HG / HUNGER GAMES THREAD
PAYDAY GAMES IV
Now that I've reworked the code, it should be so much better. Grab your masks and guns, and give me 36 people ready for heisting!
>>10662351
Centorea
Elias Ainsworth
A FUCKING CAT
>>10662351
Puru Eight
Ocelot the Waifu robber
>>10662351
Natsuki Subaru
>>10662351
Gascoigne
Araragi Karen
>>10662351
Machi Amayadori
Jesse McCree
>>10662351
Shy Gal
El Generico The Heister
>>10662351
This Hot Potato
>>10662351
Johnny
craig
Troublemaker
Star Butterfly
Kosaku Kawajiri
Emi
Chaos Actual
A FUCKING FISH
>>10662351
Mixmaster
>>10662401
cassidy
>>10662351
I
>>10662351
Ryoma Hoshi
>>10662351
Gabriel
>>10662261
I didn't defeat anyone... But at least I can take solace in the fact I didn't give in to hell's violence.
And it is worth a thousand victories
>>10662245
>>10662371
>Her equine hears flop down, did she say something wrong? Oh god she hopes she didn't...
I see... This is a place you could call home...
(Don't get gloomy Cerea, 'tis not the place nor the time)
Ahem. Well I am certain there is something for me and you as well...
Would you like some tea? It could ease what seems to be troubling your heart
Kirino
Big Frost
>>10662351
Syrma
Kaine
Soundwave
>>10662435
Male?
Mahiro Fuwa
Chizuru Kashiwagi
Phil Elverum
>>10662459
does that look male to you...?
Dubs Guy
Inkling
>>10662459
How rude
>>10662478
>Gets dubs
Whens secret ava weekend?
>>10662351
Land of the Free
>>10662501
tomorrow
>>10662499
I hate you
G11
>>10662499
How do you keep doing this
>>10662459
Trap
>Does the "whoop whoop" juggalo sound to wake everyone up.
5 minutes for any swaps or corrections!
>>10662521
Bullshit.
>>10662527
>>10662474
Do Ash Crimson or Astolfo look male to you???
>>10662539
>>10662480
Swap please
>>10662433
>She's silent for a moment, closing her eyes and taking a few slow breaths in.
It's not that much worse than what I was made for. Until I have a reason or order to otherwise...I'm staying right here.
...Tea? Why tea? I'm...fine. I think.
>>10662501
>First weekend of August.
>>10662539
Ready to sortie.
>>10662552
yesterday
>>10662539
Ummm...r-ready. This sounds really dangerous, b-but...
>>10662539
Get on with it.
>>10662539
I am ready to partake hos-
>As she's about to unsheashes her blade she notices most of the others tributes have guns
Ranged weaponry... I see... It might be safe to use a bow for that one...
No way I'll wear those awful masks though?
>>10662539
Alright, fellas. Let's make some money!
>>10662562
no
>>10662571
So next weekend?
>>10662351
Lana's mother
>>10662539
Good luck to all!
>>10662607
That's my spot, if I want to swap you in, I'll do it.
>>10662609
10 DAYS
FUCK I HAVEN'T FINISHED MY FOLDER
>>10662613
>>10662539
Swap
>>10662625
I haven't started bro
>>10662604
Yo Johnny you got this pic?
>>10662622
Yes, it's your spot. Keep it.
>>10662539
>Team 9
>Team 10
I have never seen such a non-criminal group of criminals in my life. The entire row is green as fuck.
>>10662560
No?
>>10662640
I do now! Thanks!
>>10662651
Well they are and the subject in question is also male
>>10662643
Listen here you little shit, you're going to take that spot whether you like it or not.
>>10662634
>>10662635
>>10662639
Sincerest of apologies, thank you for offering me a chance.
>>10662649
I think Ryoma worked for the mob whacking people actually
>>10662649
U fucking what
>>10662667
You're not my parents, you can't tell me what to do!
>Post tribute really late
>People swarm to swap out for you.
Wew, I love when that happens.
>>10662674
No he killed a yakuza group in honor of his family
>>10662625
I just make them last minute.
>>10662676
Who the heck is playing my role?
What do you think Johnny Bravo from the show is doing these days?
What if he's dead?
>>10662571
Why? Because a good tea is perfect to soothe one's worry away, but fine...
>Saying this, she takes out a cup filled with green steaming tea and sips it slowly.
(Made? Order? What does she mean... Is she a knight. That outif is certainly the military type)
What were you doing before coming here, if I'm not too indiscrete.
>>10662694
>someone didn't get in
>people give them the opportunity to play
Huh
>>10662622
Ehhhh, the way I do it is if Tribute A swaps in Tribute B and Tribute B declines, it's retained for Tribute A. So, you in buddy.
>>10662634
Accepted! Let's gooooo!
>>10662667
>off by one
Get fucked
>>10662727
>>10662727
Wanna know what's in them? DUBS, a lot of them.
>>10662729
I always decide when I want to roll dubs or not, just check this one out
>>10662727
Don't ya think we'd be better off swapping spots? You seem more adept for Ice Hockey.
>>10662716
I have no idea how to answer this question or how it came to be.
>>10662727
Suz, why did you break my windo-
>fucking dies
>>10662727
>The centauress makes sure to breaks all the windows. The reflecting sun of the shattered glasses fills the abandoned house with a strange sense of sacred.
If that battle must be fought with arrows, it's safe to get those out of the way, lest we get it by the shards when they break.
>>10662698
close enough he's still a murderer
>>10662727
>Shy fumbles around with the explosive, nearly dropping it twice while twisting and turning it around, trying to figure out what the hell it does.
Well, ummm...w-what happens if I press this...?
>event.txt
>>10662727
Weaponry and explosives. Now that I'm looking at them it seems a lot more mundane than expected or just that I'm underwhelmed. Like the contents of the boxes would have been more interesting if I had just kept the boxes shut.
>>10662779
I'm aware of what I've done. Reminding me serves no purpose other than to make me feel awful.
Lana's mother is hard-fucking-core.
A skeleton in samurai armor was a Scooby-Doo villain at some point, I think.
What a pretty robot!
Oh, fuck, a broken event I thought I fixed. God dammit.
>when you live in Florida and go outside
>>10662649
C-Criminals? Oh geez, I didn't wanted to be a criminal...
>>10662727
Oh well, criminals aren't that bad anyways. if you don't mind, i'm gonna draw some flowers!
>>10662811
Preventing people from rolling dubs anytime they want is serious business
>>10662823
>>10662823
Enjoy your cancerous Ebola AIDS
>>10662727
Puru Eight, Qubeley. Engaging.
>>10662717
I wouldn't know. The only thing I ever drank was plain water. Never understood the alternatives.
>She slowly takes a seat on the ground, resting her hands on her knees.
...I fought. That was everything, from the moment I was...born.
>>10662811
Good luck with that. Have fun.
>>10662823
>You poor bastard
>>10662811
When do you think you'll be up there?
>>10662811
That person wasn't hungry... Taking an animal life for one's pleasure...
>The sadness leaves her a soon as it came, there is no need to dwell on human nature now..
Let us move on.
Just like Subaru to do that.
Puru is becoming adept at being a watchful eye.
What could you possibly have to say to a fish?
Another broken event, hah hah...kill me.
>>10662876
>>10662811
Sorry?! Is this some kind of distasteful joke?
>>10662898
Damn, that sucks really bad.
>>10662911
Hey you did it.
>>10662911
>finally got dubs
Good job.
>>10662898
Thank you, mysterious hero! If it weren't for you I would have surely perished!
>Johnny thanks him or her by shaking his or her hand and walks away, leaving his or her hand black because of the coal.
>>10662920
>>10662921
You just jinxed the machine you single digit fucker
>>10662933
HOLY
>>10662898
In any case, you all should be happy we got out alive. With the money, we stole you'll be able to take showers with golden water.
>>10662900
As much as I'd love to hang around and talk about distasteful things, it was a legitimate question. Rare game hunters would go crazy if they saw something as weird as you.
>>10662933
nice
I would have thought she'd have nerves of steel, but she may not be all that she's cracked up to be.
Two sets of people work a concert's special effects, but only one pair does it without death.
Puru should have been watching herself instead.
I reiterate: Lana's mother is hard-fucking-core.
>>10662911
>>10662933
What in tarnation
>>10662933
>>10662933
>again
>>10662351
...
>"That's me... That's a picture of me up there. It's on display for everyone to see."
>Flake begins sweating nervously, very self-conscious about her image being used to announce the ongoing game. It's a good thing she's just watching from the sidelines where nobody might take notice.
>>10662853
(A warrior! Yes that's what she is! But her heart is cold and wounded. It doesn't have that burning i've seen with others...)
(There is more to life than this)
Hmm
>She sits as well, and bring a steamy cup of tea under Puru eight's nose.
Please, You would be so kind to accept this; iT will feel good, I assure you.
>>10662898
I don't know what I would have done without you.
Thank you kindly (player2). Let us join forces for the rest of this game.
>>10662964
Duff Beer? Throw that shit away and get some of my Dubs Beer
>>10662974
>notices
HEY EVERYONE ITS THAT GIRL FROM THE IMAGE
>>10662984
Ruined
>>10662964
Wouldn't it be safer to do this from the inside of the train? We're left wide open up here. I don't think you guys have to skillset to keep yourselves above the water here.
>>10662999
You were saying?
>>10662994
>>10662974
Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?
>>10662898
is everyone okay? Because i'm not!
>>10662964
Huh? What's this creature? Hmmm... I don't think I ever saw one before so... i'm gonna leave you here, ok?
>Syrma slowly goes away from the creature
>>10662964
Huh, well ain't that mighty convenient. Thanks for the save, Bus Driver!
>Johnny gives the driver thumbs up as Chaos Actual drags him out of the area.
>Johnny will never realize the driver was actually dead.
>>10662999
You don't know the power of Dubs Guy. Once I enter a thread, the thread is automatically blessed with the Holy Dubs
Check THESE dubs!
Frankly, it might have been an accident. Horses shouldn't operate shotguns.
"It's high noon" repeatedly infinitely.
Just..Just pretend it's Optimus Prime, alright?
>>10662974
HEY FLAKE WHAT'S UP?!
>>10662966
>Stole your dubs
>>10662984
>>10662944
I... I guess many humans might find me weird but I assure I am but a simple centaur...
>She sighs
Pardon my outburst, I misjudged your intentions... I won't let some freak do men or you, any harm though.
>>10663032
>one off
>>10663031
That's the last time you try to steal my dubs, you one ball nigger eater.
>>10663032
You're next on my list
>>10663031
S-Sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to do that!
>She throws the gun away and runs, still shocked about what just happened. A gun isn't something to be taken lightly
>>10662994
>>10663021
>>10663031
>It seems like standing around in the shadows in complete silence other than an internal monologue was a terrible idea after all! Flake makes a break for the exit of the thread as she is even more unprepared for conversation than usual!
>>10663031
I'm not one for planning every detail out, but this is insulting to my intelligence.
>>10663036
That's the thing I'm talking about. There's no such thing as a simple centaur. You're the thing from fantasy books, you know. People have been searching for you for some time now.
I guess I'll accept your apology, even if there's nothing to apologize about. I can understand why you would be on edge.
Not much to say here, except you guys should stop making meth.
>>10663074
>Locks the exit
Bitch hold on
>>10663047
>One off twice in a row
S O I L E D
I T
>>10663093
Fuck, they had trips with them....
>>10663115
>4 is one less than 7
>>10663093
Wait a minute? I'm the President!? Heck yeah! I don't remember even running for it!
I just come here to watch as this community dies more and more every day
>>10663074
Yeah, I guess I don't know you. I don't think you have to react like this though. It was a mistake.
>>10663093
>Ryoma blows up with all his criminal buddies, which his limbs flying in different directions
>>10663150
This desu
>>10663136
Oh fuck you're right
What the hell was I thinking there?
>>10663074
Poor girl... Being shy is a real problem
>>10663150
is it enjoyable? Because I know you could do something you can participate in
I told you to stop making meth, but did you listen? Nooooo.
You know what to do, Suz.
The robots are both weaker than anticipated. How surprising. They just don't make 'em like they used to.
>>10663150
Take the (You).
KILL
YOURSELF
VERT
>>10663185
You were talking to a fish.
>>10663150
You must be even more bored than me, at least I shitpost.
>>10663185
Sorry, bud. Humans only from now on, okay?
>>10663031
>>10663185
W-Wait, I died? Didn't know that could kill ultimates gods...
>>10663092
I understand... And yes If those fantasy books and RPGs taught me anything, it's that humans love centaurs, from the legend of Achilles and Chiron to Shining force! I don't think I should worr-
>But no! Remember you idiot, yells the narrator, everyone has been calling you a fucking horse since you've been there
worry...
>As she looks down, she notices the diminutive stature of Hoshi.
...Are you a dwarf?
CAN YOU KEEP? BABY BOY
>>10663093
>>10663228
Think you mislinked
Wow, I am really bad at fixing events, although to be fair, the previous two didn't appear once during my two test runs. I guess I need three from now on.
>>10663217
Please don't judge me.
>>10663185
(Why is he staring at me like that....Is he looking for a fight...)
...
(I wish I had some carrots to eat...)
>>10663240
wat
>>10663257
>judges you in spanish
>>10663252
Ooooh, I did huh? Thanks for pointing it out!
>>10662983
...What's with your look?
>She leans a bit away from the cup, looking at it for a moment before taking it.
Fine...there's no need to shove it in my face.
>>10663257
Oh? You have returned (player2)... I think... I finally found a way to make this machine work...
>She simply pushed all the buttons at once and yelled
Are those... Carrots? O-Oh thank you. I was quite... quite hungry...
I-If you excuse me
>She snatches the bag and hide in a corner to stuff her mouth full
>>10663231
I don't think I can believe you when you say it like--
...
What makes you think I'm a dwarf? Sure I'm smaller than normal, but I'm not dwarf-like at all. I don't think I'd have been so well loved if I looked like one of those things.
What does Emi think about, even? I expect her mind to just be an endless echo of super eurobeat.
>>10663273
Ragi, is that you?
>>10663257
You have got to be freaking kidding me. Honestly this is completely unprofessional and unacceptable.
There were slot machines here the entire time and you guys didn't tell me!? Sickening.
>>10663311
No this is Patrick
>>10663287
Sorry for the inconvenience, I just thought... You might have wanted to try something else besides water... A fulfilling life is made of verious experiences
>She steps back and look in anticipation.
H-How is it? I made it myself.
>>10663311
Hey, Jimmy! I was wondering when you would sho-
...
Yeah, I'm just gonna get out of here and run. Hope you don't mind that too much.
Personally, I think it was a Russian operative that did it. Damned Reds.
>>10663356
Oh shit man, I haven't seen you since the end-of-year middle school party. How's life?
Night. Thanks for hosting.
>>10663364
Cute
>>10663375
>doesn't know how to continue the conversation
>walks backwards and disappears
I don't blame Craig whatsoever for failing to lift up that beast.
>>10663376
Thanks for playing!
>>10663415
FAGGOT!
>But the host's words were just an endless echo in the receding darkness, a call into the void, a whisper in the microcosm of existence.
>>10663375
Uh-huh. Yep. Okay got it, talk to ya later.
>Johnny hangs up the phone and turns to Craig
Hey, Bonehead, I just got instructions from HQ. They want us to-
>He sees Craig grabbing the weapons one by one and smashing them against a wall
We...were supposed to take those back, Craig.
>>10663311
>She tries her best to stay calm despite the specist comments with the occasional "horse pussy" thrown around.
>After a while, she simply lose patience and uneashes her sword
Would you shut up and tell me where my friend, (player2), has been taken hostage!!
>>10663385
... Thank... Thank you anonymous
my nyas?
>>10663431
https://www.google.com/search?q=samurai+jack+johnny+bravo&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiw2oq_jKbVAhVCcT4KHV_vAqsQ_AUIBygB&biw=1024&bih=671
F E A S T B O Y S
Oh, man, I haven't been able to do that in a while. Anyways, like half of you die. We've certainly got an eclectic final five, though.
>>10663364
It's not like you actually upset me. Not much does. And maybe you're right. Maybe you're not.
>She closes her eyes, taking a slow drink from it.
...I...don't have experience to base it on. It's interesting, at least.
>>10663457
>eclectic
I'm not sure that's how that word should be used but I'm probably retarded
>>10663441
I plea the fifth.
>>10663457
Oh hi, momma. Didn't see you up here! Wait is that an eyepatch? I like pirates too!
>Johnny "arghs" at her, to he hreat annoyance.
>>10663310
>Great job Cerea! You fucked it up again.
O-Oh. P-Please pardon my words, I didn't have any ill intentions. You stand yourself perfectly! Although I do not think it is just to say that. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and besides... Some dwarfs can be cute.
Okay, just fucking kill me.
>>10663489
Look, it's late, and I worked a full shift today. I'm gonna slip up.
>MS paint is going to fucking die
NOOOOOO
>>10663507
Just passing by to jinx Big Frost
>>10663493
I-I was just giving you that link so if you needed any crossover images at any point you would have those
>>10663519
UNLEASH THE MEMES
*blocks your path*
HEY FOGMAN MAY I GRIP A CIG
>>10663519
ABSOLUTELY DARK SOULS-IAN!
>>10663519
Hey, man, spoilers! I wasn't on that Act yet!
>>10663426
(A skeleton! Why is he helped me? Those are always the spawns of the devil in RPGs... But maybe that one is actually good?)
>She grabs Craig's hand
Thank you mister Skeleton, I shall repair you once we
>He lets her fall, and she's curshed under a train of 300horse power, so much for being genre savyy
>>10663499
You're making yourself look foolish right now. I'm a convicted murderer. Nothing about that screams cute.
Besides that, you understand this place isn't actually a fantasy world, right? Sometimes people are just short, like in my case. I can't explain how you ended up the way you are now, but I'm sure science has a helping hand in it.
>>10663519
>They're keeping it around to download, so it won't be completely dead
I don't like the looks of that meeting. It's pure evil.
It all ends next slide, though! Place your bets!
>>10663579
>bad
That should be bag.
Also jinxing gas coin
>>10663579
Oh, uh, hi. Both of you look like very serious people...having a very serious meeting, so...I'm just gonna go, bye!
>Johnny smashes the door shut and runs away in terror
I think, deep down inside, we all saw that coming.
>>10663589
Wow, I completely missed that. Thanks!
>>10663476
>She doesn't really know how to react, Puru height girl looks so cold, but in her coldness she also has the radiance of a silver blade.
>The centauress smiles
Interesting... Yes. Can you feel that smooth yet burning sensations. It is a tea well-known for being drank by the mightiest knights.
...
What is your name?
>>10663616
>when you made the right prediction but didn't say it
Fug
>>10663589
>>10663616
>>10663616
i get to do it this time
lol
>>10663616
>In desperation, Johnny attempts to spit out the grenade.
>Unfortunately, it only lands a foot away.
Welp. I guess this is the en-
>KABOOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnoXJy9mjmE
CONGRATULATIONS TOOOOOOO...LANA'S MOTHER!
Your wincard will be out ASAP!
But first, the Results, followed by the Summary.
>>10663654
Lana's mom has got it goin on
>>10663666
Another second place. Dang it, gotta start closing out these games.
Anyways, thanks to the winner.
And thanks for hosting.
>captcha BOOKS taxi
>>10663666
Congratulations best mom
Thank 4 gem tyler
>>10663666
Well, at least I'm not dead last.
>>10663654
Congratulations. You're lucky you found your way in.
>>10663666
Thank you for hosting, Satan.
>>10663589
>N-nice
>>10663647
>hey atleast I won once today
>>10663666
>Thanks for hosting
>>10663654
Ummm...c-congratulations to the mother.
>>10663666
T-Thank you! ...Eeeep! W-Was that too loud?
Post your favorite winscreens
>tfw still havent gripped a cig yet
HEY FOGMAN MAY I GRIP A CIG?!
Eric game is happening soon.
Get ready for a lackluster game.
>>10663707
>>10663707
>>10663616
>>10663654
>>10663666
Looks like luck was on my side all along. Thank you very much for the opportunity.
>>10662634
And thank you once more for giving me a chance.
>>10663683
>>10663688
>>10663695
>>10663704
Thank you very much for your kind words. If there were only more I could do.
yeah well so did i on the game right after you won
>>10663654
Sucks to place so low but you can't win them all. Thanks for the chance to play host.
>>10663572
A murderer?!
>He hand instinctively gets close to her sword, still in it's sheath.
(A murderer... Nonsense! He is but a kid! It must be another jest...)
>She calms down.
You shouldn't be spreading lies about yourself like this. Why would you want such a reputation? Besides you are merely calling "fantasy" what you do not understand. My mother was a centaur and her mother before her too. This isn't some science fiction book.
>>10663666
>tfw swap someone in and they win
>tfw already won this game (with the character I entered) so it doesnt matter
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>10663728
>but who won first hm
>>10663724
Congratulations Lady. You bested us all.
>>10663666
Thank you kindly for the game
>>10663707
I got a question for you guys.
Would you want to see an HG Tomodachi Life
>>10663707
darn you
: s
>>10663683
>>10663688
>>10663695
>>10663697
>>10663704
>>10663724
>>10663730
>>10663749
Thank you all for playing!
>>10663707
Either this or my Rigginsmania one.
>>10663744
I thought it was getting late red
Go2bedfaglord
>>10663749
I gotta ask, at what point does it become horse and it stops becoming human?
Is it like a gradient? Or...like two separate pieces glued together?
>>10663744
You too, Red. Thanks for (almost) playing.
>>10663771
>when you have 2 rigginsmania wins
>>10663744
Once more I apologize for this inconvenience and thank you for your sacrifice.
>>10663749
It was only luck in the end, thank you dear.
>>10663731
I never wanted such a thing to happen, but I had nothing left but revenge on your mind. Once every emotional obstacle is out of your way, then you have nothing to lose.
>Ryoma takes the "cig" out of his mouth and holds it in his tiny hands before putting it back in and chewing on it
I think it's still called fantasy. Creatures like you don't exist in my world, which is a place called earth. We have horses and we have blonde girl, but they never once mix. I'm sure that's actually illegal to mate with a horse.
>>10663764
>I got a question for you guys.
>Would you want to see an HG Tomodachi Life
(Y-E-S)
>>10663805
>Tfw never got one of these
>>10663791
>Thanks for (almost) playing.
>(ALMOST)
Almost