ITT: Pokemon Are Real. Universe 2. Who is PAR's favorite

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>>10790214
All of them.

>>10790214
S.T.A.R.-senpai.

>>10790214
star-kun

>>10790214
Juicy Juice.

Ocean Man...

>>10790184
(You did though, had I not talked it out I probably would have gone through with it.)

>>10790271
(well then... happy to be of service o7 )

AI DICC

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>>10789932
Do you have any plans to adventure?

>>10789976
I see.
What about the robotics? What are you doing with that?

>>10790171
"Data updated, thank you."
>The drone swivels back to inspect the "Nebby."
"What does it do?"

>Open phone.

Cop's stabilized, they're taking care of him now.
Holy shit. What the hell is going on in this fucking place. This is insane.
At least they're offering me a place to sleep. Guess I'm hanging out in Lumoise general hospital for a bit. At least long enough to get a night's rest and a hot meal.

>>10790271
(Which discord are you talking about because I don't see what you're talking about?)

>>10790302
hyooj

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>>10790306
Maybe during my vacation whenever that happens,

>>10790339
(It was in PMs, my bad)

>>10790339
(We dont give it out often.. for reasons that should be clear if you hang around the thread for long enough)

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>>10790306
Studies in mechanical component design.

>>10790362
(Oh alright, sorry for the confusion.)

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>>10790051
"Want some more friendo?"

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>>10790306
"He makes portals! And... well.... Normal Pokemon stuff!"
>He runs his hand through the lion's mane, Nebby standing taller for the sake of showing off

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>>10790306
S.T.A.R. that's enough for today. Come back.

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>>10790214
>prostitutes choose to be raped xD
ayy lmao

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>>10790357
You'll have to tell me what you find.

>>10790368
Interesting.

>>10790480
"Portals? Apologies, I need to go. I'll be back later."
>The drone opens the nearest window and floats out.

>>10790487
Accepted.

>>10790509
STOP SCAPEGOATING US

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>>10790533
"Alright, bye!"
>Sun waves a goodbye to the AI, returning to his seat on the couch afterwards

Hell, I almost introduced myself again

>>10790330
Lumiose General? Guess I'm having some company

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>>10790470
>Zappinng lightly in excitement

"Yes!"

>>10790588
>roll to pinch nips

>>10790470
>Serena's liquor cabinet is incredibly well stocked
>She's clearly an alcoholic with expensive tastes, she's just blessed with a liver that can take it and a wallet that can afford it

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>>10790533
Well, see you another time, hopefully.

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>>10790533
Sure it will be interesting

>>10790677
Done :^)

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>>10790621
>You have failed - he notices and swats your hands away before you make contact
"Why are you guys so fascinated by them?? They're not that interesting!"

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>>10790732
>Roll to pinch nips

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>>10790608
>Pour a full glass for the zippityzap pup
"Enjoy I'm gonna explore the rest of the fun stuff."
>>10790633
"Awesome she's got single malt scotch too."
>Snag that bottle and pour a small glass

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>>10790745
"Hey, stop that!"
>It's not Sun that swats at you this time - it's Nebby.
"Please don't touch me, if you do I'll... I'll make this into a fight!"

>Open phone.

>>10790594
Oh, you're here too? Amnesiac guy, from what I remember. Should be interesting to see someone from this place in person.
For now though, I'm fucking exhausted. I'll come see you once I catch up on three days of missed sleep.

>Close phone.
>Collapse.

[ Theta is resting in Lumoise General Hospital ]

( Have a good night, everyone. Please behave and treat one another with respect. )

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>>10790760
"Trainer is always showing up with new and colorful bottles"
>Lap the glass voraciously
>Rolling for drunk

>>10790877
....turts?

>>10790794
>throw kira at nips

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>>10790669
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>>10790916
why
>>10790794
>Confused sailor is now on Sun's lap.
"Hey."

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>>10790950
>Wait a sec that name
Give me exactly 2 minutes.

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>>10790916
Wait, what're you-
>>10790960
>By no definition is Sun large
>This is probably a fairly awkward position
"Um... Hi?"

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>>10790889
>Almost hella smashed
>But soon
"This feels nice..."

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>>10790877
Agreed, maybe
>REC ON
"Check on explosion injury guy"
>REC OFF

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>>10790996
>Sparklion is waiting patiently, with his Trainer's team's other zappy critter flopped out on his back.

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>>10791000
>Trips.
>You lied, Sun is apparently the least awkward spot to be on in this entire house.
"I think those jellies are angry at me. Have you been well?"

>>10790950
well said!

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>>10790950
>Nerd online offline
"I'm all ears, and actually, I'd like to discuss a part that does not match"

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>>10791037
>Sparklion is relying on the psych mouse to relay things. It's awkward, but mostly effective.
"I suspect your mismatch is my missing piece."
"My remembered dream concerned a mountain slope, and Rey's concerned a hospital room."

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>>10791009
>Sipp
"This your first time drinking any of your trainers stuff?"

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Man all these AIs and robots floating around are really making me want to quit my job and pick robotics up again, knew I should have majored there.
How is everyone today, PAR?

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>>10791107

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>>10791034
>The comfiest
>Chairs are for scrubs anyway
"I've been okay! People we um... Worried about the murder stuff in Alola so.... I guess that's my thing now??"

>>10791107
Not bad. I'm looking to get back into Breeding, you feel me?
Gonna start easy, get my hands on some Eevees, get established before I move on up.

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>>10791099
>Looks like Rey is excited again
>Because this psych effect feels like a wedge on the forehead
"Ack... Rey please tone it down a bit"
>To Probe
"Aspirin needed"
>Back to Val
"As a matter of fact, this mismatch repeats often, ever since that session with Rey... and someone much like Rey showed up again"
"But first, what is this about a mountain?"

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>>10791135
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

>>10791158
HAH!
Breeding is for scrubs get into chemistry. You know Max Potions and stuff? I make those, baby!

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>>10791107
It's been better. Kinda wondering if I should've picked up robotics in college. A bit late to change now. Biology's my thing, it's gonna stay my thing.

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>>10791152
>Sun gets a poke to the chest.
>Please not the nipple.
"How about we check that out together?"

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>>10791104
"Just a few lick here and there, wew..."

>>10791196
You talk like someone who does drugs.

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>>10791209
>Odds
>It was the ni-
>Nah, I'm not that cruel
>You receive a light poke to the stomach
"Sure! I'm not really good at the investigating stuff so um... Not really much to go off of right now?"
>He sounds pretty sheepish and uncertain at the moment

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>>10791198
Bio's cool shit my dude. Better than what I do.
I'm thinking of taking some shit and bailing, you know anyone on the Alleos continent that needs a chemist-surgeon-battle commander-security guy-some other shit I can't remember?

>>10791300
Oh god no I don't sample my own shit.

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>>10791320
>God save my soul.
>Kira chuckles.
"That's fine. Something about murders spread out amongst the islands? We can check it out together."
>Is the guy GMing that still around?

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>>10791179
"It was... chaos. Battle stretching over the mountainside, something sticking to my whole body, before I sprung from the underbrush with warped vision and wrath."
"Rey's was more lighthearted. Heheh."

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>Phone and dex closed, set to throw an alert when a message is received or a certain poster posts

>>10791361
"Do you remember which mountain was it? Or some other feature?"
>Probe comes back with Aspirin
>Headache alleviated a bit

>>10791342
...Do you make drugs?
Are you some kind of backdoor Orrean fucker?

>>10791196
I cooked and processed Purple 'Plume, that counts, right?
Shit was cash for a little while, but my cousin started cutting into my profit sampling the product, you feel me?

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>>10791342
Other than Aether?

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>>10791276
>Enjoy that scotch
"Wew indeed little buddy. Say you got any fun stories of your trainer you can tell while she's asleep?"

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>>10791416
I did that on the side before my group picked me up.
Now I cut the black mamba, the old shadow shake.
You get me?

>>10791419
SMALLTIME!! HAH.
If they do that you put arsenic in your shit until they can't even stand up to cut in.

>>10791435
...How are my chances with a criminal record?

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>>10791387
"It was warm, humid, even in winter. I could see the ocean from the slopes. That is what I can recall."

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>>10791359
>Is Kira ticklish?
>Sun gives another experimental poke, closer to his side this time
"I'm not really sure where we'd start? It um... It looks like most of the Pokemon killed were Water Types, if that helps?"
>I'm not sure
>I think he might've gotten busy or something

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>>10791462
I think most of us have criminal records just for being in Aether, so hell if I know. Depends on what it's for and bla bla.

>>10791451
>Gonna pop in again to say there's a lot of them, Light has been around since right before Serena saved Yvetal, there's like three years to build up stupid stories there
>Selections include but are not limited to: her attempts at seducing Calem, the time she ended up with Delilah's ear fluff in her mouth, and the story of her descent into lewd madness
>I'll let Light take it from here

>>10791462
Huh. I hadn't thought of that.
Anyway, I need some advice, you feel me?
When my cousin ran the business, he had customers complaining about the 'mons being sick and dopey. Do I need to keep track of what fucks what, 'cause I hear others in the biz freak out about that shit?

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>>10791479
"Sounds like Alola and, damn, that's an even more vivid than the usual dream"

"Before we proceed to Rey's dream, I'd like to solve the mismatch."
"In many of these dreams there's a man that looks like he had a glint in the eye, someone I see and I think he was a great friend."
"The mismatch is..."
>Breathing in deep
"Rey. Or an Alolan Raichu much like Rey that the friend called his brother."
"In the cave meeting, in the wreckage, in multiple other dreams... this mismatch repeats too often to not be a coincidence."
>Stibs seems oddly nervous

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>>10791451
"Wee... many"
"Once trainer tried to groom Delilahlike like Fennekin, she had hair in her tongue for days!"
"Or when I just evolved, she hugged me tightly and shocked her hair straight! There is a picture in a photo album somewhere"
"...can I have another sip?"

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>>10791634
>Ricky chuckles at the stories and pours him some scotch
"Sure sure have some of the good stuff."

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>>10791539
Welllllllllllllllll... Guess I'll see what I can do.

>>10791576
Small mons need a lower dosage and anything that takes damage from poison type needs a lower dosage as well.
If you have a soul you can recommend something to everyone. Where's my charts?
4x weakness - 1g
2x weakness - 2-4g
steel types - 7g
not very effective - 9-10g
Normal human should stick to 1g for their first time or so.

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>>10791586
"This mismatch stresses you. I can see it, and practically smell it. I will admit that it's odd, and that it seems to... it seems to explain the warped vision, among other things. In these dreams, I'm frail but more dextrous, and sometimes have an odd weight on me... heavy or restrictive attire, or something heavy often carried?"
>The Luxray paces around, not looking away from Stibs.

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>>10791679
"You asked about bludgeons last week, I don't think it was a coincidence either."
>Thinking
>Rolling...

>>10791576
bugs.

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>>10791650
>Sip
>Definitely drunk and sparkling
"Weeeeee...this feeeeels greeeeeeat...!"
"Did I tell you about the trainer waiting for his friend for an entire day? Under the rain at his doorstep?"

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>>10791751
"The entire day in the rain you say? Whatever for?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dXObuKu-nM

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>>10791708
"Stibs? ...Seb? Are you alright?"

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>>10791851
>"Seb"
>Record scratch
>Empty staring into the horizon again

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>>10791493
>3.
>Nope, because it just hit him that he entered without tapping on anything.
>Rolling for if he can keep the freak out to a minimum.
"Water types...? Must be a grass type. Come on, we can go check it out."
>That's fine, they can go wander around Alola for a bit?"

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>>10791824
"Heeeeh.. she was drinking from a bottle, then from a smaller, secret bottle"

>>10791652
Niiiice.
Anyway, I'm in the breeding business. You got any advice for not completely fucking up?
Cuz was good with people, but he didn't manage the stock right, you feel me? He fucked up bad enough to get the cops on his ass. In Hoenn.

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>>10791945
"Oh boy the ole backup liquor bottle? But seriously why wait in the at a friends house in the rain unless... No don't tell me she had a crush on them?"

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>>10791946
Don't use any tranquilizers or drugs unless completely necessary. I've had to use them before and if you fuck up the dosage you end up with dead mons.
For me it doesn't matter, for you it will.
What else, fuck.
Hire someone who can speak poke even if its basic, make sure they aren't some Kantoian trying to sell you short. Or get a psychic you trust.
I think that's the basics? Don't piss your stock off and be decent to them or they'll try to burn your place down.

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>>10791916
>6
>Good job, the only ones who know are you and the cats
>Damn psychics
"The cuts were razor thin so... Leaf blade??"
>Alright, that works
>Wander around Alola and plan ahead or something
>Nebby opens a portal a few feet in front of them, you know the drill
>This one's to the town center of Hau'Oli

>>10791946
joltiks.
joltiks everywhere.

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>>10791976
"Maybeeeee heeeh... she says his name often, out loud!"
"Calem, Calem, CALEM!"

>>10792008
No drugs? Hiring a Pokemon whisperer?
I'm in this business to make money, and shit like that's gonna leave me broke before I even get started, you feel me?
I'll see if I can get a psych to keep the stock from getting rough, though.
>>10792072
Fuck Joltiks. Can't stand 'em unless I'm grinding 'em into chow.

>>10792174
joltiks bursting out of your husk of a body.

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>>10792138
>Ricky wraps his hands around his mouth to try and stifle laughter as to not wake the two girls up
"Oh man I'm gonna have to tease her about that bit when she wakes up"
>He takes a deep breath and manages to calm down before taking another large sipp and refilling Light's glass
"Anymore juicy stories for me?"

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>>10791885
. . .
"You're starting to scare me here, friend..."

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>>10792174
Psychic at the least will keep them from turning you into chow.
I keep plenty with me even when I'm not working so I've got a fucking tolerance for that shit.
Anyway, boss wants some pokemon treated. Gotta go.

>>10792174
Joltiks eating your eyes alive

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>>10792200
>Sip
"Heeeeh...she sometimes makes weird faces at other girls, after a few bottles"

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>>10792265
>He looks from Serena to Anna and back while taking a long sip
"Hoho dirty girl swings both ways with enough liquor huh? Interesting... Say, Light, has she ever tried anything funny with you?"

>>10791462
>>10792212
>black mamba, the old shadow shake.
cipher please go

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>>10792206
>Various minutes later...
>Stib snaps out of it
>Heavy breathing
"Jean? Exactly two persons called me that in the dreams."

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>>10792319
"Rey was one of them, I assume... which leaves one other."
>The sparklion twitches a bit.
"Something just... clicked into place, didn't it?"

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>>10792355
"Rey, Rey's.. Jean, this an biological impossibility."
>Breathe in
>Breathe out
"This does not make any sense."

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>>10792047
"Leaf blade sounds like our best starting point."
>Sun gets two taps as Kira paces in place.
"They've moved the bodies by now so. Hospital."
>Kira leads the way to the hospital.
"What was it ten humans and thirteen pokemon?"

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>>10792296
"Weeew... she gets much cuddlier but noooooooot really?"

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>>10792405
"What you described earlier was... impossible as well, if I understood correctly. Surely it's not infeasible that Rey and I share a father, or that we've been through enough that we might as well be full brothers?"

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>>10792468
"Heh well that might change after today, I kinda told her that jolteons were pretty good mates."

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>>10792469
"No, not just that"
"Blood brothers, same last name, same father..."
"Gah, I don't think this has an easy explanation, or one at all."
"Rey?"

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>>10792569
>Psych mouse is done translating for the spark lion for a bit.
"Yeah, bro? Like, what's up?"

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>>10792588
>Stibs is clearly nervous about something
"I remembered oneotherveryimportantthing I think you left out but first, I want to hear that scene Jean mentioned"

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>>10792459
" Yeah, ten humans, thirteen Pokemon..."
>He squints at the notes on his phone
"All gutted... Do you think it's a native Alolan Pokemon?"

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>>10792489
"Reaaaaalllyyyy...Delilah is going to be a bit miffed heh heh"

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>>10792599
"Uh, like, we were in a hospital room, with an angry, mean lady. So, I got the idea to rile her up, 'chu know? Because she was being a jerk to 'chu? And then, like, I smooched 'chu, and the dream fades out after she gets grabby and screams..."

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>>10792618
>He gives the jolteon a curious look
"Oh yeah? Are you and Delilah a thing?"

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>>10792656
"A nasty woman in business attire, I assume?"
"Did I say something particularly interesting?"

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>>10792664
"No... but the Trainer looks at Delilah in a very weeeeeird way! Sometimes!"

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>>10792737
"Yeah, exactly like that! Screaming in a hospital, and I think 'chu said something like... 'watch this, mom'?"
>Psych mouse flops out in Stibs' lap.

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>>10792756
"Hoo boy, quite lust filled isn't she?"
>He stares at his empty glass quite lit but considering pouring some more of the expensive scotch
"What about you little dude, you ever gotten lucky?"

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>>10792768
>zapmouse received
>Stibs is grinning, he seems to have remembered something
"I'm fairly sure I said something different, but... I can't exactly put my finger on it"
"It is related to the final important thing you withheld, I'm sure of."

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>>10792805
"Yeah! She was not always like this thouuuuuugh..."
"Lucky? I am already pretty lucky of being with her!"

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>>10792905
>He decides on at least one more glass and under pours himself a bit
"Haha no dude I mean have you ever had a mate?"

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>>10792843
"Didn't I tell 'chu that part already? Like, I forget."
>Rey-chu: snug the nerd.
"Because, like... I'm pretty sure in one of those weird dreams, we kinda... boinked."

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>>10792927
"Noooot yet! Had not put much thought into that!"

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>>10792992
"Not much thought huh? Never seen a nice girl or guy you'd like to be with?"

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>>10792943
>Snugged, hard
"And there lies what I said to my harpy of a mother in an odd dream"
"Either way I digress, sex or not there was something deeper or important, and I think Jean here already knows."

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>>10793022
"Girl eeeeh...guy? Many but no time!"
>Yawn

what am i doing with my life par

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>>10793124
"You seem to have plenty of time to me, I mean you're sitting here having drinks with essentially a stranger. Heh"

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>>10793082
>The zapcat flops down at Stibs' feet.
>Contented cat sounds.

>>10793172
probably the same thing im doing
absolutely nothing

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>>10793205
"Trainer must have invited you here for a good reason! I think!"
>Yawn

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>>10793209
"So you do seem to know, heh"

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>>10793230
"Invite yeah haha... So you getting tired dude? I won't mind if you need to hit the hay."

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>>10793253
"Yeeesh... gonna sleep here..."
>Flops into the table, asleep

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>>10793327
"Well that is sure an odd place to sleep but good night little guy."

Hey /par/ I managed to get my 4th gym badge today, how is everybody else doing?

>>10794316
refer to >>10791135

>>10794352
Sucks to hear dude, wanna talk about it?

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>>10794316
Doing pretty good
My pamcham slept pretty quietly today
Except when she woke up, then she started jumping on me and motioning that she was hungry

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>Serena wakes up with a shout, bolting upright with an arm outstretched.
"NO!"
>She recognizes where she is a second later, and takes deep breaths., calming herself.
"...Just a dream..."

>>10795901
>rape

>>10795901
>choosing rape

Does anyone in PAR know where I can find a white jellyfish thing?

>>10795901
>raping this thread

>>10795901
>rapinf jiji

>>10795901
>raping hb

>>10795901
>raping my replies

>>10795901
>raping this thread with your lewd shit

...is now a bad time to rp?

>>10796253
No just ignore the memes

>>10796274
well no one gave me any replies so

>>10795901
>raping your dreams

>>10796043
A Nilhego?
Don't look for that, they rot your brain with poison, literally.

>>10795901
>raping bones

>>10796043
>getting cummed in by a jellyfish without consent

>>10796300
Is that what they're called?
I want one, where do you get it?

>>10796340
>women choose to be raped

>>10796340
The Ultra World.

>>10796297
>>10796302
please stop

>>10796368
And how do you get there?

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>>10796402
>Roll to kidnap anon into Ultra Space.

>>10796370
jumping your bones*
there, is that more politically correct for you?

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>>10795901
>Serena decides to post online for a while
I'm going to go out and inspect the potential bar/brothel today, hopefully the building isn't in horrible condition.
In the meantime, I guess I'll just ask. The Flare incident is a matter of public record, there's video evidence of me preventing Yvetal from being captured, why do you people think I didn't do as much work?

>>10796457
>raping yveltal

>>10796457
>buying a bar to rape people at

>>10796457
>raping calem

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>>10796457
>Man I don't ave any motivation rn take a jelly.
>Jelly paps Serena, trying to take her hat.

>>10796457
>raping jij

>>10796457
>raping a jellyfish

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>>10796457
While you did save me, there is something I'd like to settle...
You see, I've always found you attractive, and since you're such a naughty little girl, I hope you don't mind if I have my way with you
>grabs her from behind, licking the side of her cheek with his tongue as he pulls her panties down
My, eager, aren't we? I can feel your wet pussy dripping onto my cock already.
>inserts penis with a grunt and begins to fuck that tight vag, one arm still clutching her to his chest
>it's raping time baby

>>10796606
>raping a little girl

>>10796606
>em will jack off to this

>>10796606
(Someone already plays Yvetal and you're just a living shitpost.)

>>10796606
>em will answer this ic because he cant resist dick

>>10796606
>em wants to get raped

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>>10796518
"Hey, what the fuck!?"
>She jumps up, trying to get it back

>>10796625
>said little girl wants to open a brothel
>>10796647
(I come here for cheap laughs by riling up you spergs, I'm honestly surprised you haven't figured that out already)

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>>10796677
>Come on its not this hard.
>Dubfail nets you several smacks to the face from the tentacles.
>It's less painful and more like being hit with a flaccid wet noodle

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/ERP/ here.

You're more autistic than us lol.

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(then again all of you probably either have autism or some other mental deficiency so kek keep RPing like the cringy retards you are for my personal entertainment :) )

>>10796771
>raping erp

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>>10796710
>The only reason that she's not pulling out her Absol is because she's too groggy to think that well right now.
>More importantly I'm trying not to aggro so hard
"Give it back you weird tentacool!"
>She jumps again, grabbing for it

>>10796806
You can't take your virginity back once it's been raped from you

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>>10796806
>No problem dude, I'm not a fan of how aggro some of the characters are.
>6
>You grab the hat but the jelly clings to it for dear life.
>Like this hat is the only thing that matters in it's life right now.

sup fuckers, I got a question.
So, I got my an old place that I'm setting up for business, not putting stock in the basement like last time.
So, I need tips on how to get this Eevee mill started, you feel me? Shit like diet and egg heating, mostly.

>>10796920
Eevee just need an omnivore diet.
For heating you just need some nesting stuff or blankets. Berries work best but if you want to go cheap you can just grab chicken eggs and give them those.

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>>10796859
>Serena has an iron grip on it as well, her other hand trying to reach up farther and grab it from both sides so it doesn't rip

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>>10797003
>You manage to wrestle the hat away from the jelly.
>It clings to your arm making a soft whining noise.
>You know the noise puppies make?
>Imagine that but really quiet.

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>>10797129
>Are we doing toxin memes™?
"Fuck off, my house is full!"
>She tries to shake off the little girl jellyfish

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>>10797262
>I rolled a 9 so I figure not now at least.
>Jelly lets go and pouts.

>>10797262
em i swear to god if you ruin the jelly like you did goodra im gonna cry

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>>10797287
"Get out of my house! Go bug Calem or something!"
>She puts her hat back on the table and glares at the Jelly

>>10797299
(It's already been established what happens with Nilhego toxin. Light doses are like perma-drunk, higher doses lead to Lusamine bat-shit crazy. There's no lewdness inherent to it, it's a character-by-character basis.)

>>10797347
up until you use it as an excuse to fuck everyone

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>>10797299
>>10797381
(uh, what?)

>>10797347
>Jelly smacks the hat onto the floor in a hissyfit.
>Before UB portaling out.

>>10797381
(That's why this time around I asked several people to stop me if I start going too far. It's not gonna happen.)

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>>10797396
>Shit was I still too aggro
>Sorry if that was boring
>Serena sighs, flopping back onto the couch and picking up her hat
>She holds it for some time, thinking about all the shit she's seen while wearing it.

>Roll to summon STAR

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>>10797503
I'm still reading over the data it collected yesterday. As well I'm not sending it out for conversation when there aren't many people on either.
Give it another hour.

>>10797541
What are your thoughts on said data, if I may ask?
Anything particularly interesting?

>>10796999
Blankets and wood chips, got it.
Good thing they got a not-fucking-complex diet, least I don't have to worry about 'oh, shit, can they eat this'.

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>>10797595
Aside from creating a new designation for people it finds interesting, nothing you need to know.

>>10797639
Don't feed them avocados, it makes them vomit.

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>>10797830
"Oh, did Siebold send you?"
She looks for a note tied to the Pokemon or something
>Alright I'm gonna be an ass: if you want to stick around Serena, could you please start with the Pokemon already on her team?

>>10797882
>And of course I forget to post her team:
>Delilah the Delphox (f)
>Alphonse the Altaria (m)
>Abby the Absol (f)
>Carl the Clefable (m)
>Kit the Meowstic (f)
>And Light is already claimed

>>10797977
(Maybe i'll grab fluffdragon, I dunno. I've been waiting for another person to post since I have free time actually)

>>10797765
Avocados cost a shitton here, I'm not feeding those to the yappers.
Shit, where aren't avocados expensive as fuck? I never asked the Orrean fuck I did business with a while back.
Then again, he looked like he was a bad day away from trying to make a run on my stock...

>>10797999
(Sounds good, dude)

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Huh, i should go around looking for things to do
>the next person who gets the same last digit as him he will go bug them

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>meanwhile in China, Quincy has begun building a log cabin
>He's found peace, and is being dropped unless someone has a plot in mind for him and his Pokemon stop being ded

>Anon: Rolling for things done so far.
Hey! How's everyone today?
Does Unova have any of those cruddy laws on people that don't own pokemon?

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>>10798303
No, Unova hasn't gone down the path Kanto went for.
Looking to move in, or just catch up on the news?

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>Vance and his team are training on Route 6 again, still in Kanto of course
>He's working himself ragged, clearly at the end of his physical capabilities, so many days of intense work in a row are wearing him down.

>>10798361
Well it's either there, Orre or one of the Kanjinohoe states. That's my new name for em, by the way, haha! Trademarked!
What's the business there like? Malie is getting a little cramped with the recent move-ins.

>>10798458
Wha

>>10798389
maybe he should rape someone to get his strength back

>>10798263
(and thus, Quincy settled in China, to live a quite and uneventful life, just as he wanted, somehow completely avoiding ever answering for his Doublades massacre.)

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>>10798389
>teleports close to the nerd
>throw a bucked of cold water with ice cubes in on his head

>>10798389
>>10798458
>>10798614
>>10798630
>>10798671
>>10798685
*rapes you*

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>>10798458
Business is good. I'm personally considering following my current job out of Region, but the economy here's doing fine.
Leaving Kanto was probably the best decision I've ever made. I could deal with the new Trainer laws, personally, but between personal issues and people who really shouldn't be Trainers taking it up in a panic, it was better to get out.

>>10798614
What what?

>>10798753
Oooh! Thank you so much! Mind if I ask what your present job is, friend?

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>>10798753
*grabs you from behind*
heh... time... to score a goal...
*pulls down your shorts and whips dick out before brutally raping soccerboy*

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>>10798780
Right now I'm an inventory and supply manager for a friend's project, but I was a bookkeeper for a local business.
The market for Pokemon-related services is fairly high-demand here, too. Groomers, PokeCenter staff, jobs like that.

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>>10798685
>The shock and pain don't really revitalize him.
>He collapses under the sudden burst of freezing water
>He's awake, but his body won't respond

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>>10798840
whoops...
maybe that was too much, is he even alive?
>the ayy picks a stick and pokes him

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>>10798780
*bitch slaps you*
Shaddup
I'm in charge now
*shoves his sword deep in your ass*
Ha, they don't call this a rapier for nothin

>>10798838
Project? I like projects!
You've got me curious, what are you two up to?

>>10798838
>>10798840
>>10798856
>>10798865
>*RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE*

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>>10798865
Technical work, a fair bit with robotics. I didn't take engineering classes so most of it goes over my head, I'm afraid.
Anyway, I've got to run for a bit. I'll be back later, though, alright?

>>10798910
*RAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPE*

>Open phone.

Just woke up. Holy shit, I feel great.
The guy I carried out of the rubble yesterday seems to be doing fine. Not gonna say his name or anything, but he's a good man. Kept thanking me, and asking me if everyone else made it. Breaking the news to him was hard. He was crying by the end of it.

I ended up walking out of the room so he could sleep. They said I could leave at any time, but I remember someone saying they were also here. I'd like to see you before I head off, whoever you were.

>Close phone.

>>10798949
>open phone
>close phone
holy shit this is annoyingly autistic

>>10798865
hey weird man theres a passed out child on route six in kanto

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>>10798856
>He groans, a few muscles twitching as he tries to even turn to look at his assailant

>>10798965
>>10798968
>open phone
>take pic of me anally raping you
>close phone

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>>10798949
Sounds like I missed out on something important. Guess that's what I get for not watching the news.
What rubble were people being pulled from, exactly?

>>10798910
Robotics! Haha, I know about that!
I'll have to see about talking to your friend.

>>10798965
Well, okay. I guess I need to help?
>Rolling for travel time in minutes from Malie to Saffron with last number.
>Yes, this should be suspicious.

>>10799006
>open phone
>take pic of wonderful facefuck rape
>close phone

>>10799021
>open phone
>oh wait, it's just me
>close phone

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>>10798968
>he throws the stick away, if evens it falls on the ground, if evens it falls in head
>he hides in the bush looking at the twitching kid hoping he didn't see him

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>Nerd: at work
>Considering three options for the Alolan base requirement
>Hilbert, anonimous from Sinnoh and anonimous chemist
>Just have to get the last two online

>>10799067
>open phone
>waitaminutethere'snoholesonthisthing
>shower them in cum instead
>close phone

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>>10799067
>It lands on his head
>Gwen was resting in her ball, so she can't help right now
>But where's Allie?

>>10799094
>>10799111
>open phone
>moar raep
>close phone

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>>10799021
>Ding, that was easy.

>>10799067
>>10799111
>A short guy in a cloak walks into the route.
"Hello? I guess I'm looking for a kid?"

>Walk around outside of the hospital.
>Have attention caught by notification.
>Open phone.

>>10799006
Yeah. The guy I caught yesterday, well, he had a bomb on him. Didn't know and brought them to the local police station. Guy blew himself up, took out about half of the building. I managed to pull a guy out from beneath some shit, figured out he was bleeding to death, and carried him to the hospital.
Seems to be a lot of that happening lately. Is there some destabilization issue happening or something?

>Sigh.
>Close phone.
>Look at the sky.
>'It looks like rain today. Huh.'

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>>10799111
>he keeps an eye at the "dead" guy, he would poke some more, but he seems to be alive
>>10799148
>looks at the short guy in the cloak
>stays away from his vision

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>>10799164
Well... shit.
Nah, not as far as I know. Past 12 years have just been really eventful, doubt it'll calm down anytime soon.

throw >>10799245 at >>10799148

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>>10799148
>He can't talk right now, his mouth isn't responding to his will
>He groans again

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>>10799228
>He isn't watching for ayys.

>>10799318
>He stands in front of the smol boy, crouching down.
"Hey, come on. You need me to take you to Saffron? Hurry up, buddy, I don't have any pokemon."

>>10799364
>birb: Happen.
>A Pidgey pops out and pecks at the egg man's ankle.

>>10799148
>>10799164
>>10799228
>>10799245
>>10799312
>>10799318
>>10799364
>open phone
>close phone
>open phone
>close phone
>open phone
>RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
>...
>close phone

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>>10799312
>Alright anon
>>10799364
>Hilbert falls out of a UB portal, landing on his ass a few feet away from anon(?) and Vance
>He's wearing casual clothing at the moment, so he shouldn't be recognizable as an Aether employee
"... I would make a joke about my ass hurting, but I don't think now's the time."

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>>10799364
>follows the midget in secret

>>10799448
>>10799461
>>10799508
>open phone
>play ringtone
>gimmie an R
>gimmie an A
>gimmie a P
>gimmie an E
>what does it spell
>my warm splooge in your body
>close phone

>>10799364
(Question: How did your guy get from Alola to Kanto in a minute?)

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>Continue work in additional protoccols
>Hopefully ready for testing before leaving Unova

>Fuck it, Internet time
Hey PAR, who of you would be interested in a small gig in Alola? Kind of already have three potential hires that could do it but of those two haven't shown up in a while and another already has a job.

>>10799553
(he used the power of rape)

>>10799553
(IC he has a UB he pulled a bunch of favors for but he's lying about not having pokes so he doesn't have to reveal he has it.)
(I hope giving him a UB with the intention of him basically never using it in a battle unless shit goes really south is cool?)

>>10799565
I'm looking for a rape gig, how much do you pay by the hour

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is anon rapeman?

>>10799553
>>10799565
>>10799571
>>10799586
>>10799595
oops forgot
>open phone
>close phone

>>10799606
>open phone to take the call
No
I'm mad because my momma didn't give me no chicken tendies for lunch >:c
I'm ATB, Angry Tendie Boy
>close phone

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>>10799164
Really sounds like he was ready to die, either because of severe mental issues or something else.
Did the cops identify him before the explosion?

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>>10799364
>He literally can't move right now
>But he tries to make a positive noise

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>>10799448
"AAAH! Quit!"

>>10799461
"HELP, BIRD!"

>>10799508
>He's busy with the bird, pls help.

>>10799723
"So, yes?"
>Grab child, any pokeballs and book it for Saffron.

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>>10799762
>sees the birb scaring the midget
>>10799448
>throws rock at birb
>rolling

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>>10799762
"Uhh... sure. Why not."
>He fishes a Pokeball from his belt, second one back.
"This... Should be the right one."
>Out goes Deino, level 37
"... Good enough. Gula? Just sorta... Chomp on it a bit."
>Crunch vs a Pidgey - Deino's ability is Hustle, so this misses on 8 and 9

>>10799783
>>10799845
>ded birb

>>10799649
>>10799723
>>10799762
>>10799783
>>10799845
>>10799859
>open phone
>clears throat
"*ahem*... rape."
>close phone

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>>10799859
>pokes the birb with a stick

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>>10799762
>There should be a Riolu following them
>But their player isn't online or dropped the doggo so unless they say otherwise they don't do anything but follow
>The kid still can't move much, but has regained the ability to speak, slightly.
"Thank you"
>His voice comes out in short gasps, and is heavy with exhaustion

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>>10799783
>He'd thank you but he's panicing with a child.
>Accept my thanks OOC.

>>10799845
"Hey, thanks!"

>>10800119
>Vance gets dropped off at the center in one of the beds.
"No problem! Uh, are you alright now?"
>Short cloak man talks like he has a permanent smile on his face, the cloak hides his mouth though.

>>10800075
>>10800119
>>10800165
>open phone
>poke with dick
>cum
>close phone

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>>10799859
"What the fuck Gula! I said to just chew on him a bit, not fucking kill it!"
>The Deino gets a light thunk on the snout from Hilbert.
>This doesn't deter the Pokemon, who continues to chew on the bird.
>>10800119
>>10800165
"... What's up with the kid?"

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>>10800165
>>10800119
>follows the nerd and the midget in secret

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>>10800165
>>10800202
>The doc says it's heat exhaustion and overexertion
>He'll be fine in a few days with rest, and will be able to move again in a few hours
>No exercise for X days though, and that includes Pokemon traoning
>Last number is how many days

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>>10800202
"I dunno, some guy told me to rescue him! Sooo..."

>>10800246
>Best sneaky ayy.

>>10800247
>7, oooooooooh gotta plug for the miracle cures.
"Doc, maybe he should try some of my stuff?"
>Pull out fancy potion bottle.
"Sitrus and Oran juice with a just a hint of Liechi juice."
>Will this work, leave it up to Vance I guess

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>>10800295
>It works, but it's not perfect
>He's able to move, and his day counter has been reduced to four days of only light physical activity
>Still, no training for four days
>He's not a fan
"The body is supposed to get stronger with use, not shut down!"
>He vents into his Raman cup, still in the hospital room

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>>10800295
"Weird. He just collapsed or...?"
>>10800340
>Hilbert's sitting in one of the chairs towards the edge of the room.
>His leg may not be broken anymore, but that doesn't mean that standing for extended periods of time is comfortable.
"Anything'll break down if you work it too hard and for too long."

>>10800202
>>10800246
>>10800247
>>10800295
>>10800340
>>10800369
>open phone
>penis in pooper
>close phone