/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #90: Juicy Edition Previous Thread

>>10747895
>That ugly picture
Fuchs gave us a lot of top tier unf material but that is just ugly man.

>>10747566
That would work if she only needs to pee.
If she needs to poop, it'd go right on the seat or the floor if she sat on it backwards.

Interesting point though.
She (or Mera at least) probably prefers to sit backwards on the toilet whenever possible for this reason.

>>10747987
>If she needs to poop, it'd go right on the seat or the floor if she sat on it backwards.
Would it? Is your anus positioned at some weird angle or something?

>>10747895
That's a fuck ugly picture. You really couldn't have found a better OP image? Like, damn, is that ugly.

>>10747895
Aren't you going to remove ponies from the OP and rename this to the Monster & Animal offspring general?

>>10747987
She probably just goes outside or has a specialized outhouse.

>>10748041
>>10748038
>>10747949
samefag

>>10748078
Obviously.
He's working his proxies hard today.

>>10748077
That's a possibility.
Or perhaps a pot.
That way she could just go in the pot and empty it in the toilet afterwards.

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>>10748078
Nah, I just really dont like that picture. Something about the piercings is just off putting to me.

The anon wanting you to rename to monster and animal is probably just trolling. The other anon cant say for certain. He could just find it ugly too.

This is a good Fuchs pic.

>>10748078
>Implying
>7 different posters in this thread
Are you really that fucking retarded? You have to admit that those two commenting on the OP pic do have a point: That picture isn't exactly Fuchs' greatest work. She draws some nice shit, but her vaginas look like something out of a nightmare sometimes.

>>10748175
I'll admit it's not her best work, but I wouldn't call it ugly.

>>10748187
Not him, but there's a high probability he's just using a proxy to make it look like he's different people. It really isn't saying much. Even if he isn't using proxies, he could just be posting from multiple locations. Home network, phone with wi-fi disabled, work network, etc.

>>10748078
>>10748156
>>10748265
>"Hurr, it's just one single person in the entire world every single time."
You really need to pull your heads out of your asses. People are allowed to voice their opinions.

I want some gay satyrs.

>>10748378
samefag
who did you have in mind?

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>>10748378
>I want some gay satyrs.
Here you go. Have a Snapshot.

>>10748459
That's CLEARLY a mare, sir. He said gay satyrs.

>>10748265
It's not even the vagina. She's just so frumpy and blobby that she's sort of gross.

>>10748506
Isn't she just leaning backwards or something?
And the vagina just looks kinde weird because the piercing is pulling it together.

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>>10748265
>I'll admit it's not her best work, but I wouldn't call it ugly.
Well to each their own. I really enjoy Fuchs work but some of her pics are lacking, and the OP pic is even unfinished. Could also be a reason why it doest seem right for me and some others.

>>10748506
>>10748538
I say its just the way the piercings look and its half finished. Also for some reason it looks like she's dabbing. Which though humorous takes away from it

>>10748041
We really should just call it Monster Hybrid general considering how little this thread has anything to with actual characters anymore.

For those who enjoy them, I've collected all my canon entries to my DGA setting in a single paste.
https://pastebin.com/7ABKBuG4

For the dude who hated urethral but thought the intro was comfy, there's a non-urethral edit to the story included. The original is not canonverse.

>>10753669
What's wrong, Gandhi?

Lazy bump.

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/trash/ is fast today

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Morning, /sad/

>>10760187
We need more of her

>>10760446
We need a proper name for her that isn't just one of her mom's alts.

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>>10759222
>Pig shit

>>10761066
Incest

>>10761074
Did Pogo's dad pork a pig?

>>10761749
Hopefully not. That sounds worse than the idea of Applejack's dad fucked Daisy Jo.

>>10761749
No, I was just saying one of his #trigger words.
Given that he didn't respond despite how much of a sperg he is, I can only conclude that the rapid triggering caused him so much rage he had a heart attack.

10761801 (No (You) 4 (You))
Never mind. :^(

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>>10761801
>Applejack's dad fucked Daisy Jo
>Applejack's dad

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>>10761864
You know what I mean.
>>10761819
>Say something sounds like a bad idea.
>Apparently literally triggered.

>>10759222
For some reason it bothers me she isn't on her hands and knees

>>10762374
How come?
Wouldn't you rather have a nice view of her tits and face?

>>10762386
Think it has to do with her being a pig and can't make "ham" jokes now.

>>10761819
>I am autistic

>>10762406
What kind of jokes could you make had she been on her hands and knees?

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>>10762406
>Pogo constantly makes bad pork and ham puns while railing Honey from behind, making a face like >pic related

>>10763306
Couldn't you make the same jokes while she's on her back? Also bonus points cause Pogo gets to see her miffed face at his word play.

>>10761819
>I love to try and annoy others
Is that why you have such a hard-on for anthro pigs and the monster harem shit? Because you know that it is a niche thing that almost nobody on /mlp/ would like, so you feel the need to praise it and demand more simply because nobody else does?

>>10763430
True.

Absurdly slow bump.

>>10763267
>>10763306
Something about grabbing "those hot hams" and how he can't wait to give them a sweet "glaze" when he's done porking her. Get her "buns" ready to sandwhich his "sausage" for a double meat quarter pound-her. Maybe "hot dog" it after to get ready for round two.

>>10775252
No you're not.

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>"Are you sure you've got everything?"
>"Yeah, Arie. It'll be fine." Lenora assures her with a sigh. "Go on, enjoy your trip. I've got her."
>"Alright. Just be careful" the giantess pleads before leaning in and planting a kiss on her child's forehead. "You be good for aunt Lenora, alright Thalia?"
>The infant responds with a small giggle.
>"Good. We'll see you this evening."
>"Later. Tell Firginia happy birthday for me. And tell dad I said hi."
>"No problem." she says with a wave.
>Closing the door, she examines baby in her arms.
>She's a large baby, with deep black fair and only somewhat lighter hair hiding the nubs of sprouting horns.
>Like her mother, she has an extra, golden eye set in the center of her forehead. But unlike her, Thalia's arms and ears are very much human.
>Lenora sighs. The baby isn't demanding her attention, so she sets it down in the playpen with Oresus before ducking into the kitchen.
>"So who was at the door, Lenora?"
>"Ariana." she states. "She wanted us to watch her kid while she and dad went of to pick something up for Firginia's birthday."
>"Oh, it's Firginia's birthday?" the shocked bunny inquires. "I'd completely forgot! How old is she today? 14, right?"
>"Yeah. So what's for dinner?" she asks, trying to lift the lid of the large boiler.
>Her effort earns her a slap of the knuckles with a wood spoon, drawing a yelp from the manticore.
>"Roast boar organs and vegetables. And you can have some when it's good and ready, missy."

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>>10775388
>"Fine." she groans, nursing her stinging knuckles. "How much longer, then?"
>"Not much, it just needs to sit a bit more. Why don't we go visit the tykes?"
>Lenora goes silent, the feeling of the air leaving her sails almost palpable.
>A fact that doesn't escape the bunny.
>"Wanna talk about it, kitty cat?" she asks as she takes a seat, inviting her lover to do the same.
"I dunno, Cotton. I'm just not sure how I feel about all this between Ariana and dad. And now they have their own kid together and... I just don't know."
>The rabbit satyr slides her chair closer, leaning her small frame into the comparatively towering girl.
>A large arm instinctively drapes across Cottonball's side, eager for her embrace.
>Slowly, her hand begins rubbing the small doe's belly. Now swelling with the beginnings of life of its own.
>"And now? I don't know how to feel about this...my new sister? Or niece? Both? What do you think?"
>"Well..." the bunny begins gently. "I can't admit I feel the same gross out as the rest of you girls. Maybe it's because I'm not blood, or that I'm a bunny, or it could be just me."
>She looks up, meeting the manticore's chocolate eyes.
>"But I think it's important to remember how much time and energy he put into taking care of all of you. No matter how it makes you feel, he's still your dad, and you're his little Sushi."
>The lioness pulls back a little, staring down the bunny, who only returns a cheeky smile.
>Lenora gives a tired laugh before leaning back.

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>>10775398
>"Yeah. I know he'd do anything for us."
>"Absolutely anything. Besides, if he wasn't odd to begin with, you wouldn't be here." the tiny satyr points out.
>"Yeah...weird is kind of relative, I guess." she pouts. "I'm just not sure what to do is all."
>"They're happy, I'd at least try to make peace with it. They deserve, if not your acceptance, at least your tolerance."
>"Any ideas?" the powerful carnivore inquires?
>Cottonball simply shrugs.
>"Try playing with the baby, maybe? You know once you get attached, you'll just adore her."
>"Couldn't hurt." the huntress retorts, ruffling the rabbit's floppy ears.
>"Mmhm. And it's time we got in there. Little babies shouldn't be left alone."
>Returning to the living room, the girls find the babies both awake and softly cooing to each other.
>Upon noticing his mother, Oresus quickly cranes his head towards her, babbling happily.
>"Oh, hey little guy!" she exclaims as her motherly instincts kick in. "How's mommy's favorite man doing?"
>Cottonball giggles as she pulls the baby into her arms, gently rocking and baby talking him.
>Following her cue, she scoops up Thalia for herself, drawing innocent laughs from the arimaspi.
>The lovers talk amongst themselves for a time, basking in the rush of parenthood for as long as they're able.
>"Lenora?" Cottonball calls out, the rigors of early pregnancy catching up to her. "I gotta sit down."
>Making her way to the couch, she sets the heftier child down on the soft furs as she leans back for a breather.

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>>10775404
>She's quickly joined by the fiery haired satyr who likewise sets Oresus down between them.
>The babies will have none of it, however, their cries for attention soon splitting the air.
>Lenora reaches for Oresus, but Cottonball reaches to stop her.
>"Sweetheart, what did we talk about?" she chides, holding out the larger infant. "It's your turn to hold this little gal."
>The manticore nervously takes her complicated relative in hand, looking her up and down.
>Thalia's three eyed gaze meets her sister's, making the baby smile.
>Giving a resigned smile, Lenora puts the child in her lap.
>With the children are placated for the moment, Lenora reaches out to the toy strewn table in front of them.
>Grabbing a clockwork toy, she winds it and sets it on its way.
>The babies are, as expected of such young children, enthralled as they watch the toy clang noisily along its loose path.
>Clapping, giggling, and the happy screams only the very young can make fill the room with lively energy as the toy is rewound again and again.
>As their interest slowly wanes, Cottonball slowly scootches closer.
>"See? I told you that you'd grow on her."
>"I'm just keeping her entertained." Lenora retorts. "I'm still not, you know, comfortable with it. At all."
>"Well, thank you for trying." the bunny smiles. "Here. Let's get them down for a nap so we can eat."
>In the bunny's hand rests an old, tattered book. A simple, home made book from Lenora's own childhood.

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>>10775413
>Barely a book, really. Just some crude, colorful pictures, and a simple story that gives excuse to talk to the baby.
>Giving into the rabbits urging, she cracks open the old stack of parchment, knowing she'll be reading it several times.
-
>After the kids finally go to sleep, the girls head off to get their dinner.
>The girls pile the on the food, and settle in for their meal.
>"So, how do you like the kid?"
>"She's... a kid. She's cute, I guess." Lenora sighs. "But I just can't look at her without, you know, thinking about it. Not yet."
>"Just try to remember, you're like me. The fact that you and Firginia exist...this family was never "normal". Normal is relative."
>Lenora over stuffs her mouth, buying time.
>After several hard swallows, she finally speaks.
>"Eventually. Eventually. It doesn't make me love Dad or Arie any less. I just, I need time to accept that it's a part of our lives now is all."
>Cottonball smiles and prepares to speak when shrill cries pierce the air.
>"Sounds like they're hungry too." Lenora announces, her ears already attuned to her child's needs.
>"Go on. I'll get something for Thalia and be there in a few."
>It takes the bunny only a few minutes to mash and apricot into a thin, runny paste and collect the goat child.
>Outside, the manticore is already relaxing on a bench, watching the sunset as their sun nurses from her motherly breast.
>With a smile, the rabbit nuzzles into her arm, spooning food into the child while enjoying the view.

https://pastebin.com/7ABKBuG4
Not my best entry, I feel.
Still, hope some of you enjoyed it.

>>10775425
Cute!

>>10775597
Thanks.

>>10775425
>Inbred OCs and monster harem
You could have written some actual cute stuff, but instead you put all your focus on the most autistic of things in this fandom.

(You)

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>>10777696
Forget it, Anon. Super-autistic fetish- and Monsterfags have pretty much taken over the Satyr Porn thread and turned it into their own thing. They may as well create their own general called the Monster/animal offspring thread, because they clearly don't give a single fuck about ponies or Equestria in any way.

(You)

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>>10778126
>>10780483
You know, you should really seek help for your autism or whatever it is you have.
You basically keep saying
>Ignore those who don't like stupid things
yet you keep posting
>No (you) for (you) faggit. Hurr
Every single time anyone makes a comment.

>>10780632
I want to cum inside Laika's tight little dogpussy.

>>10783387
I would make that doggo my brood bitch.

>>10783750
Would you tuck in each and every one of you kids and tell them to sleep tight, pupper?

>>10783954
Damn fucking right, I would.
I'd even give them a goodnight kiss and read them a bedtime story.

>>10783993
You sick fuck!

>>10784590
My depravity is beyond measure.

Absurdly slow bump again.

>>10783387
A threesome with Garret and Laika would be hot.

Morning, /sad/

>>10795368
Morning anon. Wish I could give a damn about writing any content for this thread

>>10795623
I'll probably get back to writing myself soon.
Taking a quick break after my last one because depressive low.

>>10795623
Can't think of anything to write about?

>>10796121
Just no will to write.

>>10795640
Neat

Up.

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I want to give satyr lots and lots of siblings.

>>10799217
I want to fuck the existing satyrs we have, not crap out more.

>>10800040
Why not both?

Fuck yo wife, fuck yo kids.

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>>10800138
This man gets it. Big family, best family.

Slow.

>>10800040
You can literally never have too many satyrs. But I do think we need more colts.

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>>10802248
So many satyrs that you replace the natives.

To be the All Father, is this not the dream?

>>10803009
what?

>>10803470
HMD is a weapon of mass impregnation.

>>10803532
What's HMD?

>>10803737
Hot monkey dick

>>10804080
but what if the dick is cold?

>>10805813
Did you die? Turn yourself into a lich and get back to impregnating.

>>10806123
why does it always have to be impregnation stuff? vanilla sex is okay too anon

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>>10806774
Vanilla sex indeed is a ok anon. Not all sex has to lead to kids

guess i'll die

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>>10809377

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Bump

>>10812013
...I feel a sudden, vague discomfort from that being in /sad/.

>>10812013
This satyr is...

[ ] Sleeping

[ ] Dead

>>10814159
Sleeping.

>>10800138
Because that would be sick and get the cops all over your ass.

>>10813418
It's cool, bro. Foalcon is legal in Equestria.
Fun for the whole family.

>>10814159
Why not both?

>>10815225
>cops
>in equestria

>>10815538
>Implying

>>10816482
>Not having sloppy makeout sessions with your daughter outside the school.

>>10816503
That's disgusting, even for /sad/

>>10816571
>tfw you kind of want to write a comfy pedo story
>tfw not sure how to go about it

>>10800138
>>10800262
>>10815538
>>10816503
Why does every fucking thing always have to turn into incest for? Normal sex with a satyr that is NOT related to you is just plain fucking impossible to discuss.

>>10816622
Well, how about not making it incest for once?

>>10816503
We need more greens about that.
And casual public incest in general.

>>10816622
Obviously you need to have satyr be jealous of Anon's new wife so she plots to poison her baby formula

>>10818305
Nice shirt.

>>10817012
First idea for the first is older sister Gumdrop teaching little sis Hope/Alex/Taffy about sex just like daddy did for her.
For the second, pda with Peach and Pa. Probably preg stuff because big Apple broods.

But feel free to suggest ideas if you've got a better one.

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>>10819631
>Taffy
>Peach and Pa inbreeding
There is no hope left for this general, is there? Fetishfags has dragged it into the darkest part of the Autismo kingdom and beaten it into an unrecognizable pulp with their dicks.

>>10821742
Needs more hyperactivity.

Remember to tuck your satyr in and tell her what an adorable abomination she is.

>>10829374
No. If it's not my child, then I'm gonna fuck her hard on the bed.

>>10832924
that's pretty gay dude

>>10832924
>Letting that stop you.
You should love your satyrus, commit to your satyrus, and keep your satyrus permanently pregnant and collared.
Whether or not she's related is irrelevant. You must take charge to protect her smile.

>>10833106
You're gay. Gay for Garret.

>>10834414
Stop that, femanon! She'll die!

>>10835554
>femanon
Wut?

>>10836591
Fem was an abusive mother. It shaped the kinds of things she wanted 'Non to do to her later in life.

>>10836591
The hand is a lighter color than normal Anon green.

>>10837805
I don't think most artists generally care about the specific shade of green on their Anon's.

>>10817012
So, kinda wanna actually write something with socially acceptable pedophilia and incest.

I'll think something up on my own eventually, but if anyone has some good story ideas for cocksocking, I might pick one I like.

>>10838791
I always liked that one pic where Femanon was a lighter shade of green, personally.

>>10841243
It's not a bad way to differentiate when a full body isn't shown, granted. I just don't think it's actually standardized like that.

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3slow

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Satyr is for love.

>>10847853
Not satyr.

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>>10850666
Neither are hipotanes, Satan.

>>10850882
Looks part-human and part animal to me.
Could definitely pass as a satyr.

>>10850882
>harpy
I want to believe

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>>10853425
Genetics RNG could cause all sorts of weird and wonderful creatures when you start plugging your pud into the natives.

>>10853591
Exactly.

>>10853758
Egg
Laying
Hips

>>10853857
You know she secretly craves to be held down in a mating press and bred by a fat HMD.

>>10853805
Harpies are top tier monster-waifu material for sure, but remember to be especially considerate of their needs while they're brooding or experiencing ovulation cramps.

>>10853871
>Harpies are top tier monster-waifu material for sure
Definitely.

What sort of creature would Anon have to bang to produce a harpy satyr?

Pegasi are out, since they don't have any bird parts other than wings. Griffons seem unlikely, since they have a lion's hindquarters.
Maybe some sort of actual bird?

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>>10853881
A phoenix, a cockatrice or even a domestic chicken would probably do the trick.

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>>10853900
Yeah, come to think of it, I guess Pluma is a harpy of sorts.

Wouldn't surprise me if Apple-Anon banged a few hens as well. After all, he already knocked up a cow and a pig.

>>10853922
>Apple Anon is the father of Petunia and Honey as well
My nigga, my headcanon, my big families.
Is this the father of Peach, Cider, or both?

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>>10853922
>Apple Anon
>Doing any of that

>>10853929
Both in my headcanon.
All the Applejack and Apple Bloom satyrs, basically, and of course Petunia and Honey.
Apple-Anon is a busy man.

>>10853950
Cider, Bucky, Utah, Peach, Pear, Petunia, Honey, Darcy bab(s) (not biological uncle in my HC), lodesa Peach babs, Oresus, about a dozen Cottonball babs.
And maybe some chigguns harpies now.

Truly, a busy, busy man. But one who understands what's important in life.

>>10854002
I think the estimate of how much it costs to raise a single human child to adulthood stands now at around £200,000 or $260,800.

I wonder how much it would be for the average satyr? Because unless he's on government gibs, that Anon's going to need to put in a lot of overtime at the farm.

>>10854002
Darcy is Big Mac's daughter, so she wouldn't be related to Apple-Anon.
He's unrelated to Darcy's mom and Uncle Anon in my headcanon.
The rest I can pretty much agree with.

Oresus was Lenora's son, right?

>>10853950
>>10854002
I didn't know you headcanon him as muslim

>>10854036
I imagine Celestia and Luna would have satyr gibs having satyrs of their own.

>>10854053
I don't.

>>10854062
He sure sounds like it. Either that or that cult Joaquin Phoenix was raised in.

>>10854036
Well, I tend to stick to a medieval/Renaissance setting turned early industrial by human intervention. So the overhead was a lot lower in olden times.
And as most farmers do, the kids are likely all put to work on the farm, meaning they likely cover their own food by and large.

>>10854048
I was figuring uncle Anon and Apple Anon were the same person. But also that uncle was just what she called him out of habit, not because he was actually related to her mother.

And yeah, Oresus was Lenora's son.

I just imagine that Petunia and Honey are not related to the apple kids at all. Eirwen is a half sis to Petunia. Most comfy time line imo

>>10854053
>Muslim
>fucking a pig

>>10854145
I mean, as the lad who originally came up with that headcanon, I half agree, and I still like the idea of Petunia coming and going from living on the farm with her mother to the smol sheep village with her sister and father.
But Honey feels like she should probably be an Apple kid, because otherwise it feels like she's just kinda randomly there.

>>10854145
Here's mine. His only kids are Cider, Bucky, and Utah. Petunia's dad was a deadbeat and he's a father figure. Peach and Pear have a different father. And the rest I don't care about and don't exist as far as I'm concerned.

>>10854182
>Implying they have morals when they can just go aloha snackbar right after.

>>10854145
Perhaps then Honey's just a half sibling to some of the Apple satyrs, and then Petunia/Eirwen are just tenants? I think that'd work nicely.

>>10854054
wewlad

>>10853871

>>10854036
>Because unless he's on government gibs, that Anon's going to need to put in a lot of overtime at the farm.
I'm sure he can make end meet one way or another.

"Harpy eggs! Get your fresh harpy eggs here, folks! Guaranteed to be low in cholesterol, high in protein and high in flavour."
>"Dad, no, not my babies!"
"Sweetheart, we've been over this. They're not fertilized. They're never going to hatch no matter how long you sit on them."

>>10854569
>When your daughteru first begins laying, she naively thinks they're going to hatch.
>It's cute at first, until she gets increasingly upset that they're not hatching.
>You have to explain it to her, knowing she'll be crushed.

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>>10854598
Or you could spare her feelings by fertilizing them. It doesn't have to be incest unless you want it to be. You could always just find her a nice big cock.

>>10854735
>It doesn't have to be incest unless you want it to be.
But why wouldn't you want it to be? As a dad, you must protect her smile. And no guy will ever love her as much as you.

>>10854386
But why

>>10854598
>>It's cute at first, until she gets increasingly upset that they're not hatching.
Harpies are idiots. Just replace the eggs with chicken eggs and watch her smile as they begin to hatch, believing she's a mother. If she asks why the eggs suddenly shrank by 80% overnight, just tell her that it's because they're dehydrated.

>Birb daughteru will never peck around the yard while being followed around wherever she goes by half a dozen cute little yellow chicks.

>>10854824
I can't decide if this is cute or depressing.

>>10854989
Is there a word for when something is both? Like looking at an adorable puppy while also knowing that it's eventually going to die? If not, I vote for "desporable" because it induces despair, but is also adorable.

>>10853871
>>10853881
This isn't a fucking Monster Girl general.

>>10854182
>But Honey feels like she should probably be an Apple kid, because otherwise it feels like she's just kinda randomly there

She could just be an out of left field satyr maybe abandoned and sees the apples as her family. Or another zoo anon snuck in and got fresh with AJs prized pig. I like the abandoned head canon as she keeps her head up high and is always happy and sweet.

>>10854824
That's a cute idea. Can it be changed to Prism?

>>10855172
>prism was a bird the whole time

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>>10855172
Why? Just because she has wings doesn't mean she's a bird. I'm more fond of her being the girl you'd meet at sunday school type anyway.

>>10855327
>This pic
More! Also I like the idea of Prism getting more love. Also is there a story behind this pic?

>>10855327
Why do I get the feeling that they're both going to fuck her later, and that she's going to let them?

>>10855327
What's this? Something from /d/ that isn't bestiality porn, anthro pig shit or the monster harem autism? Amazing!

(You)

>>10855448
They are all acting pretty chummy. Can't tell if they are all platonic pals or rivals for her affection.

>>10855598
Considering it's /d/, they're probably her "friends with benefits". Because when /d/ headcanons, every single satyr girl is a huge slut with about 50 of them, even if they have a boyfriend, and the guys don't care because horses have no concept of fidelity even though that makes no sense.

Because /d/ is a literal cuckold. And I've had the misfortune of knowing enough of those, online and off, to have noticed that trying to pretend it's super normal is a nearly universal trait for them. I think it's a coping mechanism they use to try to hold onto some fragments of their masculinity and self respect, and just pretend like they're not completely pathetic.

Don't think it works too well, since they also seem to be universally passive aggressive.

>>10855374
Yeah.
>like these 3.
>Think d is a pretty cool guy.
>Commission art for the idea that they're friends.
That's pretty much it. Just friends since they were little.

>>10855598
>>10855448
>>10855327

>rivals for her affection.

>"She's interested in me, not you. Why would she ever want to be with a guy that spends all his time alone reading boring, dusty old books about magic so that maybe, just maybe he'll one day be half as good as his sister?"
>Orion's jaw clenches.
>"Oh, and you think she'd be interested in you just because you can swing an axe to chop wood in the sun all day? I think her standards are high enough to exclude anybody that can't count to ten without looking at their fingers."
>Breaking up the impending fight, Prism forces herself between them.
"Boys, stop it! I like both of you, okay? I love muscle-bound hunks and introvert brainiacs equally... especially both at the same time.

I wonder who got which hole at the threesome?

>>10855598
Platonic pals.

>>10855598
I like the idea of them being platonic pals with benefits.

>>10855687
>Don't think it works too well, since they also seem to be universally passive aggressive.
And completely oblivious to the level of their own autism.

>>10856174
>Platonic pals with benefits
Anon I...

>>10856278
Yeah.
Like, I want to clarify that I appreciate all the art he makes, but he's so annoying as a person.
Even Mimicpony is more likable. Because Mimic might be an asshole, but at least he owns up to that.

If it's not his fwb stuff, it's him making backhanded complaints that incest or even just human on pony is popular instead of fwb, satyr on pony, futa or traps. And he completely breaks down when criticized or simply disagreed with. Sometimes going as far to delete his comments over it.

Most notable example was when he wrote that Timber x Sunshine Blossom story for himself and his tranny girlfriend, and people got annoyed first because the use of pronouns or whatever didn't make sense, causing him to, instead of saying "maybe I phrased it poorly", to bring said girlfriend over to start ranting, ending with him running off for a while because he got too butthurt when people started (fairly respectfully) debating the (accurate) nature of transexuality as a mental illness, because it didn't fit the hugbox.

Then there was the time he did the Buoy rape comic, and he got really upset and whined when some people were bothered by it.
Apparently, he missed the memo that when you make controversial shit, you're gonna get flack for it, and you have to roll with the punches.
Now he goes the route of trying to unironically ship the two.

I dunno, /d/ is just by far my least favorite person on all of satyr.
Anyway, finally got my annoyance off my chest. Time for me to stop bitching.

(I'm aware you might have been calling me autistic. If so, you should phrase things less ambiguously.)

>>10855705
Probably shouldn't have brought it to /sad/ then... Sfw has a habit of adopting an N

>>10855374
There is an idea I have
>Grew up together
>Since they're the younger ones, they feel like they have to either live up or do better than their siblings.
>Especially these three considering Utah is being compared to both siblings/cousins, Icarus is said to be fast as a streak of lightning, and Glimmer possibly went rogue.
>>10855448
Because I posted in /sad/ instead of the normal thread.

>>10856589
>(I'm aware you might have been calling me autistic.
No, I was not.

>>10855327
>>10856745
>Utah being this tall
This pisses me off more than it should.
Mistook him for Bucky.

>>10856774
>A muscular and handsome lad being mistaken for the king of laziness

>>10856960
He's a farmboy... With Applejack as his mom. He won't get the luxury of being THAT lazy

>>10856774
Idk why either but I imagined Utah as short too. A manlet.

>>10857061
I have a guess for why.
>Usually drawn really young, or at least before puberty kicks in.
>or drawn by MT

>>10857237
I think the only adult Utah pic we've had by someone without a cartoony style was Tex's pic.
And Tex's Anon is a big burly guy, and satyrs would probably be smaller than normal humans to begin with, so he still looks small.

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>>10856589
Damn, I never really spoke to him on any sort of personal level. Sucks that all the regular artfags left are assholes and Hesh.

>>10857326
So are you guys gonna keep bashing on /d/ and MT until they leave?

>>10857356
Artists come and go, It's not something to twist your panties over. Either someone new will take over or satyr will finally dies. Frankly, I'll accept either outcome.

>>10857356
I doubt they'd stick around knowing the fetishfags are taking potshots at them, for providing FREE art no less

>>10857404
Yeah, and given the history the thread has, doubt we'll get new artists

>>10857356
Normal people are gonna bash on extremely autistic things for as long as you live. Deal with it.

>>10857404
Ah so then you're literally ok with killing satyr and treating artist like shit for things that happened a long time ago and are dead and buried.

So trolls then. Ok.

>>10857427
If >>10856589 is right, I wouldn't be surprised if /d/ ran away over bickering like this. Not sure about MT though.
>>10857470
From all this talk it doesn't sound like it's long ago and buried. I don't keep up with personal lives of drawfags first-hand.

>>10857470
>Ah so then you're literally ok with killing satyr and treating artist like shit for things that happened a long time ago
Incase you have forgotten, Satyr is a part of the MLP fandom. Monster- and fetishfags killed this general a long time ago.

>>10857326
I don't think he's an asshole, he's just incredibly annoying to me.
Kinda just wanted to get it off my chest, really.

DJ's, Sum1, MSOB, One-Over, Hesh, MT and Lazerblues all seem pretty alright.

>>10857356
MT's not bad, her subject matter is hit and miss for my taste, and her personal life has some parallels with /d/'s from what little I know, but she doesn't really have that mope factor about it.

>>10857502
>From all this talk it doesn't sound like it's long ago and buried
It literally happened like a year or more ago. There is no reason to bring it up now aside from just making drama for no reason. And the anon already admitted he doesn't care if the thread dies so he already at this point has no interest in making this thread better.

>>10857606
>And the anon already admitted he doesn't care if the thread dies so he already at this point has no interest in making this thread better.
Are you talking about the ones who keeps turning everything into incest and inbreeding?

>>10857634
He's talking about you, complain-anon.

>>10857959
I'm pretty sure he knows that but as always has to shit post for the most (you)s. Just ignore him, he's once again trying to shit on and kill the thread just because he doesn't personally like it.

>>10858021
>Implying
Let's see... A general that started with family feels and only a moderate amount of incest has now turned into a general that is all about bestiality, fucking your own children and inbreeding. And you call those who doesn't like it when fetishfags pushes inbreeding and other sexual fetishes samefagging shitposters?
Yeah, no. You are the shitposter who is killing the original thread here.

>>10858333
>The same tired bitching and talking points
Yeah you're that shit poster.

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Anyway, we've aired our grievances, and we can't take them back. Hopefully, clearing the air made at least some feel a bit better.

Now it's just the shitposter crying his same tired rants, rather than any actual complaints, be they valid or not. So let's get back to satyrs an' shieet.

>>10858679
Okay, what other satyrs are really close friends?

>>10858715
Cristal and Sterling
Bucky and Sapphire
Mera and Discord's Legs

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>>10858715
Hope became a mentor to Drizzle when she realized how terrible her home life is.
Figured neet satyr could use someone who gave half a shit if she lived or died.

>>10858773
Plus extra special hugs when she's in a bad state help too.

>>10856407
Hey man, being friends with the Princess's son has lots of benefits. Prism hasn't paid for a dental appointment in years.

>>10858773
I wonder if this motivated Drizzle to become a teacher or guidance counselor to other ponies or satyrs.

>>10858396
>Implying
>"Hurr, you're a shitposter if you don't like it when others forces inbreeding into every discussion that pops up and then calls everyone who doesn't like it shitposting samefags"

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>>10858831
Probably guidance councillor. She'd have a lot of experience with what neglect looks like.

>>10858773
If she's still going to school, she isn't really a NEET is she?

>>10862850
True. But she's there because a truant officer dragged her in, I'm sure.

>>10865573
>Filename
Max luck build ya boi.

It begins.
Reminder not to give him the rage he wants.

>>10866842
>>10866842
>>10866842
New thread.