/ztg/ - Zootopia General: till 2020 and beyond! Pastebin: h

How can free will exist if our brains are entirely composed of cells obeying their molecular instructions and all our molecules' behavior is governed by physical laws?

I WANNA STICK MY FACE IN AL'S ASS

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best fox

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To my original Question

Would Remmy eat it?

>>10672600
HYPOCRITAL YOU ARE

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Reminder that we'll never ever never see a sequel to zootopia

is it too late to cuck?

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>>10672600
how can ur ass tak so many diks at once?

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>>10672690
aww
he thinks he is relevant to anyone
so adorable

>>10672683
finds

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>>10672713

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>>10672600
Physical laws are not deterministic at small scale, only probabilistic, so yes

I really wonder if they have discovered and they are using nuclear fusion in Zootopia as an energy source

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>>10672734

>>10672600
Because free will is a gestalt phenomena of our perception, our motivation and the actions our brains take. It has nothing to do with being able to subvert the laws of physics at a whim.

People who argue like this imply free will = omnipotence.

>>10672703
I'm not denying the existence of anything physical. Just asking how choice could exist rather than fate.

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>>10672741

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>>10672748

>>10672739
Perhaps they used it in the past, but I think Zootopia looks like a city that specialized itself to use as much as possible of green energy.
Especially due of it's different artificial made climatic zones. (If that makes sense)

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>>10672717
I want to fuck Gideon until he's a gibbering mess, unable to see or walk straight.

cute gay boys

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>>10672789
good lord that is one hell of a fivehead

>>10672787
Green energy like nuclear?

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Dogear

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Someone discussed soda cake

You can totally make cake out of beverages

Whenever I need to impress I make a chocolate Guinness cake and get everyone drooling

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>>10672794
i agree. and there is a severe lack of art of gideon like that.
where is gerardson when you need 'em?

ugly straight girls

>>10672837
>Guinness
couldn't you pick a better meme beer?

>>10672600
Of will, mind and body are not one and the same our consciousness is an illusion. We are an illusion. Everytime you go to sleep your consciousness dies, so in extend "you" die. When you wake up, brain reassembles the memories, reloads the consciousness, but it's not the same as the one that went to sleep, that stopped existing in this world, it is a clone of it, an impostor unaware of it that it took the place of a previous mind, because all it's memories are the same.

By this point in body's life, this happened atleast 6000 times.

"You" would be not you. You are not the copy of the you yesterday. You are a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy...

>>10672709
Financially at least, it was close to the level of Frozen, right? If it follows anything like the same pattern a sequel would show up around 2021-22.

>>10672823
Of course, under Zootopia is a big final depot that just waits to leak in the water of the city so it can contaminate everyone and everything.

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>>10668370
there you go

>>10672837
It looks tasty, but I perfer Baileys in my cake.

>>10672883
Apparently there's already VAs signed up for the next one, too

>>10672897
this tube orgy needs nametags

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>>10672897
Where can I buy tubes by the box-load like this?

>>10672709
>>10672883

It would be interesting if it came out around US election year in 2020 and made another statement

>>10672897
Wow, an entire internet of tubes!

>>10672923
the fact that Zootopia's themes so closely linked up with current events was just a coincidence
a billion dollar coincidence though

>>10672897
Shit, I only count eleven. One of them must have escaped.

>>10672940
Like the Simpsons episode that plays in the future where Trump was president before Lisa?

>>10672940
It was def a lucky coincidence. Can lightning strike twice? Probably not.

Personally I'd like them to tackle interspecies relationships next

>>10672915
I know the list is incomplete and apologise in advance - please send your OC name / ref / description my way AND UPDATE YOUR CC LIST RECORD

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>>10672980
Hups, I might be actually retarded

>>10672897
the sad thing is they're going to the same processing plant that bully bun uses to burn defective dolls

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>>10672787
There's not much (if any) visible solar or wind power within the metro area, based on the aerials during Judy's arrival. And the engineering that goes into the climate wall likely requires something more dispatchable anyway, unless they have crap tons of batteries somewhere.

I like to think it's late-generation fission for the major climate engineering, since air conditioning the outdoors is such a huge single power sink, and some other reliable or renewable source for general utility. Hydropower, maybe, or burners for waste mass-to-energy.

>>10672998
Is this a hot tub

I choose to believe this is a hot tub

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New nobby art

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>>10673084

>>10672897
>>10672998
Nice, thanks Wynn!
For the one missing, I remember Popo, Sherry (Candycrow), all the otters, Sonny (Punchweasel) and Hasty and Fanart martens
Who is A-?

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>>10672858
Let me guess, Bud Light is more your speed.

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I really like this outfit on Judy, especially the bow on her shirt. So cute and pretty.

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>>10673095
soft bois are best

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>>10673101

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>>10672842
Up in Heaven, drawing handsome piefoxes for Jesus.

>>10673095
Do musk deer teeth fall out like antlers?
Please tell me Syd keeps them on a necklace if they do.

>>10673136
Yea they fall off after mating season is over. It would be cute if she kept them

>>10673195
>after mating season
so hes just perpetually horny in every pic hes featured in?

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>>10668374

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>>10673136
>>10673195
Artemis making a necklace out of his little fangs for Syndey when?

show me the cute boyfriends

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>>10673366

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>the steady trickle of giant Judy content
holy FUCC

>>10673402
I know this has been brought up before but its so weird that they shrink Nick rather than just having a mouse or something
There is literally a way to have extreme size difference with Judy but people still want to have the weird shrink/expansion shit

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>>10668458

>>10673429
Judy Gosling?

>>10673429
I don't know what AU this is

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>>10673427
It's hotter this way

>>10673466
that's a good rape face.

>>10673402
>>10673427
>its so weird that they shrink Nick rather than just having a mouse or something

>>10673466
This. It's important that it's Nick because Nick is the one Judy has chemistry with. That wouldn't change just because their relative sizes do.

Anyway it's really, um, growing on me. I don't have a macro or a foot fetish, but the idea of Nick just going to town on her, or her setting him in her crossed legs and squirting on him is H O T

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>>10668394

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repostan

>>10673859
dang that's good

>When Pack Street stuff shows up in your almost exclusively furry twitter feed

Still love you all you bastards

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>>10672881
>I don't understand what consciousness is, therefore it doesn't exist

>>10673904
>when people mention Pack Street at all
It'll never reach Ruby Quest levels of popularity, but a man can dream

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>>10668487

>>10673859
You ever planning a story with these dorks?

>>10672702
only as practice for oral sex

>>10673757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25QyCxVkXwQ

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>>10673975
I'd like to!

>>10674099
Yusss

>>10673429
it's just as ridiculous as i imagined.
thanks wynn!

>>10673859
so, can she play metal or is she still stuck on sappy pop ballads?

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Anyone here owns bullyland "figurines"?

Is there any difference between separate figurines of Nick and Judy and the pack that has both? Dimensions and weight seem to differ, although I don't know if it counts packaging or not

Picture somewhat related

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>>10673757
very feelsy

>>10672972
its 100 minutes of dump drumpf
wins 4 oscars for its heart-warming message

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>>10672794
>a gibbering mess, unable to see or walk straight.
but you just described Gideon

>>10672789
>まったく...本当いつも頑張るんだから
>いい子だからムリはするなよ?ジュディ
Nick: "Good grief... You're always truly trying your best
Because you're such a good bun (TN: actually says "good kid" but naaah) aren't you overworking yourself? Judy"

TN: This is phrased a little weirdly; I went with what I thought is the most likely. Another possible candidate is "Is it so unreasonable you can't do it?" in reference to something in a different comic, but I don't know without proper C O N T E X T

>ね、ねえ 昨日のことならあやまるから もう かんべんして
Judy: "W-well, if you're apologizing for yesterday... Geez... Gimme a break"

>>10672983
>ジャック本もよろしくおねげえします...
Request for artist: "Please do more Jack..."

>>10673479
>いい子ね ニコラス
Judy: "Good boy, Nicholas"
>報告書
Report

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>>10674244
That's horrifying.

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>>10672709
>live action films
>one day they might make a live action Frozen
>a live action Zootopia

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>>10673519
Welcome aboard brother

>>10674356

Thanks translation bear

>>10674529
I miss this artist

>>10673934
>It'll never reach Ruby Quest levels of popularity
Hell no!!
As much as I like Pack Street, it will never be THAT popular

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>>10674564
this artist is still around you headass

>>10672835
>Dogear
thanks

>>10672887
https://twitter.com/zhdskanf10/status/711575767063244801

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did you remember to VOTE?
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>>10672983
>>10673101
artist?

>>10674564
She's still around though, but like most artists with common sense she hangs out mostly on Discord.

>>10674679
What u trying to say

>>10674604
I never see them?
Let them know I like their cute draws

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>>10674733
will do, duder

>>10674782
Who are these OCs?
I'm attracted to them because they're sad, they're different

>>10674667
https://mobile.twitter.com/kabe2mugi/status/890234197872304129/photo/1

>>10674893
Predator in the pool hall

Ozzy

>>10675050
dies.

>>10675050
is

>>10675076
not

>>10675100
into

>>10675108
hyenas

>>10675108
girls

>>10675113
that

>>10675113
he

>>10675050
>>10675068
>>10675076
>>10675108
>>10675113
>>10675120
>>10675121
>>10675126
>>10675100
You really think you're being funny, original or clever? Stop shitposting, faggots.

>>10675126
likes

>>10675166
Remmy

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>>10675152
>faggots
uhmm

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Who was the drawer of this?

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>>10675187
uhmmmm no sweetie

>>10675152
>he moderates 4chan
>he moderates 4chan despite not even being accepted into the mod team
>he moderates content produced by anons working together
>he moderates the content on a board meant for rubbish
>he moderates this content he doesn't like because it interferes with his Gideon posting
>he moderates this content he doesn't like because he feels threatened no one will give him attention
>he moderates this content without contributing anything in return
>he will never learn how to draw well
>he will never learn how to write well
>he will never have fans
>he will never have friends
>he will never wish he were officially moderating for free

>>10674782
>>10674604
I know I've been skimming the threads but I don't think I just straight up missed an entirely new artist, who/when was this

Al

>>10675261
dies.

Why are pack street fans the most irredeemably autistic, cancerous wastes of pixels in this entire fandom

>>10675299
Judeon lover detected
please return to your tard wrangler

>>10675299
It's written for it's audience.

Why are savageskye fans the most irredeemably autistic, cancerous wastes of pixels in this entire fandom

Why are zootopia fans the most irredeemably autistic, cancerous wastes of mixels on this entire site?

>>10675257
uhm okay sugar, I know it's difficult to post something interesting or useful, so you have to be very upset about being told not to spam, but let's try to a little hard next time or don't post until we have something to contribute, fine sweetie? :)

>>10675198
Not too sure, I think swat?

>>10675350
I thought that title belonged to the mlp fans, but shit if I know 4chan

Why are people who post "why are X the most Y" posters the most irredeemably autistic, cancerous, wastes of micropenises in this entire entirety?

When is Pack Street gonna update

>>10675386
>mlp fans
they flocked out of their fandom when the weather stopped being fair, and became Shittopia fans instead

>>10675198
Looks like a_sig

>>10675408
when its not ready

Why are ceiling fans the most irredeemably pointless, dangerous wastes of steels on this entire planet?

>>10675409
at least we know how to have a partyy

>>10675198
hello
this is drawer
why u ask my name?

>>10675427
I think ceiling fans are pretty cool in summer, but they just get hot and bothersome in winter

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>WildeHopps

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>>10675369
Seem different from their style

>>10675412
The drawer, not the subject

>>10675445
Because this is a_sig, and I wanted to know, that drawing is cute

>>10675427
WHAT DID YOU SAY?

>>10675486
Ms Wilde x Violet Hopps

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>>10675198

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smoosh

"gay tube dudes" is a redundant phrase

>>10675527
>the copypasted badge

why

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>>10675258
oh shit son
it's actually my OCs Freya (the fluffy grumpy fox) and Ruth (big sad loving bear), drawn by lulu
i could get some draws/writing going for them if you wanna see more of them?

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>>10675487
>you wish to know
am active drawfag
rather not say which
is just sketch practice

>>10675333
Because they focus on characters that don't matter and distract from the movie's canon.

>>10675527
Is he headbutting her? The whole thing makes it seem that way.

>>10675606
head smoosh

>>10675487
>>10675589
>pic size
Betting a zoosona doodle that is Pho

>>10675606
it's a forehead nuzzle
tho the little flying specks makes it seem more forceful

>>10675566
the outline of the badge would've been enough. that copy paste is just ridiculous

>>10675369
nope, the things i usually post are way more shitposty lmao
ill let you know when i manage to draw something this cute

>>10675527
CRUSH HER JAW
HEADBUTT HER SKULL AND CRUSH HER BRAIN
FATALITY

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>>10675527
reminder this is the proper way to smoosh your bun

>>10672842
Working my ass off

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couple more sketchies i had on hand from luludeer of Freya and Ruth for the interested anon

>>10675717
>Judy gets up and slaps Anon through the door, a wall, and across the street into another building

>>10675748
>one_slap_judy_by_waga.gif

>>10675570
Sure, I'd be down for sad grumpy stories

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>>10675717
THis guy needs proper rabbit smooshing training

>>10675717
>/ztg/ plays Black and White

>>10675797
Don't try, the hope to that Anon is lost.
If he can't smoosh since birth, he will never learn it right.

>>10675833
Glad to see I'm not the only one who remembers the game.
Still Populous the Beginning is (in my opinion) better.

Judy would be the good mind and Nick probably the bad one.

Or they would be the Animals you could choose.

>>10675775
i smile
ruth's training as an EMT and Freya is a repeat ZPD academy washout if you ever want to /r some writes/draws
i'm taking the one punch man approach, so i've got a ton on my plate trying to get a comic with them/zpd swat started with no prior training or art education so bug me if i miss things

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>>10675648
clever
or gullible
nevertheless i will not say

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Requests ?

>>10676018
draw cute wolves

>>10676018
High schooler Gideon

>>10675717
Reminds me of that one comic where it's a POV of a human in Zootopia and he starts fondling Judy's face and she gets super into it.

>>10676018
Stan teaching Rosie and Mel how to fish? Probably in tundra town...

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http://savagejack.tumblr.com/post/163430609222/a2-pure-evil-gideon-grey

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>>10675546
I'll show you redundant

>>10675589
>am active drawfag
>rather not say which
>is just sketch practice
I will find you, also
>that pic

>>10675648
Mmm, yes it is a very similar style...
Well thanks! Also you are improving very fast Pho! And if it not you I will lewd you for deceiving me with these tactics!

Also thanks Fuel for this very cool pic again, I will not lewd you

>>10676006
yeah, still hard to tell and no signature, but the size and the brushes are telling me that this was done on phone, right? Maybe on Autodesk SkechBook or IbisPaint. Anyways, good practice, dude!

>>10675878
It's interesting to hear about the characters who get the short end of the stick, reminds me of shorty Squad

>>10676018
You're doing a ton of requests
Draw Bore serving coffee to someone

>>10676089
>Pho
I'm thinking it could be Teabro too. Or even a_sig, that dude loves snakes

>>10676089
Lewd Fuel.

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>>10676061
Holy cow, this is a really terrible visual layout for a tumblr blog.

>>10676089
thats a cute mongoose
I bet he'd look cuter taking the knot

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>>10676148
Yeah
i bet

>>10675797

Been thinking about SkyeHopps, lads.

>>10676323
There are much better things to think about
Like SkyeHoppsOtterton

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>>10676323

Been thinking about SkyeHopps, lads.

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>>10676381

Been thinking about SkyeHopps, lads.

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>>10675527
Slowly, they are getting Nick and Judy's characters more in order.

>>10676018
Would you draw Swat's bear he's been posting?

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>>10676409

Been thinking about SkyeHopps, lads.

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>>10676089
yo a_sig! what's this?
is this what happened the whole time that hamilton was away?

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Will Pack Street ever realize that the 5 star, internationally worshipped celebrity model Charlize is actually the alter ego of thief-cum-loveinterest nobody Charlie?

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>>10676136
>Teabro
Nah, he is much more heavy on lineweight. Usually,
>a_sig
Nah, dude can't draw like this

>>10676138
Nope
>>10676148
No
>>10676197
NO
>>10676470
NO
>filename
NO

Pack Street karaoke. Everyone gets one, and only one song. What do they sing?

>>10675833
holy shit i forgot about that game. going to torrent right now, thank you.

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>>10676470
That you Famished?
Man, you should have seen the shit Terry got up to while Hamilton was away. Few managed to escape his lewding.

I think you're gonna need to rein him in a bit. Some ropes and harnesses should do the trick.

>>10676520
Whats New Pussycat, with one Its Not Unusual thrown in for good measure

>>10676520
Remmy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw90St_8ek0

fits with my head canon of his voice as well

>>10676471
Her publicist figured it out when he got sucked off in an alley by a greasy fox "girl". She covered it up by saying she was researching a role for a movie where she plays someone selling one dollar blowjobs.

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>>10676147
>"rabbit with a gun"
>not "bun with a gun"

>>10676520 (me)
I had a thought where Martina probably does "I Will Always Love You", and fucking nails it.

>>10676622
AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (marty voice:) HOLY SHIT
WILL ALLLLWAYYYYYYS LOVE YOUUUUUUHUUUUUUUUUUAAAAIIIIIIII

>>10676061
>>10676147
It feels like there is a competition among artists for who can make/find the worst tumblr theme, and this one is definitely a contender.

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>>10676561
>I think you're gonna need to rein him in a bit. Some ropes and harnesses should do the trick.
oh boy. reining in that little 'goose is my specialty. and i have a three day weekend so...

you better watch out, a_sig (and everyone else who gets ahegaoed)

>>10676671
jesus christ anon were you reading my mind? i always immediately think of jontron when someone mentions that song

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>>10676520
Betty would do some jazz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ROhJ1bu1hY

Being ladding about thinking wildehads

>>10676720
Ooh, or Peggy Lee's "Fever"? While wearing that dress?

>>10676720
>not singing this to the hoots of lewd pack noises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE73giFnLBs

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>>10676561
>>10676689
Tomorrow, when I wake up, if I find a lewd I know whose fault it is

For now goodnight /ztg/!

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>>10676765
Sleep tight tuber!

>>10676720
I think the Rachel Macfarlane version suits her better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_y2TCk6IxA

>>10676765
okay he's asleep
>>10676689
yo, its swat
gimme some refs
let's lewd this tube

>>10676808
gay lewds please

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>>10676808
don't have to ask me twice

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>>10676808

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>>10676520
Linking the vanessa hudgens version because it fits annie's voice better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvvSXtt4b70

>>10676862
good ref

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>>10676808
one more for good measure

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OK, just gonna re-shill this one for greentext and add a bit of artwork.
Careful, it's a bit lewd!
(Hope you don't mind Nobby)

The Fable.

>Velvet Roe checked the body of the text, then pressed send;
>'Should be there in an hour, make sure you are dressed appropriately'.
>She gathered up her bag and headed out the door, her long red dress billowing in the breeze.

>Having read the text, Al pocketed his phone and headed for the bathroom, a grin growing on his face.

>Showered and dressed accordingly, Al checked the time on his phone, a single short text showing below the readout.
>'10 minutes'.
>He reached over and unlocked his door before throwing the last two pillows on the bed.
>With the lights off, the room had a quaint glow from the old oil lamp hung at the corner of his kitchen nook.
>The frilled quilt on his bed looked like something his grandmother would have had.
>Perfect.
>Slipping on the nightgown, Al climbed into bed, feeling under the pillow for his headwear.

>Stepping out of the bakery, Velvet stopped at a set of steps two doors down from her destination.
>She looked around hesitantly before reaching into her bag and pulling out a red felt jacket that matched her dress.
>After fitting the jacket she withdrew a pointed red bonnet which she placed on her head.
>The deer now resplendent in her bright red attire, gathered up the small basket of buns and cakes, and headed for the stoop mere moments away.

>A black wolf sat on the steps, staring off into space, blowing smoke from her cigarette.
>She took another drag just as she heard the click of hooves on the pavement.
>Betty looked and coughed involuntarily when she saw the deer mount the steps,
>"Afternoon," she said, looking back across the street.
>"Hello Betty," replied Velvet, hoping her blush would not show amongst the red attire she was wearing.

>>10676808
...
I should probably stop giving a last look to the threads

>>10676828
>>10676907
>Using old as fuck references

>>10676622
>>10676671
I need this.

>>10676938
>The doe made quickly for the Alpha wolf's door, grateful no-one else seemed to be about.
>She knocked on the door.
>An oddly feminine voice responded from within, "Who is it?"
>"It's me," responded the deer nervously.
"Who?" called the voice again.
>Velvet quickly looked around the hallway before pushing her mouth close to the door and calling,
>"It's me, little red riding hood," her blush now merging with her dress.

>"Oh, come in dear," replied the voice, a small giggle followed at the realisation of the double-entendre.
>Velvet slipped through the door and glared towards the bed.
>"Don't be afraid," said the croaking voice, "come closer so that I may see you better."
>V placed the basket on the table and walked to the end of the bed, her arms behind her, undoing the button on the hem of the dress.
>"My dear, you look hot and bothered," said Al in his best granny voice, "why don't you take off your jacket?"
>Obediently the deer removed her jacket, draping it over a chair by the table.

>Reaching across to the bedside table, the wolf put on a pair of half lens glasses.
>"Come stand by the bed dear," continued Al, "that's a lovely looking dress you're wearing."
>The doe stepped up beside the head of the bed, "That's a pretty bonnet you have grandma," she cooed in response.
>"Let me see your dress," replied the wolf, twirling a claw in the air.
>Velvet rotated before the alpha, and while her back was turned, he slipped a claw into the zipper and ran it down.
>The dress fell away revealing frilly white bloomers, with a cute brown and white tail no longer hidden.

>>10676956
>"Oh I'm sorry dear, my paw, I mean my hoof must have slipped, and now you could catch your death," chuckled Al.
>"Maybe you should get into bed with me."
>"Yes, maybe I should, although I don't want to crease up my nice blouse, so I better take it off," winked Velvet.
>The puffy sleeved shirt came off revealing a very low cut, lace edged bra which combined with the frilly panties, accentuated the size of her hips.
>Al unconsciously licked his lips.
>"Oh but wait!" exclaimed the doe after pulling the quilt down, "Are you really my grandmother?"

>Al lay there in an old style nighty, lace around the neck and puffy shoulder sleeves.
>"But of course I am dear, come closer and look," he stated, his paw now running up her calf.
>V leaned in towards him, "My what a big nose you have," she quoted.
>"All the better to smell you with my dear," he said, and then muttered under his breath, "and you smell hot!"
>His paw continued up until he could fondle her tail.
>She caught her breath and continued, "And my, what big ears you have?" closing her eyes as his paw slipped down and inside her knickers.
>"All the better to hear you with little one," and in a lower voice, "and I can almost hear you dripping."

>Velvet let out a little moan and mumbled, "Did I mention your nose?"
>"Come closer to the bed and let me smell you dear," cooed Al.
>V pushed her thighs against the side of the bed and bent forward, Al rolling onto an elbow to meet her.
>They touched noses, Al's tongue coming out and licking her lips.
>She moaned again as he ran his tongue below her jaw and down her throat, his muzzle coming to rest between her breasts.
>She slipped a hoof under the quilt and found the raised area she was looking for as Al's digit probed further into her moistness.

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>>10676941
>>Using old as fuck references
A new one then

Sleep lightly, mongoose. You're gonna git lewded.

>>10676975
>Momentarily his paw stopped, testing around inside her knickers, his eyes opening suddenly to look into hers.
>She looked back, a grin growing on her face.
>"A little surprise for you," she said, squirming her hips a little.
>Al grinned and closed his eyes again.
>"Oh, I forgot the big teeth bit," she commented, but Al just made a 'humph' sound, his nose still between her breasts.
>The wolf's muzzle then continued it's downward travel towards her navel, stopping for a tender lick of her belly button.

>Her hoof was now moving slowly but rhythmically under the sheets, the dampness of his pre-cum evident.
>Suddenly, with a delft movement, he slid her panties down lowering his nose and buried it in her crotch.
>His tongue quickly finding his new present.
>Not being able to take any more, V leaned head down onto the bed and carefully swung her leg over his head, presenting her rump and sex to him while pulling down the sheets and quilt to reveal his glistening member.
>"Lupa be praised," mumbled Al as he stared at the small gold ring piercing, licking his lips.
>Without delay, soon only his sheath could be seen as she hummed and worked her tongue.

>>10676993
>Al's tongue also got busy, buried up to his snout while one already moist claw worked in ever decreasing circles around her button.
>Quickly he withdrew his tongue and licked her other hole and his finger, both glistening in the low light, before carefully pushing his claw and digit into her special place.
>He felt a tightness clamp on his member as he pushed, her elbows pulling in to squeeze his hips, as a low moan vibrated the tip of his length.
>His tongue returned to within her as he opened his jaws and gently raked his teeth along her abdomen.
>He felt a shiver go through her body, copious fluid now running down his chin, his eyes fixated on the small gold ring.

>"I don't think I can take too much more, " she gasped, collapsing on the bed beside him.
>He had managed to dodge her hoof as it went past, her crotch being pulled away from his mouth, but his finger remained in place.
>She lay there with her hind legs spread, one fore-hoof caressing his member, the other undoing the bra clip.
>Al rotated his finger so as to grasp her tail with the remaining digits of that paw as he manoeuvred himself between her legs.
>"Knot me you hunk," she growled, the wolf enjoying her coarseness.

>Using his other paw, he rubbed his shaft up and down her entrance, momentarily toying the tip in the piercing.
>Cupping a breast in each hoof, V looked down, her long tongue flowing out to flicker across her nipples.
>This turned the wolf on more, causing him to slowly push himself into the doe.
>The deer threw her head back exposing her throat while squeezing her breasts.
>Al doubled down to lick her navel and then dragged his tongue back up her chest to her nipples, alternately licking and sucking on them in turn.
>Some form of primal urge was screaming silently in his mind as he looked past her breasts at her long exposed neck.

>>10677007
>His hips were now working rhythmically between her thighs, with the odd rotating grind thrown in, sweat forming on his face as he looked at her windpipe.

>Slowly, almost without control, his head moved up her body, his jaws opening wide and turning sideways.
>V shivered a little, but trusted her wolf, intimately.
>Al dragged his mouth sideways up her neck, the skin below tight at the points of his teeth.
>He reached her larynx and slowly closed his jaws, feeling the tendons below twitch past his canines, as he pulled up a small flap of skin under her throat.
>"All the better to eat you with," she nervously recited as she could feel the flap of skin roll between his teeth.
>Only a low growl escaped from Al.

>Being that fawns are larger than wolf cubs, Al was able to push his knot all the way in on every third or fourth stroke.
>Velvet then grabbed his hips and pulled him against her such that he was now only able to pop his swelling in and out, the rest of his shaft remaining within, being massaged by her internal muscles.
>Forgetting her neck, Al now arched up his back, pounding her for all he was worth, his jaws clamped shut as he panted between his teeth.
>Quick little bleats could be heard coming from the doe, her eyes closed tight with the strain.

>Suddenly Al reached behind her shoulders and dragged her up into his lap.
>He found the natural resonance of the bed springs, and began bouncing her up and down, but his knot remaining within her.
>With his muzzle buried in her neck and his arms wrapped around her, Al could feel his climax coming.
>Steadying herself, the doe took her chance to mouth one of his ears, running her tongue deep into the folds.
>The shiver that ran through his body was electric, his arms almost crushing the deer.

Ozzy's feminine penis

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>>10676808
He's already lewded himself a few times, but here you go.

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>>10677028
>Velvet now sucked his ear into her mouth and slowly started adding pressure with her flat teeth, Al's grunts becoming louder and more strained.
>She was going to leave a bruise on his ear, but it had the desired effect as Al found a secondary harmonic to the bedsprings and doubled the pounding rate.
>Her bleats in his ear were becoming louder and more frequent, his grunts starting to echo within the room, soon the rest of the world didn't exist.
>There was just them, and the climax growing between them.
>With a loud growl almost a yell, Al bites down on V's shoulder, drawing a small amount of blood as his shaft explodes within her.
>She muffles a scream of pleasure into his neck as she feels his throbs pump through her whole body.

>They both hold still, panting heavily for a couple of minutes before collapsing beside one another on the bed.
>Al sees the trickle of blood on her shoulder, but can barely move to lick it off her, just managing to move his head to do so.
>Both of them stare at the ceiling, unable to find the energy to even move, eventually V rolling to lay her head on his chest.
>They thought of showering but soon enough both were asleep.

That got a bit messy, and so did the text layout, must remember to check the wordcount before posting.

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>>10677038

>>10676520 (me. again)
Wolter would probably surprise everyone with his choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_LRjlbTU

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>>10676938
>>10676956
>>10676975
>>10676993
>>10677007
>>10677028
>>10677065

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>>10676029

>>10677207
You fucker

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when you're an insufferable cunt but it's ok because you're special because you have Klinefelter Syndrome

>>10677158
Thanks a lot.
Hoping to get this towards the theatre...

>>10677332
Is sal a legit commie or is it a joke?

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>>10676611
Can bun to bun bunishment work?

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>>10672845
This bitch here, in the dress.

i cant stop thinking of dicks

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>Furry Pets of Humans Thread

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Hello everyone!

Greentext theater will be in about one hour! Come join Otterly, trashSavage and MiwAuturu for a wonderful evening reading your greentexts!

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>>10675769

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>>10677372
"socialist"
But even he has a limit...

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>>10677207
Are those Stan's kids?

>>10677393
what kind?

>>10677422
any kind
human, knots, barbed, feminine, masculine, pseudo, just any dicks

>>10677415
I hate wishy washy types. Either you're working to bring about the worker's paradise or you deserve to be liquidated.

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>>10677422
this kind!

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>>10676043

>>10677446
Is that a zit?
EEW.

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>>10677463

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>>10677463
>Emo-punk Gideon
I thought I couldn't dislike him more than I could now but this certainly did it

Hi scout!
Still salty everyone hates you?

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>>10677442
liquidation for me plz!
Triggered SJW

>>10677463
>They said all-
>TEENAGERS SCARE the living SHIT OUT OF ME

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>>10677420
maybe

>>10677516
summarize the argument

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>>10677581
This foxy lady deserves smooches

>>10677516
>>10677415
The only thing more useless than discord shitters are people who try to stir shit over discord shitters
Fucking kill yourself dude

Why is tumblr bringing their discord drama to our thread?

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>>10677581
REEEEEE HUUMIES GET OUT

(cute tho)

>>10677603
shhh...
if we ignore them they'll go away

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>>10677603
It's some faggot who thinks ZTG gives a shit what people on discord argue about in the politics channel. Not even worth the (you). They don't make anything of value anyway, this is the only way they can get attention.

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>>10677407
VRbit, what can we expect at this orgy?

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>>10677601
you seems to be upset
are you feeling well?

>>10677516
I barely know who most of these people are, let alone swatyeen.

Like, literally who? Is it swatfox who transitioned into a yeen?

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>>10677647
We could try the helicopter instead

Stop posting discord bullshit you autistic fucks

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>>10677407
im excited. it was very comfy last time.

also did you see pic related? some anon posted it. yesterday, i think

anyone else here a abdl :3c

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>>10677742

>>10677207
very feelsy

>>10677742
My alibi is that I was at the bowling alley!

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>>10676060

>>10677753
Is... is that you, bullyposter? Did you lose your anime folder or something?

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>>10677698
"SHE"(he) is a Cisgender "Woman" (idk I don't care) who gets buttblasted over stupid things.
The fact that she is a sjw doesn't help too much

>>10677765
Some damn cute smoll hustlers and unipaw pupper.

>>10677752
Man, Nick does not have a sexy o-face.

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Last call for Greentexts to be read for Greentext Theater!

>>10677654
Never!

>>10677729
I did see it! As you can see, I am a normal bun from a normal family. There is nothing to be concerned about: rumors that I am some sort of eldritch abomination are unfounded.

>>10677742
[spoiler]yeah[/spoiler]

>>10677581
This has a Spintherella feel about it...?
Same school?

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>>10677830
thats the cutest picture ive ever godam seen

ill take 20

>>10677790
She's honestly a pretty big bitch and ruins everything she touches in that server.

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>>10676128
draws or bust

>>10677790
Didn't she go on a rant about how she hates the japanese?

>>10678016
Lurkanon here, the context was about the japanese being racist but she did that thing where she paints with a broad brush and backpedaled to saying japan has a racist culture.
Gimme a sec and I'll pastebin the argument just now.
Though they're right in saying you should kys scout, you were always a fucking faggot.

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Have coffee boy Paxton doing one of his webshows for the curious mammals of Zootopia.