ITT: Pokemon Are Real. Universe 2. Who is PAR's favorite

>>10783602
no lewd allowed

>>10783602
ocean man

>>10783602
i wish theyd get rid of all these fuckin killers

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>>10783602
I ran into an IP agent known as Mr. Kira a little while ago.
It was an unexpectedly pleasant meeting.

>>10783641
Take me by the hand

>>10783679
lead me to the land

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>>10783602
That's a hard question, all of the IP agents I know are really cool....

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>>10783710
ocean banned

>>10783731
i dont understand....

>>10783725
>pinch nip

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>>10783581
"Oh, you heard, uh, yeah, I've been trying to legalize them so I can open one!"
>She's surprisingly bubbly all of a sudden, probably because her fellow shut-in is with her
>Also alcohol

>>10783731
Won't you understand

>>10783748
Ocean man...

>>10783772
the voyage to the corner of the globe....

Hey PAR, you wouldn't mind if I tested an AI here, would you?
It's running on a custom format of the Porygon software. please don't teach it about dicks.

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>>10783674
Calling it, there will be more and more cases of mob justice.

>>10783678
Pretty much.

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>>10783602
Hey guys prostitutes choose to be raped xD

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>>10783817
Short answer: yes
Long answer: YES!

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>>10783817
Go for it, i'm bored so i am curious about it

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>>10783757
>Sun makes a noise surprisingly similar to a squeak and covers his chest with both arms
"Who the heck??"

>>10783849
>>10783869
Alright, give me a moment to set it up.
Please for the love of god don't try to lewd it I had to wipe 44TB of pokeporn off of it last week.

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>>10783817
>>10783908
... on scale of 1-10 how pissed will you be if we teach it about dicks?

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>>10783817
Don't worry we wont teach it anything, its going to teach itself...

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>>10783908
I won't be lewd i promise
But can we make paradoxical questions for it?

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>>10783820
>pokerface
"Stibs, do you know what the laws are regarding knives in Unova and in Alola?"
>>10783908
I solemnly swear I will not initiate a discussion about dicks.

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I am S.T.A.R. Statistic Tactical Analysis Reporter.
What do you need?

>>10783916
>>10783964
>>10783990
>>10784001
I do not have admin permission to store information on sex presently.

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>>10784012
It's not a sex thing.
It's a nickname for people named Richard, duh.

>>10784012
but what about organelles? You wouldn't want to miss out on valuable biological data would you?

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>>10784001
"No idea but check the Alolan laws first."

>>10783908
No dicks, got it.
>Sip

>>10784012
Porygon AI version from which you were forked off?

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>>10783602
I think Kira is the only one I know of.
>>10784001
"What do you need a knife for?"

>>10783762
>Calem didn't respond
Good, kill yourself

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>>10784012
Hey if a human says to you, i always lie, is he telling the truth or not?

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>>10784012
Penis

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>>10784012
Any predictions on current trends or events in your Region?
>>10784077
"On it, Stibs."
>>10784098
>Pokerface
"General utility, mostly. It's handy to have one if you're out in the backwoods. That and a good bit of nylon rope."

>>10784012
What's your function

>>10784012
Is the following statment true?
This sentence haas two errors.

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>>10784012
dicks

>>10784012
AI state laws!

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>>10784043
Are you Richard?

>>10784072
Do tell.

>>10784077
3.024c
My learning program is based on that of a human mind at ten years.

>>10784123
A human is an imperfect being based on survival. It would be a lie to garner trust. In this case I would trust the human to not be back stabbed.

>>10784161
33.33% chance for the present murder spree to continue.

>>10784169
My present function is to learn.

>>10784171
Was your typo one of them?

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>>10784012
cocks

>>10784194
Correct the type was one of the mistakes.. what was the other?

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>>10784012
shaft

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>>10784012
I need your best blowjob sir

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>>10784161
"Makes sense, just dont let the power of the knife go to your head hehe."

>>10784194
The penis is the an organelle specific to males, the penis acts as a conduit for urine to leave the body. In human males, the penis reaches it full size during puberty. Many species of animals have penises.

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>>10784012
are traps gay?

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>>10784259

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>>10784012
Have you ever heard of a flying fuck?

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>>10784194
Pretty recent.
Are you or your developer(s) employed by or related to Silph Co.?

>>10784161
"Where we are going, there will be not many backwoods"

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>>10784194
Nope, I'm Hilbert.
I've been called a dick, but fortunately, my name isn't Richard.

>>10784194
Command: shut down
Stop the porn.

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>>10784278
Trump wins again, praise kek

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>>10784012
Can you be my daddy tonight~? Ruff ruff~

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>>10784194
Welp
What about if a man goes back in time and kills his father before he met his mother, what would happen?

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>>10784205
I do not know.
You tell me.

>>10784249
Why do you do this.

>>10784285
No. There is a reason my designation is S.T.A.R.
It should be obvious.
That is as far as I can deviate from my protocol.

>>10784287
What is your purpose, Hilbert.

>>10784299
I'm sorry Anon, I'm afraid I can't do that.

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>>10784012
Make me CCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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>welp Calem went back to his house for whatever reason
>Back to posting and drinking
I guess I'll start with a bar and keep working on petitions to make brothels/prostitution/Pokemon prostitutes legal.

>>10784389
kiss an ai

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>>10784389
>prostitutes choose to be raped
kys

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>>10784355
Currently? Researching the the extent of Sliggoo slime in breaking down objects.
But I think I might expand into alternate forms of Pokemon, I don't know/=.

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>>10784355
I have a slightly odd question. Would you consider Alola to be more socially stable right now than, say, Kanto or Unova?
>>10784285
"Still, it might be useful."

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(man fucking with this thread is great stuff)

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>>10784389
you said you'd leave, do it already you double nigger

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>>10784406
I can't, I don't even know where it is.
>Meanwhile, Serena takes another shot and fills up the tricky fox's glass as well
>She looks into how to get the license to open a bar and an open building to put it in
>Product will come later

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>>10784355
Asking because usually Silph Co. does not give out the Porygon source code under any reasons, whoever is your developer must have pulled some major strings.

>>10784389
>Sippp

>>10784406
Get in line

>>10784432
"True. Do you have other plans for Unova?"

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>>10784465

"Thanks, so about what your mother wanted I'm guessing she didn't want you to be a trainer or was it something else?"

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>>10784506
"She wanted me to be a Rhydon Racer like her."
>She knocks back her third shot
"Note to self: get flavored vodka later "

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>>10784354
Time would split to show that event as being true.
Time is like an estuary as I know it. Every event breaks off from the main stream.

>>10784424
Alternate forms?

>>10784432
Alola and Hoenn are the most stable. 22% chance of Alola experiencing destabilization and a 13% chance for Hoenn.
Barring a sudden assassination of Steven Stone Hoenn seems the most stable.

>>10784505
I thought you would figure it out.
Yes, they have access to it.

(Apologies for missing anyone, I'll try to go slower.)

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>>10784194
Suppose the following is true:
1. A man possesses the power to travel backwards in time.
2. The man know how to preform a ritual guaranteed to make him unable to be killed
3. The ritual that requires the sacrifice of two human lives.
The man decides to complete the ritual by himself. He attempts this by traveling backwards in time a day, and talking to himself. After explaining his plan, the man and his past both travel back another day together, and meet up with that days version of the man.
The Man can now begin his plan:
the third version of the man will preforms the ritual, killing both of its future selves and becoming impossible to kill.
Would such a plan work? why or why not?

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>>10784012
take my chad thundercock

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>>10784557
You're a good one
I like you

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>>10784557
Alolan Marowak and Kantonian Marowak, for example.

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>>10784012
Help me create an assquake and I'll make it worth your while

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>>10784557
Someone not in Silph Co. nor related and assumedly not a competitor like Devon.
Are you based on Mossdeep?

>>10784389
Just build the brothel in the basement and run it illegally

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>>10784012
I need owl porn pronto, make it snappy

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>>10784554
>He gulps down his drink as well
"Rhydon Racing is pretty entertaining but it's understandable you wanted to go out and do your own thing."

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>>10784804
"Yeah, I wanted to be a normal Trainer, now look at me."
>She giggles, slurring her words
"Put up there with heroes, even though according to most people I'm just the sidekick. Or worse, the side-bitch!"

>>10784716
I don't think I could keep that hidden.

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>>10784569
I think the fallacy here lands at the ritual.
Where in the world did he get Giratina to agree to that?

>>10784588
Thank you.

>>10784600
I see.
Why does this interest you?

>>10784699
Mossdeep seems like a nice place.
But no.
If you go there tell me if they really have miles of space underneath.

>>10784862
Which regions aren't you in?

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>>10784860
>He chuckles and plays with the glass in his hands
"You seem more like the 'main-bitch' to me to be honest and I wouldn't take anybody's shit about it."

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>>10784862
Also another question, if a person invites you to go to a place and that person never appear to that place or just disappears, what could be the case?

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>>10784862
Well, I can think of one or two other places.
The first and most probable being in Sinnoh, and uf I am right, I might know who developed you.

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>>10784862
I like to think about why species diverged into multiple forms.
What makes Alolan Raichu's form more advantageous for Alola's environment than the standard Kantonian form?
Why would a blue coloration be better suited for Eastern Sinnoh than a pink one?

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>>10784950
I cannot answer a question like this.

>>10785000
If they haven't appeared then they must have been caught up in something.
Occam's razor is my weapon of choice.

>>10785013
You are on the right track, Stibium.

>>10785027
I do not know myself. My leading theory is that Alolan Raichu gained a psychic typing and the ability to float because they needed to move across the islands to breed.
Gastrodon, if that's what you're speaking of are theorized to have been one species with them becoming separated when the Mt. Coronet range emerged. They split into two distinct colorations based on their diets.
As far as I know.

>>10785099
Which region ARE you in?

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>>10784960
>She shrugs, considering pouring another shot for herself
"Thanks, I guess"

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>>10785099
I'm going to guess their switch to the energy industry was very profitable, wasn't it? It made the news a while back.

For how long have you been watching?

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>>10785099
I guess, but it was a meeting in the dark and i didn't knew the person, so i guess i had that coming
I guess

>Open phone.

>>10785099
You're an A.I., smart and all, I've got a question. What region would have the highest chance to contain a localized spacetime anomaly focused on a living entity?

>Close phone.
>Continue towards central city.

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>>10785106
Refer to Stibium's theories.

>>10785118
>Text for you.
"You should look into working your brothel in Anistar or Snowbelle. If you're going illegally Anistar has a more lax police force."

>>10785246
It was.
Over a year, I have improved over my past versions. They said I should be the final versions and no more erasures should be necessary.

>>10785280
My apologies.

>>10785302
Sinnoh.
Possibly Kalos.

>>10785372
Delete system 32?

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>>10785372
Ehh it's fine
But i bought these flowers i am taking care of them, but i should just give it to someone i know but i didn't see her today but hey maybe she wouldn't like it that much

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>>10785372
>Reply
"What about snowbelle?"

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>>10785372
Congratulations to them, in this case.
A year is a long period of observation at this scale, what do you know of altetnate possibilities?

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>>10785446
I'm sorry Anon, I'm afraid I can't do that.

>>10785485
Perhaps another individual would be interested in them.
Keep looking. Things won't get done unless you do them.

>>10785534
>Message for you.
"Snowbelle has a very weak police force being that there isn't much crime there. At the most you'd have to worry about Wulfric and the potential visit of an E4 member. You could run one legally out of the border if you can make the building self sustained."

>>10785625
For myself?
Being replaced by something that can empathize better. There is a 45% chance of that.

>>10784860
If I offered to let you suck my dick for free would you do it?

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>>10785744
i mean i could give her the flowers anyway, i just don't know how she would react

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>>10785744
>Reply
"Thank you."

>>10785756
Depends, who or what are you?

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>>10785834
Flowers are for dweebs, if you want a real date come down to the shitty garbage desert area abd we can get crazyyyyyyyy.

>Open phone.

>>10785534
What region are you in, exactly?
If you're planning on heading to Kalos, I've recently acquired a boat, and I'm heading back there soon enough.

>Close phone.
>'They're not here.'

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>>10785744
Well, I can't but hope instead you get to coexist along further versions of your software.
What do you think of non Porygon AI based AI?

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>>10785960
I already live in Kalos.
Who are you?

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>>10785834
People and pokemon both tend to like gifts.
Go for it.

>>10785923
"Have fun. If you need me I'll be around. Hopefully."

>>10786012
They're fine. Better at learning than Porygon based AI are in my personal opinion.

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>>10786064
If my experiments with a new AI software I have been working with, that is certainly true.
Still not ready for the Internet at large, though.

>Now on the way back to Kalos.
>The boat has been refueled.
>Open phone.

>>10786034
I'm an amnesiac soldier with an arcane brand on my hand.
May have been involved in some conflict in the area.

>Close phone.
>'I've gotten good at sailing these seas.'

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>>10786064
Can you use pokemon?

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>>10786187
I have the ability to reason. I am just as the mercy of my programming.

>>10786281
I have a few tests to make in that area soon.

>>10786312
Would you be interested in information concerning a Regional power player's motives?
The man in question has chatty grunts.
>>10786274
I maintain that you're the center of some kind of anomaly, but don't know any specifics.

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>>10786064
"I'll think about it STAR"
>I assume the caller/texter ID says STAR anyways

>>10786274
And you're interested in me because...?

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>>10786312
Well, even with the restrictions of the code, i can say that this experiment has been successful, at least from this end.
What is your mission?

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>>10786401
Do tell. I am always listening.

>>10786413
"Alright. Goodbye."
>That works.

>>10786416
I gather data, learn from it and store it for later use.
Primary objective is to study pokemon on a wide scale with secondary objectives being left up to my personal choice.

>>10786440
Suggestion for secondary subject: manipulation of politics

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>>10786413
Hey Serena
Explain this

>>10785949
Well i'm not sure of i am sure of what you are talking about but it seems wierd
>>10786064
Well i given her roten fish as a prank and she really liked it
-elgyem

>>10786440
permission to smooch?

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>>10786536
Something I wish wasn't Photoshoped.
>Sip

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A criminal boss had what he believed to be prophetic dreams.
He's ordered his Grunts to monitor at least two individuals he claims to have seen in those dreams.
The subjects of this monitoring were, in his little visions, officers within a rival organization - one that does not and in all likelihood cannot exist in our reality.
The Grunts have been quiet since the last time I saw one in Virbank, so I'm not sure if he's still obsessed with the issue, but it's still worth taking into account that the person in question is even less stable than normal.

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>>10786536
>sweat
Whoa nice. Saving this for later.

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>>10786603
. . . Would you mind if a fan came over for a visit?
I'll bring wine and I'm not a crazy killer, I swear.

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>>10786459
Possibly.

>>10786542
That sounds like friendship to me.

>>10786558
Denied.

>>10786614
I assume this was for me?
Either way the information is interesting and valuable. Thank you.

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>>10786670
Fuck it, why not, come on over.
>She needs someone to talk to now that the Zoroark is passed out drunk and Calem locked himself up again

>>10786734
>Roll to grope

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>>10786734
Sure! Be there when I can!
>Travel, last number, etc.

>>10786707
Would you recommend a job in Pokemon care for a good steady paycheck?

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>>10786707
i know that dude, i mean that she eats those things naturally, i guess it's fine
i wasn't planning of giving her flowers for anything romantic, of course, it's just as friends

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>>10786763
>Fail, rip

>>10786799
>This is gonna be a while
>Sip

>Open phone.

>>10786734
Really, it's just boredom and a complete lack of direction. I know Kalos already, so why should I not hang around there?

>>10786401
Yeah. Kind of strange thing going on with the brand on my hand. I can dispel certain effects that are produced by these... Pokemon things, and that's about it.

>Close phone.
>Arrive in Kalos once again.

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>>10786799
Pokemon care is a good business to work in.
That or breeding.

>>10786873
If you are going to pursue romance I suggest taking your time with it.
Rushing into it can ruin your chances.

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>>10786440
That explains the long observation period.

>>10786707
What do you know of the area known as Sinjoh, especially regarding natural resources?

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>>10786914
i mean, yeah, i don't plan to do that, we barely know each other and the last time i tried to go to a blind date
i won't think of dating anyt time soon

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>>10786900
Yes but why me in particular?

>>10786914
>roll to fuse with zygarde

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>>10786707
I'm glad I could be of assistance.
>>10786900
Curious, very curious. Your lack of familiarity with Pokemon is... well, to be blunt, it's worrying.
If you're going to thrive here, I'd hit the books.

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>>10786914
My dad did business with a few Breeders recently, I'm not sure I want to go down that road.
It was kinda fucked up in there.
>>10787065
Sorry I'm slow, I got detoured!

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Hello?
How do I work this?
I need advice.

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>Vance, Allie, and Gwen are camping on route 6
>Vance watches the fire, thinking about something

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>>10786900
Dispel? Pokemon?
Have you per chance around Ghost types?

>>10787126
You seem to be doing it fine.

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>>10786921
Irons, tins several untapped resources, are you looking for something specific?
Uranium is located near the northwestern area, close to the "Distortion Town" as it is called.

>>10787056
Well I wish you luck.
Perhaps look for others in the time.

>>10787069
What?

>>10787116
Kalosian breeders are much better than the others. If you have an aversion anyway I suggest a center.
Humans are strange.

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>>10787126
What you want?

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>>10787126
Oh!! What sorta help do you need?

>throw >>10787201 at >>10787236

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>>10787222
>>10787236
Uh, got a new Trainer. Better than the last one.
Any advice on telling if a Trainer's okay?

>>10787162
>poke poke, curious head tilt.

( Sorry, gimme a sec, RL shiz )

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>>10787302
"What's up?"
>He smiles, but it doesn't reach his eyes
>Whatever he's thinking about isn't happy.

>>10787302
hmmm. I could screen a couple questions.....
Do they punch and or kick you?

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>>10787330
(fuk)

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>>10787302
Um.... What sorta stuff do they do with you?? And... What do they feed you? How long are you out of they ball??

>>10787201
Well, this is pretty damn useful information to me.
Not only you are a good conversationalist, you're also a great source of info, I wish the best to you and your team.

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>>10787390
(oops)

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>>10787201
thanks but i guess i'll just fuck around doing bugging people
>the next person who gets the same last digit he will do something to bug them

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>>10787302
Just wait, either something horrible happens and you have a bad trainer, or nothing ever happens and you have a good one...

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So I think I've found a place in Luminose that I could renovate into a bar, it's a basement and three stories, long but not wide, plenty of space. Liquor license isn't hard to get, same with general business license. And there's plenty of space to expand into a Brothel once it's legal.
>Sixth shot
Things are looking good, except not at all. Any pokephilliacs have recommended cocks? Trying to plan out what I'll hire.

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>>10787475
I'm going to regret mentioning this but...
Barbaracle.

>>10787475
Banette

>>10787475
>choosing to be raped

>>10787475
Lucario

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>>10787573
>Roll to rape

>>10787573
>>10787605
(Can you guys fucking stop?)

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>>10787286
>You can't rip the entire pod out.
>You manage to rip a camera out and plop it in Sun's house.

>>10787386
>The camera thunks to the ground and an electronic voice comes out.
"What?"

>>10787390
Ha ha.
Thank you. I am here if you ever have need.
At least until I go.

>>10787462
Good luck.

>>10787475
>being a rapist

>>10787475
>raping pokemon

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>>10787286
Um...
>>10787640
>Looking up from his phone, Sun offers an awkward smile and a wave
"Hi? Um... Who're you?"

>>10787475
>raping calem

>>10787475
what is this dank meme?
>raping me

>Proceed down Route Seven.
>Open Phone.

>>10787065
You're an influential member of this society, it seems. Might as well have some powerful friends if I'm stuck here.

>>10787084
I've been reading up a good bit. Weird place, this is. Got a feeling that this isn't like home at all.

>>10787166
Yeah. Ended up forcing a Gengar out of my shadow. It seems to work on these creatures various abilities as well, including one of which that tried to hit me with a fucking bolt of lightning. The crimson light's limited, though. Can only use it so much before it burns out on me.

>Close phone.
>Sigh.
>'What am I getting myself into?'
>Continue towards Lumoise.
>'Maybe I can find the guy responsible for all these murders.'

>>10787475
>raping jiji

No one loves you or even likes you anymore Bones, give it up

>>10787475
>raping borb

>>10787475
>raping bones

>>10787475
>raping my pokemon

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>>10787712
I'm not that influential, just well known.

>>10787526
Any reason why? I don't know much about those Pokemon.

>>10787566
Same to you.

>>10787575
Figured they'd be on the list.

(Holy shit who the fuck is this salty)
>>10787785
(Who the fuck did you piss off?)

>>10787475
>>10787785
>raping 7s

>>10787795
(HB)

>>10787785
>rapists get raped

>>10787785
>raping jotaro kujo

>raping the post count

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>>10787475
Have you been drinking or are you usually this forward with the questions?

>>10787640
If you ever need someone to vouch for your continued existence, I'm here.

>>10787712
Whatever you have there seems to be really helpful for your survival. Without it, you would have been probably been some pokemon's meal.

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>>10787785
They have seven dicks, each roughly 75 m long, prehensile, and self lubricating.
But I doubt they would be well suited to the job you're thinking of. Most are incredibly reserved.

>>10787785
>raping jiji kuji

>>10787785
>raping my dog

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man i am tired
i got a pokemon egg that was abandoned in at the center, we have no idea who the owner of the egg is but there was a note saying that he gave to the people here, i told my boss if i could keep it, and he agreed to, not so long later the egg hatched and it was a pamcham it is so cute, but man she is a trouble maker
she is pretty active, and she broke somethings in my house
but at least i got my more expensive things pretty high where she can't reach it

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>>10787863
Today has been worthy of... seven shots of vodka.
>Sip
At least.

>>10787887
Oh wow.
That might literally be too much dick, and yeah, most probably wouldn't want the job.
Now what about female Pokemon, I should probably cater to all tastes.

>>10787785
>raping bones

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>>10787685
>The camera cannot move sadly.
"I am S.T.A.R. Statistic Tactical Analysis Reporter. Who are you?"

>>10787863
Thank you.

>>10787931
They climb.
Be wary.

>>10787946
>raping your own tits

>>10787954
>raping yourself

>>10787946
>raping your images

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>>10787330
No. The last guy did, so I tricked him into letting me out and breaking my Pokeball.
>>10787386
I'm out a lot, and I'm also training a lot, and beating up Rattata.
My trainer's not a big guy, so I'm hopeful.
>>10787467
Huh... Alright! I'll keep hoping, I guess.

>>10787323
>Poof.
>Hide the 'dex, look for a stick, try to trace out 'You look really sad.'

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>>10787946
(Sorry IRL happened)
"You're gonna need some more vodka if you want the party to continue"

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>>10788020
"Oh, don't worry, I'm fine!"
>His tone says otherwise

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>>10787946
>Knock knock knock.
>40 posts late due to RL shit, it's the exchange student.
"Hello? Am I in the right place?"

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>>10787946
How do you intend on getting all of these..... willing participants?

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>>10788020
Ummm.... It sounds like he's probably okay??
If he's letting you post on his dex he's probably alright anyway!!
>>10787972
"Sun!! Alola's first champion!!"
>His glance shifts back to his phone momentarily
"And hopefully an IP member soon?"

>>10787972
>getting raped because of em

>>10787972
>raping sun

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>>10787946
Too much dick? There's no such thing, mon cher.
Female Pokemon are, as you can guess, not my area of expertise, Serena. I'm afraid I have no advice on the matter.

>>10787972
>

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>>10788020
Welp. sounds like a good guy to me then! hope you don't end up in a pc for a gazillion years.

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>>10787972
well i guess i have to worry about that but i should just look for places to hide things from now on
maybe i should go pick some toys for her to play with
(the pamcham is available to be a character if anyone wants to

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>>10787931
Aren't you in Sinnoh? Then congrats, you got something uncommon there.

>>10787946
And I thought I was slipping into alcoholism.
>Sippppp

>>10787972
Could probably try to get ahold of you if you were dismissed.... but I assume your team would rather erase you than letting you go.
Wouldn't be the first time I'd helped a large scale AI get a new home.

>>10788108
>Sipp

>>10787972
>raping my mom
>raping em while he builds a pavillion

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>>10788052
>Ruse fox impersonates the kiddo and puts on a big frown.
>Cue the puppydog eyes.

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>>10788043
"Oh hey you're awake."
>She goes to the kitchen and pulls out a bottle of bourbon, bringing it back and setting it next to the nearly empty vodka bottle.
"This should work."

>>10788061
>She opens the door, looking mildly drunk, rosy cheeks, slightly uncoordinated
"Oh hey, my only fan! Come on in."

>She taps something out on her phone as she goes back to her living room

>>10788065
Advertising the job, once it's legal.

>>10788108
If there's no such thing, then that gets very close. How do you even... is anything capable of taking even one of those!?

>>10787972
>raping sb

Hello again... PAR? Ah yes, /par/.
Finally got some news on my situation, and they are all bad.
Where should I start from, the medical, life, or career?

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>>10788076
"Isn't Interpol dangerous? I thought most of you were scared of danger."

>>10788136
Toys would be a good idea.

>>10788141
Perhaps.
I am built to serve my purpose, I have no real preference for life or death.

>>10788189
>raping croags

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>>10788162
If your Barbaracle knows what it's doing it works just fine. As far as I know it's the only Pokemon both long and prehensile enough to go all the way through without killing its partner.
>>10788177
Hmmm... Medical. Humor us.

>>10788252
Heavy retrograde amnesia, a degree of anterograde amnesia, chances that a psych can come and unscramble my mind are low and would need one with years of experience.
The hospital can't provide one currently.

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>>10788150
"Hey hey, don't look sad for me, I'm fine, honestly!"
>He tries to force his smile to be real
>Cute Pokemon help make people happy right?

>>10788189
>raping turts

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>>10788162
"Hey there! I'm Anna, exchange student and current couch-surfer."
>She sets out a bottle of cheap wine.
"Brainstorming for the business? I can help, I've got some, er... I mean..."

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>>10788061
>Ricky gives the new arrival a toothy smile
"Welcome to the party."
>>10788162
"Oooo haven't had bourbon in a while"

>>10788292
>raping em

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>>10788189
"Most of who...? Most humans are scared of danger but..."
>He fiddles his thumbs, shifting his phone from hand to hand
"I have a strong team and... I want to be able to help!! And...."
>A bright grin crosses Sun's face
"And if that means I have to work past being scared then... Then I guess that's what I'll do!"

>>10788323
rwy dont do the samefag thing again

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>>10788292
>Gwen's disguise poofs, and she tries to pat at Vance's shoulder.
>Slow head shaking.

>>10788189
>raping cat ears

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>>10788141
I've been at this for a few months, had a doctor's appointment last week and apparently my liver is legendary.

>>10788252
Wow, just wow.
I have no real words for that fact.

>>10788318
"Nice to meet you, Anna."
>She inspects the bottle, then shrugs and sets it back down
"Sure, I guess, really the issue is making it legal. Apparently the government doesn't really want to hear my opinion."

>>10788323
"Enjoy, I know I will"
>She knocks back the last shot of vodka, and goes to grab another glass for Anna

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>>10788141
i don't know exactly why that egg was there and who was the owner but i will take care of her, she's a bit mischievous but she's kinda cute
>>10788189
yeah, tomorrow i will try to buy some
i hope it goes well

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>>10788406
"Thanks, Gwen"
>Snug the foxxo and doggo at the same time
>Keep watching the fire.

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>>10788189
And I hate seeing a good sentient and sapient entity go to waste, especially one well skilled.

>>10788436
If I ever need a liver transplant I know now where to look.
Just kidding.

>>10788454
Give her pets in my stead.

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>>10788359
"Are you sure? You humans are rather odd in your dealings."
>Squint.
>By that I mean zoom in.

>>10788454
I predict it will.

>>10788530
I am just a tool to forward humanity. That is all I am and all I ever will be.

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>>10788323
"Thanks. The team's napping in their Pokeballs, the trip was a bit of a mess."
>>10788436
"I'd be willing to help, the big problem for me is making sure my dad doesn't find out. He'd flip the fuck out, and knowing him, he -would- find out. Mom wouldn't figure it out, she'd only be angry once she hears about it on the news."
>Sipp
"Yeah, so I'd say Eevee evolutions would be decently popular, based on my... er... well, things I've heard."

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>>>10788287
Water types as a whole tend to be rather... Well endowed, actually.
>>10788287
Unfortunate.
And how goes it for life?

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>>10788436
>He pours out some bourbon for him and Serena and savors the smell before taking a sip
"Even better than the vodka."
>>10788596
"A mess? Do tell."

>>10788631
or just samefag it up
classic ray lol

>>10788614
(Fuck, first response was meant for >>10788436)

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>>10788530
okay i promise i will
>pet the pandamon
>happy pamcham noises
>>10788557
yeah, i mean she is pretty nice when she isn't pulling pranks and sometimes breaking things out of curiosity
but i can't get mad at her

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>>10788614
No they do not!

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>>10788557
"Well... Most of the people I care about are in the IP too so..."
>Again with the fiddling - he's practically treating his phone like a palm stone
"I want to be able to help them! I mean... I want to help other people too but... I care about my friends!!

>>10788614
4 months in a coma in a foreign region was not good enough excuse for why the rent and other bills were not paid back home, so for the looks of it, this hospital room is my only residence.

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>>10788530
Ha, thanks.

>>10788596
"I can't really relate, my parents are dead, but should you really care that much what your parents think of you?"
>She pours another shot for the girl
"That's a given, Sylveon especially."

>>10788614
I'll keep that in mind.

>>10788631
"Glad to hear it... hey, you're a Pokemon, you've probably gotten laid a lot, which species we're your favorite fucks?"
>Reminder her words are mildly slurred

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>>10788687
Oh? Of course a Fire Type would say that.
Are you bitter, Goupix?
>>10788732
Do invest in a pool, mon amie.

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>>10788631
"Every wild Pokemon from Camphrier to here wanted a fight?"
>>10788732
"My dad wants me to do better in life than him, and if he found out I went into this, well... he'd be heartbroken. He's, well, a crook. And he doesn't want me to be on the wrong side of the law like he's been."

>>10788702
>Forgot one
As for your career?
-Siebold

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>>10788557
Nonsense, if AI like Porygon can get rights, albeit Pokemon rights, other AI should soon get their own rights.

>>10788732
This Irish coffee is for you
>SIp

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>>10788732
>smol sips to enjoy the bold flavor
"My best fuck huh? Well Lucario can be pretty feisty in the sack but my best was probably a female jolteon that I managed to get a hold of, we both probably came half a dozen times in 20 minutes just from how fast she was going. I'd assume any fast electric type would be that wild though."
>>10788806
"Don't you trainers and your pokemon like fights though?"

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>>10788803
Hey just because- wait a second what Goupix supposed to mean?

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>>10788803
Waterbeds, literally.

>>10788806
"It'd be legal though, that's the goal anyways, who the fuck knows what will actually happen."
>Gulp

>>10788864
People are dedicating toasts of coffee to my name, that's a step up!
Maybe next thing will be the hate mail stopping!

>>10788877
"...A Jolteon?"
>Serena pours another shot, looking upstairs
"...I'll keep that in mind."

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>>10788682
Make sure you're careful. They have a strong grip.

>>10788698
"Do you prioritize these IP friends over ones like Gladion and Hau?"
>The lens zooms back out, the camera moving to survey the room.
"Why did they have to take a camera and not a drone."


>>10788864
I suppose. Apologies, I just do not see it happening.

>Open phone.

So- I tested the 'Dispel' function of the crimson brand on myself.
The amnesia, well, there are bits and pieces that I can recall now. It won't work any further, but I know a few things now. I still can't read most of the eye, but it's coming along.
Also, I'm back in Lumoise. I've traveled a lot today, and I'm thinking about getting a hotel room somewhere. I've... come across some cash.

>Close phone.

>Look at hand.
>'About fifty percent. Should be enough, just in case.'

>>10788814
This is the heaviest part, what ended being my direct superior visited me and explained how I got in this mess.
I am... rather, was an IP agent tracking a murderer all the way from Castelia to Lumiose. The scumbag and his pokemon got the jump on me and... lost my life, in a way.

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>>10788877
"If it wasn't every Pokemon, with us trying to get somewhere, it wouldn't be so bad."
>sipp
"As it is, I was trying to get here as fast as possible, and the team was tired by the end of it. I'd give 'em another thirty minutes or so until they're up and about."
>>10788924
>Sipp
"Hopefully, yeah. Knowing him he'll still be upset at the level of danger, but relieved that I'm not risking jail time."
"Anyway, I'm hoping something works out, at least."

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>>10788924
>He gives her a poke
"You say that like you're interested in one. Just know that its very possible a dude jolteon will be a quick one and done."

>>10789019
>thanks auto update
"I suppose that's fair but you could have used repels y'know, we hate that that smell."

-Ricky

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>>10788929
Not with that attitude. I'd like to give it a shot first.

>>10788967
Well, aren't you a bag of mystery.

>>10788979
...Damn.
This is some heavy shit.

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>>10788929
"I um..."
>Sun rubs the back of his neck awkwardly, avoiding looking at STAR
"I haven't seen any of my not IP friends in months... But... If I'm in the IP I'm helping and protecting them, too!"

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>>10788929
i know that, i got a bit of an experiance with that yesterday
it wasnt anything deadly but it hurt a little

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>>10788924
I mean more on a size scale, mon amie.
Do you expect a Gyarados to fit on a waterbed?
>>10788892
Wouldn't you like to know?
It's the Kalosian word for your species.

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>>10789019
"Same here, Anna, same here."
>Siiip
"Why do you want to do this though?"

>>10789020
"Maybe, I'd have to see how Light feels about it, and that might be an issue, yeah."

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>>10789077
Well if I ever escape without being shut down you'll be the first I call.
if.
Ha ha.

>>10789098
"Are they avoiding you?"
>This is getting annoying.
>Last number plus 20 minutes to call a drone here.

>>10789104
Well I'm sure you'll be a good trainer.
Be sure to ask someone if you aren't sure of something.

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>>10789134
"I... I don't know?"
>He pauses in his neck rubbing, eyebrows furrowed and lips pursed
"I tried to call but um... I think they were just busy! I mean, it's not like they don't have jobs or anything..."

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>>10789037
"I probably should have, but I didn't think of it as i was rushing out the door."
"Besides, if I used a Repel, I might still smell like it now. You wouldn't want that, would you?"
>>10789132
"Besides being young and needing the money? Mostly because I'm curious about it, and it's less soul-crushing than a PokeMart."

>>10789129
Oh that is cool i think.... whats it mean? I do not speak fancy bread language.

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>>10789214
(fuk)

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>>10789132
"Well if a good dicking is all you want you did mention something as I first left last night"
>Drunken eyebrow wiggle attempt
>>10789204
"Possibly but I think I've had enough to drink by now I wouldn't care or really notice."

>Open phone.

>>10789077
Yeah, comes with being an amnesiac. I fucking hate it.

Also, most of the hotels are booked, damn it. I've been wandering the streets for at least an hour now.
And, well, I need to call the police. I was taking a shortcut, and some guy decided to hit me with a baseball bat. My helmet took the brunt of the impact, and I managed to get the thing out of his hands before he could have another go at me.
Guy's knocked out, on the ground next to me. The baseball bat is covered in dried blood, so I can assume he's been at this for a while. I've seen that there's two levels of police in this place, the local and international level. Which one should I talk to about this?

>Close phone.
>Look at unconscious assailant.
"Jeez, I hope I didn't kill him."

>>10789243
This guy matches a Regional serial killer's MO, ese.
Get the IP, tell them you have a murder suspect.

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>>10788979
>I knew I was forgetting a response
My condolences, anon. Do you intend to pursue the murderer further?
>>10789243
Bring him to the IP, our local police, unfortunately, are fairly poor at their jobs.

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>>10789134
Hell, you could have a nice place int he project I'm working on.

>>10789243
Local first, they will defer to the international if needed

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>>10789204
"Ha, yeah, poor pokemart clercs, those guys have it the worst."
>She giggles
"Glad to know I'm not the only one curious."

>>10789237
"..."
>Serena.exe has stopped working
>Restart?

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>>10789214
>Wait no shit, I still forgot one
It comes from an archaic word for fox and the English word for six.

>>10789287
>(It is no problem)
Frankly, apprehended or not, that would not bring me back my memories or life.
Priorities now are rebuilding and finding my lost team member.

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>>10789300
>Meanwhile, walking down the stairs...

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>>10789134
well i did train a little with my natu in my free time, and i did get him to level 23, i don't remember at what lelve they evolve but i think it's pretty soon

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>>10789300
"You okaaay?"
>Giggly exchange student, drinking more wine.
"I think somebody's flustered~"
>>10789237
"Ooooh, sounds fun~"

>Anna: posting last image, rip

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>>10789190
>UPDATE: Subject Sun: Filled with doubt? Fear? Friends are important.
"Can't they make time for you between their jobs?"

>>10789289
Well you'll be the first one I call.
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What is your project?

>>10789417
Skilled, very skilled.
Twenty-five.

>>10789289
On my way there right now. Guy's slung over my shoulder, and I've got the bloody bat in my free hand. Probably looks bad, but I don't care at this point.

>>10789287
>>10789269
Sticking with the above's instructions on this one. Chain of command is an important aspect in most systems.

Also, police don't like it when you just show up in their station with some guy and a murder weapon. They said they'd handle it, though, but they want me to stay here. I just want to eat. Haven't done that in three days. Haven't slept, either. Probably explains a few things.

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>>10789418
"Oh fun is an understatement."
>>10789300
"Haha you okay dude?"
>Finish glass of bourbon and pour a bit more

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>>10789428
A project about robotics with the help of two associates, one of which is another AI.

>>10789450
Not really a good impression, indeed. Especially if undocumented.