Hello all and welcome! It’s 11pm on /trash/ and you know what that means! It’s time for another /B/ GAME BROUGHT TO YOU BY /BRASH//! It is TEAM BATTLE XL aka EXTRA THICC EDITION
Tonight, these 12 teams will go head to head with each to see who deserve bragging rights as winner of XL. If your team is below, please submit your 4 FAT tributes with your team label for each team mate and then we could be begin:
1. Kaz’s Kalorie Krew
2. Super Duper Sumos
3. The Manatees
4. Sunnyside Thiccness
5. Lucis' team
6. The Trashmen
7. Capitalism
8. Blood Sisters
9. Outer Orbit
10. NSH
11. BJ Raji and his big niggas
12. The Commonwealth
Reserves:
Fat Dragons
Anyway, after a certain amount of time, if some teams don’t make it, then I will allow Reserves. If reserves are still lacking, Wild Cards will be implemented
Pochaco
The Manatees
Taruko
The Manatees
Nikuko
The Manatees
>>10734540
Doctor Mantis Toboggan
The Trashmen
Megu - Blood Sisters
Cattleya
The Manatees
BJ Raji
>bj raji and his big niggas
Monopoly Man
>Capitalism
Misaki Mei - Blood Sisters
>>10734554
>>10734561
>>10734567
>>10734577
Beautiful aquatic sea life is ready.
>>10734540
Ongo Gablogian
The Trashmen
>>10734579
Use this pic instead
Mike Daniels, fellow weabshit
>bj raji and his big niggas
Rikka Takanashi - Blood Sisters
Frank Reynolds
The Trashmen
Benjamin Franklin
>Capitalism
Preston Garvey
>The Commonwealth
Arashi Nikaidou - Blood Sisters
Friend of weab and weab, Nick Perry
>bj raji and his big niggas
The Trashman
The Trashmen
John D. Rockefeller
>Capitalism
Thicc Minion
Sunnyside Thiccness
Codsworth
>The Commonwealth
>>10734574
>>10734584
>>10734598
>>10734612
All right. Only good can come from this. Let's go on and paint the town red.
Eddie Lacy, weab and betrayer
>bj raji and his big niggas
Laura with a Potato
NSH
Illuminati
>Capitalism
Curie
>The Commonwealth
>>10734578
>>10734596
>>10734613
>>10734631
niggaz trippin
Alice with a Chicken Leg
NSH
Extra Thicc Minion
Sunnyside Thiccness
Mamoo
>Super Duper Sumos
Cait
>The Commonwealth
>>10734568
>>10734588
>>10734603
>>10734614
I don't know how many years I've got left on this earth, I'm gonna get real weird with it.
Obese Minion
Sunnyside Thiccness
Yoshino with some Toast
NSH
>>10734609
>>10734625
>>10734636
>>10734647
FOR THE COMMONWEALTH
>>10734579 >>10734594
>>10734606
>>10734620
>>10734633
Team Capitalism, ready to crush those vegan commies, LET'S DO THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
Reisen with a Donut
NSH
Inspirational Minion
Sunnyside Thiccness
Kimo
>Super Duper Sumos
>>10734622
>>10734644
>>10734663
>>10734688
All here.
>>10734632
>>10734643
>>10734666
>>10734684
I've suffered enough tonight, let me hope this TB doesn't turn bad.
>>10734719
Didn't you learn your lesson last time?
Booma
>Super Duper Sumos
>>10734719
Fucking minions, your time is now
>>10734719
delet this
>>10734719
eat those minions for dinner
Shemo and her Yak
>Super Duper Sumos
>>10734646
>>10734705
>>10734744
>>10734768
The honorable sumos are ready to fight for the peace, honor and truth!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE2hnGdsw-E
>>10734816
I hope this is just for pure meme reasons because that show is terrible.
Mouth Sounds
Mouth
Mouth Silence
Mouth
Mouth Moods
Mouth
Neil Cicierega
Mouth
>>10734913
>>10734922
>>10734927
>>10734939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkNqhANLyJs
Fatzugeta
Doctor RoTHICCnik
Pirate King Fatbeard
THICC Bandicoot
Sorona
General Cynder
>>10735007
Are you serious?!
King Cardashian
Spyro
>>10735009
>>10735016
>>10735020
>>10735026
Fun fact: fat dragons are called "dinosaurs"
>>10735041
so, your mom is a dinosaur?
>>10735083
No, but yours probably is
What's up, fatshits? Besides your BMIs. It's time for the bus to take these obese people to the fat camp to lose weight or their lives. Are you ready to get down with the thiccness?
>>10735083
>>10735100
Oh man here we go.
>>10735123
nice job with the roster screenshot.
>>10735123
something seems off
>>10735123
Mouth Sounds isn't right
>>10735123
I got my magnum condoms, I got my wad of hundreds and I'm ready to plow!
Take two
>>10735123
how do i read this
>>10735167
Destroy the minions. That is all.
>>10735167
good luck to the teams
>>10735167
Mouth Sounds still isn't fixed.
>>10735123
>>10735167
I think that Arashi's name is a bit wonky.
I hope Goji dies.
>>10735167
Let's do this
>>10735195
I won't
This isnt the worst game i hosted, believe it or not
Y'all niggers must help another settlement
>>10735244
We're good now. Onward!
Saskia Howard Clarke was the best 4kids name ever
>>10735244
Let's get this trainwreck going.
>>10735244
Let's go!
>>10735264
Excuse me?
LET'S GO!
>>10735315
Be nice to Misaki!
>>10735315
Pretty meh start. At least nobody died.
>>10735315
so much running
>>10735315
Everything seems ok
Old Mike is use to this drill by now
All that water weight ain't good for her
Wrestling? How though
I guess he's just trying to get it on with his own species
At least you'd make a nice buoy
I don't want to know what this "Macaroni and cheese" mean
There's a broken settlement..in his heart
In one day? You're talented, BJ
Sometimes i don't know my own girth
Who needs that food anyway? You got a workout in, girl
Inspirational speeches is a real mood killer
Trashman & Kimo! BEST FRIENDS!
Stop eating wumpa fruit
>>10735417
Injured, but not dead!
>>10735417
gdi BJ you just got to camp
and of course Lacy would complete in record time he's a running back
>>10735417
Just one. We're fiiiine.
...For now.
Misaki ripped a terror beyond belief
You're only killing your progress with that chicken pillow
I just can't stop!
Frank is gonna be pissed off
After witness her teammate and another attempt to flee, Sorona has second thoughts
Mouth seems like the last one to be rather pungent
As a man of science, dont believe that shit
Fat Blonde Sex With Breaking Results
I thought she was a fighter? Guess not
You're obese. Shut up
>>10735503
>Already down to half
Well, shit.
>>10735503
This is totally 100% not okay.
>>10735503
>Mike Daniels screams while transforming
>>10735503
did you felt my gluteus maximus?
It's the Crash and Spyro crossover we've been waiting for!
Probably her Yak ate it
Says the one eyed pizza
Cogsworth is desperate to look thin it seems
Cheese Head and Cheese Vall square off
RoTHICCnik just HAD to get some BBWS. Goddamn it
It's inspiring how he got so much infected bruises
Mouth pls
"Fun". Okay then Doc
Fun Fact: Niku in japanese means meat!
Good old Packers fun!
Cynder has become Sorona
They dont call him Mouth "Moods" for nothing
He needs berries for his black cherry pie, brah
Hey, just like real life!
One must label their drinks before poison is melted in
>>10735618
Fun indeed.
>>10735618
Good. One Minion is dead. I'm already happy.
>>10735618
meanwhile in a packers locker room
Alrighty then, everyone! We're done with the first round of Team Battle XL! Whoa, it seems like Manatees are extinct! Shame they cant be absolutely flawless like the Trashmen, BJ Raji and His Biggas, Super Duper Sumos, and NSH! Everyone is either down to one, half, or just only one down! Let's find out! Round 2 now!
>>10735682
We've done worse this early. We're fine.
>>10735682
>>10735682
>1 kill
>everyone still alive
Laura's poor, broken heart
Eddie tackles the fragrance of the latrine out
That's the spirit, Fatbeard
That's for winning the civil war
Thicc minions learn noone likes him
I'd be scared to if i heard a robot's stomach rumble
Kimo X Trash Man
Mouth Mood is constanly being bullied
BJ could only hear La Cucaracha...
Hey, did anyone ever see the Deliverance? Remember that scene?
At least his bunk got some nice cushioning
Fire breath? Nah fuck that
>>10735783
>the real reason why BJ is taking a break from the NFL
>>10735783
Lakes cant handle Frank
>>10735783
You know, I would be mad or annoyed. But you need to keep a level head in these things.
It may look bad now, But just you wait.
Monopoly Man wasnt use to not driving around
Bad Luck Mouth Moods
It's time for the next victim...
What? I thouht Packers hated Vikings. Why do you want her Viking Vag?
BETRAYAL
Blackbeard is 344 cm (11'3½"), so it's easy to look small in comparison
That's not fair, cogsworth. you lack the taste
At least you can do 5, THICC
Bullshit, they should be reading manga, not comics
Bears are not really technologically sound
Ewwwww, i dont want to image that sex scene
Muffintop Mei. i like it
Nigga reading that Spider-Man
Mike gotta get his lifestyle back
>>10735887
Misaki is always the one who survives the longest. Here we go. On the road to Victory.
The chicken bone should've killed you, but oh well
You're going to regret this, Laura
Monopoly Man can't buy a new asshole
Donut Marshmallow? That's death waiting to happen
That's one run plan you shouldn't have done
Poor Mouth Moods
Damn. I'm sorry it had to end this way
Trash can't be skinny
Stories and Movies! Hooray!
>>10735973
I guess the pressure must have gotten to her.
>>10735973
Fuck, poor Eddie
Round 2 is officially over! Blood Sister has tragically met their end. The Trashmen are the only team that is absolutely flawless. However, just because that's true doesnt' mean it wont be an predictable ending! Time for ROUND 3
>>10736036
The ice age killed the dinosaurs. What killed the dragon? Find out
Since he's a doctor, he got it under control
THICC and Thicc admire the glowing bugs
Mosquito want those cheetos
His mouth was silent after that
I do not consent! I DO NOT CONSENT!
Ha ha! It's funny cause he's fat
Alice, stop getting raped
Blackbeard, there are no dead Indians...olny dead Native Americans
>>10736119
There goes perfection
Getting ripped! No more ripping
If only you were fat as you were smart. Then, you would've survived the bees stings
Cogsworth couldnt keep waiting
Two Sumos Vs Two Animus in a race. Who wins?
Shiiiieeeetttt
Frank just became more deranged!
Mamoo's expression is perfect
>>10736169
Do wasps make honey?
I'll pop a quick H on this box so we remember it's the hornets.
You're my subordinate, but that doesnt mean you can stink up the cabin!
Mouth Mood need to stop breaking all these beds
THICC is one greedy bastard
Yep! Camp spirit AND diabetes
A rape victim tries to help another rape victim. It didnt end well
Illuminati got that heart skip
>>10736226
frank why
It ain't easy being cheesy
Happy Birthday, BB! You're not closer to death
There's such thing as too thicc
Oh no! His ass is smashed...oh well. Free Twinkies!
Were they playing OZ during that raping?
See? I'm not that heavy
Round 3 is up and the dragons are now extinct! Nobody is flawless now! A good amount of teams are knocking on heaven's door with only two teams having one tribute dead! Round 4 is the next step
>>10736343
From 4 to 1 in a blink of an eye...
Laura X THICC Bandicoot. I ship it!
Burgers on Toast i hope
Ongo must be having one of them VR dreams
He fumbled his balls alright
Do robots dream of electric sheep?
Blackbeard, stop sparing the competition
You're not alone, Mouth
I hope it's not the demon nightmare again. My heart cant take it
Then why are you in a FAT camp, you stuck up bitch
>>10736407
Derivative.
It's time for the feast for the fatties! Although, while it seems like half of them didn't show up because of choice or not...
The power of music was enough to stop him from eating. Forever.
Dismantle please!
Don't fuck with a hungry Bandicoot
>>10736449
Ongo staying safe
Lint + Chicken? That's a shitty combo for a meal
No! None of that....shame on you
Yay! Happy birthday, Yoshino! You're as old as the amount of toast you've eaten during your stay here
Laura with her one eye tries the impossibl
>>10736497
No death, lame. I want blood.
We should know better that the ice couldnt hold two fatties and a yak
Shit! Sadly they're too overweight to use their powers for freedom
Since Laura is cheating, Trash turns to her friend
Monopily Man questions the obvious
MM ran too much it seems
Whoa! Thank goodness for this fleshy pillow
Ongo has your back, kid
You're not fat enough to pull off what I did kek
Well that plan sucked, didn't it Alice?
Shemo is making progress
>>10736582
only 5 are left so much dead
Alright, folks. It's time for the final round! It's Ongo of Trash Men, Shemo & Yak of SDS, My right hand man and I of Kaz Kalorie Krew, and Mouth Moods. We shall now see who win this Team Battle! Right now
>>10736620
>inb4 Fatzugeta dies
Ongo gets some from Shemo! Hell, i think the Yak joined in too
No matter. He would've betrayed me anyway
MM got dat mass to get on going
...Apparently that fucking killed me. Anyway, we've come to a winner.
Is it:
>Ongo Gablogian of Trashmen
>Shemo and Her Yak of Super Duper Sumos
>Mouth Moods of Team Mouth
>>10736688
pls trashman
>>10736688
lol
trashman got this
HERE is your winner
Congrats, Shemo & Yak. You're the winner of Team Battle XL!
I'll post goodbyes in a moment
>>10736763
Victory for the only worth XL team!
this victory is for the peace, honor, truth and yak!
>>10736775
thanks for host Kaz
And with that, Team Battle is over! Thank you so much for play and you're welcome for the game! Remember, be sure to be here at 9pm est for the booking game and the chance to be in TEAM BATTLE XLI
Until next time, toodles!
New game?