JOI/JOE Thread #47 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, An

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Will post some new caps soon, sorry for the wait. You know who you guys are. ;)

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>>10741266
A part two for this please. Have this pony princess get knocked up

>>10741280
Worth considering with an image like that.

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bump for Hekapoo story.

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Amalia and Pandiego have too much to drink and their loud laughter turns to whispers as they get ideas and try to sneak a fuck in the corner of a still busy bar.

Is requesting scat captions ok?

>>10741861
They aren't bannable, but expect everyone to shit on it for your tastes

>>10741892
Well that's good since it's my fetish anyways, right?

Honestly it was more a question for the captioners, no sense it posting something if no one would be remotely interested in writing for it.

>>10741759
those panda men are hideous

>>10742043
But the girls love them

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Requesting a JOI where Bubblegum is teasing the viewer about how big her tits are and how she bets they really want to fuck her. Then in the second half it's Bubblegum getting fucked hard, unable to think about anything but cocks, losing her mind to how good she's getting fucked.

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Requesting a caption based on this pic. Wonder how a girl would feel being trapped in a full Nelson position, her undies out to the world and delicious legs open for fun caressing.

Perhaps a few watchers can come and touch her as she struggles, particularly her leg, midriff, thighs and panties, making her squirm and struggle...

Girl's name is Blizzaria if I remember

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>>10741213
Requesting a caption of Undyne getting dicked for the first time and loving it.

>>10741213
This is great, we need more like this

Requesting Nika sharkeh. Starts with some teasing and joking around, and winds up turning into rough play and her semi forcing you to rub one out all over her.

Yes.

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>>10742919
Ahh for fuck sakes. Forgot image :l

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I want something with this one as well. But I'm not to sure what would go good with the image.

4 on 1?

>>10742924
Aw yis

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Requesting a dominant bimbo caption.
You've been sent to the prison school as punishment for manufacturing and distributing body and mind altering bimbofication drugs. You managed to drug Meiko before being captured, but she has managed to maintain most of her mental faculties and willpower and as such still holds her position. She has since become fixated on you and uses her influence and new bimbo body to turn you into her personal cum dispenser.

>>10744095
shorks son

>>10742924
>>10742937
this artist is such cancer. They always do tease shit and never any porn or even nudity

>>10742043

>Focusing on the Pandawa

I mean, Amalia's right there. Plus the Pandawa women are smokin'. Men have to be butterfaces.

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Pretty quiet this night uh?

>>10745771
actually relatively recently they started showing some nudity

>>10749585
isn't that tailsrulz or whatever? https://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/tailsrulz/

I see no nudity

>>10749715
Nope, mctrancefox it says. Tailsrulz doesn't do porn

>>10749715
Just search macmegagerc on e621

>>10751335
that's actually really good, I thought it was tails

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From the last thread. You just finished fucking a goblin whore and you are quickly ready for another round. The goblin heard how perverted humans are from her friends and is delighted to see that it's true, understanding why her friends now live with humans and deciding to live with you. Your house is going to smell like cum

>>10752429
I'd be on this in a heartbeat if it weren't for the dick...
Which is odd, considering my usual tastes.

>>10752454
>if it weren't for the dick...
That's legit the best part about it, otherwise it'd be more generic goblin junk

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Posting Ivara from last thread. Had a rough day at work, but I'm glad I've got the next couple days off.

>>10752589
so you're saying "the dick makes it better"? (ok i'll admit that was kinda bad)

>>10753959
of course it does

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Requesting something done with this please

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girlfriend turns into a trap infront of you but still wants you to fuck her. what will you do?

>>10752630
For the third time
I still second this

reposting my request,
could anyone make a caption for this image from the perspective of a male master commanding his pet (the pet being the reader) to breed the pet-girl in the image?

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>>10757787
this image I mean.

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>>10757104
Get disappointed. Punch him in the balls then stomp on his neck. You won't allow the witch to live, especially one who always knew I am not into this shit oversaturating /d/ and similar so my now-ex girlfriend certainly done this to spite and betray me.

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What's the thing you like the most and least in JOI pics?

For me, the best pics are the ones where a cute girl actually uses her body (pussy etc) to make one come, asks cutely for one to cum - whether from position of temptress or a needy, submissive slut - and described how nice, tight and devoted to feel great she is. Bonus points for possesive overtones in how she will always use her body to make my balls dry or that she will fuck me quick and hard till I'll be completely satisfied.

What I dislike, aside from stuff that's just not my kink (especially the oversized genitalia, boobs and asses making the bodies look disfigured and pathologically obese) I dislike how it's suggested I just came after few licks, touches. The dialogue and description doesn't have to be long but when the girl just started and after line of comment on my dick she already expects me to cum it's kinda meh. Same with cringy praising of the cock and telling me how wonderful, big and thick it is and horny it makes the girl - it's like that eyerolling, blatant bullshit girls sometimes throw at the guys when they think they have complexes about the size.
The last thing I hate is when it's supposedly mind-numbing sex but suddenly the girl goes into detailed, clear, detached description of how I move, what good spots I am hitting and how in light of these development I am not currently providing her with great, intense pleasure likes of which she never experienced before and how my cock is so much better than any other. That's just retarded and makes me imagine bored look of a girl who reads from some script.

What about you, anons?

>>10741280
And preferably not mess it up like that shit "sequel"

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Requesting something nice with this gem.

>>10757806
Seconding

>>10749118
Yup

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I'll request something with PB, looks like she's having fun watching something

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Requesting she hulk as the viewers mom cosplaying as the viewer's favorite superhero and telling you to cum between her breasts and if possible have her use mommy a lot

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Requesting a gentle femdom-related caption for this. An amazon-mistress archetype, so to speak, with breast worship too. Very demanding yet loving, treating you like a toy while also giving a hint of care towards you.

It's basically been a very boring day for her, and you're called out of your room and into the kitchen to find her waiting. Everything else is up to the caption maker.

>>10761696
Seconded. Someone please do this. I will give you the key to the city if you do.

>>10761696
Thirded.

>>10742204
More cows

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>>10761696
Oh, and here's the alternate pic for those interested.

>>10764354
>worse pic*

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>>10757182
>>10752630

>Just got into Warframe recently
>Starting to see what all the fuss is about.

Not that it matters too much, but I'd appreciate it too. Ivara..or Nyx.

>>10758360
you have autism you dumb cunt

>>10764508
L-lewd...

>>10764400
Sorry, not everyone likes the version where it looks like her boobs are melting.

>>10764535
Calm down

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First time doing something like this, decided to give >>10761696 a shot since I'm all about those big ol' titties.

Good enough, I hope?

>>10767238
It's perfect, thanks anon!

>>10741759
Second

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>>10764508
Worship the Booty. Love the Booty.

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>>10764508
If you're going to do this picture at least use the uncensored version

>>10767763
No bulli the anon

>>10741280
>>10741400
>>10759045

This

>>10768564
...fuck you... *sniffle*

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>>10768564
I came here to fap not to feel

>>10768564
where can I find the full pic and not that cropped one in the caption there? I have been trying to find it since the last thread and am having some difficulty in doing so.

>>10769532
you can do both anon. not that hard.
captions usually dont have to be pornographic.

>>10767238
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT'S HOT AS HELL

>>10764354
mmm

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Requesting a bimbofication caption with this vixen trying to fight the urges accompanying her new body.

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>>10768564
Cool, guess now's a good time to end it all anyway.

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>>10775347

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>>10768564
fuck

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>>10773452
Why must all bimbofication material I come across HAVE to include non-consensual/mind death/personality death elements? What if I just want a naturally air-headed sloot that's genuinely happy to see me? Can't I just have that?

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more cow captions

>>10776072
Yeah man agreed. I'm into hypno and same problem

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>>10769594

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>>10776281
It's an older one, but I did a caption for this image a while back.

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>>10777138
another one

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>>10777169
anudder

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>>10777177
last one

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>>10777180
This... this sounds really comfy.

>>10776281
>"Dammit, little bro! You can't just go around using your fucking magical future-science to just up and turn our mom and our aunt into perpetually-horny cow girls! And I don't care if they came onto you first once you completed the procedure, you have no excuse for knocking them both up. Does the word 'incest' mean nothing at all to you?"
>"So what if they need to be pregnant in order to produce milk? As your big sister, I have to take responsibility for this. You're going to be in so much trouble when dad gets ho-"
>"You've made HOW MUCH money selling their milk!?"
>"Jeez, mom and auntie sure do love that milking machine..."
>"...M-Me next?"

>>10776072
>>10773452
Requesting an air headed slut enjoying her new tits.

>>10764535
You seem to have worse if it was enough to rile you.

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>>10777518

No more gay pics?

Seriously?

This straight shit does absolutely nothing for me.

>>10777177
this one is really good

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Anyone have that one with the chick cosplaying as a dark elf or something? I'm reminded of it looking through this thread, but I can't remember the details of it.

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>>10779129
Here you are, my good man.

>>10779317
y'know I don't remember it being like this, but it's still super hot. Thanks anon.

>>10742718
seconded, we ever have an animated joi before?

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>>10779561
A couple.

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>>10779655

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>>10779672

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requesting some story with this zombie girl
like how shes so eager, how she feel and hungry for sex

>>10778552
tooooooooooo bad

>>10781017
man that pic kills it for me

>>10777180
you know theres a bigger version of it right?

>>10776702
THANK YOU VERY MUCH SIR ANON

>>10778552
Be the change you want to see in the world, anon. That, or post a pic/idea and let someone else do all the heavy lifting. Either way, just make sure you post good pics. I can't stand seeing JOIs with shit art.

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>MFW reading all those cow-captions while drinking my hot milk of every night

>>10784501
comfy af senpai

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>tfw no more hand holding captions

Will the FBI and police throw down my door if I post this?

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Well? What are you waiting for, a signed invitation? Get to work on eating her ass! If you do a good enough job, you can fuck her ass too

>>10786761
damn
chubby and love, my only weakness

>>10778552
Then go to a straight camp and fix it or take some medication for that mental illness

>>10786761
Awww

>>10781017
fucking perfect

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Requesting a Sangheili milf in heat ordering a low-ranking Covenant soldier to satisfy her in a begrudging and embarrassed manner.

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requesting a latios and latias competing/arguing with eachother over who sucks their trainer's dick the best

>>10789864
tempting...

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Homo-bump caption

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>>10786761
>ywn have a nervous wreck of a chubby waifu try to be dominant and cutely fail

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You live in lamia territory and you have been told not to feed the lamia multiple times. But the way she moves her hips, the way her scales and jewelry shimmer and her smooth sensual voice...you just cant help it!

>>10786761
Fun fact: the clitoris of the female hyena is shaped and positioned like a penis, which is larger then the male hyena's penis.

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Make a caption.

>>10793502
What purpose does it serve, biologically?

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>>10794724
Be more specific with those requests, please.

>>10795051
Nice, it's perfect thank you

>>10767763
This artist is a god

>>10758360
I prefer them short and sweet desu
Unfortunately that rarely ever happens, so I have to settle for novels.
I agree with the cock praising, it gets to be a bit much at times and seems a little silly sometimes. My favorite caption I saw here isn't even on the booru I think, I looked through the entire fucking thing too lmao.

>>10795051
That is a caption.

>>10795199
Which one is it? You've got me curious now...

Wew lad

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Damn, a quiet night uh?

>>10802480
We hiatus now. New captions soon(tm).

>>10771690
YES

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Y'all remember that virgin killer sweater meme from some months back? Well Insomni looks very good in it. A little too good.
...
So good that it does fuck all to hide her huge ass crack, so you give her fat ass a slap and slip your hand in that big crack to finger her pussy and ass to her utter surprise until she cums. Big focus on those large fingers stimulating and pistoning her asshole and vagina. Maybe even give that ass a few smacks while its being fingered by the other hand. She'd probably (playfully) call you a dirty pervert for taking such initiative onto her opening like that until her juices make a complete mess of your hands

>>10794813
Makes rape damn near impossible, because you need to position pretty accurately to even get in (usually a little tricky even for both willing partners)

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>>10794477
I dig ones like this. I dig those dubs too.
Any similar ones?

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/r/ing something with Giffany.
Possibly something with her stripping down and helping anon jerk off as a latch ditch attempt to keep him from uninstalling her. Bonus points for crazy yandere implications.

>>10804538
Seconding this.

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Reposting this request

Requesting this
She really needs you to cum on her food and in her coffee because her usual source isn't around and it helps her stay awake through the day knowing she is drinking semen all day

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Req. Judy hops being racist against this guy
while abusing her power by implying that she can have said human be kicked out of zootopia cause might "find" some contraband in his pants but she won't if she has the guy come home with her
and lay down some hot monkey cock from this pic

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>>10806788
to this one

>>10806788
i forgot to add that she is fucking drunk

>>10806788
>>10806797
This one still gets me hard.

>>10752429
Resending my request

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If you're here, guy doing the caption for this, how close is it?

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No news about the reverse JOI with Scarlet?

>>10807662
About to start work on it now. If it comes to me, it'll be done soon. If not, I'll leave it in the fire to temper some more.

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>>10808070
Straight up homie, take all the time you need.

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>>10804538
I have a few other captions in the works, and I'm not the fastest writer, but I love yandere and will definitely have something for this if someone doesn't beat me to it.

>>10806797
>>10806788
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>10778552
Then kill yourself, no one will miss you.

>>10810210
What am I even looking at

>>10811454
Your guess is as good as mine.

>>10811454
Looks like a hippo hotdogging a demon rat

>>10796146
Some caption with a robogirl who asked for anal at the end of it

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>>10811912
This one?

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>>10779317
I didn't expect this to be this hot.

>>10810177
Noice

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>>10812320
Not him but that is one of my favorites, robot girls are so sexy.

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>>10814283
Robots, and to a greater extent A
I.s, are the best.

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Requesting a caption of a salazzle using her pheromones to take over the trainer's mind while forcefully insert the trainer's dick into her vagina forcing him to cum inside her.

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its been a while and no one did my caption idea, so im posting it again

>Gnome wants you to stay loyal to the Alliance
>Goblin wants you to defect to Horde

>>10816769
Hey I remember requesting this

>>10789889
I second this

>>10812320
that's the one

>>10797221
This is cute. Hardly JOE since it only makes me want to pat her head and set her up to sleep, just to joke about things she said when she'll wake up - and feed her eggs.

>>10804538
I certainly like the yandere vibes and would like more of aggresive girl desperately wanting to have me milked dry but now that I've seen all those pics about girls doing it through sex, just jerking off is kinda meh.

bomp

>>10814877
Gonna have to second this.

>>10795051

Fukken saved

>>10816769
that.....is fucked up.....even for furfags

>>10822127
Not even kinda.

FUCKING PANCAKES AND SYRUP IN MAH TUM TUM COME OUT OF MAH BUM BUM TESTICLE DROP FUCKED MY TEACHER IN THE ASS BING BONG RAMEN NOODLES THE END

>>10822155
PROOOOOOOVE EEEEEEEET

>>10822224
I'm not allowed to post that kind of stuff, not even on /trash

>>10741213
>No dom male furry joi/e

>>10806788
>>10806797

wew lad thats good

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Requesting a CHAOTIC caption with Eris

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Diamond dog in heat trying to get a human to mount her

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Need some kneesocks love

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Guess what guys?
IT'S TIME!

http://www.strawpoll.me/13618514

Multiple votes per ballot allowed. Enjoy~

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Anyone got that one with the succubus inviting you to knock up her whole family

>>10823674
Why must you tease us?

>>10823864
Because it fuels me. And because I get more (You)s this way, it boosts interaction, and helps liven the place up.

>>10823049
>>10823556
Seconding these

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Results are in, so here we go!
Did I forget to mention I'm dumping in reverse order?

>>10824261
I was going to say I was disappointed, but the captions you did post are pretty good, so I really don't mind.

>posted the 4 least voted
Why must you torture me?

>>10816769
>when your font is so bad that you misspell Hitler twice

Would have been better if you just used normal text.

Also Hitler loved Muslims and Blacks :^)

>>10823674
Vote furry mom or you're gay.

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>>10823674
>One proud momma.png
RELEAS THIS

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>>10824261

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It's like you guys don't know not to believe my lies or something.
I mean, when're you gonna learn?
There's no rhyme or reason to my actions.
I live for captions.

Put the mommies in the bag and no one gets hurt

>>10823674
WHERES THE BUFF BIRD!

>>10827133
Haven't a clue what you're talking about.

>>10824299
more like this from a female perspective

>>10825794
>Father daughter(male) incest

Boner you sick fuck.

>>10827164
the blaziken I think is what he is talking about

>>10824404
Meanwhile the fucker cock teases with the ones he DID NOT post and rubs his nipples as he cums on his keyboard.

>>10828837
Don't kink shame, m8

>>10828837
Probably because they weren't actually done. Stop being so gullible

>>10824292
Nice

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>>10824299
>>10827308
This is the kind of stuff I fucking like

Bumpin

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>>10829154
;)

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I'll double up and post an imgur link to my GIF caption cause it's too big for 4chan.

http://imgur.com/l7SgnZi

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>>10779317
>when you're not white

>>10824966
Not wanting to be your party pooper but he did not love muslims and blacks. There weren't simply enough of them to make a law about them.

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>>10823674
Where's the rest?

REEEEEEEEE

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Fave of mine, bumperino

>>10835907
Noice.

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>>10832820
Suffer more, eumelanin-infused peasant!

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>>10832683
Nigga where the rest at?

>>10832678
>wants to tell her kids about fucking their father
wtf

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Alright cunts I've got some shit to share, mostly old though so don't be too autistic about it

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End of mini dump, back to your regularly scheduled programming

>>10837055
Noice

>>10806788
>>10806797
I like it. give me a bit to see if I can come up with anything good

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Alright you thirsty motherfuckers. Open wide, cause here it comes!

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Oh, here's an archive of almost all my caps so far. Minus the newest stuff. Since I remembered someone asked one time.

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B5wGXo8ur-XqblczVmtINlJsLUE

>>10839510
Almost forgot to mention, there's some collabs in there, and doubles cause I wasn't sure what colours I wanted to use.

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>>10838705
>>10806788
>>10806797

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>>10839498
>MFW I can jerk it to everything on the internet except irony meta jokes

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>>10839490
Fixed a typo.

>>10841300
Care to explain? This wasn't supposed to be fappable, it was supposed to be cute.

>>10841337
Oh ok it is cute. sorry m8ty. I thought it was supposed to be reverse neckbeard. I was wrong

>>10832671
>Filename

My sides

>>10841681
I was a tad worried I'd fucked it up and no one'd get it. Glad to see I was mistaken.

>>10836581
My father is like that. I'm forever alone so he likes to brag about his sexcapades before my mother and fucking my mother around me too demean me. Then the guy wonders why I have such a high insecurity level and depression that I don't even bother trying to get a girlfriend.

>>10842063
Why don't you just shit on their bed or something?

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>>10838705
>>10841165
>>10806788
>>10806797
>>10806828
>>10807344
Delivery for anon. hope you like humiliation and femdom because thats what it turned into. Enjoy

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>>10836359

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>>10836393

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Requesting a caption for this where she walks in on you jerking off, or coaxes you into jerking off, eventually exposing her panties and telling you to cum on her panties/ass

Anything really goes bonus points for incest where she is mom/sister but I don't really care, as long as it's just plain joi and no fucking. Been a long time since we've gotten classic joi.

>>10839482
>>10839490
>>10839510
very nice, thanks for the gay stuff

>>10842843
You're very welcome. I find the images a lot easier to work with for whatever reason.
(Mostly cause I don't see a lot of good straight images posted)

I was thinking of playing this one the same way, but opted to do it straight: >>10824299

>>10841165
>>10842424

Nice. Very rough but I like it

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I didn't know shoulders were a thing

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>>10844153
what the hell is that?
that's not sexy
you can't do somebody in the shoulder

>>10844576
how can you not find it sexy
i just wish i could lick her armpits

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Here's the last of it you animals.

>>10846554
thanks, daddy

>>10825781
UNNNNNNNNNF!

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Marina is trying the adage of "Make love not war" and hopes you'll help her out. Marina is keeping everyone calm and pointing out how nice you and the Octoling look, pointing out the Octolings figure for you and the sizable bulge in your shorts for the Octoling

>>10848129
I haven't played splatton, what's this "make love not war" thing about?

>>10848386
The octopus people are considered foreign enemies to squid people, who are the main characters of the game. Marina is an octopus person who has integrated into squid society.

>>10848386
There was a big conflict between inklings (squids) and octarians over turf. Inklings won and Turf Wars have been a fun sport ever since for inklings. the octolings however were forced to live underground and have a bit of a grudge still (this is a simple version of the story)

>>10837055
Anymore like this? Concept is pretty great

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why is everything here furry? What happened to the decent stuff that used to be on /d/?

>>10849789
maybe you should fuck off back to /d/

>>10849789
Try making a joi thread on aco and see where that gets you, bud

>>10849789
I'm just waiting patiently for caption-anon to finish with the Ivara request. They'll put it up once they're good and ready.

>>10849818
>>10849845
It'll get me banned because they don't allow it anymore. I'm asking why fucking everything on /trash/ is furry. No vanilla? No incest? No futa? it's all furry.

>>10849891
Because furry is fucking good you faggot. Try 2ch for your boring hentai needs

>>10849911
porn is subjective. It doesn't bother me that there's furry here, or that people enjoy it. I'm just baffled as to the amount of it.

>>10849891
go to /d/ for futashit.

>>10849944
learn to read, they don't allow joi/caps

>>10848870
>>10848890
Ok, so in this caption I'm not a human but a inkling right?


>>10849891
You can make requests or you can fullfill reguests about those topics or you can write captions yourself.

If you have any ideas and have pictures I can make captions for you.

>>10849789
>/d/
>decent stuff
Lol
You mean nothing but futashit? I would rather have straight furry than futashit desu senpai

Alright ya buggers, time for me to rest after that 20 image dump.
Hope y'all liked at least ONE of the captions I wrote.
As usual, PLEASE let me know if something really hit you right in the fetish, and what it was. I'll try to replicate it in future.
Conversely, if you absolutely HATED something I did in a caption, or hated a caption overall, also let me know! I can't fix a problem if I don't know it exists.
Try and be constructive with criticism if you can manage it, I read it all and try my best to keep it in mind.
That being said, it's time to sleep.
G'night~ Zzzzzz.....

>>10850292
THOU SHALT NOT SLEEP- Moot 16:10

>>10850043
/aco/ was worse than /d/'s at least /d/ caption threads had SOME variety. All /aco/ did was take from the /d/ thread or post rape captions.

I like how furfags here bitch when /d/ minded folks come here and complain but when the /d/ guys made their own fucking thread you furfag dick suckers went onto their thread and derailed it till they gave up. You fuckers are some of the worse on 4chan. Hence why you are on trash in the first place.

>>10850017
correct, the viewer is an inkling

>>10850365
Dunno, never visited /aco/. But /d/ caption thread was full of futashit

>>10850390
No need to be upset, futafag

bumpu

What's the image bump limit?

>>10852201
I think 150

New thread pls