Hunger Games/HG Thread, WATCH OUT.
Oh boy oh jeez just look at the time! It's time for another Eric game, oh boy!
And as a special treat, we're using the FUCKING HAUNTED HOUSE CODE, OH MAN.
Thoughts?
>>10718700
I'm sure it was a lot of pun
>>10718591 (Craig)
Skeletons have fought against their own?
I...
(How? Aren't they supposed to be instruments of darkness? Why would they turn against one another?)
>Poor Cerea, so naive, as Shakespeare once put it " Oftentimes, to win us to our harm,
The instruments of darkness tell us truths,
Win us with honest trifles, to betray ’s
In deepest consequence."
I... I see! It was a clash between good and evil! The white skeletons, bones shining like the milky light of dawn against the evil black skeletons!
>>10718718
Nah dude, it would probably fucking was
>>skeleton man
4u
>>10718662
Hmmmm...that was just one of them! There was dozens...heehee, and their heads all popped like over-ripe grapes!
>>10718696
>
>>10718696
Strange light?...Wait, am I dead already!?
So now that the dust has settled, what else is up with you guys?
>>10718696
How frightening...
>Doremy runs away.
>>10718718
>tfw he just made puns the entire time
he was really good and I went and raped him
>>10718696
I shall take the lead! Please stand behind.
>She takes the time to observe her surrounding... It is the stereotypical haunted house down from the watching paintings, the spider's webs sprouting for the walls and the eerie BG music in the distance
Let us go...
>>10718717
Dr. Satanschitz
>>10718696
If I don't believe in ghosts, then how can I do my job?
>>10718621(Cerea)
Please lady... Horse? Stay your sword. The match has yet to even begin!
>>10718696
I just ran into a talking horse woman. I think I am done with unnatural things tonight.
>>10718737
>Doremy seems shocked.
How...umm...fascinating?
Now that i think about it, the scissorman is just like jason from the Friday The 13th movies, he has a big stabby weapon and you can't fucking kill him, and we all know that there can only be one man left standing at the end of all this...
Are we making a shitty 80's horror movie?
Sing with me
>>10718744
Not much. Just still waiting for proof from you on Discord.
>>10718767
>Horse woman?! Another one who doesn't know about centaurs... But the words cuts deeper this time, coming from a fellow Knight.
Call me.. Centorea... I am sorry I didn't want to haste things, I was simply thriller to fight side by side with another knight in duty...
>>10718783
>He still doesn't know it's a fake Seth
I knew HG was retarded but this is just wew.
>>10718783
Drop it, I already explained to you why I can't. If you want, when I'm home in a few hours, I can explain to you
>>10718781
So, you just gonna stand there or give me a ride?
Why is the picture moving more and more to the left without me doing anything
>>10718781
Yup, this is definitely gonna work out well. Only thing missing now is the low-budget monster to chase me.
>>10718782
What song
>>10718769
>She takes a few steps forward.
...Soooooooo. Were they real? Because they didn't act like it!
>>10718781
Hmmmm...hmmm. Naah, not even I'm crazy enough to try and bathe in it!
>>10718782
AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH
>>10718781
>>10718804
>This is very rude to ask that to a centaur, but Panty simply couldn't know.....
...
I am sorry but I cannot let you ride me. I'd me more than happy to assist you while we explore this eerie place though.
>>10718781
>opens the door and craig pops out after killing Me and Expand Dong.
>amisdts the bloody remains i find his diary laying covered in blood on the ground.
>as i skem through the pages i see that Expand Dong used his femur to scratch his butt and "me" saw it and laughed at him. In Bold "My revenge wont be sweet enough"
>Ink Boss shudders and closes the diary. She leaves it right where she found it and even splashes some extra blood on it.
>>10718824
Well...umm...In the Dream World, yes...
>>10718830
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain.
>>10718835
Nice rp
(for real, I liked it)
>>10718695
>>10718695
>>10718718
>"You've got to interject into this pun chain. You're a skeleton, this is expected of you. It'd help if that second guy didn't steal your joke from you, because that was totally what you were going to say. Quick, they're shutting up! Say something witty!"
aeiou
>>10718725
Black skeletons? Maybe if they hard charred bones or something, but I've never heard of any actual black skeletons. No, the battle was just between white bones, white bones and white ghosts. And mummies! They're also white, wrapped up in those bandages. Overall I'd say it was a very evil battle. Not much good in any side, to be honest.
>>10718732
Hey, I don't have this one! Thank you!
>>10718781
If loving the act of murder makes me insane, then I guess I'm insane.
>Craig uses the massive dong as a club to bash me over the head with, resulting in a double kill.
Five points secured!
>>10718832
So I gotta walk!? Not cool!
>>10718837
'CAUSE I'VE BEEN BLASTIN' AND LAUGHIN' SO LONG
>>10718835
>Rping in First Person
TOTAL SHIT
Well what did you expect? Spooky skeletons and spooky basements never mix well.
>>10718849
ayy, i owe you a cold one for that joke
>>10718852
THAT EVN MY MOMMA THINKS MY MIND IS GONE
>>10718875
BUT I AIN'T NEVER CROSSED A MAN THAT DIDN'T DESERVE IT
>>10718836
>She reaches up, and pokes Doremy with the bat.
Then how're you here at all then, huh? Would there be any reason not to smack you, too?
>>10718860
S-shut up! Shut up! It doesn't matter anymore...!
>>10718860
Woah! Hands off, I'm not your mother!
>>10718860
The wonders of a soft bed.
>>10718860
I guess I'll walk the rest of the road alone
>>10718781
Whoa, momma. You're just gonna throw the door on me? I was starting to think you were different.
>>10718860
Whoa, momma. You like what you see? I sure you do!
It'a a nice smile you got there...and a knife. You've got a knife in your hand okay i'm leaving bye.
>nopes the fuck out
>>10718885
>whispers
ur mr gay
>>10718885
Well...I can visit the Waking World as well as the Dream World...and please...don't hit me with that bat.
I want to fondle Fluorette's ass
I wonder what it means when it says "dragged into another part of the house", is it just some guy just walks up and drags you off, or is it like that thing from dead space that would pull you into the air vents?
>>10718849
>So it's been white as snow? As white as her shaterred fantasies but that what she get for playing so much RPGs instead of reading proper Skeleton litterature
I see... Oh well, I suppose that battle took place aeons ago... Nothing stands before the fangs of time.
...
But I now know that there is always a sparkle among the dark. You are a good person, sir Craig.
>>10718851
I suppose so, but you shouldn't have come here if you do at least that.
Follow me if you wish
>She goes into the next room:>>10718860
>apparently it is a illusion room because she appears as a zombie now.
Good evening miss!
>>10718929
and fuck her while shoving her face into a pillow
>>10718860
>Craig Discovers that Ink Boss knows his terrible Secret. Seeking to finish what he started he catches up to the Squid. The rest, we may never know.
>>10718849
Thanks Craig.
>>10718799
I-I see. Pleasure to meet you, Lady Centorea. I wish I could say the same, but I have already been removed from this match.
>>10718940
I seriously need to get the hell out of here.
>>10718849
Craig do you have this?
>>10718949
Y-yes
>>10718940
>She ends up in the kitchen!
>Before her bewildered eyes stands a thoushands of carrots! Thin, thick big or small! Is this actually heavens?
>Unable to control her urge, she jumps onto the dishes and stuff her face with them... before throwing up.
>At was another illusion. The carrots are actually rotten.
>>10718781
>That, Zer0 does. However, they're more akin to hedge clippers than scissors, even if Zer0 displays the following projection from his helmet as he looks over them: "8<".
An unwieldy blade
for a crooked enemy.
It's a perfect match.
>>10718860
>Leafing through the pages, Zer0 becomes more and more interested as the murder unfolds, before his anticipation finally peaks with the actual murder: "SW33T".
>>10718940
>Zer0 would have loved to join in if he knew that he wouldn't immediately get murdered himself. Instead, he just observes from a distance, sizing up the competition besides the actual competition.
A barbaric kill
with no plan or any grace.
Tsk tsk, Scissorman.
>>10718907
Do what now?
>>10718921
Why shouldn't I~?
>Poke poke.
Hmm...none of them ever protested when I went to hit them...in faaact, none of them ever talked. Ever.
>>10718977
kys ESL trash
>>10718940
Oh my God...It's the scissorman's scissors!
Imagine the amazing haircuts you can do with these things!
>>10718940
I would assume it's the dragging you by your ankles while you desperately claw for something to keep you anchored kind of dragging, desu
Hey, who turned out the lights?
>favorite ava has appeared
>too tired
>>10719005
>An ass kills the Ass man.
Guess he wasnt very good at his job.
>>10719005
That could've gone worse, at least I made it.
>>10718992
Well...I'm sort of different...
>>10718992
>whispers
u
r
mr
gay
>>10719011
Who would that be?
>>10719005
HE COULDN'T HANDLE THE ASS
Bewp Bewp
>>10719005
Oh, Mr. Scissorman, I found your scissors! Here, you can have them!
>Johnny stretches his arms holding out the scissors, and accidentally penetrates her head with one of the blades.
>>10719005
>Zer0 had absolutely zero (hah hah) plans to huddle with a horse, but when one blunders around in darkness and finds a fair-weathered friend, one takes what one can gets, even if it smells a bit rank.
>Of course, he didn't anticipate the infinite fall...
Neigh.
>>10718955
I see... Oh well, it strikes me more as a strange trip into a fragment of hell than a tournament. I will look foward our next meeting in a proper battlefield... Lady...?
>>10719028
You.
>>10719028
why do you ask? it's not you
>>10718835
>>10718952
>>10718860
>The skeleton sneaks up behind Ink Boss and clamps a heavy hand down on her shoulder. He towers over her, making him an imposing figure to look up. In a hushed voice, he says...
Do you know if there is any milk in this hotel.
>His voice was so absent of emotion, so cold, that when asking a question it felt like he was speaking a statement.
I would like to drink milk please.
>Even though he spoke with exclamation, there was no exclamation mark as he was both emotionless and loud at the same time. The hatch to the basement shuts behind them, but even still the skeleton does not care.
I heard there was milk in here.
>>10718862
By "a cold one" do you mean a cold milk? Because I'll take it now if you've got any in your fridge.
>>10718943
Yes!
>The skeleton says in agreement, although he knows deep down that he isn't a good person at all. Deep down he also doesn't give a heck, so in the end it doesn't matter and he continues with his charade.
I am the light that burns brighter than any other. I am...hmm...
>The skeleton clicks his fingers as he thinks of what to say.
I'm justice! That's what I am. And my undying passion for doing good burns brighter than the sun, for that is how bright justice burns. Or whatever.
>The skeleton shrugs and burps, showing that he doesn't really understand or care for what he's saying but he says it anyways.
>>10718963
No, no I do not! I've got a static version but not one that throbs with such violence. I like violence, it's pretty neat. Thank you.
What a mess.
>>10718849
More Bones for Bone boi.
A-Actually... I was giving you so many gifts...
Cause.. Um... oh geez...
I-i wanted to ask you.... uh...
I wanted to ask you to the PROM!!
its okay if you say no.....
>>10719053
Are you sure? Are you sure the post you replied to was 100% absolutely not your favorite avatarfag?
>>10719005
>>10719039
>What an idiot! She was supposed to draw out her sword not catching for someone (albeit metallic in its texture too) else.
>She curses herself and mutters some apologies
>Needless to say, they are still falling...
>And falling...
>Bis repetita
>>10719005
H-haha...wrong kinda scissor....
>>10719020
"Sort of"? You're a lot different! You're not even running!
>>10719027
That's "miss" to you!
I want to cuddle with Hotaru and possibly do the lewd
>>10719042
My Apologies. Please, call me Agrias. If I may, what is it like being such a... Unique kind of knight?
I guess she shaved just a little to aggressively.
>>10719094
haha shit sorry lmao
>whispers
u r ms gay
>>10719093
>Still falling. The only light that illuminates the darkness of whatever hole this is comes from the assassin himself as he looks over in the direction he thinks the horse is in: "WTF?".
What is this?
>>10719094
I guess that shows how afraid I am...
>does a spinning flip kick to the side of your head
>>10719109
Item #201 on things that will go wrong today...
>>10719109
Hey, look, that guy is dead. I feel sorry for him.
>The Phantom Virus walks in a greets Johnny. He greets him back normally and points at the corp.
Hey, look at that guy, what a poor idiot. Must have been real stupid to die in a place like this.
>>10719066
Nice, I could always use more bones. Th-
>The skeleton doesn't really know how to respond to that sudden admission other than blurting out...
WHAT?
>Stuck in an awkward position he never imagined he would find himself in, the skeleton gives himself a moment to recompose himself and collect his thoughts. Once the shock fades away, he responds with his answer.
Uh, I'm going to have to d...decline? I don't really know what's going on, I'm not aware of any proms happening. And even so I'd like to go with a hot skeleton babe, not some kid. I'm not into that stuff.
>>10719109
>Marie finds the diary entry Murder of Expand Dong and Me.
>eventually gets murdered for it.
>Her dis-embodied ass finds the diary entry of her Murder.
I think i know what is gonna happen next....
>>10719137
>evades with the help of Shirahadori and 97 brave.
>casts lightning stab on you afterwards
>>10719137
>recovers
>teleports behind u and heel kicks your spine
>>10719115
Much better!
>>10719136
The smart option probably would be to just run, you knoow~
>>10719137
>Teleports behind you.
Nothing personal.
>Stabs you in back.
>>10719058
>These words... That undying passion for Justice... It certainly do sounds cliche. Only self-proclaimed justicers feels the need to be as flamboyant as that to describe themselves... Which Centorea is herself....
Yes! Yes! I recognize the words of a true Knight coming out from you! Even though we are Centaurs and skeletons, I can feel that our hearts beat as one!
>And even though Craig doesn't have a heart
at all, but let us not ruin the moment.
>A sparkle has been set ablaze inside her
>Could that skeleton be the master she's been seeking?
hi
Good night, I love you all.
Especially you.
Yes, you.
SO MANY ASSES
SO LITTLE TIME
ONLY A TIGHT ONE
CAN STOP ME ON A DIME
I'M A LOVER
OF EVERY KIND
THE BEST SURPRISES ALWAYS SNEAK UP FROM BEHIND
>>10719137
>Flies over the ropes and through two tables
>>10719201
no you don't ;_;
>>10719179
I-i'll do just that then...!!
>Doremy sprints off.
>>10719137
>goes in a corner and cries
>>10719165
>absorbs
lol
>redirects back at
>>10719167
fug lmao
>rolls and donkey kicks you in the stomach
>>10719180
lmao i just kicked you in the side of the head and it's not personal haha fug i dead
>dies
>>10719196
hey what's up
>>10719202
Curse my charms! Why do I have to be so convincing!
>>10719167
>backflips
>kicks u in the face
>>10719103
It is a pleasure Lady Agrias... Are you referring to my lower half...
I am a Centaur. Perhaps you've heard of my kind before... and... I haven't really thought about that question before... Centaurs have been knight since the dawn of time... I suppose... We do not have to use anything to ride into battle... i suppose.
>>10719202
Who needs food anyways.
>>10719201
FUCK OFF YOU DON'T
STOP LYING REEEEEEE
>>10719157
>The Skeletons response hits Raine like a ton of bricks. She chuckles a bit but you can clearly see the pain in her face.
No No of course. It was foolish of me to think that you would want a fully fleshed human. And i'm not a kid....
>she wipes a solitary tear away from her face before sinking her head and walking away. She suddenly turns and says:
I really really hope you find your Hot skeleton Babe.
I-I wont stop giving you gifts!
>she turns and runs off Out of view back to the land of Lurkers.
There is a severe lack of ass in the ass edition of the Eric games and it's upsetting me.
>>10719131
>The same questions courses through her mind. But she quickly understand the situation: That man has an helmet and an armor. Surely it is a knight himself, albeit pretty unorthodox
Worry not! I wish you no harm! We are alike!
I do not know if this abyss will lead us into the bowels of hell itself... But I shall find a mean to escape!
>As she say this! She grabs Zero by a hand and throw a spear into a nearby wall. Stopping their fall
>Yes. It is a very solid spear....
>>10719137
>Doremy stays mute for a moment before pimp-slapping the anon.
I dare you to do that again.
>>10719255
>caps
Raine, are you alright?
>>10719285
>doubles force output and does it again
lol
>>10719212
Hahahaha! Buh-bye, dream tapir! I should tell the others...!
>>10719271
Oh great, more door and there's someone screaming on the other side. Guess I'm going back the way I came...
>>10719284
>Hey, I'd love to continue this, but I'm really fucking tired and just want to sleep. Sorry. Have a good night!
>>10719271
>And thanks for hosting, Eric.
BUNS OF GLORY
BUNS OF STEEEEEEL
YOUR LIES WON'T GIVE AWAY THE TRUTH OF HOW I FEEL
>>10719225
>It can not be blocked, dodged, evaded, absorbed.
>>10719314
>You cannot go OOC like this! She's gonna remain alone in the eternal darkness! How rude!
>Goodnight and sweet dreams!
I want to impregnate Lana's mother
>>10719184
>Even when he shows blatant signs of him not actually caring for what he's saying (such as the nonchalant shrugging and burping,) the centaur remains hanging off of his every word. Seeing this as an opportunity, the skeleton decides to stop playing around and take his "passion" for justice a bit more seriously.
And you know what I hate most of all? Injustice!
>The skeleton kicks out his seat from underneath him and slams his fist down onto the table for dramatic effect.
The injustice that plagues this world must be stopped! For too long has evil been hiding out in the shadows, plotting, manipulating...it is time that we dragged it out into the light and compel it to recompense! Even though I have no heart your words ring true, our hearts beat as one. Two outcasts, a skeleton and a centaur, fighting against all odds, against this misconceptions that surround us to repel injustice even if our efforts go unappreciated! Our passion for justice overcomes those barriers and acts as a guiding light for all those that act in the name of Justice themselves! Together, united, our Justice shall burn brighter than infinity!
>The skeleton, of course, had no idea what the heck he was saying still. To him, he was just spouting a bunch of dumb shit, but the centaur seemed to be eating it right up. How good for him!
>>10719255
>The skeleton feels ashamed for causing such heartbreak and reaches out for her, but she has already disappeared from his sight.
>Quickly, that feeling of shame is then replaced by a new feeling - pleasure. The way her face was drained of colour, how he could see it twist as her heart broke...it was just like murdering somebody! And best of all, he was still going to get gifts out of her.
Nice! I just keep getting away with everything! It feels so frickin' good!
>>10719303
>Doremy pimp slaps the anon again.
Do you have a fetish for this? Disgusting.
>>10719304
Y-yeah, uhh, y-you too!!
>Doremy runs in fear.
Did a little skippity skoo on the last night since it was peaceful and BORING.
>>10719337
She's dead
>>10719332
>you cant absorb it
nice godmod lol
>dies
>>10719350
...well that's gross. Hope I'm not next.
Out of our final five contestants tonight, who is going to walk out as the ultimate ass man? Or it could be ass woman, since it's four girls to one guy, but you never know!
>>10719378
Karen.
>>10719386
fuck karen
>>10719345
I would call you a heartless monster.
but you as a skeleton you dont have a heart.
so i guess..... Carry on?
FINAL FOUR
WHO WILL CLAIM THE ASS SHORTS?
>>10719392
C-calm down.
What the hell is going on here?
>>10719410
I swear to god if Karen wins AGAIN
>>10719345
>>10719410
Just 3 left, no pressure. Just 3 left and I'm free.
>>10719231
Forgive my rudeness, but I was. I have never seen a centaur before, only minotaurs. They look nothing like you do. Nor do they speak in more than animal grunts. I will admit that you look as though you'd be formidable on the battlefield, but how well can you maneuver compared to say, an armored chocobo?
>>10719360
>That's literally how it is in Tactics. The downside is range.
>>10719345
>The has all the cliches in the book and that what makes it so sweet to her hears! A cascading melody of pretentious, faux-poetic bullshit. The things that made japanese animation famous in the first place!
(Yes... This is it... He may be a bit clumsy but... But I know he is the one, we will grow stronger together that is)
>Unable to repress her feeling, she holds his literal skeletic hand tight.
P-Please! Become my master! It is find that put us toghether tonight! You are the one I was destined to serve under and I shall put my sword under your command, so you and your justice might shine and shower the world!
>Her beating heart is echoing all around the room, don't fuck this up Mr Bones.
>Jumps around a corner in a sheet
WoooOOAAAAAaaooogh! I'm a GHOOOOST!
uh oh
>>10719419
We're about to find out who will be the ASS WOMAN.
>>10719448
>>10719345
It has*
>>10719419
Ssssh. We're fighting. Or sleeping. Or both!
How come the people i always rig the game for end up losing?
>>10719452
More dead bodies, not even gonna go near the dairy.
>>10719473
Karen lost?
>>10719452
I see, thanks for the info.
>>10719463
Sorry, my mistake.
Post jobs and how much you earn per month.
IS IT? CAN IT BE?!
>>10719483
I didn't rig for her u little shit
>>10719473
Learn from the best riggers.
>>10719473
Ask Adachi to teach ya.
>>10719499
Pack water next time, got it.
>>10719497
>ESL teacher in a foreign country.
>$3500 + benefits and company utilities
She's an ass girl!
>Bewp bewp
Yeah she's an ass girl!
>Bewp bewp
>>10719395
You got that right, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. Life's easy without feelings! It's your fault really, you should get better taste. Who falls for a murderous, unemphatic skeleton? Weirdos do!
>>10719419
Death!
>>10719430
I'm sick of being a prop. Today, I'm the teacher. Thank you!
>>10719448
>The skeleton places his other hand on top of hers, looking deep into her eyes. Thankfully he has no eyes of his own, otherwise she'd be able to see the sheer madness that they would hold within them.
I could not think of somebody better. Somebody more worthy of serving under me, of carrying out my Justice. Our Justice. With our shining Justice we shall beat back the darkness that surrounds this Earth. The greatest injustice of all is that it took so long for us to meet, that so many evil deeds have gone unpunished without us to punish them. I can see it now, a future where the world is surrounded by light. Yes!
>He smiles proudly upon finishing his monologue. Not proud at whatever nonsense he just dribbled, but proud of the fact that he just keeps getting away with being an absolute dick.
>>10719435
No harm has been done. Ignorance exist so we can cast it away....
>She notices the oversized chicken next to Agrias. A fine steed indeed.
Ah- I don't know... I walk and run as simply as you do with your own legs... Shall we have a race or a joust so we can judge it though?
>>10719483
Karen never loses. Even if she lost.
>>10719483
This >>10719549
There's no way to defeat Karen, she always wins
>why do the characters I rig for lose?
>Karen loses
HMMMMMM??
>>10719494
No need to be such a submissive wallflower, silly!
>>10719534
Good work! Thank youu!
Yo suz, what name do you want on the special ASS wincard?
Also what's your source?
>>10719534
Congratulations. Thank you for the match.
>>10719543
Perhaps another time when I am well rested, unlike tonight.
>>10719577
Thank you for the journey, Ser.
>>10719534
Congratulations
>>10719577
Guess second place isn't so bad. Thanks for the game host, have a good one.
How come every game has to have a two or three day peace period.
>>10719577
Alright, I got 5 points. If I'm not winning I might as well be earning those points. Thanks for the game.
wow. fuck cloud.l spiky haired faggot. literally just liked me cuz i occasional share the marbles i stole from his ass with him. What a fucking fag. Who wants some free marbles? Courtesy of cloud.
>>10719604
I understand. I shall towards it then. Have a pleasant night Lady Agrias.
>>10719574
Whatever you say pal.
>>10719577
Congratulations!!
>>10719610
>>10719577
Thanks for hosting Eric
I need to stop fapping jesus fuck.
>>10719577
Still no kills. Congrats Suz, and thanks for hosting, Eric.
>tfw can't swim
>>10719631
I really bummed, hoshi. Literally attention posted for you specifically to wish me a happy brhtday cuz you're the king of hg or whatever. You know how much that would've meant to me if the king of hg or whatever wished me a happy birthday? I even did it when I specifically saw you i the thread and got no answer from you whats o ever or whatever. Like I get you probably think i'm a faggot or whatever, but I still thought you would've put that aside to like..not be a total r00d d00d, you know what I mean?...Of course you don't. you're literally going to ignore this post like every single other post I ever reply to you with. I literally don't get your beef with me and don't get why you can't NOT be immature and tell me why you hate me.
>>10719652
>throws into the ocean
>>10719636
>>10719668
kys
>>10719542
Then it is settled. My blade is yours and from now on, I shall call you... Master.
>She bows down as she sits, her sword reversed in a position of devotion and respect.
>She stands there,waiting for an order or a reaction. Her tail waves happily and seems to indicate her back, in a silent invitation to ride her.
>>10719684
Does she have piles? What the fuck is that bump?
I really bummed, hoshi. Literally attention posted for you specifically to wish me a happy brhtday cuz you're the king of hg or whatever. You know how much that would've meant to me if the king of hg or whatever wished me a happy birthday? I even did it when I specifically saw you i the thread and got no answer from you whats o ever or whatever. Like I get you probably think i'm a faggot or whatever, but I still thought you would've put that aside to like..not be a total r00d d00d, you know what I mean?...Of course you don't. you're literally going to ignore this post like every single other post I ever reply to you with. I literally don't get your beef with me and don't get why you can't NOT be immature and tell me why you hate me.
Seriously what name do you want on the wincard suz?
Also i still need your source.
>>10719636
Same.
>>10719621
May you as well.
>Goodnight.
>>10719703
>Goodnight. Sweet dreams.
>>10719696
Testicles
>>10719622
Silly elfy.
When are we going to have an Emoji themed code to celebrate the release of the Emoji Movie?
>>10719617
I do not know what you are talking about... But if those marble are stolen you'd better restitute them to their proper owners.
Told you he wouldn't reply to me. Like if he's ignoring someone who literary didn't do anything to him I'd really hate to see how he treats his actual friends. I mean if his friends are literally nice enough to make his shitty ass cry over a stupid fucking letter that he spent actual effort writing and taking pictures of, like seriously...Like How much dick did THEY have to suck just to get on his good side? Like what is really worth the effort? Was his star cock really that tasty?
>>10719668
Take it up with the big star, I've got no idea what you're talking about.
>>10719742
>forgot my pic
damn cancer.
>>10719744
Fuck you. I hate you now. You were my hero, now you're just a fucking asshole.
>>10719542
>>10719691
I ship it.
Told you he wouldn't reply to me. Like if he's ignoring someone who literary didn't do anything to him I'd really hate to see how he treats his actual friends. I mean if his friends are literally nice enough to make his shitty ass cry over a stupid fucking letter that he spent actual effort writing and taking pictures of, like seriously...Like How much dick did THEY have to suck just to get on his good side? Like what is really worth the effort? Was his star cock really that tasty?
>>10719717
I will be Laughing Emoji
>>10719691
fucking cringe
>>10719758
You'll be shit emoji
>>10719717
>>10719758
Dibs on Jailbreak
>>10719768
He's sooooo cute, isn't he?
>>10719699
she's OC, tag is "Suzumi_(hetza)" on gel/danbooru
>>10719691
>"Wow, this horse is a frickin' idiot. I just spewed out some cheap words and just ate 'em all up. Oh well, at least she has a sword. I can probably make her cut up some of the other idiots around here that I don't like before she gets killed or something."
Today marks an important day, perhaps one of the most important days in history. Our union will be sung about for millennia to come, as the Master and Servant who fought back the darkness together. If it is no bother...
>The skeleton walks behind Ceteorea, preparing to mount her. He'd have never actually ridden a horse before, so he had to do his best not to make it awkward as fuck. He might out himself as a phony if he struggles too much. Placing a gentle hand on her, he glides it across her back to get a "feel" for her, because he had no other idea what to do. He leaps up from the floor but makes no effort to get on top of her, landing back on the ground with a soft thud.
Ahem. Just...
>From a standing position the skeleton lifts up his leg and tries to swing it around her back, only for him to slip and fall on the floor.
fuck
>he whispers
>>10719763
whoops sorry, mislinked >>10719742
I really wanna fuck Shimakaze in the ass.
>>10719699
Guys please.
>>10719777
Cuter than your shit taste for lolis.
Do you read others RP?
>>10719788
>>10719797
Nigga.
>the poop emoji is voiced by Patrick Stewart
>>10719788
Thank you, at least you're actually useful.
>>10719810
every now and then
>>10719763
>>10719794
i'll fight you from my deathbed, dawg. You're fuckin with the wrong people.
>>10719810
No, But I should.
>>10719810
Everyone's. I read every post. And I mean every post.
>>10719832
D-don't read this post, or you'll be sexually harassing me
>>10719832
Compulsion?
>>10719823
>As is the intention.
>>10719810
>An amount that's probably both too little and too much at once
I had the chance to hook up with a 16 year old today. She has the same fetishes as me, and she's got a great body. I chose not to because I'm a law abiding citizen. I don't regret my decision.
>>10719832
Thank you for reading my blogposts and sadness, anon.
>>10719847
>does it
>>10719856
Yeah.
>>10719870
>kissu
>>10719800
I'm not into lolis
>>10719861
>choosing not to be a pedophile
You're alright, anon. Don't come to hg tomorrow.
>>10719860
>fuck aussa, when are we finally gonna ship?
>>10719879
Me too.
>>10719861
Cuck
>>10719860
Oh, Hoshi, can you drop your disc- Wait a fucking second, you look a bit different there.
>>10719879
HELP
HELP
THIS ANON JUST RAPED ME
>>10719861
Depending on where you live, 16 is within the legal age of consent. Even in some parts of America. As long as you don't take pics or videos of the girl nude.
>You can legally fuck this 16 year old
>But taking a pic of fucking her gets you charged with child pornography
>>10719895
Cheerio!#7042
>>10719889
Feels blank man.
>>10719904
>does it again
>>10719895
>Cheerio!#7042
>>10719886
>When Uso stops being crazy
>>10719794
>It's okay, though I admit my last line was a bit awkward
>>10719791
>It seems as he has understoof after all. Riding a centaur is great mark of honor and is usually reserved for the one person they enthrusted with an oath.
>She blushes as well, it is her first time not to mention the fact that the metaphysical being watching all over us might see the scene in... another light.
>Still. She tries her best, Craig has fallen the first time, but nothing's lost yet.
>He tries again
(Stay calm... Stay cal- Aah!
>As he tries to mount her again, her instincts kicks in and she throws a hoof directly into his ribcage
>tfw big as fuck but retain the same shape I had when I was little so I still look like a twink
Fug
>>10719938
>The centaur's kick breaks through his ribs with incredible ease, the impact knocking him across the room. Slipping on one of the glass shards from when the TV had been broken earlier the skeleton smashes through the window and ends up in the front yard. Surrounded by broken bones and glass, the skeleton is forced to gaze up at the skies as he is unable to move from his spot.
again,
fuck
>>10719931
Voicechat on discord when?
>>10719988
>not abusing your stature to be a sexy dommy twink
knuckles on my knuckles already
I might consider hosting if you want while I watch house of cards but I'm feeling like trash™ give me a round of replies and I'll think about it
>>10720048
HERE I COME
ROUGHER THAN MOM'S SPAGHETTI
>>10720028
>When I feel like it.
>Good night.
>>10719938
>The one person they enthrusted
>Enthrusted
God damn it! Is this Red? Cause if it is... Bravo on doing a great char. If another ESL fag then aside from the typos here and there good job.
>>10720068
If you'd be so kind.
>>10720078
>Got dangit
>>10720068
>Do it if you want to friend.
>>10720079
Only Red can be this cringy
>>10720068
I don't care if you host or not. I'm just gonna be fapping. To you.
GUUUUUUUUUUUUTS
>>10720068
Please do, oh wonderful hosting goddess who deserves more (you)'s than they receive.
>>10720092
delete
If you can choose what code would you want?
>>10720021
M-Master!!
>She burst out of the house, her face torn apart by genuine concern! The complete opposite of Craig's fake pretending ass
>She hears something cracking under her hooves and she realizes she's been shattering his femur.
I am... I am so sorry! Please! It was a first for me and I panicked...
>She picks up his skull, not caring for the shard of glass as she hurts her hands... Blood tainting the yard crimson.
Tell me... How can I fix you? There must be a way... Skeletons can reconstitue themselves I know! I shall bring out some milk if I must!
>>10720079
>I'm not Red. I just write too quickly without proofreading. Thank you.
>>10720068
Image 4u
>>10720078
>>10720088
One day you will, and it will be with another one of your friends as well. Good bed.
>>10720115
rLW3iyjK
>>10720115
I have a certain fondness for the medieval arena
>>10720122
Thanks.
Give me 24 while I set up.
>Road Road
>>10720148
Centorea
>>10720148
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>10720148
Gascoigne
>>10720148
Lord Beerus
>>10720148
HK416
>>10720148
Lana's mother
>>10720148
Malem Brolydong
>>10720148
Emi driving an AE86
>>10720148
Ririchiyo
>>10720148
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10720148
Windows XP-tan
>>10720148
Merryn
>>10720143
just for shits im using it
>>10720148
Ink Boss
>>10720148
Elias Ainsworth
>>10720148
Miku's ass
>>10720148
Dakini
>>10720148
EXPAND DONG
>>10720148
The Big Red Machine
>>10720148
Yuno
>>10720148
Bellona
>>10720079
(No, i'm sleepi- Wait i'm not. No, that's not me. I wish that I could type a lot like that, even with typos... I really take a lot of time thinking about what to say in rp and in conversations)
>>10720148
Natsuo Maki
>>10720148
Scream back to G2 confirmed
>>10720148
Every Pokemon Antagonist
>>10720148
Fujiwara no Fumokou
>>10720148
Sonia Nevermind
>>10720148
Mega tits
>>10720148
The Piss Of All Cosmos
>>10720148
Ranma Saotome
>>10720217
One of these here is not like the others
>>10720174
>kissu
>>10720244
Guzma?
>>10720214
It was a joke. Ever get back into your discord?
Now take a check and sit right here while these guys swap out because its inevitable
>>10720214
Do you still use the throwaway discord?
>>10720247
Guards, take this person away please.
>>10720231
>look at her source
>moeshit AND hentai
Nice
>>10720273
Give >>10720217
to >>10720243
>>10720116
>Not wanting to ruin what he's got going on right now, the skeleton holds back his anger and smiles weakly at Centorea as she picks up his skull. With a trembling arm he raises his hand to give her a thumbs up, indicating that he's OK (and also revealing that his skeleton can operate independently from his skull).
D-don't worry about it, the best course of action would be to crush my skull underneath your hoof...ha...
>The skeleton breaks out into a series of fake coughs to emphasise how damaged he is.
I'll respawn, albeit far from here. Do not hesitate in your task: this is an order. Crush my skull. Do not worry for I shall use the guiding light of justice to find my way back to you.
>"Next time I see you I'm going to use you like my dog and sic you on those that have wronged me. I'm giddy with excitement! I have no idea who to make her slay first!"
>>10720295
Ohhh heey! Thanks for that, I totally appreciate it.
>>10720148
Johnny
>>10720262
(I have to wait for tommorow to see if I can do something, i'm gonna try recover it at least 3 more days before thinking on making a new one)
>>10720276
(I have to do one throwaway account every day now. Why?)
>>10720273
>A blazing fire courses through her blood now that she's finally found herself a master and she feels as if she can take on the world!
I stand here and ready!
>>10720304
Put it to good use now.
>>10720304
maybe you'll win now
>>10720314
Because I want to talk to you. Make a secondary account for now since you cannot access the first one.
>>10720332
If she wins she has to join my Harem as a repayment for her debt to me.
>>10720283
No. WAIT!
>>10720322
Oh you know I will, I'll knock these schmucks outta the park.
>>10720332
...Sh-Shut up, I've won plenty of times.
Now if only Eric was here so he could be in my game to die
>>10720355
I dont see you on my list
>>10720365
BE STARTING SOON JUST LOOK AND MAKE SURE ITS THERE
>>10720273
Whoops, Look at the time.... haha. Time to go to bed. Swap any person that wants my spot goodnight!
>>10720340
(I'll do one when I make other email, I can't do one right now because i'm going to bed. goodnight)
>>10720314
Please figure it out. Been wanting to add you.
Post memes
>>10720345
Uhh, no I won't? I never agreed to that.
>>10720365
Maybe not onna your games...but I've won like...fi-five others.
Le-Let's just get goin'.
>>10720365
What did i ever do to you?
>>10720377
(O-Oh... Just wait. i'll make a secondary account tommorow, if you see me again then just ask. goodnight)
>>10720297
I... Are you sure about that?
>She takes some time to gaze into the black abyss of his "eyes"... And the abyss gazedback... or rather she feels like it gazed with gratitude, according to her own fantasies.
A-Alright... I shall wait for our next meeting master. Please take care. I will be ready whenever you are. Say a word and my blade unsheathed will serve you...
>She THROWS his skull unto the ground and crushes it with all her force, shattering it in a millions pieces as she closes her eyes.
Until next time...
>>10720387
>pours hot water on while dabbing
>>10720403
>dabs and kicks you in your dick
>>10720372
TOO LATE
>>10720387
Oooh big winner over here.
>>10720395
it's a retort wrestling buddy I cant jab you?
>>10720387
Those were the terms and conditions for taking the nomination.
You are now a part of the Aether Foundation.
You are representing us from here on out. If you are victorious you will be promoted to Admin and are allowed to join my Personal Harem.
Do us Proud out there.
Aether Grunt Ranma.
>>10720386
>>10720403
>Gets hot watered on turns back into a dude.
Yeah, thanks a bunch. Although I have a good idea what you're gonna do next.
>>10720412
You're damn straight I am! I'm a huge winner! Just...not of a whole lotta things.
>>10720386
I HOPE YOU'VE GOT YOUR WINTERWARES
ITS GOING COOOOLD
You faggots are always saying this shit is cancer, that faggot is cancer, motherfucker, I have cancer. Fuck you. I just want to have some fun before I fucking die.
>>10720457
Revy please
>>10720457
>mfw have cancer
>mfw no longer have cancer
Feels not cancer man.
Does Homeland get any better by the way I haven't touched that shit in years
>>10720431
I'm sorry...what now? I didn't even sign anything. Somethin' tells me this ain't exactly legal. But you know what? I'll humor you; for your sake this gig better pay good, or else I'm gone.
>>10720386
Ass>>10720412
Will put your fears to rest in broski, I'm in the game, just in secret.
>>10720461
>TFW Revy came back, only to leave again.
https://pastebin.com/8Svzg1Vt
>>10720483
who the fuck are you in the first place?
>>10720446
>It's been the better part of an hour, but the centauress and her teammate are definitely lost... Wrapped in a thick mist, there is nothing but a growl coming from the distance
That sound... It is coming right her-
>She has no time to finish her sentence as the machine emerge from the mist and mows them down... Their blood tainting the purity of the snow
I m going to boil an egg and then eat it
Without removing the shell
These aint no reindeer games I've seen what the shit is going on? fucking killer bathtubs and magic air
>>10720495
Shame
>>10720493
then do better mister andre
>>10720509
I'm me who else can I be?
>>10720457
Unironically this
>>10720446
Fuck Christmas.
>>10720535
...You gotta be kiddin' me. This early? In the goddamn bloodbath? This was totally rigged!
>>10720535
>>10720549
shit dude please the kids what about the kids?
>>10720562
No bully, you just happened to run into someone stronger then you
>>10720564
i-is that bray wyatt?
>>10720585
>>10720585
There ain't no one stronger then me! I trained more in my whole life then any of these schmucks have in a week! It was a cheapshot, 'ya hear me?!
>>10720585
Nah, that's brad white.
>wanted to go to the movies tomorrow
>no good movies anymore in the theatre
I summon _____
>>10720612
Then it was a fluke big five wins, next time you show up in my dojo make it further!
>>10720618
Must be a hipster who was also into cooking meth or something
>>10720637
I stopped movie going for a long time, movies are going downhill sequel after sequel.
>>10720647
Furry porn
>>10720653
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COdoHpU_a8U
>Should have been my event desu
oh shit I forgot the le sekret is next weekend
>>10720653
>>10720653
Of course it was a fluke! I ain't about to be up-stagged by some losers! I'll make sure to win next time, I swear my college savings on it!
>"Which are admittedly none-existent, but they don't need to know that"
if there was a Cars John F. Kennedy who was "shot" by a Cars Lee Harvey Oswalt, what was JFK sitting in if HE HIMSELF was already a car?
>>10720714
Oh fuck
>>10720672
this desu
>>10720695
make way for the next winner of the games i'll give you your winnings whne it happens
>>10720714
JFK was shot in either the windshield or the engine, presumably like the method used in Cars two.
If that's not an option, JFK was probably riding on the back of a truck. Don't you dare fucking ask me how Cars World War I started.
ITS THE FUCKING FEEEEAST
>>10720714
Either a flat bed tow truck or one of those car hauling trailers towed by big rigs.
>>10720714
Don't you remember how in the first cars movie lightning mcqueen was kept inside a truck?
they'd have one of those but no roof
Sometimes, I lay outside and pretend i'm a cloud
PRESS F FOR NO RAGRETS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHFmtT8ra6A
OVERDRIVERRRRRRR
>>10720858
Fuck, Riri why?
HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI IS TOO MUCH?
>>10720872
she hates previous winners but she hates mothers even more
kill me
ITS THE FINAL shits and lakes are still the deadliest to catch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-sgw9bPV4A
: s
>>10720907
Dont say that someone might actively take that as an invitation
>>10720909
>Mokou
>Ice spell
Hmmm
>>10720917
good
>>10720916
:c
Here's the shit I didnt forget, I'm too lazy to make a wincard for now so it'll be in the backlog
>>10720920
...is it a changling?
>>10720920
It's fumokou
>>10720928
Shit i lost.
>>10720917
>>10720928
Adequately done, player and host.
>>10720928
>Thanks for hosting
>Congrats
>>10720947
Maybe if you were fast enough, don't worry maybe you'll win the royal rumble
>>10720948
R-RAVEN?!
>>10720948
>Centourea was Raven
NANI? MASAKA
>fellas being surprised that the fella who bangs a horse would play a half horse fella
>>10720973
shit when you right you right
>>10720959
Trust me I'll win the rumble.
Got all my money on the undertaker.
test
>>10720909
>Mokou avenged. Mission accomplished.
>Thanks for hosting.
>>10720980
>>10720963
>>10720967
Raven? On at this time? Bakana!
>It's a half horse girl
M-Maybe not bakana?
>>10720928
Total bull...Whatever, thanks for the game, I guess.
>>10721001
>Raven is avaing a centaur to celebrate her ship with Luna
>it's a monstergirl, so none of us saw it coming
D E E P E S T
Guess who I am, and I'll give you something special.
Hint: >not
>>10720996
Give me test man too
>>10721021
Adachi
>>10721021
Tricky
>>10721021
Yosugay.
>>10721021
C-Crab nigger?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uej_m6bT2-0
>>10721035
Okay, post what you want in here.
>>10721062
>>10721048
Nice
>>10721021
Fyxe