Flake still here?

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yo what the fuck
this is funny and all, but get some taste you niggers

Kill yourself Vert

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>>10606138
I agree.

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>>10606096
My ancestors are smiling on me, Imperial. Can you say the same?

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Hot

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>>10606146
Hey Mr. Gordon, may you want to taste my delicious meal?

I hope Hoshi's dad die of cancer too.

>Karen didn't show up last thread
Did you guys kill him?

>>10606138
Thanks for the unwanted input, spud lover.

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>>10606076
As much as I would love to know about up and in a flavored cereal, I was actually referring to cereal box cinema, it's just the Garry's Mod server equivalent of 4chan. They got the horse porn and everything over there!

>>10606155
no, my dad isn't in hell burning with cancer lol

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>>10606159
Sure, what is it?

>>10606183
>Implying you still suffer with cancer after death.
Holy shit my sides.

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Guess he went AWOL. I'll drop this off here anyways for now. Apologies for it looking so rough, but I didn't have much to work with.

>>10606179
A thread doesn't mean shit anon

>>10606187
Am I a pleb for liking Hotel Hell more than Hell's Kitchen?

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>>10606187
Well it comes in 3 courses! First the appetizer: small packets of butter!

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>>10606146
thank u chef
>>10606181
succ my ass

>>10606215
Kitchen Nightmares is the patrician's TV.

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>The skeleton sits on a stool within a dimly lit bar, drinking away his sorrows with a Yakult on the rocks. Slumped over the counter, hand on his forehead, the skeleton stares down as his glass as if the answer lays at the bottom, then downs the rest of his drink. Not even the sweet, fermented milk is enough to make any emotion show on his face as he stares out in the distance as if into an abyss. His hollow, apathetic attitude to his undeath is shown in the darkness that fills his absent eyes. As if sensing your presence, the skeleton starts talking, his voice completely void of any feeling.
the fridge is out of milk and i didn't have enough money to buy all the milk i wanted

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>>10606171
NO! NOT PAPA! PLEASE! DON'T SHITPOST MY PAPA!

>>10606108
I still don't get this image.

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>>10606182
I-I think I'll pass on the horse porn...

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>>10606230
Woah a talking skeleton.

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>>10606247
Hey, what up? Got any spare change?

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>>10606230
Hey Craig, are you okay?

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>>10606234
Your dad liked pineapple on his pizza! Ha, take that!

Kys Crendor

>>10606286
Crendor did nothing wrong

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>>10606273
Lies! LIES

YAMETE!

>>10606273
your dad liked vegetables on his pizza so much, he turned into one. he even got buried like a crop

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>>10606219
Just fucking butter? You've got to be joking.

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>>10606269
>Anthony rummages through his pockets, pulling out a few pennies and other assorted American coins
Buy yourself something pretty, Skeledude.
>Anthony throws the coins onto the counter, and takes a seat on the stool next to the reanimated skeleton

>>10606312
not a whiteknight but that's not funny

I'm gay as fuck

>>10606327
We know, Hoshi.

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>>10606327
Hi gay as fuck, I'm Luci.
>>10606230
Milk is for chumps.

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>>10606317
Powdered Toast Man does not joke! It's a meal I enjoy thoroughly. Now the entree: croutons with basil and various herbs!

>>10606312
>buried like a crop

N-no... Anon, you harvest crops. not bury them... Are you okay?

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>>10606230
You need some milk man? Here, I'll help you out.
>Pours milk into a dog scratch prevention bowl
Drink from me.

>>10606244
You can try to avoid it as much as you want but those persistent bastards always find a way. It's uh... it's not pleasant, I can tell you that much.

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>>10606273

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>>10606312
>He buries his crops

>>10606336
>new UID
:thinking:

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>>10606215
You probably enjoy Hotel Hell and/or Kitchen Nightmares more because the people abso-fucking-lutely deserve the extremely harsh criticism.

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I have a confession to make. I legit really like pineapple on pizza. I think it's a great combination of salty, sour, and sweet. I feel like the people who say otherwise haven't ever actually had it.

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>>10606347
I'm not fucking eating croutons with basil and...what the fuck is this? Parsley, garlic powder and cajun? Jesus fucking Christ.

>>10606378
I feel pretty much the same, desu.

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>>10606300
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
>>10606359
>kek

>>10606369
It's true. Probably the same reason why I enjoy Bar Rescue so much.

>>10606369
You know Gordon Ramsay isn't as harsh now compared to his older self, right?

>>10606387
Mr. Ramsay, if those didn't get you hooked, I can guarantee you the dessert course will blow you away!

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>>10606409

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>>10606270
No, no I'm not okay. My fridge is empty and I don't have enough cash to fill it up again. I think I stacked half the fridge before I realised I was running low on money, so here I am. Drinking Yakult until the pain goes away.

>>10606318
>Craig shuffles his stool over to the side a tad as Anthony takes his seat, to make more room for the both of them. The troubled skeleton taps on the counter to draw the attention of the barkeep.
Hey, top me up again will ya? He's paying.
>The barkeep nods his head and takes Craig's glass, topping it up and sliding it back to him.
You gonna get anything?

>>10606346
I guess you drink pretty regularly then, because you're the biggest chump around!

>>10606358
I'm desperate, so I'll accept this milk even if it's been tainted by your face.
>Craig puts his mouth to the edge of the bowl, trying to lap up the milk within but failing to do so due to a lack of a tongue.
Uh, could ya tilt your head down a tad? I need to get at the milk.

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>>10606359
>A typefuck by bolin

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>>10606358
You don't need to tell me any more. I'll just take you at your word, okay!?

>gordon ramsay and a culinary college dropout in 1 thread
So where's the btfo by ramsay?

>>10606418
Aw shit Craig! did you listen to more Ludo?

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>>10606378
I once had a friend that unironically liked pineapples on his pizza. We're not friends anymore.

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>>10606418
Well maybe I can help, I could stock it up with butter and powder for starters, anything else you're thinking of?

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>>10606409
>>10606416
Can't wait.

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>Whelp, getting back into the swing of hosting felt quite nice. Hopefully that wincard finds its way to Flake. Otherwise, have a good night, HG, and a great day tomorrow!

>>10606470
fuck you

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>>10606470
>Have a good night, see you tomorrow

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>>10606440
>Hating someone cause of their taste in food.

>>10606440
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO GO DOWN LIKE THIS

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>>10606359
>potato
Can I get uhhhhhhhh one black anime girl please? Not big on potatoes meself.

>>10606470
sleep well, Zer0.

>>10606378
THIS
THIS SO MUCH

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>>10606463
Well alright!
>PTM proceeds to place a plate on the table with toast.
>After this, he pulls down his front face, pointing it towards the baked bread

https://poal.me/4u71o

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>>10606418
Hope you're honest with you Craig, Nobody's ever actually taking this offer before.
>Tips head for the hungry skeleton

>>10606428
Well it's not all that bad, they actually have a ton of movies that you can watch it later. I watched John Wick there like 2 weeks ago. Little irritating with all the micspam they got going on there, but it's enjoyable enough.

>>10606470
Have a good night!

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>>10606512
Too crunchy. Overbuttered. Too much powdered sugar. It's dreadful.

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>>10606490
It has nothing to do about hatred but you have to understand that sometimes it is better to end a relationship before it burns into ashes.
>>10606499
Please don't tell me you also like pineapples on your pizzas. Anon don't do that, not after all we've been through together

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>>10606418
>Anthony snaps his fingers a few times to get the bartender's attention
I'll take a... Moscow Mule, I've been meaning to try it ever since a friend told me about it.
>Anthony waits for his drink to come, and tries to pass the time with some conversation
So, What kind of music do you like, Skeleton?
>>10606470
Nighto.

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>>10606542

Hell's Kitchen Games when!?

le ass

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>>10606418
Atleast I have skin n muscles, ya chump.

>>10606542
You think you know a guy.

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>>10606533
Now now, that's the powder that you usually despise, now taste this!
>PTM then proceeds to scrape off the powder on his head, coating the half eaten toast with his sugar dust.
Now what do you think?

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>>10606503
No. You get the potater and you like it.

Is Deku still here?

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>>10606610
>Hey how's it going.

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>>10606518
I live in a cave, mister. I don't think we'd get that service.

>>10606580
>not drinkling
One job

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>>10606595
Blown away. Absolutely fucking phenomenal. Tastes delicious.

>>10606571
That actually seems like a fun idea...

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>>10606127
>Flake, although not standing out, is still here.

>>10606628
Nothing much. Here you go.
https://68.media.tumblr.com/d30e3992b9c5ff61677463b317a9730f/tumblr_inline_otj1ymlK5T1ty8kdf_1280.jpg

>>10606630
your dad's life was as hollow as a cave when the cancer struck him

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>>10606646
Oh wow really? I never had a top ranking chef say something good about my food that isn't sarcasm...that wasn't sarcasm right?

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>>10606665
Aaand I'm saving that. Thank you very much, anon.

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>>10606702
No. It was fucking amazing. The appetizer was dreadful and the entree was god-awful but this desert is the best fucking powdered toast I have ever eaten in my entire life.

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>>10606674
Your mother was a dumb whore with a fat arse, did you know that?

>>10606652
>>10606202

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>tfw 6 hours of Youtube

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>>10606714
Oh well, I'm absolutely flattered! Y'know, I'm open to endorsement deals if you wanted to use my powder in your show as a main ingredient.

>>10606674
...Family guy has fresher material than you. Jesus.

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>>10606674
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

>ywn be cancerous enough to give and kill your dad with cancer

Feelsgoodman

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>>10606737
>Flake glances over to where the anon is pointing.

>>10606202
>"I get a prize for winning?!"
>The wolf approaches her reward cautiously, inspecting it to make sure it's not trapped.
>"I suppose that makes sense... I did work hard for it."
>Flake takes the wincard and pockets it.

>>10606771
at least my dad didn't have a lifespan smaller than a hamster's

>>10606771
I love you

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>>10606710
Aaand I edited it. Poorly, I might add.

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>>10606843
>Fits the moment perfectly. Thank you, anon.

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Have you ever masturbated to the thought of a raven haired loli just fucking sitting on your face and ripping ass until she inevitably shits herself?
Let me tell you, friends; I have. It's a glorious thing. It's hard, though. Every time I do it I always get this regret, afterwards. That cum soaked rag could have been a culinary school degree.
But I beat my dick like my dad should have beat me anyway, to Japanese cartoon girls.

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Glad you enjoyed it.

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(Internet is shit, please hold on)

>>10606439
I listened to the other song with skeleton in the title, but it was far too short for it to truly be considered a skeleton classic. I gave "Love Me Dead" a try because it had "dead" in the title, but immediately shut it off when he started using a bone as a microphone. I mean, what the heck?
>I got around to listening to a couple more songs but that's it really. I don't listen to music that often in the first place though. Overall, I like what I've heard. It always feels good to discover new music.

>>10606452
Butter and powder? No, a skeleton's fridge should only contain milk. It's the only thing we need.

>>10606518
>The milk splashes down onto the skeleton's skull, getting absorbed by the hungry bone. Craig lets out a satisfied "ahhh" as milk flows through his bones.
Ayy, thanks for the treat Eric! Even if the delivery was frickin' weird...

>>10606554
A Moscow Mule? Sounds...well, it doesn't sound fancy. I'll say "intriguing."
>Craig takes the glass to his mouth and drinks greedily from the cup, downing the entire thing in a couple of seconds.
What kind of music? You know, skeleton music. Trombone, xylophone, trumpet, the organ and general key-based instruments.

>>10606580
Yeah but you're also a squid. I don't have a nose to smell you with but I imagine smelling like seafood all the time does you no favours, people don't seem to like that smell. The raw fish smell. And obviously, the lack of skin and muscle doesn't matter that much because I'm walkin' and talkin' just fine without them. You though? Fish smell for life!

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>>10606888

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>>10606870
>>10606910
>tfw you know you clicked their post number but it didn't register

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>>10606916
Well that's easy! All we need to do is melt down the butter and extract the milk!

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>>10606750
This powder would go absolutely fantastic with my new chocolate souffle.

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>>10606888
So you resorted to busting out my folder, huh? Keep the desperation going.

>>10606888
>culinary school degree.
So a unused cum rag

>>10606916
Don't listen to the radio edit of Love me dead.
Also yeah, the only other skeleton song is just a kind of lullaby, it's really meant to go with another song but eh.

It's a pretty good band.

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I see some of you guys are still here tonight.

Don't forget to drink your coffee!

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>>10606922
Wow, that's a very good Jojo reference! I like my anime cartoons too. I like the girls in them young. God, I want to rape them.
>>10606957
I'm resorting to busting nuts to thoughts of anime lolis making me their throne, bitch.
>>10606960
B-but anon, I worked so hard on culinary school, I even wrote an ess-
Oh wait, I didn't!

>>10606888
Trying too hard, imposter-kun

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>>10606956
Okay then, here is a jar of my powder, all you need to do is sign this contract of the trademarked powder and you can have as much powder you want.

I want to vore a loli

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>>10606977
Are you a waitress?

>>10606981
YOU WENT TO FUCKING CULINARY SCHOOL AND SERVED ME THAT SHIT WANNABE DISH?

>>10606981
You're a man after my own heart, imposter-kun.

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>>10606981
So you don't have the guts to say anything with your own face, you say things with mine. Top notch. What else have you got, huh?

>>10606982
that's what the doctors said to junko's dad when they realized it was a lost cause

Calm down, Yosuke.

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>>10606977
*Ahem* Coffee is all the sweeter with someone to share it with, and believe me, I like my coffee VERY sweet.

DAILY REMINDER THAT BRUNO BUCCIARATI DESERVED TO DIE

>>10607060
I don't even know who that is.

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>>10606987
Signed and paid for. Check your bank account in 10 minutes.

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>>10607060

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>>10607032
>TFW Ultron is one of the few avafags here older than me.

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>>10606982
Too hard at these animated 9 year olds and their shit-stained asscracks.
>>10606994
I want a loli to anally vore me, and for her stomach to fucking explode from my body worming its way inside of it whole.
>>10606998
Ah, Ramsay-kun! I could serve you a delicious tasting asshole-chan, if I only knew how to cook! My dad never taught me, see.
>>10607004
You're a man after my own dick, Anon-kun~
>>10607006
I have a 5.5 inch, fully erect penis, severe autism and a fistful of dad jokes.
>>10607025
Yosuke is smalltime, babe.

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>>10606949
Melted butter milk? Look I know beggars can't be choosers but I'm doing it anyway. I only accept high quality, high calcium milk entering my bones. Unless I'm really desperate.

>>10606969
>Yeah, I figured it was something like that. I'll give the Prepare the Preparations album a listen when I'm in the mood for it, right now I'm content with just silence.

>>10606977
I don't drink coffee. Why are you trying to make me drink coffee? Are you a coffee shill? I know that word gets thrown around a lot nowadays but you have to be a shill. There's no other explanation.

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>>10607060

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>>10606916
A friend recommended it to me. Vodka, Ginger beer, and some lime juice.
>Anthony takes a sip from mug the drink came from.
Mmm, a good mix of sour and sweet. I've never heard of "Skeleton Music", is it some kind of new genre or just something I've never heard of?

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>>10607081
Don't let your dreams just be dreams, friend. You'll never be older than me unless you truly want it.

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>>10607082
You have nothing. You're just a coward who's too afraid to show his face. Come on, I'm obviously the bad guy, so you have nothing to lose, right? Why are you hiding?

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>>10607074
Thanks for your deal, but there is still crime afoot and my toastiness is needed. Powdered Toast Man awaaaaaaaaay!
>he flies off, fighting crime as usual.
>>10607090
Hm, I think I have an idea.
>PTM flies off for a few minutes
>He comes back carrying a cow.
There you go, all your problems are solved!
>He puts it down but it accidentally lands it on Craig's foot

>>10607125
Based.

>>10607111
>Not mentioning that it's served in a copper cup
If it's in anything else it's not a moscow mule.

>>10607125
I love you

>>10607125
maybe because you're so visibly shaken by it

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>>10607082
How old are you? There may still be time..I could teach you..

>>10607060
Kys my man

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>>10607116
>I'm 29. Kill me...

>>10607082
you're riling junko up faster than his dad died of cancer and his mom's life became hollow. fun!

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>>10607148
Every shinobi has to face their demons.

>>10607139
A bar I used to go to regularly stopped serving them in copper cups because they kept getting stolen. Utterly disgraceful. As if I'm going to drink a mule of any kind out of anything less.

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>>10606998
No, sir. I'm the mascot of a very popular Japanese coffee brand.

>>10607032
I'd be delighted to drink coffee with you, sir! But only if you buy the Yukijirushi brand.

>>10607090
Because coffee is your best friend to spend midnight with! Unless you have some sort of allergy...

>>10607162
how's life in the retirement home, gramps?

>>10607162
In twenty-eight years, you'll be older than me. So as long as you don't die before then, you'll accomplish your - worthy - goal.

Jesus fuck can someone give me code so I can least host a game in the background to the pathetic shit?

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>>10607082
>I want a loli to anally vore me

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>>10607145
Y-You too.

>>10607196
If I have to read any more of this edgy shit I'm going to die of blood loss.
Please god host.

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>>10607125
Noooope~! I'm just going to keep teasing you. Who am I? Which big bad boogeyman am I? Yosuke? LF? Adachi? KK? The big bad man himself, Hoshi? Your disappointed father haunting you from beyond the grave?
Tune in next time on the Spectrum Show and find out!
>>10607153
I'm a 1000 year old dragon, promise!
>>10607169
Shitposting is my domain, my anonymous pet. Keep this flattery up, we could start a thing. Maybe we could even get real kinky, and I'll call you daddy.
Then a rapid growth in cancerous cells in your body will wreak havoc on your corporeal form and shove you off your mortal coil!
>>10607197
I want a thicc, oppai loli to ram my head up her ass, anon.

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>>10607185
You-key-gee-roo-she, eh? Well, I'm not quite sure what that is, but I've bought far more for far less. Now then, let's go enjoy that cup of coffee!

>>10607196
https://pastebin.com/qS1t2uh8

>>10607172
your dad tried that and lost the fight real quicky. he was weak. sad!

>>10607197
someone post that one picture about a dude "coming out" to his family with an anal vore party

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>>10607239

>>10607222
>>10607233
Thanks, gimme a few secs to set my shit up.

>>10607252
Wrong one
Surprise surprise, it's on deviantart

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>>10607223
If by the off-chance you ARE King Knight, could you... could you let me know? It's just that... well, I miss you.

>>10607211
Good, good. When are we getting married then?

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>>10607111
I don't think it's that new, it's been around since skeletons could start moving of their own accord. I guess I can't really blame you for not hearing of it though, it's really only popular in skeletal crowds.
>Craig goes to take another sip from his glass, only to remember that he had drank it all already. Not wanting to mooch from Anthony further, he moves the glass aside to show that he's done drinking for the night.
I don't really listen to anything else. I'm completely unfamiliar with the world of music today, I've been listening to skeleton music my entire life.

>>10607129
>An audible crack comes from Craig's foot as his bones are broken. Of course, being unable to feel pain, he doesn't really react all that much beyond a simple "hm."
Milk straight from the cow? I don't think I've ever had that before, I've always used store-bought milk.

>>10607185
I wouldn't know if that's true or not, I've never had a cup of coffee in my life. I figured there's no point in it because I wouldn't be able to taste it.

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>>10607223
Who you are doesn't matter in the slightest. Just know that you're accomplishing nothing. Nothing but showing how much my mere existence upsets you.
>>10607267
Awawa please...

>>10607177
Fucking blasphemy!

>>10607189
Boring. Half tempted to start shitposting again to draw attention away from the avas who don't deserve it.

>>10607195
I want to be apart of a crusade before I die. Be it against the muslims or pedos. I don't care as long as I get to Deus lo Vult!

>>10607278
Yeah, that's actually the main reason I don't go to that bar anymore. Heretical, really.
>>10607278
All crusades begin with you, friend. Any cause is a worthy one if you tell yourself it is.

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>>10607271
Well Craig, everyone knows calcium is most potent in milk straight from the udder!

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>>10607266
Give him a minute, he's busy cleaning my ass, after that he has another score of cocks to suck before Littlefinger watches him take it up the ass in his own brothel through a keyhole.
>>10607276
Au contraire, my dearest Oliver Twist, I'm having the time of my life! Lolis, loving parents, life and a reason to live it. Such things are important, you know.

>>10607276
that's what your mere existence did tk your dad. upset him so badly he got spontaneous cancer by it

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>>10607327
Classic King Knight.

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>Whe the good shitposters and spammers go to bed and this is what we're left with.

>>10607327
>he has no parents
>he has no life
>he has no rea-
oh wait. he has anime girls in hg to ship with. At least he has 1/3, right?

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>>10607302
That sounds logical enough. Whatever, let's get this over with.
>Craig pushes up against the cow, shoving his weight into it in an attempt to push the cow over on its side. The cow lets out a "MOOOOO" as it loses balance and falls over, exposing its udder to Craig and getting it off of his foot.
Alright, here it is. Now to milk it.

>>10607370
Dead hours best hours

>The lulcow is still going
Never change and stay shit, you childish cuck.

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>>10607342
Classic indeed. Oh, I forgot, he also has to go to Junko's Re-Education class afterwards, also known as "A Crash Course on the Lack of the Father Figure's Importance". It's a bit of a mouthful, really, but that's fitting for KK, isn't it?
>>10607370
You're left with a lovely loli queen who wants nothing more than to spread her cheeks and let you enjoy her ripe anus!
>>10607382
Ah, anime girls. Those are all that matter, truly. To hell with poor daddy, I'm going to stick my prick balls deep in underage cunny!

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>>10607383
Yeah, not only you get 1-3 gallons of milk every day from it, all you need to take care of it is to let it outside to eat grass, a milk machine with relatively no maintenance!

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I'm a bit tired myself so I can only take 24 sorry.
First 24 pls

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>>10607139
>I'm forgetful.
>>10607271
Well, I am a music reviewer, so maybe I should start getting into this "Skeletal music". Tell me some of your favorite artists or albums. I like learning about genres I never heard of.
>Anthony finishes the rest of his drink, and snaps his fingers
Around round, Barkeep.

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>>10607223
Do you want to learn how to cook like me?

>>10607419
Yosuke or Adachi. It's one of these two.

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>>10607437
Mirai

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>>10607419
All this King Knight bullying is just making me miss him more. *Sigh* Maybe to find him, I just have to think like him. He's a, as you say, degenerate, yes? Now where would I go if I were a degenerate like King Knight...?

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>>10607437
Gascoigne

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>>10607437
Hajime Ichinose

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>>10607437
Mirai

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>>10607437
Hakuno Kishinami

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>>10607437
Kosaku Kawajiri

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>>10607437
Sweathony Summertano

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>>10607437
Meijin Kawaguchi

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>>10607437
Propeller Knight

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>>10607437
Patchouli

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>>10607437
Elias Ainsworth

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>>10607437
Leo

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>>10607437
Powdered Toast Man

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>>10607437
Dosia X God

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>>10607437
Eggman-kun

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>>10607437
Lana's mother

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>>10607437
Erlang Shen

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>>10607437
My Russian mail order bride

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>>10607437
Arstotzka

>>10607419
his daddy is proud of him. hes watching from hell how his son failed culinary college and is now begging for attention on 4chan as a 38 year old

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>>10607437
Manizu

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>>10607437
Miyabi

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>>10607437
The Bogdanoffs

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>>10607437
Baiken

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>>10607437
Kirino

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>>10607437
Lars of the stars

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>>10607437
Fujiwara no Mokou

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>>10607437
Parker Dinkleman

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>>10607437
Youmu Konpaku

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>>10607437
Late Go
Bump the game please.

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>>10607437
Sami Zayn The Murderer

>>10607498
Why are you up right now? Go to bed Mookoo!

Mouko a cute

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>>10607441
Yes Chef Ramsay! Teach me how to cook up witty comebacks! Those will surely bring Papa back!
>>10607445
How little you know, boy. I'm a rejoiced shitposter, state of the art, advanced beyond these times! Nothing like those peasants. They aren't fit to clean my butthole.
>>10607486
How very sad! What a trainwreck of a human life. It seemed like the tumours passed on most of the genes to the son though, as opposed to the father's genetics.

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>>10607437
Dr. Dementist

>>10607521
It's Mewkew

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>>10607437
Shrek

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>>10607437
Jude

>>10607534
the tumours didn't just pass on, the baby was just 1 (one) big tumour.

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>>10607441
>Gordon Ramsay teaching people on/ hg/ how to cook

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>>10607521

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>>10607437
Gordon Ramsay

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>>10607565
Juda! Juda! Do you have enough shekels to buy back my dearest Papa's life? I'm only a poor NEET, and I doubt I could even pay Charon, never mind the tuition fees that I'll never benefit from!
>>10607568
Big is right. The lardo may not known a damn thing about cooking, but he sure knows how to eat.

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>>10607614

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>>10607534
From here on out, if I ask you a yes or no question you will respond with "Yes Chef" or "No Chef"

Is that understood?

>>10607636
Affirmative, Cook.

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>>10607428
Yeah, sounds like I hit the jackpot here! Thanks for your service Powdered Toast Man, I'm gonna take this milk machine home. Catch ya around!
>Turning his bones into steel, Craig bends down and wraps his arms around the cow's stomach (as far around as they can go, anyway.) He bends his knees and grunts as he struggles to lift it from the ground, his steel bones creaking. Eventually he drops to the floor, panting.
Ah. I'll be here a while so don't mind me.

>>10607439
>The barkeep looks at Craig and asks him if he wants another round. Craig shakes his head, dismissing the barkeep.
Favourite artists? The Skeleton Dancers, Rolling Bones and Skullpions, just to name a few.
>Craig looks up at the clock and notices the time, realising he's stayed here for much longer than he wanted to.
Oh, I only meant to drop in. I've been here for a couple of hours now. It was nice to meet ya, my name's Craig. I guess I'll be seeing you around.
>Craig rises from his stool and leaves the bar.

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>>10607636
Yes Chef! Teach me how not to be an incompetent autist, Chef!

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>>10607668
I'll have to look up those artists sometime. It was nice talking to you, Craig. The name's Anthony Fantano, the internet's busiest music nerd

>>10607671
Since there has been so much shitposting today maybe there will be none for tomorrow or the day after...r-right?

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Check, swap, whatever.

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>>10607671
Your first task is to make me a dish that represents your personality on a plate. Show me what you're made of. I want originality, creativity and passion put into this dish.

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>>10607498
>>10607477
>>10607710
Swap please

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>>10607710
Alright! I'm super duper ready for this! Let's get goooing!

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>>10607710
Ah fuck I was way too late.

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>>10607668
No problem Craig, but I have some criminal butts to kick, see you around!
>PTM flies away with a cloud of powder behind him

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>>10607710
>>10607453
>>10607615

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>>10607710
>>10607615
The chef deserves to show off his prestigious cooking

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>>10607491
>>10607502
>>10607710
Get this girl in, it's better than having an amnesiac...

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>>10607710
I'm ready to get started. Shall we?

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>>10607746
>>10607751

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>>10607710
Ready when you are, my dear! Let's blow the competition away~!

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>>10607710
>>10607456
>>10607565
Swap.

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>>10607770
About as positive of an answer as I could hope for. You don't lack in enthusiasm at least.

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>>10607746
>>10607710
And make sure the Blind man keeps his spot as well. Since I was late too do the chef that courtesy.

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>>10607696
Hahahahaha! No!
>>10607715
>Mirai bends over, facing away from the countertop, her firm loli ass just touching the rim of the plate she was to present it on.
Yes Chef! U-understood chef!
>Her panties, black as KK's favourite, slip down her legs, and her shitstained asscrack faces the world-weary chef.
Hmnnnnng!
*BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>A wet brap erupts from her anus, showering the plate in fecal particals. Her aching girlcock shudders as she feels what must be pure lava leaking out of her well used shithole, leaving an appetising layer of liquid faeces on the plate.
*BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT*
>With that final brap, a torrent of diarrhoea erupts from her ass, making a mountain of shit on the plate and spilling out onto the counter. She pulls her panties up, and bows to Chef Ramsay.
Head Chef! I've brought you... A dish that represents my personality!
>>10607710
>>10607805
Deny this

>>10607817
>kissu

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Let's go

>>10607827
Good job, anon. Your Autism really showed him.

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>>10607817
It's all about staying optimistic, no? It's a proven fact that an optimistic adventurer is a happy adventurer.
>>10607828
Away, foul miscreant! No funny business with my district partner!

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>>10607752
Thank you for this, fellow swordsman.

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>>10607847
S-So much for staying optimistic...!

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>>10607847
Always sharpen the knife starting from the bottom to the top in one swift motion. Can't cook with dull knives.

>>10607847
More people are being killed than the ugly barnacle!

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>>10607828
>whaps on head with a book

>>10607847
Faster than spells... And just as effective! I knew looking into some more contemporary formulas would pay off.

>>10607847
>>10607854
But not necessarily a successful one if this is any proof.

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>>10607853
>Mirai curtsies, liquid shit dripping down her legs.
Of course, milord.

>>10607827
Oh my fucking god
>a dish that represents my personality
I'm dying

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>>10607827

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>>10607847
>That first event

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Well now we know why it's called a BLOODbath!
>*rimshot*
I'm here all night, or at least until this game ends...

Pretty good moves by Gordon to stay alive.
Cops are afraid of a girl with a fucking gun.
A cute and dumb trap raises death flags

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>>10607862
Swordsman...
>She takes a look at her scabbard with curious eyes.
First being called a high schooler ninja, now a swordsman.
>The girl turns her back on the individual, letting out a yawn as she walks away slowly.
It's no problem at all... not at all.

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>>10607937
I'll cook you the best chicken parm you've ever fucking had.

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>>10607892
>Mirai slams his face down in the plate, the smell rivalling that of the ungodly stench of Day of the Feet.
Dying? From my cooking? Fuck you asshole, I'll have you know I have a culinary deg-
...
FUCK
>>10607902
>A quiet brap makes her skirt flutter, as she faces the head chef, proud of the height of her culinary ability.
Is something wrong, Chef?

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>>10607937
I recognize Mokou... But not the girl she's with. I wonder where they're going...

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>>10607937
But...I'm not that scary? Am I? I thought I was pretty freakin' easy to talk too. Huh, wonder why they're scared...
>She says as she leans back on the pile of weapons she managed to snag from various locations around the area.

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>10 people dead already
This is either gonna be a really short game or we're getting peace slides out the ass late game. Place your bets!

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>>10607960

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>>10607940
Are you not? You do carry a sword with you. What else could you be?

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>>10607847
>>10607995
>That locker room event is weirdly worded, you might want to tweak it a bit.

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>A room clearing brap escapes from Mirai's butthole, killing at least 5 newfags and one jaded oldfag. Her girlcock is indeed aching.
Now that Ms. Daddy Issues is gone, time for the big reveal...
*braaaaaaaap*
Was it Yosuke? Adachi? LF? Junko's disappointed father? Rin, KK, Izaya? Dare I say it, Hoshi?
No!
>Her smug grin grows even wider, to reveal that of the Cheshire Kitter.
It was me! Bolin! The tiny Irish boy who sticks earbuds up his pooper!

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>>10608058
so disgusting I'm ded

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Hey fellas whats crackalackin'?

>>10608083
A racial slur used by black people to refer to whites.

>>10608058
>reveal that
>Cheshire Kitter
Shit out of ten, you literally had one fucking job and you couldn't even do that Bolin
Do they even teach you proper English in Ireland or did you just learn this from a fucking potato

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Good night, HG.

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>>10608104
Oh crap

Uhhhh what's poppin'?

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>>10608079
Dasgustang!
>>10608105
Forgive me anon, I want sleepless for this shitposting spree!
>>10608106
Good night, my queen. Don't go the way of Daddy, make sure to wake up after your sleep!
>Slaps ass

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Host is dead. Long live dead hours.

>>10608106
Make like your dad and die in your sleep

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>>10608014
Huh?
>The girl stops in her tracks as she looks at her sword once again.
Y'know, I honestly don't know what I could be. So many... no, not many, only... I think... an old lady and some small girl told me some things. But at this point in time, I think it's best to figure things out as I go. Thinking on things that could be true or not. Anyways, good night... whoever you are.
>She let's out another yawn as she gets back on the move.

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>>10608135
My point exactly.

>>10607827
I haven't laughed so hard in ages

>>10608137
4chan started fucking up for me so I'm phone posting lemme see if I can at least finish the game somehow.

Get cancer and die Sunset

I SUMMON ______

>bolin was the dadposter
Truly a new low. How fucking sad.

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>>10608058
>I hate to say this, but even I find it hard to believe that this was done by Bolin.

>>10608106
Goodnight.

>>10608162
>presses f

>>10608180
>shakes her head at your pointless hate.

>>10608198
Vert so I can insult him