>10843116
>After taking the 16 personalities test, Ezreal decides to look at his result. "Adventurer." A fitting result expected of someone like him, but satisfying all the same.
It really was meant to be!
>>10843116
Hey you! Get out of my stash! those are for my eyes only!
>>10843029
>I didn't have any supplies left after that squirrel took them all, so... I guess I'm innocent? I decide to leave before the finger pointing begins.
>>10843030
>Finally. Someone on the same page. I give him a reassuring look after putting my shirt back on.
That's fine by me. Ask away, doc.
>>10843064
I'll leave you to it then.
>No sense sticking around. I make my leave.
>>10843094
>>10843116
No, I don't feel comfortable with such a proposition. I do believe that you should take the head of the pack so you can protect me, the more important person here.
Keep the hooligan that loves to get into trouble in the back so we won't be flanked by any other hooligans. Ones that don't come from school.
>>10843116
Hmmmm... tis the time of my departure. Fare thee well man of bones. May you find this school to your liking. For as someone like me, I couldn't find enjoyment from it.
TURN AROUND AND DIE.
>>10843118
I think the loser here is me, but ok...
>>10843116
Oh, not again... Oh, you again? I-I really don't know why people wants to fight me, help.
>>10843030
Gil - that's a wonderful name. I'm Joseph, Joseph Christiansen. Now, I recall you offering medicinal services a while back for any wounds we may have suffered in the last game. I had meant to talk to you about it, but I was caught up in some work for the ministry at the time. Considering that my heart was torn out of my chest and offered as a sacrifice, it would be a blessing if you could take a look at that!
>>10843116
can I help you?
>>10843116
>Perhaps that's why she's spent her time mutilating and insulting? It's the only reasonable explanation. Means to an end.
>>10843114
Well whoever it was must be one rad dude.
>Thanks man!
>>10843116
Have you ever wondered why I'm always wearing these gloves?
>>10843116
Wait a minute, what year is this again? I don't remember computers being this advanced. Or maybe the japs didn't give a shit about Italy and kept the good stuff for themselves.
>>10843157
>Karin props up and breaks the stick the demon was using.
Knock it off, demon.
>>10843116
>>10843185
That guy looks pretty strong. Just hide behind me, ma'am. I know the perfect way to deal with nerds like these.
HEY! COMIC BOOKS ARE, LIKE, DUMB!
>>10842919
A nice person indeed. This act of kindness will not go unnoticed.
>She accepts the drink and finishes it in an instant.
Now, there's no time to waste. Crime awaits in the arena.
>>10843029
Your love for the grotesque fascinates and repulses me greatly.
>>10843098
I am willing to help you as an apology for my...childish behavior earlier.
Is what I would say, if I knew where we are right now. I must confess I've never been in this place before.
>>10843173
>He gives a wave as he lays on his back. What an odd day it had been, but that detective seemed nice enough...didn't his name start with a J or something? It didn't matter. Konoha closes his eyes, he may as well wake up when he could enter again, not that he quite saw the point.
>>10843116
>>10843194
>Akashi stares at the girl for a minute before turning away.
No. I forgot what was it about.
>>10843013
An unfortunate turn of events, young man.
>From a bag Sakuya was carrying, she takes a bottle of clean water, and offers it to 10.
My name is Sakuya Izayoi, the head maid in the Scarlet Manor, my mistress's household.
>>10843029
It has come to this at last...!
>''click''
>Eeven though time has stopped and Sakuya safely lands on her feet, she is listed on the score board as "deceased"
...So that's how it is.
>>10843133
>The maid you encountered in the school entrance is casually floating above you both.
>>10843208
>Pulling out another stick from a nearby pile Etna resumes poking the girl in the face
Don't be such a party popper, blindie. Learn to have a little fun.