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Contribute to the thread with pics, stories and banter.
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I don't like bumpfag,
But I hate the fact the mods won't do shit about it and basically told me to fuck off
aren't girls with penises just boys?
>>10670705
What if they have full set tho
>>10670645
who is bumpfag? I haven't lurked on /trash/ for very long
>>10670849
The guy that kills our threads and others
Pushes them off the board with bullshit
>>10671040
oh shit, that fucker that drops 'bump' in every god damn thread without posting anything? what a bitch
>>10671092
Actually its more like a random word sorta relevant to the thread, but that's pretty much how he does it
Think you'll get to relax for 3 hours and here he comes to bring the thread to page 10 in 1
>>10671092
*bumps thread behind you* nothin personnel, kiddo
>>10671178
You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
Wouldn't this rule get the guy banned?
>that hyena feeling when she has a bigger one
>>10671289
That rule does not apply here
If that was the case, 90% of /trash would be banned
Is it gay to want a futa mistress that will fuck me silly every night?
>>10671639
This depends whether futa is a girl with cock n balls or a man with tats n pussy.
I'd say that though I find gays revolting getting fucked by a futa isn't gay since it's not male on male. I'd considered this in ERP already, but thankfully there's nobody with desire or enough brownie points.
>>10670705
NO MOM
>>10671770
Maybe I should stop worrying about it and just enjoy the fact that it's damn hot and that I want the futa cock hard.
>>10672301
Lemme just quote somebody then.
>>10671639
maybe, but who cares? Its hot as hell
>>10672586
Maybe it's just my impression, but she looks overdone, a bit like body-builders with nearly no fat.
>>10671639
>>10671639
What if it's gay ?
What if you're just bisexual ?
So long as it pleases your dong, I don't think it matters y'know
I've been taking a medium chance up the ass frequently for quite some time now, to the point where I even have trouble reaching orgasm if I don't have my ass stuffed by a dildo, anyone in a similar situation here ?
>>10673478
Did not need to know about that anon
>>10673478 >>10673593
Yes, let stuff in your butt stay there.
>tfw no hermcock gf
why live
>>10673160
yeah, shes a bit too lean for me, but I still love modestly muscled herms
>>10676857
Best taste. Well toned futas are the best.
>>10671289
You see, this website was designed with /b/ as the intended "trash", but /b/ developed a neat little community after project chanology (the scientology raid) that proceeded to kick and scream until /b/ had no purpose other than to be their own little clubhouse.
>>10670712
>"my penis is 3 inches"
>"from the ground"
>>10678091
I wish this edit didn't look so out of place.
>>10678091
>" "
Hey friends, a long while ago I saved this image as a snippet for reactions.
I would like to find the full image, as I wasn't thinking at the time and forgot to save the real deal.
It was a white tiger herm, cumming into what I believe was a wine glass.
Pic related is my snip.
Thanks in advance.
>>10683386
It'd be nice if you had some more info about it.
>>10684800
C'mon Furaffinity, don't mock me
>>10684894
>tiger cum (intersex|futa|herm)
Error 404, couldn't spot it!
>>10683386
>tiger cum glass
Literally first match.
Anyhow there you go, anon.
>>10676857 >>10677108
For whatever the reason I either like futas that are very feminine (so, well, basically girls with dicks) or big, strong ones... That are still fairly feminine. It's just that hugs are more /comfy/ then.
>>10685835
...For a moment I thought that was her pouch.
Also I'm thinking about writing something what a hypothetical furryfied spotted hyena society/civilisation would look and work like, I wonder if somebody will be interested.
>>10687782
Need more lube next time
mods ban this shit NOW
OR ELSE
>>10687831
Fuck off bumpfaggot
>>10688328
This meme is bad and you should feel bad.
>>10688328
I really like it, although you could remove the trans symbol, it's obvious enough that its futa.
>>10688978
But then you wouldn't tell if it's flaming gay or just a futa and that could be gay.
>>10689099
But anon
Futas are gay
Best thread on the board
>>10689220
Not if your rear faculties remain intact. Also you can do pic related without being gay.
>>10689441
Sucking dick is also gay
Plus liking draenei horsedicks is extra gay
>>10689561
And since you already confirmed you're gay, get to it right away
>>10689999
>you will never be bullied into milking that cock until it's dry
Not fair not fair I wanna be bullied by a big meaty pre-cum drooling cock right now!
>>10690435
Well, there's always ERP
>>10690566
But what if I can't find a heavy, thick herm dick that wants to smear it's juices all over my face? I want to feel my eyes rolling back in my head while she stretches my throat and my face gets buried in the matted, sticky fur of her lap..just thinking about the scent makes my cheeks hot.
>>10690863
Maybe you can try Grindr?
I heard that's typically the go-to gay meetup app, but idk if you can look for Dickgirls on there
>>10690435
theres always suicide
>>10690863
Well, considering genetic engineering is still years away, there's not much you can do.
>>10690912
I've heard /pol/'s very vocal about LGBT suicides right now.
>>10690988
>m-muh /pol/
why do you fuckers always have to shit threads with cross posting???
>>10690988
Is that tweet supposed to be for or against trans people in the military?
>>10690900
I'd imagine a gay dating app for normies is probably not gonna be the way to go for finding someone to ERP hfur with.
FUTA IS NOT GAY.
IT'S NOT GAY IF I WANT TO SUCK A COCK.
IT'S NOT GAY IF I WANT TO BE STRETCHED WIDE BY A HUGE DICK.
AND IT'S DEFINITELY NOT GAY TO WANT TO BE THE CENTER OF A FUTA ORGY, AND BE SPITROASTED AND FUCKED IN EVERY POSITION UNTIL I'M MORE CUM THAN MAN.
IT'S A GIRL'S DICK HOW CAN IT BE GAY.
>>10691095
Well. In a way, even wanting to suck guys' cocks doesn't "make you gay". A childhood friend of mine and I have been fooling around forever, including creampies and eating cum. I myself am bi af yet he's only interested in girls romantically. There's quite the line between sexual and romatic interest in that way
>>10691070
Just a joke, man, it's not a cock, don't take it too hard.
>>10691073
Even the Illuminati don't know.
>>10691095
Technically if it was gay or not depends on whether herm banging you identifies as male, female or something different altogether. It's softly verging into alien anatomy, where our sexuality doesn't really apply, which still doesn't make me want to take some transpenis in my butt. Thankfully we'll most likely never have to know.
>>10691179
I've heard of people bisexual-heteroromantic, sounds weird but so long it doesn't occur in my house (or public space), I'm ok with this.
>>10691095
Your option is automatically invalidated if you post Jasonacuck
>>10691179
I see, that definitely makes a lot of sense. Maybe I should make a Grindr account after all, but seeing as I'm not gay, I don't think it would be okay into tricking gay people to let me suck their dicks.
I've never really jumped into erp, but the whole affair seems pretty cringy. I guess it depends on the people you do it with but still
>>10691433
This just doesn't stop getting any weirder, does it
>>10691504
Same. It might seem hot at first, but when I actually think about it or see other people do it it just loses all appeal for me. Maybe it's something I have to try out, but I don't think I could even go through 2 lines of it.
>>10691504 >>10691650
I guess it depends whether you can immerse yourself and suspend your disbelief or not.
>>10691728
Though if that makes you feel better, I feel awkwards ERPing as well, though mostly because English is not my native language and I lack much of sex vocabulary.
>>10695897
I know were trying to prevent bumpfag from killing off our threads, but those posts
They remind me of that faggot
>>10691728
see the immersion is tough for me. I think whats going on is hot, but I really want to see the effect I'm having on the other person, maybe its my submissive side being hard to please but I wanna make sure I'm actually getting them off and its hard with text
>>10697111
I guess I really just need to find someone who's good for me and I'm good for them, but that's a little tough and I refuse to go to F-List because I heard it is just a cesspool if you hop in the wrong group
>>10685873
Would be very interested, I'm writing a book with a society similar to spotted hyenas that evolved into more intelligent creatures and would love to see someone else's take on it, even if it's mostly smut.
>>10698394
>No balls
You AIN'T my nigga.
>>10698716
No balls = Less gay
>>10698896
>fap to furry dickgirl porn
>"oh no, people on the internet might think i'm gay!"
>>10700633
Balls can't touch = no gay
>>10697182
You can always try with me. After all, if everybody's awkward, nobody is.
>>10700843
ERPing = Extra gay
>>10700843
hell I'd be down for a go at it if you are
>>10701358
I am, though I'd rather ERP via IRC or some other chat than here. Like on #Trash on Furnet or some other net.
>>10701902
I'm pretty out of the loop as far as that shit goes, so if you've got a method you prefer we can use that
>>10702001
You really want to suck that cock, don't you.
Anyhow. Get yourself an IRC client (like Hexchat) and join Furnet IRC, then join #Trash ,shouldn't be too hard.
can someone tell me why do people like this
i really want to kown
>>10702110
Connection failed (self signed certificate in certificate chain.? (19))
so that happened, am I stupid or illiterate?
>>10702236
The same question could be asked about furries in general. Nobody knows.
>>10702284
never mind, I was just stupid
>>10702284
For whatever the reason Hexchat and Furnet's SSL don't like each other. Go to Network List -> edit Furnet and check highlighted option.
You guys couldn't chat about all this on f-list or wherever you nigs roleplay?
>>10704738
What's up with all those horse dicks everywhere
>>10704762
>two niggers with huge lips
Fucking racist man.
>>10706521
This post's timing is really on point.
>>10706900
I have no idea what is going on in that image, but it disgusts me.
>>10706900
How so?
>>10706941
you mean you wouldn't want to lick her clean? You'll get some cream with your chocolate
>>10706990
Some anon got a mouthful of pic related.
>>10707030
Humans have no standards.
>>10706941 >>10707135
Why are you here if you don't like the content, exactly?
>>10706521
>saving samples
>>10707242
Moar
>>10707232
Why are you here when you have /d/?
>>10707510
Are you being stupid on purpose?
>>10707573
>humans don't belong on >>>/d/
Are you?
>>10707242
tfw you'll never deepthroat a dick so big it bulges out your chest
>>10707242
What is with this picture being posted every thread?
That bunny got other images you know?.
>>10707898 >>10707909
How is she even still conscious? That's a lot of dick.
>>10707985
Furries are made of rubber/latex.
It's why their fur is so shiny all the time.
Hung furries is fine, but penetration up to the chest is where my imagination throws in the towel.
>>10708044
Unless they aren't. I do like latex quite a lot though.
>>10708106
It's a lot better when you don't self insert yourself on the bottom.
>>10707810
tfw you'll never have a futa throatfuck you and cum so much down your throat your belly visibly fills up
>>10708106
Well, it is made for psychological reasons of better exposition most of the time (when it's not hyper/part of character), because that's what we want to watch. Sort of like cortical homunculus, just less ridiculous and focused on sexy bits.
>>10708170
Oh huh, you're right. This anon is a wizard.
This is literally the first time google guessed my searches properly
Is google trying to learn about us now?
>>10708178
I'd rather get filled up from the other end.
>>10708526
why not help 4 or so relieve themselves? Wouldn't that just be great
>>10708178
Truly the worst feel
>>10708785
>cheating
delete this
>>10708588
>4+ hard, thick herm cocks all vying for a turn and attention
>the scent of needy, pent up dick sticking to the inside of my nose as they move closer and start smearing their pre-cum all over my face to mark me
Oh God anon I just woke up and now all I can think about is being a cum dumpster for all those full balls..
>>10708898
>the scent of needy, pent up dick sticking to the inside of my nose as they move closer and start smearing their pre-cum all over my face to mark me
Literally the reason I'll never be happy. God damn, can't even ERP that kinda situation very easily
>>10708845
>not inviting husband over for threesome
>>10708898 >>10708953
>imagination-poorfags
>>10709009
>imagination-poorfags
What did he mean by this?
What's up with all this cock sucking? Are you rping as girls (female) or you'd unironically put futa (feminine) benis in your mouth?
>>10709391
>not wanting to suck futa dicks
Fag
>>10709503
I love her.
Anyway, sucking is okay-ish if I'm romantically involved, otherwise I'd only penetrate, not get penetrated.
>>10710364
>pulls the dick downwards
>releases it and laughs as it hits her face
>>10708785
Got anymore of this set?
>>10712330
>He wants to be cucked by a herm
>>10713569
I would do anything for a herm
I'd probably sell my soul to have a Hfur lover
So in the whole "is futa gay?" argument I haven't once seen someone mention how you can be into futa and not be gay because you are attracted to women and dicks. Not men. Dicks are appealing. Men are not. Futafags are kinda like lesbians.
>>10671289
>he doesn't know /trash/ is actually /furry/
>>10671609
>>10677701
>>10716448
>off-topic replies
I know this is the fur board, but don't off topic replies get smote on other boards?
DDDDDDDRRRRRRRUUUUUUUMMMMMMMPPPPPFFFFFFFF IIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH GGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
>>10719130
The purpose of lifting is to get buff, not thicc!
REEEEE
Routine Traffic Stop
>TF
>>10719470
How to spot a furry
>herm cum transforms people into bimbo sluts
Thanks for 12 pages of nothing
>>10719587
This
>>10719587
>>10719690
shut the fuck up you stupid retarded racist drumpftard idiot trolls
>>10719495
Ignoring everything else, the art is fucking atrocious.
2/10.
>>10712330
I don't think it's a set, just that image.
>>10684929
Thank you so much.
I've never laughed so hard in my entire life.
>>10719997
There is indeed a group of images involving that Herm sexing up the entire fox family.
I just don't know where to find it
>>10710364
>sexual assault is so ubiquitous in the far flung furry futa future that this is a common and normal mugshot/lineup procedure
>>10720497
are you remembering something besides what's on msg
https://e621.net/post/search?tags=terry_%28slashysmiley%29
>>10722051
>far flung furry futa future (universe)
FFFFFU
kek
>>10712330
https://static1.e621.net/data/cc/86/cc8625b8b6afca92c9b53e0c85ae5e3e.png
https://static1.e621.net/data/69/04/6904e4e1885c14ce41a8071ca8c32ad4.png
https://static1.e621.net/data/87/80/8780b2fd24cc95aeeeff529e5a582a18.png
>>10708785
>>10709009
cucks need to be shot
>>10717902
This is my favourite kind of shot. Absolutely hot.
>>10722977
this is my favorite kind of shot
if you get what i am explaining
>>10722977
Although I don't like features being that big, damn, she is hot indeed. I want her... Be her or fuck her, whichever
>>10708785
>>10708845
this.
I like that guy's character apart from the whole cheating thing (which I guess is half the character anyway but still)
>>10719495
Anyone got similar stuff?
>>10723634
>>10723620
There is something to this character besides going and fucking... Well, everybody without the rest of their family knowing?
>>10723675
where do you think you are?
>>10723698
Hardly, but yes:
>/fit/ yet feminine
>sexually dominant
>>10673196
Amen
>>10723783
So she goes to the gym and cucks furries there as well?
>>10724766
There are pictures of her doing exactly that, yes.
I love herm cock
>>10725433
go away
>>10725470 >>10725833
ikr, herm balls are the best!
>>10725909
my nigga.
>>10728012
Help I can't stop looking.
>>10725909
>when the artist draws literally the same pic fifty times
>>10733527
>>10733546
>>10733588
What the fuck
>>10733697
It's too late anon
>>10733527
>>10733546
>>10733588
hassciencegonetoofar.jpg
>>10733527 >>10733546 >>10733588
>when your creator is an Italian and you get a wet noodle instead of a dick
>>10736718
>urethra penetration
Where hath the writefags gone?
>tfw no voluptuous amazonian bird hermfu
>>10737334
>implying she will be your waifu and not you hers
>>10671289
>no racism
Bite it jungle bunny
>>10671770
>Having a dick in my ass isn't gay because it's a woman's dick
Gg no re
>>10737609
Is pegging gay, then?
>>10737791
Pegging's pretty gay. Like, maybe even more gay than having sex with a guy. However, I am of the belief that having sex with a guy is probably closer to the halfway-point of gayness than it is to the peak.
Tell me anons, what's the likely hood of us having a procedure to make proper herms within our lifetimes?
>>10738856
Exceptionally low, but I suppose not impossible. The way the human body determines sex during fetal development would not lend itself to this at all, as female parts must be re-purposed for the creation of male ones. Any such procedure would have no practical application, so it would have to be on some rogue scientist's whim, and would likely never become mainstream.
>>10738856 >>10739053
Chances that this happens within our lifetime are really small, I've heard that DNA in general is clusterfuck to read and modify and full of bloat, so far the best we can do is take a gene (sequence) we already understand and inject it in the genome; creating completely new organism or modifying existing one to a significant extent will most likely take so long (not to just make, but to understand and make such organism usable) we'll have pic related faster than bioherms.
So RIP our dreams forever I suppose. Oh well, thanks for the answers folks.
>>10724766
>cucks
no. read the comment, not your prediction
>>10737334
>>10736793
bird waifu cummin throu
>>10741352
>"bird waifu"
>raptor
>>10741363
>raptor means bird of prey
>>10741365
People are still perpetuating this "dinosaurs are birds" meme?
fucks sake
>>10741377
same body plan
same bones
same feathers
>>10741352
>>10741380
i still hate you people
speaking of feathers when are we going to get a cute raptor waifuta gf (male) with cutie feathers
>>10741352 >>10741380
I get that birds evolved from dinosaurs, but in popculture they still remain mainly just big, featherless reptiles and they shouldn't be considered birds in furry fandom because muh evolution, oldschool dinosaurs have their own merit.
>>10741591
to be fair
t-rex is still almost entirely featherless, its more like an elephant with its follicles
>>10741377
>how to trigger conservatives
>>10671289
only part of rule 3 that applies on trash is loli/shota, and that's selectively enforced
read the sticky
>>10736793 >>10741380
She's big
>>10742124
Soto can't draw for shit
>>10742124
For you
>>10737496
Are you implying that the birdfu would make me into her gf(male)
Thatd be pretty hot
>>10742745
*giant bird crams pills down your throat inbetween face fuckings*
>>10742922
"You're my bitch now."
>>10742922
>in between face fuckings
>>10742745
>gf (male)
Cobsidering the above, you're now her cum dump (male) now.
>>10743043
"I will resculpt your form into mine. You will make an excellent specimen."
her jizz would be more of a stream than bursts, flooding the bowels of her victim. Her cock would be massive and set to lock itself into place to prevent the host from running.
i can just see the massive bird donger having a steady blood flow, the veins throbbing rhythmically
perhaps wings with some sort of bioluminescent pattern that flashes hypnotizing the prey while she does her work.
her massive form would be voluptuous, well balanced and powerful
a rework of the body would take months to complete, perhaps some sort of cocoon eventually taking over the newly forming bird lady.
>>10743174
I didn't know you liked sesame street that much Anon.
>>10743129
That's kinda hot.
>>10744240
What is the purpose of such clothing and WHY am I not cleaning her cock clean.
>>10744370
Clearly the purpose of the clothing is to invoke such a cock-cleaning response
Herm is fucking degenerate
>>10744448
Then it's definitely doing it's job alright.
>>10744522
Keep us updated.
>>10744370
She must have strong them titties
>>10745201
I hate it when artists draw someone cumming all over the floor. It feels like such a waste, that could've gone straight down my throat instead.
>>10745297 >>10746004
You have to catch it!
>>10746013
But if you can't, well, there are some other options.
>>10743174
btw, I thought you guys don't like TFs
>>10729491
DESU Furball's art style is hot enough whenever he's not drawing his OC with four dicks and two vaginas that I'm perfectly OK with it.
>>10743174
So you'd pop out of... An egg?