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>>10668781
I want to fuck Raiko's ass.

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(Really sorry for being slow!)
>>10668666
There you are, boy! I've got a stack of student files here that need to be organized, and I'm not going to be doing them all on my own!
>Asuka walked up to the boy and moved a few of the desks together, before pulling up a chair and setting the papers down.
Now I'm going to sift through these to get them sorted out, and while I do that I need a comfortable seat to sit on!
>Asuka pointed to the chair and crossed her arms, waiting on her assistant.
>>10668669
It's not like you're, what? Were you going to say that you aren't a cute girl? Don't make me have to pinch your cheeks!
>Asuka teased, gently pulling the girl's cheek with her fingers as she giggled, covering her mouth with her other hand as she did.
>>10668687
>Asuka leaned her head back and let out a sigh of relief, allowing the boy to rub her foot while her other leg rested upon him; from his view, he could easily see her plain white panties beneath her uniform skirt, but she didn't mind if he peeked at them.

Who's lurkin'?

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>>10668798
(For a little while longer.)

>>10668798
Me

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>>10668792
>>10668800
Hey, hey easy there.

One at a time.

Or ... maybe both at the same time?

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>>10668798
Eyy. Looking for pictures and stuff, myself.

>>10668820
Room for one more?

>>10668827
Will you make me cum in ten seconds flat?

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>>10668829
I'm not opposed to it.

How about it? One of you gets to fuck me in the ass and the other gets paizuri?

>>10668837
Oh my oh my, and which hole would you like to occupy?

>>10668846
Your ass~

>>10668846
Your..a-
>>10668855
Nani? Who the fuck is this underage poser. I'll tell ya' straight kid. My Raiko. Fuck off and wait your turn.

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>>10668855
You're saying you want to share my ass with another guy?

Geez, two dick at the same time? It's gonna be sooo stretched out~

>>10668874
Nah nah, no fighting. There is enough Raiko for both of you!

>>10668874
Too late, I'm already in there

>>10668793
>The cheek she pinched turns red, a brighter red than the rest of her embarrassed face. She still looks happy with being teased, no matter how embarrassed she looks
P-please don't! I admit it, I'm cute!
>The precocious girl gets so excited that she begins to fall forward, her face landing in her senpai's breasts. For a moment she stays there, enamoured by her senpai's scent.

>>10668883
>The anon takes out his dick, beginning to wave that shit in the redhead's face.
>>10668885
You can't even take that tight ass anyways. That dick 'a yours will burst.

>>10668793
Ah, of course, Miss Vice President. I can help you with... um, your papers...
>His cheeks quickly turned a bright shade of red. She made him stay hush-hush about it, but the Vice President had frequent... incidents that went against the school's rules.
>Without bothering her with another word, he slowly made his way to the chair she set up and made himself comfortable.
A-As you wish, Vice President. How... How's this?

>>10668901
T E N

I N C H E S

>>10668928
>massages your feet instead

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>>10668901
Ara ara~
What do we have here? Already so eager to fuck me?

>>10668950
Of course. You're insanely hot and I want to pound that tight little body of yours. You should get naked too, don't you think?

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>>10668897
Oof! Well, if you wanted a hug, all you had to do was ask!~
>Asuka wrapped her arms around the girl and hugged her, pulling her face closer between her soft, pillowy breasts and allowing her to smell the faint flowery perfume that the vice president enjoyed using.
>>10668905
Hm... Good enough!
>Asuka made a fist with one hand and smacked it into the palm of the other, then stepped in front of her assistant and sat her soft rump down in his lap; she wiggled her hips around to get more comfortable, and once she was satisfied she began to skim through the papers. She was sorting them alphabetically, first getting all the same first letters of last names together before getting any more specific with her organizing.
Now, this may take a while so I don't want you squirming like last time!

>>10668793
>He nervously looked down at those silky white panties while he switched propping up the foot he was massaging, bringing the other leg closer to his hands sho he can rub her other foot. Just as he did to the first foot, he repeats his motions.

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>>10668955
Naked?

Most of the boys want to fuck me while I'm still half dressed~
But I make an exception for you.
>she slowly unbuttons her dressshirt, letting it slide off her body, after that she opens the zipper on the side of her skirt which promptly falls to the ground. She stood in front of Anon, only in her black lingerie.

>>10668976
>>10668966

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>>10668798
??

>>10668977
>The anon smirks as he watches her strip down to her slutty attire. Taking a step over to her, her starts stroking her short, red locks, bringing her into a passionate kiss for a moment.
You look so sexy like this~ Now, which hole would this slut like it in first?

>>10668966
>Anon let out a whimper the moment she sat down, followed by several whines as she got comfortable on his lap. The familiar feeling of immense humiliation started creeping up on him, just like last time, mostly due to his slowly-rising erection.
>His hands went to grab her hips by instinct, but anon managed to compose himself. He took a big gulp and cleared his throat.
M-M...M-Miss Vice President, may I hold on to y-your... y-your hips?
To make sure you... you don't shake too much.

>>10668966
Mmmph~!
>She lets out a muffled squeak as she's pulled into her soft, tender embrace. Her faint perfume of the girl she's crushing on fills her head little by little, leaving her light headed. She was in heaven, her timid little hands moving up to rest on the vice president's back. With her guard down, she quietly lets her true feelings slip
Mmhnn.. love you..

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>>10668976
>Asuka felt nice and relaxed. Her own personal foot rubber and she didn't even have to lift a finger or pay a dime! She just had to lift her feet, but really that was an easy price to pay for having someone dedicated enough to massage her feet for her.
Good job, boy... Here's a little reward for you...~
>As she said that, she lifted her free leg and gently rubbed her foot against the boy's cheek, her silky-smooth pantyhose fabric gently rubbing against his cheek as her foot caressed it.
>>10669013
Hm?
>Asuka turned her head over her shoulder to look at him, consequently causing her butt to shift in his lap again.
Oh, sure, whatever helps. Just don't do anything too distracting!
>She turned back around and scooted herself back a bit more, firmly placing her butt right over his crotch while her back nearly pressed against his body; once she was satisfied again, she resumed her organization duties and gently hummed to herself.
>>10669014
>Asuka blinked a few times and smiled, then gently stroked the girl's hair as she held her close.
Awwh, how cute!~ A cute little girl like you saying such things, it's adorable!
>Asuka giggled and affectionately squeezed the girl in her arms, smooshing her face into her breasts further and allowing her to feel first-hand just how soft they were.

What are the boundarys /ERP/ has?
what kind of things arent allowed?

>>10669117
ERP

>>10669117
Falling in love is frowned upon

>>10669117
being 10 inch tall

>>10669124
What does that even mean?
Do you mean doing so and also being unable to compartmentalize the part of your brain which acts as the character which would be falling in love with said other character?
Or namefaggotry and actual human worship.

>>10669124
O-oh...

>>10669132
please dont tell me that little shit from F-List made its way over to here...

>>10669135
Both are really the same thing, so that.

>>10669124

Its also hard on the knees.

>>10669089
>Anon only managed to nod at Asuka, carefully placing his arms on her hips. He knew she was doing all of this on purpose. How could she not? She had to feel his erection poking against her butt by now. Her plump, round, soft butt...
>Anon couldn't keep his fantasies at bay. He kept day-dreaming about Asuka's perfect ass, how he wanted to worship it, kiss it, spank it...
>As he got a little bit uncomfortable, Asuka's seat started shuffling around a little, trying to get his fully-erect cock in a slightly more comfortable position.
M-Miss... M-Miss Asuka...
>Anon's voice quickly trailed off, as he couldn't think of a proper apology.

>>10669089
>The moment her pantyhose-clad foot touched his cheek, the anon was adoration for the band leader. He adored it when a lovely lady like Asuka let her feet graze his face. It was almost a surreal feeling that graced him anytime someone would do such a thing to him.
Um, i-if you wouldn't mind it, would you help me with something as well?
>He tugged at the noticeable bulge in his pants, like it were ready to explode.
I was hoping you'd be willing to use your mouth on it...

>>10669089
Hmmhh? What did I say?
>It took her a bit before she realised she was thinking out loud. When she figures it out she tries to protest, but is smothered before any words come out. After a few more deep breaths she goes quiet again, closing her eyes and letting the vice president hold her as tight as she likes.
I-I'm so happy.. But I want more.. I-I want to be the vice president's.. special person..

>>10669142
Boco you are the last person I'd expect an Aerosmith reference from.

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>>10669135
Both of those are nonos

>>10669164

I like making references.

>>10669140
>the 10 inch tall Anon jumps onto your head

>>10669167
>being a hypocrite

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>>10669140
I'm don't know, but there is literally some little fag who wants to be used as a living buttplug.

>>10669010
Oh?

Why are you asking me? Aren't you supposed to use ME to YOUR liking?

>>10669182
Alright then, on your knees. Now. You're going to clean it up a little before I put it in you and knock you up.

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>>10669141
I'm a major waifufag and even made a tulpa.
I've done the RP falling in love thing, convincingly, but it was my character, with another character, a part of me for a character, not me and another person. Tricking the mind into feeling love, tricking it into lust, it's amazing the power words can have.
And when it comes to the person behind the character in OOC, I just see them as a friend like any other I've had multiple sessions with, or general net friends.
Of course this may be dangerous for them if they don't compartmentalize like I am able to.

>>10669182
You could use for a lot of other things, if you'd like!

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>>10669117
Don't get overly attached or obsessive.
Don't share personal info.
If you join a discord, avoid posting screen caps or bringing discord drama to threads.

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>>10669218
>and even made a tulpa
Sorry, I can't go any further than that

>>10669232
I still don't even understand what the fuck was going on earlier

>>10669248
I just woke up, what happened? Something from last night?

>>10669240
It's honestly a really mundane thing for a writer.
2spooky /x/ threads hype it up.

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>>10669148
Hm? What is it now? I haven't even finished the A's yet!
>Asuka pressed her ass against the boy's crotch, grinding his covered erection between her cheeks as he struggled beneath her. He couldn't see it, but Asuka was smiling; she knew this was torture for him, and that made it all the more fun for her.
If you keep this up, I'm going to have to punish you again!
>>10669153
Fuufuu, my mouth? What do you take me for?
>She lowered her foot from his face and trailed it down his body, her big toe dragging down his chest and stomach until the sole of her foot pressed against the bulge in his pants; she gently moved her foot up and down against his covered erection, teasing his anxious member while it was still locked away.
I'll give you a little something with my foot, but that's all, 'kay?
>>10669162
Oh? "Special person"? Well of course you're special!
>The young vice president put her hands on the girl's shoulders and gently pushed her back from her chest, holding her at arm's length to get a good look at her.
You're my number one fan, right? So of course you're special!
>Asuka playfully winked at the girl and leaned forward, giving her a gentle smooch on the forehead before resuming her normal posture.

What if you both fall for each other?!

>>10669358
Then you take it off the threads and shut the fuck up about it

>>10669358
then you end up like DMG and/or Paul

>>10669358

Then you get to be a happy gay couple.

>>10669358
You don't

>>10669358
Then keit-ai finds a way

>>10669358
Then Mecha will steal them away from you.

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>>10669358
That's when you get comfortable with them and break rule two, then they get all huffy over something you did and/or failed to do and post your personal crap in thread.

>>10669329
Ah...! N-No, p-please, Miss Asuka. Nn... N-No punishments.
>Anon quickly replied, trying to stop himself from shuffling. He had little self-discipline, and he was really struggling to keep up with the Vice President's demands. He's already sweating and quietly whimpering.
>In an effort to ease his pain, Anon's hands start squeezing down on Asuka, running them up and down her legs. They felt so soft, so wonderful, so perfect! He only felt more humiliation filling him as his fantasies got more wild, more lewd, rougher...
I-It's just... P-Please, Miss, can you p-please not... fidget so much? It's making me feel un... Uneasy.

>>10669358
Then you take it OOC to your little shit chat program, until you get tired of pretending someone hundreds or thousands of km away is more special than any other fleshbag.

>>10669387
Hi Kagerou

>>10669358
You keep it in Discord. In the worst case scenario, it wouldn't have been paraded around here for everyone to see so people can't bring it up

>>10669329
>She would give anything to not be parted from the vice president, but she's too small and weak to stop her from holding her away. The super cute girl looks dazed, though she tries to snap herself out of it. She can barely stand up straight, relying on the vice president's hands to keep her steady
N-no I mean..
>She tries to collect her thoughts, but that smooch on the forehead left them in disarray again. Her knees begin to wobble from the stimulation, she might faint before she can confess her feelings! But then she feels a burst of energy out of nowhere, an overwhelming need to get it out of her system!
I-I love you! I want to be your girlfriend! I want to be more than just a fan or a friend!

>>10669329
Ngh! T-That's even better! But can you use both of them?
>He holds up her foot up to his face, gently kissing her big toe while he undoes his button and zipper. With his other hand he releases his normal sized schlong, ready to be teased by Asuka's feet, still in the dark pantyhose that covers her legs...
And I'd love to give your feet a little more than a massage, too, you know.

Dead.

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>tfw thread dies
Well, there's always weed, man...

>>10669601
>smoking the devils lettuce

>>10669601
Which Blaziken are you?

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(AAHH sorry for being so slow!)
>>10669409
You're the one running your hands all over me, and you're asking me not to fidget around? Kinda hard not to when you're groping me like this, you perv~
>She teased, as his hands slid across her smooth legs and his fingers gently dug into her supple flesh; Asuka's legs were already fairly long and well taken care of, but the band's marching practice helped to give her soft and cushy legs some better tone and definition. She once again squirmed her hips around, pressing her butt extra hard against his erection.
If you aren't going to be a good seat for me, then maybe you should just get on your knees already! I'll put you to work then!
>>10669437
O--... Oh!
>Asuka blushed and her eyes widened, genuinely surprised by this confession; her hands lifted off of the girl's shoulders slightly but still hovered just above them, and she took a moment to collect her thoughts before placing them back onto her shoulders with a gentle smile.
Well... I didn't know you felt that way. Hm, well, I don't mean to be rude, but I'm not exactly looking for a relationship right now.
>Asuka tried to give an apologetic smile and shrugged her shoulders.
But, I really appreciate that you feel this way about me! But don't worry; I love you too, because you're just too cute not to love!~
>She moved her arms down and held the girl's hands, interlocking their fingers together and bringing their hands up between them as she smiled to her younger friend.
>>10669446
Hmmm... Why use both when I can work well enough with one while you worship the other?~
>Her silky foot pressed against the boy's stiff cock, rubbing her sole up against his shaft slowly as her toes gently wrapped around its edges.
After all, you do seem quite -eager- to please me...
>With her other foot, she slowly raised it to his face and pressed her big toe to his lips, rubbing it gently against them as he other foot slowly stroked him off.
You can start by kissing my foot aaall over~

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>>10669639
Does it matter~?

>>10669639
Why do you always ask this? It's clear this is Blaziken and not Fate.

>>10669671
Just curious.

>>10669652
>The thought of gaining the chance to worship such excellent feet would easily make him her footslut in a hurry. While she played with and teased his cock, twitching from her sole pressing against its tender length, he held the other foot being pressed against his face in his hands for a little bit...
Oh man...if only I could worship your bare feet, free from these pantyhose, but this will do, Miss Tanaka!
>He seemed genuinely surprised to see her willingly press her toes against his lips, which was met by his lips pressing against them, locked in a kiss that trails down from her big toe, down her sole, and to her heel. His mind was in heaven right now...

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>>10669734
It's always good to be curious, Anon~...

>>10669652
(Don't worry about being slow, cutie)
>The moment she called him out on it, Anon's hands froze in place. He thought he was subtle enough, but he could hardly think straight like this. Beneath his pants and underwear, his entire length was throbbing and twitching, begging to be let out. Even with so much need in him, he knew better than to anger the Vice President.
P-Please, Miss... M-Mistress Asuka, p-please forgive me.
If... If getting on my knees will please you, I will gladly do it.

>>10669652
>Her face is totally blank at first, as she turns her beloved's answer over in her head. When it finally sinks in she tries to keep a straight face, even though it's obvious from her body language that she's absolutely crushed. Her voice wavers as she tries to find the words to say, instead of simply bawling her eyes out
I-I'm fine.. If it's what you want then..
>Her small fingers grip her friend's hands with a surprising amount of force, enough to make her arms tremble. She forces herself to look up at the vice president's face, trying to remain strong. She would never forgive herself if she broke down in front of her friend.
A kiss.. th-that's all I want.. I just want to know how it feels from you, th-then I promise I'll never bother you again..

>>10669734
It's VoRenamon. All you need to do is look at the tilde spam.

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>>10669854
Homestly, I'm flattered you think that~ But no, I'm not this "VoRenamon".

>>10669885
Then you're as bad at this as VoRenamon which is equally worse.

Its never Renamon...

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>>10669931
Are you still mad at me for making a new thread, anon?

>>10669980
Renamon is gone Boco.

>>10670015

I know...I never got to touch fluffy tail...

>>10670021
At least you had a session with her. I never had the chance.

>>10670037

I did? Oh yeah, I guess I did with the futa one once...forgot about that.

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>>10669750
Fuufuu, but don't my feet feel so nice when they're in these silky pantyhose?~
>She sighed with a smile on her face, one foot rubbing against his cock in slow strokes while the other was being kissed from top to bottom; her foot gently curved its arch against his shaft as it rubbed down his length, rubbing that delicate fabric against his sensitive member at an achingly slow pace, and with her other foot she slowly began to wiggle and stretch her toes in front of his eyes.
After all, beggars can't be choosers...
>>10669773
Hmph! Hurry up then!
>She quickly stood up, finally allowing his crotch to breath again as well as presenting her skirt-covered bottom to his face. She was quietly tapping her finger on the table as she waited on him, thinking out loud to herself;
Hmm, should I make you eat me out? Or maybe I should step on you a bit? Oh, or how about some face-sitting until you can't breath? You seem to like my butt a lot, don't you VPPH?
>She asked, reaching behind her with her free hand and firmly gripping his balls through his pants.
>>10669845
Awh, well don't say something like that! "I'll never bother you again", listen to yourself!
>Asuka brought her face closer to the girl's and nuzzled her nose against her secret admirer's own.
You can visit me whenever you like, and I'll give you all the hugs you want! And hey...
>She leaned in closer to the girl's ear and whispered;
Maybe a few kisses, too?~
>And with that, she quickly brought her lips to press against the girl's and locked them together in a gentle kiss.

>>10670085
Mmf, y-you got that right...No reason to complain now, I suppose. Man, that feels so good!
>He decides to take the kisses one step further, releasing his tongue and lightly licking against the fabric-laden foot pressed against his face, her sole recieving a fair amount of his worship. With each slow, gentle lick, its heightens his pleasure, his cock already leaking out pre from his euphoria all over the foot rubbing against it!

>>10670085
>Anon let out a sigh of relief once she got up, givinf him just a bit more room. The sight of her rump only made him throb with more desire, falling right in Asuka's palm!
M-Mistress Asuka, I can't resist it... Your butt-- Hhah!
>Anon let out a moan once the stern Vice President grabbed his sensitive pair, causing him to jump up a little.
Hah...! M-Mis...M-Mistress, p-please! D-Do anything you please, anythinf you see fit!
>Anon begged her, squirming underneath her. He keeps his arms at his sides, keeping them from getting in Asuka's way.
I-I want to serve you, M-Mistress Asuka!

>>10670057
That was fun, but I stopped because Sponty picked her up. Didn't fancy muddying the waters. I may swing by to play Krystal again.

>>10670085
I-I know you don't hate me but.. I'll be happy being a friend I swear..
>She's really, really trying to not break down. But she's far too cute to stay miserable for long, and the vice president's affectionate gestures soon cheer her up.
I'd like that a lot.. And.. Kis-?!
>Her beloved's polished lips feel velvety soft against her own, and the scent of perfume was so much stronger here than on her uniform. It was everything she dreamed of, and more. In a daring move she pushes forward into the kiss, wanting her petite body flat against the vice president's fuller one. When they finally part there's a glowing smile on her adorable face.

>>10670182

Oh, hey, there you are. Thanks again for that.

>>10669132
>that guy is making macro stuff look even more autistic and unwelcome here

suffering

>>10670436
>we get more avas that are okay with macro stuff
>instantly ruined by autists
This is the natural progression of things

>>10670465
>he says while standing 10 inches tall

>>10670465
What fucking avas are okay with that besides the degenerated furries?

They fuck anything anyway

>>10670436
Macro isn't the same as micro

>>10670588
>he also says while 10 inches tall

>>10670575
Beeg Miku and Nina

>>10670595
Are you okay?

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>>10670152
>Asuka can feel his cock twitching beneath her foot already, and she can feel the slick precum rubbing beneath her toes as her foot moves back up to his tip; she gently flexes her toes around his head, her pantyhose restricting her movement a bit but still allowing her enough freedom to rub her small toes against his sensitive tip. She could also feel the boy's tongue licking her soles, a small wetness pressing against her warm feet between his kisses. She didn't mind, and she even found it a bit cute.
>>10670173
Hmph... My my, you really are an oddball, aren't you, mister VPPH?
>She gave his balls another firm squeeze in the palm of her hand before releasing them, allowing him comfort once more.
Hm, well I guess if you're willing to do anything for me...
>Asuka slowly bent over and began pulling her pantyhose down, sitting down in the chair to strip them off of her pale legs until they were totally uncovered, even wiggling her toes a bit now that they had some fresh air once more. She then reached up her own skirt and pulled her panties down, sliding them down her legs until they were wrapped around one ankle; she flicked her foot upwards and sent them into the air, catching them in her hand as they fell back down. She then stood back up...
Then I'll have to use your face as a seat... A very -special- kind of seat~
>>10670288
>Asuka smiled, her supple, pink lips slowly parting from the girl's own after their passionate kiss; she could feel the girl's chest pressing against her nicely developed breasts, her soft pillows flattening slightly against her as they stood so closely together. Asuka spoke with a hushed, soothing voice;
There, now... How was that? Did that make up for everything?
>She asked, her hand gently cradling the girl's head as her smooth palm rubbed against her cheek. Her thumb shifted over to the girl's lips and gently pulled her bottom lip down, slowly releasing it beneath her fingertip as she awaited her response.

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>People being this assblasted over one guy having a laugh.
Nobody takes him seriously anyway, why should we?

>>10670588
They're mostly the same at least.

>>10670602
NO, I'M NEVER OKAY. ALL MY FETISHES ARE GETTING RUINED AND IT'S THAT ANON'S FAU;T

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>>10670613
I want to bankrupt the hell out of Reccetar by lowering my prices more than she can lower her's, forcing her to eventually run of out money and sell her shop in order to have at least a little money left.
Then I'll buy it and tear it all down for the giggles.

>>10670626
No they are not. I hate macro but I really like micro.
>>10670640
Can you explain why? I feel like this whole thing has gone over my head. What is that anon doing?

>>10670606
>Anon let out another sigh of relief when she let go of him, giving him a shoe righ after. He stared at her pull her pantyhose down, revealing more of her beautiful skin to him, followed up by removing her panties.
P-Please, Mistress... Do you want me on my knees? On the floor?
>Anon asked, leaning forward a little. He couldn't stop himself from putting a hand on each asscheek, squeezing and groping her rump.
Nngh... Anything to feel your ass, Mistress! Your lovely, perfect, fantastic ass!
(Some small penis humiliation would be amazing. More ball torture is always welcome too!)
(Sorry, i passed out for a while)

>>10670713
He's forcingnhis shit meme fetish on avas

>>10670606
Uh huh!
>She nods her head enthusiastically, her eyes practically shining with joy. Even if she can't be the vice president's lover she's content staying as her friend if this is what she has to look forward to. Her smooth palm feels as warm as the sun on her cheek, reassuring the cute girl.
I'll be fine.. If I'm with you then I'll always be fine..
>Her hands come to rest on Asuka's sides, holding onto her so that they can't be too far apart. But that's all, she's burned through a lifetime's worth of courage just confessing. So she just lets her beloved caress her face and body, happy with almost anything she does

>>10670713
In ERP terms they're really similar. They're both all about playing with someone who's either way bigger or way smaller than the other.

>>10670834
Not really, the context is completely different and that is what changes thing. The difference is who is the abnormal one there. For instance with Micro you can stuff someone down your shirt or use them as a buttplug or something and go about your day as a normal girl, whereas with macro it's always some giant who is stepping on buildings or something. It also changes the different props involved, household objects are now massive if you are micro and so can be fun to involve, whereas with macro again the only thing on the same scale is buildings.

>>10670606
(Didn't notice you responded >_<)
>The boy made good work on his end of the worshipping, going all out on his assault on her foot. With each small lick he performed, his confidence grew, and so did the cum being prepped to shoot off onto her other foot.
Ahh! Y-You're gonna make me c-cum...Miss Tanaka, should I cum on your feet?

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I'll be the small girl, and no-one will tell me to do so or do otherwise. Who wants sexual torture via a kid's toy, anyways?

>>10670999
Fucking pedophile. This shit is creepier than it is hot, and I'm a lolifag myself.

>>10670999
I do!

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>>10670720
(SPH? You're my kinda guy~ And no worries, I've been pretty slow for a while now because my attention has been split.)
Hm, weeell, if you're on the floor then I can't reach the papers on the table, sooo I guess you'll just have to deal with a bit of neck pain for my sake~
>Asuka could feel his hands groping her ass now, his fingers digging into her warm and plump rear as she spoke.
... But of course, you'll have to support my butt with your face, y'know.
>She calmly reached behind her again and gripped the boy's balls, this time much tighter than before; she wasn't trying to assert herself this time, she was trying to inflict pain in him as a punishment. She held this iron grip on his balls until he was down on his knees in agony, finally releasing them and standing before him again. Without another word, she smiled and turned around, lifting the backside of her skirt up and wiggling her butt a bit. And then she slowly lowered herself onto his face...
>>10670803
>The look in Asuka's eyes were gentle and soft, like a mother admiring her sleeping child. Her hand continued to caress the girl's cheek, lightly brushing over her skin with a smooth, repetitive motion as she comforted the girl; with her free hand, she wrapped her arm around the back of the girl's waist and pulled her closer until their bodies were pressed together, the girl's face nicely places between her breasts.
That's right... As long as you're with your senpai, you're happy, right?~
>She asked, closing her eyes as she smiled.
>>10670920
On my feet? You'll ruin my stockings! If you're going to make a mess on them, then you better be ready to clean it up!
>She declared, shoving her big toe into his mouth as a way to drive her point home. Her other foot was quickly grinding against his cock now, rubbing from base to tip and all against his shaft with quick strokes of her silky-smooth sole and arches. She kept this pace up until the boy was shaking beneath her, her foot eagerly rubbing his cock.

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>>10671032
Wait, you legit want sexual torture via fidget spinner?
That's actually kinda hot and disgusting at the same time.

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>>10671080

>>10671096
Top. Kek.

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(Well, it's been a time and a half since I've done anything on here, and I do need to practice new characters, so, who's interested in a Freya Crescent?)

>>10671072
>Anon was completely powerless against her. With a tight grip on his jewels, she had him on his knees in no time at all. He's so pathetic, he didn't even resist her! She could toy with him all she liked, and he wouldn't say a word about it.
>His balls were in immense pain from her grip, squeezed and crushed in her palm. The submissive position only made him throb harder and harder for his Mistress, eager to please each and every whim.
>In no time at all, he was smothered by Asuka's magnificent rear! He lovingly embraced her butt, spreading his legs a little to gain some balance, and held up all her weight.
Mmf...! Nnmph, hmph...!
>Anon moaned, thanking his Mistress for her treatment, immensely grateful for every little thing she did.

>>10671140
That snooter doesn't make for the best dick sucking.

>>10671181
>Long tongue + dickshaped mouth
What are you talking about? You know humans have noses too right?

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>>10671181
>>10671210
>It can not be confirmed or denied, but there are accounts of her being pretty good at sucking dick.
>Not that she would open admit that, of course.

>>10671072
Ngh! I'll cum on you anywhere you want it, Miss Tanaka! J-
>He's cut off by the big toe shoved into his mouth, the look of lust returns to his eyes while he mumbled some words. Either that or he was moaning from the toe in his mouth he was so happily sucking on. He squinted as he felt his climax was close...and with little warning to him or to Asuka, he shot his load, a bead of it caught Asuka square on the chin, while the rest sort of his seed slowly rolled out over the pantyhose. His eyes slowly rolled up from the true from of pleasure he was being put into. He wanted to release the toe he had in his mouth, but he was too busy having fun with it to mind all that much as he suckled on it while his white cum lay against the contrasting dark footwear Asuka had on.

>>10671235
Just ask Zidane.

>>10671235
>You will never use your massive cock and get all the girls to play some Penis Limbo
I really want her to demonstrate on my cock just how far can go with it.

>missed Asuka being lewd with legs and pantyhose
FML

>>10671072
>The girl eagerly accepts her affection, nuzzling her face into her senpai's bust and letting her warmth comfort her. It almost didn't matter to her that they weren't lovers, so long as she was cuddled and pampered like this every day she'd be happy.
I am happy.. There's no way I couldn't be if you're with me..
>She returns the embrace, closing her eyes and letting the blissful feelings wash over her. Her hands move to rub her crush's back, feeling the heat radiating off that too. Her head may be a good fit between her breasts but there was still fabric separating them and a bra underneath marring the experience. She wouldn't dare ask after all she's requested already, but her hands are starting to quietly fiddle with the bottom of her senpai's top

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>>10671259
What happens between Zidane and I is private. And if that monkey lets his lips flap, I'm going to clock him.
>>10671272
You're asking, just like that, out of the blue? I have nothing to prove to you.
>The Burmecian crosses her arms for a moment, huffing a bit.

>>10671321
That's right I don't. But perhaps we can make a bargain?

>>10671321
If you say so. From what I heard ...its surprising really, that a rat could be such a "tiger" between the sheets. He's a lucky monkey.

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>>10671343
A bargain. Really.
>She sighs and simply shrugs. She wasn't exactly busy right now, so...
I'll humor you. What are you offering in exchange for a... demonstration?
>>10671393
That little... oooh! If I if see him again, I'm gonna... ugh!
>Freya is... understandably a bit upset about these rumors spreading. But she can't be losing her cool that quickly.
Where did you hear these baseless rumors?

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>>10671174
>Asuka spread her butt cheeks apart with her hands, allowing her to bury the boy's face deeper between her plump cheeks and to bring his lips closer to her rear entrance; after a brief hip wiggling, she finally got comfortable sitting on his face and resumed focusing on her work.
Hm, y'know, you're probably pretty pent up now... Go ahead and pull your little friend out, I won't mind... much.
>Asuka egged him on, reaching her foot back to gently tap his covered erection.
>>10671247
>Asuka's eyes jumped open as she flinched from the drop of cum that shoot up to her chin; that was one hell of a shot! She wiped the drop off of her chin and stroked the boy off with her foot as he finished his climax, still sucking on her toe; once his member had finally gone soft beneath of heel, she pulled her foot away from his face and presented her cum-coated leg to the boy now that he was finished.
Well, you did make a mess on my legs, and I told you not to do that...~
>>10671305
>Asuka kept her admirer's head close to her chest, gently stroking her hair in a comforting manner while she was lost in thought. Her fingers brushed through locks of the girl's hair, threading through them slowly as her fingertips traced down her head before returning to the top to make the journey all over again. This cute little girl really felt that way for her? She almost felt silly about it, but she couldn't help but admire her for it... After all, it served to make her cuter now.
>Asuka took a deep breath, her chest expanding slowly and her breasts swelling around the girl's head, and let out a long sigh before returning to her regular state.
>>10671303
(Sorry, you'll have to catch me another day, anon. I'm already tied up and getting a bit yawny.)

>>10671434
Well, I am an experienced masseur. If you're willing to pleasure me after such, I'll help you appreciate recieving a massage from me, from head to toe if you'd like!
>The youthful anon loosened his hands up by cracking his knuckles, eager to demonstrate his technique to the lady rat standing before him

>>10671434
Oh, just in some pub in Lindblum. That monkeyboy was drunk and..bragging a little. But now I'm thinking from the way you're blushing that everything he said was true. Wow. I'm impressed.

>>10671471
>Anon gives Asuka another moan, slowly reaching for his groin. Careful not to make her shuffle around too much, he pulls his zipper down and reaches in, quickly pulling his cock out.
>'Proudly' presenting his 4-incher, Anon doesn't bother hiding his shame. She's seen it before, and she knew he enjoyed being made fun of over it. It twitched and throbbed, and constantly dripped precum. He made sure to get his balls out as well, giving her access to every part of his genitals.
Mmf... Hmph...
>Anon finally stuck his tongue out, and gave Asuka's backdoor a lick. Before he went any further, he hold onto her legs for support, and started rimming his Mistress.

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>>10671490
A masseur, huh? ...You know what, sure, I'll go for that. I think it's been a long time since I had a good massage.
>>10671497
Th-that-
>She's going to choke Zidane out for this. That should teach him for blabbing about such a private matter.
In any case, ahem, despite the truth of the statements... what does it matter to you?

>>10671471
>He released the other foot from his mouth and was ready to recieve the cum-stained pantyhose to his lips. Surprisingly, he's no stranger to the taste of his own cum, as this isn't the first time he's been forced into cleaning a lady's feet. He is diligent with his tongue, all right. With a few deep licks, he goes coast to coast with his tongue, cleaning up the mess he's made in a jiffy.
M-Miss Tanaka, do you have a large desk? I'd be happy to hide under it and service you at your leisure!

>>10671547
Alright then! Please, have a seat, madame, and I shall start at your feet...that is, unless you have other parts of you that you want me to address first.

>>10671471
>The super cute admirer looks like she might fall asleep now, she's that comfortable. She closes her eyes and indulges in her fantasies and thoughts. If she was willing to kiss her then anything was possible! A small giggle is muffled by the fabric and her bust as she thinks of such things as cuddling naked in bed, or resting her head on senpai's lap, or.. or..
Mmhm.. love you senpaii~
>She whispers it under her breath, keeping it just quiet enough that she can't hear. Maybe she hasn't quite gotten over her crush, but she seems happy enough where she is now. Her head tilts up to poke out between her breasts, a glowing smile on her as she gazes upon her beloved vice president
(I think it's best if I let you go now. That was a bit of an impulse so thanks for indulging me!)

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>>10671589
>Freya takes a seat, stretching out a little. She's not sure about starting with her feet. If anything, with all the jumping she does, her thighs would probably need it more. But...
Let's just start with the feet and work up, okay?

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>>10671530
Oofffuufuu...~
>Asuka gave a raspy sigh and bit her lip, enjoying the sudden attention put onto her rear. She looked down and saw the assistant's cock sticking out of his pants, looking ever so small and pathetic from her position way above him; she bent her foot downwards and pressed the bottom of her foot against his shaft, pressing her toe lightly into the very base of his cock as she spoke;
My my, I almost forgot just how pathetic you are... Look at you; down on your knees, supporting a young high school girl's butt with your face, with your meager little penis all excited like this? You just don't have any shame, do you?~ What if someone walked in through that open door?
>Asuka picked up the edges of her skirt and draped them over the sides of the boy's face, making sure that the only thing he could see was the plump ass that was burying his face.
>>10671576
>Asuka shivered slightly as his tongue ran across her leg, pressing against the fabric of her pantyhose.
H-hm? Oh, um, I just work at a student's desk. If you wanted to work under the table for me, you'd either have to be a lot more secretive about it or a lot less shameless about it!
>>10671637
>Asuka looks down at the girl and smiles at her, craning her head down to plant a gentle kiss upon the girl's forehead once more.
Remember; I'll always be your...
>Asuka touched noses with the girl as she whispered;
Sen-pai~
(That's fine, though I wasn't sure where else I could have taken things from there besides general cuteness. And no problem, it was fun!)

>>10671663
Very well then! Let's get started...
>He reacts with a shred of collectiveness as Freya sets her feet upon his lap
I will admit that these feet of yours are a bit different than what I'm used to, but it shouldn't be a problem!
>His hands begin to work the thickest part of the rat's footpaw that he can see, and that would be her padded center. His hands holding one of them in place, he uses his thumbs right in the middle and back, at the point where her pawpad begins. Though in his mind it's clear he's never held a pair of feet like these, let alone massaged such, but he didn't let it show, keeping the air of a professional while he does his best to unwind the soreness in those paws.

>>10671750
Well then, I guess there are...other places you could hide me. But then again, I'm not so sure where those places could be. Is there anywhere you could hide me that you have in mind?
>As he finishes, he gives your once cumstained foot a kiss before helping you put your shoes back on

>>10671750
(General cuteness is fine too! See you senpai!)

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>>10671790
>She relaxes herself as the anon starts rubbing her pads, fidgeting just a bit and trying not to accidentally kick him in the chest. It wasn't a sensation she was used to. She's also at a bit of a loss for words, trying to keep this professional.

>>10671750
(this is very, very fantastic Asuka! I love it)
>Asuka's teasing sent a shiver up Anon's spine, like a cold breeze washed over him.
>He wanted to hump the air in front of him, but the weight on top of him prevented it. He was pinned down beneath her, and he could hardly move at all. As she toyed with him using her feet, Anon started rubbing the length of her legs, feeling just how perfect they are.
Ahukkaah... P-Pheahsh...
>He groaned in response, balls tensing up at the slightest touch! Eager to please her and hear her voice again, Anon started eating her ass out with a little more love, thoroughly wetting her tight, cute little pucker.. His tongue started gently pushing against her hole, his way of asking if he may continue.

>>10671321
WHAT HAPPENS BETWEEN YOU, YOU FUCKING RAT-FACED SACK OF STEAMING HORSE SHIT, AND SOME RANDOM BLIND MOOK WHO IS OBVIOUSLY DESPERATE FOR ANY KIND OF INTERACTION WHATSOEVER CONSIDERING HE HAS TO DEAL WITH A FUCKING -VERMIN- LIKE YOU ON A DAILY BASIS WOULD BE NOTHING SHORT OF VOMIT INDUCING YOU PUTRID PILE OF SHIT
>>10671343
LISTEN HERE, I'LL MAKE YOU A BARGAIN. I'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE FUCKING HEAD AND I'LL EVEN GIVE YOU THE GOOD GRACIOUSNESS TO BURY YOU IN A HALF OF FOOT OF DIRT SO THE COYOTES DON'T EAT YOUR FACE, BUT WATCH OUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND HERE MAY GNAW A BIT ON YOUR SKULL
>>10671471
THE ONLY THING THAT'S PENT UP IS MY FUCKING BLOOD PRESSURE FROM LOOKING AT YOUR FLABBY DISGUSTING UNTAMED FORM YOU SHE-BEAST HAG. HONESTLY, NIGGA YOU LOOK LIKE COTTON CHEESE AND SMELL LIKE A YEAR OLD YEASTY BAGUETTE THAT'S BEEN LEFT IN A CELLAR TOO LONG. MAYBE THE MOUSE-SLUT WILL HELP YOU
>>10671663
LOOK AT THIS, A 'MASSAGE'. WOW, WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF UNPLEASANT PERVERSION SO YOU UNDERGO ON A CONSTANT BASIS YOU VOMIT-GUZZLING PISS-SWILLING SHITCASK OF FUCKING RATS
>>10671750
OFFOFOFOFOFO FUCKING OFF YOURSELF YOU WORTHLESS OX-NIPPLE YOU DUMPSTERCUNT

>>10671790
LISTEN TO ME YOU INSIGNIFICANT SPECK ON THE FUCKING ASSCHEEK OF THE UNIVERSE, WHAT DO YOU THINK PRETENDING TO RUB A FOOT OF SOME FUCKING PRETEND PERSON ON THE FUCKING INTERNET GETS YOU. YOU'RE NOT EVEN BETA, NOT EVEN OMEGA, YOU'RE LIKE FROTHING LUNATIC SCREAMING AT HIS PENIS UNTIL THE MEN IN WHITE STAB YOU IN THE FUCKING LUNG WITH A HEALTHY DOSING OF MORPHINE TO SHUT YOU THE FUCK UP

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>>10670182
>>10670351
If you intended to play Renamon, please go right ahead.
I wasn't going to keep her on my card regardless, and only did so at a certain person's request.
However I'm sure if someone else played her, that person would be just as satisfied.

>>10671140
>>10671868
Freya is made for loving and doing the Titanic pose on top of the Hilda Garde.

>>10671931
>OFFOFOFOFOFO FUCKING OFF YOURSELF YOU WORTHLESS OX-NIPPLE YOU DUMPSTERCUNT
kek

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B-blackula?

>>10671931
>>10671952
Calm down Morrigan.

>>10671957
>tosses a pokeball because they don't know the Digimon equivalent

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>>10671931
Who hurt you bud?
Where does the pain come from?

>>10671891
WHAT THE FUCK AM I EVEN LOOKING AT? ARE YOU GETTING OFF TO SOMEONE'S LEGS?
I'D SAY YOU'D BE PULLING MY LEG BUT I DON't WANT YOU TO FUCKING JIZZ YOU FUCKING ABORTION.
>>10671957
OH LOOK IT'S THE FUCKING POKEMIN, PIKAKEK. HOW'S IT FEEL BEING THE EQUAL TO BEING A DEVIANTART SEXUALIZATION OF A CHILD'S CARTOON YOU SWAMPASSED FAGGOT
>>10671969
OH GOD I FUCKING HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH I WISH I COULD SCREAM BLOOD DOWN YOUR THROAT UNTIL YOU FUCKING DROWN IN IT JESUS CHRIST ABOVE I'M HAVING MULTIPLE HEARTATTACKS THINKING OF YOUR EXISTANCE CONTINUING WELL I'M COMING ELIZABETH OH I'M FUCKING COMING TO BRING HELL UPON YOUR SHITTY LITTLE FAKE-MAGICIAN HEAD YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS ASS-CLOWN OF A WIZARD

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>>10672001
I missed you blackula. Never leave us again.

>>10672017
stop replying to shitposters

>>10671991
THE PAIN COMES FROM THE ETERNAL TORMENT OF HAVING TO BABYSIT YOUR DUMB LITTLE SHITTY FUCKING FACES AND RESIST THE URGE TO BE ABSOLUTELY INCOHERENT AND TURN MY INSIDES OUT AND THEN SHOVE THEM BACK IN THE PROCESS OF LOSING MY GOD DAMN MIND AS YOU POINTLESSLY WASTE YOUR LIVES PRETENDING TO BE LITTLE STORIES ON THE INTERNET WHILE UNKNOWINGLY FEEDING A DEMONIC HORDE OF UNFATHOMABLE HORROR TO THE POINT WHERE THE CONCEPT OF GOOD AND EVIL IS FUCKING MOOT. YOU PEOPLE MAKE FORREST GUMP LOOK LIKE A FUCKING ROCKET SURGEON, JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY IN FUCKING HEAVEN AVERT YOUR EYES TO THIS ABOMINATION OF MANKIND WHO SOUGHT TO EAT THE APPLE OF FUCKING DICKERY DESPITE IT BEING LITERALLY THE ONLY RULE TO FUCKING AVOID
FUCK

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>>10672035
But Blackula is fuuuuun. Blackula gets a pass. I love him.

>>10671868
>He felt a bead of nervous sweat from her toes wriggling and straining from his massage. He gently removed the armor on her legs, part of which was covering her feet, and laid them on the ground next to her, so he could use the technique of his massage across the whole of her foot. He used one hand to rub the higher part of her foot, while his other hand went to work rubbing each of her toes. He payed great attention to them, each sporting a deadly looking claw at their ends, and the masseur wanted none of them blood soaked due to him being stabbed by them.

Is this making you feel better, young knightess?

>>10672043
DMG, Blackula is on the same level of Paul.
Shitposting is shitposting. Stop fucking feeding it.

>Morrigan is going nuclear

>>10672035
Muh oldfags or something so it's ok

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>>10671978
>

>>10672001
Hello, Blackula.

>>10672056
Do you even know where you are right now? You're wasting your time.

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>>10672056
Blackula is just loud nigra in text form. You're reaching pretty far for that.

>>10672063
SEE? This weird Pikachu knows Blackula

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>>10672042

>>10672017
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHITTY LITTLE TURD THAT YOU DEPICT WITH YOUR OVERSEXUALIZED CHILDREN'S CARD GAME CHARACTER THAT YOU PURPORT TO REPRESENT YOUR EROTIC DEPRAVED FANTASIES OF GARBAGE COAT-HANGER PROLAPSE ABORTIONS YOU SEWAGE CREATURE
>>10672046
THE ONLY CLAWING HERE IS ME WANTING TO CLAW AT MY FUCKING EYES FOR HAVING TO WITNESS THIS FUCKING WARCRIME THAT IS THE FACT THAT YOU STILL BREATHE. AT LEAST I'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOU REPRODUCING UNLESS YOUR FUCKING GYM SOCK SOMEHOW GROWS A REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM. I'M ALMOST SCARED TO PUT MY FOOT DOWN ON THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR BECAUSE IT'LL PROBABLY HIT YOUR F-SPOT YOU FREAK OF FUCKING NATURE

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>>10671820
Hmm... Uuhh... Do you want to hide out in my locker all day? Because it's either that, or you'll have to hide around after school to wait until I finish with band practice!
>Asuka smiles and taps her feet on the ground, securing her shoes around her heels after she had slipped them on.
>>10671824
(Bye!)
>>10671891
>Asuka bit down on her lip harder and planted her hand onto the desk to help keep herself balanced; damned if these papers would going to be organized at this rate, she was having too much fun!
Hah, what's that? I can't hear you when you've got your face in my butt~
>She gently pressed her heel to the boy's shaft, rubbing up and down against it while her toes pressed down onto his balls. She knew her assistant was a masochist; he could take her abuse and much more than what she was dealing now.

>>10671952
>massages your feet
Calm down, Blackula

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>>10672061
Shitposting
is
Shitposting.
>>10672070
Shut up baby, I know it.
I'd rather tards like DMG would stop feeding turbo-tards, no matter how funny/good/old they are.
>>10672083
Shitposting
IS
SHITPOSTING

>>10672063

Sponty?

>DMG enabling shitposters again
haah

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>>10672088
>Kissu the Blackula

>>10672105
ok

>>10672106
Suicide, Boco

>>10671931
>He shouts while ten inches tall

>Its an oldfag circlejerk again
Okay I'm out

>>10672058
He's had enough!

>All these people getting mad over Blackula.
I hate nuERP

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top kek

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>>10672046
>Freya nods her head, letting him remove some of her armor to better access her foot. It's nice in a 'remove some soreness' way, less so any other way.
It is helping, yes. I'm not entirely sure why you wanted to start with the feet, but... I don't exactly have much knowledge on massage.

>>10672090
Hmm...I guess lockers are out of the question. Very well. I'll meet up with you at that cherry tree with the big hole in it just outside. Then we'll think of something, ok?
>He tucked his cock away and refastened his jeans, then leaned in and gave Asuka a short kiss before sneaking his way out.

>>10672063
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ARMS, TUMORS? JESUS CHRIST THEY LOOK LIKE YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE A NARUTO AND YOU SPECIFICALLY PICKED THE PUFFIEST OF THE SLEEVES SO THAT WHEN YOU CROSSED YOUR ARMS YOU'D HAVE +5 TO YOUR EDGINESS STAT YOU TWO DIMENSIONAL RPG ENEMY
>>10672090
>
HOLY GOD DAMN MOTHER OF FUCK I THOUGHT I'D SEE SHITPOSTING BUT YOU ARE SHITINCARNATE, A SHITNADO, A FOUNTAIN OF SHIT BUBBLING UP LIKE WHEN THE FUCKING BEVERLY HILLBILLIES HIT OIL, WITH THE SAME AMOUNT OF INBRED REDNECKS CLACKING AWAY AT THINGS THEY DON'T FULLY COMPREHEND YOU MONGOLOID ASS-BLASTED FART IN THE WIND
>>10672091
I'LL SHOVE MY FUCKING HEEL SO FAR UP YOUR ASSHOLE YOU'LL BE TASTING SHOE POLISH WITH EVERY MEAL 'TIL YOU HIT THE ELECTRIC CHAIR YOU PEDOPHILIAC MONSTROSITY
>>10672109
GET YOUR FETID LIPS AWAY FROM ME YOU HARLOT, I DARE SAY THAT YOUR BREATH REMINDS ME OF THE LAST TIME I TOOK A WEEK OLD SHIPMENT OF FISH TO THE DUMP AND TOSSED IT IN A PILE OF ADULT DIAPERS FRESH FROM THE ELDERLY HOME. YOU MUST HAVE A 'MAGICAL' FORM OF 'DARK' AIDS, I BET YOU WERE FUCKING BLACKED BY A GOD DAMN SOLAR ECLIPSE FROM SATAN'S LOOGIE YOU FETID PILE

>>10672121
>>10672136
The duality of man

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>>10672149
>Continues to smooch the dark skinned vampire.
Don't worry bae. I still love you.

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>>10672083
Don't make me get the bully birb over here, you.

>>10672106
And hello to you too, Boco.
Do you know the person who mentioned having dropped their own Renamon earlier?

>shitposting is okay because it's an oldfag from /b/
You disgust me.

>>10672143
LOOKS LIKE HE'S TRYING TO GET A
LEG UP ON THE COMPETITION
HAHAHAH SHIEEEET
BUT SERIOUSLY KILL YOURSELF ASAP I NEED TO KEEP TO A QUOTA HERE
>>10672148
NOT OFTEN IS A MAN KEKED BY HIS OWN PRETEND MASTUBATORY SESSIONS
YOU DESERVE NO MERCY. I HOPE YOU ARE KEKED AT EVERY INSTANCE OF YOUR MORTAL BEING. I DEEM THEE: KEKOLD, ASSCRACK OF THE PLANET, SHITMAGNET OF CHLORINE-SOAKED BLANKETS

>>10672136
This kind of shit is what drives people away from the threads.

>>10672183
>he continues to shout while ten inches tall

>>10672090
(it's getting pretty late for me... mind wrapping this up Asuka?)
Mmph...! Hmph, mmmph!
>Anon answered, with just as much sense as the last time he piped up. He was pathetic in every way, and the vice president's light touches were hitting his mind like a truck. He can hardly keep up with her, so he wanted to do his best before he blew his embarrassingly small load.
>Anon put his hands on Asuka's thighs and held her tight, pushing his tongue past her tight ring. He pumps his wet, spongy tongue in and out of her hole, hopefully leaving a good impression on her.

>>10672174

Kinda. I'm still getting used to not having names here.

>>10672170
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY REVILING. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR EYES? THEY LOOK LIKE SOMEONE TOOK A PUKEBOWL AND TOOK A MASSIVE FUCKING SHIT IN THE VERY CENTER. YOUR HAIR REMINDS ME OF OLD BANANA PEELS ON A SIDEWALK IN THE DISTANT TECHO-SUMMER WHERE BANANAS HAVE BEEN GENETICALLY ENGINEERED TO BE BOTH TASTELESS AND GENERALLY STERILE.
OF WHICH YOU ARE EVIDENTLY BOTH.

>>10672150
It had to happen eventually

>>10672198
WHO IS TEN INCHES TALL? IS THAT YOUR FETISH, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A TEN INCH MAN WHO SCREAMS AND SQUEALS AS HE IS CRUSHED BY LARGE WOMEN? PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE PATHETIC BECAUSE YOU LACK THE REASONABLE SENSIBILITY TO LIVE WITHIN THE BOUNDRIES OF REALITY, AND THUS REJECT THE CONCEPT IN FAVOR OF YOUR OWN DEPRAVITY. YOUR PARENTS ARE DEEPLY ASHAMED OF YOU BUT DON'T DARE ADMONISH YOU BECAUSE THEY FUCKING KNOW THAT 'FEELING SMALLER' IS YOUR FUCKING FETISH, YOU GOD DAMN LEPRECHAUN MANLY-TEARS WANNABE MOTHERFUCKER

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>>10672174
Oh shh you. Let me pet the weird Lucario.

>>10672213
You should pick up AVGN as an ava desu.
... Wait Pukebowl?

>>10672198
fuck off
worse than this niggerula
>>10672245
go back to HG
>inb4 niggerula isn't HG
sure as shit sounds like he is

>>10672247
AVA? WHAT THE FUCK IS AN AVA, ARE YOU AN AVA? IF YOU'RE AN AVA I WANT TO KEEP THE FUCK AWAY FROM WHATEVER AN AVA IS. AVA IS PROBABLY WHY YOU CAUSE MORE CASES OF CANCER PER YEAR THAN THE FUCKING SUN ITSELF, AND THE SUN IS A GIGANTIC BALL OF FUCKING HELIUM AND RAGE THAT IS CONSTANTLY SCREAMING ULTRAVIOLET LIGHT AT PLANET EARTH AT THE TOP OF IT'S FUCKING LUNGS, AND SLOWLY THE EARTH IS BUCKLING UNDER IT'S ENDLESS, TIMELESS ASSAULT AS THE OZONE BEGINS TO SLOWLY FLUTTER AWAY.
YOU'RE... AFTERBIRTH, DMG. SLITHERED OUT OF YOUR MOTHER'S FILTH. SHOULD HAVE PUT YOU IN A GLASS JAR.

>>10672265
>gives both shitposters (You)s
L O L

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>>10672273
Love you too Blackula. I got vidya to play if no one is gunna gimmie dick. I'll see you around <3

>>10672265
WHAT THE FUCK IS A HG? A HALF-GIANT? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THE NINE FOOT TALL DENIZENS OF THE SOUTHERN SEA ARE FINE AND RESPECTABLE PEOPLE, IF NAIVE IN THE WAY OF WORLDLY CONCEPTS. YOU'LL FIND THEY EXIST IN A STATE OF PERPETUAL TRUST AND HONESTY, MUCH LIKE A WELL-HONED DOG BUT WITH MORE ABILITY TO COMPREHEND CONCEPTS, THOUGH NOT BY MUCH.

Something something is this homestuck?

>>10672265
You're being more of an autistic than Blackula is. Calm down.

>>10672293
THE ONLY DICK YOU SHOULD BE RECEIVING IS A FUCKING DETECTIVE BEATING YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH A FUCKING BATON IN A BACK ROOM WHILE YOU'RE CHAINED TO A FUCKING RADIATIOR. YOU DESERVE TO BLEED OUT IN A BASEMENT SOMEWHERE YOU FUCKING WASTE OF TIME AND SPACE. FUCK.

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>>10672046
(Okay, sorry to run, but with rl things to handle, plus the bit of shitpost spam, I have to take a break for a bit. I'll maybe pop back on when things settle down, both in life and in thread.)

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>>10672201
I believed they played a futa variant of Renamon, if I'm not mistaken.

Either way, please do let them know that I'm not going to be playing Renamon anymore, if you will.

>>10672247
How can one person be so wrong?
Here, why don't you wind down with a butt here.

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>>10672320
I DO like butts... But I gotta go if I ain't getting dicks. Will be lurkin' kissu~

>>10672300
I DON'T KNOW WHAT A HOMESTUCK IS. WHO IS STUCK AT HOME? ARE YOU ALL STUCK AT HOME, WHICH IS WHY YOU PROCESS AND PERSIST AT THIS VILLAINOUS FRONT TO ENCOURAGE THE DEMONIC HORDE FORWARD, YOU UNRULY, UNPLEASANT BRIGANDS THAT ARE SCENTED OF STAGNANT ASS?
>>10672314
YOU BEST FUICKING RUN YOU VERMIN. I SEND THE FUCKING PESTILENCE AND PLAGUE INTO YOUR HOUSE INTO YOUR BED, INTO YOUR STREAMS INTO YOUR SHEETS, INTO YOUR DRINK, INTO YOUR BREAD, UPON YOUR CATTLE, UPON YOUR SHEEP, UPON THE OXEN IN YOUR FIELD, INTO YOUR DREAMS INTO YOUR SLEEP, UNTIL YOU BREAK, UNTIL YOU YIELD.

>>10672300
Yes

>>10672320

Awww, that's a shame. But okay, I'll let them know.

>>10672320
WHAT THE FUCK
I SUPPOSE SPEAKING OF THE FUCKING PLAGUES OF EGYPT YOU'D BE THE FUCKING DEATH OF THE FIRST BORN CHILD OF EVERY HOUSEHOLD, YOUR SHEER PRESENCE ALONE SHOULD REVILE ANY CREATURE OF WEAK CONSTITUION AWAY, MUCH LESS STRIKE THEM DEAD FROM YOUR HORRID NATURE.

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>>10672148
>She quickly returned his unexpected kiss, and just like that he was gone.
Hmph... Way to kiss and run!
>Asuka tidied herself up and stepped out of the classroom shortly after.
>>10672199
(Sure thing!)
>Asuka tried to say something, but instead was interrupted by a sharp inhale of breath followed by a sultry moan as her tight hole was forced open and penetrated by the assistant's tongue; she remembered why she kept him around, besides being an easy servant to push busy work off onto, and that was because he was good at pleasuring her.
F-fuufuu, oooh yes... That's it, k-keep up the good work, I know your little dick can't hold out much longer...~
>Both of her hands were holding her up now, supporting herself on the edge of the table as she pushed her ass further into the boy's face, begging his tongue to go deeper into her hole. Her foot was rubbing his cock at a hastier pace now, she was getting a bit sloppy with her technique but her soft foot was still easily rubbing against his short length with ease as her sole pressed against his shaft and her toes pressed down into his balls with each stroke.
Haah~ If you're going to cum, make it quick! I don't have time to humor your little joke any longer, I-I have to get back to work!

>>10672398
I don't know if you have a Discord or not, but that session was a lot of fun! Either way, I'll see you soon!

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>>10672329
See you later then.

>>10672383
Thank you Boco.

>>10672388
And try not to get expelled from the grand wizard guild again, Blackula.

>>10672398
WERE, ARE, AND WILL BE NOTHING BUT A WASTE. HERE YOU ARE, ABLE TO ARTICULATE WORDS AND UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPTS OF MEANING. YOU HAVE TOOLS AT YOUR DISPOSAL THAT COULD CHANGE THE WORLD IN MERE INSTANTS WHEN BEFORE IT WOULD TAKE EONS TO DO, TO KNOW AS MUCH AS YOU POSSIBLY COULD. AND THIS IS HOW YOU SPEND IT. YOU FUCKING SPEND IT CLICKITY CLACKITYING AWAY ON YOUR FUCKING KEYBOARD, PRETENDING TO HAVE SEX TO GET YOU AND SOME FUCKING OTHER GUY 'OFF'. DO YOU THINK YOUR ANCESTORS ARE SMILING AT YOU? DO YOU THINK THIS IS WHAT THEY FUCKING FAUGHT AND STRUGGLED AND SUFFERED AND DIED FOR, FOR YOU TO DO THIS? YOU ARE A WASTE. A WASTE OF THE WORLD, CONDENSED INTO A SINGLE, INFINITELY DENSE AND SELF-CENTERED CREATURE. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU. YOU ARE WORSE THAN VERMIN, WORSE THAN FILTH. YOU AREN'T EVEN WORTH CALLING EITHER, TO CALL YOU EITHER WOULD BE AN INSULT TO THEM, YOU ARE SO LOW.
FUCK YOU.

>>10672450
>pets your swishing tail

Dunno why you guys are surprised DMG loves shitposters. They enabled Paul for like four months after all.

>>10672450
LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKING DOG MADE OF FUCKING HAY, I AM THE GRAND MASTER OF THE SCHOLAR'S GUILD, SORCERER FUCKING SUPREME AND MASTER OF THE ARCANE ARTS OF DARKNESS, SLAYER OF THE DEMONIC HORDE AND ULTIMATELY MASTER OF THE ETHEREAL, AND DEVOURER OF SECRETS AND TRUTHS ALIKE YOU FUCKING DEVIANTART KNOCKOFF, HOLY SHIT

>>10672466
And Ruby. Still.

>>10672466
(You)

>He's still trying
This shit wasn't even chuckle worthy a year ago

>>10672491
IF THROUGH THE PROCESS OF SHEER FUCKING BLIND FURY I CAN DO AWAY WITH ERP THEN I AM CONTENT TO SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS LIKE A MAD FUCKING FOOL. YOU PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE MORE FOOLISH. YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE CONCEPTS OR MORALITIES YOU ARE TAMPERING WITH NOR DO YOU FULLY UNDERSTAND EVEN YOURELVES, YOU ARE THROWING AWAY YOUR LIVES INTO A RECKLESS, CHAOTIC CHURNING VOID WITH NOTHING TO GRASP ONTO BUT YOUR OWN DEGENERACY AS A STURDY CORD OF DISGUST FOR SELF

>>10672491
I guess it's some people's sense of humour but it makes me feel comfortable. I was about to drop my card but I don't feel like me and any anons I have being bullied by an oldfag showing off with caps lock. I'll just wait this one out.

Why is this guy yelling?

>>10672527
Attention.

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>>10672481
Maybe if you didn't devour so many truths you'd have less of a fat gut.

>>10672535
U WOT MATE, LISSEN 'ERE U LAYABOUT SLAG I'LL FUKKN BOUNCE UR 'ED ONNA CURB IN A BEAT, JOG ON

BUT IN ALL REALITY MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO FUCKING WATCH YOUR OWN FUCKING WEIGHT YOU PUDGE-PACKING PLUTOCRAT PLUNDERING PISSANT. PERHAPS PERSONALITY PAIRS POORLY, PERCHANCE, PARTLY PIECING POWERS OF PITY AND PAIN TO PRESS ON.

OR, IN LAYMANS TERMS, THE ONLY REASON I'M EVEN CONSIDERING YOUR FUCKING COMMENT IS BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING DOUBLE-PUPILLED THING WITH STRANGE HAIR, WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THAT

>>10672527
It's an old joke. Anons crying about it is doing more damage than he is. There's a fine line between fun and shitposting.

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Get mad.

>>10672617
This is very far over the line into shitposting

>>10672617

Interesting.

Annoying, but interesting.

>>10672617
It's not even funny. It reeks of trying too hard.

I bet you laugh at the waffles of doom copypasta unironically.

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>>10672594
More eloquent than any englishman you'd find these days.

>>10672398
>Anon kept doing his best to please his Mistress! He pushed his tongue as deep as it could go, twirled it around a little, and every little trick he knew. Hearing her moaning was just enough to drive him over his limit.
Mmph!! Mmph!
>Anon whimpered one last time, bucking his hips forward in pure lust, pure desire. His cock flared up for a moment, shooting out three thin ropes of cum. Even his load was pathetic! It was hardly sticky, and was more fluid than sperm...
>It was small enough that Asuka managed to catch all of it on her foot, save for a few drops.
Mmph... Hmmph...!
>The vice president's assistant whined as his cock slowly shrunk. It didn't stop him from eating her out though, as he still gave her hole just as much love and attention, always eager to please.
(ah, I'm really sorry, but I have to go to bed now. This was beyond fantastic though! Thank you so much, Asuka!)

How is blackula even real? Haha like nigga close your eyes. Step away from the computer lol

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>>10672518
MORALITY IS OF NO SUBSTANCE, FOOL!
THE GREAT SHOGUN OF SORROW WANTS TO GET HIS DICK WET AND YOU ARE A MOST PETULANT THORN IN MY ALL REACHING SHAFT.
BE SILENT.

>>10672617
It's worse than Paul style spamming. He's aggressively making fun of every single person who tries to do anything here. That's fine if you've got a thick skin, are into that sort of humour or know and like the guy but not everyone is you, anon.

>>10672669
>It's worse than Paul
You're stretching really far for that anon.

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>>10672669
If you can't handle the heat, no need to be bitchin' anon.

The good thing about Blackula is that he only comes around once a year at most.

>>10672669
Haha it's harmless it's totally not annoying to anyone who isn't an oldfag or actually rping

>>10672621
MAD
DOESN'T
EVEN FUCKING DESCRIBE THE LEVEL OF BLOOD-BOILINGLY FURIOUS I AM. THE SURFACE OF MY FUCKING SKIN IS BOTH BURNING FROM THE SHEER HEAT I'M PUTTING OFF WHILE CONSTANTLY CAUTERIZING. MY TEETH ARE GRINDING LIKE AN INDUSTRIAL CONCRETE MIXER, AND MY EYE IS TWITCHING LIKE I HAVE FUCKING BRAIN DAMAGE, AND FROM THE FUCKING LONG EXTENDED CONFRONTATIONS I'M HAVING WITH THIS DESPARAGING LOT OF MISCREANTS, I'D SAY I'M SLOWLY LOSING FUCKING MOTOR CONTROL AND HAVE A SLOWLY INCREASING CONCUSSION FROM BEING BEAT OVER THE FUCKING HEAD WITH SO MUCH AUTISM
>>10672641
SPEAKING OF THAT I'M FOAMING AT THE MOUTH IN SEETHING FUCKING RAGE AND CLARITY AT HOW MUCH OF A GOD DAMN HORSE CONDOM YOU ARE YOU FUCKING TWINKIE, JESUS CHRIST. I'D TELL YOU TO EAT SHIT BUT YOU'D ASK ME FOR A FUCKING SPOON
>>10672651
LISTEN HERE AKU, SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF FUCKING BASIC GEOMETRIC SHAPES, I'LL UNLEASH AN UNSPEAKABLE ASSBEATING ON YOUR FUCKING SNAGGLY-ASS TEETH AND KNOCK THEM STRAIGHT UP INTO BURNY EYEBROWS IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP SQUARE THE FUCK UP IN A SPLIT SECOND LIKE YOU OUGHT TO YOU GEOMETRICALLY INCLINED KNOBHEAD

>>10672715
For once I agree with the ugly smirk oct-bitch... No offence chocolate girl.

>>10672669
WHAAAAAAA WHAAAAAAAA YOU'RE SUCH A CRYING LITTLE FUCKING FAGGOT, IS WHAT YOU ARE. I HOPE I'M HURTING YOUR SHITTY LITTLE FEELINGS AND I HOPE I'M FUCKING BOTTOMING OUT ON YOUR SHITTY LITTLE SAFE SPACE YOU FUCKING CUNT. I WANT YOU TO GET INTO A CAR ACCIDENT WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING TO HOT TOPIC TO BUY SOME MORE FAKE SCARS TO PUT ON YOUR WRISTS SO MOMMY AND DADDY GIVE YOU MORE POSITIVE ATTENTION BECAUSE SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING MEAN TO YOU ON THE FUCKING INTERNET AND INTERRUPTED YOUR DIAPER-WEARING DICK-SLAPPING KEYBOARD ADVENTURE YOU FUCKING INFANT

>>10672651
>>10672594
HI BILLY MAYS HERE, BACK FROM THE REACHES OF HEAVEN TO BRING YOU THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON!

THE FAST AND EASY WAY TO DERAIL MASTURBATING FAGS FROM HAVING THEIR CIRCLEJERK.

4 CHAN, 8 CHAN, JACKIE CHAN, IT DOESN'T MATTER! THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON DOES IT ALL!

THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON CAN BE FITTED ONTO ANY REGULAR KEYBOARD, AND COMES IN MANY COLORS TO FIT YOUR STYLE!

ALL FOR JUST ONE EASY PAYMENT OF NINETEEN NINETY-NINE! ORDER RIGHT NOW!

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>>10672738
I mean, a little harsher than needed but sure.

>Avas just need thicker skin!
>Literal mindless screaming
>Pl-please stop! It's not funny!

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>>10672427
(It'll come once I stop being lazy and finish my card! Though I probably wouldn't be online a whole lot anyway... Still, see ya later! It was fun!)
>>10672641
>Asuka grinned as she felt her assistant cumming on her foot, and sighed with deep satisfaction as he continued to eat her ass out like the good "personal helper" he was. She might not be getting these files organized any time soon, but he would be here pleasing her for a rather long time...
Keep up the good work, VPPH, and maybe n-next time I'll actually use my hands...~
>With that, she let out a gentle moan as his tongue pushed deeper inside of her once more. Yes, this would be a nice evening indeed...
(It's fine! That was fun, sorry I didn't get to focus much on the SPH but I'm glad you enjoyed it!)

>>10672755
You uhm. You looking for something or just enjoying the show?

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>>10672781
I mean, I won't exactly turn you down.

>>10672800
In that case. Can you sit your fat oct-ass on my face?
... I'm not very good with the whole romance thing.

>>10672752
BILLY MAYS AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME I'LL FUCKING DROP ANOTHER SACK OF COCAINE MIXED WITH DRY CEMENT ON YOUR STUPID FUCKING HEAD, AND IF YOU BACKTALK NOW I'LL THROW IN ANOTHER BACKHAND FOR FREE
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE
I'LL FUCKING FLAGELATE YOU WITH A FUCKING SHAM-WOW AND SLAPCHOP YOUR FUCKING NIPPLES OFF, THEN WE'LL SEE HOW FUCKING VINCE SNORTS THE POWDERED MAYS-DUST OFF OF HIS STRIPPER'S FUCKING ASSCRACK, YOU OBTUSE PILE OF LEFT-TURNS.
>>10672762
MY RAGE IS FAR FROM MINDLESS, IF IT WAS MINDLESS YOU'D JUST TUNE IT OUT, BUT YOU KNOW EVERY SINGLE FUCKING WORD I'M SAYING IS THE GOD DAMN TRUTH. YOU'RE SICK OF YOURSELVES AND YOU'RE AFRAID OF SOMEONE ROARING HONESTLY INTO YOUR FUCKING SOUL. IT MAKES YOU WANT TO KILL YOUSELF, YOU PROBABLY SHOULD KILL YOURSELF YOU WASTE, WASTE, WASTE.
>>10672770
WHAT THEFUCK IS A VPPH? VENDOR'S PARENTAL PUBLIC HOTEL? IS THAT ONE OF THOSE PLACES IN JAPAN WHERE THEY HAVE PARENTS WITH THEIR KIDS ON DATES AND THEN WATCH THEM WHILE THEY'RE DATING BUT IN OTHER ROOMS OR SOME SHIT TO MAKE SURE THEY DON'T BONE?
HONESTLY BECAUSE THAT'S SORT OF WHAT I'M DOING HERE. EVERY TIME YOU FUCKING MONGOLOIDS PRETEND TO GET HOT AND STEAMY I WILL ENTER A STATE OF ABSOLUTE HYSTERIA AND SMASH THE FUCKING WALL DOWN LIKE I WAS THE KOOL-AID MAN
OH YEAH

>>10672800
>>10672821
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS DISGUSTING DRIBBLE? OCT? EIGHT? IS THIS AN EIGHT YEAR OLD? WE'RE GETTING INTO ACTUAL PEDOPHILIA, NOW, BUT WITH PRECISE DENOMINATIONS OF AGE TO DEFINE PEDOPHILIATIC MEASURE? ARE YOU CONSIDERING YOUR DEGENERACY LIKE WINE, NOW, WHERE A CERTAIN YEAR WAS A GOOD YEAR? 'AH, YES, 2005 WAS A GOOD YEAR, MMN, DIFINATELY TWELVE YEAR OLDS'. HOLY FUCKING SHIT, GOD DAMN PISSING FUCK DICKS, COCK-KEBAB ON A FUCKING FALAFFEL BUN, YOU BOTH NEED TO COMMIT EMERGENCY CYANIDE ENEMAS ASAP ASAP SAP

>>10672726
That last part is the trouble. This is an erp thread, anything disrupting erp is obviously an issue.

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>>10672859
>EMERGENCY CYANIDE ENEMAS

>>10672884
OH, ARE YOU SO UPSET YOU DON'T GET TO BE A DEGENERATE ALL 24 HOURS OF THE DAY? FUCK, OLD BLACKULA FORCED ME TO ACTUALLY EXAMINE MYSELF CRITICALLY FOR SPLIT FUCKING SECOND, AND NOW I REALIZE I WANT TO FUCKING DOWN A 40 OF LSD UNTIL MY MIND BECOMES A FUCKING PIANO MADE OF TOOTHBRUSHES. WAAH. wAAAH. WAWHWAUSjadlgsdflkhflfdhkojklhfdkldklj LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKING SHITSTAIN I'LL HOSE PISS ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING PARADE LIKE I WAS FUCKING R.KELLY YOU ATOMICALLY-SIZED CHICKEN NUGGET

>>10672938
>chicken nugget
This turns me on

>>10669358
I'm currently in a pretty successful relationship with someone I met in an erp server. It's not that hard really.

>wwalks into thread

>>10672969
WWHY SHREK IS PISS #ITALIANO

>>10672961
WHAT DOES IT TURN ON, YOUR FUCKING DANGER SENSES BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING TURN YOU INTO AN ACME PANCAKE ON THE FUCKING ROAD WITH A STEAMROLLER MADE OF FUCKING HATRED
>>10672966
CONGRATULATIONS, I'M PROUD YOU MANAGED TO FIND SOMEONE JUST AS DEGENERATE AS YOU ARE, WHEN YOU BOTH REALIZE THAT YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN COMMON BEYOND YOUR LUST FOR SMASHING YOUR COCK AGAINST A COMPUTER SCREEN FOR TWELVE HOURS A DAY, YOU'LL REALIZE WHAT A HORRIBLE MISTAKE IT WAS AND HOPEFULLY COMMIT TANDEM SUICIDE LIKE ADOLF HITLER AND EVA BRAUN, HOPEFULLY AFTER KILLING YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY, LIKE ADOLF HITLER AND EVA BRAUN

>>10673002
>WWHY SHREK IS PISS #ITALIANO
Now there's a good old meme I haven't heard in a while.

>>10672762
It's just spam. Telling it to fuck off means nothing.

>>10672938

>CHICKEN NUGGET

STOP CALLING ME THA--oh. Nevermind.

>>10673020
Fuck outta here McNugget.

>>10672770
I've yet to play with you in thread mostly because I don't thread RP much but when you post your discord is it okay if I add you?
Just someone who really admires your play and taste in characters.

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Anyone feel like shooting up some normalfags with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITL4NqOKmzk
WE TAKE A BREAK FROM OUR INCOHERENT RAMBLING OF RAGE TO WATCH DILBERT 2

>>10673033
I-IS IT OKAY IF HE ADDS YOU ONI CHAAAHUjskhsss WOW I FUCKING HATE JAPAN WELCOME OT THE WATERING HOLE COME TO WET YOUR WHISTLE I CAME TO WET SOMETHING ELSE MOTHERFUCKER HOW ABOUT THAT PIGSKIN HOW ABOUT THAT SPORT WITH THE PIGSKIN NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

>>10673042
>massages your feet instead

>>10673031

Who came up with that, anyway?

>>10673049
Hey, I want you to check out this website. www.nfl.com

>>10673042
I'LL RAMROD A FUCKING PUNT GUN THROUGH A SUCKING CHEST WOUND AND SHOOT YOU ALL OVER THE SIZE OF A FUCKING BARN TO PAINT IT RED YOU FUCKING STRAWBERRY-BRAINED CAMEL

>>10673056
>massages your feet

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>>10673071
Wasn't me.

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>10673056
No (You) for you.
>>10673076
Y-yes please.

>>10673078
>likes this

>>10673080

Well someone did!

>>10673074
AND JUST
CHECK
IT
OUT
>>10673080
YOU SWEAT A LOT FOR A FUCKING LAWN ORNAMENT YOU DEVIL-SHAPED WOOLY-MAMMOTH LOOKIN' PUNK-ASS BITCH
>>10673086
I'D FUCKING SPIT ON YOU BUT YOU'D PROBABLY LOVE IT YOU FUCKING WORM

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>>10673033
(Sure, that's fine! Just, again, don't expect me to be online a lot. I should really finish my card tomorrow after I wake up.)

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>>10673109
Please
Insult me
Hurt me more

>>10673120
I SURE HOPE IT'S A FUCKING CARD INVITING ME TO YOUR FUCKING FUNERAL AFTER YOU LUNGE HEAD-FIRST INTO A SPEEDING BULLET TRAIN. IF YOU DID THAT, I THINK THAT MAY ACTUALLY BE A REDEEMING QUALITY, ESPECIALLY IF YOU PRE-PLANNED THE FUNERAL.

10673142
You're not even worth holding down shift.

>>10673166
I hear if you hold down shift enough while you cum on your keyboard, you get sticky keys, so does that mean you came on your keyboard?

>>10673224
NO. YOU ARE UNDER THE ASSUMPTION THAT I GET STICKYKEYS IN THE FIRST PLACE FOR HOLDING DOWN SHIFT, WHEN THIS IS NOT THE CASE.
SECONDLY, STICKYKEYS IS A PROGRAM, NOT AN EVENT THAT HAPPENS.
THIRDLY, WHY WOULD ANYONE JIZZ ON A KEYBOARD? I ASK THAT, KNOWING FULL WELL THAT'S ALL YOU FUCKING TURGID PILES OF PLAY-DOUGH DO ALL DAY, BETWEEN GASPING BREATHS OF YOUR HEAVING, SWEATY TWO-TON BODIES, AMID WHISPERS FOR YOUR WAIFUS

>>10673283
>cums on you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c

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Are you okay, anon? Wanna feel my tits?

>>10673364
What a strange way to say feminine penis.

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>>10673376
It's manly!

>>10673389
That sounds like something Owain would say

>>10673389
It's (wo)manly!

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>>10673406
I dunno who this Owain guy is, but he sounds like he's with Arthur and those other English nerds.

>>10673425
N-No, it's manly!

>>10673432
Are your feet manly too?

>>10673432
Nope. There's no way you're a guy and no amount of evidence is going to convince me otherwise.

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>>10673443
I hear only WEIRDOS like feet!
You're not a real weirdo, are you anon?

>>10673451
But I have a thingy down there, honest!

>>10673364
LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKING SLAB OF RANCID BADGER MEAT, YOU DO NOT EXIST. YOU ARE A FUCKING SELF-PERPETUATED DISILLUSION THAT EXISTS ONLY TO FEED ITSELF AND SQUEAL LOUDER AND LOUDER LIKE A PIG IN THE MIDDLE OF GOBBLING UP RANCID SLOP
>>10673398
I HOPE YOU'rE FUCKI NG BURNINT THE FLESH FROM YOUR FUCKING BONES, MAGGOT
>>10673432
YOU'RE ABOUT AS MANLY AS A DYING SOLDIER CRYING IN A HOLE SOMEWHERE WITH BOTH OF HIS LEGS BLOWN OFF AS HE BEGS FOR BOTH SALVATION AND DEATH, WATCHING HIS LIFEBLOOD DRAIN FROM HIS ORGANS AND HIS VISION GROW HAZIER AND HAZIER UNTIL THE FOG OF THE FIELDS OVERTAKES HIM AND THE VEIL OF DEATH LOOMS OVERHEAD

>>10673458
Let's compare them then!

We'll see who's is bigger, and which one feels more rough and rugged

>>10673458
Yeah right. Even if you did it's because.. I dunno.. Magic? God getting confused? Whatever, you're still totally a woman

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>>10673462
no way
blackula?

>>10673473
Feet I'm sure

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>>10673473
Okay, but just a peek!

>>10673482
Nuh uh! Roland got all crazy one time so I dressed up like a girl to calm him down, but I liked the clothes!

>>10673499
Hmm, it looks lonely~

How about we make them kiss each other and see if we like it?

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Fuck my waifu. Or else.

>>10673484
I AM ETERNAL AS ALWAYS.
I SEE YOU'RE AS DEGENERATE AS ALWAYS. I HOPE YOU DRINK ENOUGH SODA FOR YOUR TEETH TO CLITTER CLATTER OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MAW YOU SNAGGLE-TOOTHED HARLOT
>>10673499
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. YOU LOOK LIKE THE PICTURE OF THAT ONE GUY WHO PUT ICECREAM ON HIS PENIS. YOU KNOW THE ONE. YOU KNOW THE FACIAL EXPRESSION.

>>10673499
Yeah but.. You're still totally a girl. Otherwise it's gay

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>>10673521
T-That sounds kind of weird...
Why would that feel good?

>>10673529
But that's a horse!

>>10673530
I DON'T HAVE ICE CREAM ON MY WEEWEE

>>10673540
What's gay mean?

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>>10673530

>>10673521
HOW ABOUT I FUCKING STOMP YOUR FUCKING THROAT IN AND LISTEN TO YOU WHISPER FOR MERCY YOU DONKEY-FACED TOILET. FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY AND EVERY GRENERATION THAT SPAWNED YOU
>>10673529
SPEAKING OF FUCKING DONKEYS, YOU ARE THE KIND OF DEGENERATE I HATE WORST. YOU FETISHIZE CHILDREN'S CARTOON SHOWS FOR YOUR OWN AMUSEMENT AND FORCE IT UPON THE WORLD LIKE THE SMOLDERING, DAMP GRASP OF AN OBESE RAPIST. I BET YOU SMELL LIKE A FUCKING BARNYARD ANYWAY

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>>10673529
Already did.

>>10673546
Dicks feel good when something touches them right?

Well what if it was another dick, wouldn't it feel twice as good?

>>10673546
Well it's where a guy wants.. wants to do another guy.
This is irrelevant though because you absolutely must be a girl!

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>>10673546
That's not a horse. It's a pony!
>>10673579
Wait, what? Behind my back? You two need to fuck while I watch, otherwise it's cheating.