/pfg/ Dendrophilia + /bfg/ Entomophilia General
Sexy Bug Girls Edition
This is the place where we fuck, dream of, and talk about sexy plants and bugs.
Plants and bugs in real life, games, animations, comics, or of original content is welcome.
>Booru (/pfg/)
http://plantfucker.booru.org
>Stories (/pfg/)
http://pastebin.com/Lr2jQa04
>PvZ Plant Gender List
http://quibassi12.deviantart.com/art/Plants-vs-Zombies-what-gender-does-the-plants-have-575891130
We've planted our seeds once more, now we just need to make it grow.
Everyone is welcome to help out.
giant jumpluff cock
DEAD
>>10836841
Sleeping
I want to snuggle volcarona!
I would fuck one of those pill bugs or whatever they're called
Bug love
>>10831875
Which bug gf do you want, anon?
>>10845272
Guoh needs to make more bug art
>>10845272
Ant, easily.
>combination of small+strong is turbounf for me
>she'd love the outdoors, could live together in the country
>I have a carpentry hobby, she'd probably love to build stuff with me
>big family she'd be equally devoted to, which matches me and my close knit senpai
>family would be predominantly female, and similar to her. Could wrap her sisters around my finger and be the super popular brother in law adored by entire extended family
>could make her all cute and flustered by calling her my Queen. She'd be embarrassed and insist that you really shouldn't because her family is really strict about who is called that (but privately she'd get a big thrill from it).
>lots and lots of kids
>>10851815
Fuck right off
>>10849933
hammer that shit in
>tfw you will never have a mothfu
>tfw she will never undress you by eating your clothes right off of you
>she will never realize the inconvenience to you until afterwards and apologize profusely and promise to buy you new clothes
>she will never buy you new clothes that, secretly, she selected specifically for tastiness
>>10831875
/trash/ is moving too damn fast
>>10858392
Stop killing my fucking threads
>>10845272
The bee is pure love material. And the wasp has that soft-at-heart lovable prick attitude to her. The two are the cutest of the bunch, too.
>>10831875
I thought you two parted.
Forever Together!
>>10860879
Were already dead.
Hey lads, been working on an ftp downloader that downloads e621 pictures and performs heuristics on their tags and ratings to make sure they are of some use. It also uses an ini file, where you can specify what types of images you want to download. Feel free to try it if you want.
https://mega.nz/#!AZ501Lob!BzUUrnlBPvBVI0FnlwBYNlQE4iK_p4nwS5SlBODtydQ
I want more of this bee but I can't find the source
>>10874517
>>10845272
none they look like bug feminist tumblr bloggers
>>10845272
>>10848269
I wouldn't trust that so no
If it were any other flower maybe
>>10845272
Spider.
Reminds me of me and sounds like fun to have sex with.
>>10878006
Artist of this pic is Guoh for those who want to know.
>>10845272
>somehow, you manage to anger your bee gf
>she jumps on you when you turn around, buzzing and hissing angrily while trying to hit you with her small stinger-less abdomen
>you decide to cheer her up and run around with her piggybacking on you
>it's fun at first until you try to run out of the room and the doorframe stops against your bee girl
>you apologise profusely, trying to explain to her that you didn't want to smash her head against the lowered ceiling
>"You just had to jump around like an idiot when I was on you, you jerk."
>she is even angrier than before, applying a cold, wet towel on her forehead she bashed herself into
>you try to hug her but she backs away
>you do it again and don't let go this time
>"Well, if my words and good will don't pass as an apology--"
>"They don't."
>"--Would a cake be enough for you to at least consider forgiving me?"
>she seems to relax in your grasp and it takes her a few seconds to speak up
>"...with strawberries?"
>"With strawberries."
>she looks up at you
>"...and a lot of streusel?"
>"The whole thing'll be covered in streusel."
>she smiles
>"Consider it a deal, then. But you're still a jerk."
>cue a long, gentle kiss during which her feelers brush against your hair
>no wonder she likes sweet food when she tastes so sweet herself
>>10845272
Wasp gf is cute
>>10882664
Guoh's work is phenomenal
>>10831875
>/pfg/ back from the dead again
30th times the charm?
>>10886716
It's not going to work this time either
>>10886607
>That smells so rancid
>Let's eat it anyway
>That was actually pretty good
>>10892343
There is some potential, but people seem more interested in a focused topic like those bee and moth threads
>>10831887
How do you have sex with your bug wife?
>>10845272
>you will never be a flowering plant[spoiler]dick[/spoiler]girl
>you will never have a beegirl girlfriend
>your girlfriend will never hungrily lick the nectar out of your petals
>your girlfriend will never hungrily rub your stamen
>you will never fill your girlfriend with your pollen
>you will never have a girlfriend who lives off of your sexual fluids
plant dingo
>>10845272
>Moth catches my eye
>Read profile
>She's literally 10/10
>MRW
Sweet baby Jesus.
Moth goddess, HERE I COME
Needs moar bees!
>>10898897
T H I C C
>>10878233
Flowey is just an innocent little flower anon, you can trust him.
>>10893578
It's not that.
You're the problem flowey.
>>10872415
no seriously i hope someone SWATS you.
>You will never fuck a cute flower
feels bad man
>>10903459
>tfw this is still not translated
>>10903459
some sauce on that?
>>10904182
https://e-hentai.org/g/1032056/bd5fd286b6/
>>10903434
moths are cute
>>10904901
Ants shouldn't be that sweaty, hot regardless
>>10845272
ant and moth are pure 100% waifu material
>>10905955
Damn Straight
>>10903361
so im guessing i shouldn't use the link then?
>>10922314
>trusting a link that someone spams in every thread
>>10922314
Correct
>>10903361
So what's hiding behind door #1?
>>10928380
Nothing anymore. Was trying to check it out to report it regardless of what it was, but looks like an anon beat me to it.
>>10928380
Antivirus scan came out clear when I tried it and after running it, the executable deleted itself. A "hook.exe" and a "hook.file" (or something like that, I already deleted both of those) were planted in my Startup folder, which I found out after booting up the computer the next day.
Hook.file didn't have any program to be opened with and Hook.exe didn't seem to do anything. I just killed it in Task Manager and deleted both. The Date Modified corresponded to the time I tried running the program.
No other suspicious activity since then happened and there was no more strange data appearing anywhere for me, including AppData subfolders.
>>10929613
Maractus is such a cutey
More plants.
Ants don't have tits in real life.
>>10934581
They're also not as big as a person, don't wear clothing, aren't bipedal, and don't want to have sex with humans.
But damn if it doesn't make them all the more delicious.
>tfw no moth gf
>>10935006
She's just going to get a concussion from smashing into the TV so much.
>>10898897
Bees are hot
coconut milk
>>10939146
she's a big gal
>>10916662
The best way to give yourself diabeetus.
>>10946996
How can one hate Maractus?
>>10945273
>fwump~
>owies!
Would be ok if not for that
Drew this as a warm up piece.
>>10950094
bugs
>>10831875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUVmcKcTZ4A
thread theme
>>10950917
>thread theme
>>10950917
so comfy
>>10903434
Clash pls no
Any good Floran stories out there that I haven't read?
can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown
>>10963023
I dunno I just think plants are cute.
So cute I want to fuck them.
>>10963049
>replying to mr.kown
fucking fatass bugs cleaning out my fridge
>Her creeping vine coils around your waist, halting you in your tracks.
>"Hey there, baby." She says in that silken, honeyed voice of hers. "Where ya going in such a hurry?"
>You huff at her antics. "I'm busy, babe."
>A delighted rumble rises from her trunk. "Not yet you're not."
>Her vines encircle you as a probing, green pseudopod slithers down your pants.
>"Mmm-mmm!" She hums as she enwraps your manhood. "What's on the menu tonight?"
>You grunt as she gives your sack a squeeze. "Babe, I-I really ca-"
>"Ooh, I love it when you play hard to get!" She practically crows.
>All of a sudden you're being pressed into the firm yet yielding and inviting flesh of her plush, red... lips?
>She covers your face in a massive pucker as her vines quickly strip away your clothes.
>She pulls away, leaving your face numb, only to immediately begin suckling and nibbling at your bare torso.
>You're quickly covered head to crotch in her sweet, sticky nectar/saliva.
>You can smell her floral arousal rising.
>You see the flash of her razor sharp teeth(?) and feel the flicker of her broad, brightly colored tongue(?).
>As she begins to nurse from your aching "root," you drape yourself across her massive, grinning bulb.
>Kissing whatever green you can reach, you prepare to feed your precious flower the supper she deserves.
>>10969723
What's the matter?
Don't you want those big, plush, chlorophyll filled lips suckling at your tender mammal flesh?
To get covered in her warm, sticky, fragrant nectar?
Don't you want to taste her sweet, succulent, sinful flower?
>>10969441
I will not lie, I find the piranha plant profiles on F-list super hot.
[spoiler]Especially the ones that involve TF.[/spoiler]
>>10971123
No.
plant dik
>/pfg/
I'm beginning to think this isn't about Pathfinder. This isn't about pathfinder at all!
>>10977684
No it is. We're just talking about plantwaifus today.
We've taken refuge here after getting run out of /tg/ by Starfinder talk.
>tfw nobody ever wants to talk about /bfg/
>>10978016
I love big fucking girls!
>>10978246
>>10978266
>>10978016
I love the bio force gun from doom
>>10978291
>>10978309
>>10978321
>>10978336
Skinny ones are good, too.
>>10978360
The 90's called, they want their surfboard back
>>10979842
Don't you knock her aesthetic.
Saving
>>10981874
Fuck off bumpfag
wait, are these threads actually back?
>>10982682
Someone is certainly trying to bring them back
More stuff with Petal Frog.
>>10950917
Thank you for this, it's been a joy to listen to. It's very relaxing, but also kinda spacey.
Some parts seem like they would fit really well in The Avalanches' Wildflower album.
Moths are cute.
>>10984584
>>10904256
woah, anybody know if there's any translation out there for this?
>>10981233
egg+preg
muh dik
>>10984584
>>10984646
Too cute for lewd. Only for handholding, cuddling and... okay, some gentle, loving lewdness.
>>10984584
>character looks like it's 10
>dick more well rendered than it
whew
>>10995489
holy hell that is hot
Don't die now
>>11000587
Why won't you fuck off?
>>10984584
I need a moth boy
Would you?
>>11002560
dam gurl u got thighs fo' days, but yo ankle game weak tho
>>11001919
Everybody is gay for cute little moth boys.
how long until we get a crazy moth scientist that makes breeds giant moths? I need one I can hug like a dog
>>11002962
>I need one I can hug like a dog
>>10836644
>>11002997
Yes. Although he does look a bit mean. My moth would be happy and beg for the pats
Custapple makes the best insects boys.
>tfw will never have a qt luna moth bf
Are robo bugs okay?
>>11006279
I accept your robo-bugs with great pleasure
>>11006328
>gardevoir
>plant
>>10905955
Moth is just like.
Gotta pose for the camera now.
Just
One sec..
There we go.
>Do I look pretty?
>>11006328
that ain't a plant tho
>>11007864
>>11009699
>Gardevoir
>not a plant
You look at that and tell me it's not a plant again. Just because it's not Grass type doesn't mean it's not a plant when it very clearly is. Can't it also learn Grass moves?
>>11009865
It learns exactly one natively, Magical Leaf.
It can also learn grass knot via a TM, but loads of mons can.
>>11009865
It's not a plant
Again.
>>11009939
Magical Leaf is evidence enough.
>>11009980
Got anything official to back that up with, though?
Hell, just because its a grass type doesn't even mean it's a plant, It can also revolve around forest animals you know?
>>11010027
>Got anything official to back that up with, though?
Hmm, do you?
>>11009865
This is Sudowoodo.
You look at it and tell me it's not a plant. Just because it's not Grass type doesn't mean it's not a plant when it very clearly is.
>>11010339
Nigga that's not a plant, that's a fucking tree.
>>11010323
It has leaf hair, learns Magical Leaf, and has watermelon slices shoved through its body for some reason
>>10969441
>A mean, green mother
>Actually a mother
Does that make her a MILF?
Would you feed her your seed?
>>11009865
ok
it's not a plant
Bzzz
>>11019808
Fuck you
Y'll still kickin?
Here have a thing i drew
>>11020462
Unf.
>>11010406
95% sure this is bait. Just gotta breathe.
>>11009865
>green=plant
It's like when a child argues about anything living in water being a fish.
>>11020462
Aww, what a sexy slutty plant.
>>11009865
At least put her in a costume
>>11020462
Defiling an innocent plant
This place is fucking dead.
>>11030812
Well yeah, it was dead months ago, and it's certainly dead now.
>>11027830
I can assure you none of my plants are innocent
>>11033676
Interesting.
>dryads
>ent wives
>spriggans
Sexy trees.
We need more male Florans.
>>11036870
We need more florans in general
Maybe i'll have better luck if they were only weekly
But then the thread lasts 10+ days
Finally working on something. I'll work on it later
>>11050181
Cute
>>11002560
This guys come in and slaps your turnips ass. What do?
Live
>>11054123
Kill yourself bumpfaggit
>>11054874
They put on a watermark but couldn't be bothered to remove their fat sketch lines?
>>11056082
Are there versions of this pokemon out there as female?
>>11055127
Yeah, that triggers me, too.
>>11034871
dryad arbor land creature ftw
>>11057106
Well there's this thing that I don't feel like posting the rest of
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47505208
>>11052124
Release my inner beast and fuck his shit up.
live
>>11065412
kawaii
>>11065514
>>11067494
That is cute
>>11068436
Man I love this one
>>11068436
sauce?
Wish there was more anthro photoshop flowey porn
good porn, that is.
>>11072372
https://e621.net/post/show/1262738/2016-ambiguous_gender-areola-belly-big_breasts-blu
Hey buggos.
I'm looking for a thing. I distinctly recall seeing a colored version of this somewhere, anyone happen to have it?
eh, I think it's done
>>11084097
I found it no worries.
>>11085175
Lewd swimsuit
I like it
>>10893670
you mean without getting your head chopped off or eaten ?
>>11087793
Baka
Yeah I think i'm going to try weekly threads next time