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ITT: Pokemon Are Real. Universe 2. What does PAR think of the

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ITT: Pokemon Are Real.
Universe 2.

What does PAR think of the murders?

Last thread: >>10801660
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bones needs to khs already
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>>10819600
Things will only get worse.

>>10819128
Thanks, you being an Alola resident us helpung expedite the process.

>>10819023
"That's why the secure location. Hope you like boats"
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>>10819615
this
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>>10819600
>prostitutes choose to get raped xD
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>>10819642
new meme is how much of a faggot bones is
get with the times
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>>10819600
Concerned, very concerned.
I'm not going anywhere without protection anymore.
>>10819638
Just an update, training's going well. Even Cinnamon the Eevee's doing fantastically.
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>>10819600
They're awful and I hope the one behind the string of them in Kalos is brought to justice.

I've spent all day working out a deal with the current owners of the property, got a good price for the building, now I need to hire renovators for it, among so many other things.
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>>10819668
Don't tell me what to meme punk
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>>10819684
>Angriest Aron is headbutting everything the others aren't getting.
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>>10819698
come back when you get with the times bones
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>>10819638
"Yeah, I got my books and I'm going there now."
>Grumble and bandage up hand and read some nerd tech books.
>Last number + 10 for travel time.
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>>10819699
>Sparklion is sticking around, just in case of trouble.
"Doing alright, friend?"
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>>10819712
>
I'm not that loser faggot
I told you what my name is
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>>10819775
kys bones
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>>10819773
"Yes, hopefully I'll evolve soon."
>Go iron head some more birbs.
>Rolling to level up.
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>>10819600
Ocean Man?
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bird guy is a pussy faggot
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>>10819699
>not using shiny Aron as FC
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>>10819802
"It'll happen soon, with your enthusiasm."
>Valjean's looking confident.
"What do you think about Frankie and Stibs so far, if I may ask?"
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>>10819775
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS
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>>10819882
(I didn't want to go with MUH SHINY SHADOW ARON WITH AN EGG MOVE OC. I still have shiny images tho.)

>>10819903
"Soon I hope."
>Aron is sitting at a cool 27, even after days of training.
"I still don't really trust them. Why are we going to Alola?"
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>>10819775
busy shitting out your pussy to reply?
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>>10819860
Take me by the hand, lead me to the laaaand, that you understaaand.

>>10819882
( If Aronplayer wants to switch, they can, but Angery Steel Dino is their character and it's their decision. )

>>10819802
>>10819903
>Frankie watches with a smile and his hand on a Potion. He's obviously oblivious to the topic of conversation.
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>>10819940
"Bzzzzrt?"
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you can stop baiting me turts, I ain't ever gonna fall for that shit
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>>10819940
"I think the Alola trip is for Stibs' work. As for trusting them, well... I think they mean well, at least. That's more than Rey and I can say for previous humans we've dealt with."
>Long pause.
"Would it help if I had Rey ask the details of the Alola trip?."
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>>10820052
coward
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>>10820009
"What do you want?"

>>10820054
>Aron squints into the distance before looking back at Val.
"Yeah, I think that'd be nice. I don't know if they're going to become like Cipher or what. Would you?"
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>>10820052
bawk bawk run and hide you oversized chicken
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You guys are just mad I'm not giving you any (You)s
That's no reason to shit up the thread though, fucking quit it
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>>10820094
"I can arrange that. As for this... 'Cipher', I don't know them but I can guess as to what they're like from how much you worry about them, and people like them."
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>>10820192
u first polly
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>>10820094
"Clickzzzrbzzz..."
>The floating magnets keep watching the angrydino
>Not even blinking
>They may need some help communicating
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>being a fucking racist nigger
this is why no one likes you turts
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>>10820206
"Thanks. They do a lot of horrible things. Things I still need to correct myself."

>>10820274
"What is it saying?"
>Go headbutt some more birds in the meantime.
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>>10820284
youre so easy to bait its cute
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>>10820328
"Bro, I'll ask for 'chu, kay?"
>>10820274
>Rey's eyes roll back as he attempts Psych Shenanigans to translate for zapmagnets.
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>he thinks I'm cute
complimenting me isn't going to make me want to have sex with you
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>>10819687
Oh, I forgot to ask!
Anyone in Kalos have recommendations for renovation crews?
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>>10820549
Yeah, how about the one that thinks prostitutes choose to get raped?
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>>10820192
>out of thin air on the skies of alola a tremendous sounds suddenly starts
>something appears from a mysterious hole
>something huge
>powerful
>Maybe dangerous
>what is it?
>who will discover
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>>10820328
"Whirr..."

>>10820417
>Directly tapping into the magnets brains skips the radio message formatting
>"Why are you always so angry?"
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>>10819739
>Arrive at Oil Rig.
"Man this place is a dump, just my style."
>Wait until boat is out of view.
>Check for cameras...
>I assume there aren't any but if there are one can see what he's up to if this post dubfails.
"Alright, I need to grab some things."
>Out goes space bamboo.
>Portal is opened and midget snake oil salesman grabs some things and sets up a room.
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>>10820417
>>10820584
>Squint.
>I'll probably say Rey can translate from now on I guess?
"I don't know. I don't have time to waste."
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>>10820573
>Alola's champion looks up at the sky with a sigh and a pout
"Aw... I haven't even finished the murder stuff yet..."
>I'm going to have him only bring 1-3 Pokemon with him at a time now, everything else just chills at Kira's house or stays at Poke Pelago
>Which island is this even over?
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>>10820549
I doubt any of the resident posters have any experience with hiring building crews.
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>>10820549
Sorry, I'm afraid I'm still new to the region.
You are Serena, is that correct?
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Why are dragon types so much fun to mess with?
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>>10820642
>Autotranslated
"Something in the mind?"
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>>10820785
>in ula'ula island
>haina desert
>something that looks like a rocket is flying in tbe skies near the desert
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>>10820785
>roll to UB portal to >>10820606 after he returns his space ship thing
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>>10820865
"I don't want to be weak and get overpowered if anything bad happens. I guess that's it."
>Time for more training.
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>>10820817
Darn, that's a shame.

>>10820829
Yeah, why?
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>>10820839
Dragons can bite your head off, what are you talking about?
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>>10821018
They can try, but at best it tickles, it makes them so mad!
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>>10820966
I'm in the look for work in Lumiose and you were recommended, if the amnesia and poor understanding of Kalosian is not too much of a problem.
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>>10821057
kys fairy
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>>10821057
>Roll to delete fairy
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>>10820915
"Admin says we need to get stronger for his projects"
"You get stronger, we get stronger"
>Join in the training along steeldino
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>>10820884
>Sun worries his lip as he watches the sky
"Oh... Just a Celesteela? That's... That's not that bad!"
>Nebby gets a few pats on the mane
"Alright, let's g-"
>>10820889
>Odds
>Sun's cat growls and swats at the jelly
"No touching, please!"
>With that out of the way, Nebby portals Sun and himself to Haina Desert
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>>10821057
fucking fairies need to be purged
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>>10821120
"I'm strong as it is. I need to get stronger."
>Gonna take a while for 28.
>Rolling for some training in the meantime.
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>>10821088
Nah.

>>10821163
Nice Photoshop.

Any other Fairies here that bully dragons?
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>>10821152
>the celesteela is flying around
>it seems confused and lost
>tries looking around for somewhere to go
>flies away to somewhere else
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>>10821197
That's so last year. New thing is dark types.
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>>10821087
An amnesiac? Do you remember your skill set? I'm looking for renovations, bartenders, and waitresses right now.
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>>10821197
>>10821248
What the talking mouth said.
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>>10821253
No, but I do remember that prostitutes choose to be raped
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>>10821248
>>10821269
more like dork types amirite
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>>10821163
Delet
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>>10821248
>>10821269
Why not both? Fighting types too!

>>10821298
Damn right, man, they think they're soooo special for their Psychic immunity, but look at us, we make Dragons our BITCHES!
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>>10821269
Sup Steel/Fairy bro.
>>10821298
Exactly.
>>10821333
Fuck those nerds.
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Just got off of work and it was boooooring! what is up dudes?

>>10819600
Have not heard of any

>>10821163
That is uuhh... extreme.
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>>10821333
>Roll to give pokerus
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>>10821189
"Affirmative"
>The eye robots have got at least one level up during the training today
>Starting at 30, they aim for at least 33
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>>10821253
Police work, the details may be blurry now but the skillset is almost an instinct.
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>>10821343
Literally or figuratively, no judging, of course.

>>10821393
>Failure
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>>10821436
Think you could apply that to one of the things I listed off?
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>>10821572
Yes.
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>>10821666
Nice! I've been looking for a darkie or a drago to be my mate, but it's hard, man, they don't like a mate being stronger than them.
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>rocket princess flies around aimlessly
>doesn't know where she is
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>>10821732
Eh, I dunno. There are some floating around here probably.
I'm not really into sex, honestly.
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>>10821232
"Hey... Where'd it go?"
>Let's see if Sun can successfully follow the Celesteela
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>>10821732
Fairies are nothing but trouble. that's why.
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>>10821587
I was thinking bouncer, but bartender is fine with me.
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>>10821829
do you even lift, bro?
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>>10821781
>Moon appeared!
>She has a bow sling around her right shoulder and a quiver on her back.
"Psst, what are we looking for?"
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>>10821779
It doesn't have to be sex, just someone I can share the love with, ya feel?

>>10821811
Aww it's cute that you think that, I bet you would say the same thing about Dragons if we didn't exist!
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>>10821781
>just to move the plot foward just he is able to find it
>it is flying around in circles trying to get where it is
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>>10821895
Never felt that either. Maybe I'm just a freak?
I dunno, fighting is more fun.
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>>10821895
>share love. fairies can not actually love. Also dragons are just more trouble. asking to be killed horrifically. the savages.
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>>10821895
im gonna laugh if this guy pulls a noodles and is a shiny sylveon
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>>10821343
What about nerds with fairy types?

>>10821811
Worth it imho.

>>10821732
>>10821895
What are you, at that?
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>>10821918
Maybe it's a species thing? I kinda run on affection, and my last mate was a human that died, you see where this is going?

>>10821928
I wouldn't exist if I couldn't feel love, man!
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(Why does everyone go for these sex/relation obsessed characters? This Mawile has been here for a whopping 10 minutes and I'm more interested in it than this Sylvie ripoff.)
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>>10821947
They're pretty cool.
Are you the nerd?

>>10821962
Uh, no. Did you kill him?

>>10821974
(Man I don't like having my characters turned into the "this is why ur rong" presentation. Aro/Ace Mawile is just a mentally ill fucktard, that's it.)
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>>10821974
(Because it's a simple goal that isn't fighting and a common complaint in U1 was too much fighting and too many fighting focused characters)
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>idk whether or not to face claim at all these picture-less posts

>>10821947
Then you never met a fairy. deceiving cunts.

>>10821962
You thrive off of deception.
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>>10821860
>The bow and arrow distract Sun for a few moments, but he quickly moves on
"A Celesteela!! It's kinda... Running flying around in circles?"
>>10821905
"Do you think we should wait for it to land or...."
>He watches the Celesteela, raising an arm to shield his eyes from the sun
>A Pokeball rest in his hand, Nebby watching the UB as well
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>>10822029
"Well it can't see it from here. Stay here and watch it."
>Moon hops up, moving to higher ground.

>>10821905
>Moon draws her bow, knocking an arrow.
>No stand arrow, that's out for now, the plot kinda fell down when most people in discord didn't like it so, rip.
>She closes an eye, letting an arrow toward where she thinks it'll move next.
>Rolling for a hit.
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>>10822021
You take that back
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>>10821947
Take a look!

>>10821999
No, they got caught by a Salazzle.

>>10822021
Nah.
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>>10822029
>feeling defeated and disoriented she decides to land
>looks around confused
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>>10822021
Rude.

>>10822075
Riiiiiiiight.
I'm gonna go do something else, I guess.
(Sorry, I don't really know how to RP in this place, see ya I guess.)
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>>10822116
(you are doing fine my dude)
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>>10822090
(fug missed)
>>10822070
>the celesteela is hit, it doesnt hurt jer but it froghtened her
>she is scared by the sudden attack are tries, and fails to hide
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>>10822116
(You're better than Em's 55th sex focused character.)
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>>10821999
Yes I am.

>>10822021
Let a Sylveon wipe away the daily stress and the tone changes.

>>10822075
Almost thought you were going to be a Sylveon, you had me there.

>>10822070
(RIP that plot)
(The problem was making stands work in universe, though, I preferred the "stands are Ghost types" explanation)
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>>10822071
Or what? you'll consume my soul?

>>10822075
Prove it mr. betterthantherestofus

>>10822150
Never actually met a pure fairy type. I couldn't imagine the experience.
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>>10822070
>For what it's worth, I thought the stand plot was interesting
>Just not sure how it would work for any of my characters
"Alright, I'll uh... Be right here!"
>>10822090
>>10822133
"...hey Nebby? Think you can kinda... Get a general idea what she's looking for?"
>Do I have to roll for a Psychic leggo to do mind shit?
>Interpret this however you see fair
>>10822116
(I think you're doing fine)
>>
(okay yeah the ice fox being relationship focused was dumb she's dropped)
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>>10822133
"Got it!"

>>10822150
(Yeah, it's no biggie.)

>>10822200
>Yeah, it felt like memes in hindsight.
>Moon gives a thumbs up from the rocks.
"Good shot, huh?"
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>>10822223
(k then. i think it was fine but what ever.)
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>>10822196
No I'll be sad. What makes you think I can eat your soul?
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>>10822200
(i think it will be easy for for nebby to read the celesteela)
>in the UB's mind it shows that it fell in something and is suddenly in a confusing world
>>10822242
>notices the human with a bow and tries to run away
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>Roll to massacre Pokemon in Unova
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>>10822364
>Smack.
"Bad."
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>>10822196
It is a pretty pleasant experience.

>>10822116
Later.
(You are fine, dude)
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>>10822380
(Can you quit trying to fucking kill people's characters?)
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>>10822380
>Run away
>Why didn't you investigate the other murder strings dude
>This is racist against dark types
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>>10822431
(Whoops I'll fuck off.)
>>10822433
>Oops.
>Throw self in god trash.
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>>10822242
>Maybe we'll just make a Jojo's rp or something
>Not a thread but uh
>Yeah
>Moon receives an excited thumbs up and a wave from Sun
"Geez Moon, where'd you learn to be such a good sh-"
>>10822358
>It's trying to get away
"Aw wait no, come back!"
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>>10822451
bye cunt
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>>10822451
(Aw no, come back)
(I thought you were cool dude)
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>>10822358
>She slings the bow over her shoulder and tosses out a Salazzle.
"Keep it from running, please."

>>10822451
(Don't leave, dude. You're doing fine.)

>>10822452
>Could be fun.
"Can't tell! Sun, come on!"
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>>10822451
>Oh for fucks sake
>Dude I was just making a joke
>God damnit this is why I make lovey characters because playing anything else is somehow worse
>The sneasel runs so hard he gets lost somewhere between Unova and Orre
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>>10822518
(everyone here is way to fucking sensitive.)
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>>10822451
(Please don't leave)
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>>10822518
(Yeah, sorry. I didn't mean to make you drop the character. I was just trying to actually have Zygarde do something since he hasn't really.)
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>>10822316
Well. My father always told me that fairies are better at haunting than a Gengar. Thus you consume souls.

>>10822391
Sounds like drugs to me.
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>>10822451
HAHAHAHA GOOD RIDDANCE YOU FUCKING KEK
NO ONE LIKED YOUR ANNOYING CHARACTER ANYWAY
MANIPULATE PEOPLE'S SYMPATHY HARDER
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>>10822452
>she keeps running away because of the scary girl with the bow
>doesn't notice thr boy
>>10822504
>it's blocked by the salazzle, but she's too scared to fight and tries to hide
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>>10822655
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>>10822650
Have you met a fairy?
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>>10822603
(It was just bad timing, I guess, you're fine man. Really the character was garbage and needed to be dropped before it even started.)
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>>10822671
>throw at mal >>10820606
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>>10822767
How.
>>10820606
"Hey."
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>>10822504
>Not sure what part it would take place in
>I guess that'd get figured out after we find out if there's interest
"Alright, I'm going!!"
>Rather than staying behind the rock, Sun takes a seat on top of it
>>10822655
"Um.... I think it might hurt itself if it keeps-"
>He's cut off by the Celesteela smashing the rock it tried to hide behind
"... I'll just."
>Out goes Volcarona, blocking Celesteela's other path of escape
>One of them, anyway
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>>10822776
>Don't panic, just a snake god.
>Mal does his best impression of a confused man.
"Are you here for something? It's kind of... An Oil Rig in the ocean."
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>>10822655
>Moon hops off, the rocks, Lunala making a portal and bringing her closer.
>The Salazzle is level 80, in case you want to smack it and run.
"What's your deal?"

>>10822789
>I'd be up, sounds fun.
>Moon waves.
"You think we should do something?"
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>>10822684
In person? nope. Why would i?
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>>10822870
Because it sounds like your dad hasn't either.
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>>10822805
>Fug shrugs, curling up around the oil rig.
"Kinda chill out here. You live here?"
>Fug tries to squint inside.
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>>10822834
>>10822789
"Eek"
>The cowardly celesteela is surrounded
"Please don't hurt me, i don't know where i am...
>scared rocket noises
"I was suddenly pushed to this place, i don't want a fight"
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>>10822650
It is definitely not drugs.
...maybe.

>>10822805
>Beep beep incoming message
>Talked it with my associate, we now own the oil rig
>Work crews are going to get there for the renovations, enjoy the company.
>Later we can discuss further employment

>Rolling for days of work needed
>Last digit + 7
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>>10822886
>Inside is a bed, table with a few robotics books on top of it as well as a mini fridge.
"Yeah, kinda. Got a gig to hang out here until some guy comes here I guess."
>Mal shrugs.

>>10822983
>"Hey, cool! I packed up a few things and moved them out here if you guys really need to bail."
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>>10823029
>throw one of em or skitts's characters at
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>>10822834
>Neat, I guess I'll let you know when that becomes a thign
>The champ leaves behind the safety of his own rock, slowly edging closer to the other two
"What like... Send her back to Ultra Space?"
>>10822952
>I'm going to assume that Nebby is translator
>Real time psychic translation
"Well um... I wasn't planning on hurting you but..."
>Sun rubs the back of his neck awkwardly
"This is Earth!"
>>10823051
(Which one?)
>>
>>10823074
(What's one you've been wanting to play for a while that would work ona n Oil Rig? Maybe Jackie for her being a poor trainer and him not being one? Your call I wanted it to be left up to interpretation.)
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>>10822952
>Moon recalls the Salazzle.
"Relax. We won't fight you. Do you like it on Earth or do you want to go home?"

>>10823074
>Sweet, thanks dude.
>Moon shrugs.
"I dunno, she doesn't seem murderous so it's her call I guess?"
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>>10823029
>Fug squints at the smol robe man.
"Alone? Isn't that kinda sketchy?"
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>>10822876
Well he talks about her all the time so he did. Why are you on here anyway? don't you have something to kill?

>>10822983
I think it is.
>>
What do you guys do when everything has gone wrong?
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>>10823151
"Probably! But I don't have much to do right now sooooooooo... Eh?"
>He shrugs.

>>10823221
Get a job on an oil rig.
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>>10823221
cut myself and/or pop pills
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>>10823250
Where? I'm in Kalos.

>>10823251
I don't want to hurt myself or do drugs though.
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>>10823270
Well then buck it up kid, life ain't gonna get any easier
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UB portal >>10823270 to >>10823250
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>>10823270
Try Alola.

>>10823401
(If they want to do it they can but I don't want to force people to move areas.)
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>>10823101
(Jackie really wouldn't work well on the oil rig, but I'll think of someone to throw at them eventually. Maybe Krickefeed guy once he gets more dev.)
(For now I guess Em can take advantage of that throw)
>>10823130
"... I think she passed out?"
>Inching until he's just barely in reach, Sun prods the Celesteela a few times
"I... I didn't know they slept?"
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>>10823157
Talks about who? Also I haven't killed anybody...
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>>10823344
Mine got a whole lot worse today.

>>10823401
(Sorry, not interested in joining the oil rig, group is too large.)

>>10823427
That's too far for me...
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>>10823468
Feel like talking about it?
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>>10823074
"Eerth?"
"Is that what's on the other side?"
>>10823130
"This place is really different from home but i'm curious with world, i was looking around marveled and lost and then i was attacked by surprise"
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>>10823436
>Moon gives a shrug.
"Should we portal her somewhere? I can, uh, buy a warehouse in Malie if you get a portal set up."
>Google time.
>Rolling for minutes to do that with last number.
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>>10823221
Personally? I just start prank calling the local pokecenter. it's great every time.

>>10823462
That's hard to believe. His old girlfriend or something. I don't pay attention to his ramblings to much no more.
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>>10823598
(Fug.)
>>10823596
"Sorry, we didn't want to kill you or anything. You want to go anywhere?"
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>>10823614
His old girlfriend was a fairy pokemon? Or am I misunderstanding
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>>10823553
I woke up to a broken pokeball and my trainer in a noose.

>>10823614
I can't speak over a phone.
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>>10823598
"Alright, I can do that!"
>Sun turns his attention away from the Celesteela and to his phone, looking up the coordinates for Malie...
>>10823596
>And the nearly dropping his phone in surprise, making a sound oddly similar to a yelp
"Um... Yep! Earth is on the other side of Ultra Space!"
>>
( And so we begin again. )

>Theta stands in front of the abandoned warehouse.
"Are you ready, Gene?"
>He doesn't look all too prepared himself.
"Because I... I might be. All depends."
>His brand glows a little brighter.
"I've got another word to test."
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>>10823787
>Theta speaks
Prostitutes choose to be raped
>The earth trembles
>The world resets as Serenaposter is erased from existence
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>>10823787
"If that does not work, I always have my...
>PLAY
>"Beartic, level 50"
>STOP
"...here. Lets go in"
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>>10823685
Wow that's pretty kinky, what did he do next?
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>>10823879
>He nods in agreement.
"Alright. I'll take point, you stay close behind."
>His stance indicates a wealth of experience with fighting, despite his apparent amnesia.
>Baton ready, as well as the sigil.
>He walks up to the front door, and pushes it open.
"So, what are we looking for in here..."
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>>10823685
oh shit did you kill him? also why can't you?

>>10823668
yeah i guess so i was still an egg when she left. hard to ask him without raging hard.
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>>10823919
Nothing, dead people don't do anything.
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>>10823922
"Prostitutes choosing to be raped of course."
"Right, right. Hey look, there's one over there."
>She points to a nearby Sylveon.
"Hey there, would you like to get raped by my partner here?"
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>>10823922
>The amnesiac detective has seen his plenty of fighting in his active days
>He raises an eyebrow almost by instinct, some things can't be completely forgotten
"A pokeball much like the one I have here"
"I was walking down some stairs when it happened"

>The warehouse itself is spacious
>There are catwalks above, and abandoned machinery and other industrial equipment in the ground floor
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>>10824014
>The deer's eyes widen for a moment before he raises a hoof to his face and gives an awkward cough.
"Oh, my apologies then. I was thinking of a different noose."
>He ponders for a moment.
"So now that you have no trainer, what do you plan on doing?"
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>>10823630
"well, i don't really know anything about this world so, i don't really know, i am just curious"
>>10823700
"intersting, i usually heard about the other side and i was always curious about it"
"so it's Eerth"
>the celesteela looks around curiosly like a tourist in a city out of their country
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>>10824034
"Alright. Red and white ball thing. Let's look for some stairs."
>And so he wonders around the place, searching for points of interest.
"Lots of those above us, with the catwalks and all."
>He coughs from the dust that hangs in the air.
"This place -is- old. Damn."
>After letting the ambient respiratory irritants bother him a bit more, he finds a set of stairs connected to the upper levels and continues onwards.
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>>10824010
No, he killed himself and blamed his job.

>>10824139
>I didn't expect to have someone show up in person so soon
"If I knew, I wouldn't be posting on this."
>He has his trainer's old dex
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>>10823700
"Pff."
>Moon stifles a laugh.
>>10824159
"Well, uh, you can come with us if you want? Probably for the best so some jerk doesn't kidnap you."
>Moon shrugs.
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>>10824163
"A perfect place for crime"
>Gene walks up, following Theta

>The stairs are rusty and noisy
>Something moved higher up
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>>10824179
>If you'd like he could just be retconned to just being an online character. Honestly I didn't think twice about the post till afterwards.
"Well buddy, if you need someone to be there for you, I could do that."
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>>10824249
>Theta stops at once.
>He lowers his voice.
"There's something ahead. Stay low."
>He continues moving at a slower pace.
>His branded hand is now pointing ahead, and he is anticipating an attack.
"If they're hostile, pull out the ball. I'll do what I can, then you take care of the rest."
>Move up the stairs.
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>>10824199
"It's not funny, Moon!!"
>Like any mature champion would, Sun sticks his tongue out at his sister and pouts.
>>10824159
"There's.... I guess there's an amusement park filled with fossil Pokemon opening soon? We could go check out that!!"
>>
>roll to make something happen
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>>10824340
"How did you find me?"
>The Meowstic closes his Dex
"Depends, do you know what you're doing?"
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>>10824179
Wow. I couldn't imagine something so bad that someone would take their own life. You holding up okay? Besides being allegedly a psychic type?
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>>10824403
>roll to awaken jirachi
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>>10824403
A slight breeze goes through the area you are in.
It carries the scent of fresh pine, as well as an incoming storm.
What do you do?
>>
>>10824365
>You can't see what exactly it is, but it is humanoid and smells terrible
>7,9 it meets you right on top of the stairs
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>>10824444
Who, what?
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>>10824199
"yeah, i think it would be better that you two escorted me, i don't know anything, and i am too scaredy to fight
>>10824387
"that sounds fun, and where is that amusement park?"
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>>10824365
>>10824467
>7
>You can now clearly see what it is
>A raggedy looking punk speaking some aggressive and incomprehensible Kalosian and what seems to be a walking bag of trash
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>>10824474
is that cropped porn?
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>>10824467
>Upon seeing them, Theta steps back and freezes.
"Oh. Oh fucking hell."
>He laughs.
"It's a guy. Just a fucking hobo or something. Do you know this guy?"
>He turns to face them, and asks clearly-
"Are you okay? Do you need help?"
>His branded hand is still raised, and his baton is twirling in his off-hand.
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>>10824474
Can you grant wishes over the internet?
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>>10824547
What?

>>10824596
Uh, I guess, as long as it's actually possible.
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>>10824405
"Would ya believe me if I said I was part Pyshic type?"
>He gives a cheeky grin, before chuckling and continuing.
"Heh, but I've seen you around a few times. Figured I'd check out your place to see if it was you or some other Meowstic."
>He pauses to think about their question, a more mature complexion expressed on his face as he gives his reply.
"Well, if nothing else, I'm a shoulder to cry on. We could go traveling though and try to find you a new trainer if that's your fancy."
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>>10824543
"Oh hell"

>>10824593
"No I do not, and try not to fall down"

>Meanwhile the hobo looking punk is still blabbering in the local slang
>At a closer look, you can see that he is twitching oddly
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>>10824678
"That doesn't look good."
>Look at hand.
"If this is the work of a Pokemon, I can clear it. If not, then I've got the baton."
>Theta aims his hand and whispers-
"Dispel."
>A wave of blood-shaded energy rushes outwards from Theta's palm, towards the punk.
>Whether or not it works, he shifts into a fighting stance with the baton a moment later.

[ The effectiveness of this is once again up to the roll I obtain here and how you interpret it. ]
>>
>>10824747
>No effect
>Unless pissing the drugged punk off is an effect
>The punk attempts to punch Theta in the guts
>If odds, the Trubbish takes a fighting stance
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whats an easy way for a ghost to die

>>10824405
hey meowmix wanna kill me
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>>10824671
"Well, thanks."
>He shrugs
"I'm not going to go looking for one, I'm still expecting him to walk through the door"
>>
>>10824822
>Theta is caught off guard by the sudden punch, which lands on the chestplate of his armor, but then realizes that the person is hostile.
"Gene, keep an eye out for others. I've got this one."
>He shifts back to face the foe, then shouts-
"Come on then!"
>He spins his baton in his branded hand, then swipes upwards, aiming to strike the man in the jaw.
[ 4 - 9 is the success threshold. ]
>>
>>10824421
>>10824869
>Give him a bit to open his Dex again
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>>10824980
"Got you"
>Gene focuses on the only other visible and potential opponent, the Trubbish
"Freeze and nobody gets hurt"
>Gene suddenly realizes that he can't get his Beartic out on these rickety catwalks
>>
>>10824980
>The tweaked out delinquent attempts a jab to the face
>Success on 4,6,8
>>
'Sup, /par/. It's the Eevee breeder again.
Got an old barn on the edge on town all fixed up, no death-shrieks from the yappers, and food and water all worked out.
Now, I'm freaked out about one last thing, you feel me? Cops.
When my cousin was in the business he had a slush fund for making that problem disappear. I don't have that, even after selling his chow-grinder for scrap. and his shitty boat.
Any tips on not getting ratfucked by the law?
>>
>>10825105
>The Trubbish meanwhile attempts Take Down
>Success on 4,6,8
>>
>>10825146
If you are in Kanto, don't make Surge mad.
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>>10825126
>The strike impacts the visor, cracking it, and sending Theta backwards a bit.
"Oh fuck off with you."
>He shakes his head and attempts another swing with his baton, aiming for the head once again.

[ Success threshold [ 5-6-7-8-9 ]
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>>10824913
>The Sawsbuck's antler leaves rustle lightly as he shakes his head sadly.
"Damn. Well, do you have any other companions? Or did your trainer only have you?"
>>
>>10825203
Nah, I'm in Hoenn.
If this is going to go to hell, I'd rather at least die at home, you feel me?
Fuck, I'm scared but the fuzzballs aren't even trying to break out, really. They're just... yapping and running around the enclosure.
This is weird, it's nothing like when my cousin was trying to run a Breeder's facility. Lost a toe or two to an escape attempt back then.
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>>10825299
"It was just me and him."
>He clutches the Dex to his chest, the notification light flashing occasionally to let him know there's new posts
"I still can't believe he did that..."
>>
>>10825295
>The baton swings true and hits the punk in the jaw
>No bone crunching noise, yet the punk seems to be in big pain as he holds his jaw
>At least the stream of expletives stops
>He tries one desperate kick to the groin
>Success 6,8

>>10825185
>The Trubbish completely missed
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>>10825475
"Oh, get out"
>Punt the bag of trash
>Success on evens, as usual

>>10825295
"You alright there?"
>>
>>10825475
"Got you, bastard-"
>Theta shouts as he lines up another attack.

>>10825549
"Yeah, I'm good, visor's cracked though!"
>He aims for the ankle of his assailant as he dodges the kick, swiping down with an abnormal amount of force.

[ Success threshold [ 5-6-7-8-9 ]
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>>10825402
>He frowns as the glum Meowstic gripped the Pokedex to his chest. He takes a few steps forward, stopping a couple of feet in front of them.
"... Hey, it may be a little sudden, but...
Do you need a hug?"
>>
>>10825588
>CRUNCH
>The noise an ankle makes as it breaks into multiple fragments
>The punk has been disabled, too busy whimpering and trying not to fall off the catwalk
>Yet, the Trubbish is still active
>Take Down again
>4,6 and it hits Gene
>8 and it hits Theta
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>>10825677
>Dude check your luck
>You seem to be cursed
"...No, I'll uh, I'll be alright."
>He pulls slightly away, opening the device.

>>10824421
I think I'll get over it. And yes, I'm a Psychic.

>>10824869
I don't know you, and don't call me meowmix.
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>>10825744
"SHIT"
>The blow completely floors Gene
>He breathless, but conscious and with a living bag of trash on top
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>>10825808
>I've been cursed since birth kek
"Well alright then, just looked like you needed one."
>He hides a small frown in the corner of his mouth, worried he'd taken it a little too far.
>>
>>10825912
>Theta sighs, thinking the battle is over, then realizes that a sentient fucking bag of trash is making an attempt at his companion's life.
"Damnit! Hang on!"
>He runs over, directing the momentum from his movement into a single, upwards strike on the Trubbish.

[ Success threshold [ 6-7-8-9 ]
>>
>>10825400
Maybe it is just the first few days.
>>
>>10825980
>He misses, and continues forwards before spinning on his heel and turning to face them.
"Shit."
>The cracks in his visor have made it difficult to see, so he raises it up for the remainder of the battle.
>>
>>10825945
"No offense, but I don't know you well enough for that. Really the only one I knew well enough was my trainer."
>>
>>10825980
>A miss
>The aggressive trashbag has a new target, as weakened it is from the successful assault

>>10826022
>22
>Theta is faster and can swing again before Trubbish moves
>Which would be a good thing, it seems to be readying something
>>
>>10825987
Maybe. Maybe. I still don't have any answers, you feel me?
If the cops show up tomorrow and ask what's in the building, I might just neck myself instead of go back through the system again. Fuck, I don't even know what they'd have on me here.
>>
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hello, habitants from Eerth, i came here just today, and i am so curious of how different this place is from back home
this might be fun, since one of these humans, invited me to go to a amusement park, i don't know what that is, but it sounds fun
>>
Hey, what's up, /par/?
I got a question.
What's a good way to deal with, like, when a friend doesn't trust another friend?
>>
>>10826101
>Theta sees the opportunity and runs with it, quite literally,
>Breaking into a sprint, he charges the Trubbish again while aiming a horizontal swipe at its eyes.
>Without the visor to hide his face, a look of determined fury can be seen.
[ Success threshold [ 5-6-7-8-9 ]
>>
>>10826268
>Hit!
>No crunching noises, just a putrid smelling bag being thrown off Gene's chest with nasty eyesight problems
>If it hasn't being thrown off the catwalk, it will soon walk off it
>Trubbish disabled
>Encounter ends
>>
>>10826170
Nothing illegal with having a bunch of eevees in the same place, dude.

>>10826210
Talk to them?
>>
>>10826084
>The grassmon smirks.
"No, that's a fair statement. We don't even know each other's names yet, after all."
>He plops himself down on all fours to rest his legs.
"I'm Redwood. It's nice to meet you."
>He purses his lip and adds an afterthought.
"Feel free to tell me to take a hike if I'm making you uncomfortable by the way, subtlety's never been my strong suit."
>>
>>10826429
So... I'm clear.
The cops are't going to fuck me for getting in on this.
I'm... legit.
This is a weird fuckin' feeling. I stick to Eevees, and I'm legit.
I think I'm gonna get myself a stiff drink.
>>
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>>10826429
I'll see if I can make sure everybody's, like, at least on the same page.
>Zap rat: go in search of friends!
>>
>>10826389
>Theta sees the Trubbish wander off, blind.
>He takes a knee next to Gene.
"Are you alright, man? Took quite a hit there."
>>
>>10826558
>Click click goes the apartment door
>>
>>10826640
>Cough
"Oof"
"Going to need a breather or two"
>Gene stands up, slowly
"I expected the garbage of society but not to get hit with it"
>>
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>>10826435
"I'm Eros."
>He gets up
"You're just fine. I need to go grab some things from inside the house."
>He opens the door he was sitting in front of with telekinesis, revealing he left his trainer hanging
>He steps around the swaying body and into the kitchen to grab food
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>>10826644
>Excited mousy squeaking
>Rey's assuming it's a friend, and hops up to greet whoever it is.
"Yooo!"
>>
>>10826178
Can I come with you space thing?
>>
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>>10826689
>A tired friend but a friend indeed
"Hey"
"Long day"
>>
>>10826696
sounds fun
the more people the better right?
>>
>>10826677
>Theta helps him up, allowing Gene to brace himself against him.
"Yeah, no kidding."
>Look around for any further threats, and find none.
>Breath a sigh of relief.
"So, where to now? I don't see anything else in this area."
>Start walking; not the way they came.
>>
>>10826852
>The lack of obstacles in the catwalks provides a clear sight of this level of the warehouse
>There are no further stairs up
>Or anything else moving
>The place is silent, apart the random and isolated sounds of pokemon
>>
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>>10826729
>It's psych time.
>And question time.
"So, like... I gotta ask, bro. What's the deal with going to Alola? I'm cool with it, but I'm... confused about why and what we're doing."
>>
>>10826852
>No falling back down, thanks to Theta
"Thanks, friend"
>Gene is scanning the area
"Nope... not around here"
"Maybe at the back"
>>
>>10826811
Um I'll stick close by so you won't really see me, I'm a bit subconscious about my looks.
>>
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>>10826900
>Kneel down to Rey's level
"Actually I was working on that. We are setting up a new server farm for my various Internet based business"
"We went for a secure location, away from random attacks and murderers. A disused oil rig, to be precise."
>>
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>>10826959
aww
i am curious to see you
c'mon
you don't have to be scared off me, i won't hurt
>>
>>10826946
"Alright. Let's go."
>Theta continues to help Gene around as they move towards the rear area of the warehouse.
"Haven't seen that damn thing anywhere."
>Sigh.
>Glance at sigil.
[ 80 [ IIIIIIII ]
>They walk across the catwalks, and nearly trip a few times.
>Rough terrain, this is.
"So, do you remember anything about this place?"
>>
>>10827010
I'm not scared, I just don't like to show myself to people who I just met. You do seem nice though...
>>
>>10827101
spooky scary skeletons
>>
>>10826997
"That's... really, really way out there, bro."
>Somewhat suspicious mouse
"Like, why do we have to be way the heck out there?"
>>
>>10827047
"There is a basement somewhere close, the ball might have rolled somewhere hidden"

>Pokemon noises are somewhat louder in this area
>Rolling
>>
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>>10827127
"Not much space for a project this big in Hau'Oli proper, plus the safety requirements"
"Plus, we already bought the place and began hiring contractors today."
>>
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>>10827101
Oh, alright i can see that someone will be like that, but you won't have to worry about that around me
But you can keep doing that if you enjoy it better
>>
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>>10827230
>Thinking...
"Huh.. So, like, how much space are we gonna have, and what kinda project stuff?"
>>
>>10827110
Wha?

>>10827282
I'll think about it I just want to find someone nice!
>>
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>>10827292
"Gutting out the drilling and other oil equipment there's enough space for the servers, other project rooms, living quarters and storage"
"By project I mean robotics, I might get one of my associates to continue his work there"
"Oh yeah, a speedboat has been budgeted"
>>
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>>10827496
"So, like, 'chu wanna build robots on a... oil rig?"
>Thinking...
>The Pokemon sees nothing suspicious about this obviously supervillainish plan.
"Cool! So, like, we can go to the island and stuff? Oh my gosh, this is going to be great!"
>>
>>10827496
>>10827569
>throw bricks at
>>
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>>10827569
>Headpat the excited zapmouse
"That's why the speedboat, less time isolated in the rig, more time on land"
>"...and in case of emergency."
>>
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>>10827722
>Happy zapmouse.
"Like, I barely remember Alola... It'll be great to go back~."
>>10827683
Nice try, Anon.
>>
>>10827440
I understand that
But you seem like a nice person yourself i believe that even if you don't go see me you will find a nice person
>>
>roll to summon the perfect husbando
>>
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>>10827743
>Headpats intensify
"I could use the change of sights as well... the heat might be a problem though"
>>
>>10827784
Well I don't hear out much so I decided to take the opportunity to get a chance to go with someone somewhere.

>>10827868
What's a husbando?
>>
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spoilers - disembowelment isnt on the list
>>10827868
you called?
>>
>>10827047
(Are you still here?)
>>
>>10828010
( I was away. I apologize for my inattentiveness. Let us continue. I will be leaving soon, however. )

>>10827142
"I guess we should start heading down, then."
>Theta finds the nearest downwards staircase, and follows it.
"It's getting a little dark in here."
>Raise eyebrow.
"Huh."
>Continue onwards, being careful to avoid the source of any strange sounds.
>>
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>>10827952
Well, I'm disgusted, but intrigued.
Mind if I ask if that's, er, a typical article for you?
>>
>>10827952
Got anything interesting on the backburner?
I'd be willing to join up as an intern if you've got an office in Kalos.
>>
>>10828119
(It is no problem)
(Wrap up this exploration or continue tomorrow)

>Gene goes down, after Theta
"I should have brought a light"
>Then he notices the now up visor
"Are you alright, after all?"
>>
>roll to summon the gayest character
>>
>>10828337
jij
>>
>>10828337
me
>>
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>>10828337
Oui, what do you want?
>>
>>10828389
Show me the gayest Kantoian, Johtoian, Hoennian, Sinnohian, Unovan and Alolan,
>>
>>10828160
strangulation
drowning
gun shot to the heart or head
sleep powder overdosebeing frozen by literally any ice type
and nah
i write click bait about celebrities
figured someone might as well get something good from those murders
the dead people aint
>>10828244
im writing a shitty smut
cynthia x platinum
as demanded by me loving patreon backers
baguetteland probs has an office
idfk i dont live there
>>
>>10828273
( I believe we should continue tomorrow. It has been fun. )

>Theta sighs.
"Yeah, I'm fine. Guy's punch cracked this damned thing, couldn't see too well out of it.
>Without the visor, his face can be clearly seen.
>Illuminated by the crimson brand, he appears rather normal, save for the few scars he has.
>Smile.
"Yeah, I look pretty average. Not a big surprise."
>Laugh quietly.
>Continue down stairs, with the path illuminated by his hand.
>>
>>10828399
o no
>>
>>10828399
me
>>
>>10828423
no me
>>
>>10828436
me
>>
>>10828452
me!!
>>
>>10828408
(Tomorrow then. Good night)

"That thing on your hand has more than one use, heh"
>...
"I remember where the stairs down to the basement are."
>>
>>10828399
I only have what I know about the Leagues to go off of, mon amie, so forgive me if a more homosexual person resides among the average citizens for each region.
Alola is a tie between Ilima and Mina, from what I've heard.
Unova is Black or Caitlin.
Nothing can be confirmed for Sinnoh, Hoenn, Johto, or Kanto, but I've heard that Cynthia, Wallace, Morty, and Blue are your gayest members.
>>
borb
>>
>>10828495
daddy
>>
>>10828495
hey daddy?
>>
>>10828529
>>10828542
im kinkshaming
>>
>>10828495
Are you sure they are full on gay and not just bi or pan?
>>
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>>10828529
>>10828542
Repoussant. That's not one of my fetishes, guess again.
>>
new
>>10828600

>>10828600
>>10828600
>>10828600
>>10828600
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