HG
Welcome to the third edition of the totally well coordinated and logistically impressive Johnny Games!
The winner gets to go on a date with your host, Johnny Bravo!***
First Multiple of 4
***= certain restrictions regarding gender apply
>>10745597
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge!
daddy give me cummies!!
>junko
>>10745597
>>10745508
>>10745446
Fufufu...This will be interesting.
>>10745629
No deal.
>>10745597
Let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go!
>>10745597
>>10745380
>>10745578
I like her style, put her in!
>>10745597
Cooler Daniel
>>10745597
Get on with it.
>>10745638
>fufufu
>
cummies.......... dadd............. I will fin them like a ninja in the night
.............................
>junko
Mahiro Fuwa
>>10745629
>>10745670
Redpill me about this meme.
>>10745656
NANI
>>10745597
Wretch
>>10745637
>getting a swap from grimes
You're alright, bud. You're allllright.
>>10745646
>The small knight grabs a chair and clambers up onto it in order to size you up properly.
You! You have my thanks for granting me an opportunity at glory and fame, I thank you from the bottom of my heart and I shall not falter easily this round!
>>10745597
Inkling
>>10745637
Got it.
>>10745646
Sure.
>>10745648
Yes, we get it.
Consider this roster final.
>>10745700
Do you really? I don't think you understand my coolness. I've transcended cool and am now cooler.
AND WE'RE OFF! THE BLOODBATH!
Highly renowned for it's significant lack of blood. Sigh.
>>10745733
It's a big world for a small sized knight out there, I am going to have my work cut out for me.
>>10745733
My black flag with the red eye, I'm gonna force people to do what they hate the most.
>>10745733
Sine I'm in top of the list this means I'm the leader of the elite combat unit. Please refrain from objecting to my decisions as the new leader but there's one thing I want you guys to do and that is serve Justice with pride.
>>10745733
Aaaand done...! Enjoy yourselves with those.
Typical Karen
We've also received reports of illegal kart racing in my Arena. The track has been flooded with oil to deter racers from-and Lord Beerus just ran through it. Fucking idiot.
>>10745779
Wtf, I hate Suz now.
>>10745693
Haha, feisty, I like it!
>Iro slams an easel and canvas down in to place out of goddamn nowhere and shoots a thumbs up.
Go get 'em, tiger, I'll paint up something good if there's a win!
>>10745779
Hmmm...? Is there someone or something there?
>>10745779
...I just remembered, I don't know how to drive.
Oh no, everyone run for their lives!
It's the C O M M O N C O L D
I hope you are all perfectly vaccinated.
>>10745798
Kys Aussa
>>10745779
Wait! This isn't a knife, this is my weaponized, sharp fist!
>She didn't know this was just even worse given the situation of this being a gun fight and the outcome is the same.
>>10745818
>Doremy catches the common cold. She sniffles and coughs.
Urgh...I should have gotten that vaccination...
>Somehow, she dies to the disease.
>>10745779
You couldn't have expected me to win a footrace. Right?!
>>10745798
You'll portray my elegance if I manage to emerge victorious? That sounds like a marvelous idea!
>>10745818
What are you doing? Wait I'm not infec-!
Look at this fucking cat.
>>10745825
Cant, I'm busy.
>>10745860
>>10745818
Well, you know what they say, it's the thought that counts! Hey, if it goes better next time, it'll make for a great underdog tale, though...!
Whoa,would you look at that! We are doing to only eight tributes!
Erm, well, used to be eight.
Penguin has been through these kinds of situations many times. He cannot be fooled.
Also the Mayor should have known better than to trust someone with a smile like that.
>>10745656
>Filename
>Gasp
Is..is it true?
>>10745890
I'm always here anon
>>10745818
Just a little cold anyway.
>>10745888
Really? the only time I can have fun and you take it from me?
>>10745880
I feel embarrassed, ashamed even. I, yet again, manage to fall short. Thank you once more for giving me a chance to succeed where others did not.
THE FEAST!
Wow, that was, uh..uneventful. Everyone was either too busy eating or having private little fun times.
>>10745907
alma come back.
>>10745907
Oh shit.
Am I dreaming? Are you coming back?
>>10745920
This is not the fun I wanted.
After a peaceful slide, there is nothing better than another peaceful slide.
>>10745920
>>10745944
But it was the one you deserved, momma.
post the best
>>10745818
So cool I died from the cold. I'm not cool anymore, I'm ICE FUCKING COLD.
>>10745963
But I'm not even... oh whatever, atleast I have something to shock some people if they talk to me.
>>10745870
I like him! Him? Her? Him.
>>10745913
Can't make a painting without messing with a canvas or two! Burn that humiliation as fuel, keep yourself inspired! Good luck, fancy.
Yuno you here?
I know this is literally your favorite thing to do in the arena, but I advise you to at least pick your partners more carefully.
That girl gets around, I'll tell you that much.
>>10745987
Great, I've got a man to put his thing in me and now this lady did... well... rubbed me a bit... Yeah this is too weird even for me.
>>10745965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTte01kdG_k
NO DON'T DO IT SHE'S GOT SPACE AIDS
Barkis, don't act so surprised. She's the current Johnny Games Champion. Of course her power level is that high!
>>10745965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma-WJUidpRU
>>10745979
I will try to do better next time, I assure you.
>>10746022
I wanna know what the dick that's in Nui's butt smells like.
>>10745888
>You are really starting to hate Willy Wonka over the past 24 hours.
>>10746022
I don't care.
>>10746037
Rather than Nui's ass?
>>10746037
Space AIDS, probably.
Riko's power level is confirmed even further after she demonstrates her Quickdraw skills.
What a Champ!
>skipped some peace cause that's boring
>>10746069
That, too. Haha.
>>10746030
Just take it easy friendo, can't force the mojo to come, it just happens.
...Is that contradictory to what I said just before? Eh, probably. You know what I mean!
>>10746074
...I'm so bored.
Is it possible? Does Riko love me that much she's willing to eliminate the most sadistic being in the arena for my love?
We could be looking at a back-to-back Johnny Games Champ today!
Also, FINAL THREE!
>>10746120
F for penguin
He was so depressed.
>>10746120
Great I can act like the good guys when I murder my past lover and some girl.
>>10746089
I know exactly what you were implying. May I ask for your name? It would be easier for me to converse with you if I knew what to call you.
Oh, Riko. Abusing your power level to try to cheat death. I gotta say I'm dissapointed.
And it looks like we have a winner!
>>10746142
Irotsuki, it means "With Color"! Oh, but my friends just call me Iro. Hi~.
>>10746193
Oh how sweet, he fell asleep, maybe he thought he could have another go at me.
THE WINNER IS...Me?
Me? Is that your name. Anywho, congratulations to Me and everyone else who pathetically failed at stealing my heart.
Hold on a second, champ. How old are you?
>>10746222
Well considering what happened to me for the past few days, I'm old enough.
>>10746233
Sounds good to me, momma! I'm gonna take you to a fine restaurant and then I'll figure out something after my advisers analyze the validity of your claim. Congratulations!
Oh, and here's the placements.
>>10746222
Congratulations, Me. Thanks for hosting, Johnny.
>>10746254
Yes thanks for hosting, who are we gonna eat?
>>10746210
Irotsuki huh? I'll keep that in in mind. You may address me as Charlotta, or whatever else you deem fit as long as it isn't demeaning.
>>10746222
Well fought winner, and thank you for giving us the opportunity.
>>10746254
Thanks for hosting Johnny, you're alright in my book
Don't come to hg tomorrow
Here have some points.
>>10746268
Well, momma I was thinking some nice italian and then some-
Hold on a moment did you just say who
>>10746222
Congrats to Me and thanks for the game Johnny!
>>10746301
What? I thought you loved treating ladies to other ladies?
>>10746254
Ouch I'm almost last place. I should be glad I didn't end in last one at least AND I'm near a demonlien god I guess.
KILL
YOURSELF
AUSSHIT
>>10746316
This
>>10746222
Ooooh, funky-looking. 'Grats!
Thanks for this pretty little somethin-something, host man.
>>10746278
I'd call you Char, but I don't think it fits you. That kinda name screams "red" to you too, right?
>And immediately switching tracks again she sticks out a hand without even thinking about it, grinning like an idiot.
You look like a friend enough!
>>10746254
>Johnny hosting.
Aw snap. Nice doing.
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Who here #GonnaShitpostSAWIntoTheDirt ?
>>10746222
>>10746254
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host.
>>10746312
Well, um, this is awkward...Hey but we can stay here! There are lots of delicious corpses in the Arena for the both of us!
>Johhny leads Me back inside to the entrance of the Arena.
>He suddenly turns back and runs to the gates, pressing the button to instantly shut them closed
PHIL! RELEASE THE GAS! NOW NOW NOW!
>i'll have your wincard in a bit
>>10746222
Congrats, me! I knew you were gonna win!
>>10746353
I'm gonna shitpost if I feel like it. I'm not gonna shitpost if I don't. If I do it's not gonna be too bad, just me fucking with people when I figure out who they are.
>>10746315
Hi almost last place, I'm dad. Can I fuck your butt?
https://pastebin.com/YhXH7qG3
>>10746361
Hm, I don't he likes little girls.
>>10746353
Right here senpai
>>10746379
I still have 1,095 points? Does this mean I was at 1,100 before this game? Awwo.
>>10746324
...Char is fine just don't make me feel like a child when you call me such.
>The tiny woman reaches upwards and outwards with her smaller than normal hand and takes your own into it, shaking gently.
A pleasure I suppose.
>>10746379
>All those literally whos
HG is dead.
>>10746402
>random stick figure female
>literally who
Get a load of this chump.
>>10746254
>Thanks for hosting
>>10746393
>Update: 7/30/2017 12:00 AM
Only 1 update a day
>>10746382
Here you go.
>>10746402
If you think about it, it's possible to enter a filler, get a massive kill count in one game and then never enter again and you could hold a top 10 spot.
SAW will be a shitfest. Screencap this.
>>10746452
That's essentially how Saki remained at the top forever. 13 kills on her way to win a Gauntlet.
SAW will be a shitfest and nobody will be surprised. Screencap this.
>>10746452
That's the problem of having a system like this with no point decay for inactivity.
>>10746394
Well that just means I gotta avoid comparing you to my little sister then huh? That'd be weird anyways, haha!
>Iro on the other hand has loads of ENTHUSIASM behind her shake as she clasps Charlotta's hands with both of her own, not quite masking the sound of her growling stomach as she talks.
I think I like you, I'm gonna have to try doing a portrait of you at some point. You dress super-fancy.
Tributes when?
>>10746450
Thanks, I'll catch you later now.
>>10746379
>Barely moved in the past three days
I really need to get it together.
SAW is shitposting grounds confirmed. You've been warned.
Shitposting
Avas
Weekend
>>10746469
A necessary evil.
>>10746483
Autist would complain about it and shit it up. Then Hoshi would join and just make it worse.
Aron is a spic shitposter.
>>10746469
12 not 13
>>10746487
...Little sister? If you are requiring nourishment then I shouldn't have to advise you to go and fill your gut as you please. As for my choice of wear it is only natural for a knight captain to dress up as such. I have to look the part you know?
I believe I must cut this conversation short for now, I have errands I must run. Please forgive me and it was a pleasure making your acquaintance. Safe travels and may luck be on your side.
>>10746525
Really? I could have sworn it was 13...
>>10746528
What, I can't have one? I'm just lettin' her have a little alone time back home! Even you're taller than her though, she's teeensy. And here I thought knights were done and over with!
>She shoots a thumbs-up as she turns back to her easel.
You have fun out there!
>>10746483
I plan to address the issue of inactive players if I see that it becomes a legitimate problem
Post who'd you kiss.
Hardcore mode: you have to use your current ava to kiss the person if they are here.
>>10746559
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/trash/image/1492/48/1492484704905.jpg
Also Saki remained in the top for a while because she kept winning, even after that game
>>10746582
But for what purpose
>>10746587
For fun.
>>10746582
hanbei
on the dick
>>10746582
I've kissed a lot of ladies, too many to name to be honest.
I'm sure there's a list out there somewhere.
>>10746582
Rika
>>10746582
>Nobody wants to give you the kissu
>>10746582
>IC? Uhh, shit, I have no idea. Are there any current female avas like Zer0, i.e. witty assassin/swordswoman characters?
>>10746584
>Well, damn. You remember my own games better than I do.
>When you get a small win streak going
Is there a better feeling?
>>10746608
Len.
>>10746607
>Kissu
>>10746608
Len
>>10746608
I've seen a lot of games with 12 but never with 13 or more
>>10746608
Len
>>10746619
>>10746626
>>10746643
>
>>10746627
>Back when I was on neo-/b/ (I'm sure Len can testify), someone put Jontron in a 24 I think it was.
>He got 17 kills.
>>10746607
You wanna form a No Kissu Club?
>>10746626
That kissu didn't look legit...
>>10746582
Emi's butthole
>>10746617
Yes. When you get a Justice streak going.
>>10746582
Hmm...Bear with me a moment.
>>10746600
>Doremy appears and gives a surprise kissu. She quickly vanishes after.
>>10746649
kiss you wife or I will take your life
>>10746626
>Le gasp
The dream came true.
>>10746649
I might've been that jontron desu. Was it a code or just a regular HG game?
>>10746582
Inkling's butthole
>>10746658
I was giving it my best.
>>10746652
>Kissu
no no kissu groups allowed.
>>10746666
What's a justice streak?
>>10746671
Uhhhhh, okay.....
Wait a second you can't just do that, lady you sho-
Oh, she's already gone.
I don't get paid enough to deal with this
>Bathtub man goes back to daydreaming about his life choices in his bubbly bathtub
>>10746696
running around naked while screaming JUSTICE.
>>10746686
Bruh drop it, you're not that jontron.
>walks inside of you
>>10746696
It's when you serve Justice over and over again, in a streak. A Justice streak is also well known as karma.
>>10746703
>>10746713
But can it be done while naked?
>>10746712
cute
>>10746712
>>10746718
>steals your hair clip
>>10746673
>SHE'S NOT MY WIFE
>>10746686
>Unless you're FrogTron from /b/, there's no way it was you.
>>10746617
>I got two wins in a row within my first two weeks here and a got way too excited about it
It's the best feeling.
>>10746694
T-thanks Ruby...
>>10746747
I ship it.
>SAW ava material Season 1 finished
>957 pictures
I think I have a problem
>>10746719
I guess you can if you want... You can be a super naked Hero if you really, really have the urge. As long as Justice is served and you have pure intentions in your heart I don't think there's a problem.
>>10746731
BAKANA!
>Karen look sat the faceless man as he runs away with her hair clip. She decides to chase him and hopefully kick him in the butt.
>>10746738
>Try 2 back-to-back wins on not only two different threads, not only two different boards, but two different Chans entirely.
>>10746617
>Tfw won a game every month this year except July
>Tfw my ava's secret real name is Len
>>10746735
Be nice to your little asian cat wife, Buttbloody
>>10746756
Catch me if you can
>Stands on a manhole cover and suddenly disappears.
>>10746755
Yeah, you could have used that time on something much more useful, like .....learning how to plumb.
I can hook you up with a psychiatrist.
>>10746757
Jesus Christ, save some pussy for the rest of us man.
>walks into the thread
>suddenly everyone thirsts after me
>>10746788
>insert aikawa image here
>>10746738
>>10746757
>Tfw won three times in a row when I entered in my first days
>Tfw my favorite avafag said we have a winning machine
It was a nice feeling.
>>10746788
I don't like blondes though
>>10746771
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
HEROES IN A HALF SHELL
TURTLE POWER
>>10746792
Is he still your favorite avafag?
>>10746800
I've got a bunch of favorites now, he's still one of them.
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>>10746788
Ok Ahri
>tfw paycheck arrived
what do I buy
>>10746771
OH!
>She looks at the man as he disappears while standing on the manhole, Karen doesn't hesitate to run after him and instantly jumping in the hole in hope to get a clue of where he's going.
>>10746827
SMT IV
>>10746840
what platforms is it on
>>10746753
>Pls nyo.
>>10746757
>Try one win that you vaguely remember! Wait...
>>10746847
Three Dee Ess
Honk honk
>>10746827
>implying HGfags work
Buy yourself a life.
>>10746861
Then it has to wait.
>>10746864
>fades out of existance
>>10746783
>Swimming in pussy
>as a result of HG?
>Oh boy, do I wish.
>>10746792
>I remember the days when I used to win twice in a row, and once almost thrice.
>I remember the days when I used to win.
>>10746856
>I entered Zer0 in a Dynamite Game once, took a nap, and came back to TND asking where the hell I was since I won, lol.
>>10746827
Splatoon 2
I don't even have a secret ava yet
>>10746917
I don't have any Nintendo consoles
to be honest I don't have any consoles
There is more stuff to buy than videogames, right?
>>10746926
no
videogames is the only thing
buy a switch and splatoon2
>>10746929
That's some agressive marketing you've got there.
>>10746942
good
now buy them
>>10746955
No.
>>10746960
Yes.
>>10746966
No.
Roll dubs and if you do you can force any ava to kiss you
>Money to buy all the video games I want
>Don't have any free time to play them and even when I do, I'm too tired because of work
Nice fucking life.
>>10746970
Yes.
>>10746827
Like a shit load of Mann Co. Keys.
>>10746879
Are you kidding? How could the ladies not be falling all over you after such accomplishments like killing a bunch of people as a tiny goat boy on an Italian dessert discussion board.
>>10746879
>Oh I forgot that TND used to frequent here. Still surprises me to see their name every now and again.
>>10746979
I'm not going to buy a console for a game of which the genre I do not enjoy
Oneshot games?
>>10746987
But it's not like the others of it's genre
it's actually fun
>>10746996
BANG!
>>10746996
You better mean a code based on pic related.
Luci stop shilling
>>10746997
Yeah, and Hitler said he wouldn't invade Czechoslovakia.
>>10747003
Yes, any interest in this?
First 36
>>10747007
Dood
it's motherfucking splatoon
it's way better than all the shitty shooters
you literally win by shooting the floor
and don't forget about all the other great games coming out for switch
>>10747024
BABY EVISCERATOR
>>10747024
Bathtub Man
>>10747024
Gascoigne
>>10747012
>any intrest in this
fucking yes
do it you beautiful motherfucker
>>10747024
Ruby Gloom
>>10747024
Lord Beerus
>>10747024
Mouse Princess
>>10747024
Ken-Sama
>>10747044
Got it
>>10747044
no fuck you lol
>>10747024
Zer0
>>10746981
>TINY GOAT WAS A MISTAKE
>>10746982
>He's a good guy. We still talk occasionally. He introduced me to some pretty rad punk bands.
>>10747024
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10747024
Eric Andre
>>10747029
Stop shilling, Reggie.
>>10747024
Araragi Karen
>>10747024
perro caca
>>10747029
even if I got it I wouldn't play with you
>>10747024
Inkling
>>10747024
Aron
>>10747024
Quartz Quadrant
>>10747024
Malem
ANIKI I NEED YOU
>>10747024
Lana's mother
>>10747074
You'll never stop my shilling power
>>10747024
Reggie
>>10747024
Vinny
>>10747024
Etna
>>10747024
Star Butterfly
>>10747069
>Yeah I know him, helped me get into rping.
>>10747110
Holy shit
Somebody get Todd Howard
>>10747024
Barkis
>>10747024
Yoko Littner
>>10747084
W-why not?
>>10747024
I
>>10747024
Leo
Corvo Attano
>>10747127
You honestly come over as a shill to me, you're not backing why the game is fun or why it's a good game for it's genre. You should learn to respect the preferences of others.
>>10747024
Todd Howard
>>10747024
Gabe The Glue Man Degrossi
>>10747147
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>>10747174
You just got baited!
>>10747024
Yokoon litter
>>10747184
>>10747184
Who the fuck are you?
3 more.
>>10747222
the late, the great doraemon no. 1 fan
>>10747222
Nana
If relief is what you seek
Stop by the childrens orphanage and take a leak!
>>10747222
Doom
>>10747222
Ryan
>>10747222
Elias Ainsworth
>>10747252
skeleton
>>10747244
Okay Oblivion ytpoop we get it
That makes my job a helluva lot easier.
5 minutes for any swaps or corrections!
>>10747276
>This shitty roster
The only good ava in there is Corvo.
>>10747276
swap
>>10747054
>>10747252
>tfw ava is a pussy magnet
>>10747276
>>10747156
>>10747252
Here you go. Just remember to grab a copy of one of my incredible games after all this.
>>10747222
Irotsuki
>>10747276
Looks decent. Let's get on with this.
>>10747292
Ouch.
>>10747276
>Swap todd for >>10747311 then.
>>10747292
At least post with your ava, corvo
WTB Shekel Games code.
>>10747276
I'm ready.
>>10747292
>Reggie
>shit
What the fuck did you just say about my husbando you little shit?
>>10747276
Get on with it.
>>10747329
if you're asking a question, you have to use a question mark
>>10747299
>>10747322
Done!
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>10747346
>WTB something.
>question
???
>>10747299
>>10747310
ty
>>10747322
Heeey, thanks! Guess I need to go paint some mountains!
>>10747354
>want to buy something
>not a question
>>10747350
>>10747350
You may have found me without my sword, but don't think I am without a weapon.
>>10747350
>dead in BB
KISAMA
>>10747361
>wtb
>want to buy
>not willing to buy
???????
>>10747350
What the... Is this some kind of Disney parody movie? I'm going to need more than some mice poison to get rid of that thing!
7350
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>>10747350
Did we hit something? Nah I'm pretty sure it was just a tree branch or something
>Leo continues to floor it
>>10747387
still a question
Hard times, indeed.
Do you two see anyone you know? If so, my condolences.
Dicks. She's-She's drawing-SHE'S FUCKING DRAWING DICKS! What else would she doodle?!
>>10747350
Shit, what the hell was that? I think I ran over another raccoon, oh goddammit!
>>10747402
WTB means I'm buying.
This is the last (You) from me.
>>10747350
Lets see here...
>The Inkling rummages through the boxes to find something of use. The first thing she pulls out is an anime girl mask.
Trash.
>The Inkling throws it behind her and keeps looking through the boxes
Ooh, this looks neat!
>The Inkling pulls out a few grenades, and stuffs them in her pockets
>>10747409
What kind of show would a host learn to fight like that? You took all those guys out!
>>10747409
I have no words.
>>10747421
Then you should've said "I WTB"
>>10747409
Assassinations, corruption, what the hell is this "drug" thing anyway. This will help my investigation a lot, thank you two for helping me uncover this.
>>10747409
And people say I'M bad at video games, look at my team right here!
>>10747444
anon i'm not him but that sentence works either way
>>10747444
Now you're just ashamed to admit you're wrong. WTB (name of item) (price) is how you do it.
>>10747448
nice rp
>>10747409
What are we even trying to accomplish here? We're fucking doomed man, look around you!
I don't even know how to use a gun, let's just find a way out
>>10747409
Looks like those two years of music school are finally starting to pay off.
The one weapon you manage to not have in your stupidly large ink arsenal.
...It's just a bathtub with wheels, isn't it?
Perro caca es un pedazo de mierda.
>>10747444
Thats not how its working. Like Jude said. wtb mean that you want to buy. If you asking if people wanna buy then you say wts which means want to sell.
>>10747478
Traitor, you can't leave us all behind! If we get out this alive I'll make sure you'll end up in Coldridge Prison for the rest of your life!
>>10747478
No no no no! Come back here you little shit! Bad dog! Very bad dog!
>>10747478
How do you forget the fuckin saw? You're opening all my boxes, you shitter.
>praise my rp pls. isn't it nice?
>Jude Defense Force exists.
>>10747478
Hold on, I got it somewhere..
>The Inkling tries looking in her pockets to find it, but to no avail. She awkwardly chuckles when she doesn't find it and her team is glaring at her
W-Well, Atleast we got time to get to know each other more..
>>10747478
>Bathtub man grabs his phone and presses one of the speeddials
Hello, Mr. Goldstein?
How much money do I have left in my bank account, I was thinking of buying a new car.
I'm almost bankrupt, you say? Why didn't you warn me before I bought half a million dollar worth of bath salts!
Fine, scedule some more movies then, I guess the vacation is ending early.
You know what, that's just retribution for forgetting the saw like a dumbass last time.
By the way, to brace yourselves in advance, a certain person is about to show up, and take the lives of all but 8 of you. Cross your fingers and hope you're one of the lucky ones, because...
>>10747544
What the hell are you doing in my bathroom?
SEGA
>>10747478
>Leo tucks in her lips and grimaces, trying her best not to yelp in pain in front of everyone
>>10747544
This truck is a real pigsty....but we gotta do what we gotta do right?
>>10747409
BRRRRRING MY MY FANCY CUP!
>>10747478
I can do that? I mean, I can totally do that! I just never wanted to.
>>10747544
I thought you drove cars!?Haha, I never learned how anyways!
>>10747565
>>10747544
Hold my shit Karen, I'll meet you at the randevu point.
>fuckin runs off into the sewers
>>10747544
So... Uhhh.. are you guys gonna help, or are we still stuck on how I forgot the saw? It was a one time thing, alright? I promise it's not gonna happen again if you help.
HERE COMES THE POLICE CAPTAIN!
>Jude avas Corvo once and doesn't shitpost
>You guys still manage to shitpost about fucking WTB
>>10747601
FIRE IN THE HOLE
>As the grenade bounces back, Bathtub man's life flashes over him before the explosion obliterates him
>>10747601
>The Inkling just glares at the stupid dog before she is blown up
Nice job, ya stupid mu-
>>10747613
>complaining after "shitposting" after it stops
Christ, alright, that happened. Let's see who's left after that during this peace.
>>10747613
>Implying Jude won't shitpost anymore
>Implying Jude's RP isn't one liners
Oop! Just like that, it's the Feast!
Only one death, though. That's a tad disappointing.
In fact, there's more death on this day than the Feast. Weird.
What's even weirder is...that it all ends NEXT SLIDE! Place your bets, and cross your fingers, because the police captain is back with a vengeance!
>>10747668
I guess you could say, it was DOOMED from the start!
>>10747695
MOOOOOOOOOM
>>10747695
REGGIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpJAblSqoDI
>>10747699
Boooooo.
>>10747727
>Black pics
The fuck
Why do people blotch out the last slide now?
>>10747739
So you have to open the thumbnail to know who dies.
Congratulations to...STAR BUTTERFLY!
Your wincard will be out ASAP!
>>10747739
MS Paint handiwork.
>>10747740
E-Z spoiler system.
>>10747740
Suspense
>>10747601
>Leo manages to disarm most of the officers, but tries her best not to injure them for they were just doing their job.
You got the wrong person, there's bad guys out there that need catching, go!
>>10747648
Shame we can't stop and pick up that nice leather jacket...oh well I guess we should worry more about getting through this alive. Wait...why am I talking to a cat?
>>10747668
Listen kitty! We shouldn't use guns! Let me confiscate all these bullets!
>>10747695
>Leo sees a Mercedes Benz C111 on the showroom floor, her mouth completely drops to the floor in awe.
One of a kind...and it's here! I-I got to have it!
>>10747727
Help! I can't see! I told you I'm not a crook!
>She unknowingly runs into the cop's line of fire!
But first, the Placements, followed by the Summary.
>>10747695
>Sorry if I'm just being stupid, but how did I die?
>>10747540
>Tfw I used to carry 100-pounds sacks of bathsalt around for a week
Thanks for reminding me. My back still hurts thinking about it.
>>10747756
Not really
>>10747749
>>10747756
So I'll be shitposted if I don't blotch it out?
>>10747765
...
Ma'am...
>>10747781
Nooooo, it's only really a thing Reigen and Hoshi did before I started doing it. You don't have to.
>>10747749
>Oh fuck me I'm dumb.
Thanks for the game!
>>10747763
>Thanks for hosting dude
>>10747765
>uh
>>10747781
Only idiots blotch it out
>>10747789
>being a hoshidog again
Shitposting a shitposter makes you a worse shitposter than whoever you're shitposting.
Quick reminder for the dumb faggots who think they're doing the threads a favor.
>>10747765
You're being very stupid.
>congratulates the baka by petting her
>>10747763
Thanks for the game.
>>10747763
Woah, thanks for hosting dude.
We could use more of guys like you around here.
>>10747773
Well, you're doing God's work, dude.
Think of the bigger image, the countless people supplied with bathsalts because of men like you.
But I feel sorry about your back though, I can hook you up with a masseuse.
>>10747812
Translation: If I shitpost you better shut the fuck up because you're not allowed to say shit. Only I get to do it.
>>10747791
>>10747799
>>10747820
>>10747824
>Thanks for playing!
>>10747807
>m8 u wot
>>10747763
Thanks for the game
>>10747763
OH SHIT I FORGOT TO THAANK YOU FUCK
>>10747845
Typical response from a dumb faggot. You shitpost shitposters even when they're not doing anything because you seriously believe you're helping the community by doing so.
You're not only worse than them, but you're also shitting up the threads way more than they ever could.
Holy shit, are you guys really on page 6?
New fucking thread when?
>>10747799
>>10747820
I'M SORRY OKAY!?
>When someone does good RP with a fucking porn character
>Meanwhile you cannot ava even if your life depended on it
>>10747899
Specify, faggot. You never said anything about shitposting them while they're not doing anything.
>>10747908
WOAH WOAH WOAH.
>Bathtub Man quickly walks to this person and wispers in his ear
Dude, don't use the P-word here, kids are watching.
Shitposters shitposting to help the community end up making more damage than the shitposters shitposting for fun.
Funny isn't it ?
>>10747899
shitposting = fine
shitposting a shitposter = not fine
>>10747908
Same. Just try to ignore your insecurities. They will make you post one liners out of fear of failure, which in turn keeps you insecure.
>>10747870
>>10747897
>Thank you two as well.
>>10747900
>When you make it, Dach.
>>10747870
Do you have this pic?
>>10747939
but isn't everyone a shitposter?
If everyone is a shitposter, that means every time you shitpost, you shitpost a shitposter, and shitposting shitposters is not fine.
and since shitposting means shitposting a shitposter the only way to stop shitposting shitposters it to stop shitposting, as this will stop shitposters shitposting shitposters
>>10747915
You've already lost when you've stepped down to their level. If a shitpost didn't get any (You)s, it wouldn't do any harm.
But then comes retards like you, laughably trying to fend them off by giving them exactly what they want, while you're hurting the very thing you're trying to protect.
>Right, I got time. Anybody else gonna host, or am I free to go?
>>10747908
It's a dude in a bath tub who is works as a "video star" there's not really much character he needs to be strict with.