/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #89:Summer Rave Edition Previous T

>>10688337
>3 times you make the thread before me
You have to be the spammer if you are always ready to go at a moments notice.

>>10688364
Guy who usually makes the threads here.
Someone beat me to it this time.

Also, why do you keep getting buttblasted over people making the thread before you?
I'm starting to think you might in fact be the spammer.

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Ariana is best satyr.

>>10688416
I just find it odd that minutes after 2 spam images the thread is up. And we already know the spam anon can change his IP because the timer never hurts him. So logic follows that he would also make the thread side by side to his spamming. If I can make the thread at least once it lets me know that the spammer isnt always doing it because then he is just focusing on spam.

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>>10688449

>>10688449
Yeah. She's my fave.
I'm still accepting possible story ideas for my DGA setting, btw.

>>10688537
Are you the one writing the DGA x Ariana impregnation stories?

>>10688467
I wonder if the spammer is our complain-anon.

>>10688543
Yes.
And the related stories about Kimmy and Mera finding a boyfriend, and Lenora getting artificial impregnation.

>>10688575
Ah, yes. Not really a fan of the artificial impregnation idea (why make things complicated when you can just do it the natural way?), but I love your Ariana x DGA stories.

>>10688467
If that's the case, then why doesn't he just make the thread first and then imagespam the last thread to death?

Anyways that's fine. I'll let you make the next thread then.

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>>10688575
>>10688543
>>10688537
>>10688449

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>>10688598
>>10688575
>>10688543
>>10688537
>>10688449

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>>10688557
Im pretty sure it is. He knows he cant farm the (you)s like he used to so he lashes out by killing threads early knowing it upset anons. Remember when the spam anon used to talk and say he was only doing it because conversation and content stopped towards the end? And then in the middle of an active and engaging conversation he just started spamming anyway then stopped talking? That was when it was proven he's just doing it to stir up shit and who else loves to stir shit more than complain anon. So its very real possibility.

>>10688598
>(why make things complicated when you can just do it the natural way?)
Not him but I think its more interesting for characters to be different and characters like Lenora would not want to have a cock inside of them and keep it pure.

>>10688613
>If thats the case why doesnt he just out himself obviously by making a new thread 40 posts early right before the spam starts
Anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together would see that as him being the spammer. Also I dont belive that come the time of the next thread it will be me making it

Anyway, let's stop giving him the attention he craves.

>>10688598
It was what >>10688649 said. I was writing Lenora as hard gay, so the idea of sleeping with a man was really off putting to her. But she's got a kid now, and her biological clock is satisfied.
Cottonball's probably ostensibly bi and wouldn't mind if it was just her, but she's also committed to her big tough lioness, and knows it wouldn't make her happy if she actually slept with Applenon.

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Centaurs are the superior breed of horse humans

>>10688649
>Not him but I think its more interesting for characters to be different and characters like Lenora would not want to have a cock inside of them and keep it pure.

>>10688769
>I was writing Lenora as hard gay,
Personally, I headcanon both of them as being bisexual, and regardless, I think she'd be willing to take a quick dicking for the sake of having a kid. But hey, different headcanons and all that.

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>>10688769
>Lesbian anything
>Gay anything

>>10680556
That was a nice read. Back in the day I was a pretty big fan of DGA. Though it went a direction Im not too big a fan of it seems like its in the hands of an anon who does have an interest in wanting to build. Keep it up anon.

>>10688788
>But hey, different headcanons and all that.
So long as you let the anon enjoy writing his own story with his own take on Lenora.

>>10688769
I can see Cotton being bi. But also very loyal as well. So she'd be faithful to her big lioness.

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>>10688827
>>10688769
>Rabbit anything

>>10688788
Fair enough.
She's not gonna have more than the one biological child either way.
Future baby making will be relegated to Cottonball, so she can does done did as buns do.
Glad you enjoy the stories overall either way.

>>10688827
Thanks, Anon. I'll keep at it.

>>10688827
>But also very loyal as well
Yeah, Stockholm syndrome and fear of disobedience can do that to you.

>>10688845
>Future baby making will be relegated to Cottonball, so she can does done did as buns do.
So Cottonball will be taking the D?

>Glad you enjoy the stories overall either way.
Glad you keep writing them.
You're an asset to the thread.

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>>10688845
>>10688827
>>10688788
>>10688769
>DGA Anything
>Autistic Inbreeding Anything
>Meme Satyrs Anything

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>>10688852
It worked well for Beauty and The Beast so why not?

>>10688852
>implying Cottonball isn't secretly the dom in the relationship

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>>10688870
>An asset to the thread

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>>10688937
Lenora enjoys the occasional bun bully but she sees her as an equal so its not so much she's a dom but an equal partner who has just as much power as her.

>>10688870
Thanks, Anon.

>So Cottonball will be taking the D?
IMPREGNATION is offscreen, so if you want to imagine it that way.

>>10688937
>>10688974
This.

>>10688985
Not serious but I see the conversation of the impregnation going like this.

>"Why cant you just get inseminated like I did?"
>"The last time my sister Morning Dew went to the doctors she came back fixed. No thanks."

Just a giggle

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>>10688974
>>10688985
>>10688937
>Femdom anything

>>10688974
Yeah, I figure that's exactly why they get along so well. Even though she usually tends to keep up a public facade of being a cute, weak and submissive bunny girl, Cottonball is actually pretty strong and not someone who will let herself be legitimately pushed around.
Something Lenora found out the hard way when they first met, and that gave her a deep respect and appreciation of Cottonball.

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>>10689052
Pretty much. These two were the pair I was more interested in on the DGA setting. But I've never been a fan of pred prey dynamics. Still they are cute together.

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>>10689137
>>10689137

>>10688845
>Future baby making will be relegated to Cottonball, so she can does done did as buns do.
>Glad you enjoy the stories overall either way.

I dunno, would Lenora be okay with suddenly having his huge pile of kits to contend with? Rabbits have pretty big litters.

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>>10689263
>>10688839

>>10689263
>I dunno, would Lenora be okay with suddenly having his huge pile of kits to contend with? Rabbits have pretty big litters.
Cottonball is half-human, not a full bunny.
Maybe she'd have a higher probability of having twins or triplets than humans and non-bun satyrs, but I don't think they'd generally have huge litters.

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>>10689263
>>10689314

Thats a good question. I'd imagine that bun satyr litters would be very small. Like 2 or 3 at most. Making them fraternal twins or triplets.

And it depends on how many kids they actually want to have. Lenora is done carrying kids and Cotton has always been the more home maker role. So she would be ok with if anything. I imagine they'd have the kids after their first kid is like 2. So the kid isnt a single child.

Would the twins or triplets be identical or fraternal? buns probably have multiple eggs so they'd be fraternal right? Its been a while since bio class

>>10689333
Buns probably have multiple concurrent ovulations, but since they're also invoked by mating, the donator would need to dick her.
I think average being 2 - 4 per batch seems about right. Midwayish between the normal rabbit and humans

>>10689333
>I imagine they'd have the kids after their first kid is like 2. So the kid isnt a single child.
Wouldn't it be a better idea for both of them to get pregnant at the same time?
That way their kids would have siblings to grow up with from the start.
For straight couples, the best you could reliably do would be one year apart, but when they're both girls they could both be pregnant at the same time, so why not take advantage of it.

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>>10689314
>>10689389
>>10689371
>>10689333
>Even more rabbit trash

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>>10689371
>There are millions of sperm in each ejaculatiuon
>Somehow it needs to be done 2 to 4 times over for the same clutch of eggs

Doesnt sound right. But then again animals do keep going at it sometimes with many partners. I just always thought it was cause they were animals in heat.

>>10689389
Depends on the anon writing the story. I would imagine because its much harder to raise 2 to 4 kids at once than it is to just wait 2 years and then have another child. Simultaneous pregnancy is a nice fetish though.

>>10689263
It's only a few dozen, my dude. That's nothing.

Also this. >>10689314
She'll probably still have more kids than anyone else in the valley, though.
>tfw she hollows out a small hill beside their cottage to make living spaces for them.

>>10689333
Fraternal, yeah.
I think the liter size of rabbits depends on which of the various types it actually is, but I think the rough average is 6 per liter. So cut that number to 2 or 3.

>>10689371
Rabbits don't have concurrent ovulations as far as I'm aware. They're just capable of ovulating any time they're not pregnant, including immediately after giving birth.

>>10689389
I had written them as not doing it that was because they were first time parents, and wanted to make sure they could handle the one first.
There is Ariana's first kid if Oresus needs a playmate, though.

>>10689424
>Simultaneous pregnancy is a nice fetish though.
Not really a fetish, I just think it would be better for the kids to have siblings from the start to help them develop their social skills from as young an age as possible and avoid them becoming spoiled.

Yes, it would probably be painful at first, but wouldn't they want the best for their kids?

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>>10689447
>>10689424

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>>10689462
Waiting a year or two wont spoil the child anon. If they waited like 15 years and kissed the child's ass and let him/her be a shit whenever he wants spoils the child. As for social skills the kid already has playmates with Aris kid.

>>10689491
>Waiting a year or two wont spoil the child anon.
Maybe not, but you never know. Better to be safe.

>As for social skills the kid already has playmates with Aris kid.
True, but they don't like in the same house.
I imagine they'd be close childhood friends though. Probably all the DGA grandkids would hang out together a lot growing up, as they'd live pretty close to each other.

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>>10689491
>>10689462
>>10689447

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>>10689512
>Maybe not, but you never know. Better to be safe.
Sounds like you just want to have them be all pregnant at the same time. If its your fetish just say it is anon dont be a sneaky male over it.

>>10689536
Pregnancy in any shape or form isn't really among my fetishes, but if it has to be a fetish, I guess you could say I have a fetish for wanting the children to grow up together with other children the same age.

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>>10689512
>>10689536

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>>10689566

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>>10689566
Well just let the anon write the story the way he wants. Im sure he appreciates your input. I should really pick up writing myself again. Vidya has been eating up my free time too much I forget how fun satyr can be when shooting the shit with you guys.

>>10689614
>Well just let the anon write the story the way he wants.
I never said he shouldn't.
Just sharing my opinions on things.

>I should really pick up writing myself again.
You should.

>>10689614
>Im sure he appreciates your input.
I do.
Might just have Cottonball have her first litter before Oresus hits one.
He's not wrong, kids do better when they have more kids around.

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>>10689614
>>10689635
>Even more shit writers with crappy fanfic

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So, a topic I wanted to bring up.

Which satyrs get roommates? How well do they get along? Do they get lewd with one another?

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>>10690016
>Pig shit

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In the future, humanity will take to the galaxy at large in vaguely phallic ships to displace entire worlds with alien satyrs.

>>10690096
What is her name and who is her mother?

>>10688449
She's one of the worst.

>>10690126
No name. She's just a quick fanart pic of a poptop from starbound.

>>10690016
>Pogo and Honey become roommates

>>10690154
Oh, I think I've seen those before, but didn't know what they were called.

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>>10690160
I personally head canon the farm satyrs like Petunia, Honey, and Eirwhen becoming roommates. And saw Pogo and Honey dating or being FWBs. And in this context Petunia was walking in on them without knowing.

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>>10690181
They're pretty much the mascot monster of the game.

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>>10690218
>>10690160
>>10690016
Pogo deserves better than a porky pig motherfucker who wallows in shit all day.

>>10690218
It's a well known fact that Pogo's fetish is the color pink.

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>>10690427
Makes sense.

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>>10690427
Since fucking when

>>10690464
>pic
Saved.

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>>10690464
Since the day he learned about Mayor Mare's original hair color.

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>>10690584
Pogo the Pinkophile? How many times did he fuck that well aged mare puss?

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>Neverending monster harem crap and bunnies
>More inbreeding
>Actual inbred OCs
>Anthro pigs and other things
>People having serious discussion about cutting all ties to MLP and ponies in the previous thread and how nothing would be lost if ponies were to disappear
It's safe to say now that it is official that fetishfags have ruined the original Satyr General.

Up

woah... this is problaby the worst thread till now
good job everyone

>>10693667
Who is this one?

>>10693984
Green Peace.

>>10694020
Is she peaceful? Because she's pretty clearly not green

>>10697520
Her legs are green.
She's a bit bipolar, and can go from calm and zen to unreasonably angry over trivial things.

>>10699047
Is it just me, or does it look like she's shaved a tiny part of her vagina?

>>10699601
She just has pale skin under her fur in this one.
Horses can range from Scotsman pale to ebony black, after all.

Bed bump.

Night

>>10697520
She's pretty chill as long as she isn't having a bad trip where aliens are trying to take over Equestria.

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Mal!

>>10704849
A clit made for torture.

>>10699601
I want to help a satyr shave.
>Sapphire will never ask you if you want to help her shave her legs to see if it'll look better
>You will never touch those legs and hips of hers and get a feel of that sweet ass while slowly shaving every inch of her lower body clean

>>10705499
unf

>>10705499
Oh baby

>>10705499
This gave me a slight boner.

>>10705499
It's going to suck when it starts growing back. Ingrown hairs and chafing everywhere.

>>10707062
>Ingrown hairs
What?

>>10707177
I assume he's referring to how shaving things too smooth seems to frequently cause hairs to become ingrown when they return.

>>10707540
If that's true, then I guess Sapphire is about to learn a lesson the hard way.

Man, just imagine rubbing shaving foam all over Sapphire's legs and butt.

>>10707830
And crotch. The hair grows pretty high up you know.

>>10707904
The upper part of her crotch I guess.
Horse vulvas are hairless.

>>10708569
>Cow crap
Well, if you're desperate to put your dick in a pussy, then any pussy works, I guess... Really helps that the owner of said pussy is a slut who is desperate for the feeling of a cock inside her.

>>10708646
Petunia is pure!

>>10708815
>Cue to hundreds of humans, satyrs, bulls, and ponies who has had their way with her laughing at you behind your back

>>10708849
>petunia's seen more dicks than a public urinal

>>10708868
>The only difference between Petunia and urinals is that she swallows a lot more than just urine

>>10708964
How did this even happen anyway? Milk Sales career not work out somehow?

>>10709373
He's just trying to annoy Petuniafags.

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>>10709455
>Giving it attention
I was looking forward to seeing him try to angrily string together a canon for why this happened.

>>10709455
>>10709501
>People try to talk about a female satyr
>"hurr, it's your daughter who is horny for her dad's cock!"
>"Someone doesn't like me turning it into incest? Well, they are all shitposters!"

>People try to talk about Kimmy/Mera
>"Hurr, she's a part of the autistic DGA family harem"
>"Someone doesn't like it? Well, it's just a samefagging shitposter."

>Someone tries to talk about Petunia being a slut
>"WHAT?! It's a shitposting faggot trying to piss off those who likes cows! Reeeee!"
The irony is so grand.

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>>10709455
See? Now instead of forcing him to build on his lie you just let him get a free pass to duck out of it and instead cry like he wanted to from the start. Dont reply to him anymore like that.

>>10709455
You really need to stop.

>>10709698
I mean there's nothing wrong imo with Petunia being easy. But there needs to be more to a character than just they have sex.

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>>10711963
>I mean there's nothing wrong imo with Petunia being easy

No there isnt. Hell given her original canon that she was an only child raised alone in a barn with the only contact being the boy next door its very possible the two experimented. And what better way to kill time on a farm when you cant leave it and have easy access to sex? I honestly dont mind if thats a canon take for her.

>But there needs to be more to a character than just they have sex.
Which is why building on the character is also important. But its hard to take anybody serious when they call the character crap and then just only say that they are sluts. Doesnt really show a genuine effort to building the character up. Which is why most of the time its fun to build up on Petunia and have her interact with other characters and such. I am a fan of the Animal Farm canon with Honey and Eirwhen living with her. The half sisters thing on Eirwhen side I can with or without, I do find it interesting but the two can hold their own being not related to each other. I had a stupid/fun idea of Eirwhen live streaming Petunia without her knowledge to get those perverted bux by the people wanting to see cow and pig tits. Nothing super serious but more for the realm of just one shot humor. Eriwhen has always been an entrepreneur what with her slutty sweater selling business. She's not afraid to use her sex appeal or sell her friends bodies.

>>10711963
>>10712149
I don't see how having sex with one guy who happens to live nearby makes her easy.

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>>10712264
Maybe its like the amish? Sheltered for so long that when they get a taste of freedom they go full whore and drink and sex? Its not my primary canon for Petunia but if thats how somebody wants to write her I wont care so long as they put effort into it. Otherwise its just a lazy post and doesn't go past 1 or 2 posts.

Hell maybe she's a breeding sow and gets used by AJ to gain favor or to birth more cows? Would be a different and interesting take if we wanna go full edge. Like Fall of Equestria.

>>10712377
>Maybe its like the amish? Sheltered for so long that when they get a taste of freedom they go full whore and drink and sex?
Is that a thing?

Not really my headcanon for her either.
I'd prefer to go with them just being childhood friends and then going on to have sex when they hit puberty.

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>>10712442
>Is that a thing?
I saw a documentary about amish a while back. It was saying about how the teens are given a free pass to the real world before fully converting to amish life and the kids overwhelmingly slut it up and party and most dont even return back home or be amish. While some come back and then continue practicing their religion.

>I'd prefer to go with them just being childhood friends and then going on to have sex when they hit puberty.
Vanilla is lewdest ice cream because it can go with almost anything.

>>10712149
>>10712377
Honestly, I don't get the appeal of mixing this sort of stuff with satyrs.
The whole appeal of satyr, to me, is the involvement of a familial bond of some sort.
So whether it's cute stuff, shipping stuff (kids growing up, giving you grandkids), or incest, there's still some hint of that left at its core.

So, when stuff like this comes up, with just truly random sex, or even outright dark themes, I wonder why people don't just go to any random site with countless pics of most any topic not involving characters not built around that familial core.

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>>10712543
>The whole appeal of satyr, to me, is the involvement of a familial bond of some sort.
But you do not solely make up the entire satyr thread. Other people want to talk about other things. And if other people find those talking points interesting they will add to them.

>So whether it's cute stuff, shipping stuff (kids growing up, giving you grandkids), or incest, there's still some hint of that left at its core.
Oh you mean kids like this? I am totally down to talk about this character but there will be some anons who will shit their pants over this character and say what THEY feel this thread is about and what should not be posted. You see how its a problem when people try to seize control and police the thread with what they think is allowed? Satyrs having kids is an untapped market and I'd like to see more of it myself.

>So, when stuff like this comes up, with just truly random sex, or even outright dark themes, I wonder why people don't just go to any random site with countless pics of most any topic not involving characters not built around that familial core.
That just basically ends up saying "I dont like what people talk about. Why dont they leave?" Sex and "dark themes" are no different from any other talking points we have. I treat it all like comic book lore in that these characters can be in almost any setting and they are all seperate of each other.

My only advice is if you want to see content you like, make it yourself and dont make excuses for yourself why you cant do that. I try to add to just about any discussion because I enjoy just about anything so long as its fun

>>10712675
I do make content I like, and tend to just hide content I don't. I was just putting my two cents into the discussion.

>>10712736
Well then keep making content and lets keep meta discussion to a minimum.

>>10712781
>>10712781
>keep meta to a minimum

Well shit, guess I'll just throw away this tier list I was working on...

>>10712264
She's real easy. She got her first kiss, started as puppy love, got serious, and married him. Real sloot if you ask me.
>>10712377
>Hell maybe she's a breeding sow and gets used by AJ to gain favor or to birth more cows? Would be a different and interesting take if we wanna go full edge. Like Fall of Equestria.
Can't say I'm a fan of that. I guess a problem is how Utah is set up in general.
>>10712973
What tier list?

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>>10712990
>Can't say I'm a fan of that. I guess a problem is how Utah is set up in general.
That could be an interesting take

>AJ has a breeding sow
>Utah gets to see her
>Feels really bad for her
>Befriends her
>Falls in love with her
>Goes against family and breaks her out
>They hit the road and start a life together

Could be sad and romantic.

>>10712973
Your call but I was talking more about meta discussions about how people dont like X topic.

>>10712675
>pic
>human pussy
Shouldn't she have a cat-pussy or whatever griffons have?

>>10712990
>>10713132
I-I was making a joke about the tiers, guys.

>>10713132
I dunno about AJ doing that. Seems it'd be the cows themselves that might try, since Petunia can presumably breed with anything like humans can.

>>10713442
>since Petunia can presumably breed with anything like humans can
Probably, though I imagine that's a property of Equestrian genetics rather than humans. Compatible pairings just happens to include humans as well as other Equestrian species.

And humans are generally more eager to stick their dicks in every type of Equestrian creature than other Equestrian creatures, so most hybrids end up being human-Equestrian.

>>10713432
Either or. Wahtever is good.

>>10713442
AJ is a mare of enterprise so maybe she would try something along those lines. But having her own satyr child its harder to say.

>>10713594
>AJ is a mare of enterprise
This is true, but she's also not morally bankrupt enough in my opinion to actively push for something like that unless we want to pervert her character dramatically. Just saiyan

>>10713734
>>10713594
Maybe when she has a satyr of her own she softens up and takes more issue with the cattle, and opts to get Petunia and kids under her care specifically.

Might be a bit too late for Petunia herself though, but everypony likes milk and AJ knows how tight the money is for the farm sometimes.

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>>10713948
>Maybe when she has a satyr of her own she softens up and takes more issue with the cattle, and opts to get Petunia and kids under her care specifically.

How so? I always saw her as renting out a cabin to Petunia, Eirwhen and Honey. Though she cares for them she cant very well have 3 unrelated babes living under the same roof as her kids. She just would rather not risk it. But lets them hang out and stuff. She's not a tyrant just trying to manage two families and keeping the possibility of grandkids minimized until they are mature enough for it.

>Might be a bit too late for Petunia herself though, but everypony likes milk and AJ knows how tight the money is for the farm sometimes.
How so?

>>10714138
I figured he meant having her live on the farm as in the cabin. The other cows don't actually live on sweet apple acres, presumably.

>>10714138
>How so?
Like her personality would be warped because she's grown up in the brooder environment

>>10714715
this

We already know what the boy thinks of Petunia, but what about the rest of them?

>>10714966
Bucky probably is a bit indifferent towards her since their interests don't line up.
Cinnamon probably doesn't like her given how lewd she tends to be inadvertantly, and thinks she's a bad influence on Utah.
Peach loves milk, and is usually a bit awkward around her since she can never really tell if the milk they've got on the farm is her's or not.
Big Mac's kids probably are generally alright with her, but aren't super close with her.

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>>10714966
Cider is ok with her. She helps with chores and less chores are always good. And she hopes to one day be blessed with a rack as good as hers.

>>10715241
Why a bad influence?

>>10716083
Because of how lewd she is and such. She probably thinks she's some hussy stealing away her little brother. Standard big sis stuff.

>>10717120
Makes sense i guess.

>>10712675
>say what THEY feel this thread is about and what should not be posted
You're starting to sound like the Nyxfag in the Anonfilly threads. We're not going to change this into a Monster girl general just because you have a hard-on for that crap.

(you)

>>10718551
>hating on Nyx x Anonfilly
That ship is PURE, my friend.

>>10712543
>The whole appeal of satyr, to me, is the involvement of a familial bond of some sort.
This.

>>10712675
>But you do not solely make up the entire satyr thread. Other people want to talk about other things.
Right, fuck the original reason why the satyr general was created and fuck this whole thing taking place in a place where ponies live. If YOU want to talk about things that is pure autism and will make others shun us, then you will. A line that one should not cross does not exist to you.

(you)

>>10712675
I'll say this really is the most retarded thing this thread has come up with, next to Ariana and rabbit crap.

(you)

>>10721955
I would that centaur.

>>10721955
>centaur
>in a satyr thread

>>10721955
If you knock up a centaur, do you get a centyr?

>>10712149
Can't he sneak her out?

>>10724687
>Implying he'd want to
Easy sex when he's young and horny as fuck, and then moving to Appleloosa and finding a real girlfriend in Feather Heart when he's older and more mature.

>>10724749
But what will happen too the kids?

>>10722251
No, just 100 satyrs

>>10724816
Feather Heart and Utah's kids will live happy lives with their parents.

>>10724749
Petunia and Feather are both great. They have a similar purpose, but have very different ways to do it.

>>10724943
>Feather Heart is willing to raise another mares calves
She's pretty good

>>10725162
I'd like to see baby sitter Feather. Could be cute. And if are going full autism Petunia will breast feed her kids in return.

>>10725162
>another's calves
There are no calves. Any that were born during Petunia's young years whoring around with almost everyone in town were sent to a slaughterhouse on earth.

>>10725217
I remember reading a Manga a while back where villagers force a woman to be bulled and she gives birth to calf babies that were then cut to be used as food. All while thr wife's husband watched. Pretty brutal.

>>10725186
We harem end now?

>>10725263
Only if we want to go full autismo lewd with it. I just like the idea of Petunia feeding her kids and havin Feather Hearts kids suckle at her cow tits

>>10725263
Only if he's a farmer dude. Making him also a gunslinger or something on top of that is a bit too Gary.

>>10725359
>Implying
There are enough farmers as it is on the Apple farm.

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>>10725359
There's plenty persona ideas I have that could easily be given to the other apples. Bucky would be the incredibly pragmatic one, being able to see weaknesses and such, taking the gunslinger persona and do shit like this.

>>10725404
>Bucky
>Gunslinger
Funny joke.
I can honestly see Bucky's smart yet lazy ass being the one to settle down with Petunia in the end.

>>10725468
So Utah goes to Appaloosa and gets with Feather Heart and Bucky takes over Petunia?

>>10725468
>>10725535
That's an odd pairing but I can see working. Especially if you go with Petunia being a more stay at home type and is more ok with being a mother and home maker. And Feather being the type to appeal to Utahs get up and go wander lust.

Bucky would give the dick to that cow something fierce too

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>>10725535
Sure, why not. After all, the general headcanon is that Bucky is smart but lazy. And as for Utah... Well, does this look like someone who wants to stay at a farm and do the same boring thing over and over every day without a hint of adventures or action in sight?

>>10725641
Do you think he and Feather Heart would become bountry hunters?

>>10725655
That would be awesome.

>>10725641
That looks like a Jojo character.

>>10725585
That's why Petunia is great with him. She's his Lois/MJ. I'm sure there's a better way to say it, be she's an anchor to make sure he doesn't go a bit far. Someone he can talk to and understand. Feather does something similar in that she can keep pace with him. Think of a more Starfire/Electra without the murdering.

>>10725730
The one who drew that is the same one who created Utah!

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>>10725730
He is the one who designed him.
>>10725641
Does this guy?

>>10725768
Also a good point. Honestly Utah is pretty viable with both those cuties. It could be a really good story were I a better writer. So for now cute shipping will do.

>>10725974
What kind of story do you have in mind?

>>10726335
Idk, just a pretty standard boy meets girls and is torn between two different life choices.

I wonder if satyrs would be popular with human girls?

>>10727623
I don't see why not. Big anatomy aside if they can end up with stallions, satyrs dont seem that far off

>>10725585
Bucky is gay

>>10728392
Only on the inside.

>>10728392
>Headcanon

>>10728720
Even with headcanon, just because he's gay doesnt mean he can't fuck some beef too. Him "inheriting" Petunia could just be a smokescreen to get girls to leave him alone, even if he never himself really touches her much due to disinterest.

Or you know, platonic lovers and such.

>>10728392
i think he'd still settle down with a woman if it makes things easier for him.

(though should we really be saddling characters with non-variable orientations?)

>>10733218
Mau is a cutie. Too bad there isn't more porn of her.

>>10733571
There's, like, one more but I don't have it saved. Apparently Vag deleted all his pics on derpi.

>>10738370
New satyr?

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Boyo McLad asked, and he did receive. DGA kids as babies getting their vaccines.

>It had been a long trip, even with you shelling out for a carriage.
>Longer with four small kids, but you've gotten good at making that work.
>However, countryside eventually gives way to farmland, then to ever denser cottages, letting you know you're there.
>Soon, only dense buildings housing farmers, farm hands, and various agriculture related functions terminate at a gate, separating them from the interior city.
>Stepping from your coach, your kids at your side and youngest in your arms, you approach.
>The guards eye you suspiciously, but let you pass unhindered.
>As you ascend the mountain, the quality of the buildings gets nicer and nicer, while the quality of the people does the opposite.
>At least, you assume based on the looks you're getting becoming less curious and more disgusted and snobby.
>The young satyrs cling to your pants leg as you walk, right until the moment you reach your destination.
>"Dr. Hart's Clinic and Pharmacy" the sign reads.
>Double checking the small print to ensure this is the place, you find "Hybrid Specialist" in the list of his specializations.
>For whatever "specialist" counts for in this world.
>A bell over the door chimes as you enter, prompting a young mare at the front desk to call you over.
>"Hello, welcome to Dr. Hart's. Do you have an appointment?"
"Yes ma'am." you confirm, pulling a slip from your coat. "I sent ahead for the doctor to prepare vaccinations for three."

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>>10738966
>The pony takes the slip, confirming the appointment, and the attached bank slip.
>"Thank you sir. Please have a seat."
>You comply, wrangling your kids into the seats beside you.
>Time ticks by slowly as you wait, Lenora swaddled in your arms.
>Ariana sits quietly save for the occasional sniffle and sob, fear and anxiety radiating off of her, likely in no small part due to the crowded room.
>Eventually, another mare comes from the back and calls you into another waiting area.
>This one, however, is empty save for yourselves, obviously intended as a place to leave kids while their siblings visit the doctor.
>"If you're ready, Dr. Hart will see you now." the mare, a pink and white earth pony informs you. "I'll keep an eye on your other children while you're away."
"Thank you miss..." you begin, drawing a blank.
>"Nurse Redheart. I'm Dr. Hart's wife."
"Thank you, nurse Redheart." you say, giving her small hoof a shake before nudging Ariana and the twins towards the play area before heading into the doctors office.
>"Hello. You must be Mr. Mous." you're greeted as soon as you enter. "Dr. Hart." he states, offering his hand.
>In front of you stand a kindly looking, older man, his hair tinged with the earliest touches of gray.
>Offering your own hand in turn, you give him a firm shake.
"Thank you for seeing me, doc."
>"The pleasure's all mine. Please set the child on the table so I can examine her."
>You do as he says, unswaddling the sleeping infant.

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>>10738975
>"My my, I knew I was expecting a manticore hybrid, but it's still curious to see her in person." he says to himself as he carefully examines her.
>"I'm not in any risk of a sting if I handle her, am I?"
"No." you inform him with a head shake. "I drain her venom every day. At least until she's old enough to know better."
>"Mmmhmm. Do you have a sample with you I could have for study?" he asks as he looks her over. Paws, wings, tail, her newly sprouting teeth are all examined.
>Pulling a small vial from your bag, you hand it over as he jots down several things in a thick journal before moving Lenora to a scale.
>"So, have you noticed any irregularities with her health you think I should specifically know about?"
"Nothing out of the ordinary, no."
>"That's good." he states as he prepares a syringe.
"Are you sure these vaccines are safe? We're not exactly on earth anymore."
>"Hmm? Oh yes. As sure as you can ever be in medicine." he claims without sugar coating. "Equestria is a huge downgrade, sure, but the process is still the same. And hybrids tend to be disease resistant."
"Why's that?"
>"Diseases are typically evolved to infect one specific species, the simple status of hybrid renders them resistant if not immune to most microbial illnesses their parents can catch."
>"I just target the few known to be capable of jumping that barrier. Now if you would, please hold her as you feel appropriate to prevent her from injuring me."

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>>10738987
>Taking the small girl in your arms, you gently hold her paws and tail still while Dr. Hart brings the needle to her arm.
>Lenora squirms as the solution is injected, giving way to infant sobbing.
>As her struggling dies down, you release her tail and from your bag, retrieve a small gourd filled with sand and pebbles.
>A few shakes grabs her attention, her soft brown eyes following the woody husk as you move it, the sting of the needle already forgotten.
>Her tiny hands dart out, seizing the simple toy and bringing it to her mouth as she works out the pain of teething on it.
>With a laugh, you turn back to the doctor, who flashes you a small smile in turn.
>"You may get the next one now. nurse Redheart will watch the baby in the meantime."
>Stepping out, you carefully set your daughter in a provided crib seat next to a play pen, the nurse trotting dutifully to her side with a smile.
"Ariana?" you call out, causing the goat satyr to look towards you expectantly. "Come on honey, it's your turn."
>She whines softly, but quickly runs her way over.
>Patting her head to comfort her, you head back into the office.
>"Well looky here!" Dr. Hart says. "And who's this cute little girl?"
>Ariana stays bashfully quiet, leaving you to speak for her.
"This is Ariana, doc. She just needs a quick check up like her baby sister." you state, hoping to calm the Arimaspi.
>"Well, I think we can handle that." he exclaims with exaggerated glee. "And how old are you, Ariana? Five? Six?"

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>>10739004
>The satyr raises a shaking claw, holding up two digits.
>"Only two? You're really tall for two, aren't you? What has your dad been feeding you?"
>"M...meat and fwuit..." she answers seriously.
>"Well it's clearly working. Why don't you step onto the scale for me?"
>"Same as before, Mr. Mous. Have you noticed any sorts of general health issues in your daughter before? Would you consider her size normal?"
>At nearly 4 feet. Ariana stands more than twice the height of a normal girl her age. But given her mother, you don't find it odd.
"Nothing, no. I don't know if you've ever seen an arimaspi, but I've seen them attack dragons to steal their hoards. They can reach amazing sizes."
>He makes more notes in his journal with an interested hum before preparing a fresh syringe.
>"Alright, Ariana. Can you stick out your arm for me?"
>The satyr cries and refuses.
>"Daddy! Don't let him! Scary!" she pleads.
>Thinking for a moment, you pull the over sized toddler into a big hug, which she eagerly accepts.
>Nodding to the doctor, he uses Ariana's distraction as she wails into your chest to sneak closer, needle ready.
>Ariana gasps.
>Looking back, she sees the emptied needle withdraw.
>"All done. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?"
>She stifles her cries with a small sniff as she shakes her head.
"Good girl, sweetie. I'll take you out for a treat later since you were such a good little patient." you congratulate her, ruffling her hair.

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>>10739016
>"Why don't you go back and wait, I'll call your sisters in in a minute."
>"Okay." the young satyr says, quickly heading back to the waiting room.
>As the door clicks shut, Dr. Hart turns back to you.
>"So, at the risk of sounding presumptuous, would it be alright if I asked a bit about your children's origins?"
"Why?" you ask, somewhat taken aback. "Is it relevant?"
>"Slightly. You might have noticed that there are very few humans around. And I'm the only person who could be called an expert on human hybrids around. I consider it my job to learn everything possible about these fascinating creatures for their benefit. That includes their origins, especially when dealing with new sub-types."
"I'm guessing you got into this because you've got one yourself. Tell me your story, I'll feel a bit better about telling you mine."
>"Fair enough. I used to be a general practitioner before I ended up here. When I saw the practically barbaric Renaissance level medicine, I decided to step in, with medicine and anything else I knew how to do, or how to at least guide the locals to innovate. That's where I met my wife. One thing led to another, and we were both shocked when our little Tonsils came along."
>Nodding, you begin with a sigh.
"I was still in my late teens when I turned up, and I just decided to explore. A land of magic and mystery, you know?"
>"Heh, I can understand where you're coming from. Continue please."

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>>10739026
"So I end go around, exploring, having some fun with some more exotic ladies, thinking different species means no pregnancy risk."
>"That seems to be a common theme in the stories many hybrid parents give me." he says with a nod."
"So one day, Zarina, that's Ariana's mother tracks me down, and carrying a baby so tiny compared to her, and tells me it's mine."
>"And are you still with her?"
"No." you shake your head. "It's not that there's nothing there, but Ariana and I are too small to live safely among the arimaspi, and Zarina too large to live outside. We're just in different worlds."
>You close your eyes, reminiscing.
"Anyway, I decided then and there to settle down. She helped me build a cabin way out in a peaceful valley like I always wanted. Sweet girl. Had her stick around a bit longer while I retraced my steps. Found Kimmy and Mera. Their mother...mothers were, well, on the wrong side of the law. So they handed them over. That's about all there is to stay."
>"Any regrets?"
"Only the fear that I might have missed one. A man should be part of his kids lives." you state sadly.
>You feel a hand on your shoulder as he offers a comforting smile.
>"At least you're trying to do right by them."
"Thanks." you respond, heading off to fetch the twins.
>"Oh, by the way, you didn't tell me about Lenora's history."
"I was bored and lonely, is all." you chuckle with a bit of shame. "I shouldn't be putting myself at risk like that."

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>>10739045
>In the waiting room, nurse Redheart is keeping your little cuties under control.
>Lenora is sleeping, Ariana is mostly rubbing her arm, and Kimmy is raising some hell as usual.
"Kimmy, Mera, come on. Your turn." you call out to them.
>"NO!" Kimmy yells, to Mera's affirmation.
"Girls, you have till three, or I'm dragging you in." you say threateningly. "One. Two.....Three!"
>The chimera child resists, tearing across the room to escape you.
>In the small space, however, it doesn't take long to catch them.
>The duo squirms and struggles in your grip but can't break free, eventually giving up and opting to go slack, forcing you to haul them like dead weight.
>Pulling them inside, the doctor greets them happily.
>"Hello! You girls must be Kimmy and Mera. I'm Dr. Hart. You giving your dad a hard time?"
>"No." Mera claims. "Hate doctors." her sister adds.
>"Aww. That's not very nice of you. But I'll tell you what, if you'll just do this for me this once, you probably won't ever have to see me again."
>"Promise?" your snake child asks.
>"Promise."
>"Fine, but no needles." the larger girl demands.
>"Please step on the scale for me."
>"Mmmhmm." he mutters, writing down their weight. "And how old are you two?
>"Four!" they shout in unison.
"They're three." You correct.
>"Almost four!"
"Three years, 7 months." you say with a faint chuckle.
>"As always, Mr. Mous, any known medical conditions I should know of?"

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>>10739054
"Well, they're prone to minor infections, but I attribute this to mostly to wounds and sanitary concerns caused by Mera's tendency to bite her sister."
>This prompts the two to begin bickering, but you ignore it to focus on you conversation.
>"My, admittedly limited research tells me this is fairly normal for chimera, and should stop as they get older. I'd just recommend making sure to keep the wounds clean and bandaged."
"As I've been doing."
>Dr. Hart goes through the motions once more, examining the belligerent chimera, making the occasional note, and asking you for a sample of Mera's venom.
>Soon, he gives you a hint to distract them so he can give them their shot.
"See girls." you say enthusiastically, "We're already done. Give your dad a big ol' hug."
>They lighten up, Kimmy throwing her paws around you as Mera wraps around your arm.
>Dr. Hart approaches, syringe ready.
>Unfortunately, one of the two notices him, and Mera attempts to uncoil for a strike.
>You act fast enough to prevent this, grabbing Mera.
>Sadly, you do so too low, and failing and other options, whips down to bite into your arm.
>Groaning in pain, you're shocked when she manages to squeeze out a tiny trickle of venom.
>Kimmy, thankfully, can do little but put at your back, having had the presence of mind to trip her claws before you came.
>"Are you alright? Do you need help?" the doctor asks frantically as the snake continues gnawing her smaller, serrated teeth into your flesh.

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>>10739061
"It's fine! Its only painful, not deadly." you inform, the venom burning like fire up to your shoulder. "Just do it."
>He quickly presses the needle to Kimmy's shoulder, injecting the solution, before jumping back across the room.
>The two quickly calm themselves, giving you both the stink eye as you release them.
"See?" you chide, trying to lay on the guilt. "All that squirming, and I bet you barely noticed it compared to when you two fight each other."
>The grumble, but they know a long talk is in their future as you usher them back into the waiting room.
>Rolling up your sleeves, you examine the new wound added to your collection of bite, sting and claw scars.
>It doesn't seem that bad, really.
>"Well, that was an experience." Dr. Hart says, offering you a rag coated in antiseptic. "Are they always that...exciting?"
"Nah. I think being in the city has them riled up. None of them are used to it."
>He nods sadly.
>"Afraid I have to ask you to stay in Canterlot for one more day to make sure they don't have a bad reaction. But next time you're in town, look me up. I'm always interested in expanding my knowledge of hybrids."
"Will do, doc. You take care of yourself." you say with a handshake before stepping out the door.

And end. Hope some of you enjoyed it.

>>10739068
>More DGA autism
Just great...

>>10738723
Oldish satyr. Flash kid, no name or other art.

>>10739068
I don't really read these stories

>>10739068
Enjoyable reading as always. I expect Anon must have built up quite a resistance to Mera and Lenora's venom by now and be ridiculously casual about the risks involved with having such dangerous kids.

Sort of like this guy.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QtkM70AX2Ks

>>10739195
I just scrolled past it all except the ending because I like Kimmy/Mera since her Equestrian parent are sapient and can talk. It's sad that one can never talk about Kimmy/Mera anymore without that DGA monster harem shit being brought up.

>>10739748
Exactly.

>>10739068
Great story! We need more like this!

>>10739551
>I expect Anon must have built up quite a resistance to Mera and Lenora's venom by now
Seems likely.
Even if he drained their venom when they were young, he'd be constantly exposed to small trace amounts of it from getting bit or stung, causing him to gradually become more resistent to it.
Even after they are adults, bites and stings which could put others in the hospital, or worse, is unlikely to cause him more than a bit of temporary pain and discomfort. Not that he often gets bitten or stung anymore.

Same would likely apply to them as well. Getting frequently exposed to trace amounts of each other's venom as they grow up together would make them very resistant to it.

So what are all of your favorite satyrs anyway?

>>10741560
Ariana.

>>10741838
He asked who your favorite satyr is, not which satyr is the most shit-tier.

>>10739551
>>10740741
>Lenora dumps all her venom into a normal person.
>Paralytic effects reach the point that vital organs like the lungs and heart shut down.
>Do the same thing to her dad, he's down an hour for a nightmare riddled nap.

>Mera injects every drop into a normal person.
>The pain is so intense that they die of shock in screaming agony.
>Does the same thing to her dad.
>It's like a tarantula hawk sting. He can't move for the pain for about 3 or 4 minutes, but he's up and walking after that.

When it's time to share embarrassing stories about the kids, he often accents those stories by showing off certain scars.

>>10741560
Tfw you only get one response

>>10742462
"Young lady, when my vision returns and I stop vomiting you're in for a grounding the likes of which has never been seen!"

>>10742462
>>10743012
Yeah, pretty much something like that.
I wonder if being exposed to so much venom would also have the side effect of making him resistant to similar venoms from other types of beasts and monsters.

>>10743042
Unlikely. The mix of proteins and chemicals can vary drastically between two otherwise closely related species.
And in truth, he's probably learned how to brew up a mean potion of cure poison.

>>10743012
I wonder of he ever goes full Attenborough and narrates his kids activities as if to a camera? I mean I'm sure he developed the odd habit or two from years of roughing it in the wilderness in search of dangerous ladies.

"Here we see a fine specimen of the chimeratyr species, a rambunctious adolescent, five years of age. Watch as her parent lowers her into the bath. Heh, no, she doesn't seem too keen on the sudsy water. Perhaps she should have thought of the consequences of her actions before she decided to play in the swamp and get absolutely filthy."

>>10743191
kek

>>10743191

"Get in that water right now."
>"No!"
"It wasn't a request, young lady. You smell worse than that rat that crawled behind the fridge and died which we didn't find for almost two weeks."
>"I hate baths!"
"You're part tiger. Tigers love water."
>"No, no, no no."
"Okay fine, I didn't want to have to do this, but you drove me to it."
>"Huh?"
"Ariana, daddy needs your help getting your stinky sister in the tub!"

>>10741560
It varies. A good story can make me like any character, but right now my tops picks are Yuzu and Kimmy & Mera.

>>10743334
Yuzu I've always been a bit on the fence about, personally. I think it's mostly the >bats aspect.

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Why are furries so uncreative?

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>>10741560
There are plenty that I like. Darcy, Rory, Hope, Dawn, Prism, and Thorn I think can be top tier. Pogo can be great as well. I do feel like Gala, Warren, Sirius, and Bucky have untapped potential that I haven't written anything down for, but should eventually. I think Utah gets the most "complete" life compared to most satyrs.

>>10728698
>Only on the inside of other men
Ftfy friend. And we already knew Bucmy was a top.

>>10730634
>Women
>Making things easier
I had a hearty kek.

>>10743304
RIP snekbutt's swamp stank.

>>10743304
Was kinda funny up until that last line, which completely killed it.

>>10746082
Killed it how?

>>10746347
He's that guy always bitching about Ariana, presumably.

>>10746347
This >>10746421

>>10746347
>Ariana cancer
>DGA autism
I much prefer my Kimmy and Mera to live a normal life with one father and one mother and no monster half-sisters shit.

>>10746506
>one mother
DYEWTS?

>>10746656
Three mothers sharing one body, you know what I meant.

>>10746506
That arimaspi freak is one of the worst things that has been created in this general.

>>10745899
Speaking of which, it must be pretty uncomfortable for Mera every time Kimmy has to use the toilet.

>>10747200
She can hold herself pretty high, I assume. Snakes usually can.
So it's not lie she'll be touching any of it.

>>10747235
No matter how high she holds herself, she'll still be stuck between Kimmy's back and the toilet lid.

>>10747270
Not if Kimmy sits on it back to front.

Reminder no to give him the REE's he so desperately craves. Just switch over and keep on keepin'.

>>10747895
>>10747895
>>10747895

New thread.