ERP
Would you fuck a bird? Edition
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>>10688271
Yes. Hard.
>>10688271
>10 inch anon hangs onto her feathered leg and hugs
>>10688263
Peachy keen for what?
>>10688292
>10 centimeter anon hands onto that anon's pants
>>10688263
Good afternoon, Rouge.
>>10688322
>1 inch anon hangs onto that anon's arm
Is this true for you ERP?
>>10688263
[distant Emerald Radar beeping]
>>10688292
>>10688322
>>10688330
>tfw you like this stuff
>>10688271
Posted in last thread, trying again
>DM both DnD and ERP for like a decade
>Get really good at it
>Land all kinds of awesome ERP cause of it
>Years pass
>Feeling the burnout
>No one else willing to DM or who has faith in their ability of it
>Look at F-list and just space out entirely
>Filling out a male profile asking for it is like standing in a crowd of 10,000 people waving and hoping to get noticed
Long shot, anyone here love DM'ing but also likes playing girls in a setting? Want straight scenes but DM's sex wont matter.
I can play any setting type.
Usually Dom but switch is ok.
Prefer playing rapey manbeasts but will play anything from outright tentacle monsters/minotaurs to hot anime guys.
I have characters prepared on F-list but would prefer to brainstorm a new one for whatever setting the DM is running.
I paragraph post but for a DM am willing to go shorter.
I'm taking a shot in the dark here but hoping I find gold.
>>10688298
Peachy keen in general!
>>10688325
Afternoon to you, sweetheart.
>With a flap of her wings, Rouge perches herself on the man's shoulder, boots kicking as she makes herself comfortable.
>>10688366
>Her ears prick up visibly, and she looks down to the radar. Oh, the sweet sound of jewels...
Where might you be?
>>10688380
Discord?
>>10688392
In the mood for certain... things today?
>>10688400
not handing it out here but have one
hit me up on this throwaway fast mate
[spoiler][email protected][/spoiler]
>>10688392
Heh, comfy up there?
>she's quite light, he noticed
>>10688392
>a 10 inch anon jumps and hangs onto your wing
>>10688468
Thanks.
>>10688490
ah fuck I typed it wrong
[email protected]
>>10688514
Oh, uh, thanks!
>>10688488
>an 11 inch anon knocks him off and hops on
>>10688405
I'm always in the mood for something shiny being put into my pockets. But I'm assuming you mean something else, am I right, tiger?
>Lulling herself into a faux boredom, she yawns at him.
Let's hear it.
>>10688473
>Light as a feather, until she's heel dropping someone in the face. Noticing that he isn't irritated yet, she starts to scramble up onto his head, drumming her nails down on his temples as she laughs.
For sure~
>>10688488
(Not into micro/macro, sorry)
>>10688607
Well I won't waste your time with being coy about it. I want to bounce you on my cock until one of us can't continue.
>The Anon manages to say that entire request without stuttering a single time. It was almost as if he'd rehearsed it.
>>10688607
>he has a bat on his head
>okay then
>the drumming is slightly annoying, but frankly he's more confused
You, uh...can I help you with something Rouge?
>>10688607
>You will never be crammed into Rouge's pocket where she stores all those valuable gems
>>10688683
Is pocket another word for cleavage?
>>10688633
Now how long did you spend practicing that gem of a line.
>Her eyes crinkle in amusement, but the good kind of it. Crossing her legs coyly, she gives a wink to the man, putting on as big a show of laziness as she can.
Well then, go ahead. I can't stop someone so much bigger and stronger than I am~
>She could stop him pretty easily, but she feels like being nice today.
>>10688665
Can you?
>Finally pulling herself up, she seats herself on the top of his head like a chair, making a purring/chirping sort of sound in contentment.
>>10688683
(Now that actually is a sad feel)
>>10688832
>The Anon certainly didn't expect things to be this easy, but he wasn't complaining at all. He clears his throat, reaching down to undo his belt and unbutton his fly.
I know you like people to know what they want. So I thought I'd save you the time and the effort.
>With one flick of a waistband, his cock springs free, already erect and ready. It was a fairly above average size, with the head in particular being rather large and imposing. It would be a rough first push. He sits down beckoning the buxom bat over.
I'm surprised how easy you gave in, though. Did I catch you on a good day?
>>10688832
W-Would you put me in your pocket, Rouge? I'd be honored to go with you wherever you go!
>>10688832
>he couldn't help but chuckle at her behavior
You're in a silly mood today, aren't you?
>he crossed his arms while looking up at her
I'd fuck the chicken
>>10688902
If only I could do that for real...
DED
>>10688887
Well, when you put it like that...
Just don't try to make off with any of my gems, now~
>>10688900
I figure that I can't spend /every/ day picking everyone's pockets blind.
>It's odd not having someone immediately start swinging at her, like Edgehog and Knucklehead tend to. Almost kind of comforting! Dropping down onto his other shoulder, she reaches back up to his head and ruffles his hair.
>>10688866
Aren't you a smart little cookie~ You'll get far in life cutting to the business.
>For someone as comparatively tiny as Rouge, 'above average' is 'gut wrenchingly big', and the lick she gives her lips seems to spell out that much. Eyes stuck on the swollen crown of his member, she unconsciously reaches down and pops the heart shaped cover of her top off, letting her chest bounce free and unrestricted.
Between you and me? Dry spell. It's been awhile, Nonny-boy. On the road too often for pillow talk, as sad as it is.
>>10689126
I promise to keep your gems extra safe...erm, as safe as a little guy like me can...
>The 10 inch anon stands by the hearts on the toes of your boots, waiting for Rouge to carry him into that gem-hiding place...
>>10689126
Heh, that's understandable. Repetition can get maddening. I like this side of you, though. Its cute.
>he has to twist a bit, but he manages to reac up and put his hand on her shoulder, giving it a friendly pat
>with his other hand he tries fixing his hair
>>10689126
>Anon's cock twitches in response to Rouge's chest coming into view. He was already enjoying cutting to the chase. It was a new, but good strategy.
Well, now we can end each other's dry spells in a great fashion.
>As soon as she enters his reach, Anon reaches down and picks the bat up, placing her down in his lap, his cock resting up against her tight-clad rump as he leans in and kisses the shortstack briefly, just getting a sample of the bat's soft lips to start. With one hand against her back, keeping her secure, Anon places his other hand over one of her soft, surprisingly big breasts, roughly groping it as he looms over her.
I can't wait to hear what a pent-up bat sounds like when she gets exactly what she wants.
>He kisses her again, this time with far more gusto. His tongue, like his introduction, wastes no time in pushing past her lips, sliding over hers with an almost savage enthusiasm, trying to coax it into a wrestle to stoke the thief's passions.
Geez this thread is dead today.
(Sorry I'm taking to long, eheh)
>>10689171
You're not so bad yourself. It's nice to be able to be cute, try that around my team and you just get a wave of /angst/ in response. I love those boys, but yeesh...
>Without even a beat of hesitation she takes his hand and puts it down on top of her head. Her ears twitch around his fingers, and she resumes her purring noises.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVz8rvIl_vY
>>10689172
>She can't help the skip to her heartbeat when she's picked up and dropped atop his prick. Dragging her booty up and down his prick, stretching her tights against him, she leans back into the ravenous smooch and swoons. Her tongue crumbles to his with ease, and it's a struggle to even keep herself lapping back, instead of allowing him to go further down her throat.
Mmnng'oh...
>>10689451
awo
Quiet day for me; should be on for some time if anyone's interested!
>>10689151
>>10689503
>tfw busty bat didn't look to see you
>>10689508
>Pets fluffy tail
>>10689517
I would be up for a quickie if you have something in mind.
>>10689503
Aw, thanks Rouge. And you're very cute, don't feel bad about it.
>he reaches up and pulls her into a hug
>>10689526
(I'll say you petted Liru's fluffy tail.)
>Liru's ears perk up and her tail stops wagging for a second, as she is so suddenly assaulted by Master's petting hand! Oh, but since it's Master, the tail starts wagging even faster than before, while her ears return to their relaxed spot. Even though she's enjoying this, she was kinda upset at Master for surprising her, turning her head slightly and giving him a good old pout!
Eeek! Master, you know I love this, but you don't have to be so sudden...
>>10689503
>Eventually, Anon pulls away, giving Rouge some space to breathe as he allows himself a few stray pants as well, surprised at just how submissive the jewel thief was being.
Take you by surprise, did I?
>He gives her another few stray pecks, just enjoying the state she was already in as his hand continues its idle groping of her breast, his cock throbbing happily as she grinds back against it. The hand on her back begins trailing along, searching for signs of a zipper until finally it strikes pay dirt, slowly beginning to unzip her catsuit and letting the tight material peel away from her curvaceous form.
How are you feeling about that dry spell right about now, hmm?
(If now's a bad time, I don't mind postponing.)
>>10689503
Heh? Rouge? Fancy meeting you here!
>Amy greeted with a warm grin, waving softly towards the female bat.
Trying to get some money off of people here~?
>>10689553
(Oh, sure! Who are you interested in?)
EVERYONE WAKE THE FUCK U-
>>10689508
>Raccoon tits
NICE
>>10689517
I want to fuck Tomoko.
Here comes DMG wanting to play thread protag
>>10689592
(You)
>>10689589
H-huh? And, why would you want to do that? Are, you just gonna insult me?
>The schoolgirl inquired, perking her head up at the anon with curiosity, slowly walking towards him as she tries not to trip over her own two feet.
>>10689626
No I don't want to insult you Tomoko. How about you show me your panties?
>The anon said this as he felt his cock harden in his pants.
>>10689586
>>10689556
>>10689503
>Rouge is with Boco
>Amy shows up
Lemme get the popcorn.
>>10689588
(Yeah, they are nice.)
>Just like Arai always is, careless and shameless, she even wakes up in the nude, exhibiting her quite soft and gropable body without even trying to. Still feeling a little tired, she exchanges glances with whoever was shouting. Although she doesn't show annoyance or anything like that, once could possibly tell that she was a little upset after all, somehow.
...
>After noticing that everyone was pretty much still sleeping or dead, she decides to cover her body with her warm bed sheets, ready to take another quick nap.
>>10689643
>that's Boco
That explains so much
I feel so unclean right now
>>10689655
How did you get such a great body, Arai?
>>10689579
(Another time would be lovely, yeah. I'll be back in an hour or two!)
>>10689641
E-eh?!?
>She wasn't prepared for that! Usually the dating games she played always put her in charge of choosing who to ask. She didn't think that other people could ask her. It's just unnatural!
UMMM...S-SHOW ME YOUR COCK FIRST, UH, PLEASE?!?
>She returned quickly with a flustered look on her face.
>>10689655
>The shouting magician girl waves with a flick of her wrist, almost not noticing her nudity at first, blinking a few times and she sucks in every curve and round bounce of her body before nodding her way.
Sorry! Just.. seemed quieter when I thought about i...
>>10689694
(Alright. Hopefully I'll be here.)
>>10689700
>massages your feet
>>10689695
Okay Tomoko if you insist.
>He yanks his pants and underwear down and shows her his half-erect cock.
>>10689681
>The head of the apparently uninterested Tanuki peeks from inside the bedsheet. Quickly finding the source of that noise, she simply stares at the Anon for a while. It got to the point that it was almost scary how emotionless her face was...then she yawns and arches her back to stretch it a little bit. Her body was sore after sleeping quite a bit...
...Exercise.
>Well, at least the Anon got a response after all of the wait. Better than nothing, presumably! Anyways, her gaze returns to her comfy pillow and goes back to hiding under that white sheet of hers.
>>10689700
>Bah. Shuffling a little bit inside her cover, she later pulls it off, revealing once again her well-endowed body. None of her actions showed that she was annoyed for being interrupted twice...unless you count her movements, which seemed a little bit more slower.
...
>Her red-eyed gaze penetrated the mages, only to be stopped by a blink. She faintly moves her head up and down, kinda like she was accepting her apology, before hiding again!
>>10689788
>Crawls into bed with the nude coon. Getting in close to snuggle to lewd cutie.
>>10689712
H-holy fuck this is happening...
>She mutters out, mouth open in awe, her face becoming more and more red as she realizes it was her turn.
O-okay...if you really want it...
>She slowly pulls up her shirt and undoes her skirt, letting her black gym short undergarment show.
I-is this okay?
>>10689788
O-okay! You go hide and sleep and whatever! .. M-maybe cover up. Bye bye!
>She covered her mouth once she realized she raised her voice again, watching the cute, blank faced girl slowly hurry off again, having to suck in a cool breath to relax herself from the nude, lewd girl.
>>10689833
Yes it is very okay Tomoko. How about you show me your breasts as well?
>He starts rubbing his exposed cock as Tomoko shows him her panties.
"Hey, isn't that place with all the dirty internet pervs, Barbara?"
"Oh my gosh! It totally is, Hannah!"
"Eww, you can, like, practically smell them."
"Its totally like, full of dirty internet pervs!"
>>10689870
>Her breasts to?!? Was SHE the NPC in the game where HE is the MC trying to date her? Well, she really can't argue with that, seeing his exposed cock just getting her riled up as well.
Okay..
>She meekly answered, now pulling off her shirt, standing naked sans shorts right in front of the anon, her hands softly kneading what little curves her breasts have.
D-do boys like it when girls play with their own boobs in front of them?
(Not posting any lewd pics in case the mods get confused and ban happy.)
>>10689930
I'm sorry who are you again?
>>10689938
Some boys do. Boys like me like to play with those parts themselves.
>He walked towards her and started touching her small breasts.
>>10689930
Who's up for gangbanging these losers?
>>10689954
No one worth giving attention to
>>10689828
>I mean, the weather and such really is cold after all...so the 'coon takes advantage of Anon, quickly becoming the big, emotionless spoon. She pushes her expansive breasts against his smooth back, moving and rubbing them, trying to get comfy. Meanwhile, her legs lazily place themselves around Anon's, pulling him and more importantly, his body heat close to the Tanukis, and suddenly, his head is swiftly trapped between her warm coon's.
...Will do.
>Not even a little faint red is shown on her cheeks as if this situation was normal for her.
>>10689865
>...The raccoon takes her time to finally react to the Magician's loud voice. Her butt or the bulge of it pressing against the fabric moves annoyingly from left to right, almost like a butt-pendulum. After she finally finishes taking, she sticks out only one of her arms out of the warm, enjoyable bed, and gives her a brief thumbs-up, before it scurries back to bed.
...Bye.
>There was just a tiny hint of annoyance in her monotone voice.
>>10689986
S-sorry; that they aren't bigger...
>She muttered, gasping softly as she felt his hands brush against her small orbs of flesh, panting gently as she slowly gazes up, mouth slightly drooling as she takes in the sight in front of her of him and his hard cock.
C-can I, see you naked, sir?
>Tomoko tried to ask, her eyes darting away as she asked him.
>>10689954
"Ew! Hannah, one of them is trying to talk to us!"
"Go away perv!"
>>10689988
"What did he just say?"
"Did he just say what I thought he said?"
"That's so ...gross! I feel dirty just being here, we should leave, Babs!"
>>10690061
>She couldn't help but reach out and brush his chest as well, sighing softly as she felt her hands rub over his naked abs.
A-ah...they feel so nice, anon...
>She praised him, slowly wiggling and pulling her way out of her black shorts, fully naked in front of the anon, handing them to him.
H-here... I think women give men panties as a sign of trust, or something...
>The poor girl was showing just how clueless she really was.
>>10689938
>tfw wanna fuck fantasy tomoko
>>10689994
>He though he was gonna be able to take the lead since she was unmoving and uncaring but is swiftly overtaken as she wraps her limbs around him. He could feel her large breasts as she moves around to get herself in position. Feeling them rub against his back and eventually settling on both sides of is head as she finds a comfy position. He nestles his head between them to feel their softness and enjoy her warmth.
I'm glad you took to me so easily
Just fuck off already
>>10690117
Play as fantasy anon then
>>10690117
Don't worry anon; I want to fuck her to. At least it will be a version of me that looks pretty...
>>10690145
N-ngh...
>She grunts out, curling her hands up into fists and placing them on his chest, leaning into his hands more as she breathes faster and heavier.
G-god...your hand, feels so nice anon...
>>10690163
Your DMG bait isn't going to work Paul.
>>10690168
What is ERP really, if not one huge fantasy?
Alright ERP, it's time to redeem your awful tastes
Which one?
>>10690150
>Well then. She got a nice free heater and she's gonna use it, right? Soon enough, the distance between Anon and 'coon is quickly erased, and the Tanuki can nap freely. She rests her head against the pillow, which softness was clearly tinied and beaten by the softness of her breasts, which seemed to mold and snuggly fit against his head.
...Good.
(Uh-oh, why do I always get busy when I think I have time to post. REEEEEEE. Uh, how about you sleep with the Tanuki? I'm sure she'll appreciate it, even though she won't even react to it in the outside.)
>>10690205
>>10690205
Nice rp
>>10690205
God tier fucking roleplay
>>10690205
Nice plot
>>10690205
Amazing casting
>>10690205
Stunning video effects
>>10690207
Vice>SanAnd>3(Just because I haven't played it much)
>>10690205
H-ha...oh, fuck...t-this, feels nice...
>She slowly admitted, coming to her senses slowly, before feeling his cock rub against her body and getting flustered all over again, but slowly nodding, reaching down to touch and caress his member, sighing happily as continues to touch her, jerking his cock off a bit.
M-mhmm...feels, nice...
>>10690207
Trick question! The best GTA-style game are the Saints Row games!
>>10690205
Kek
>>10690205
10/10
>>10690207
>>10690245
This
>>10690205
It's so fucking beautiful man.. ;___;
>>10690205
>>10690205
This is such a powerful video
I cried ;(
>>10690257
Paul showing off his shit taste again
>>10690205
What the fuck
>>10690279
EVERYTHING I DON'T LIKE IS HITL- I MEAN PAUL!
>>10690213
>Seeing how the she was settling in for a good nights sleep he was doing the same. Making sure to make the whole bed nice and toasty for her as she held him in her arms. Rubbing his foot along her legs and shifting his head whenever needed. Grabbing hold of her hands with his as he closed his eyes and enjoyed the warm snuggles.
(Aww but no biggie. See ya)
>>10690292
But you are Paul
>>10690207
Jokes on you, I don't play GTA. But if I did, I'd say Simpsons: Hit and Run.
>>10690272
>And then a rogue anvil killed her. Hey, it was a better climax to this story than he could ever reach.
(Not memeing here, but your lack of emotion and writing killed it for me. Sorry.)
>>10690205
>>10690307
EVERYTHING I DON'T LIKE IS PAUL
>>10690314
Ribbon coming in with the god tier taste
>>10690350
>>10690292
Wait...are you Paul or are we being memed?
>>10690354
It's him. Just, ignore it. Come sit in my lap and play Memefist with me
>>10690338
>>10690272
>>10689517
Love ya Scout!
>>10690371
Fuck it, I'll sit in your lap. Tell me a story
Childhood is sticking up for DMG and laughing at Paul
Adulthood is realizing DMG has just as much blame and wanting Paul to finally fuck him over
>>10690338
Cue the ending music to Merrie Melodies.
>>10690205
You can delete your posts but you can't delete your shame
>>10690387
And I love ya', random civilian!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBNMN2Hep5Q
>>10690371
HEY GUYS DMG HERE WITH ANOTHER <Overwatch> LET'S PLAY VIDEO
COME ON AND SMASH THAT LIKE CAN WE GET 7 THOUSAND LIKES????? SUBSCRIBE?!?!? OH MAN IT'S REAPER OH I DIED UGHSHITTY GAM E SM H FUCK I'M SO MAD I TAKE DICKS IN THE ASS
UGRHRHHRRHRTTRH
>Shits himself
UURRRHEHRUE
>>10690338
>posts deleted
The man who was bullied to death
>He kissed his pussy with his hand and he breathed on him.
Anon do you want to touch my cock?
>>10690421
nevr 5get
>>10690436
>His
>Pussy
>>10690436
I'll be right happy to!
>>10690398
>Picking anon up she puts him down on her soft lap, rocking him back and forth.
Once upon there was this cute little kid. His hair defined the laws of gravity and color. Seriously how do you get red, black and yellow hair? Anyways. Something something heart of the cards.
>>10690431
Pls bully mr.
>>10690425
Thanks Man! Keep being awesome! What's on your agenda today?
>>10690429
>>10690400
Alright DMG. You made your point.
I know that's you under the bed.
>>10690400
>implying
I'd understand if it was ONLY DMG, But Treat, Fronk, and like, 3 others all tried to reason with him. If you like it or not Paul has autism, DMG was just the first victim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WFHKFK2xQo
>>10690431
Umineko avas when?
>>10690461
>he let out a a queen as he was lifted
I didn't know you could lift. So what happened to the brain of the cards?
>>10690461
DMG? How come he didn't win on the first turn if he could draw anything he liked?
>>10690429
>Hits unsubscribe
>Subscribes to Luna Lex instead
>>10690505
Because his deck was just that bad
>>10690476
Well, gonna do some more requests on what people want me ta' say, head out ta' fight while waiting for that GOD DAMN UPDATE ta' finally happen, and of course, go on a date with like a hundred women, at the same time of course!
>>10690499
Complete the epitaph and revive SNK
You can go ahead and sacrifice as many anons as you want
The other Umineko player said you can find them much easier on 4+4chan's erp board
>>10690532
Sounds like you're loving the dream. How's Ms. Pauline doing?
HoI, Im temmie
>>10690496
>That mega ampharos
Rate Paul's voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_g4uB0_fEg&feature=youtu.be
>>10690568
>pets
>>10690593
>Published on Feb 20, 2016
Do people like big brown sexy subservient girls?
>>10690559
Ah, excellent as always! Totally head over heels with me and my macho body! Me, her and her totally not a lesbian thanks to bullshit story writing sexuality!
>>10690639
Pix or it didn't happen
Butt
>>10690639
(I enjoy being a subservient girl for big, brown, sexy women.)
>>10690639
I prefer them aggressively molesting me but sure
>>10690658
Best butt.
>>10690643
Lesbian? Didn't know about that one.
>>10690639
I think big subs are cute/hot so yeah
>>10690690
>>10690739
>>10690673
Sounds like it'll be a warm reception when I get the folder ready.
>>10690748
Who is it gonna be?
>>10690600
>accepts the pets like no tomorrow.
but... Does hooman bring Tem Flakes?
>>10690748
(Sounds exciting. I eagerly await your debut)
>still waiting for that angelposter
I still believe dammit
>>10690738
Yeah, I know she isn't! I checked; some boy called Robin gave me some good advice on how to check on her and make sure she's happy and not a lesbian!
>>10690499
On the fourth twilight, find Dlanor pics and create.
On the fifth twilight, find Erika pics and create.
On the sixth twilight, find Bernkastel pics and create.
On the seventh twilight, find new characters and create.
On the eighth twilight, find a bigger card and create.
On the ninth twilight, the witch shall revive, and all shall be left squeezed dry.
On the tenth twilight, the journey shall end, and you shall reach the capital where the lewdness dwells.
(Also don't forget to be an edgy twat and completely screw up the build of the epitath throughout like I did, that helps.)
(TL;DR - I'm mainly rebuilding folders and looking for new characters + a bigger card. If there's something you'd like, hit me up on Discord and we'll see what we could do.)
>>10690817
Also that was supposed to be a reply to >>10690550. Might as well go to bed; I haven't really had much sleep, maybe that's the reason why I'm being dumb.
>>10690794
Oh and what kind of advice would that be? Maybe I can use it
(Chatting aside, is that a lore thing? Didn't know was a lesbian)
>>10690836
I still like that you went for it. Good to see you're getting back in action
>>10690845
Simply; ask her. So simple and brilliant, I know!
(https://twitter.com/jaypinkerton/status/612113790750961664 At least according to this, so who knows what's happening? Either way probably gonna head off for now; be back later!)
>>10690817
Hey, its Kurochijo. Long time no see. Glad you're still around.
>>10690889
God damn lesbians lol
Thanks Scout. Take care
>>10690501
Mind Control got banned... Or a pig stole it... my mind is kinda fuzzy when it comes to that..
>>10690505
Because that little shit kid threw exodia off the boat shitlord.
>>10690854
(Being able not to completely botch would've been a nice touch though, don't you think?)
>>10690639
Brown girls are a slippery slope fetish, I started with them too. Then
>19, perpetually aroused and steadily degrading morality
>live in very rural area, lots of woods around my "neighborhood"
>nearest neighbor is over a mile away, so you can't really call it that
>walking home from lake
>almost home, when I see a crumpled black shape lying on the road
>upon closer inspection, it's a recently killed and intact crow
>already had boner, I decide to do the unthinkable
>take roadkill crow into the woods off the road
>take off pants once I'm out of sight of the road
>fuck the dead crow, tear its ass to shreds with my dick
>there's blood everywhere
>pull up my pants, shaking
>leave crow in the woods, cry on the rest of my walk home
The thing was already dead, so it obviously didn't mind. But I'll never be able to live this down.
>>10690902
Goddammit Boco
>>10690854
>>10690933
EVA Beatrice > Erika
>>10690949
Oh come on, am I not allowed to be friendly?
>>10690933
It's Erika, so you can only expect so much from her
>>10690942
Been a while since I seen this one.
Who was in the wrong here
>>10690932
>Hides video of her and pig with the mind control card
>>10691040
Hey. HEY. THAT VIDEO DOESN'T REAL.
>>10691028
You for thinking this is even remotely funny
>>10691082
its hilarius
>>10691040
I'm going to need a copy of that video.
I've seen the stills, but I want to hear her beg for that corkscrew.
>>10691028
>DMG is the fat guy
Captcha: Pinos sale
>>10691148
Daily reminder you'll never get DMG back.
>>10691151
Filename
S-so what if I like girls with a little something extra between their legs? I'm getting a little desperate for a chance to lose my virginity to a big dripping cock..
>>10691028
Am I a cat or a dog?
>>10691028
Definitely Morrigan
>>10691151
>he went for the Peach bait
Desperation
>>10691187
I thought you were a bird
>>10691163
I-I don't like DMG
>Makes folder of character he requested
Really I don't I'm over him
>Hey Kenny can you ask DMG to unblock me?
Seriously he's gross I was just fucking with him the entire time
>Makes discord alt and begs for forgiveness
Like really, who would like him?
>Shitposts people he's having a session with
>>10691207
>DMG said before he has a private Peach that does every kink he wants.
>Paul still thinks he has a shot.
>>10691243
>Kissu the Kurisu
>>10691212
In that pic I'm apparently a freakish, science-gone-wrong hybrid.
Is Bully-Sama here? I want them to have their way with me~
>>10691243
>Drowns self in bathtub.
>>10691257
Go ahead. Make another discord alt. It's been awhile since I watched you make an ass out of yourself.
>>10691181
Look out for someone m\named Sponty, they're my favorite out of the current option
Big white bunny with....
You'll know when you see
>>10691269
>Discord alts always happen in private
>I watched you
DMG anonposts to stir up shit confirmed
>>10691257
>Doesn't respond when he knows he can't refute it.
Like clockwork.
>>10691266
>>10691248
>>10691281
Your screenshots you autistic. Holy fuck.
>>10691287
>>10691305
>>10691052
Yeah.... sure... it doesn't exist....
>Makes multiple copies in several devices to archive said video
>>10691276
Oh! That sounds wonderful. I guess I'll just have to be patient and try to stiffle my lust until she arrives. Is she...u-uhm...is she big?
>>10691213
>>10691236
>>10691269
>>10691281
>>10691287
What well adjusted adult actually gives a shit about what these people do in their private lives?
They're just people and giving them this celebrity status helps no one, just leave them be and ERP like you actually came here to do.
>>10691344
>People come here to RP
>>10691344
The minute he decides to start shitposting in the thread it stops being private
The minute they had an in thread wedding it wasn't private, I keep all my shit to Discord PMs just for this reason
>>10691329
IT'S NOT REAL.
DELETE THIS!
>>10691338
>is she big
Let's say everything about her is. Big ears, big chest, big hips, big....
You get it
>>10691344
I like laughing at Paul's sad life. It's like an interactive cringe thread.
>>10691375
I walked right into that one I suppose.
>>10691385
Be that as it may, the best way to deal with that kind of shit is to ignore it. If you don't fuel the fire it burns out pretty quick. I feel you on mostly sticking to Discord though.
>>10691428
>G-Guys! I-Ignore him!
>Proceeds to give me attention
Make up your mind dude
HG says hi
I'm here to say Hello.
And also stop having sex in public.
That is all, bye!
>>10691489
NEVER TELL ME WHAT TO DO
>>10691428
God I wish that were me.
HG is full of disgusting furfags so I'ma crash on ya'll couch for a bit.
>>10691493
I hate you
>>10691424
>>10691424
>Big ears, big chest, big hips, big....
Gosh anon, when you describe her like that it gets kinda hard to think straight..
>>10691426
The problem though is that this isn't a cringe thread, it's an ERP one.
I'm not one of those no fun allowed guys who thinks it should be nothing but RP all the time, it just gets grating to come in here and see basically the same conversation play out everyday.
>>10691444
Sorry that I can't keep track of which anonymous poster is which, I'm guessing you're Paul. I've got no problem with people interacting with whoever they want to, it's just disappointing when the thread becomes nothing but ping-pong shitposts.
>>10691498
We all do man.
Might as well. 32.
>>10691540
She could just be a mountain dude
>>10691554
Oh, fuck you.
>>10691554
Me
>>10691487
Can I fuck Maria?
>>10691540
If Sponty's on your mind you haven't been straight in a while bud.
>>10691554
Kasane Teto
>>10691554
Kenji Harima
>>10691554
Not Me
>>10691554
Altair
>>10691554
Sonata Dusk
>>10691554
Willy Wonka
>>10691554
Sami Zayn The Confused
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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~Desu
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>>10691554
Undyne
>>10691554
Kibbles
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>>10691554
Zis Guy
>>10691554
Nui
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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~Desu
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>>10691554
Ocean orca
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>>10691554
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>10691554
Ruby Gloom
I can't believe I'm having a meltdown over this, but let's post this anyway, and let it be a warning that my skin is getting pretty thin concerning the Hoshi subject
This place has become a cesspool. I see roleplay, but it has become completely overshadowed by the shitposters that aim to "show SANC superiority", or to make the entire group a herd of LOLCOWs, or just to throw out their anger in a fucking hissy-fit of shit that should be contained within their own personal life.
Yes, I'm fucking triggered. I love being here, I love all of the anons that put up with this bullshit and don't cause drama and want to roleplay with avas they enjoy, but god-damn it do those that love the drama and lulz get fucking annoying every once in a while.
And who are they trying to milk, mainly? This one little over-sensitive prick. Yes, he's a prick, a bitch even, but if I had the chance to talk to him, I would work with him to figure out what's causing him to be so depressed, so irritated, and help him get the fuck out. If I even get somewhat close to it, Win for him, Win for us. He leaves, he becomes hopefully somewhat stable.
But I bet that angry bitch is all that you see of his character. This little slut is all you see of mine. And a corrupt circlejerking admin is all you see of the OFHfags. The list goes on and on and on. And by fucking god if you start actually treating the persons behind the screen like... a HUMAN, maybe, perhaps we could get some fucking roleplay here.
Fuck, I need to cool down from this rant of mine, this shitposting is way too much and I'm getting fucking sick of it. I bet I'll get shitposted for days on end for posting it, maybe even until the day I leave this general. We've reached maximum shitposting capacity, bitches. It's all downhill from my point of view.
I'll come back at around 7 and actually roleplay then. Until then, I'mma just say "You are the cancer killing HG" to the following users. Good day. You won
>>10691554
Gascoigne
>>10691554
bucket man
/trash/?
/trash/!
/trash/, my battery is fried. Make yourself useful and bring an extra battery for me.
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>>10691554
Starving Venom Fusion Dragon
Do you people realize that this isn't the place we should be in?
Suiseiseki, let me in
Don't make me stay here
Suiseiseki, hold your breath
We're running short on air
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
Suiseiseki, take me back
To the chan I was born in
Suiseiseki, finish it
Wake me up again
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning
Breathe in, desu out
Resuscitate
>We can't go on hearing this
>Are we newhere
Send a flood, desu the fags back
Clear
Just one more time
Breathe in, desu out. While there's still time
We could be the heartbeat, Of everything nine tenths collapsed
Come chan back to life
Desu be the breath of air. Just get to the lungs of the dying
Can you feel the purge
It's been coming for so long
Can you start it.
It's been coming for so long
Let's restart it, With a gentle hand
With a thousand voices
With a single word
When alone
You see clearly, I would know
Now I want to live and love
All these fragile things
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
>Morrigan is part of these autists
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.
The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight
Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand.
>>10691561
If you don't have a vivid imagination maybe!
>>10691580
B-but...you might be right, anon. Especially considering the way my heart jumps in my chest when I open the image you posted..
>>10691724
Get the fuck outta here Shota and lemme fugg Dogmom
United forever in Suiseiseki and desu,
Our mighty flamewars will ever endure.
The Great 4chan anarchists will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
Through days dark and stormy where Great Anons lead us
Our eyes saw the bright board of freedom a/b/ove
And Anonymity our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of Suiseiseki.
And all generations will honour her name.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hand.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
>>10691735
Neat.
>>10691724
Don't tell them.
>>10691735
BASED
A
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>>10691729
Most of us are staying in our respective thread, it's the 2-3 braindead cancer patients spamming their filler.
That's it, I'm done. I've had it with all of you miserable shit heads who actually derive enjoyment from being mean and hateful to strangers on this site. Am I no longer allowed to express my opinion on topics related to the thread? Am I to hide my tastes because they differ from the masses? This site is supposed to create an atmosphere conducive to the spreading of opinions but you classless trolls have made the atmosphere one of an oppressive intolerance. Congratulations, you ruined someone's day. You made someone you've never met feel worse merely because it tickled your fancy. I hope you're happy.
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>>10691745
I don't think is the right moment for that, sweetie...
>>10691707
I'm stealing that for my folder.
Ooh, desu!
I did my time and I want out
So effusive - fade - it doesn't cut
The soul is not so vibrant
The reckoning, the sickening
Packaging subversion
Pseudo sacrosanct perversion
Go drill your 9gag, go dig your graves
Then fill your mouth with all the keks you will save
Sinking in, getting smaller again
I'm done! It has begun! I'm not the only one!
And the cancer will kill us all...
We throw ourselves against it all
So no one else can see,
This the preservation of Suiseiseki in me
There are cracks in the road we laid
But where the temple fell
The secrets have gone mad
This is nothing new, but when we killed it all
The hate was all we had
Who needs another mess?
We could start over
Just look me in the Heterochromia eyes and say I'm wrong
Now there's only emptiness
Newfags, insipid
I think we're done. I'm not the only one!
Fake anti-fascist lie ~desu
I tried to tell you but ~desu
Your purple hearts are giving out ~desu
Can't stop a killing idea ~desu
If it's hunting season ~desu
Is this what you want? ~desu
I'm not the only one!
I only hate four people here. Wiggins and Okabe are the only people that have EVER come to my defense. They're the only people in this shithole of a community that have ever given me a chance at friendship, and I am beyond grateful to those two for that. There're plenty of other people I like here, like Aussa, Garnet, Squid, Spike etc. etc., but I just can't consider them "friends," since we don't talk often.
I've always said this, and it still holds true: I'm a fuckup, yes, but all I've ever wanted is for everyone to like me. I just want to be friends with everyone here, and that will never change, regardless of how shitty I'm treated. I know I've fucked up in the past, but that's just that. I'm done bringing up the past. Anyone else that does can just go fuck off, I'm done listening to "but you did this" and "but you did that."
Don't take this wall of text and just assume "uh-oh, Vino's mad again," because these are things I've wanted to say for quite a long time. Shitpost me, a person trying to improve, instead of shitposting the people that just leech off of these games and don't add anything.
Shitpost me, a person that actually puts effort into my RP and tries to pick interesting characters, instead of someone that just plays some anime girl and replies with two words.
I'm not mad, I'm far from it. I'm just disappointed. I'm disappointed that I give this place a chance, thinking you might all be accepting enough to forget some stupid things, but you can't even manage to stay quiet through one game. Hosts don't have to host. Kamina can stop any day and then we'll be shit out of luck. We won't have any more hosts, because you people shit on them all until they quit.
Will I ever leave this place? Fuck if I know, but it won't be until the very end. I will repeat as many times as you all want me to,
I
have
made
mistakes.
I'm far from the best person here, but I'm far from the worst.
>>10691760
Filler????
>>10691629
>>10691631
>>10691652
>>10691691
>>10691692
>>10691696
Yeah sure
>>10691757
Why? This place really creeps me out...
>>10691732
Imma just post booty
>>10691236
Lunette and the big comfy couch! Haven't seen that in aeons. I do believe there is only one r34 image of it.
I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT SHITPOSTERS
Today I go on /trash/ for games and I play with friends in these threads, we laugh and RP and then look over, two shitposters spaming
Mood immediately becomes poorer, we look and more shitposters come
Soon there is posts of the birds like 'CAW CAW CAW CAW COCOK COCOK COCOK BA BA BA BA BA BEIZAI BEIZAI' and I begin to become afraid because I can't remember if my ava is considered cancer, shiposter posts like penis fucking my eyes, CAW BA SHURE ZAI WOOOO PORN PORN CHING CHONG, fear for my ava becomes stronger
and then the little shit,posts like 12 years old or so, she then pulls down her pics and SPAMS PORN ALL OVER THE BOARD
HE PULLS DOWN AND POSTS A RIVER OF PORN WITH SMALL DICKS NEVERENDING
I look at thread and they continue shitposting about how to RP and how everyone is cancer or something, no one cares. Threais filling up with shitposts, NO ONE CARES
and then the little shits comes by and I think 'good, now he will slap more sense out of them because he is acting like a barbarian overseas turtle' BUT NO, HE AGREES WITH THEM USING THE SAME ARGUMENTS AND GIVES THEM A SUPERIOR POSITION TO SHITPOST MORE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
EVERY DAY THIS HAPPEn
EVERY DAY HOSHI SHIT NEAR MY THREADS
YOU FILTHY DOG
GO HOME
FUCK KOREA
NIGGER COUNTRY
>>10691785
desu 5 of the entries were me
>>10691792
I want to FUCK this boy
>>10691794
I want to FUCK Rosa!
>>10691794
Join me.
>>10691739
I hope this one make you react the same way~
Don't worry, we all love cock here.
Hoshi I want you to understand why we hate you.
We dont hate you because what you say is "offensive". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you said we are cancer! This totally shocks my unenlightened sheeple mind.
No, we hate you because you are the new furfag. You see, the problem with furfags, wasnt that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.
You are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single thread about these games that doesnt regularly have off topic derails about RP or cancer. Always with BOOKER.jpg and Asuka hentai. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, you cant help but broadcast the fact that you are a faggot.
What does the way people RP their characters have to do with these threads? I mean, really what does it add to the games? Jack shit. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM HOSHI! YOU SHOULD BE OFFENDED!
TL;DR You are just the same as furfags only your "fursecution" is called "RP and hostingh.
>>10691798
There's six of them though and two are me, Anon.
I heard there was a bunch of faggy ass little fucking girls in this thread getting their sensitive little feelings hurt because of some shitposting, so I came here to hurt your bitch feelings even more by adding to the shitposting. Are you degenerate asshole lickers ready for the shit? It's fucking coming right now in the shape of my text smelling of pure shit. I'm going to make a new entry thread with a picture of some autistic child on my face, then I'm going to let it fill up with the 48 tributes, and then I'm going to delete the thread and create a new one. I will infinitely repeat the process until these fucking games are killed like the cancer they are, and I will fucking succeed in my plan. I will wipe the cancerous likes of Ryona, Fumi, Adachi, Littlefaggot, King Cuck, Hoshit, Faggot Russian, Foot Fetishist, Thanks for hosting Yuno, Fagbrose, and any other faggots that might think they're relevant off the face of this fucking board. You're all fucking shit and I will destroy you fucking wankers.
>>10691801
So do I. Along with that cute little alolan trainer.
>>10691785
Barron, Kamina, Ruby Gloom, and Gascoine
has actual autism, is shitposter, Another autist, and a newfag.
YOU WANT SALT? I'LL GIVE YOU SALT
HG IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.
NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE GAMES ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE GAMES ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.
AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE GAMES ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE GAMES.
>>10691809
I meant of the whole game
but of the 6 he linked 2 are mine
>>10691792
>>10691799
Well well… This place is a quite strange, I have to say.
Just run and don't look back.
Rule. No hangout threads huh?
And what good was that going to do anon? Force people to stop posting on a board as an admin on that board and if they want to get into a game on that board they have to wait, staring at it until a thread suddenly pops up and they're allowed to post again?
Having no HO Threads does no harm than you claim having them does.
And you're in no position to be bringing up Morpheus when you're proposing more extremes than I am.
Every recreational internet community is what people want to give to it, you fucking idiot. That's the whole point. Nobody gives a shit what you think it is an IRC Chatroom or whatever, it does not matter and does no good for anyone.
This place can be someone's internet home, their hangout, their toilet, their place to talk to people, the people here can be their families, friends, rivals, and people they can rely on when they have nothing else. The games can be a hobby, a passtime, something to get popular from, something you can use to express yourself.
Fuck you
Fuck your enforcement
Fuck your "Going to shit meme"
Fuck your shitty grammar
Fuck your shitty rules
Fuck your trying to define what this community is to the people who cherish it more than you do
Fuck your hairless underage cock balls
Fuck the doctors that committed medical malpractice when they let you live when you were born
And Fuck your mother.
>>10691802
Ass phat
>>10691844
STOP STOP THE 2HU MEMES.
EVERYDAY EVERY FUCKING DAY I SEE THIS FUCKING ICE FAIRY AND A BUNCH OTHER THOSE LITTLE FUCKS AND THEIR MEMERY. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I GO TO HG TO RELAX AND WHAT DO I FUCKING GET?? A FUCKING SMUG POS ICE FAIRY MEMEING EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE.YOU THINK ITS FUNNY? YOU THINK ITS COOL TO MEME 24 FUCKING 7.FUCK YOU. I HAVE THESE FUCKING MEMES BURNED INTO MY RETNA. EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE A SMUG 2HU. AND NOW I CANT EVEN GO ON /k/ TO SEE SOME TANKS BECAUSE EVERYTIME I DO I SEE FUCKING RIKA'S UGLY ASS ON IT. MEME THIS. MEME THAT. HAHA 2HU's EVERYWHERE. NO.NOOOOOOO.NO. YOU INFEST EVERY FUCKING HOBBY I ENJOY! EVERY FUCKING VIDYA OR FANDOM YOU LITTLE 2HU SHITS HAVE TO COME IN AND INVADE.WHY CANT YOU FUCKING DIE.WHY? THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER. ID COMMITT SUICIDE BUT I WOULD PROBABLY GO TO HELL AND BE STUCK WITH THAT LITTLE SHIT.NO. STOP THIS NOW.
I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT SHITPOSTERS
Today I go on /trash/ for games and I play with friends in these threads, we laugh and RP and then look over, two shitposters spaming
Mood immediately becomes poorer, we look and more shitposters come
Soon there is posts of the birds like 'CAW CAW CAW CAW COCOK COCOK COCOK BA BA BA BA BA BEIZAI BEIZAI' and I begin to become afraid because I can't remember if my ava is considered cancer, shiposter posts like penis fucking my eyes, CAW BA SHURE ZAI WOOOO PORN PORN CHING CHONG, fear for my ava becomes stronger
and then the little shit,posts like 12 years old or so, she then pulls down her pics and SPAMS PORN ALL OVER THE BOARD
HE PULLS DOWN AND POSTS A RIVER OF PORN WITH SMALL DICKS NEVERENDING
I look at thread and they continue shitposting about how to RP and how everyone is cancer or something, no one cares. Threais filling up with shitposts, NO ONE CARES
and then the little shits comes by and I think 'good, now he will slap more sense out of them because he is acting like a barbarian overseas turtle' BUT NO, HE AGREES WITH THEM USING THE SAME ARGUMENTS AND GIVES THEM A SUPERIOR POSITION TO SHITPOST MORE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
EVERY DAY THIS HAPPEn
EVERY DAY HOSHI SHIT NEAR MY THREADS
YOU FILTHY DOG
GO HOME
FUCK KOREA
NIGGER COUNTRY
>>10691805
Anon, now you're just teasing me! The beads of sweat rolling down that beautiful cock. I can't stop wondering how sweet the scent pouring off of it is, arousal must be hanging so thick in the air in that room...I want to taste it so bad it's making me thirsty..
>>10691825
>kissu
>>10691830
Alright, makes sense.
>>10691848
FUCK ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR ELSE
This is true fun.
Eat shit, ERPfaggots.
>>10691897
Kill yourself Lupin
>>10691886
>>10691892
B-But I'm at work
>>10691874
>Sweat
Yeah sure, that's what that is~
>>10691908
That ass was FLAT
>>10691908
>>10691892
Was just thinking the same thing
>>10691941
I will join
>>10691951
>That artist
Good taste
>>10691951
Very much appreciated.
I guess I'll be back, then.
>>10691996
WUZ
>>10691974
>>10691951
Too true.
>>10691908
>>10691977
Oh hey I didn't have that one, thanks
THE POWER OF ASS BROUGHT US BACK TO LIFE
>>10691908
>Liking Lucoa
Next you're gonna tell me that /ss/ crap is "good" take your oedipus complex somewhere else ya faggers
>>10692014
>>10692014
And neither have I seen that one, so a fair trade.
The con draws my favorite Midna
>>10692009
God I love pubic hair
>>10691982
Ribbon you're a fucking slut
>>10692052
>>10692058
I just don't have the time to go through his blog and grab all the good stuff, besides I have plenty as is, more than enough to work with anyways
>All this booty
>>10692059
(There are not many butt-focused pics of 'coon.)
>>10692078
(Show some dedication to your Midna butts!)
>>10691929
I d-didn't even consider that! But now that you've mention it...I can't stop fantasizing about smearing that big slippery cock all over my cheeks!
>>10692092
I did that by going through several animation blogs and meticulously making sure they all had the right file sizes to get posted on 4chan
>>10692026
I just thought I'd start posting butts and see what happened.
>>10692118
>Puts crown on butt, hugging said booty and rubbing her cheek against those soft cheeks
My hero~
>>10692045
I still need that chocolate rabbit
>>10692078
I hear you there. I managed to get lucky one time and found a thread on /aco/ with a lot of his good stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWRTEGb-LZw
>>10692145
Well, feel like taking the midna ass for a quick spin as a show of gratitude?
>>10692161
Wow I bet Nui's hARMLESS.
>>10692187
You're cruisin for a bruisin, mister!
>>10692136
I made the folder so I just need to craft a personality for her and she'll be ready for the threads.
>>10692210
Gotta HAND it to you, you are a HANDFUL of trouble, but I'll HANDLE you with care.
Anyway enough with the puns, back to HG with me.
>>10692250
>Nui starts screaming violently.
>Very violently.
>>10692234
Take your time. If you don't mind me asking what sort of personality are you thinking of?
>>10692276
That's where I'm struggling, I'm not really sure what kind of thing I should go for with her. I'll probably just ask some friends for help.
>>10691821
What if we want to fuck you instead?
>>10692298
Judging by the pics she seems quite stoic. That seems like a good place to start
>>10692104
Both sets of cheeks I hope. <3
I bet you can't wait to be a bitch for girlcock?
>>10692369
Sorry bitch-breaker futas aren't allowed here.
>>10692390
Shut up Hotaru
>>10692400
Shut up Nonon
>>10692421
SHUT UP Mecha
>>10692443
Shut up Kagerou
>>10692443
Shut up Owain
>>10692457
>>10692459
Shut up Skyla
>>10692468
Shut up jiro
>>10692459
(H-Hey I just got here.)
>>10692504
Shut up still and also gimme Pinkie's big floppy mare dong.
>>10692520
"Well anon that's a wee bit rude but as long as it'll make you happy!"
>>10692369
My mouth...and...both...being a bitch for girlcock...
Why does my face get so red and my chest so tight when I read these things, when I see all the pre-cum drooling out into a puddle beneath that swollen girlcock, I almost want to have my face rubbed in it!
>>10692603
I'm sorry Pinks, I just had a rough day and I figured you would be the right person to lighten up the mood, y'know?
>>10692613
Because you're a fucking faggot.
>>10692635
"Don't sweat it for a single cupcake bite, Anon! Everybody has bad days every once in awhile so if you get a little bitter just find ol Pinkie and I'll do my best to cheer you up!"
>>10692689
>>10692603
AAA Changeling!
There is absolutely nothing wrong with futa cock and the begging for.
>>10692689
Yeah. You're always so cheery, do you even have bad days, ever?
>>10692603
>>10692689
>>10692718
>stupid big cock
>stupid big tits
>>10692718
There isn't. However the attitude of "BOI TAEK DIS DICK TOP ONLY DOM ONLY YUOR MY BITCH" is cancerous.
>>10692718
I agree
>>10692751
I agree
>>10692731
"Some days! Everybody gets a little down in the dumps but I just put on another bright smile and try to bring that to everybody else!"
>>10692164
I wonder if Midna would be into cock worship.
Post cards.
>>10692751
So are smirking doms, your point?
Is it safe?
>>10692791
It must be hard at times, bringing that joy to everyone.
You know, Rarity might represent generosity, but I think you're pretty generous in your own way too.
>>10692822
No Boco.
>Dumps you in the nugget maker
>>10692852
>painful grinding noises
AT LEAST PUT ME IN HEAD FIRST!
>>10692824
"Aww! Now aren't you just sweeter than a cupcake dunked in icing with whipped cream on top!"
"Rarity gives people like, money and confidence and all that stuff! I just make smiles! Those are important too but people should thank Rarity for what she does too!"
>>10692952
Oh, I already did, trust me. She made me a really nice suit, so I figured I should thank her. I went back to her shop and-...
>The anon recalls what had happened then, but also how Rarity had explicitly demanded not to tell anyone.
Well, let's just say I helped her relief some stress.
How about you? Do you ever feel stressed out?
>>10692806
>
>>10692822
Not safe, just sleeping.
Hello
Where are the lolis?
>>10693093
I JUST came in, Lolobot.
>>10693114
Even so, the question must be asked.
The contract demands it.
>>10693052
>Pinkie places a single fingertip to her chin and rocks from side to side, sending her cotton-candy locks bouncing to and fro as she thinks. Shaking her head animatedly at the anon she replies, placing her hands on her hips and striking a heroic pose.
"Nuh uh! I'm always throwing parties and parties are the BEST stress relief ever! It's just a whole buncha fun. I guess the only times I get stressed out is if any of my friends are in trouble but that hasn't happened in like, forever!"
Yo yo
>>10693093
You don't drive the right car to attract them.
>>10692613
>tfw you scare off the person bullying you
Fug
>>10693230
That was a good doujinshi. Not too big on the dad using his daughters as prostitutes, though.
>>10693230
>>10693266
Sauce?
>>10693273
Sadpanda
FRESH BREAD
>>10693302
>>10693302
>>10693196
Huh, yeah I guess that would make sense.
>He shrugs, before cupping his own chin and looking at the pink mare up and down.
Although I guess I wasn't asking about stress specifically. More like... Being pent up, you know?
>>10693298
Wow that really helps thanks.
>>10693306
RIP
>>10693306
Well, that didn't work.
Someone make new thread, loli one got canned
>>10693422
I'm on it
>>10693306
Further proof that Ribbon Is Stupid.
>>10693350
>Pinkie blushes a deep pink before a lusty smile works it's way onto her face, her hands reaching down to the hem of her skirt and fiddling with the straps before it falls to the ground. The turgid length of equine meat the woman possesses slips easily enough into the open air, pointed towards the inquisitive anon with a small bead of pre forming on the flared tip.
"Oh you have no idea! After every party I have to go into my room and waste an entire box of tissues! It's really hard trying to keep all my goo someplace it's not messing it up, you know?"
>Pinkie completely casual about her nudity tilts her head to the side, observing the anon from a few different angles.
"Why do you ask? Did you wanna give Pinkie a little help~?"