HG Thread Featuring the sluttiest of slurps.

>>10827039
please try harder to be funny

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Wake me up as soon as the new geimu starts, please.

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>>10827016
For a talking ball, You sure sound full of yourself..are you a water balloon?

>>10827030
Oh yeah? Then put up or shut up! How about an arm wrestle?

>starting a thread with no gaym

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>>10827039

>>10827074
No, stay go.

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>>10827039
I thought that title was given to Asteroth.

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>>10827075
>>10826974
It's a pleasure to meet you too! .... ....stranger.

Now why would relying on weapons or gimmicks deem you dishonorable?

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>>10827084
No, I'll stay.

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>>10826974
I mean yeah sure, obviously. But I don't think half the people here would be interested in honin' their bodies to perfecti--wait! I tried this trick back home, you get a hot chick to act as a mascot, and suddenly everyone wants to learn the art; and just like that this arena won't be filled with wimps anymore. It's the perfect plan. We're startin' a Dojo, but since it was totally my idea I get at least 70% of the profit.[

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>>10827075
How funny. I am sure of my skill and that is all.

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>>10827074
>Sets up a bucket of water attached to a string

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Give me however many for the ROBOT GAMES (there are no robots and also it's some enchanted forest or w/e)

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>>10827137
Araragi Karen

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>>10827137
Elias Ainsworth

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>>10827137
Gascoigne

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>>10827137
Johnny

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>>10827137
Zer0

>>10827030 (Souda-chan)
>Zer0 suddenly jerks his hands up and waves them in front of his body, helmet beaming out: "X".
I am more than fine
in my current body state.
>The assassin hops off the table and glances at the door.
Thank you for your time.

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>>10827137
Archvillain Reflecto

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>>10827074
Do it yourself, you lazy ass. I'm not your mother, but even if I was it'd be too hot for me to move around like this just for your sake.

>>10827075
You're on! You don't know what you're getting yourself into, girlie. I'll try not to break your arm, but there won't be any promises.
>Souda sits down at the table that magically appears and beckons Leo to sit across from him
Kehehe! It won't be so bad losing to me. I'm what you'd call an ultimate after all. It's hard to pull a fast one on me.

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>>10827137
Inkling

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>>10827137
Galacta Knight

>>10827065
>HG memes
>ever funny

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>>10827137
Aron

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>>10827134
>>10827149
>Karen quickly wakes up before the painter can use her trap of water and runs to the waiting room of the arena.

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>>10827137
The Mighty Wario

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>>10827137
Kazuichi Souda

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>>10827137
Night Dog

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>>10827137
President Donald J. Trump

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>>10827137
Baiken

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>>10827137
Tsuyu

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>>10827137
Baku

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>>10827137
Agrias Oaks

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>>10827137
Grappler Baki

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>>10827137
Anime Remover Emu

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>>10827137
Overhaul

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>>10827137
Asian Jesus

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>>10827137
Tomoko

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>>10827137
I

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>>10827137
Ranma Saotome

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>>10827137
Marie Korbel

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>>10827137
P250 Franklin

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>>10827163
How rude! Well, I can be rude too, I'll meet you in the arena pink haired man.

>>10827115
>>10827149
>>10827178
Calm down.

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>>10827137
Leo

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>>10827137
The Lawbringer

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>>10827137
Irotsuki

>>10827178
Awwww....

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>>10827137
The Song

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>>10827137
Machi

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7 more

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>>10827137
Star Butterfly

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>>10827137
Max Payne

>>10827251
>not using a pic with The Face
Come on, man.

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>>10827211
This Karen has no brakes!

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no wait it's 3 more my internet is terrible

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>>10827137
Magane

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>>10827159
Oi, wait a moment!
>Souda also hops up and blocks Zer0 from using the door
You needed to see the nurse, right? Well all you've got is me, so you better tell me what your problem is so I can fix it!

>>10827207
Just like how that short-haired lady can kick my ass, right?
>Souda looks closer at Karen, particularly at the egg hairpin she's wearing
Oi, tell me you're not related to Araragi and Eggy-chan. You look like them, but you're pretty horrible in comparison.

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>>10827137
CZ Delta

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>>10827245
Twitch and Vinegar

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>>10827245
Mikun

>>10827285
Eh, close enough. Was 3 any good? It's been in my backlog for ages.

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>>10827094
Simple. You're not giving your opponent a fair chance to win, look around you. Some people use weapons and some never fought in their entire lives. Would that really be fair? At least fist to fist gives them a chance.

>>10827119
Now wait just a minute stranger, I take it your are a fighter as well, but do you really think you have the mentality to train a class of pupils?

>>10827122
All righty. Can't say I didn't warn you...

>>10827163
>Leo sits down and puts her arm at the the table
Ready when you are...ultimate wimp!

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>>10827290
>From the little I've played, it's pretty good. It's just a lot different from the other two.

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>>10827274
Uhmm? Why you don't want me to tell you I'm related to them? Araragi is my big brother, he's Nii-chan. I'm way too strong for him so he usually tries to avoid me during the arena but even then I'm sure he can win against you. And if he can win against you, it'll be easy for me.

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>>10827245
Nire

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>>10827245
Ryougi Shiki

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5 minutes for anything and everything

>>10827305
Yeah that's what I heard. I'll see if I get motivated to shoot some thugs this weekend. Cheers and GL.

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>>10827295
Let my spear decide this fight.
>>10827322
Ready.

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>>10827322
I believe I'm redongo bongo. Though I really don't like the idea to be in the same district where a skeleton has to be my partner.

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>>10827322
Looking good!

And that's a pretty okay roster too.

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>>10827322
Please proceed.

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>>10827248
>>10827322
Swap kero.

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>>10827295
Well of course I'm a fighter, I wouldn't be doin' this if I wasn't. And of course I can, I ain't no push over. How hard could it possibly be?

>>10827343
Why are you so racist against skeletons?

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>>10827322
Get on with it.

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elias is not a skeleton

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>>10827322
>"Another chance to prove myself to the peanut gallery. Not the best way to spend time, but this place didn't give me much choice.

>I took stock in my teammates. One of them had a hairstyle like a crimson porcupine, the other one was a girl that wouldn't look out of place in your average elementary school. In other words, neither of them looked like much other than decent people. A rarity these days."
Time to clean this place up.

>>10827358
District 11 in the middle.

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>>10827358
she already in

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>>10827274
>Now Zer0 is agitated. His helmet beams out ">_<" as he peers up, down, and around Souda, trying to find a hole in his defenses to escape through.
There is no problem.
It was curiosity.
Move out of the way.

>>10827322
Time to kill again.
Let blood stain the battlefield.
Anyone else's.

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>>10827322
Yeah sure, looks good enough. Let's just get a move on.

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>>10827295
You little...
>Souda grabs her hand, and with all high might tries his hardest to with the little fight
You're the ultimate wimp, ultimate wimp! I don't see you doing anything cool with your life!

>>10827307
Because it'd be awful, y'know? I like your brother. He and I go way back. He even tried setting me up with your sister, but that ended horribly. I would never have guessed she kept a kitchen knife on her at all times.
That's beside the point. You're way too lazy to be related to them. Araragi put in some work, while you're lazing around. I'll have you know I work too hard in my life to let some runt beat me at something I'm relatively good at.
>Souda beats his chest one time and looks past Karen and at the horizon with a proud gaze
My chest...it's 82 inches. Impressive, I know.

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>>10827364
I'm not racist against skeletons but Mr.Bones has opened my eyes to see how some of them can be. Mr.Bones wants to control them for his selfish goals, so I try to look at every skeleton with the same eyes until they prove themselves. Take David for example, he's a good skeleton who gets bullied by Mr.Bones.

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For this game the tributes are blessed with magical powers to use as they please. Failure to use your magic results in excess mana buildup, and you explode.

How's that for handwaving? There are some fellas out there that don't like using magic, so I went and gave them a reason to do so! Smart, right?

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>>10827358
I appreciate your kindness but I'm already in kero~

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>>10827335
Oh cool, borbs come in pink now

>>10827450
>Failure to use your magic results in excess mana buildup, and you explode.
You son of a bitch! They removed mana burn from the official rules years ago! Didn't they?

>>10827450
>Karen
>intelligence

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>>10827386
Then what kind of monster is he?

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>>10827295
I'm not sure if I want to delve to deep into this broad idea of armed vs unarmed combat. My question to you is: How would the unarmed compensate a chance for victory if they're unskilled ?

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>>10827401
So why aren't you still curious!? I'm just as good as that one-eyed freak!
>Souda looks around the room, hoping to find something to prove he's better than her
Aha! See those vitamins over there? They have 5,000mgs of vitamin C! Why don't you go try some?

>>10827450
>Scared at first, he eventually comes to and runs off into the dense forest area

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>>10827450
>"I didn't believe in magic much. Didn't have a chance to. But if the text says I had it, then I wasn't going to argue."
Uh...Abra kadabra.
>"And just like that, the guy dropped like a stone statue. I helped myself to some of his supplies. I wonder which one of us was more stone cold at that moment."

You're a good person. Never let anyone tell you otherwise.
Good night.

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>>10827450
>poof
Thank you for releasing me.I am now bestowed to grant you thre-wait a minute, there's no one around! Then why the heck am I in this ugly forest?

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>>10827450
I see now. This arena is a trickster's paradise. Every gift here has a purpose different from the one you expected.

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>>10827450
Here we go, shall none stand in my way.

>>10827464
I am no borb!

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>>10827419
With my sister? Are you talking about Tsukihi-chan? I really can't see her with someone like you, with pink hair and all. If she considered to be with you for one second then I'd have to beat her up, again.
>Karen pats Souda's back with an enthusiasm enough to be a smack instead of a friendly pat, cocking her head to a side to look at him.
Don't you dare to call me lazy, I'm always training very hard, I'm always going to the dojo to perfect my Karateka moves. You and Nii-chan are nothing compared to me.

>>10827450
Uhh what is this?
>She holds whatever she just found and feels a couple of tingles traveling through her body but nothing else.

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>>10827450
Night Dog is nude dog...OwO. Kill me.
Your skeleton entertainment for tonight is provided by Mr. Silly Bones! Haha, look at him play xylophone! What a riot!
The pay for working in the Crystal Mines is zero too, coincidentally. It's just slavery.
Etc

>>10827480
Buh? There's a rulebook for this shit? Duh? I wasn't aware of any rules!

>>10827483
i know right

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>>10827450
>Ranma swoops up behind the doggo, twiddling his fingers as he takes in a deep breath before clamping his fingers down on the dogs neck and FUCKING SNAPPING IT! There was an audible 'SNAP' which made even Ranma jolt in surprise.
WHOA HOLY CRAP! It...It wasn't supposed to be THAT loud! Jesus Christ! You could hear that from America!

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>>10827529
What I wouldn't give for some mystical bullets right now...!
>"How was I supposed to know the thing was possessed? Spirits are touchy things."

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>>10827534
We heard you eastern faggot.

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>>10827529
I don't know who is this hydra man but KILL 'EM ALL President Donald J. Trump! With your cool golden hair and my powerful punches dunches we can dispatch every one of them.

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>>10827529
Magic has no power over the usefulness of a blade.
>Says the borb with a spear.

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>>10827450
>Zer0 just breaks the wand in half over his knee, acting on the mantra of "if I can't have it, no one can": "X".
A useless weapon.
An unneeded addition
to my arsenal.

>>10827491
>The assassin looks back at the jar of vitamins sitting on the counter. He walks over, picks up the container, and examines it. Then,. from across the room, he peers over at Souda, still blocking the door.
How do I eat them?
If you are such a good nurse,
you see the issue.

>>10827529
>As Zer0 is forced to mine, he projects his feelings to his two oppressors through a series of rather rude broadcasted emoticons, while also silently plotting how best to mutilate the two tributes forcing him to do this.

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>>10827517
I guess you do have horns..

Lets see, bulls have horns too.. how about i call you a bullborb?

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>>10827361
Pretty hard I imagine, that's why you don't see a dojo on every street corner. You also have to be a good leader, set an example to your students and have a lot of discipline.

>>10827419
Well I'm arm wrestling a guy who needs a slice of humble pie, I'd say my life is pretty exciting!
>Leo lets Souda push her arm all the way near the end, only an inch from hitting the table.
Oooh. Almost there! Come on, I'm just a girl right?

>>10827485
It's small I'll admit that. But it's a chance right? Could they say the same if they had a shotgun pointed at them?

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>>10827450
>>10827529
>What're the fucking odds.
I don't feel different...

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>>10827529
>As the skeleton tries to commentate this slide, his lower jaw suddenly snaps off and falls to the ground. When the skeleton tries to speak, all he makes is a disturbing clacking sound.
hshaddghaf
>that was what it sounded like
>spooooooky

>>10827521
Delicious esl

Should I reveal my secret avas if people don't even recognize me?

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>>10827603
I wish for the host
to speak correctly again.
That noise is grating.

>>10827618
>Entirely up to you, brah.

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>>10827603
>"Magic's neat and all, but using it is like drugs: If you want the real good stuff, you have to trace it to it's source. Only difference was, magic wasn't as likely to rot your body and brain."

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>>10827521
It's...a long story. We've both grown to realize how dumb that was. I was under the influence of a man called Yosuke. I dunno if you know of or not. I don't think you know of most the people I know of.
>He nudges her hand away mid pat, getting more irritated with her friendly but probably condescending demeaner
Then explain that whole "wake me up when there's a game" thing? I know a man that never stops training. He even trains when he's shitting, so to see you give up so easily...are you a baby or something?

>>10827529
Keep going, kid. I don't have all day. I wanna go out there and get some food, maybe find a way out. Watching you is burning sunlight.

>>10827618
do whatever you want

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>>10827589
I am a knight. I will always be a knight, and you cannot change this.
Even with magic.

>>10827603
I need not sleep to fight in this land.
For the love of Nova, turn that damn music down.

>>10827618
>Your choice, Anon.

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>>10827603
>Karen decides to be in the frontline of the elite squad to kill all the goblins. She uses way too much of her strength and constantly breaks more than two bones of every goblin.

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>>10827563
So I was RIGHT! 'Ya better be thankful! I don't do that kinda thing everyday.

>>10827593
Yeah? Well I could totally teach a buncha dorks. I mean I am basically a martial arts master anyway. It'll totally be like a second nature to me.

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>>10827642
Of course, a knightly borb, that seems like a fact!

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>>10827603
>As the skeleton continues to make that terrible clacking sound, one might begin to think that he's simply doing this because he's lazy and doesn't want to actually commentate the slide.
>No, that can't be it can it? Surely one host can't be so lazy, can he?
hefdhahjd
>Well, he hasn't made an effort to pick up his jaw yet. Yeah, he's probably just lazy. But even still, a strange force soon compels him to rettach his jaw, as if somebody had wished for it...
hello

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>>10827636
You're right, I don't know this Yosuke man and neither do I know most of the people around here. However I always try to make new friends, new allies of Justice like me.
>She rubs the back of her head, smiling at him as if what happened just a second before didn't happen at all.
I get a bit tired, I'm a human just like everyone. I wanted to take a little nap before the game started but I didn't want to miss the game either. You don't need to take my word for it if you don't want to, I'll demostrate you how strong I am due to my training. Actions talk better than words or so they say.

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>>10827668
Step back!
>"I grabbed the girl before the skeletons could see her. Just our luck, they passed by the tree we hid behind."
You were this close to joining their little gang there, kid.

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>>10827571
You've got a hole in you somewhere, or else they wouldn't be pumping gas into you. Open your hole up and pour the vitamins in. If what I'm thinking is correct, you'll get kidney stones in your artificial body, which is very good for me. You see, I've never seen a robot before, so now's my chance to learn what they can and can't do!

>>10827593
>he keeps pushing her arm down, but he just can't get her hand all the way down. He's tempted to stand up and push and even makes a motion indicating he's going to, but he stops himself before it's considered cheating
C'mon...C'MON! The hell's going on here!? Why won't your hand touch the table!?

>>10827603
I'm not a fan of country music, but your voice is nice and raspy, Ocelot's daughter. You're a lot better than he is.

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>>10827658
I am no borb! Cease this foolishness.

>>10827668
I will not slay an enemy that is not a challenge. You are free. Face me at your fullest if you dare.

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>>10827668
Hey, Donny, could you please hand me the egg salad...
>RAGGLE FLYGLE

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>>10827593
I'm not seeing where any of this is goi-- guh...
I may have been knocked around the head for so long that it might of warped my intuition a bit, just a little bit, now my question to you is: are they martial artists?

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>>10827668
>the mental image of Baki and Zer0 fucking up random trolls and shit

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>>10827668
This guy just can't stop getting kidnapped, can't he? A real damsel in distress. Is it a lowercase l or an uppercase i? I already asked this question but I wasn't listening when he answered it.

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>>10827668
Ha, ha, this is wrong! The never ending flame within me burst with the power of a thousand suns, the lust which will never die, ever. To satisfy this everlasting desire I need to continue my search, to find the people who deserve Justice.

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>>10827693
You sure seem like one

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>>10827710
What the hell do you think you're doing?!
>The girl doesn't wait one second to figure out what's happening and charges towards the Archivillain Reflecto squid. She delivers one of the strongest kicks she can give, in hope to break a couple of squid bones.

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>>10827706
>They'd be gone at the speed of sound.

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>>10827529
>not saying a word and with poleaxe prepared, the Lawbringer looms over Zer0, waiting for him to make a move that could even be vaguely considered out of line

>>10827603
>with his armor and poleaxe weighing him down, the Lawbringer fails to dodge Asian Jesus' spell. The wave of nostalgia, dread, and despair makes the Lawbringer collapse to ground and for a moment makes him question himself and his actions. But that was a just a small moment. The Lawbringer rises, shaking off any feeling of doubt and he reminds himself doubt is for the unjust.

>>10827668
Q-Quid!?
>unfamiliar with witchcraft, the Lawbringer is caught completely off guard to having a hand shoved through his chest. He has absolutely no idea whether this should or could even be trialed.

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>>10827668
Y-You can't keep it from it! It's illegal to let someone die outside of the game! You'll...you'll be lynched if this happens!

>>10827677
Allies of Justice...H-Hey, wait a minute!
>Souda backs up from Karen and pulls his hat down over his eyes
I-I had no idea what I was doing back then! I'm not even good with a gun! Check my wallet if you want, but I don't have a card permitting me to go to the shooting range! I-It wasn't me, so you can't jail me for killing those people! Hajime-san s-said it was all Junko's fault! Y-Yeah, her fault! Go after her if you need to fill your qu-quota!

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>>10827668
>"Barely" may be the wrong word, given the two tributes who set off on the quest. They most certainly decimated all the trolls with ease with their combined power. What the news doesn't tell ya, ladies and gentlemen.

>>10827688
>The assassin's finally reached his breaking point. Helmet brightly beaming "D13", he throws the jar as hard as he can on the ground, smashing it to pieces and scattering vitamins everywhere, before whipping out his pistol and firing a solitary shot that whizzes past Souda's head as a warning.
Enough.

>>10827710
>Yet again, Zer0 makes quick work of the enemies, teaming up with another sword-wielding tribute this time to take down all the demons, with the help of an Average Joe to act as live bait. Though, I should probably stop getting kidnapped so often before Zer0 gets bored of rescuing him.

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>>10827710
"It happens. You just don't see it often. Especially cruel for someone so young."
Can't save 'em all.

I'm hoping to get chainreply tomorrow

>>10827739
Squids don't have bones, ya goof.

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>>10827710
quotes

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>>10827710
An exploding skull?!
How cheap!

>>10827738
I am no borb! How dare you to call me this?

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>>10827710
>the mental image of Zer0, Agrias and a spic beating up random demons and shit
>Ikkun is STILL getting captured

Odds: host in erp
Evens: host in erp

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>>10827710
>Souda carried Tsuyu away from the web and wipes the remains off of her
The hell are you doing up there? Y'look like a frog and whatnot, but does that mean you gotta act like one?

>>10827748
Uwaaah!
>Souda ducks down and shakes violently in fear
D-Don't shoot! I-It was just a joke! I'm not a real mechanic, just a mechanic in-training! I'm st-still in school! P-Please don't shoot me, I just wanted to find out what's inside a robot! I swear I-I'm not a bad guy!

>>10827791
XD time for le ebin epr raid!

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>>10827771
>"I couldn't immediately tell what was wrong, but something felt...different. Like I was missing something important."
>"A quick look told me everything I needed to know. Someone either had a thing for me, or liked middle-age men's undies."
...Damnit, are you serious?

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>>10827746
What are you talking about? I don't know anything about this Junko guy or this Hajime person. I'm not here to check your wallet or anything, I'm here to deliver Justice to those who deserve it. You know, the usual hammer and all.
>She looks a bit baffled to listen to him burst out a bunch of excuses of something she didn't know a thing or to talk about people she knows nothing about. The girl reaches forward and pats one of his shoulders in a try to relax him.
Don't worry. You don't look like a bad guy at all.

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>>10827773
But you are, it's like a dog pretending it doesn't woof.

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>>10827771
Earning the favour of the POTUS is bound to bring good luck in the long run! Uh, this isn't foreshadowing or anything, I don't read slides in advance.
Karen doesn't need a spell to make people unable to sleep, her non-stop yapping about justice and all that shit is bound to keep tributes awake.
I can't wait until they decipher the magic scroll! It just says "YOU'RE GAY!" It's the greatest prank of All Time.

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>>10827710
>disregarding the blatant deaths of the tributes around him, the Lawbringer decides the woman stuck in the lake is the one worth saving. Not bothering to remove his armor, he travels into the lake, ready to slay whatever subhuman that was unfortunate enough to attract his attention..

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>>10827668
>Cool, Calm and Collected - Baki incapacitates the trolls without much effort and trails his way to rescue the poor dude captive.

>>10827814
>>10827814
>>10827814

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>>10827819
I will not stand for this! En garde!

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>>10827771
Ugghh... That was close. I'm glad my legs are just as nimble as my arms.
>Thanks to being hooked to the branch with her legs, Karen climbs back up again with little to no effort.

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>>10827771
No!
>Souda pushes her back into the squid
She's YOUR deal! I don't wanna have to look over this annoying this!

>>10827804
TH-THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
Are you stupid or something!? You're telling me you're a cop, right? Cops bring people like me to jail and--
>Souda freezes up when she touches his shoulder. He begins shaking and sweating profusely, thinking she'll be hurting him as some sort of "repentance"
GYAH! I-I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T DO IT! HAVE MERCY ON ME! I-I'll do community service, yeah? Ho-how does that sound? A lot better than beating someone like me to a pulp!

Is Lucy here?

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>>10827827
>"I almost started crying. This had to have been a mistake. I was seeing things. Someone had drugged me. But for a second... I swear, Helen was there. There, in the flesh, alive and well... Holding our baby.

>It was almost too much to bear. For just a second, I wanted to believe it was real."

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>>10827771
>His magic having worked, Zer0 is elated: ":D"!
Success!
>However, as he holds the pair of tighty whiteys up to the sun, he suddenly has a moment of clarity: "._."
...Why?

>>10827793
>Zer0 calmly walks over and stops right before the cowering mechanic. Bending over, Zer0 grabs his chin and forces him to look right up at his helmet. All it is projecting now is his namesake: "0".
Find another one.
I am no experiment.
Now: let me pass by.

>>10827827
>The assassin cannot make heads or tails of it: "?". After several fruitless minutes he looks over at his fellow sword-wielding compatriot.
Do you understand?

>>10827836
>someone is erping the bb doll

Damn it Gas Coin!

Is Red here?

>>10827886
Feel free to use whatever you like. Even the doll, should it please you.

>>10827875
*Luci

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>>10827827
Gascoigne's beastly form becomes more grotesque.
Elias isn't getting his skull caved in today.
That would be impressive if I was actually stabbing somebody, but due to the broken event he's just stabbing at air like a spastic. Sorry about that, it's my fault.

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>>10827742
>>10827668
Hehehehe, did I spook ya? did I, did I ,did I? No point in lying!
>>10827710
>>10827773
You're not the one who can't walks no mores! What kinda bum deal is this?

>>10827836
>OP is Tsuyu
>thread has no tsuyu

Sadness kero.

Post the last message you got on Discord and guess the avas

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>>10827656
I don't know...referring to your future students as dorks isn't really convincing...

>>10827688
>Leo simple shakes her head in disappointment
So much for being an ultimate. Don't take this personally ok?
>She then slams Souda's fist onto the table, a smug expression is on her face.

>>10827701
Uhh you ok there buddy? I wouldn't know...depends on the person

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>>10827902
GET BACK! I'll paint ya all pinks and purples and oranges and other clashing colors!

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>>10827827
I expect you to pay me back for this potion. I went to hell and back to get this crap. Seiko's not easy to reach during these hours.

>>10827883
>Souda quickly scoots out of the way, freeing up his path
I don't mean to sound picky, but would it kill you to be a little more verbal about what you want next time? Trying to kill me is going way too far. I'm a human being, y'know. I don't come back to life when I die. I can't be repaired.

>>10827902
It was impressive the way he stabbed him/she2 so hard that he/she2 was deleted from the game.

>>10827914
Fuck off, there's a game going on. Save your shitty memes for dead hours.

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>>10827899
???

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>>10827874
>She moves her hand away once he starts to sweat and shake without control. Karen easily notices his shaking tone as well and the way he was talking was obviously out of fear. In hope to calm him down, she looks at him for a sec and simply raises her fist to punch his face. The strength she used wasn't a lot but it was enough to leave a sore spot on his nose.
Hey, hey, I'm not a cop. I'm an ally of Justice. But if you really wanted to ''pay'' for your ''crimes'' you just did.

>>10827914
Y-you first

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>>10827902
Don't take it personally..-
>"A chill ran up my spine. There wasn't a real reason to fear him. Kid looked like your average painter... But something still told me not to get any closer. I holstered my Beretta. After a while, your cop instincts just kind of kick in."
...Nah, forget it.

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>>10827920
You're right...the term schmucks fits much better. Gotta give out some of that tough love, or else no one's gonna get anywhere.

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>>10827902
I wonder what the Great Emu War was like. I was off fighting the Great Skeleton War when it was happening, but I'm awfully curious as to how a bunch of emus managed to overpower a bunch of fleshies.

>>10827933
Yeah, we'll go with that. Who was the poor Player2 that I had encountered? We'll never know.

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>>10827902
Could it be...? The conmen are spying on me with one of their many servants? I should be more careful and use this map to my advantage.

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>>10827944
I wanted to make it more detailed but Paint crashed on me twice so :/

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>>10827840
>Metal music starts playing

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>>10827920
Course I'm okay! I'm just feeling a little drowsy is all, but it ain't much to bug me down. So.... ... name? What's all this hub-ub about you building a dojo?

>>10827966
Wait, does Tomoko win now?

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>>10827966
I know a good route to avoid them. And we got a better chance of taking them out if they see us. Partners?
>"A shaky alliance. I didn't know if I could trust a few of them, but it was better than being on my own."

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>>10827902
I am whatever.
Anta, or protagonist.
As long as I kill.

>>10827928
>The assassin brushes by Souda, but stops right next to him as he hears him talk. At the last comment, he turns his head, gazing directly at the mechanic. His helmet is now blank.
Good.
>He turns back and continues to walk out the door, through the waiting room, and into the beyond.

>>10827966
>Zer0 whimsically tosses the vial containing the cure into the air and then catches it, over and over while watching Magane suffer.
An antagonist
would surely not give you this.
Do you not agree?

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>>10827966
N-nani?! Gascoigne, we're in the same team! Don't leave me with this skeleton and Asian Jesus, the latter tried to kill me first!

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>>10827975
>Cute! Thanks.

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>>10827886
>>tfw it's true
>FUCK
>SHE'S NOT FOR LEWDING

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>>10827966
The Song will be singing of pain as she succumbs to her wounds. She got FUCKED up.

>>10827991
It's a dud spell made to crush people's hopes. It's for my own enjoyment really. I'm a complete sadist!

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>tfw too tired to even rp
>good night, HG. Hopefully I'll have enough time and will to participate on SAW tomorrow night and during the weekend.

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>>10827966
>>10827994
Oh hey again. I was kinda joking about that whole "paint you until you don't recognize what you were" thing. What kinda cult would want magic to not be a thing? Magic's cool!
>>10828017
Huh. Cool.
>She smashes her water bucket against his head and runs like hell.

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>>10827902
>Souda turns them back to normal, holding his puke in while doing so
O-Oh my god, you guys...yo-you're both so gross...

>>10827920
UWAH!
>His hand slams down onto the table before he knows it, sending him into a shock. He refuses to look anywhere but his hand, knowing that if he looks up he'd have to utter out some kind of explanation as to why he lost to her
M-My hand...I could've sworn it wasn't on that side before. I wonder who put it there?

>>10827946
>Souda jerks his head back, avoiding the punch. Amazed at his own reflex, he chuckles a hearty chuckle and wipes his forehead with his arm, taking away most of the sweat that accumulated from the whole ordeal
Yeah, I know that. I was just playing around! You being a cop makes as much sense as me being a professor! Haha...but you've got no ties with them, right? If so, forget everything I said. It's some ADHD or whatever it's called. That thing veterans get, y'know?

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>>10828017
>For as much of a killing machine as Zer0 is, even he doesn't want to deal with the horrendous beast that Gascoigne is related to, and wisely retreats to wait for a better opportunity.

>>10828023
>Have a good night, Merak!

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>>10828017
What good was there? He's an antagonist.

>>10828023
Catch ya.

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>>10827999
>Souda walks to the door and peers out, making sure Zer0 doesn't change his mind and come back
...
Where'd that nurse go anyway?

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>>10827964
Okay...but aren't most masters like....really old and experienced? I mean you look to be about my age.

>>10827986
My name's Leo. And I wasn't really going to build it, least not by myself. It has to be a community project! If no one really wants it then there is no point, right?

>>10828037
I did.
>Leo grabs his hand yanks him across the table
Now are you going to finally apologize for being a jerk?

Max Payne's events in this have been great so far

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>>10828017
I-Is this what they call the kissu of death? Everything feels so cold and lifeless. I'm getting sleepy and...weak...

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>>10828017
>"You can play all the music and TV you want while you sleep. It can still never drown out the voices of those you've failed. When they come back for a visit to your psyche at night, they make it a point to be heard."

>>10828026
>"Head was a little in the clouds, but I can't blame him. Makes me wonder what I'd have been like if I was raised like this kid probably was."
Superstition, jealousy, fear. Take your pick, we're scared creatures.

>>10828058
>"It was going to happen sooner or later. Only one person comes out on top, even over their allies. I took a deep breath and prepared myself."
No hard feelings. I'm making sure I'll make a splash in the end-game.

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>>10827909
>his dominant poleaxe hand twitches violently, but he refrains
Stultum puella...
Child.. actions like that will brand you as a monster. Any other Lawbringer would've executed you on the spot, without a doubt. Don't ever do that again to me or anyone else. Now go back to your parents. They must be worried sick.

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>>10828058
>Zer0 is now fully consumed by his antagonistic behavior now that his own katana is corrupted. Once an assassin that still had some sympathy and wit, he is now a heartless killing machine, looking to satiate his bloodlust no questions asked.
I crave more bloodshed.
Bodies to fill all the fields,
blood staining the ground.

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>>10828058
You know what happens in this slide? A bunch of people dying. It's great, look at it!

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>>10828069
So? I ain't a slouch. I'm more skilled then I look, 'ya know. If 'ya value you your life I wouldn't go around and underestimating me.

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>>10828069
Ughuu...
>Souda turns his head away from her. The thought of actually apologizing for something so harmless doesn't sit well with him
I'm sorry for being a jerk, I guess. Maybe you should apologize for yanking be across this table like a barbarian? You could've pulled my arm outta my socket.

>>10828109
Rooting for Max.

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>>10828037
>Souda jerks

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>>10828037
>Her punch narrowly misses when he dodges her attack. A sharp sound cuts through the air as she returns her hand to grab one of her hips.
I'm above them, I'm an ally of Justice, like I said. Yeah I get it, then it means you're a really old guy. I try to respect my elders as long as they're not my Nii-chan or they're not a villain waiting to stab me in the back. So, you don't have anything to fear for now.
>Karen turns around and waves, walking away from him.
I'll see you later, pink haired guy. I have to wait for the next arena and I have some squatting to do. If you see Nii-chan when I don't please tell him to call me back sometime.

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>>10828128
I could easily have Miss. Sonia do it for me, but she isn't here.

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>>10828109
>"Turns out, rage burns hotter than any flame man can make, even if it consumes you."
Come on in. The fire's fine.
>"I reached out for him. Maybe he'd like lick of flames just as much.
... Or maybe not."

>>10828109
They tried to put out his fire with gasoline.

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>>10828109
Magic storms are dangerous.

FUCK that was good commentary

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>>10828117
Hey easy there tells! I'm just voicing some concerns, no need to get all worked up.

>>10828118
Sorry, but somebody had to teach you some manners, obviously you must have forgotten what your mother taught you! Treat others how you want to be treated.

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>>10828109
>Or, rather, he would be, if he didn't get instantly decimated by a tribute fucking exploding and eliminating him from existence.
A mortal vessel
rigged as a ticking time bomb.
How unexpected.

>>10828014
Wut? Gehrman all but explicitly tells you she is used for lewd in your very first conversation with him.

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>>10828069
Right! Leo! I doubt any one here would want to learn self-defense, given that they're practically training 24/7 in an endless battle royale to prove their worth.

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>>10828132
>Souda waves as she walks away from him. As soon as she's out of view he goes back to wiping his forehead and then looking at the sweat he collected on his arm
J-Jesus, what the hell is with that girl? She's way too dangerous. Too dangerous to be Araragi-san's sister. She must be adopted or something

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>>10828152
I like this event.

WINNER NEXT SLIDE!

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>>10828152
>"Kicked out... I was used to that isolation. Thankfully best companion was still by my side.. The fickle mistress, Luck. I don't know if it was his intention... But the artist formerly known as Irotsuki just saved my life."

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>>10828183
>"He was fast with his sword. I was faster with a gun. And a 9mm doesn't discriminate between God and Man.

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>>10828158
Shut up already. Telling me things I already know irritates me. You don't know how stressful it is to be in this place. I haven't been here religiously in...about a year, I'd say. Don't you know how out of touch I am with everything?

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>>10828183
>Max: has gun
>Ikkun: Doesn't have gun
>Ikkun power: Talk for 30 minutes and say something is nonsense
>Max power: Shoot gun

SHOOT GUN

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>>10828158
I take my strength VERY seriously! But whatever, it'll be fine. There's nothing to worry about, like at all.

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>>10828183
it ends

P A Y N E
A
Y
N
E

>>10828226
M A X
A
X

>>10828226
All is right in the world.

>>10828226
REGULATION WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE
Grats, Max. Thanks for host m8.

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>>10828058
Alright, some red would...
My brush is gone.
Where's my brush.
WHO TOOK MY BRUSH!?
>>10828092
Oooooh, is that Latin? Neat!
>Her hand pulls away with a shrug, and she flicks off a little triangle-shaped paper hat away.
Eh, I was getting tired of whatever that was anyways. And I aint no kid! I'm a legal adult, with protective custody of my own little sister! Parents aren't part of the picture.
...Heckoli be a Lawbringer? You're no cop!
>>10828088
Ooh, pshaw! I bet they just don't know no better! Bet they haven't even tried magic!
...Neither've I but come on, who wouldn't wanna be a wizard?
>>10828109
Revenge is a dish best served...PINK! Bwahaha!
>>10828152
SMASHING! MY OTHER ONE WEAKNESS!

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>>10828226
>"What a cheap trick. And I was all over it. He never saw it coming."
...Well, look like that's that.
>"And just like that, it was over. I won."

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>>10828226
HERE'S YOUR WINNER

P A Y N E
A
Y
N
E

M A X
A
X

according to the two anons posting after me

>>10828256
There's the fucking face. That's the good shit, baby. Congrats.

>>10828262
Max, dearest of all my friends.

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>>10828226
>>10828262
I'm not gonna hear the end of this anytime soon. Payne this, Payne that. He's not as cool as you'd think.
But thanks for hosting. It really made this place lively.

>>10828262
I would have shitposted you forever if the filler won.

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Thanks for the great game! I loved reading your replies, I think they were some of the best I've seen since hosting.

Here you all are, together again.

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>>10828262
Thank you for hosto dosto, Mr.Bones and congrats to Payne.

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>>10828226
>>10828280

Congratulations, and thanks for your time, bonehead.

>God I'm tired of dying early

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>>10828262
Congratulations, Max. Arigato.

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>>10828262
Ha-hey, niiice. Hold a pose, I need to capture this-here mental image!

>>10828280
Goodo hosto

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>>10828165
Well thing is I see more people die to lacking survival skills, well now that I think about it...maybe a survival class would be better.

>>10828200
Being away from here makes you forget about decency and social skills? Hmm, I must really not envy you if that's the result of where you went off to.

>>10828210
I mean I get that you're proud, but don't you think you should be more cool headed and mature?

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>>10828280
I ain't gonna say anything...
Thanks for hostin', or whatever.

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>>10828262
Congratulations.

>>10828280
Thank you.

High on diesel and gasoline

>>10828292
>>10828281
Translate pls

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>>10828262
Fantastic work and thank you.

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>>10828280
Oh yeeeah, thanks a bunch for this!

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>>10828280
In summary: my bones are falling apart. The magic keeping me together is slowly fading, either that or my bones have become to old. I thought myself immortal but with each second I see the shadow of Death growing larger and larger as he casts his gaze upon me. I'm not long for this world. I-
>The skeleton's lower jaw pops off, rendering unable to rant any further.
asdfsdfdgssd

>>10828278
oh HECK


>>10828318
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>>10828325
Thanks again!

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>>10828164
>Nah Man, she's for warm cuddles after a long day of hunting.
>>10828280
>Cool winner. Thanks for the host

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>>10828262
>"I took my finger away from the trigger. For now, it was definitively over. A pack of dogs scrambled over scraps, and I was the alpha. I sat down and took a breath. Whatever victory actually meant here, I did my best to enjoy it."
Thanks for the game.

>>10828280
>"3 kills... Not the busiest night I've had, but I call that a blessing."

>>10828288
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>>10828318
Thanks for the congrats. That was a hell of a workout.

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WHOOPS WRONG SUMMARY

Don't look at that other summary, tournament guy.

>>10828342
No problem, hope you enjoyed it.

Psycho for drum machine

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>>10828262
Congrats on the win Max!
>>10828280
Thanks for the game Skelly!

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>>10828299
You gotta be stupid or something if you think we're alive if we're not in this place. It's like being in a deep sleep, except you're still conscious. Do you know what that's like? It's enough to make anyone go crazy.

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>>10828299
Huh? Why the heck would I act like that? I'll keep actin' like this 'till someone proves me wrong.
>He says as he's been proved wrong multiple times

>>10828262
You should host more during prime time. I don't know why you only host during dead hours so often.

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>>10828299
A survival class would build a better foundation, you can add self-defense to supplement this.

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>>10828301
So I'm back from Kentucky

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>>10828396
>We need ded hours host Anon.

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>>10828382
I escaped from here just fine. You know their is a barrier you can cross through right? Transports you to another universe. Rantero was nice enough to accompany me through the trip.

>>10828386
You know there is always someone out there is just a bit faster or stronger...I wouldn't go around carrying that attitude.

>>10828400
Good point! I think the first thing that needs to be taught is how to make a fire because I have seen way too many people struggle with that.

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>>10828274
Funny thing is, I don't disagree. But you're gonna have a much harder time convincing the rest of the roster.

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>>10828396
>Dead hours hosts are always appreciated, too.

>>10828404
>I had my doubts you could pull it off tbqh, but it came out better than I thought. Nice job.

>>10828396
The only thing primetime is prime for is shitposting.

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>>10828416
Speaking of...

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>>10828424
Not sure who that guy is, but I think I'd know a thing or two about this place. I was here way before your ass. In a sense, I'm basically your senpai. In fact, I'm everyone's senpai. I'm the only veteran in this dumb place.

>>10828445
Nah, you just admitted it. All I gotta do is tell them to ask you and they'll hear exactly what I just did. All you are is a man in a suit. Not a damn thing separates you from the other men in suits doing the same thing you're doing.

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>>10828424
As if. I got this attitude for a reason. I ain't a push over, and losin' just ain't a possibility for me.
>He says as he's lost against countless people.

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>>10828481
Except the fact that I put bullets into heads before they could do the same. Like it or not, I survived and they didn't.

lads help i can't stop eating vegemite on bread

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>>10828449
What I don't understand is why wearing a hoodie makes the glasses fold in on themselves, like what the heck.

Also I need more ava's that
I can try to make, I already have two nearly done and I want MORE.

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>>10828458
>As much as I'd love to, I'm currently out of my country using unreliable hotel WiFi on my phone. So I'm afraid I can't do much. Sorry Johnny.

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>>10828347
Hold it. Hold iiiiiiiit.