Hello all and welcome! It’s 11pm on /trash/ and you know what that means! It’s time for another /B/ GAME BROUGHT TO YOU BY /BRASH//! It is TEAM BATTLE XXXIX.
Tonight, these 12 teams will go head to head with each to see who deserve bragging rights as winner of XXXIX. If your team is below, please submit your 4 tributes with your team label for each team mate and then we could be begin:
1. Kaz and Krew
2. Shadow’s Strike Team
3. Hendrick Motorsports
4. Blood Sisters
5. jimbo's old downloads folder/Team Evil
6. Ori’s Team
7. Mexican Space Legion
8. Strategist Team
9. Mercenaries
10. Cinderellas.
11. Spic house
12. Capitalism
Reserves:
Capra's Crew of Deadbeat Demons and Washed-out Weaponmasters
Anyway, after a certain amount of time, if some teams don’t make it, then I will allow Reserves. If reserves are still lacking, Wild Cards will be implemented
Shadow
>Shadow's Strike Team
Jeff Gordon
Hendrick Motorsports
Kamui
Mercenaries
Megu - Blood Sisters
Sora
>Shadow's Strike Team
Jimmie Johnson
Hendrick Motorsports
Talos Shrine
Mercenaries
Misaki Mei - Blood Sisters
Alvin
>Shadow's Strike Team
Asriel Dreemurr
Mercenaries
Chase Elliott
Hendrick Motorsports
Dell Eisenwolf
Team Evil
Hubert Oswell
>Shadow's Strike Team
Rikka Takanashi - Blood Sisters
Tank Dempsey
Mercenaries
William Byron
Hendrick Motorsports
(Today's Xfinity Series winner at Indianapolis!)
Adam Henrique
Team Evil
Kotori Itsuka
Cinderellas
>>10602270
>>10602287
>>10602294
>>10602305
The boys are here and raring to go.
>>10602283
>>10602290
>>10602298
>>10602308
Let's do this
Arashi Nikaidou - Blood Sisters
Spanks
Team Evil
Monopoly Man
>Capitalism
>>10602281
>>10602289
>>10602300
>>10602309
We're here!
Roberto Alejandro Martinez-Millan Luis Santiago, Jr
>Spic house
>>10602285
>>10602292
>>10602306
>>10602325
Ready as always.
Benjamin Franklin
>Capitalism
Scatposter
Team Evil
Claire Rouge
Cinderellas
John D, Rockefeller
>Capitalism
Ronnie Anne
>Spic house
>>10602301
>>10602310
>>10602327
>>10602351
This community is cancer and I will not stand for it.
Illuminati
>Capitalism
Napoleon Bonaparte
>Strategist Team
Carl Casagrande
>Spic house
i submit this glazed bagel
Stella Vermillion
Cinderellas
GLaDOS
>Strategist Team
>>10602335
>>10602349
>>10602360
>>10602375
Capitalism, READY TO CRUSH EVERYONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
Booker DeWitt
>Strategist Team
Mio Naruse
Cinderellas
Kinky Minion
Team Minion
Porfirio Diaz
>Strategist Team
Sergio
>Spic house
Hitler Minion
Team Minion
Pony Minion
Team Minion
>>10602378
>>10602394
>>10602405
>>10602425
Για τη νίkη
>>10602343
>>10602366
>>10602381
>>10602427
the Spic house esta lista!
Pepe Minion
Team Minion
>>10602313
>>10602353
>>10602389
>>10602414
Don't mind me, just watching Jojo with some friends.
>>10602421
>>10602436
>>10602454
>>10602470
Ori's armada of cancer is ready to fight.
>>10602475
All of these anime girls look exactly the same
>>10602495
Battle of the Clones style, the true spirit of TB, same tribute four times with slight changes.
>>10602489
Today you're the enemy
No mercy
>>10602489
Blame nobody but yourself for what happens to you.
>>10602489
Έτσι, αυτό είναι πόλεμος
good luck to the teams or something
>>10602489
Tonight. You.
>>10602495
Well that was exactly what I had in mind for that team.
>>10602489
delet this
>>10602489
I don't know what's going on here, but I'm rooting for the underdogs.
Capra Demon
i didn't think i'd actually have to post my team
Firebrand
Capra's Crew of Deadbeat Demons and Washed-out Weaponmasters
Taskmaster
Capra's Crew of Deadbeat Demons and Washed-out Weaponmasters
Tenten
Capra's Crew of Deadbeat Demons and Washed-out Weaponmasters
>>10602761
>>10602785
>>10602815
>>10602829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEUMjqOu2ZQ
here i am
>>10602761
>>10602785
>>10602815
>>10602829
>>10602878
yeah that's the point
Okay all and thank you for your patience! Class IS in session now. We have our heroes...and our antagonists! Are we ready?!
>>10602930
Class is in session.
>>10602930
let's get started now
>>10602930
The minions will survive
>>10602930
Here's hoping I don't lose half my team on the Bloodbath like I normally do.
>>10602930
Let's do this!
Get to class and lets fucking start, nerds!
>>10602930
If my team suffers from infighting, this will be the only time they'll be used.
>>10602973
Boring first day.
Bowman's rooting from the sidelines!
>>10603004
Well this is already off to a fantastic start.
>>10603004
oh neat capra demon got gave payback on monopoly man
>>10603004
Son of a bitch. Team kill right off the bat.
That's why cows shouldnt be cheerleaders. Too heavy!
A rich man and pirate shows a cyclops how to play football too well
This TLH spinoff is getting weird
Trash hook you up with the good Wumpa Leaves
Everybody wants to be a god, Carl
Stella no! It might be shit!
Gotta keep up that edge, eh Shadow?
Capra? The bully? Interesting. i thought you were the bully killer
Its easy to do that when you're sent back a grade. I feel smarter
TenTen you pervert!
Snitches get stitches, bitches
What kind of doctor are you?
>>10603157
Pants are for nerds.
>>10603157
Shadow, it's over, boyo. Infinite has taken your crown and ran with it.
>>10603157
When I said "I hope I don't lose half my team on the Bloodbath", That doesn't mean that I wanted to happen the day AFTER.
>>10603157
F for Firebrand
Trash is getting trashed on Blue Moon Keg
Jesus man, it just a test. Don't suicide by truck!
Everybody is being a stalker Sasquatch today...even men
Well knowing Dell, that's not much of a stretch
What happen when two shitposter get together with a human being? Carnage~
Chase Elliot X Hitler Minion! Someone get the love calculator
These three know how to party!
Good job, Shadow! Get second base, you mad man
Jesus, who's bottom?
Nigga, how can you get cyberbully? Just walk away from that da computer. Smfh lol
Tank rides the bone zone
Kowtori gets a sexy date too!
Banana fro you and you!
>>10603295
Stay away from that THING, Misaki.
>>10603295
>adam is possibly the scatposter
>adam literally ate himself
heh
>>10603295
Don't fall for it! She's going to try to turn you into one of them!
>>10603295
Jeff can wheel a stock car at over 200 MPH, skateboard tricks are child's play.
Nice work Jimmie.
Chase is better than that. That ship will never come true.
>>10603295
hmm
>>10603333
check these damn quints fuckers
>>10603333
Check'd
>>10603333
Quads checked
>>10603358
lol
>>10603333
Neat.
>>10603358
>>10603368
>>10603370
100% Quints, I swear.
Johnny needs help it seems
Hey! Just like real life
HAHAHAHAH! Hubert
Congrats William! You get to be tree # 2
Eisenwolf just can't show off his school spirit
Carl, you'll never learn
Hooray! A Talos statue!
Tank will probably get stuck on the slide too
Don't brag about your car. You'll die. Blackbeard didnt and he's getting pussy
Shadow can finally show off his main talent!
>No chaos emeralds allowed
You'll need a.....tailor
Uhhh, i have questions about this preggo
Misaki?! Over me?! Not fair
tfw bullied by a parrot
>>10603394
So far so good. Despite being down half my team.
>>10603393
You need to learn how to count.
>>10603394
Well of course he'd get into track easy. Also, god damn it, Sora. Kill that thing.
>>10603394
Jeff hanging with Jimmie, sounds right.
Nice job William.
Fuck em up Chase.
Status Report!
Well everyone, we're done with Round 1! Cinderellas and Hendrick Motorsport are absolutely flawless! Meanwhile, are teams of E V I L are down 50%! It's anyone game here in Team Battle! Let's see who is THE Valedictorian
>>10603492
We're gonna be okay.
>>10603492
>only 1 kill for my team
good enough i guess
>>10603492
>Alvin the first dead
Yup. Nothing unusual here.
>>10603492
Minions must fall
>>10603492
Good Job Jimmie Johnson
What did Rockefeller do to Claire anyway?
Hard to NOT see a big fellow like that
It's not that embarrassing to Kamui though
One of these things is not like the other!
The Appletini is before the vodka
Pepe stole your title, Shadow
What's this?! Betrayal!
Into the ze ga-...rocket
Booker the pedophile
They're stalking each other on the racetrack. Not THAT hard
Dell, stop hitting on my right hand man
Misaki got that street kred
Stella a shit confirmed
Preggo is cheating with a beast and texted a furry. What an adventure
Next stop: The Brave Little Toaster World!
>>10603647
I DO NOT WANT IN THIS LOVE TRIANGLE
William and Jimmie being weird
Poor Chase.
>>10603647
wow that friendly fire laura style had to happen eventually
>>10603647
Hopefully that coolness will come back to aid her sometime down the line.
>>10603647
>Minions are getting kills
>My team is slowly dwindling
I want the pain to end.
A poor doggo was terribly slaughtered! Now there's shit everywhere and Mio is sneezing!
Misaki kissing the skeleton
It easy to throw and lift a tank
>Wants to be like Kamui
What does he mean by that?
We learned from a yellow source that JJ stil wets the bed
Running with your arms flailing in the background deserves fucking death
Glados definitely could see a therapist
Give him a W-H-O-A!
I'm reading Scartian Legacy and Legend of Brash. Good books
REJECTION
*INSERT X FILES THEME HERE*
>>10603791
GET AWAY FROM THAT PIECE OF TRASH, RIKKA.
>>10603791
>tenten was literally useless throughout the game
damn
go taskmaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHZWZ7RzE-U
>>10603791
Jeff bullying his successor in the 24, sounds about right.
>>10603791
delet that bitch, Hubie.
Alright boys and girls, it's time for a field trip to the poconos! Also, this is an arena event and good amount of you are gonna fucking die
or will you? Find out!
>>10603919
FUCKING MINIONS
>>10603919
>whole team is dead already
my luck is gone desu
>>10603919
That's quite the bullet dodged, right there.
>>10603919
>>10603919
Fuck, Hubert! And that fucking Minion!
MOTHERFU- I mean. Moving on
Anime + Nascar + Cow woman + School = Nickelodeon highest rank show!
That's racist, i think
HEEEERE'S TANK!
Shadow, you fat fuck. Run it off in a special zone
That is the most disgusting orgy on this planet. You know why...
Damn it Spanks! Stop thinking about being cucked and study already
Tic-toc! Here comes the Croc!
>>10604017
I'm sure that this stream of good luck is going to end sometime soon.
>>10604017
Sounds like an interesting show.
>>10604017
Lay off the onion rings, son.
Will, you cant hide from the minions. Face your fears, lad
Minion? Cheating? Naaahhh
After that orgy, Sergio's mind is broken.
Oh he's dead...again.
Porfirio, that's fucking gross
Misaki, you're so steamy
The cow is preggo, but who's the father?! Vote now
Tank, they're people, not speedbumps
EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY: Spanks...versus...Illuminati! BEGIN!
That's hot
Booker and Claire being utter cunts, it seems
>>10604150
Avoid dying another day, check.
Killing the Minion, not just yet.
>>10604150
reeeee
>>10604150
That minion can't keep getting away with it.
>>10604150
>porfirio masturbates to pictures of dell
And with that, we've reach the end of Round 2! After that trip to the Poconos, we are significantly lowered! My team, Kaz and Co, Shadow's Strike Team, and Capra's Something You Know Whatever is fucking dead. Meanwhile, one diabolical minion remains with 50% of another evil team! Sergio, William, and the Illuminati are pulling their team by a thread! Let's watch what happens!
>>10604282
The Poconos? I like the Poconos!
>>10604282
>2nd dead last
wow
>>10604282
I would die so long as it meant that the Minion dies with me.
Have you ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?
After being paid off by Frog, a certain act was committed
It's time to play a new game from Hasbro: "Spike the Punch"
A parrot driving a car? Sounds bizarre
Sheesh, first i fucked someone to death on her team, now the Illuminati. Bad luck
You're back home, shitty waifu
>>10604408
Well damn.
Good game everyone, someone kill that damn minion.
>>10604408
We're still in this thing. We can still pull through.
>>10604408
Whoever kills the minion gets 1 bitcoin
Huh, unlike your team captain, your food isn't fatal
Polly want a CRACKer
The mystery is over everybody!
Wolves are different from cars. Thats why you died
Brain damage or evil incantation? You decide!
One team of evil is dead, kids
>>10604497
They've all got different quirks about each other.
>>10604497
Somebody kill this goddamn minion.
Glad Dell died at least.
>>10604497
You've decided your fate minion
Time for a pizza party! Misaki rocking it with the Degiorno, Pepe with the Celeste, and Booker and Diaz got Ellios with that "oregano" if you know what i mean
>>10604570
KILL. THE. MINION.
>>10604570
REMOVE
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>>10604570
totino's is better
>>10604570
The Minion will die soon enough, I'm sure. We've just gotta wait.
A high, but hostile Diaz gets his homework done with "help"
No matter what...despite this assassination attempt...he just won't die
Damn! It's just a test! Okay, into the Shadow Realm for you
>>10604634
FUCKING CHRIST.
>>10604634
That's it. I'm just gonna Jinx the Minion real quick.
This minion is gonna win, and it's gonna be great.
Now we wait. Thank me later.
>>10604634
It's over, isn't it?
Blood Sisters, Strategist, and Minions...these are the final teams for the end of this round. This is the final round. Let's find out who lives. The light side or the dark side. It's on
>>10604749
It's all on Porfirio and Misaki
We're fucked
>>10604749
Just gotta wait.
It's a rather peaceful day. The last contestants are in varied moods. Sleeping like a baby, nervous wreck, and deep thinking
>>10604796
The pressure mus be getting to her. It's fine, Misaki. It's all about to come full circle.
>>10604796
We're all Misaki right now
Fuck school, let's go to the fair.
Interesting. When one does the one pound bubblegum test, always remember to breather
>>10604869
PRAISE THE GOOD LORD
>>10604869
There is a god after all. Rooting Misaki.
>>10604869
Au revoir pute
>>10604869
Still waiting for that "thank you, Megu".
>>10604926
OH SHIT! We have a winnner! Alrighty, friendos, who won? Was it:
>Misaki Mei of Blood Sisters
>Porfirio Diaz of the Strategist
Post your bets, choices, and jinxes! Lets end this
>>10604869
Glad that fucking minion died
>>10604985
Come on Misaki!
>>10604985
I'm going Misaki
>>10604985
.00000003 BTC on Porfirio
HERE is your winner
>>10605043
Ayy. gg, Megu.
>>10605043
It's a nice feeling.
Congratulations, Misaki Mei of Blood Sisters, you are the valedictorian AND the winner of TEAM BATTLE XXXIX
>>10605043
Congrats Megu!
Thanks for hosting Kaz!
Here are the placements. I'll post the goodbye in a moment
>>10605076
Same time tomorrow?
>>10605076
Thanks for hosting.
Thank you all so much for participating and you're welcome for the game! This has been a great Team Battle and evil was beaten! Be sure to tune in for next time, tomorrow at 9:00pm est for booking for TEAM BATTLE XL
With all that and more, good night and toodles!
>>10605150
Thanks for the game, Kaz. Night all.
Finish