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>>10663975
(Th-the happy faces are really nice for some reason)
>The man couldn't help but smile. Most of the time boys like this had reputations of wanting things nice and rough, but something about how cute he looked and how sweet this was made his heart beat faster and faster, blood running up into his face. One of his hands snaked up under the boys shirt, teasing at his chest and rubbing across the sensitive pink nubs. His mouth continued working along him, alternating between kissing along his neck, whatever parts of his chest he could reach, and his chin, pausing every now and again for another deep tongue filled kiss on the mouth. His hips speed up, pumping in and out at slightly faster and faster speeds, the way the boys ass clings around his cock making his entire body shudder, but never quite verging into full pounding territory, to addicted to the sweeter slower movements.
You can go ahead and let it out whenever you want, I'm kinda getting close myself.

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>>10663834
And I'm suuure you're well-aware that I can read into someone's Id and manipulate it, so... You know... I already know what desires and kinks that you're implying that my sister's holding back? I personally never checked, so I never knew...
>>10664034
Don't worry, big sis. I won't do it if you don't. Also, I never knew you had those types of feelings about me... Those desires. Sis, is it true?

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>>10663872 (Anon)
>Slowly, steadily, Midna came to a stop, her own heavy breaths causing her chest to heave as she gasped for air. His constant babbling had finally rendered him near useless, unable to actually think up anything meaningful before devolving into agonized groans of pleasure. With a motion of finality, she finally brought her ass down once more, encouraging him to let loose his final load all of the pale whiteness of her ass without any more stimulation. As it stood, she'd hardly even notice if he'd mustered up anything else at all; she was so thoroughly coated in his cum that another rope would be a drop in the bucket. If the light was any brighter, she would have sworn that he was trying to turn her entire body white.
Are you done yet, chump? I ain't got all night to make you cum yourself stupid, you know. Not anymore dumb than you've already made yourself, I mean. You don't even look like you can talk properly.

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>>10664034
>>10664109
Huh? Is that so?

Well, that's kinda boring actually. Where is the fun in uncovering the truth if there is no one you can rub it into?

I hope I haven't ruined anyones family bonds here today~

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Murder has always sounded so nice...

>>10664238
But that's illegal

>>10664238
I'd murder Ribbon's bunny pussy

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>>10664177
(Hey Nina! Would you be fine with double teaming Necro with the other Midna?)

>>10664177
>Despite all appearances, the boy having cum god knows how much seed at this point, enough that he's certainly going to have a hard time washing it all of it away, that final thrust forces out what would be an abnormally large load even under normal circumstances. His head goes back, eyes rolling into his head as his cock throbs one final set of times a few more large spurts steaming out of his tip and onto her already blanketed ass. He certainly doesn't have anything more to add, though its a bit unclear if thats because he's just cum himself silly or actually passed out from over stimulation. He rests back on the bed, cock somehow still rockhard but the boy completely silent and unmoving
(You're the perfect, bully thank you so much for that it was amazing.

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>>10664092
>With every push inward and outward, the boy could hardly hold back but the voice of his partner seemingly being the tipping point as his body started to tense up. The rigid member that delved inside his depths and rubbed against the sensitive node of his inner workings made the boy shudder with pleasure at each passing until he was fit to burst. As the fleshy walls tightly wrung the cock that was inside him, his own member had begun to twitch madly before letting a burst of white spill from himself during his climax that mainly got onto himself. Rope after rope of his own release covered his own stomach while his partner pushed in and out of his twitching self as his puckered hole was hugging along every inch inside him. A much louder moan broke free from the effeminate male before he pulled in the man and embraced him with a passionate kiss to muffle the noises he was making.

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>>10664262
A lot of things are illegal, even the most fun things to do in life can be illegal. Including ways to end life itself.

>>10664264
Hmmm Murder sounds nice, rape sounds nice too...

>>10664298
You can't rape a slut. You can only use them for what they're made for

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>>10664232
>Overcome by fury, Falcon unleashes himself inside of the princess's ass with a deafening war cry.
YEAAAAAAAGH!!!!
>And with that, he pulls out, still heaving with rage. With one final taunt, he returns to his Blue Falcon and speeds off, leaving her in a puddle of his fluids.
I hope you've learned your lesson...nobody crosses the Cap. Work on your moves for next time, and tell that little white haired fairy that I want a rematch with him too.

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Goodbye, everyone. It was fun while it lasted.

>>10664298
That's not true at all. There are many ways to have fun without breaking the law.

>>10664328
Who?

>>10664328
Adios

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>>10664328
You can't go, I can't sit through that Simon depression arc again.

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>>10664313
>The hint of a smirk shows itself on her face, she passes the hilt of her sword from one palm to the other and sits down, stabbing the blade in the ground infront of her between her legs.
Good thing Im not a slut then... if anyone even tried that on me... I'd slice their hands off.

>>10664348
I never said there wasnt, I've had plenty of fun eating ice cream and watching movies.. but sometimes I get a deep desire to enjoy a more finalizing pleasure.

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>>10664109
>>10664215
>Satori looks at Koishi, her face red and her brow sweating.
E-Eh? But you can't read peoples' hearts... how did you...?
>Her attention momentarily diverts to Raiko, to whom she looks the slightest bit annoyed.
Don't worry, troublemaker. Our bonds are not so weak as to fray so easily.
>While she faces Koishi once more, her third eye stares Raiko down. While Koishi couldn't read hearts like she could, Satori didn't have the heart in her to lie to her sister. She sighs and avoids looking Koishi in the eyes.
...Yes. I-It's true.

>>10664328
Later, fag.

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>>10664273
(I don't see why not. It'd have to be a bit later, though.)

>>10664289
(I'm glad you liked it! I had plenty of fun with it, myself. I don't think I've done a premature scene like that before, hence my confusion, but I think it turned out pretty well.)

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>>10664320
>Lucina's insides coil around the orgasming girth currently plastering her insides in who knows how many ropes of viscous semen from the male's ejaculation. Tongue lolling free from her mouth and hips lightly rocking from side to side she accidentally attempts to wring him dry, showing off the bright red cheeks of her plump rump and her sopping wet pussy in the throes of a powerful, squirting orgasm. As Captain Falcon tugs his meaty cock from the confines of her rump a torrent of semen oozes out and coats the lips of her puffy labia, coating her lower body in a sickening combination of both of their combined orgasms. Weakly turning herself over onto her back she manages to steel her gaze, pointing a single finger towards the disappearing ship flying off into the distance.
"Th-The future is not written! Next time we meet I will defeat you with or without Robin's help...As soon as I can get my legs to start moving."
(Hope you enjoyed that, Cap.)

>>10664296
>The man tried to hold on as long as he could, knocking against the boys pleasure buzzer over and over again to make sure his orgasm went out as long as it could, wanting the boy to feel nice himself, but couldn't hold on. Even before the boy was all the way done cumming he pushed his hips all the way against his one last time, his own shaft throbbing and twitching inside him before he let it all out, pulses of pleasure traveling across his dick as thick white seed pumps into the boys ass. It looks like they both had the same idea, kissing as deep as they ever did while the two of them came, the man pressing down as tight against him as he could to get as much skin on skin contact as possible. Something about the boy was just so soft and warm, it made him want more and more. His climax went on longer than he thought it would, the man rolling his hips around to make sure it was all inside before slowly pulling out, detaching their hips before their lips, keeping the kiss going for a few moments even after he pulled all the way out

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>>10664215
I'll be fine, really. I guess I'll help Sis control her desires if she wants me to.
>>10664379
I read into your Id, not your heart. Where your libido lies and what drives it.
>She pauses after her sister admits it. She seemed rather unfazed. Then she gives her sister a soft smile.
It's okay if you feel that way, sis. If you ever have those feelings, just ask and I'll help you to release those feelings out, alright?
>How odd that Koishi is the one being supportive of her sister and not the other way around, which it is usually.

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>>10664395
(Coolio. Next time all three of us are around I'll give you a shout if you're in the mood to play Midna.)

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>>10664425
(I definitely did. I actually feel kinda bad haha, hopefully Lucina can get her dignity back in the future, or some anon can do a less hatefucky session with her. If that's what you want, of course.)

POST BUTTS

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>>10664474

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>>10664395
(Thank you again, and no problem. And please excuse the mans thirst, I may have teased him a little bit)
>>10664464
Soon(tm)

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>>10664474

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>>10664379
>>10664454
Well, I'm gonna take my leave here.

I don't see any way how I longer fit into this. See ya.

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>>10664328
You deserve it, faggot. I don't want to see you again. Go away and stay FUCKING GONE.

>>10664328
Fuck off, cam. 99% of the people here don't even know, don't bait sympathy.

>>10664425
Lucina's tits are NOT that big!!

>>10664486
>Snaps a picture of the Koishi butt

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>>10664467
(No worries friendo. A change of pace can always be a nice thing. I'm sure someone else will want to tenderly love the princess.)
>>10664474
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>>10664487
(Rude and lewd. No sane man in this world can resist the allure of duo imp butts.)
>>10664524
(Mhm. It's a hot picture though, right?)

>>10664502
>>10664513
What the fuck did I miss?

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>>10664474

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>>10664436
You want to cut it off here? I love post-sex stuff but I'm generally too far gone afterwards since I can take a while which makes sessions take longer to end...even when sober rather than being piss drunk right now. I really loved playing though. If you ever want ball worship or a handjob with lots and lots of mouthing of the balls let me know)

>>10664536
Nothing of value

>>10664534
>I'm sure someone else will want to tenderly love the princess.
I-I do...

>>10664536
Cancer that shouldn't have been dragged to threads, sorry. Just remember that Omega is a shit

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>>10664474

>>10664556
(I was thinking the same, kinda late for me. Also you post pretty amazing for supposedly being drunk, and dear lord am I going to take you up on that some day.

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>>10664565
(You're a good one anon and I appreciate you.)

>>10664566
Literally nobody knows who that is, just drop the subject

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>>10664474

>>10664328
fuck off faggot

>>10664612
He was asked tho?

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>>10664496
See ya, Drum Lady!
>>10664529
!!!
>Runs after the source of the flash! She can't stop someone from remembering that they took pictures of her!

>>10664607
Would the princess be available for such loving?

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JUSTICE!

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>>10664593
Sometimes being drunk can help or not, I'm weird. I hope you enjoyed yourself with this. I love playing with a guy's balls but I only fear being a little repetitive with words and the like. I'll catch you another time. Nighto!)

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>>10664534
It is a very hot picture, but that's besides the point! Lucina is flat! FLAT!!

>>10664635
>Anon attempts to make a run for it as soon as he sees Koishi running towards his direction.

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>>10664642
(It's kind of late anon. Maybe some other time.)
>>10664680
(This is correct! Also thank you for the excellent image. Should definitely sort through my Lucina folder.)

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>>10664685
>Despite all of his running, it seems like she's catching up quick. Something's telling him to run faster. Drop everything and RUN. Don't care about the camera, don't care about anything else, she has that aura that can't be explained as anything but dangerous.
>Of course, it's an instinctual trick by Koishi to make him drop the camera. Let's see if he falls for it.

>>10664328
I knew it was you

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>>10664701
Yes, it's a very good image. Now go to bed, you pervert.

>>10664701
O-okay. Good night!

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>>10664496
Ah..
>Satori briefly looks towards the leaving visitor.
I hope you enjoyed your visit to the Palace of the Earth Spirits. And... thanks...
>She whispers her last words Raiko leaves.

>>10664454
I-I see.
>Satori takes a deep breath, trying to gain at least some of her composure. Seeing Koishi's gentle smile causes Satori to habitually smile right back.
I'm so glad you don't hate me...
>Satori bashfully sits in a polite and reserved position, holding her own cheek in her hand. Her relief is plainly visible upon her face.
I'm sorry, Koishi. I've always loved you as a sister but somewhere along the way, I guess... Y-You don't need to force yourself to do anything. I'm just happy you don't hate me. Having such strange thoughts and feelings... I'm such a silly big sister. But I-I'm sure they'll pass.
>Satori gives her sister another smile, happy that she was there to support her.

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>>10664743
>That image
(A-Anon please. I have not done nearly enough yuri with Lucina.)
>>10664746
(Thanks anon! You have a pleasant rest when the time comes too.)

>>10664328
I hope a bear mounts your mother and you are forced to watch, you pathetic and disgusting piece of cancerous trash. End yourself, my man.

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>>10664757
>>10664635
Eh, I was more referring to a OOC mention that I do not have a place in it anymore, but I guess this works too?

Actually wanted to go on an approach and kiss on Koishi, making Satori watch and jealous and then join in.

But it kinda went different, guess that usually happens with 3 person RPs

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>>10664474

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>>10664474

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>>10664794
(ah, sorry! unfortunately, i can't read minds like satori so i didn't know you had something like that planned. i still had fun with it if it means anything.)

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>>10664778
To bed!

>>10664553
Yes please.

>>10664837
>Rosa
F-Fuck...

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>>10664855
>Someone interested in learning their ABCs?

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>>10664837
That reminds me of this picture, which reminds me I need to try out bayo soon

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>>10664794
>(Ah, the RP was becoming a little too thoughtful for that, and I'm becoming a little too tired to actually lewd Satori. Maybe me and Satori can RP "dealing" with her urges? Otherwise, what Satori said.
>>10664757
Those thoughts... They're natural, sis. A lot of humans and youkai alike have them, it's a part of living. Having urges.
>She may be an airhead most of the time, but she knew how the Id and Super-ego works, and she can talk real smooth about it. Koishi sits down with her, happy that her sister can reconcile with her own emotions.
Even if they don't, your desires are your own, really. It's how you handle them in your heart is what counts. I can't read that, Sis.
>Cue a big yawn. It's late and she's getting pretty tired.
Uh, you can sleep with me if that relieves you.

>>10664874
I'm glad you're still around. I thought shitposters had driven you out.

you showed us your butts, now show us your breasts!

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>>10664889
>I'm another ava. I just don't post the Bird often.

>>10664896

>>10664906
are you DMG

>>10664906
Really? You have the same filenames and OOC style and everything.

Huh.

>>10664874
G-god dammit if it wasn't already midnight

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>>10664919
.. This episode is sponsored by the letter get the fuck out.

>>10664920
>No, I mean I play other characters. I'm the OG Big Bird.

>>10664924
>Sleep little nibba

>>10664947
Oh, that makes more sense. Yeah I thought you retired the bird indefinitely. I'm glad to see you're still posting it though.

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>>10664879
Bayo is great for /ss/.

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>>10664971
>Mhm. She's fun. If people like her I'll keep her around.

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>>10664987
My thoughts, but I haven't gotten around to doing anything with her.

>>10664997
Good to hear.

So were you just lurking and butt posting or is it not too late for you to do something?

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>>10665025
>I'd be okay with a session if it doesn't go for too long. Any ideas? Or just wanna give in?

>>10665036
I'm actually the anon who was thinking of a bit of doing a bit of a silly lewd scene backstage involving Big Bird's "costume" if you remember that. Sounds familiar?

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>>10664883
...You're right.
>Satori sighs, agreeing with her sister. She doubted that these feelings would pass at all buuuut... everything was okay for right now. Satori looks towards Koishi as she yawns and smiles.
I would like that. It's been a while since you've slept with your big sister, hasn't it?

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>>10665003
Well get to it soon, I want a piece of that ass!

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>>10665063
>I remember "Something something costume" but that's all I remember. Write the opener if you want something.

Anyone interested in getting rough with a femanon?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC9b2E-imzw

>>10664879
>>10665003
>Bayo will never restrain you in a torture device and drain your balls of every last drop

>>10664328
die

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Hello
Where are the lolis?

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Hello everyone, I hope everyone is having a good evening

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>>10665115

>tfw your best lewd teasing gif of bayo is to big
GOD DAMMIT I'M MAD

>>10665111
>Jolyne is a size queen
>Nonon has a 9 inch dick
Why not just fuck yourself?

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>>10665191
>You don't understand how MUCH of a size-queen Jolyne is.
>She considers 8 inches the lowest she'll go.

>>10665084
Alrighty.

>A single dad had brought his young son to see the filming of an episode of Sesame Street in front of a live audience. He had stayed in the back with the parents while the kids participated in songs, quizzes, and all of that. At first he didn't think much of it, but something about this modern Big Bird, while true enough to its origins, definitely felt different than he'd remember. Curious to know if that was just in his head or if there really was more to it, he waited until the show ended, drove his son back to his mom's, then drove back to the studio.
>It had been a handful of minutes already, and most people had either left or were about to leave, but he hoped maybe the big star itself would still be found. He wandered backstage, trying to look inconspicuous as he scanned the halls in the hopes to spot something large and yellow.

>>10665199
Then Nonon should be enough to satisfy her stretched pussy, at the very least. Member she needs to hit up a horse instead.

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>>10665207
>Hate to do this as SOON as you wrote that up, but something came up. I have the rest of the week free so I'll be around. Sorry again!

>>10665224
Aw darn. Well I hope that sounds like the kinda scene you'd be up for later, at least.

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>>10665183
Just throw it in some gif resizer online. >>10665151
We're sold out

>>10665283
Link me to any? Never heard of them

>>10664623
Kira is cute! CUTE!

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>>10665219
I have Stone Free for a reason, stupid!
It's so that I can't get stretched out.
>Besides, the two wouldn't get along.

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>>10665306
https://ezgif.com/optimize
>>10665320
I have to hand it to you, you're completely right.

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>>10665347
>ezgif

>>10665347
That one doujin of him getting molested on a train is top tier.

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>>10665383
>>10665383
Just flipped through it. Not quite my thing but the art was pretty nice.

>>10665343
So okay, if 8 inches is the minimum, what's the maximum and what's the ideal?

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>>10665433
Uhh... 3 feet is my maxinum...
Uh... my ideal would be like 16 inches.
I dunno, I know when a dick's big enough for me!
>>10665428
>No Yashuo ava
>No Shinobu ava
God hates us.

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>>10665428
As a faggot, I wish there were more doujins like it.
A lot of the Jojo doujins out there are pretty shite, it's a shame.

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>>10665508
>>10665508
I almost did yashuo a long time ago, but I didn't want to build another folder when I had just finished making one for another character.

>>10665533
This, it can be hard to find any good jojo smut in general but, excellent doujins are super far between.

>>10665508
>3 feet maximum
>16 inches is the ideal
Damn, Joyl really wants to tear herself apart, huh?

>>10665588
Too bad she's against futa and or furries. That leaves it up to disgusting niggers and nothing else.

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>>10665601
I don't mind futa, my dude!
Just furries are weird...

>>10665636
What about someone like Kass?

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>>10665672
The bird guy?
Eh..... maybe.
As long as he's not gonna say"yiff" or whatever the fuck that means.
I'm not.. racist to those guys though, they're just weird.

>>10665703
He's a big stud of a male, though. That counts right?

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You niggas wanna typefuck?

>>10665734
I want to die.

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>>10665720
H-how big?

>>10665508
>>10665564
H.P. or Trish would be dope too.

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>>10665766
Trish yeah.
Hotpants.. maybe if she's in the nun outfit

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>>10665347
Oh look at that, the smallest possible amount of optimization puts it under. Now I can be lewd

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>>10665790
Was waiting to see what gif it was before going to bed. I was not disappointed.

Night /erp/

>>10665734
I'll do it.

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>Starts taking off cloth
Am I doing this right?

>>10665757
Dunno. Big enough that even adult Link gets himself a faceful of his chest when they're both standing up. So well over 6 feet tall, probably 7 at least.

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>>10665834
>Teleports behind you.
Nothing personal.
It's just an obligation
from the other side.
>Slices with katana.

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>tfw someone says it's only gay if the balls touch

>>10665912
Fuck off Chat.

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>>10665918
I'm not Chat, anon. I should give you some special training to help you with your shitposting tendencies, though.

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Hello Compatriots
I~>>10664553
A B S O L U T E L Y
D I S G U S T I N G

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>>10665953
N-nice

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>>10665912

>>10665953
Then don't post that godawful cockvore character.

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>>10665111
I'll take one frog job.

>>10665977
Save us, FBI!

>Adachi shows up
>HG not far behind
Of course.

>A random mop suddenly lands in-thread.

>>10665992
I KNOW THAT FILENAME

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>>10665983
Men need to learn their place!
>>10665985
Cute.
>>10665989
I'll post what I want to post, anon. Instead of whining about it like a baby, why don't you try doing literally anything else?

>>10666004
They were playing the "guess your post number game

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>>10665992
>Shion still comes here
>The person I took most of my Eruka images from, personality, and knowledge of lore from
W-well.
Hello.

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>>10666013
>The Inkling runs after the mop, and picks it up.

>>10666017
I want to get dominated by a girl
Also did you save that from when I posted it?

>>10666017
Nah, not until HG leaves.

>>10666046
>hg
>leaving
>unironically being this retarded

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>>10666033
>What this guy said.

>>10666046
>I am, I just wanted to make that one post for teh lulz.
>Also, if TND still comes here, tell him I send my regards.
>Ciao.

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>>10666000
What's the point of saving when porn of big bird from Sesame Street exists

>>10666034
What a worthless frog she was. Good thing she's cute.

>>10666081
>Being surprised that it exists when MLP porn is such a plague

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>>10666034
I'm extremely confused. Y-You picked up Eruka for ERP? Didn't know you liked her that much...

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>>10666093
I-I'm not worthless!
I'm one of the strongest witches around, b-buster!
A-and I'm not cute...
I'm scary!
>>10666121
>I had an overabundance of images of her for reasons that I don't wish to disclose, and I figured I'd put em to use.
>And yeah, I liked her a lot. She was a pretty fun character.

aaahhh... HG is cancer. Why would anyone runaway to them?

>>10666142
>>10666121
>>10666081
>>10666076
None of these thumbnails work, somehow.

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>>10666142
>I had an overabundance of images of her for reasons that I don't wish to disclose
Oh geez.
Good luck, hopefully you put her to more use than I did.
>kissu

>>10666142
I mean, you were basically Medusa's witch bitch for most of the show and then became sorta irrelevant at the end. Did you even get a happy ending for yourself, cutie frog?

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>>10666159
People get tired of certain things and want to try others out. If you can't see why that's on you.

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>>10666191
>Yeah, I'll put her to good use.
>Kissu back
>Have a somewhat foot fetishey picture or something.
>>10666212
I really wish I could say I did.

>>10666255
Poor froggy.
>Pats her cheek, since she has a hat on

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>>10666044
You know your place then, cutie anon.
Also yes. Probably.
>>10666046
Yeah, but get this:
HG won't leave until you stop being butthurt because HG is here to make you butthurt so they can point and laugh at how pathetic and butthurt you are.

>>10665002
I'll tap her.

>>10666221
Hg is much worse than erp

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>>10666293
Did I say it wasn't?

>HG's standard for RP:
>waves

>ERP's:
>Little mac has seen men be shot dead in the alleyway for little more than some cigs and the shoes they were wearing. Little mac has been beaten, slashed, burned, torn to shreds and beaten to death thousands of times in an intergalactic battle royale. He had climbed his way to the very top of the boxing tournament with little more than a pudgy black man at his side and the indomitable will to never give up in the face of adversity. He stared into the abyss that was the crazed female in front of him, his eyes boring none of the normal warmth and happiness he usually has, the only thought dominating his mind was his dire need to overcome the impossible. His muscles practically bulging in a pure show of machismo, giving the woman just what she was asking for before and then some, the sight of a man in peak physical form, ready for battle and fucking at any time of day. He knew in the deepest reaches of his mind that she was more than ready to meet him at every step of the way, her body yearning for the opportunity to dominate him in ways he could scarcely believe. But he wasn't going to allow it, his honor as a boxer and a man were on the line. He slams one hand inches away from her head against the metal behind her, the metal clang of his rock hard digits denting the metal ringing through the empty gym. He moves forward, pressing his cock firmly against her belly with the prime intent to show her how aroused he was, and most importantly that there was no way he was going to be gentle with her after what she's done. Her giggle gives him a slight pause, but not enough to make him stop his advance, wanting to know just how truly deranged this woman was how far she would go to prey on the champion of the boxing world. His inhibitions were completely blown away at this point, the only thoughts repeatedly running through his mind was that he wanted to thoroughly dominate this uppity nymphomaniac with everything he had.
1/3

>>10666280
lmaoing@your life

>tfw no THICK qt to sit on my face and bully me

>>10666320
ok

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>>10666277
Meh.
Whatever.
Could be worse.

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>>10666320
>implying Owain is standard
I mean, I know it's just pasta, but you can try a bit harder than that.

>>10666320
>no standards vs overly inflated standards
pretty accurate desu

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>>10666159
>"Cause it's fun.
>Also I know I said I'd leave, but it's slow over there, too. Soooo...what's up ERP?

>>10666346
Kill yourself

>>10666403
I'm depressed and suicidal.

>>10666359
What does froggy girl like? Obviously frogs, but what besides that do you like?

>>10666403
>>10666446
Same.

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>>10666446
Suicide isn't an option. It is the answer.

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>>10666450
Not having snakes shoved down my throat, for one.
Also.. I guess destroying things.
Free's also pretty alright.

>>10666485
Not having snakes shoved down your throat? Alright, well what about dicks?
>Anon gives her a comical eyebrow wiggle with a smug grin

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>>10666446
>>10666461
>That's very unfortunate. You two should do things that you enjoy and don't make you feel bad. Read a book or play vidya, for example. Talking with friends always helps, too.

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>>10666522
>>10666485
fuck already

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I've got a BONE to frick you with!
>The skeleton chuckles at his own terrible joke, before looking down at his pelvic region and remembering one crucial detail that all skeletons share...
Oh yeah, I don't have a dick. Uh, never mind them. Enjoy your sex! I know a lot of you are a little sick in the head so if there are any of you out there with a murder fetish just hit me up and I'd be glad to kill you.

>>10666467
>>10666538
Two very different opinions right there.

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>>10666522
...
Hahaha.
Very funny.
I don't like things in my throat, in general.

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>>10666560
>Murder fetish
Mild interest.
Shame you're not funny. And HG, to boot.

>>10666586
How about being stuffed in your butt?

>>10666564
It's a joke. I don't care if he kills himself or not.

>>10666602
Do you still crave black cocks?

>>10666586
Alright, alright, well then how about between your ti-- wait, never mind that.
>The anon calmly looks at her chest and then back to her, with an innocent smile

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>>10666618
I don't understand the question.
I wonder who'll get >>10666666 though.

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>HG attacks ERP

>>10666293
>Hg is much worse than erp
Thats a false. We actually don't have people that actually hates each other so much that we're gonna cause stupid drama over it.

>>10666643
DO YOU STILL CRAVE BLACK COCKS?

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>>10666564
>Someone's gotta be positive here. It helps to be an optimist.

>>10666672
>We actually don't have people that actually hates each other so much that we're gonna cause stupid drama over it.
>You can't be serious.

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>>10666672
You cannot possibly be serious. This has to be bait.

>>10666538
Nah, I'm tired of bothering them with my problems.

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>>10666586
I want to shove something up Eruka's ass.

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>>10666681
He does

>>10666714
Is it that leek in your hand, or is it your penis?

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>>10666725
That's a pen in my hand and a cabbage in my pocket, along with a dick in my pants.

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>>10666681
Saying it any louder isn't helpful, anon.
Can you rephrase it please?

>>10666741
>that's a pen
Who the fuck uses a green pen?

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>>10666709
>If they're truly your friends, they'll listen to your problems as often as they need to. If you must, reach out to people beyond that.

>>10666686
>>10666707
Time to shill the pasta.

Time for the redpill:
Rarely does someone get shitposted because "they deserve it". It happens but only with a few really cancerous avafags. They mostly get shitposted because we know they will respond with some sort of retort (which, in turn, we use to shitpost more).

We do it for the keks.

>>10666755
D O Y O U S T I L L C R A V E B L A C K C O C K S?

>>10666741
Looks closer to a glowstick than a pen, don't ya think?
>>10666763
Then again it might be just the casing of it and it has normal blue/black pen.
Or, for no reason whatsoever, the green pen writes with green ink.
Who uses green ink?

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>>10666789
You somehow managed to make the question less comprehensible, anon.
I didn't comment on it, but someone probably has the meme answer to your meme question. Feel free to scroll up a few posts.
Also >>10666666

>>10666776
>We
And that is why everything previously stated is irrelevant.

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>>10666763
>>10666795
Considering I'm holding an open pocket book and I'm a detective, I'm pretty safe to assume it's a pen in my hand.

>>10666811
I NEED TO KNOW IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO BE RAPED BY NIGGERS!

>>10666819
What kind of detective has a green pen though?

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>>10666826
Well, feel free to add me on discord and we can have a private interview.

>>10666819
I'm just wanting to know why anyone would use a green pen.

>>10666813
You can tell it's Jude just by the fact that it says "we" and "keks".

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>>10666832
>>10666841
Maybe I lost my black pen and decided to use this green one as a replacement until I get another black pen.

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>>10666634
T-that was uncalled for..
Tch.
>>10666714
>>10666605
N-no.
S-stop.

>>10666859
Works for me. Later Dachman.

>>10666859
Leave it to the world's worst detective to not even be able to keep track of a pen.
Why don't you go get Dojima some coffee?

>>10666859
But you seem so casual about it. Wouldn't a detective be upset that A, he lost his black/blue pen, and B, he has to use a green pen?
Oh well, maybe I'm overthinking it.
Are you seeing anyone?

>>10666741
What I wanna know is where's the caveman?

>>10666865
Sorry, it was a slip of the tongue... Say, you're like part frog or something, right? Do you have a long tongue like that froppy girl too?

>>10666865
If I take you on a nice, romantic dinner-date, and give you cute gifts of things you like, do you think we'll eventually get somewhat intimate?

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>>10666865
Come on, it'll be tons of fun for all involved. Don't you want to experience such joy?
>>10666869
You're wecome. See ya.
>>10666870
Dojima's at home jerking off with his new buddy Narukami.
>>10666880
Well, it's only green on the outside but the ink is black. As long as the ink is dark, it doesn't matter what color it is on the outside.
>>10666899
He's the sheriff.

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>>10664474
Good lord, butt anon, are you already back for more~?

>>10666924
You didn't answer my question, goofball.
Is there a lucky lady in your life?

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>>10666941
Whoops, I missed you. My bad.

Well, it depends on how you're asking that question.

>>10666949
How would I ask that question any other way?
Hm...
Are you dating anyone right now?

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>Gotta go, seeya ERP. Remember that someone loves you.

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>>10666963
I assume you're talking about real life, so I'll answer with my real life relationship status.

Yes, I am currently dating.

I dom all of my partners.

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>>10666986
>breaking character
Boooooooooooo
>>10666989
I act subby to all my partners.

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>>10666996
You didn't clarify.

I'm not used to people talking to me IC.

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>>10666924
N-no...
>>10666902
>Eruka proceeds to unravel her tongue, and then slurp it up like one of those measuring tape things.
>>10666917
Make me frog legs, and I'll blow you the fuck up.

>>10667013
No, of course I won't give you frog legs, cutie.
Do you like... pasta? Steak? Sea food?

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Greetings, I’ve heard this place is full of de… adventurers. Anyone of you is in need of a Crusader? I assure you that I’ve the highest Constitution and I can take lot of punishment.

>>10667046
hi Peridot

>>10667013
That's pretty kinky. You got any special "magic tricks" you can do with that tongue?
>The anon sticks out his tongue and winks at her.
I can always try to make it worth your interest...

>>10667046
>High CON
>Not being a dodge tank and putting everything into SPD

>>10667046
Oh shut the hell up you worthless tank. You can't hit a thing, and what you DO wind up hitting, you either don't do any damage to it, or you hit your allies instead. Why don't you go get eaten by a frog or something so you can look like the piece of shit we know you are?

>>10667081
>hit your allies
Literally when

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>>10667046
Who? I don’t know this Peri person but I assure you my name is Darkness. Unless this is some kind of play, are you going to take my name away? Is this a form of torture? What I can do, not even five minutes here and I’ve been already been abuse. I know I wasn’t wrong about this place.

>>10667064
Dodge? Please, the true pleasure of a Crusader is being ab… I mean stand in front of danger as a shield.

>>10667081
AAaaah. So sudden. So raw. What a brute. A brute. Yes.
>Her breath become faster and her legs start to wobble as soon as she heard the man insult her.
I … I can stand you insulting me. I’ve a great Strength value … I can kill something … If I hit it and beside … my duty is as a shield. My ability to take punishment is unmatched.

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>>10667056
How bout the one where I....
>Eruka's tongue shoots out, grabbing Anon's wallet and putting it into her mouth.
SORRY NOT SORRY SEE YA LATER.
>Eruka fucking bolts.
>>10667023
Steak?
Get the fuck outta here..
You ain't got no filet mignon...
ButyesI'dlikethat.

>>10667124
The duel, as well as the bathhouse episode where she punches the MC through a wall. Yeah, it's not accidental, but those are two moments where she's actually hurt an ally, which is a lot, when you compare it to her fighting anything else.

>>10667131
Cool, so it's a date then?
Can't wait. I'll make sure you'll have a great time!

>>10667126
Wow, you spout all this stuff about being so big and tough, but look at you, you're already shaking just from a little insult! How pathetic can you get? Honestly, you'd be better off as a whore than a Crusader! At least then people could get some enjoyment out of your getting hit, not to mention those fat tits of yours! You really think anyone can take a dumb slut in shitty armor seriously? The only reason people haven't caught on to how useless you are is because they're even dumber than you, and that's saying something!

Don't like what I'm saying? Then come on, try and hit me, I dare you~ After all, we both know that, more likely than not, you're gonna somehow wind up on your hands and knees with your ass in the air like a dumb bitch who's just looking to get fucked and chucked, isn't that right?

>>10667131
Hey!!
>Anon runs after her, his long legs making equally long leaps with each step
MY CONDOMS ARE IN THERE!
>He manages to catch up to her enough to reach out to her, but only manages to snatch the hat off of her head

>>10667211
I should keep used condoms in my wallet in case of froggy pickpockets...

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Ummmm...hi! Excuse me, I'm really sorry to bother you all, but I heard that a really close friend of mine came through this way earlier. Do you know if she's still here?

>>10667276
Maybe...
Who's askin'?

>>10667276
Well aren't you a cute one. I'll help you look for them

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>>10667207
Tooo much … tooo sooooon … What I should do? My honor is being insulted. Ah … to think I was going to meet such a brute today. Oh, Eris-sama help me … I am being called a whore. A whore! I didn’t ask for this kind of play but such uncouth male calling me a whore is goooood. Gooood.
>Instead of being angry at the man insulting her, the self-proclaimed ‘Crusader’ was going into a really ridiculous rambling and her breathing was sounding more and more like that of someone getting really excited. And in addiction to that she was blushing, her face showing shades after shades of red.
No that can’t stand. I’m a proud warrior. Yes, prepare yourself ruffian! I will smite thee with my mighty blade and show you my worthiness. No matter how much you will insult me, no … I’m going to endure that. Yes, you can insult me as much as you like. Ogle my body and fantasize about my breasts in the most embarrassing way possible. Oh, to think that such rude thug would have lewd fantasies about my body …

>>10667276
You're still alive?

>>10667301
Peridot, please. /ntr/ is that way.

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>>10667301
Ah ... aaaah. Is this a kind of game? Calling me Peridot will excite you? Are you going to force me to cosplay as her? Such a degenerate!

>>10667301
You saying I'm the one with the fantasies? Look at you! You're the one fantasizing about being some kind of 'holy warrior', acting like you're all high and mighty when compared to the rest of us, or does that not count any more? Everyone knows you're just some rich fuck's daughter who wants to play at helping people, when the only good you've ever done has been getting the crap beat out of you, and even then, you're not even that good at protecting people! Honestly, calling you a whore might be too good, even for you, because at least whores do their fucking jobs, unlike you!

>The man stepped in closer, nearly a foot shorter than her, his head coming up to her breast plate or so. Reaching a hand up, he gave the metal a flick with his finger, secretly pleased with how little noise that caused.

Now, if you're so tough, why don't you prove it, huh? Strip. Right now. Prove to me you're actually strong enough to resist, or, well, I'll just have to add cowardly to the list of words I can use to describe you, and trust me, it's getting longer by the minute~

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>>10667328
>>10667055
Quit bothering the newfriend, anon.

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>>10667290
Oh, I'm just really worried about her, that's all.

>>10667295
>She begins fidgeting nervously at the compliment.
T-thanks...anyway, she's got short brown hair...and a tail. This kind of place isn't really for me, but it does seem like something she'd be into.
>>10667321
W-what?

>>10667383
I was just referencing the line my favorite character in BB says when fighting Noel, pay me no mind!

>>10667383
Short brown hair I think I saw someone like that somewhere let's go together shall we

>>10667418
good god man, use punctuation

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>>10667356
>When the man asked her to strip, the Crusader literally fell to her knees, her breathing was now a mess and she looked like she was on the verge of a climax. It was a disturbing sight to be fair, as hot as she was to react in such a way to being insulted was definitely not normal.
Strip. Whaaaat …. Are you a monster? Have you lost any decency? Are you asking me to strip? This will not do. This is going too far. Oh, Eris-sama what I should do, I’m a proud Knight …. I should not strip myself in front of this man, letting he see everything. Everything. A man will look at my naked body … his lewd gaze will rob me of my purityyyyyy.
>The moans she was uttering between every phrase really make one wonder if she has any ‘purity’ to be robbed off. Despite this her hands were flickering nervously with the bind holding her armor.
Help me Eris-sama, I’m forced …. Forceeeeed. I’ve come into this seedy place, brimming with degenerates and perverts and now I’m forced to strip for them all. A Knight like me doing such immoral act, but despite everything my spirit is not broken yet, not broken yet!
>Lost into her own fantasies she removed her adamantite chest plate and her battle gown, followed by her arms armor. Soon only a black dress that was clinging to her curves was her unique garment. And then slowly, biting her own lips to stifle the moans she undid every button, showing the man glimpse of her pale skin.

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>>10667415
(I feel so silly, sorry anon! I really should have caught that.)

>>10667418
So, you're saying you know where Makoto is? That's great!

>>10667472
don't worry about it! I really wasn't expecting anyone to catch it, it was just something i felt the urge to say.

>>10667472
Yea, but before we go on looking for this Makoto person, I want you to do something for me.

I need a cute anime girl I can fuck in the ass.

Preferably not a fatass or a furry.

>>10667471
That's a good little whore~ Now isn't that nice? A compliment! Good work, slut, you did something right for once, and I'll admit, I'm not too surprised~ It seems you really did know your place after all, and it was down on your knees in front of me, as well as whoever I decide to call over, huh~? After all, we both know you don't need the money, so I hope you don't mind us abusing you for the fun of it~

>He said, before his hands grabbed her head and brought it in close suddenly, squashing her face up against the throbbing bulge in his soft, thin pants. They were of rather cheap quality, nothing fancy like her outfit had been, a single piece of hers being worth, most likely, more than 90% of what he had on him! As he ground the bulge of his cock and sack against her face, he'd make sure to take enough time for her to really smell just how filthy and unwashed he was down there! If someone had said that he blew all his loads into his pants and never washed, it wouldn't be too unbelievable, the shorter man simply reeked of sex!

Now, beg for my cock~ Come on, slut, you can tell yourself all the fantasies you like of how I 'overpowered you', and how I 'tricked you' into doing something so impure, but know this, if you refuse, I'll get you dressed up in a nuns habit! Now, get to begging, and maybe I'll even cum inside your womb and get you pregnant~

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>>10667498
[Oh no, something tells me they haven't actually seen her...but this is my only chance to find her!]
Do something for you? Well, I know how to cook! Okay, I guess I don't really, but I'm learning!

>>10667553
Well now, will you please, kiss me?

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>>10667584
That's it? Well, I guess it's okay...
>She closes her eyes, takes a deep breath and gives a quick peck on the cheek. She's immediately blushing bright red afterwards.

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So I went to my first melee tournament today, played Peach because I'm shit and I love crouch cancelling downsmashes. As I quickly learned, you cannot CC Falco/fox's dair

First set I got raped by a falco main, and a fox kicked me out of losers. Was fun though, 4/5 would recommend.

>>10667624
Is this Paul?
kekky filename.

>>10667624
>Filename
It's 6am Paul go to bed

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>>10667624
>People still think Melee is the best smash unironically
It's fucking outdated as fuck, and dominated by FOx and Falco.

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>>10667539
Aaaah I’m close. I’m close to a man unwashed cock. What I should do? This play is going too far. But this is good. Being forced to smell this disgusting thing is good. You are not a man, you are a demon! You are nothing but the scum of Earth. Oh, to force a woman like myself down on my knee, naked and to force me to smell this thing.
>Her face was now contorted in what looked like a grin; she was getting weirder and weirder. Now, her naked body was really sexy, she had plentiful and beautiful breasts and the well-toned muscles on her body were pushing more up than it was normal, and despite the overall solidity of her built she was still feminine to be erotic. But her face was clearly the face of a madwoman, drooling was coming from her mouth and her eyes were dilated, like someone under drugs. What’s wrong with her head?
What I should do? Both options are good. To be forced into a nun dress or to suck this demon’s cock? Oh, how unfair ….
>Despite her ‘doubts’, she was already pulling the man’s pants, sliding them down so that his erected cock was out, up and ready for whatever service she could provide to him.
>She moaned taking a deep breath before moving her face near the base of the shaft.
I’m forced. Forced by a demon masquerading as a man to kiss is cock … What I should do Kazuma? This is a surprising hot situatioooooon.
>She blabbered a last time before kissing the man just where the cock joined with the balls.

>>10667616
Thank you, but I was hoping for a little more than that. Also, I never got your name.

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Have you guys got a minecraft server?

>>10667689
No.

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>>10667670
More? What do you mean? Aren't we supposed to be looking for my friend?
>She rubs her hands behind her back nervously.
If it helps, my name is Noel. I'm not supposed to be here right now, but I got really worried.

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>>10667629
>>10667633
Yes

>>10667651
Balanced? no
Fun/challenging? yes

t b h every top character is janky as fuck, fox/falco are just good, peach has downsmash, icies can wobble, etc

>>10667689
>not playing a LAN minecraft server with your friends
LMAOing at your life, dude

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>>10667692
You guys aren't cool... I just wanted to play some minecraft...

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>>10667712
>I found Sm4sh to be the best, in my opinion.
>Then again, you hate almost everything I like.
>>10667716
>BROWN BRICKS

>>10667655
>He immediately responded by grasping that long, fat cock, and slapping her across the face with it, a good, hard hit which, given her quite-durable body, shouldn't have really hurt, but the shame she should feel, a holy warrior being slapped across the face with a 'demon's' cock? Now that was humiliating!

God, you just don't shut up, do you? You'd probably choke yourself to death on my cock if I told you to, but you're still blabbing on and on about how you 'must resist' and what a great person you are. Actually...that gives me an idea~ I can't very well let myself catch a cold, now can I, and these clothes aren't exactly the best suited for the weather! You, on the other hand, with these fat tits-

>As he spoke, he groped her chest, squashing her tits up against her body before drawing his hands back, fingers pinching her nipples, tugging on them, hoisting those heavy mounds up.

and ass and noisy mouth, well, you must be wonderfully warm, huh? A good-for-nothing-but-fucking creature like you should get used to being used to keep your betters, warm and happy~

>He said, almost cooing as he took his hands off her tits, and stood back up. Then, placing his hands on her head once more, grateful that her mouth was open thanks to all her babbling, he drove his hips forwards, cramming that heavy cock into her mouth, slamming himself in up to his groin, wrapping her lips around the base of his cock while his fat, unwashed sack slapped up against her chin. Thanks to her being down on the ground, when he drove his hips forwards, he also pushed his knees forwards too, driving one into each tit, squashing her ample bust up against her body!

Ooh, nice and warm, another point for you, 'Cock Sock'~!

>>10667689
>>10667716
Don't you have a disembodied head to fuck?

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>>10667710
From the thumbnail, I thought she was wearing CHARLOTTE's outfit.

>>10667712
remember that time a retarded sociopath was a better you than you ever were?

>>10667689
No but we have a Tony Hawk Pro Skater server.

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>>10667730
1. Who the fuck are you
2. Sm4sh is actually pretty good, the game is more defensive and much more emphasized on the neutral instead of melee's fast paced stocks, but 4 was the first smash game I played competitively and ROB will always be my boy.
I like both, I just play melee more because a wiiU is expensive

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>>10667760

>2017
>Not having a minecraft server

>>10667710
Well you know, a kiss on the lips, Noel. Don't tell me that you've never been kissed on the lips before.

>Not having a Roblox server

>Playing games for literally autistic children

you got games on your phone?

>>10667819
Yeah, Fate/GO and Hearthstone.

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>>10667763
Oh I get it, the ONLY thing you like is Overwatch, and all those things that you like that I also like simply ceased to exist

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>>10667828
>You also hate Jojo.
>And DMG.

>>10667833
stop replying to paul

Man.
I ERP with some guy we do cutesy romance ERP too.
He spills his guts like a week later when he's drunk, lampshading how he's depressed and drinking to cope, and he's glad I don't mind him bitching about it.
Fuck me.