RWBY/RT Trash General #507: REV Edition
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1080P Episode Archive: https://mega.nz/#F!S1E3wTRQ!4RH3D97O1-ZiW_lMAu7xog
RWBY Chibi episode 11 link:
http://wpc.1765a.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/83a0a64e-46ca-47e1-a74d-0d55e5fe3b21/index.m3u8
RWBY now in Blazeblue:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2Qw-ztFrK4
Volume 5 Weiss Character Short:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZAS_rzgCE0
Neo is sexy. SEXY!
these threads are gay
I miss Neo Poster
>>10661604
What is this meant to be depicting, what is Garret Strider doing?
>>10661516
Once a thread, every thread
>>10661633
Lets get her back this volume, boys.
>>10661521
Only most of us
Male Neo is sexy too!
>>10661633
I wanna fuck that ice cream!
What was Kara's favorite desert again? Blueberry something?
>>10661699
>You will never feed Weiss blueberry something while she relaxes
best pairing
>>10661778
I want to tie them together in the missionary position and fuck Cardin's ass until he cums inside her!
Found this gem on /d/
>>10661999
haram
>>10661999
That's an old one, also check em.
>>10661815
You gay bro?
>>10661815
I had to read that a few times to get it
Use some protection though, I heard AIDS in the gay are a lot stronger than normal aids because they've been hardened to usual AIDS medications
>>10661457
What the actual fuck is this OP even?
>>10662549
OP thought they were funny, when they aren't funny at all.
>>10662549
>>10662734
>>10661457
Isn't that from that one Facebook guy who made a poorly photoshopped flame of him "bombing" LAX? It was cute and funny
RWBYg I've been thinking about Nazis and shit more specifically the SS. I've realized that the Nazis were shit at naming things
>>10662826
I think Germans in general should never name things
blake's looking pretty thin here
>>10662945
>>10662874
Yes but the English name for the SS is retarded. No one ever shouted "FEAR US, FOR WE ARE THE PROTECTION SQUADRON" In my opinion the should have stuck with Shock Troop-Hitler
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sto%C3%9Ftrupp-Hitler
Personally I think they should have changed the name to "Shock Troop-Adolf Hitler" as in my opinion it rolls of the tongue better and opens the possibility of there being a "Shock Troop-Heinrech Himmler" etc
I want to be a bad influence on Ruby and smoke crack with her!
Is there anything new about the light novel released in Japan?
>>10661778
If Jaune dies Cardin will probably have something to do with it because the Cardin of Winchester sentenced Joan of Arc to death
Anyone have the webm of the god awful animation of when Sun gets off the boat that ends with Rwby running after him? I need it to show to a friend.
>>10664881
>Opens banana
>Banana peels defy gravity
That was a good one, but I don't have that webm on me rn
>>10664881
Start a thread about the new blaze blue thread on /v/ and some one will surely post it
>>10664956
Might as well
>>10664956
*blaze blue game
>>10664967
blazblue, you uncultured swine
What if Ruby really liked the new Interrogater- Chaplain class for Space-Hulk: Deathwing?
>>10665387
Lick her feet
>>10661457
>>10661457
This OP isn't RWBY or RT related. What the fuck were you thinking?
Give Zedong you digits, and good fortune shall befall you! The bigger the get you donate, the more fortunate you'll be.
>>10666697
What the fuck was your mom thinking when se decided not to abort you?
>>10666764
How much for her to suck my dick?
She doesn't have to like it, the disgust and disdain for dicks in general only makes it hotter
Guys I've got southern nigger hate music stuck in my head fucking help
HUNTRESS BUSH
>>10666697
Because OP is a faggot.
>>10666799
fucking help me please for the love of fuck, god, the devil and all six of the chaos gods please fuck
>>10666799
> blog status: updated
>>10666873
Fuck you nigger you don't understand how it feels to have "I'M AN ALABAMA NIGGER AND I WANNA BE FREE, HELL WITH THE N DOUBLE ACP" stuck in your head for fucking days
anyone else camp camp m8u3
>>10666970
yeah i camp camp m3u8:
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/3f8726d3-afa9-4ee7-b7f0-54c607e574f2/index.m3u8
Also, this link may be useful to you:
https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/m3u8
>>10662945
>>10667226
>>10662945
Do those legs go all the way up bby
>>10667244
Actually no, there's an indistinct void around the skirt area.
>>10667249
>>10667244
People on remanent reproduce by rubbing voids together
>>10667269
>>10667249
>>10667288
I want to facefuck Weiss luma
>>10667316
But it doesn't have a mouth?
>>10667375
Honestly, now, has realism ever stopped us?
Is this legal?
>>10667384
Probably. Don't know any good examples to prove ot though.
>>10667393
Using a pic of Weiss from a bad Shonomi piece is always illegal
Weiss is a classy lady!
>>10667413
Is this one better?
>>10667435
Oh yeah, totally.
>>10667440
Better
>>10667526
Is it any surprise?
>>10667533
Why is shonomi just so bad
>>10667375
I'm not bound by your laws
>>10667549
Because he traces all of his art and when he can't trace he doesn't actually know how to draw.
>>10667934
>Not Jaune 76
>>10667934
>Pyrrha as Pharah
Mercy Pyrrha is much better imho
>>10667992
Is she a beta orbiter as well?
Weiss is a cutie patootie with a nice booty!
>>10668087
>>10668341
I wanna touch that booty
>>10668087
Shoulders are where it's at.
>>10667413
>bad Shonomi piece
That's redundant
I have not posted this image in a long time, so I shall do it now.
>>10666697
>>10662549
>>10662734
>>10666697
>>10666816
>>10668819
>he doesn't main /o/
>>10661621
It vaguely reminds me of the gun kata from Equilibrium.
I had this dream where I was trying to find Winter lewds and it was in this house that was detailed like the Schnee Mansion and there were a lot of cryptic clues and hidden doors just to find Winter's lewds. There were a lot of silhouettes of Winter and it was pretty hot desu, sometimes her hair was in a bun or let down.
There was a Pyrrha cereal box with numbers like 19378137 on the back and a secret flip open part on the back like in those kids books that have the pop-out slides. I never did find those lewds though.
>>10670362
Take this comrade.
>>10670563
>>10670592
mayyyyyyy is the memefu
>>10671120
>>10670563
>>10670592
>>10670600
Best ship
>>10669485
Mrs Schnee is always drinking isn't she
>>10671433
Qrow x Willow is better ship.
Request for >>>/aco/1586322
>>10671537
kek, I hope TwoBey does a Weiss or Winter X Summon
>>10671520
Correct!
What if the hunters killed Salem, so they thought they'd beaten the Grimm, and then they prepared a huge assault to exterminate all of the Grimm, but then suddenly geists possessed most of the hunters, and Ruby said "who are you?!" and a possessed hunter replied "we are your beloved Grimm!", and Ruby realized that killing Salem hadn't really solved the Grimm problem, and the assault failed and most of Remnant's hunters were killed?
What if?
>>10671658
What if you didn't type out run on sentences?
>>10671683
It's just the format of what ifs, unfortunately. They don't scale well to more lengthily scenarios.
>>10671120
What if May is a trap ?
>>10672203
I'd want to fuck them more than I already do.
>>10671658
Grimm!Jaune vs Ruby
>>10672222
quads confirm
>>10672222
Quads of truth
>>10672244
>"Pauldron" on the shield arm when only wearing one
fucking why and fuck those Vambrace's are faggotrocious fantasy shit. The only thing worthwhile about this post is those double dubs
>>10672291
He literally guilded his armor which is like engraving
But I guess it's fantasy rules, cooler/sexier it looks, the more powerful it is
>>10672382
SWIMSUIT FIGHT WHEN
W
H
E
N
>>10672382
I just fucking noticed something. He's not wearing armor he's wearing ceramic plates
>>10672436
When Jaune, Sun and Neptune die so we can enjoy it with no interruptions.
>>10672436
>Weiss gets in a fight with Winter
>"Don't lose your top in the water now!"
>>10672497
Who lost their top?
>>10672203
Gay sex
>>10672497
>>10672436
Scans of the beach doujin when?
>>10672615
If, god forbid, nobody gets to it before October, I will be buying it and scanning it when I go to Japan visit family.
Also maybe by then Japan will have put out some more porn, which I will also buy and scan.
>>10672291
>Upper arm completely exposed
>Belly exposed
>Legs exposed
>Armor under the shield though so at least he's got that
>>10672222
>>10672244
>>10672615
>>10672708
It's not a doujin, it's a light novel.
>>10672951
I don't think you truly understand how many hopes and dreams that post crushes
>>10672951
So, porn or no porn?
>>10673225
More like ecchi stuff but no full nudity.
>>10673230
Eh, I can fap to that
>>10673230
What if your waifu caught you staring at her, smiled back and invited you to sit next to her?
>>10673682
>>10673682
lick her feet
*Blocks your path*
What if Ruby got bitten by a werenigger and she herself became a werenigger?
>>10674821
lick her feet
FUCK I can't fap beacause I have some sort of skin diseases on penis and it hurts
>>10674925
Fap around the rash.
>>10674925
Time to learn some self restraint
>>10674925
Tickle your prostate instead
>>10674925
Time to learn the pleaser of prostate orgasam
>>10674925
also there's blood when I'm wiping my ass
I'm probably going to meet Monty
Do you want me to ask some questions ?
>>10675059
Need more team MILF
>>10675086
>>10674925
Stop masturbating
Oh boy, I do sure look forward to Raven playing an important role in Vol 5!
[spoiler]I don't[/spoiler]
>>10675104
More Kai specifically
>>10675207
God Pyrrha was a beta orbiter.
>>10675059
Assuming you aren't both shoving your dick into exciting new orifices and taking exciting new penises up the ass, in which case you likely have an STD, it could be jock itch (fungal) or, honestly, diaper rash (soap/chemical contact irritation).
Post pics of your penis anon as you can tell I am an e-doctor.
>>10675059
>I'm probably going to meet Monty
OR it could be a hemorrhoid.
>>10675478
>>10675516
Stop this.
We know he's gonna die.
Let's not waste time and come up with some useful questions for him to ask Monty instead.
>>10675334
God I wish she lived long enough to get cucked.
>>10675885
But who would Pyrrha see Jaune with?
>>10675907
Octavia
>>10675907
Whitley or her autistic former area rival.
>>10675907
Cardin Winchester.
>>10675907
Every last one of his sisters.
>>10675943
>her autistic former area rival
Reese?
>>10675964
Is Jaune a Pyrophilliac?
>>10675907
>>10676102
Cant fuck what isnt there anymore.
>>10676126
*gasp* she became a man?
>New RWBY fight choreographer's house struck by lightning
Is this the wrath of Monty?
Imma cuddle that Weiass.
>>10676283
Shoulda returned the slab.
>>10676342
I hope you brought a magnifying glass so you can find it
>>10676540
Maybe imma cuddle the rubooty?
Thunder thighs?
Bellabooty?
...Cinder or Neo's thighs?
>>10675997
Tomoko.
>>10676615
Cinder or Neo's thighs are pretty good if you feel like dying that day.
>>10676683
What about Yang's boobs...
Also, why would they kill me?
>>10676710
Yangs probably okay
And because they kill people anon, it's what they do, and you're an irrelevant anon, you're easy to kill for them.
>>10676710
Because you're ugly and trying to touch them.
Yang will also throw you away.
>>10675907
Ren.
>>10676850
How could Pyrrha even compete with sweet Asian boypussy.
>>10676977
remote
conrtolled
ben-wa
balls
>>10676977
Breasts.
>>10677020
>>10677020
>Jaune likes 'em flat
try again
>>10677099
Even Weiss still has breasts, anon.
>>10677232
Barely there though, doubt an actual flat chest would bother him
what if you were driving team rwby around in your car and someone farted really loudly and no one would admit it was them
>>10673316
>>10673230
one step closer to that beach filler/flashback episode :^)
>>10677421
There will be no beach episode, that's why the light novel exists in the first place.
>>10677499
Aw shit, well, I'll still get official RWBY's in swimsuits
>>10676726
Not if you woo them.
>>10676726
You don't know that.
>>10677933
You wouldnt be able to woo them, you'd be dead within 1 minute.
>>10674119
*mating press*
>>10674119
>Cums on boob window
>>10674119
gibe cup size or at least a comparison
https://discord.gg/NTvVc
A Ruby Rose character discord for BBCTB
Gotta get that head start
Have you learned anything today RWBYg? Today I learned that my dog fucking hates fidget spinners
>>10677970
Well, you're right, considering aniexty. But, I would start by being their friend first.
>>10678447
I learned that RWBY threads are only good when on /co/. Actually I knew that for a long time now.
Does anybody have any microkitty pateron specials?
What if Ruby hated Anarchists
>>10678591
Lick her feet
>>10678591
Ask her what she likes instead
>>10678682
Oh fuck, I didn't expect that ending to be in the gif
>>10678423
>yet another /blaz/ discord link
fuck off untill next year
>>10678682
Anyone who isn't a filthy goddamn Anarchist or a filthy goddamn commie although if given a choice between killing an anarchist and a communist she would assuredly kill the Anarchist
>>10678717
My type of person
>>10674119
what if ruby told you she really likes thost nerd candy things you know the tiny little sour pink and purple nuggets and asked if you could get her some next time you're out
>>10678920
Put the phone down and remember what not to do at a stop sign
>>10678920
I would gladly get her some!
>>10678978
God damn, those commercials were so cool
>>10679002
Commercials?
>>10678920
I could snag some next time, sure.
>>10679079
the commercials that advertised Nerds candy I mean
>>10661999
Kek'd and Checked
what if yang sent you a text saying she hopes ruby fucking dies
>>10679289
I immediately admit myself to an asylum for evaluation.
>>10679098
I know, but were they radical, gnarly, and tubular?
>>10672222
FUCKING CHECKED!
>>10679289
send her a image of my tongue with the caption "im gonna lick those feet"
>>10679320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHAaX8aXOcs
I don't know, but I remember this one specifically
>>10679377
Oh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yPplon1ZFo
BTW, quartermaster has absorbed two. There is only one more until he becomes the full master once more.
what if you and your waifu were on Legends of the hidden temple and she got caught by a temple guard as soon as she got in?
i wanna have drunken sex with ironwood and have him cum in my pussy
>>10679546
lick the temple guard's feet
>>10679569
GAY
>>10679569
I don't think you have a pussy. Enjoy your prostate orgasm.
>>10679569
I could imagine you alternating your head on his steel and meat chest sides as you cuddle.
>>10675907
Everyone
>Sandwiched between Nora and Ren
>Dommed by Coco
>Petplay with Blake
>Petplay with Yang
>Rapeplay with Ruby
>Gangbang with Weiss
>Pyrrha licks the cum out of them
>>10679624
So at first I missed the cuddle part and just imagined Ironwood repeatedly slamming his steel chest into his partner's head as he fucks them, which would change the drunk sex to concussed, unconscious sex.
accidental date-rapist james ironwood
steel-to-meat cuddles are the best
>>10679599
Bussy, then.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64070561
>>10674119
>>10680263
>Salem porn
Oh nice
>Jaune
nvm
so i'm feeling especially bold (drunk) tonight. i'm gonna drawfag.
please don't expect anything remotely quality
sky's the limit, i am better at dudes than girls
What if your waifu tapped you on the shoulder to get you to turn around and as soon as you did she socked you in the face which gave you a nose bleed and said you had just been pranked?
>>10680599
Some Oscar? Have no real specifics just some Oscar being cute would be nice
>>10680599
That's some nice looking Qrow, Roman and Neo if you dont mind
>>10680599
I second this >>10680613 but Oscar should have a collapsible farming hoe. Also checked.
>>10680599
Martial Arcs.
Based Mojo
>>10680715
>Shit pairing.
>>10680891
What isnt a shit pairing to you
>>10678447
I also learned that My brothers are very fucking creative as they're waging a bloodless low level guerilla war against niggers by using no weapons other than seeds
I share a board with some creative motherfuckers
>>10680891
>>10680613
i lowkey fucking love oscar
but i am sorry to say that i am also bad at shotas
LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO
>>10681055
Looks pretty good to me, thank you very much!
>that frog
>>10681101
NO.
>>10681121
When did Martial Arcs start to become a thing?
>>10681150
After the Jaune and Ren hug.
>>10681150
It's been around for a while but only got popular after their gay hug.
>>10681162
>>10681219
Makes you wonder what would have happened if they went through with the Lancaster hug.
>>10681237
Probably why it was dropped since Kerry thought it best to not give people the wrong idea.
>>10681055
The power of Kek has blessed Oscar with some very fine dubs. Also cute as expected, good job anon.
>>10681237
>>10681246
Yet they went through with the awkward bro hug. Ironically they admitted to making an imperfect and awkward positioning of the models hence why it looked so gay to begin with, but did they really have to cut out a Jaune/Ruby hug to 'not give them the wrong idea'? I get taht Lancaster isn't widely popular, at least not here, but they chose the wrong hug to animated awkwardly. Now we got MartialArcs faggotry spamming these threads.
I'll admit I would've liked to see a Lancaster hug JUST for the salt that would've resulted from tumblr and yuri fags.
>>10681391
>Not liking Martial Arcs.
>>10681391
>Yet they went through with the awkward bro hug
Probably because shortly after they make Renora canon.
Jaune or Ruby werent getting together with anyone anytime soon after when they had that hug, so there would have been way more time for the fandom to grab onto that and autism from lancasterfags to overflow.
>>10680637
i have reached Transcendent Drunk and i had no control over the michael jackson jojo shit that my hand started drawing
they are top-tier favorites and i will do something better later, i think i need to vomit
>>10681391
>Yet they went through with the awkward bro hug
Because they didn't have to worry about people taking it that seriously. Even here the people who go on about it don't take it that seriously
>>10681587
TOP TIER DRUNK
>>10681624
>>10681587
I'll take it! Thank you drunk drawfriend
>>10681587
Draw Ironwood equally as drunk as you are now.
>>10681623
True, I dont take it seriously either, it's just so out of place. That kind of clumsiness in animating is what fuels insane yuri/yaoi shipping nutjobs to begin with though. Take a look at Blake and Yang's development moment in vol 2. Yang relates to Blake's hastiness and obsession with her own inner demons and gets her to calm down, these moments such as the sisterly hug of 'chill out, relax, i'm here to help' along with courteous dance fueled BB insanity to what it is today.
My point is; it only takes a spark to light a goddamn forest fire in the eyes of shippers. If Ruby and Jaune hugged there'd be meltdowns from all his haters and yuri fags, since the bro hug there's a bit more gay fanart, since the BB hug in Vol 2, there's an utterly insane fanbase that would torch RT to the ground if their pairing doesn't become canon. Thanks Jeff for the song, you made the crazies even crazier.
I dont have an overall point, just making conversation and pointing a correlation is all.
>>10681761
I'd rather just deal with a small niche of martial arc shippers than a massive amount of autistic lancasterfags
>>10681761
I don't know about you, but I'm happy all that BMBLB stuff went down. It's been a laugh and a half.
>>10681425
I want hot athlete on twink action.
So when is Adam going to chain up and rape Weiss?
Calling it now, Volume 9
>>10682495
Not if she ties him up and rapes him first
>>10680599
Whitley reading a book about business.
>>10682553
What kind of business
>>10682565
Camwhoring.
>>10682572
Good business.
>>10682565
Dunno, I suppose something like 'how to sell dust' or 'building an empire in Mantle'.
>>10682572
Well Atlas is the technical wonder of the world so he could probably run some good servers for such a website, the only problem is it would be full of desperate Vacuos and Menageries.
>>10682717
Camwhores actually tend to be on the upper side of social classes.
Think incompetent but pretty middle class girls and boys.
>>10682799
So Jaune?
Is Neo a good dancer?
>>10682849
She pulled some sweet moves when she fought Yang and Ruby
hi guys look at my drawing of ruby rose :3 in her volume 2/4 outfit
>>10682918
What's with the white around her?
>>10682799
So mostly around Mistral and Atlas with a few from Vale then
>>10682946
uh, cuz it looks cool
jokes aside it was a background layer that I forgot to delete, for some reason it didnt just hide behind the drawing when I made it transparent.
>>10682964
Just say it was silver eyes power, nobody'll think otherwise
>>10682976
just gonna say its her aura, shhhhh
Man, that RWBY Remastered Edition is looking pretty good so far
I think they nailed the Nuckelavee head on
>>10682818
Look. He had to pay for rooms and equipment somehow.
>>10683049
I don't think he did
>>10682946
i drew yangs arm :)
>>10683049
Ah good old fashion whoring.
>>10683276
without blood
>>10683226
>Weiss judging Ruby's fetishes
>>10683571
>>10683617
>When she realizes you sickos have the same fetish as her
>>10683767
>>10683841
>>10683896
>You will never hold her hand and dance with her
>>10683915
>That one comic where Emerald sees Merc dancing with Cinder at prom so she makes an illusion of her dancing with Cinder instead
>>10683955
Are those Haven students? one on the right with the red hair is hot
>>10683976
>one on the right with the red hair is hot
how can you tell
>>10683955
>When you accidentally tell your friends about your sick fetish
>>10683767
>>10683797
>>10683896
If it's gonna be Emerald x Anybody, it's gonna be Spumoni goddamnit.
>>10684208
Neo's gonna die so that wont work.
Blood Emerald is better though.
>>10684208
What if Emerald's a slut because she can make people look like whatever she wants?
p p p penny
>>10684216
Schneekos is truly best
>>10684242
I wanna hug that Penny!
>>10684242
>>10684370
>30 inch penny
>You will never hold her close to your chest and kiss her head
>>10684446
>get 3d printed penny
>???
>Kiss penny
Weiss gets bLACKED
and she never coming back
>>10684497
REAL /RWBYG/ HOURS WHO TF UP
>>10684497
good for her, no more bad sunburns
>>10684467
It's not the same
>She will never nuzzle into your chest
>>10684516
shieeeeeeeeeeeet
>>10684216
>>10684597
>>10684524
not unless she's a hq 3d printed penny she isnt.
and you put the effort to buy her clothing, hair, and so on.
>>10684597
>Filename
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCXTu5jE-Ng
>>10684608
>>10684615
She still won't be able to hug me back
>>10684703
Not unless you somehow manage to learn code, and engineering to build a real penny,
>>10684723
Time to get to work I guess
>>10684973
>file name
Pen
>>10685168
>Penny has an evil shadow
New thread:
>>10685197
>>10685197
>>10678447
I learnt that "aspersion" means "a damaging or derogatory remark," or archaically "the act of sprinkling water in a baptism."