HG / Hunger Games Threads.
Russian Nightclub Edition.
>Fuck is this?
People host a brantsteele simulator, others post characters they want in it.
Some people rp as those characters or avafag with them, but neither are mandatory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9i9ZQ0231E
>>10694309
W-What about him? He's a very nice man.
>>10694341
Do you live him shy girl
>>10694315
Show me those HG memes, nerds.
>>10694280
At least that way people won't know its really you.
>>10694375
>>10694375
>night club
>>>NOBODY DANCING
>>10694414
>dances?
>>10694414
We're all too socially inept to dance.
>>10694375
>
>>10694375
>>10694315
>>10694414
What a lame Club.
>>10694314
You don't have to remind me, Nii-chan, but I'm sure he's the real deal even if he's only going to ask for 1000 yen. I need to do this, we need to do this. This enemy can only be defeated with an exorcist and he's gonna help me, he's not a bad guy.
>>10694414
This
Lurkers come out and dance before I fire up an AK!
>>10694322 (Anon asking about events)
Going off personal experience with the codes I've made, it depends on how often you plan to host it and how large you consistently make the rosters. Obviously the larger the discrepancies, the more often events will show up, and the more often people will get repeat events over the course of the game's longevity. I'd say a good start is (N/F order): 40/15 Bloodbath, 100/40 Day, 100/40 Night, 35/15 Feast, and 3 Arenas.
>>10694414
>>10694377
I know; but no one wants to be called Baron, anon.
>>10694449
>stares
...
kys baron
>chews toothpick
>>10694442
>stops time
>fires 5 crossbow bolts at your face
>walks away
>>10694371
W-What do you mean...? I-I can't live someone, i-if that's what you're asking. T-That's not possible...
>>10694466
Love*
>>10694444 (checked)
God damn. That's a lot of events to be writing. Putting all that time and/or effort in doesn't seem worth it at all.
>>10694414
>>10694457
>We're never gonna have a real Ryan Gosling ava
added to how useless i am i can't even stop making fucking posts about how shitty i have it
>>10694449
>When even Baron does not want to be called Baron
>>10694315
You dropped this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VmkySNDX4dU
>>10694442
Dance? The Great Captain Usopp doesn't dance...andi'mtotallynotsayingthiscauseican'toranything.
>>10694491
shut up adachi
>>10694414
.
You try to run me through
Hold on
Think again
Don't you know
What you're starting
There's no holding me back
I'm not driven by fear
I'm just driven by anger
And you're under attack
>>10694435
Are you going to fight a demon or what? Whaveter, if you insist, go hire him, just don't come crying when he turns out to be another fake... But give me a call if something happens...
>Araragi gets on his bike and rides away
I'll come kick his ass!
>>10694499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC5Ud9_DmeU
>>10694465
>
>>10694499
>Her feet tap to the beat even when down on the ground
>>10694469
>Up comes the blush, and up comes Shy's sleeves in an attempt to cover it.
W-W-What?! N...No! H-He's just very nice!
>>10694486
>>10694512
>Shy really, really did not expect to see leaked footage of her past excesses appear in the nightclub. She's more embarrassed than ever.
W-W-W-Where d-did you get that!? I-I thought no one saw it...!
Shygal is fapbait
>>10694588
water is wet
>>10694473
I might be overestimating, but believe me when I say the effort is worth it, especially if you enjoy being creative or writing creatively. I wouldn't have made four codes if I didn't.
People WILL like your code. It's up to you to decide how much they like it.
>>10694588
Oh who would of guessed?
>>10694588
>a character designed for a porn flash is fapbait
water is wet
>>10694523
>Karen looks at Araragi as he rides away from her. She stays frozen for a second before she looks up at the sky and yells at him.
Nothing bad it's going to happen, Nii-chan! I'm stronger than them!
>>10694588
And your point? We all already knew that, anon.
>>10694375
When will you quit HG ?
>>10694656
>>10694315
>>10694414
The music is pounding against my eardrums without relent. I wish I was at home right now.
http://poal.me/9lvwe5
It's for something I'll regret.
>>10694655
>>10694604
>>10694603
>>10694598
Thanks for the (You)s.
>>10694658
When i finally decide to become a responsible adult.
So never.
>>10694599
I suppose I'll just go for 35/15 for BB. Maybe 50/20 for day and night. Maybe I'll start to love it as I get more events.
>>10694608
>it's
>>10694656
>>10694666
why Seth why
>>10694697
You'll want around 80 day and night non fatals.
Otherwise they'll repeat 1000 times.
>>10694675
>I mean it's a good choice for what I'm gonna do but... fuck man.
me
>>10694375
>>10694675
Good luck in ERP rube
>>10694739
>I'mma kill beachbro after this
>>10694565
I have my sources.
>>10694725
DO IT AS PAUL FOR MAXIMUM KEKS
>>10694752
Vibri?
Has anybody used Peter Griffin for an avi?
>>10694725
a bet is a bet
>>10694315
>>10694414
This dICK is pounding AGAINst my ass WIthout RELent. I wish I was at home right NOW.
>>10694708
>I know, I know! You don't have to remind me!
>>10694697
Also, mind you, you don't have to write all the events at once and never write another one. I've nearly tripled the size of the original code I wrote, and I'm still adding new events. Just add as many as you feel comfortable with and then test out crowd response.
>>10694658
When I fucking die, probably. I haven't gone a day without checking the threads since I joined.
>>10694772
I think Medic did at one point but don't quote me.
>>10694752
What was the bet?
>>10694772
Go for it.
>>10694765
I'm doing what the poal wants.
>>10694767
Yes.
>>10694779
I thought they were meant to be fun.
>>10694752
Have fun now~
>>10694772
God that would be some autism.
>>10694772
I don't think we need the living definition of the word "unfunny" around here.
>>10694794
I win, he helps me make my code.
I lose, I have to ERP.
>>10694799
Shhhh you.
>>10694813
win or lose what?
>>10694670
>>10694784
Hahaha, are you okay?
>>10694811
>Who is Hoshi?
>>10694772
hey Beter
>>10694813
Yeah but was the actual BET?
>>10694820
>>10694838
What Dachi hosted, I got a lower placement place than Vibri.
>>10694828
>>10694784
Faggot.
>>10694756
L-L-Lakitu!? B-But...I-I told him not to...oh, gosh, I-I...
>Shy tapers off as she buries her face even deeper into her sleeves. After a bit, the only thing that happens is her body occasionally heaving alongside some choked breathing. She seems really upset about this.
>>10694870
kys baron
>>10694854
Well, get to it lad
>>10694828
>His fanclub
>mfw currently adding a new code to thrill ride
>>10694793
I suppose I was just asking what a good start is.
>>10694854
make an opening post
>>10694315
>Feeling a bit parched, the skeleton rises from his seat and pushes his way through a sea of drunken dancers in order to reach the vending machine tucked away in the corner. He gets pushed around a bit as people bump up against each other, but otherwise he manages to get through them all unharmed. Once he gets to the vending machine he looks at all of his options, only to be dismayed when he finds there are only two: кoкc and диeтичecкaя кoлa.
What the heck is any of this shit? Eugh...
>Groaning, the skeleton removes a two dollar coin from his rib cage. Thankfully the machine accepts foreign currency and eats up his coin with little protest, the mechanical buzzing and whirring inside confirming the skeleton's payment. With that done the skeleton pushes one of the buttons, unsure of what exactly it was he was paying for. The vending machine rumbles as a can of Coke comes blasting out of the open compartment at the bottom, smashing into the skeleton's skull and knocking him to the floor. Dazed and confused, the skeleton grabs hold of his Coke and gets up from the ground, rubbing his forehead. The vending machine, in a monotonous, robotic voice thanks the skeleton for its purchase.
Cпacибo зa вaш вклaд, тoвapищ
>Feeling a mix between anger and confusion, the skeleton silently pops the tab to his Coke and brings it to his mouth, drinking deeply of the can. It then spills out over his bones and pools up at his feet. Now just feeling anger, the skeleton pelts the vending machine with his Coke can, causing it to retaliate by firing off several more Coke cans at him. The skeleton shields his skull from the blows with his arms and runs to cover, diving behind the bar as Coke cans are shot at the patrons of the night club, causing them to disperse. From his cover, the skeleton contemplates his position.
What the fuck was the point of this?
>>10694729
>I remember that thread. I think I was rping with Baki, Kaito, Rika and Soraka as a T-Rex at the time.
>>10694884
I am.
>>10694909
Yeah no, I'm gonna indulge at it.
>>10694917
>What the fuck was the point of this?
>>10694793
Aw, how about something South Park
>>10694808
Precisely why i consider it
>>10694881
I will tell that faggot to kill himself as well, thanks.
>>10694917
>The bouncer ducks underneath one of the tables as coke cans fly everywhere.
>>10694958
kys baron
>>10694967
You know, we could kill him.
>Walks into the thread
kys baron
Post what you're doing, HG
>>10695037
>walks out of the thread
>>10695046
>Nothing
>>10695046
I stayed up all night fucking, so it's about time I got to sleep. Keep those curtains closed. I don't want anything or anyone in my room, let alone the sun.
>>10694901
>Then what you posted sounds like a good start, yeah. I wish you the best of luck on it.
>>10694917
>What exactly transpired just transpired, and Zer0 didn't anticipate any of what just occurred. Rising from where he was seated, the assassin dashes forward towards the machine, narrowly avoiding being pelted by numerous cans of soda. Once he reaches it, he swiftly pulls out his katana and slices the power cable to the machine clean in half. Almost instantly, the lights on it flicker off and the cans stop shooting out.
>With that problem taken care of, Zer0 sheaths his blade and starts walking towards over to the skeleton cowering behind the bar.
>>10694953
>You know, it all my time of being here, I've never seen a single South Park ava. Interesting. There may have been one before, but not recently, so go for it.
>>10695046
>Listening to Devin Townsend, noodling around on my guitar, and this.
>>10695046
https://youtu.be/O5ZQsf0qiSQ
Listing to this.
>>10695046
Trying to get buff on my shitty little weight lifting bench.
>>10695046
Playing OW and being extremely dissapointed with Doomfist
Bracing for the worst...
>>10694936
>Shimakaze (male) approaches the woman much taller than her (him), and puts her (his) arms around her on the walls. He (She) looks up at Sonata with a smirk on her (his) face.
Hey baby, you lookin' for a good time?
>>10695046
Your mom
>>10695046
>Shrugs
I'm watching movies.
>>10695046
Posting about what I'm doing
>>10695046
>>10695112
>whoops. i'm dumb
>>10695112
Which total war is this?
>>10695046
Nothing, really.
>>10695074
The bedrooms are upstairs. They are used to whores so at the very least it will feel like home for you. Sleep tight princess.
>>10695037
Reigns! How did the title go?
>>10694917
You could be popular in erp, t-b-q-h.
>>10694958
>>10695078
>The vending machine continues to shake violently as power surges through it, more and more cans blasting out of it. Cans of coke smash through tables, walls and people as the vending machine continues its indiscriminate assault on the patrons of the bar. Things are looking bleak when suddenly a masked swordsman emerges from...his seat, not the shadows like a cool dude, and cuts through its power cord to disable it. Just enough left-over power surges through it to launch one more can, which smashes into the skeleton's skull again as he peeks from his cover to see what's going on. The impact is enough to slightly crack open his skull.
Frick
>>10695046
Drinking to forget how much my heart hurts.
>>10695046
Define doing in this context? Aren't we all just wasting our lives? How can anyone truly live their life?
We're all big time wasters.
>>10695046
>Dark Souls fucking 2
>>10695113
Uh...
>she shrugs at the much smaller boygirl, giving a nervous grin
Sure, just not around here.
>>10695147
fuck off t-b-q-h
>>10695147
i did it once but i got bored
>>10695173
No, t-b-q-h
>>10695113
Go be lecherous somewhere else.
>>10695146
Will... Do....
Zzz...
>>10695146
>OOOOOOOHHAAAAAAAAHH's sadly.
>>10695171
>slides into this thread
I'm not done with you yet get back in ERP.
>>10695142
I know you're probably joking, but I'll bite. It's Europa Universalis 4.
>>10695204
Oh yeah I just forgot that I made a post there.
>>10695214
O-Oh the top down just reminded me of rome total war is all.
I've never played europa.
>>10695046
Finna beat my meat
>>10695204
kek
>>10695188
What are you gonna do about it silver queef? Shitpost me?
>>10695171
No, no. Right here and right now. My boner will go down by the time we walk on over.
>Shimakaze (male) proceeds to take her (his) blue skirt off down to the floor, now standing in her (his) skimpy thong.
>>10695250
And fall to your level? Nah. Just calling as I see it.
>>10695250
>She looks away, clearly not in consent with this, as she covers her face despite looking away, shaking up a bit
Are you sure there's no closet here so that we can sneak in it without the view of everyone?
Reminder that you did nothing productive today.
>>10695150
>Zer0 was indeed seated before, trying to enjoy his time like he was at Moxxi's again. Now, however, he's up and moving towards Craig still.
>Suddenly, a can soars by Zer0, narrowly missing the back of his helmeted head, and smashes into the skeleton's head as he peeks out to see why the machine stopped. Zer0 stops in his tracks to gauge what just happened, breaking the silence to speak at the skeleton.
Only blame yourself.
That malfunction was your fault.
Would that be karma?
>>10695250
>Zer0 suddenly turns and fires a pistol shot right at the trap's testicles before turning back to the skeleton. He only speaks one word as he holsters his pistol.
Well?
>>10695250
ugh.
>stabs you in the face
>>10695292
i'm currently working on an assignment so shut the HECK up
>>10695192
Shit. Who took it? Our son betted big money on you winning.
>>10695150
>She flips the table over and ducks behind it as a barrage of coke cans smashes into the table. Swearing in russian, she gets up once it has stopped, walking towards the pair, her attention focused on the masked man.
>>10695078
>You see a disgruntled woman, presumably the club's owner or bouncer walk towards you and craig. When she spots the damage and your weapon of choice, she holds her sheathed katana ready, just in case.
You two better pay for that vandalism.
>>10695292
Don't need you to tell me desu. What I need you to do is kill me.
RUBY GET BACK IN THE ERP THREAD
>>10695292
I practice my drawing skills, at least is something
>"Ignore the hg faggot. They aren't going to erp. This is an elaborate derail."
KEK
>>10695345
>being this NEET
>>10695377
Such is life
>>10695266
What do you think you're doing right now?
>>10695272
No, and it isn't needed. Relax, I've done this plenty of times before.
>Shimakaze (male) takes her (his) thong off next, kicking the discarded clothing to the side. She (He) then grabs the tiny flaccid member dangling between her (his) legs and holds it up, jerking the rod slowly while staring up at Sonata for her next move.
>>10695401
I called you lecherous, which is exactly what you're being. Your point?
>>10695401
Yeah uh...
I'm gonna...
>She looks at it, then starts moving her leg back... To kick the trap right in the dick before making a run for it to>>10693424
SORRY! SOOORRRY!
>>10695327
>Zer0 also holds his katana in ready, with two back-up plans if need be. Nothing that the woman also has a katana fills him with a sense of challenge as he's meeting a fellow swordsman. or, rather, swordswoman. His faceplate mask suddenly beams out "1337" as he speaks.
Our vandalism?
It was only the boned one.
I fixed his mistake.
>>10695401
>Ignored
>Bad RP desu desu
>>10695377
Not wrong
>>10695299
>>10695327
>The skeleton rises up from his cover again, scanning the area to see what damage he had caused. Among the probably the tens of thousands of dollars in damages, some people lay sprawled out on the ground as they had been annihilated by the cans. The skeleton began to smile when he saw one of them laying on their backs, his face a gooey red as it had been caved in by a can.
>Needless to say, the skeleton's smile grew wider when the trap's testicles were shot off.
Hey, I've shot that guy before too! If karma for throwing a Coke can at some dumb vending machine is immense property damage, death and genital mutilation then I'm all for it!
>He turns his attention to the bartender as she approaches, beaming at her too.
You two should fight it out. I'm innocent in all of this, really. My only crime is assaulting some dumbshit vending machine.
>>10695401
You have less than three seconds to stop what you're doing before you suffer consequences.
>>10695444
>>10695401
>>10695444
Silver queef? Is that y-
>>10695424
>Shimakaze (male) falls to the floor, writhing in pain as she (he) slumps to the floor without any pants on.
I will end my life on September 27th, 2017.
Since I have less than 2 months to live, and nothing but HG in sight, I'll try to enjoy as much as possible my last moments here. RP, hosting, discussing. I just hope to live an enjoyable last ride.
>>10695474
>>10695526
4u
>>10695529
Why that date?
>>10695529
May I ask why?
>>10695529
>He thinks he's going to live that long, past the war.
>>10695529
Who are you, though?
>inb4 nobody important
This is now the erp thread. Good job faggots.
>>10695430
>>10695438
>She glances over to the battered corpse besides them that Craig pointed out
This is just a matter of policy, if people think they can get away with it, "patriots" like this late pig will wreck the place.
>She then turns to look at the frayed power cable and back to the masked man, a little bemused by his strange helmet. Hiding all aggression with a clean smile.
$200 is all I ask. Cough up or get out.
>>10695529
Enjoy the ride.
>>10695438
>Zer0's faceplate message changes again, this time to another word made out of (mostly) numbers: "W34K". As in, the skeleton's defense.
Do not shift the blame.
You are far from innocent.
>Zer0 suddenly thrusts a finger out and points at the now-defunct vending machine standing sadly in the corner.
That was your doing.
>>10695529
>Nigga no. Suicide is never the answer.
>>10695529
You're going to let us know who are you though, right? At least towards the end?
>>10695529
It's not fair! Why does a nice guy like anon have to die?
>>10695584
pls no I'm so scared :(
>>10695591
You're just hoping it's someone you don't like.
>>10695616
That's most people though.
>
>>10695637
>>10695663
>>10695678
>There are people out there that jerk off to this stuff
>>10695529
Suicide's a good remedy. See ya faggot.
>>10695538
>>10695526
*pulls out his coffee pot and starts to brew some of his favorite blend while waiting for you to die*
Ahhh.
*he pours himself a cup before instinctively pouring you a cup as well but just pours the flaming hot coffee on your dying body when he remembers that he's waiting for you to die*
Any minute now..............................................
>>10695529
H-haha, funny joke, anon? pls respond
>>10695589
>Another change in Zer0's faceplate projection: "OK".
I will exit.
>The assassin's stance suddenly becomes less rigid as he lets go of his katana handle, allowing it to fully slide back into its sheath. His hands fall to his sides as he stands straight up, glancing around first at the woman, then the skeleton. Finally, he turns, cracks his knuckles once, and begins to walk away, towards the exit of the nightclub.
>>10695542
National Gay Men's HIV/AIDS Awareness Day
Well Sonata's soiled, don't expect to see her ever.
>>10695542
Birth date.
>>10695567
Many factors, but the biggest one is that I've cornered myself in a dead end. I'm in a hopeless situation, physically and mentally.
>>10695579
Revealing who I am would cause too much shit. I just wanted to let that out, so you know what happens after that date.
>>10695590
It is in that case.
>>10695591
Read above.
>>10695603
I'm a bad person. Nothing of value will be lost.
>>10695719
Thanks, anon. Let's meet on the other side.
>>10695739
Not a joke.
(I've got to head out for a couple hours, so hopefully this isn't wrapped up too suddenly.)
>>10695589
>>10695590
>The skeleton idly drums his fingers on the countertop, trying to think of how he can worm his way out of this situation. When the girl gives him his ultimatum however, the solution is as clear as day.
So, 200 bucks or get out? Alright, cya!
>The skeleton waves them both goodbye and takes his leave, sauntering towards the exit without any cares. It was a good day, he got to kill a bunch of people, destroy a bunch of property and got completely off the hook.
>>10695754
>>10695774
>With that, The Bodyguard retires for the night, looting the american body on the floor before heading upstairs to her room.
>>10695766
If you are already talking about it, chances are you are gonna pussy out.
>>10695765
One handy is soiled? What is this, /a/?
>>10695766
What's so significant about your birthday in the context of killing yourself?
>>10695797
>>10695754
>oh good it all worked out anyways ha
>>10695766
Dude come on, If you want to talk about it...
I mean, I'm here? Even if you THINK it's the answer, there's always outs that aren't offing yourself.
>>10695766
How old are you going to be
>>10695801
Yes.
>>10695766
Quit being a pussy and go do something with your life instead of just giving up and going "oh well guess I'll kill myself", you could at least go and make an effort to do something entertaining enough to change your view on things.
>>10695817
>>10695766
Please no kill self.
273 8255
>>10695844
That's kind of weak willed.
>>10695774
>Zer0 hears the skeleton's exchange and his hollow steps as the bony sociopath follows him to the exit. Taking care to slow his pace down just enough, Zer0 pushes the door open, passes through to the outside, and slams it right in the skeleton's face before departing.
>>10695817
>That it did. See you later, Craig!
>>10695871
So? It's not like she'll be back at Taco Tuesday, with the promise of Tacos, and keep yelling "IT'S TACO TUESDAY"
That reminds me.
https://youtu.be/rsyowiCLehQ
>>10695772
>>10695857
>>10695872
kys aron
>>10695891
ily ruby
>>10695923
irlyt Anon.
post what you're listening to
>>10695911
>>10695941
https://youtu.be/rsyowiCLehQ
when can we ban aron like the good ol days
aron lade
>>10695941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AOwzqe8kkU
>>10695798
Hard to pussy out in that scenario. It's either immediate death, or die slowly and painfully.
>>10695809
I just think it's fitting to die on the day of your birth date.
>>10695830
No offense, but you don't quite realize how powerless and ineffectual you really are. You can't change someone's mind with the same generic meaningless words of encouragement that everyone already said.
>>10695834
Not telling.
>>10695847
I wish I could, anon. I fucking would if I could.
>>10695941
https://youtu.be/bARWn8u9SSo
>>10695941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSlb1ezRqfA
Stay out of our threads
>>10695941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cycUHgg0zzU
>>10695981
"our" threads
>>10695941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnoXJy9mjmE
>OH!
>MY!
>FUCK!
>ING!
>GOD!
>>10695981
lmao what is this
han solo cosplay?
Holy shit ERP is triggered the fuck out, lol.
>>10695973
If you're going to kill yourself why don't you do it the proper way, go get famous from doing something stupid like music or wrestling or whatever and then get really high off of cocaine or meth and then jump off of a skyscraper in a superman costume.
>>10695981
Did you just say "Please host in our threads", son? Because right now that's all that I'm hearing, and it sounds like music to my ears right about now.
>>10696016
>>10696016
Fucking do it.
>>10696016
Based Negan
>>10696010
It's literally just one autist.
>>10696027
I seen discount Halloween stores with scarier stuff than this.
I guess it's a mix between dead and garbage fire at the moment?
>>10696070
Correct.
>>10696070
>Zer0's not totally in his meditative state yet, it only being a few minutes after his nightclub encounter. He's able to speak from where he's sitting, without moving a muscle.
It is quite boring.
The entertainment has left.
There's no one to kill.
>>10695538
FUCK OFF TRAP FAGGOT
>>10696094
I've already started drinking, so what's a few more to make the wait bearable?
>>10696111
Well aren't you a ray of sunshine?
>Oh yeah, it was a night club. He finds a seat near by while he waits for things to do their standard shift. In the meantime he has a padded barstool to plant himself on while enjoying his flask. The fire raging on the other side as two rooms fling shit at each other is strange to watch. It's both impressive and kind of pathetic, but they do seem to be enjoying themselves.
>>10696027
>>10696158
>>10696158
>>10696158
>>10696158
>>10696158
>>10696158
Just in case
>>10696143
>Since Zer0 was relegated to outside the bar, the man just walks right past him, leaving him yet again with nothing but his thoughts. But that's fine for him. This allows him to totally slip into his meditative state, free from outside disturbances.
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>>10696171
>lmao nope.
>>10696193
>>10696193
Doubt it.
>>10696193
Hope so.
>>10696161
>>10696171
The people that get in this games are banned from my games
>>10696245
The people that get in this games lose a bit of respect in my eyes.
please do CRACK
Courteous
Respect
And
Constant
Kindness
>>10696258
You respected anyone here to begin with?
This is now the diaper/messing thread.
>>10696200
>>10696245
Lmaoing at you cucks.
>>10695973
Bro if you kill yourself then I'd just feel really bad for your family. not you. What kind of fucking douche bag chooses to put their family through that? What you feel bad so you gotta throw their lives in the shitter while you get to fuck off and die?
>>10696278
Some people.
I guess it also works that way for people I was neutral about beforehand.
>>10696245
I will try to be patient with you, anon.
>>10696314
>Losing respect for some schmucks just cuz they entered a game in erp
Tbh, they probably wouldn't have needed respect in the first place from a snowflake like you....J-just attention posting, don't mind me.
(If I host ,would you people end this shitposting?)
(Also end the LIRETALLY SHITposting >>10696317)
>>10696307
You're overestimating how much family gives a shit about you.
They'll stop mourning past two months, so ruining their lives entirely is a terrible exaggeration.
>>10696369
>kissu
Owain's cheeks tinge crimson from a mixture of lust and arousal at Vina's vivid speech during the entire cum caking of her wonderful insides, wanting nothing more than to make her sing with delight again and again through the time that they'll know each other. Owain's hand is dripping wet with Vina's lustful secretions, pooling within his palm and drizzling through the gaps in his fingers to soak the inner thighs of the woman who just experienced orgasmic bliss from his hand. Owain's quivering sack rests against Vina's cloud-soft butt as he comes down from his own orgasmic high, the way Vina rolled her hips and kept moving throughout the entirety of his unloading making sure that his pelvis ached and his balls felt considerably lighter. Nuzzling against her cheek with his own he gazes lovingly down at the oil covered body of the nymph he ejaculated inside of, using one hand to give her one last caress across her stomach and a small smooch to her cheek before pulling away. Owain wanted to rest his dick inside of her semen pumped innards forever but knew that he couldn't, pulling inch after inch of seed caked prick out until it finally slipped out into the open air. Owain licks his lips as he spreads Vina's cheek, getting an eyeful of her spunk dripping rear and the feminine arousal soaked cunt that rests below. Owain gazes downwards at his flaccid prick, still oozing a fair amount of seed from the flared opening and his pelvis little more than a bog of who knows how many fluids. He giggles and peers towards Vina with his emerald eyes, flashing her a smile through the small bits of exhaustion. "Truly wonderful, Vina...Can't help but think we may have gotten a bit too messy though. Thank you for dealing with my need to unload my lust so early in the morning."
>>10696386
>>10696369
It's causing needless animosity with /erp/, which is going to cause them shitting up HG again.
So yeah, it's not "just cuz they entered a game".
>not joining a game due to where it's being hosted
Shiggy diggy
"Of course Vina...You know I can't resist filling you up to the brim..." Owain's anal pounding became downright ravenous, tugging his member out until the tip rubbed against the entrance to her pucker before careening forward to fill her with his cock once again. Those needy hip rolls that she laid upon his shaft took his breath away, rubbing those oily slick walls right against his dick and wringing him with each new plunge into her asshole. The fingers teasing her clit descend lower before finding her pussy, the digits delving into her muff up to the first knuckle and stirring up her hole in time with Owain's dives into Vina's anus. The final catalyst that pushes him over the edge is Vina's voice, the honeyed tone of her words playing through his mind as he buries his trembling slab of meat inside of her one last time. Owain moans and slams himself up to the base, bathing Vina's insides in blast after blast of sticky, hot cum. Filling her hole to capacity he splatters more seed across her walls than usual, pumping her to the brim with his spunk and even rolling his hips to stir up his luke warm seed. With a goofy grin on his face he relaxes, member flaccid within her depths and currently bathing in the slurry of his semen. "Mmm...Vina..."
>>10696402
Oh, ok friend. Sorry I can't be the shining white knight you are. I hope I can do better in the future.
>>10696314
Oh well. What's done is done, disrespect me as you please, faceless one.
>>10696386
This thread is becoming literal excrement by the second. Not even Berlin was this bad, so any sort of activity would likely make the situation better.
>>10696416
who's vina?
"I wouldn't dream of doing anything but, Vina." Owain responds as he continues his back and forth, pulling more of his shaft out each time before sheathing his member back inside of Vina's constricting depths. His cum heavy nuts slap against Vina's pussy lips with increasing force as he gets into rhythm, reminding her of the creamy payload of seed that he has resting within the pouch. Each dive forward is met with a thwap as Owain makes Vina's ass clap, giving her the balls deep fucking that she no doubt craved from the lusty swordsman. Owain grunts from the powerful grasp of his cheek but uses it as an incentive to thrust a bit faster, dislodging about half of his prick from her insides before burying it once again in her tight innards. One and placed along her hip slides down to toy with her clit, giving it a feather-light brush of his finger every few strokes. "Mmph~...Ahh...Just as amazing as always..."
You just wouldn't listen. This could have been prevented.
You left these over here, I'll help move em back over.
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>>10696424
Right now you're a pretty brown knight.
"Always a wonderful thing to hear from you, Vina..." Owain hisses out at the compliment, the veiny slab of meat currently lodged inside of Vina's backdoor continuing to pulse with need. Pre-cum spilling heavily from the engorged head it adds a token amount of lubricant to the anal penetrating, adding a wet schlick to Owain dragging backwards to pull out. While Owain's ass isn't nearly as pillowy as Vina's it is decent enough to grab, filling her fingers and spilling past the gaps in her digits. Owain sighs and pushes forward with careful slowness, sliding inch after inch of his oil glazed member into the comforting depths of her butt. When Owain finally bottoms out his nuts rest against Vina's love honey plastered mound, connecting their bodies through a myriad of sticky strands. Owain thrusts gently, only pulling out an inch or so of his fat cock before filling her rear once again.
>>10696386
Do what you want
God fucking dammit,
>>10696399
(I can't understand why people draw this (literally) shit)
>>10696425
(it's a bit of people's fault for triggering someone from the erp threads)
Believing that he had more than enough enjoyment of Vina's sweet folds he instead presses the tip of his swollen erection right against her backdoor, prodding the ring with gentle strokes that barely part it and tease her with his size. Calloused fingers giving her nipples one last loving caress he allows them to slide across the slippery expanse of her skin, finally finding their way to her child-bearing hips. Owain grits his teeth and pushes forward, popping the glans past her pucker and easily sliding half of his lubricated member into her ass. Getting used to the tightness he rolls his hips, stirring up her insides while simultaneously giving her a chance to relax.
>>10696448
so whos vina?
Why is HG being weirder than usual?
Just exactly what the fuck happened?
>>10696314
>>10696402
A game is a game. You're the only shitter here for attention posting about how much you're losing respect for x/y/z just for entering a game.
Just so you know, nobody cares about the respect of a whiny bitch like you. Don't think anybody will change their ways because some literally who cried about muh respect.
>>10696477
>>10696481
People fell for Jude hosting a meme game in /erp/ again.
>>10696474
After Vinos sperg out last month, he turned himself into a girl.
Vina's sphincter at first is very tight, making penetrating a difficult challenge. The Sylph, however, presses back against Owain and relaxes her anus, allowing his cock to penetrate her hole when he finally places his hands on her hips and pushes his cock inside. She gasps as his swollen manhood fills her tight backside, not a stranger to anal sex but still not as used to it as using her other holes. Her pussy glistens with femjuices that slide down her oily thighs as she slides her own hands up to grab onto Owain's backside as a form of support and an opportunity to grope his ass even as she lets the man slide his cock deeper inside of her. "B-bigger than I thought... But very nice~"
>>10696474
Wolfy#6147
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>>10696483
A few more, quit dropping your stuff
>>10696477
I wish I fucking knew.
Fine, fine. My code isn't finished but it's at least better than this. Will that be fine?
"You're welcome~ Just make sure to give me plenty of that wonderful staff of yours, all right~?" Vina whispers in a husky voice, squirming a little so her insides rub against Owain's cock even as she keeps her sphincter from tightening again from the large intrusion. When he pulls out the Sylph lets out a small gasp before holding her breath, her expression one of pleasure and an attempt to not be pulled in by that pleasure, her mouth open and her eyes wide. Her fingers dig into Owain's behind for support as the Sylph moans out when the man thrusts his manhood back inside her again, her ass being spread wide to once again accept the slippery stick. Her legs tremble before she catches herself, the druidess focusing on regaining control after being caught off guard by her first time anal in a while. "O-oh... This is... Good..." She gasps out.
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>>10696497
holy shit thats funny
>>10696443
Your efforts are appreciated.
>>10696458
Truly a sight to behold, hm?
>>10696469
And thus the fires grew out of control... Lovely.
>>10696509
(Please do)
>>10696490
fucking told
>>10696386
>>10696509
You will get shitposted
>>10696490
Uh-huh. Right.
So look around and tell me how much of what's going on in this thread shouldn't be here, and is only here because Jude is hosting over there?
Also, the one whining is you.
>>10696509
Rather have you than Red's attempt to garner attention by being the hero who hosts to stop the shitposting.
"Good..." Vina gasps out, her pussy aching with need even as her ass gets filled with the swordsman's dick again and again. The feeling of his large balls rubbing against her entrance makes her shiver, one hand sliding up Owain's body to grab one of his shoulders instead, the Sylph beginning to move her hips back to match Owain's thrusts. "F-fuck... Ah~! So hard~ Y-you've been waitng for this a while now, haven't you~?" She giggles, followed by another moan when the man begins to thrust faster, her large but firm bubble butt jiggling whenever his hips slap against it. The druidess begins to moan louder, turning her head to nuzzle Owain's neck and lick his skin. Her warm breath rolls across his skin, followed by another moan as she feels his fingers gently play with her pussy, which quickly drenches the fingers with fluids. "Th-thanks... You'll- AH~! Fill me right up, won't you~?"
>implying we wont shitpost your game
Get out of our threads and stay out, then we will fuck off.
Vina nods, then begins to gasp and moan loudly when Owain becomes truly ferocious with his thrusts, the Sylph not bothering to restrain herself at all as her lyrical voice resounds through the area, filled with pleasure and delight as the man fucks her from behind so fiercely. "AH~! YES~! Fuck me~! Fill up my behind~! AH FUCK~! I want- OH GODS~! I want to feel your cum inside- YESYESYES~! I want your cum inside me~!" Her ass tightens and loosens around the man as the druidess relaxes and tenses her anal muscles, the lubrication ensuring that Owain can keep thrusting even as Vina's hind passage squeezes and wrings his cock, her sphincter clamping down every time he pulls back as if to ensure he can't actually escape. Her hands hold onto the man tightly, his ass and his shoulder, even as the Sylph cries out and slams her ass back against his hips, her pussy sucking on his fingers and her clit swollen with arousal and need. "Does it- OH~! Feel good~? Going to cum~? I hope you'll- FUCK~! Cum soon, because I- AH YES~! Need your seed inside of me~!" The Sylph climaxes before Owain does, her legs trembling as a flood of juices comes out of her cunt to drip onto the floor and cover Owain's hand, Vina screaming out Owain's name even as he begins to climax. Feeling the hot seed flowing into her backside the Sylph's climax prolongs, her pussy spasming and her ass contracting as Owain manages to produce enough sperm that some of it drips out of her ass, sliding down to taint the entrance of her pussy. Once the climax ends Vina lets out a last moan before panting, followed up by a deep, satisfied sigh. Moving the hand on Owain's shoulder to his cheek she gently pushes his head far enough down that she can rest her cheek against his, smiling happily with her eyes closed. "Th-that was amazing..." The hand that was tightly holding onto Owain's ass moves down to rest on the hand that helped get her off by playing so enthusiastically with her still slowly throbbing cunt.
>>10696531
But...
Even so...
I shall host...
First 24.
>>10696517
>posting shotacon
host another game i want to enter
>>10696558
>Posting text and images to try and rattle us
>>10696562
Zer0
>>10696562
Grime knight Shamalan
>>10696562
Araragi Karen
>>10696562
Ruby Gloom
>>10696562
EMIYA
>>10696562
Reindeer bitch
>>10696562
Diaper-san
>>10696562
Kirino
>>10696562
Papa Stalin
>>10696562
Willy Wonka
>>10696562
Mixmaster
>>10696562
Sniper
>>10696562
Elias Ainsworth
>>10696562
PB
>>10696562
Lana's mother
>>10696562
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>10696562
Evil Otto
>>10696523
Yeah, it is.
>>10696562
Nonon Jakuzure
>>10696558
>Implying I can't ignore it.
MATE, if I didn't like erp your threads would be full of games.
>>10696562
Me during this shitstorm.
>>10696562
Inkling
>>10696562
Eggman-kun
>>10696562
Ridley
>>10696562
Bunner
>>10696562
Miku's ass
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Night Dog
>>10696562
Tracer
>>10696562
Mysterious Heroine X
>>10696562
Iori Minase
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Baron O'Beefdip
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Qrow
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Dicksuka
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Star Butterfly
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Tomoko
>>10695046
starving
>>10696618
Talk is cheap. Do it and see how that plays out.
Wew. Bumping to 36, give me 3 more.
>>10696645
Isuckthatdicka
>>10696562
Spoopy
>>10696562
>overhosting
Cancer detected.
>>10696669
Gascoigne
>>10696669
Ban all fetish tributes please
>>10696680
You're already in a game cancerfag
>>10696669
Happy Family
>>10696669
Barkis
>>10696615
Got this?
>>10696668
Oh, didn't expect that you were going to reply... Anyways, I like erp and hate fetish fags like you.
>>10696689
I'm not stopping if you exclude them
>>10696689
>banning tributes
Look at this faggot
>>10696689
I might as well.
>>10696690
https://youtu.be/NocwTvB7puU
Post pipelining
>>10696721
>>10696723
>being triggered
Lmao
Stay mad (you) dipshits
>>10696721
>thinking we care
We had worse in the morning though.
Surely nothing bad came out of hosting in /erp/.
Nosiree, everything's the way it's supposed to be.
>>10696723
>Not banning literal spam
???
>>10696730
bad choice
>hosting during shitposting
O-oh boy
>>10696700
>Well I do now, thanks anon.
>>10696535
>le boogeyman
Way to discredit yourself within 2 lines. It says a lot about the credibility and arguments you hold.
In case you didn't understand it the first time, since that's what your first line seem to indicate, yes, nobody cares about your respect. I know it's hard for special snowflakes to understand the world doesn't revolve around them, but that's reality, something your little bubble kept you from accepting since god knows how long.
Your last line is basically "no u", funny considering you were the one to open his mouth first about banning people from your shitty games and muh respect.
You're a bigger shitter than the ones entering games because they're just that, games. These threads need less people like you.
>>10696755
>>10696756
>>10696669
Ichigo
>female
>>10696669
Lum!
>>10696769
It's killing season.
Pigs are lined up for slaughter.
Let's make some bacon.
>>10696669
Puru Eight
>>10696769
This looks adequate. We might need a new thread soon though.
>>10696769
>"Huh... something tells me this is gonna be one of the worst days in this places. Whatever, at least i'm not interacting with the idiots"
R-Ready
Here is the first page, I guess.
Damn this is shitty.
>>10696584
Go back to being depressed
>>10696769
>>10696607
>>10696795
Don't know why, but I gotta strange feeling from this... thing. Let us trade places.
>>10696769
>Yeah, it is
My name is Nonon Jakuzure, chump!
>The real LD is coming here
Thanks guys
>>10696769
why did you skip me
>>10696827
YOU'RE A SHIT HOST
>>10696827
>It'll get better if you just power through it.
>>10696827
>"At least the host has good jokes, because is literally shitty because of the shit people and... forget it, maybe i'm just thinking too much"
>"Fuck, I missed for thinking about the host"
Oh fuck, this entire game is a mess.
>>10696827
>Zer0 watches dismayed as the fight breaks out.
An instigator
interrupting the order?
You will now perish.
I came at a bad time huh?
>>10696869
I didn't mean shitty in that way. Everything that can be wrong is.
I wouldn't be surprised if this is one of the worst games in HG.
>>10696834
>Ichigo got very excited seeing the massive lady (when compared to herself at the very least,) was willing to swap for her. Despite the swap being late she looked for something to give to her as thanks but only found a small coin and handed it to the lady, hoping that will be good enough.
Some things happen in this slide.
I'm not sure if they're interesting or not.
>>10696872
>"I was right! the host is doing shit jokes, nice"
E-Eh... c-coud you...
>Tomoko couldn't finish her sentence for a few hours
>>10696903
>"W-What?! The host can read my fucking mind?! don't read my mind, idiot! i'll think of disgusting sex if you keep reading it. Oh, and I died..."
I fucking love you guys.
>>10696955
Sometimes suicide seems like a decent option desu.
>>10696955
<3
>>10696838
I guess so, yeah it is.
>>10696955
i love you too anon
>>10696872
>she dusts herself off, trying to hide the stolen item behind her
Sorry mister! Gonna go now!
>she says, backing off of him, making sure to not turn around and reveal the item
>>10696903
Uh...Sorry I don't really deal with killing dragons.
>>10696935
What a fun library, they have all kinds of books here.
>she picks and reads, spending her entire time in the library
>>10696975
>she drinks water and sometimes milk
>>10696921
Hmmmm...
>The woman kneels down and stares at the tiny creature holding out the small coin.
....Thanks. I'll take it as a sign of goodwill and are first encounter.
>She carefully takes the small coin from the thing, putting it in her right pocket.
I'm sure at this point some events have looped around a few times. My fault for not writing enough of these things and just trying to host through the literal shitstorm.
>>10697003
>trying to rp to my garabage code
Bless.
>>10697023
>>10697022
Oh hello Misses.... Ass, how are you?
Oh and it's a fine code, don't worry about it.
>double events
I suppose this should be motivation for more events enough. Please kill each other faster, I gave you weapons for free.
>>10697003
All of this shit is your fucking fault and you know it.
>>10697022
Right, now that I've hopefully run out all the hopeless souls that lurk about here, it's time to see if there is anything that would be of use to me here in this miserable place.
>>10697067
Getting that bow is hard.
>>10697078
I sorta don't really, I just ERP'd out of a bet.
I'm sure I set this to Very High, every second I host the more I feel my soul leave my body.
>>10697078
Chill out lmao, quit dramatizing like a whore.
>>10697078
you say that like it's new information
anyway we're at the image limit so i'll post more diaper stuff next thread
>>10697092
>erp'd
Uhh, no you didnt? You attentionposted with spike, gloated about how erp was shit, then left.
>>10697102
I bet I can get a bow from the city.
>Ruby Gloom
Also IMAGE LIMIT!
>>10697117
I did and I'll fin- but wait, I DON'T CARE! I don't care if ERP burns down.
>>10697117
Then they came back to join the negan game while still shitting on erp.
>>10697078
Ruby is just a shitposter Anon, I'm surprised it took you this long to realize.
>>10697092
Stop replying to people if you're just gonna be a cunt about it. It's obnoxious, but because I said that you'll probably keep doing it.