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/tlhg/ - The Loud House General
Best edition

>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org

>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2

>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS

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>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe

>Extras:
http://pastebin.com/59KNQH3Z

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News:

>Paramount making The Loud House Movie due 2020
http://deadline.com/2017/03/spongebob-loud-house-sherlock-gnomes-1202054433

>New Books & DVD Announced
http://nickalive.blogspot.com/2017/03/new-loud-house-books-and-dvd-announced.html

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Upcoming:

ARGGH! You For Real?/Garage Banned (7/24)
>Lincoln and Clyde find out that “ARGGH!” is coming to town and decide to go to the taping./ Tired of her siblings, Lori moves to the garage, but quickly finds it is more than she bargained for.

Job Insecurity (7/25)
>When the children discover that their father is not at his old job anymore, they begin to worry it might be their fault.

Change of Heart (7/26)
>Clyde is desperate to learn how to act normal around Lori, so he enlists Leni’s help.

Health Kicked (7/27)
>Worried that their parents are hurting their health from not being active, the children encourage them to exercise.

Lynn-er Takes All (7/28)
>Tired of Lynn’s poor sportsmanship during board games, the siblings decide to team up to take her down.
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I WANT TO CUM INSIDE YOUNG GREAT GRANDMA HARRIETt
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An older Lily is a cute Lily!
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>>10600854
Fuck you
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I love my gf
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Do you think Lucy likes to watch ARGGH! with Lincoln?
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>>10601291
I won
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>>10601301
No.
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>>10601301
To fake for her
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Reminder that Lincoln is a manga-reading weeaboo.
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>>10601372
Delete this.
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>>10601372
prove it
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>>10601301
>Lucy watching a show about catching or messing with her friends
>>10601372
>baitfag
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>>10601411
>People saying what I don't like is bait

>>10601394
>>10601386
Slice of Life pilot.
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>>10601301
Only as an excuse to cuddle with him
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>>10600854
Shit edition
Shit thread
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>>10601372
And?
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>>10601424
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>10601424
>bringing up an argument from a previous thread to cause a fight isn't bait
Nice try, deletefag.
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>>10601457
Best*
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>>10601487
And if it bait you'd be falling for it over and over again, so what does that make you?
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>>10601466
EDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXD
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hav this
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So, anon. You don't want to have sex with Luan, right? I mean, that'd be wrong. You don't want to strip her naked and hold her hot, blushing body against yourself, right? And you don't want to rub your hands down her neck, to her smooth breasts, then down her back to her pliant buttocks, do you? Only a creep would want that.

And surely you don't want to lower your face to her pussy, smell her femininity, and rub her clitoris with your tongue... right? You don't want that, do you? You don't want to stand over her and look into her sparkling eyes as she nods in consent, right? And then you definitely don't want to watch her wince as your penis becomes the first to slide inside of her body, do you?

You're not the kind of pervert who would slide your hips forward and back rhythmically, stimulating her from the inside out, turning your love into shared lust, would you? And please don't tell me you'd wrap your arms around her as she begins to moan and quiver until finally erupting in orgasm underneath you. Only a complete and total pervert would want anything like that. You don't want that, do you anon?
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>>10601515
>calling out bait is falling for it
Nice logic, underage.
>>10601511
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>>10601567
I'd rather stick my dick in a rusty pipe than inside Luan.
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>>10601567
I'm not into zoophilia, sorry.
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>>10601547
Nice
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>>10601577
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>>10601547
pyg your work seems off, not really your best work.
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>>10601567
No.
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>>10601682
What's his best work?
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>>10601567
Luan

>Ugliest design (widow's peak, beaver teeth, plad clothes)
>Female Rodney Dangerfield, 95% of her dialogue are shitty one-liners, 4% is "GET IT?!" and 1% is actual relevant sentences.
>Abusive towards her siblings aside from one scene with Lily.
>None of them can stand her, Lynn whacks her once and everyone but Dad just groans at her jokes.
>Even Luna has more backstory and development.
>Pulled a prank on Lincoln where she literally had rabid raccoons attack her sibling.
>Always goes "Get it?! GET IT?!" like the attention whore she is.
>Looks even more like a monkey than Luna does.
>Has no future.
>Even the baby is more interesting than her.
>Thought an ideal date for her brother was an ugly fat chick
>She abuses animals, her own pets no less
>Her family clearly dreads her being around on April Fool's because of how insufferable she is
>Her own family locked her in a cage so they didn't have to deal with her
>Confirmed psychopath that doesn't give a fuck about others
>Ronnie Anne was the highlight of Luan's episode
>Clyde is less annoying than her
>Male Luan had the worst design and voice
>She is a confirmed slut
>In her second episode, she got overshadowed by Maggie, a literal one-off character
>Did her best to ruin the Christmas Special
>Luan is so dull they have to recycle a previous episode's plot for her third focus episode
>Family was fucking ECSTATIC at sending her away for a weekend
>Bleached an eight year-old
>Sent her sister flying through the air
>Set a monkey on her other sister
>Dropped a six year-old into a vat of pies she's allergic to
>Corrupted Lynn Sr.
>Can't laugh it off that she got pranked like a good sport, instead swore revenge like an autist
>Three Luan episodes in a row that were 0/10s
>Luanfags BTFO once more

Luan confirmed for WORST SISTER.
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ANON - Update and New Chapters List (MO4444R!)
>https://pastebin.com/DMPFQ29u

HIGHLIGHTED FIC OF THE DAY
>>Lincoln Loud's Loud House Survival Guide<<
Author: OmegaInfinity
Hiatus - https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12089072/1/Lincoln-Loud-s-Loud-House-Survival-Guide
Last Update: 20-09-2016
>In lincoln absence Lori steps forward to keep the peace with the help of a book

NEWS & Q/A

>hospice-writer >Small update to Lily's Crush
https://pastebin.com/AQdtvVem Lily's Crush

>hypnobob >after a shitton of agonizing, heres the update to The Loud that Leapt Through Time, finally.
https://pastebin.com/xa10CnSg The Loud that Leapt Through Time (WIP)

>CaptainDarko >New Chapter now on Pastebin
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12431581/14/The-Prodigal-Lincoln-Stigmata
https://pastebin.com/pYXMdtCt The Prodigal Lincoln: Stigmata (Chapter 14)

>TotCall720 >Now on Pastebin
https://pastebin.com/3VtRYp8s The Loud House Future Love Run Amok! - Ch15

>wheatgrass >To anyone who read this, sorry this was so delayed.
https://pastebin.com/edit/qPpETiXB A Little Problem-Chapter 2 (WIP)

>Yaridovich23 >I'll pop it in here for now, and will continue if I come up with something good:
https://pastebin.com/SNmM9MdK Lost and Found Misc. Greentexts

>Eospag >(Warning, contains reverse birth or pussy vore, which ever it's called.)
https://pastebin.com/BA3uNCfM Born Again

>hypnobob >ran outta steam, so ill try to finish this tomorrow
https://pastebin.com/PJZnuLPi Big Kid Test (NSFW)

>UnderratedHero >Is basically a little Lisa story, how the family reacted at first when learning she was a genius and putting special emphasis on Leni.
https://pastebin.com/fWZniSQv The Gift

>Straight-Fire >Pretty good. I managed another 1000 words on my SFW Lucyfix, plus I finished the rough idea of the next Lonific.
https://pastebin.com/FEhaXdky Trippin'

>wheatgrass >Alright, I'll make it extra rapey. Just for you.
https://pastebin.com/XKZ0YupR Through Thicc and Thin
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>>10601711
Good point.
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>>10601736
>Highlighted fic
>One that hasn't been updated in close to a year
If you insist on doing this shit at least do a proper job of it.
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If you could rate the overall quality of this hiatus by assigning it a numerical value between 1 and 10, 1 being absolutely fucking terrible in every conceivable way and 10 being a fun and fulfilling day at Disney World with friends, what number would you assign it?
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>>10601667
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>>10601768
1. I think this hiatus may be the worst the general has ever been, and that's saying something.
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>>10601768
I rarely care about the show anymore I just come here to shitpost, and post my waifu.
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I want to fuck this PigSlut so hard her mind goes completely blank and she can't even form a coherent sentence
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>>10601812
This. The show was never good, just has waifus.
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>>10601547
That's pretty nice, pyg! If you're still looking for a little advice, her asscheek that's farther away is noticeably bigger than the closer cheek.

Still, would grope, knead and spank.I like it.
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>>10601853
The show can still be good at times. Besides, we're rating the general here, not the show.
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>>10601768
> fun and fulfilling 10/10
> day at Didney Worl with friends
Pick one.

That said, I think it was worse back when we had the "literally me" and Sam copypastas running out of control, about a year ago. This one is no lower than a 4.
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>>10601768
1. This is flat out the worst fucking hiatus I've ever seen, and I've been here over a year now.
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>>10601547
her head looks a little more big from the thumbnail so i tried to fix it
>>10601641
thank you
>>10601682
why?
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Discord link?
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>>10601782
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>>10601853
The show was good for a couple weeks, roughly from the blackout episode to the Sharon Demonet episode.
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>>10601928
public discord is now private.
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>>10601900
I'm not saying it doesn't have it's moments, but it doesn't make me want to keep watching episodes.

I'd say the general is as shit as most are. This hiatus however is one of the poorer ones I've seen.
>>10601938
It has potential, but the people is charge are awful and are squandering it.
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>>10601929
Why am I so aroused by tiny titties in bras, but not big ones? Is there something wrong with me?
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Just why in the hell has this hiatus been so much worse than the last couple?
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>>10601973
I blame Sullivan, I swear if they make another main/side character gay/trans I'm dropping this show.
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>>10602003
It's been fine for me
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>>10602003
Because the episode the hiatus ending with is L is for Love, which gave us gay Luna, and since no other new episodes came out we was forced to let that episode sit and settle.
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>>10602004
There's been talk Clyde may be gay for Lincoln come the Change of Heart episode. The title screen seems to back it up.
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>>10601828
You have your rights and I have mine.
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>>10602003
because you can't have a constructive conversation with anybody here.
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>>10602004
That was pretty bad. It was shoved and obvious. Chances are they'll Clyde a fag though. That or maybe Leni.
>>10602046
This. People hated the episode and with nothing else to talk about on a not so big show, it doesn't allow for much except shitposting.
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>>10601947

ugh, bunch of fags
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>>10602046
Bi. But I guess, I would just think people would be over it by now.
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>>10602073
Blame the general. A bunch of people here decided to raid it, so they closed it off.
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>>10602078
If you're Bi then by default you are also Gay, we have been over this before.
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>>10602004
>
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>>10602113
>9gag
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>>10602054
What
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>>10602134
RIP
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>>10601754
Is it even Zilla anymore? Maybe some bot.
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>>10602054
I want to say that they wouldn't, because that could wreck their friendship, or whatever. But, at this point, I just don't know anymore.
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>>10602164
What is happening scooby?
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Who's the worst anon here?
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>>10602138
Something about how the title shows Lori and Lincoln's reflected in Clyde's glasses, rather than Lori and Leni. Some people theorize Clyde used Lori to just get closer to Lincoln. Then again, him nosebleeding and having panic attacks when around Lori wouldn't make sense anymore. Then again, if Sullivan is writing it, chances are he just wouldn't care.
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>>10602188
You
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>>10602182
It could always be that Clyde doesn't let Lincoln know about his crush. I mean believe me, I don't want it to happen, but it could still happen...
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>>10602188
The three people here who aren't in love with Luan, of course!
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>>10602210
True.
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>>10602186
too much, raggy...
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>>10602226
Less true.
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>>10602095

ugh, bunch of fags
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>>10602226
Stop trying to push Luan, she's not as popular as Lynn or Leni, she never was, and never will be.
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>>10602237
Is something about Fred , Velma or Daphne?
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Roast Lincoln
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>>10602193
This is it, I was just joking at first, but Sullivan might actually be trying to turn as many main character gay as possible. And since anyone who would go against his gay agenda will get called homophobic, no one can stop him.
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Cute Lana
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>>10602330
He roasts himself enough.
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>>10602345
Sexy Lana
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>>10602330
you smell like shit and period blood
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>>10602063
Yes?
Anon, can e have an honest moment? I'm getting the vibe that you, well, that you don't like the pigslut Lucy meme. Is this true?
Perhaps you'd like to talk about why it bothers you so much... You don't have to share, but is you do I promise that this is a [spoiler]safe space[/spoiler]
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>>10602345
>Lana demonstrating what she wants you to do to her ass
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>>10602336
I've never unironically hoped for the lynching of someone before, but guess there's a first time for everything.
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>>10602380
Its not that I dislike it, I just dont find it that funny. But that's just my opinion. You do you, I do me.
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>>10602297
Wouldn't you like the know?
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>>10602297
all of them, raggy...they're dead...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-bMd7QUfUc
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>>10602380
>pigslut Lucy meme.
It's not a meme when it's canon. Lucy is the most boycrazy Loud.
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>>10602440
Well, this thread took a turn.
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>>10602440
Zoinks!
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>>10602440
are you kidding scooby? ... oh no ... why?
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>>10602415
>I just dont find it that funny.
Good, because it's not a joke nor is it a meme. It's canon anon, he's just spreading awareness.
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>>10602451
>Lucy is the most boycrazy Loud.
>baiting this hard when Rita exists
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>>10602520
i don't know, raggy...
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The thread was talking about the show and I ruined it. I'm sorry.
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>>10602533
Are those Lunafags he's sitting on?
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>>10602540
>Implying that Lucy won't destroy Rita's child birth record the second she's able to reproduce.
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>This artist's Lynn's are always bored
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>>10602568
I think it's Lanafags. You can see an "A" behind his left foot.
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>>10602568
I believe it's Lynnfags
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So when exactly did Lucy decide to become trans?
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>>10602590
Well HIS right foot. Our left.
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>>10602578
>implying Rita doesn't take dick from the whole town
>implying she doesn't have the kinkiest mind
She was thrown out of a hotel for a reason.
>>10602590
I saw it, but I didn't know that Lana lost her fags.
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What if Luna tried so hard and got so far but it the end it didn't even matter?
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Why not tell us watcha
>WATCHIN
>PLAYIN
>LISTENIN TO
>DRAWIN
>WRITIN
>WHATEVER-IN
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>>10602564
You don´t made it ... right scooby? ...right?
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>>10602629
>tfw LP is now over
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>>10602583
Of course
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>>10602637
Why not tell us what YOU're
>WATCHIN
>PLAYIN
>LISTENIN TO
>DRAWIN
>WRITIN
>WHATEVER-IN
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>>10602656
yeah....
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>>10602629
I hope Luna fails at everything she tries to do.
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>>10602637
>WATCHIN
About to watch Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
>PLAYIN
Splatoon 2
>LISTENIN TO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0A6xF0mmA8
>DRAWIN
stuff
>WHATEVER-IN
>>10602680
there ya go
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>>10602699
She's already gotten the approval of her idol, and a girlfriend.
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>>10602680
>WATCHIN
Art Stream
>PLAYIN
The quiet Game
>LISTENIN TO
The A/C
>DRAWIN
Blanks
>WRITIN
Not today
>WHATEVER-IN
I should go to bed soon.
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>>10602682
fuck...fuck... what we gonna do now?
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Rita has gotten pregnant 10 fucking times, how does she do it?
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>>10602752
Because Lynn Sr. fucked her ten times. Come on, anon, it's a pretty simple concept.
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>>10602752
No, MY mom has gotten pregnant 10 times. Rita has gotten pregnant 11 times.
1 boy + 10 girls = 11 pregnancies
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>>10602745
i don't know, raggy...hold me..
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>>10602771
The twins were one pregnancy.
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>>10602752
Lynn Sr ejaculates inside of her.
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>>10602680
>Listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcY_v9nB0gI
>whatevering
Drained after a party last night. May decide to play a game later. In the mean time, you people should entertain me.
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>>10602771
>Forgetting Lana and Lola are twins
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>>10602790
No, you were one pregnancy. Come on, it's not that hard.
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I wrote a lewd fic I'd like to share. Is it a good time to greentext it?
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>>10602637
>>WATCHIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVEcgB4BZOE
>>WRITIN
either finish that lynncoln green from a couple days ago or start developing off of the miss johnson green from a few weeks ago
>>WHATEVER-IN
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>>10602583
For whatever reason, a few artists like Bored Lynn
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>>10602797
No, because Lola clearly states she was born 5 minutes after. It was a fast pregnancy, but it was there. Lynn Sr works fast.
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>>10602798
Oh, this is bait. My bad.
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>>10602637
>PLAYIN
Battlegrounds

>LISTENIN TO
https://youtu.be/ZzYhEYLHWes

>WHATEVER-IN
>water main for the town is fixed
>water still isn't safe to drink
>it's raining
>mfw
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>>10602771
She's given birth 11 times, but only gotten pregnant 10 times, you must not know your mom very well huh?
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>>10602371
>Implying that is a bad thing
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>>10602804
Yeah, why not
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>>10602629
>tfw never got to go to a LP concert
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>>10602067
What supports the Leni being a fag thing?
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>>10602826
Nope, a few artists like the guy asking for it.
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>>10602837
>I better turn my mistake into a joke
What you are doing is nothing new, just another form of damage control.
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>>10602837
The man has no say in how fast a pregnancy is, gook.
>>10602875
Retards usually are. Even worse is she's super tolerant. I'm still hoping for nun Leni though.
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>>10602852
Alright. Let's get started then.
>Ronaldo Santiago knocked on the door and patiently waited for someone to answer. He knew it would take a while, since the “Loud house” lived up to its nickname, and usually there was too much noise for any of the ten boys to hear anything. He hoped that at least one would be in the living room, and he prayed that it was either Loki or Loni. Loki was a bro, they always played video games and stuff whenever the teenager would go to the Santiago house on a date with Roberta, Ron’s older sister. Loni was ok, too. He was always kind towards Ron.

>The rest of the brothers, on the other hand…

>The door was opened, and Ron swallowed hard when he realized that it was Lynn who received him. The thirteen years old boy frowned and laid against the door frame.

>“Well, well, well. What’s up, Ronnie?”

>To say that he was not even a bit intimidated would be lying. Ron was no stranger to rough playing and even some fights now and then, but Lynn’s reputation preceded him. The Loud House was, on the most part, enemy territory for the young Santiago, and Lynn Jr was definitely one you would rather have on your side.

>He cleared his throat and put his hands on his hoodie’s pocket, trying to look smug and casual.

>“I prefer Ron, actually”, he told him for the thousand time.

>“Oh, sorry, I’ll keep that in mind. So, I guess you came here to see Linka, Ronnie?” Asked Lynn, glaring at the visit.

>“I-I, uh… I mean, yes, actually.”

>“You know, the first time you came here I wanted to punch you in the face so hard you’d have to go to the bathroom to get your teeth back”, happily said Lynn, looking at his knuckles.

>“Yeah, you told me that the day we met.”

>“I know, right? I gotta say it, though, you have balls to keep coming here even though you know most of us hate you.”

>“Thanks.”
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>>10602848
I know her better than her miscarriages do.

>>10602892
Here's one of them now.
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>>10602782
hold her* who is gonna feed us with those snacks now scooby? ... who is gonna make our social life exist now scooby? ...who is gonna make our existence worthy now scooby?...
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>>10602923

>“You’re welcome. And believe me, the only reason I haven’t kicked you out of the house and forbidden you from seeing my little sister is because she likes hanging out with you, and will probably get sad if I do anything to ya. I’d do anything to protect her and keep her safe, mind you. So make yourself a favor and do not try to do anything with her, alright, Ronnie?”

>Ron gulped and his hand closed itself around his skateboard with such strength that his knuckles became white.

>“Jeez, man, I just wanna invite her to the arcades. Anyway, is she home or am I just losing my time here?”

>Lynn smiled at both his evident discomfort and his false bravado.

>“The good news for you is that she’s here, yes. Bad news is that you won’t even get close to see her because she--”

>Lynn didn’t finish his sentence as a hand grabbed him by his shoulders and violently shoved him aside, throwing him against the wall.

>“Hey, Ron, what’s up, man?” Said an unusually cheerful Lane.

>“Not much, I just came to--”

>“See Linka, yeah, figures. You know what? She’s in her room right now, why don’t you just go there and say hi?” The young comedian said, with a strange grin on his face.

>“What?! No!” Complained Lynn, quickly standing up and facing his older brother. “Are you nuts?! She’s--!”

>“She’s just reading her comics, that’s right!” Lane interrupted him, silencing Lynn by putting a hand on his mouth and pinning him down to the floor. “You know Ron, you should probably go before Lynn kicks both of our asses.”
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>>10602951
>The whole situation was too bizarre for Ron’s taste. Something weird was going on, but after seeing how hard Lynn was trying to free himself from Lane’s grip, he definitely didn’t want to be there long enough to be another punching bag.

>He swiftly made his ways to the stairs, and in a few seconds he was in front of Linka’s door. And at that moment, Ron made a choice. A seemingly unimportant choice, but one that would end up being probably the most important decision on his almost twelve years of life: he didn’t knock. He just opened up the door and walked inside Linka’s room. He only made it two steps in there before his heart stopped.

>Lane was right, Linka was wearing her comics. She was laying on her bed, looking away from poor Ron, with her comic book splayed in front of her.

>And she was in her underwear.

>Ron was speechless. He had of course seen girls in bikinis before, but for some reason, seeing his friend Linka wearing only a pair of orange panties was something different. And holy shit, he had quite the view of those panties. She was laying on her tummy and facing away from him, giving him a perfect view of those round, fleshy, freckled bums. The fabric was somewhat tucked between those sweet mountains. It was an astonishing view. He was hypnotized. He couldn’t even speak. He felt his face burning, probably with all the blood that was rushing to his cheeks. And he also felt blood rushing to his nether parts, awakening a certain part of his body.

>“I’m kinda busy right now”, Linka said, still looking at her comic, before sighing and starting to turn around. “Listen, Lexx, I told you, I don’t wanna play princess and p--”

>Their eyes met. Linka’s and Ron’s. They looked at each other for a split second. Long enough for him to realize that she wasn’t wearing anything to cover her torso.

>And then she screamed.
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>>10602935
noone,raggy...i guess it's time to kill ourselves..
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>>10602680
>WATCHIN
Thread
>LISTENIN TO
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GNkWac-Nm0A
>WHATEVER-IN
I'm glad that new episodes are on the way.
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>>10603008
>Linka was wearing her comics
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>>10602910
>Retards usually are. Even worse is she's super tolerant. I'm still hoping for nun Leni though.

Nigga, are you forgetting what happened in season 6?
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>>10603008
I take it that this wasn't proofread?
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>>10602923
>>10602951
>>10603008
>Ronniecoln and Linka in the same story
Man, I have never checked out of something faster.
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>>10602935
>>10603024
Hang on there, boys! We still need to catch that ghost that's been haunting the old mansion on the hill! C'mon, I got an idea for a trap that's sure to work!
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>>10603086
fuck

Also, the whole fic started after I saw pic related, so I thought I should include it as a tribute.

>>10603008
>Reacting quickly, Ron got out of her room and closed her door behind him.

>“RONALDO!” Yelled Linka. “WHAT THE HELL?!”

>“I’M SORRY, YOUR BROTHER LANE TOLD ME YOU WERE IN YOUR ROOM!” Answered a flustered Ron.

>“WHY DIDN’T YOU KNOCK?!”

>“WHY ARE YOU ONLY WEARING UNDERWEAR?!”

>“T-That’s…! I-I’m reading my comics!”

>“In your UNDIES?!”

>“I like to read them that way!”

>“Who the heck does that?!”

>“I do!”

>“RON, I’M GONNA KILL YOU!” Lynn’s voice shouted from downstairs, along with Lane’s hysterical laughter.

>Without thinking, Ron started to run to the exit. He was too flustered to think straight, he didn’t know what else to do. Lynn wasn’t there, maybe Lane had took the fight to another part of the house. Maybe he was gonna be able to reach the door before-

>Nope, there he was. Lynn Loud, coming from the living room with the angriest expression Ron had ever seen. This was it. He was going to kill him. Ron hadn’t even written his last wills. From the corner of his eyes, he saw the rest of the brothers minus Loki coming to see what was going on. A light bulb appear over his head.

>“Pile on Lynn!” Screamed Ron, pointing a finger at his friend’s older brother.

>Every other boy in the house let out a war cry and headed straight to Lynn’s position. The jock looked surprised for a second, and then he looked at Ron. He barely had time to mouth “I hate you” before Luke tackled him to the floor and everyone else jumped on top of them. Taking advantage of the distraction, he got out of the house, got on top of his skateboard and went as fast as he could to his house.
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>>10603112
>season 6
Yes. I was working too much to catch most of that one.
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>>10603126
BUT YOU'RE DEAD!
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>>10603118
It's not a Ronniecoln story though. This is merely the set up.

>>10603116
I'm a hack.
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>>10603127
Wouldn't it make more sense for her to be in a bra and panties.
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>>10603118
Nope it's LynnXRonnie
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>>10603126
F-fred, you're alive?!
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>>10603127
>He didn’t slow down not even for a second. He got inside his house, closed the door, and ran to his room. Only there he finally felt safe. Only there he finally took his time to catch his breath.

>Only then he noticed his dick was still hard as iron. He looked down, and even with his jeans on, the tent was quite noticeable. Oh, God, everyone on the neighborhood must have seen it. It was painfully trapped inside the hard fabric. It was so uncomfortable he immediately unbottoned his jeans, pulled down his zipper, and moved his hand down his undies.

>When his hand closed itself around his shaft, he suht his eyes and let out a muffled moan. It felt so good. He stroked his length from the base to the top a couple of times, loving the pressure on his glans and the smoothness of his rod. He had discovered masturbation and the joys of self-pleasure just a few months ago, but as almost all boys his age, he was trapped in that little vice. He would jack off at least once everyday, and he’d do it even more often if he had more privacy. He just had to settle to wait until everyone else was sleeping and had to be as silent as possible.

>Right now he was completely alone, though. He had the house for himself. His mom was working on the hospital, and Roberta was in a date with Loki, so she wouldn’t be home any time soon. He took his shoes off and his jeans were soon to hit the floor too. Now only in his tented underwear, he sat on his bed.
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>>10603159
>>10603177
This just raises more questions.
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So how's this for a suicide:

Buy a shotgun and head out into the woods somewhere, and find a spot to wedge the shot gun, I'll hold the barrel against my forehead with one of my hands.

Then take something like a firepoker so I can shove against the trigger. This way I can attempt to blow the top of my head clean off.

What are the chances I survive something like this? I'm giving myself till I'm 30 (I'm 24 now).

Screen cap this, because if I go through with it I'm going to ask someone to put it on /gif/ to give back to the people.
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>>10603177
>LynnXRonnie
My turn to nope out.
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>>10603126
>>10603196
Fred thanks to God ... now Scooby why are you lying all this time?
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>>10603229
Why don't you kill yourself right now?
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>>10603159
>I'm a hack.
Then stop being one.
>this Scooby Doo bot posting.
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>>10603214
>He was about to take the last piece of clothe off, but he decided against it. He needed to relieve his horniness, but simple porn wouldn’t do it. He had the image of a pantless Linka burned into his pupils. That freckled butt, for Christ’s sake. He got even harder just by thinking of it. Just by thinking of biting it. He wanted to touch it, to massage it. But it was her undies what was really fueling his imagination. That fresh pair of orange panties. He wanted to have them so bad…

>That’s when he got the idea. He wanted-- no, he needed to have some panties.

>And he knew exactly where to find them.


>>10603218
That ronniecoln r63 pic made me realize there's an absolutely underrated ship in this show, so I wanted to make something for it. As I said, I included that Lynnka scene as a set up for Ron's "motivations" and also as a tribute to that pic, because it really started it all.
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>>10603256
yes..hehehe i got you, raggy!
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>>10603196
Yea, that ghost totally didn't cleave into my spinal cord and isn't wearing it like a necklace right now. Lets get going, guys, Daphne is waiting at the door with Scooby Snacks!
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>>10603260

Because there's something I'm trying to achieve, and if I can't THEN I'll cash out.
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>>10602608
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She was BORN trans.
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>>10603229
Won'twork/10. You'll turn your head into hamburger, but you're not gonna make it clean. At any rate, consider not committing suicide. There are far better things to do with your life.
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>>10603267
>“Oh, Bebe! Uggggh!”

>“Yeah! Ah! Yeah!”

>“God, you’re so tight!”

>“Keep going! Keep going! I’m close, I’m so close!”

>“Oh, shit, I’m cumming Bebe!”

>“N-No, hang on! Just a little--!”

>“I’M CUMMING!”

>Loki’s thrusting became more erratic, more powerful, more unpredictable, until he finally pushed forward with all his strength and weight, burying his six inches inside Roberta’s cunt. He let out loud grunts as he released all his seed, filling up the condom like a water balloon. His panting and heavy breathing started to tarnish Vanzilla’s windows.

>He finally collapsed over his girlfriend’s rigid body, stroking her back and kissing her shoulder blades.

>“Oh, Bebe, that was amazing”, he said, completely out of breath. “I haven’t felt this good in literally months. Okay, just lemme take it out now...”

>As he withdrew his now deflating cock from its warm envelope, he gave his girlfriend one last ounce of pleasure, before it was definitely over.

>He settled himself in the backseat of Vanzilla, while Roberta sat up too. Her vagina was still twitching and a little bit sore, and it was begging for relief. A relief that, as usual, wasn’t going to come. Just like she wasn’t going to cum after all. This wasn’t the first time this had happened, of course. Lately, Loki had been paying less and less attention to her needs. Always leaving her yearning for more. Always cumming just when she was starting to feel that tingly sensation inside her, signs of her approaching orgasm.


/ss/ time bois
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>>10603289
scooby snacks?!
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>>10603290
What's your goal, anon?
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>>10603289
scooby snacks!?
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>>10603305

doesn't matter if it's not clean, I'll be in the woods. At any rate all I care about is if I'll be straight up dead with little chance of being a veg
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>>10603309
Is this another person, or did you seriously abruptly cut to another scene?
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>>10603339
>doesn't matter if it's not clean,
That's the point, gook. Clean kills are what you want so you don't become a veg. Even worse if it's in the woods away from people to kill you when you fail.
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>>10603309
>As she started to button up her shirt and accommodate her panties and shorts, Roberta started to think about how unfair this deal was. She had to let him fuck her in the backseat of a wrecked van in a dessert alley downtown, but he wasn’t even trying to please her? Couldn’t he just hold on a little longer? Why was he trying to cum so fucking fast?

>“So, what d’you wanna do now, Babe? Wanna go to the mall to buy something?”

>She looked at him, and she hoped that her expression was clear enough for him to realize what he had done wrong. But either he was too stupid to realize what a woman needing to find relief looked like, or he was too confident with his sex skills. Which, granted, he was a really good lover, no doubts about that. But lately, his stamina was way below what she needed.

>“Actually, I think I’m gonna go home,” Bebe said, looking away from him and fixing her clothes.

>“What? Seriously? But I picked you up literally only half an hour ago!”

>“Yeah, I guess I just got tired really fast.”

>“Oh… Well, maybe tomorrow we can go out again, whatcha say?” He asked with a big smile, clearly missing her annoyance. She gave in and faked a smile at him.

>“Of course, honey.”

>“Alright, let me drive you home.”

>They got on the front seat and he drove Vanzilla to her house. During those minutes on the street, he talked about his family, and this new movie his siblings wanted to see, but she didn’t hear anything that came out of his mouth. She was too distracted looking through the window and thinking about how horny her boyfriend was leaving her once again. She had lived through most of her adolescence without having to recur to masturbation. She had done it every once in a while, yes, but never as often as these past few weeks. Loki was really starting to become a problem for her in the sexual department, leaving her unsatisfied and always on the edge.
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>>10603361

It's a cut to another scene. In a Pastebin or a pdf you'd see either spacing or a horizontal line.
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So, how was your saturday? Did you do everything you wanted?
Have you been sick lately?
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>>10603318
>>10603337
Thats right, all the Scooby Snacks you could ever want. Just follow me up into the bright light...
We're all waiting for you...
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>>10603339
Look, if you're serious about the whole suicide thing, you should at least attempt to accomplish some goal before you bite it. It feels like every suicidal person wastes their and everyone else's time by not doing something they don't care about the consequences of because they're gonna kill themselves anyway. I mean if you're heading to hell like that, might as well go hard with it, right?
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>>10603401
You bastard
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>>10603401
I coming, fred....
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>>10603404

That's why I'm giving myself a time limit. So I can try to do a bunch of stuff before I do. I'm not just gonna waste the time I got left.
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Taking requests
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>>10603434
Bored Lynn is always nice.
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>>10603434
Lupa pushing Lacy down a flight of stairs.
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>>10601567
What are you, gay?
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>>10603378
>They would eventually have to have a talk about this. It wasn’t like she would dump him, she really loved Loki. But her sexual needs were… well, needs. And she needed to satisfy them. As soon as possible.

>When they reached her house, she kissed Loki. God, she loved how his lips tasted, how he moved his tongue against hers. He definitely knew how to kiss. So much confidence, so sexy… That only turned her on even more, and her underwear started to get wet once again. She left the van and went inside the house. Ron had messaged her earlier saying he was going to take Linka to the arcades, so she knew she’d have the house to herself, at least until dawn.

>Once inside, she left her purse on the living room and went straight to her room. She’d grab some clean clothes, some towels, and she’d have a bath. A looooong bath, with a happy end for her.

>Her juices were already flowing thinking about the fun she’d have playing with herself in the bathtub when she opened her bedroom door. Had she been paying more attention to the real world and not to her fantasies, she would have realized there was an odd sound coming from insider her room. A repetitive squeak, a hard breathing, and a slapping noise. Had she heard it before, she would have probably realized what was going on without having to see it for herself, as it finally happened.

>It all happened too fast.

>She opened the door as she started to unbutton her green shirt, and she had a magnificent view of her little brother Ronaldo sitting on her bed, without his pants, his briefs down to his knees, eyes closed as he was furiously jacking off. His hand was nothing short of a blur as it worked up and down on a penis covered by a fresh pair of orange panties that, of course, belonged to her.
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>>10603401
Wait for me Fred ...
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>>10603434
Lynn Sr with a fat ass and skinny Rita
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>>10603395
No
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>>10603434
Lynn and Lincoln tubing together
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>>10603442
You're in luck. Hake already drew me one.
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>>10603404
>Luna being logical
>>10603431
Killing yourself is stupid. If you're that suicidal, you may as well join the military. Chances are there will be a big war, and you can get shot on the front lines fighting for your shadow run country.
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>>10603457
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>>10603434
Rita taking Lincoln out to lunch
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>>10603431
That's not what I meant, you dolt. I mean, you should be doing some damage on your way out or something. I don't mean some bullshit suicide by cop or anything gay like that. If you've got nothing to lose, you should be attempting to make a mark on the world by doing something with your attempt. Except don't be a failure like Randy Stair.
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>>10603434
Lincoln playing a game with the twins.
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>>10603434

Lynn urinating on pic related
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>>10603434
Lucy playing death metal with Luna
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>>10603462
>She definitely didn’t expect to be greeted by that show on her own bedroom. She gasped out loud, and that warned Ron of her presence. He opened his eyes and saw his sister. He let out a scream and tried to cover himself.

>“R-ROBERTA!” He said, using his arms to cover his erect dick, squirming around to find anything to cover his shameful act. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?”

>“Me?!” She said, yelling as loud as her brother. “What the fuck are YOU doing?! In my room?!”

>“T-This is not what it looks like, I-I-I swear!” He said.

>By now both their faces were scarlet red, but while she was mainly simply astonished, Ron looked like he would rather die right then and there.

>“Ron! You were… masturbating! In my room!”

>“I-I know! I know, alright? B-but that’s…”

>“Eeew, you were using my underwear!” She said with disgust, finding herself looking at what Ron couldn’t cover with his arms. She told herself that she was just trying to see if those were actually her panties. It’s not like she was trying to take a look at what he had there…
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>>10602637
>Lincoln purposely trips and fall face first on Lori's boobs and starts motor boating them while he got the chance
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>>10603533

Why the hell would I hurt other people though? I'm not one of those "I'm suffering so I want everyone to suffer with me" kinda people.

I'd rather build myself up as some kind of paragon of some kind and THEN off myself. Do something a little more tragic than just being a shooter
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>>10603595
Fic when?
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>>10603487

>why not join the military
That's not entirely off the table actually.
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>>10602805
You always come by and say how you're writing, or will update tonight, but you only seem to update maybe once a week. What's the deal?
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>>10603665
Maybe he puts time and effort into his fics and doesn't want to release tiny/low quality updates.
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>>10603598
See, this is where you've already lost. You've approached the whole angle from the perspective of someone thinking it had to be tryhard edge. That and the fact you've shown such recalcitrance in doing something that hurts others despite proclaiming you have a desire to die tells me that you're nothing but a grade-A faggot who already is wasting everyone's time. Don't start contemplating shit like this unless you're actually far gone enough to not care about the consequences, you cockgobbler.
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>>10603533
>killing innocents because of your shitty feelings
Luna fucked up again.
>>10603598
You'd have to donate far too much time to be a paragon of anything.
>>10603633
At least if you do that you won't exactly be wasting your life.
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>>10603434
Liby crying while she kisses her Uncle Lincoln
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>>10603533
>Don't kill yourself

Yeah, this dude is talking sense

>But if you do, kill others

What could I expect from a Luna fag?
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>>10603404
You've never actually been suicidal, have you? Depression makes you not want to accomplish goals. You know that little voice you have in your head that reminds you how amazing of a person you have the potential to be? The one that reminds you to start lifting because it'll make you stronger, to start learning new skills to become more capable, to work more to become richer? Depressed people do not have that voice. The intrinsic values of accomplishment - pride, confidence, fulfllment, all that wishy-washy stuff - are gone. That's why suicdal people don't go bungee jumping - because they cannot recognize that doing so could make life worth living again. It's like a starving man who doesn't understand that food will keep him alive. Incomprehensible? Sure. Doesn't stop it frm being the way things are.
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>>10603592
>Ron’s cheeks turned two darker shades of red. He turned around to grab a pillow, showing his bubble butt to his older sister. Once he had the pillow, he put it on his lap. Now covered, he took the orange panties and threw them on the bed. He was visibly shaking, sweaty and with watery eyes.

>“S-Sis, I swear, I wasn’t using them b-because… I was just…”

>“I don’t want to KNOW what you were using them for,” she cut him short, shooting daggers with her eyes at him. “You can’t… I mean, I can’t even… Ron, what the fuck? Masturbating in my room? On my bed? The fuck’s gotten into you?!”

>“Please, just listen, I didn’t---”

>“Gosh, have you done this before?”

>“No!”

>“This is literally the most fucked up thing I’ve ever seen, dude.”

>She didn’t mean to sound so mean. She was… shocked, of course, but it’s not like she was actually really pissed off. She just didn’t know how to react to this. Her little Ronnie… She still saw him as a little kid. How could he be jacking off? He was not even in middle school yet! She didn’t think it was possible for a kid that young to know that type of things.

>Although, judging by the glimpse she had had of his penis, he certainly looked more than ready.

>His body might be maturing fast, but he was still just a little kid. A very vulnerable kid. Finding himself caught masturbating by his older sister and being now scolded proved to be too much for him. He hugged the pillow tighter, making sure to cover his manhood, and then his eyes looked away from her. He wasn’t making any noise or anything, but his lips were pursed and trembling, his cheeks were flaming red, and tears were now falling down his cheeks. He knew that she had every right to be mad at him. He knew that he was the only one at fault here. He knew he deserved everything she had to say to him. But even if he knew all of that, he was still scared, ashamed, embarrassed.
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>>10603712
Well, yeah. I like his fics. I just wish he'd only come around when he has something to show. Instead of "Got an update just finishing up" three days in a row.
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> "This time there will be no escape for you, my friend. You have been most resourceful up until now, but my creation is free, reborn in the fierce heat of life itself! Now it's time to play your part..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6IKPvwaxgQ

Skip to 2:05
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>>10603476
I want to kiss Luan's braces!
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>>10603721
Why do you care this much about that guy, you fucking ape?
You're far more retarded attempting to argue with him than his sad life.
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>>10603762
>Ronnie was a tough kid. He had a reputation of being kind of a jock, and even though she knew better and knew first hand his caring, loving side, she couldn’t deny he wasn’t the type of kid that would cry often. Seeing him shedding tears, looking away from her, accepting her angry outburst, resigned to get what he deserved like a puppy that knew he had messed up warmed up her heart somehow.

>Maybe she should’ve made a deal with him about never mentioning this incident ever again. Maybe that was the right thing to do. But there was something that made her stay. She… she wanted to stay with him, right then. There was a funny feeling in her tummy, and she couldn’t leave it like this.

>“I’m sorry, Ronnie,” she told him, walking to her bed and sitting beside her little brother. They were both very conscious of his lack of cover beyond the pillow on his lap. But he still had his white shirt and purple hoodie, it wasn’t like he was naked.

>He wouldn’t look at her, he was too ashamed of himself. She didn’t want to make things harder for him. She put an arm around his shoulders and pulled him into a hug.

>“Listen… I’m… I’m not mad, okay?” She told him, stroking his arm for reassurance. “Ron, I’m not mad. I love you. I’m just… surprised, that’s all. I swear.”

>Maybe it was her words, or maybe he was just too emotional right then, but Ron left the pillow on his lap, turned around and hugged his sister, his head resting against her chest.

>“I-I’m sorry, sis, I swear I didn’t mean to… I mean, I just…”
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>>10603721

Now THAT is edgy as fuck. If I actually cared about consequences I'd go "aw but if I killed myself my family and friends would be sad" But sure it's going to suck for them but it's not like that's going to last very long, they'll get over it
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>>10603806
>He hadn’t done anything wrong, really. He was… well, he was just a horny little kid starting puberty. She, of all people, knew how hard it was to control those urges when they came. And it’s not like he was jacking off thinking of her, like she initially had thought when she saw him with her panties. That was a relief… even if she felt a little sad after realizing it wasn’t she whom he was thinking of.

>She brushed that thought off her head. The only important thing right now was helping Ron feel okay. So she told him what she honestly thought. She told him it was okay, that it was perfectly natural to have those urges, and that it was also okay to look for “relief”. There was nothing to be ashamed of.

>“Next time, just… you know, try to do it in your own bedroom or the bathroom. And please, lock the door,” she told him.

>By now Ron was a little more relaxed. He was still flustered and absolutely embarrassed, but at least he wasn’t crying anymore.

>“Yeah… I’m sorry, sis. I promise it won’t happen again,” he said, looking down with a guilty smile on his face.

>“It’s okay. You must have been really horny if you couldn’t even wait to go to the bathroom.”

>She laughed, and even tough he first glared at her, he ended up smiling too.

>“Well, yeah, I needed to do it right away. I felt like it was going to tear apart if I didn’t do anything about it.”

>“Ron! TMI!” She complained, giving him a soft punch on his shoulder. They both laughed, but then the laughter died, and they were both in silence. An awkward silence, with the two of them sitting still next to one another.
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Eternal reminder that suiciders don't make it into Heaven and are bound to suffer eternal torment in Hell.
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>>10603735

I'm not exactly wasting my life though. I have a job, friends, and all that.
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>>10603745
Hey, I'm not the one who's such a failure at life that I contemplate it in the first place.

>>10603761
There's a difference between being depressed and suicidal, dumbass. Depression often leads to suicidal tendencies, but does not mean that it is the end result. Those are the kinds of wastes of space that should just off themselves, because they're wasting valuable resources and time that could be spent on people that aren't dead ends from a genetic, social and economic standpoint. This is the kind of faggotry that angers me when people bring this shit up.
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>>10603862
someone draw lana like this
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>>10603761
Depressed people also aren't suicidal as they have no energy or will to do anything. It's people who come off of depression that you need to watch for.
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>>10603792
Not him, but why fucking not? Any chance you can steer someone from harm, then you should take it.
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>>10603862
Fic of exorcist Lana when?
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>>10603841
>“Hey, sis?” Ron finally said.

>“Yeah?”

>“Could you…? You know, leave for a minute?”

>She raised an eyebrow.

>“Please tell me you’re not gonna keep beating off in here.”

>“NO! I-I mean… Not here...”

>“What? You’re still hard?” She asked, surprised and impressed at the prospect of her little brother staying hard after ten minutes. She also realized her eyes were now fixed on the pillow on his lap, trying to… what was she trying to see?

>“...kinda.”

>A pregnant pause followed Ron’s words. He didn’t say anything else, and Roberta didn’t make any move to try and leave the room. Not even turn around so he could at least pull up his briefs. Because, truth be told, she didn’t want him to do that. She didn’t want him to cover himself. She didn’t want him to leave. She wanted…

>As fucked up as it may sound… she wanted to see.

>“Ron… be honest with me. You really need to relieve yourself, don’t you?” She asked in a soft whisper. Her right hand moved up and her fingers started to play with a lock of her brother’s raven hair.

>He squirmed a little under her touch, and he fixed the pillow on his lap.

>“Sorry, I just--”

>“It’s okay… It’s okay,” she said. Unknowingly to him, she was saying it to herself as much as she was saying it for him. Her fingers were now intertwining themselves with his hair, and he noticed the odd look on his sister’s face.

>“Roberta…?”
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>>10603829
>they'll get over it
Not always. Many people, parents especially don't every get over the deaths of their loved ones. All suicide does it hurt those people that actually care about you.
>>10603862
This as well.
>>10603879
Then why the fuck do you want to kill your life. Also, its completely wasting your life to kill yourself.
>>10603889
So, you're in favor or suicide?
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>>10603665
well i am writing. just recently im trying to put more time into it.
like with leapt i started to do it all in the paste instead of posting it a bit at a time in the threads. it lets me do a lot more with it, since im not tied down to the 2000 character limit/i don't have to agonize over how long it takes to get update posts out. so basically what >>10603712 said.
>>10603781
yea, sorry about that. i thought that responding to the whatcha would serve to be a fair reminder that im still alive and working on shit, but i can see how it can be annoying. ill stop making general announcements like that and save it for when im about to start doing updates
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>>10603889
You sure seem to have given this a fair bit of thought. I'm sure everyone could benefit from your wisdom, O Guru of Not Suiciding, He Who Understands Better Than All Before Him.
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>>10603761
#FirstWorldProblems
Literally niggers in mud-huts have more will to live than faggots with access to food and clean water. What a fucking joke.
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>>10603948
>“Ron… do you trust me?” She asked, looking at him in the eye.

>“Yes,” he answered without giving it a second thought.

>“I love you, bro. I really love you.”

>“I know, sis, and I love you to-UUH!”

>He lost track of his words the moment she pressed her hand on the pillow. Her aim had been so accurate that it had landed right over where his dick was towering under, applying a wonderful pressure on his dick head. He moaned a bit.

>“R-Roberta!” He asked, looking at her with eyes wide open.

>“I see you weren’t lying about it being hard,” she said with a smile, moving her palm a little. She could barely feel the rod under the pillow, but she could tell it was hard as a rock.

>“I’ll just go to the bathroom and--”

>“There’s no need to do that, bro. Just put the pillow away.”

>“B-But--!”

>“Move it. Please.”

>She wasn’t using her authoritarian voice. She wasn’t commanding him. She was pleading. His older sister was pleading him to show her his dick. Her fingers were tracing the shape of his face, her other hand was pressed against his covered crotch, and her eyes were devouring him. He knew this was so wrong, he knew he shouldn’t feel like this… but he had never been this much excited. His hard-on had lost a bit of erectness during his talk with Roberta, but it was now as hard as it could get. It was even harder and bigger than when he had gotten home right after seeing Linka in an almost undressed state.
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>>10604007
>Finally giving in, Ron took the pillow and ever so slowly moved it out of the way. The sight Roberta was received with made her drool. Almost five inches of a hairless, smooth, engorged tube of flesh. She saw it throbbing, desperately asking for relief. The head was partially covered in his foreskin, and it was shining with what was probably his precum.

>Did that mean he could cum?

>She couldn’t resist it. Her left hand moved closer and she used the nail on her index finger to trace a line along her shaft, parallel to the urethra from the base to the top. Her nail moved slowly but steady, and she saw him closing his eyes and sighing.

>“You really need to do something about this,” she teased, repeating her action.

>He could only nod in agreement.

>“Don’t worry. Your sis’s got your back.”

>And with that, her hand closed around his dick.

>“G-God!” He said, arching his back.

>It was the first time another hand was touching his cock. Ron couldn’t believe how good it felt to be touched by someone else. He didn’t care if it was his sister. He didn’t care at all. All he cared about was how skilled she seemed to be, how quickly she pulled back his foreskin, how she stroked him slowly, how she massaged his balls, how she applied pressure to the head. It felt terrific, and all he could do was moan out load at his sister’s ministrations.

>Knowing that he was enjoying himself made Roberta happy, somehow. Lately, with Loki, she felt like she was just doing him a favor. He wanted pleasure, she was there because she was his girlfriend. But this was probably Ron’s first time with a girl. This was all new to him, and to be able to give him such joy and pleasure made her feel happy.

>She wanted to make him feel good. She would do anything for her little brother.

>“Stand up, Ronnie.”
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>>10604004
You're not the first person to realize this.
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>>10602637
>WATCHIN
This thread
>PLAYIN
KoF XIV
>WHATEVER-IN
I need to find ways to motivate myself to practice drawing and writing again.
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>>10603974

Because I genuinely hate myself. No matter how much I do for everyone, and no matter how hard I push to do my best every day I can't forgive myself for the kinda stuff I did when I was in my youth.
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>>10603829
Now see, even taking the time to acknowledge that fact is beyond the point where you are actually worth taking seriously. That you're even giving yourself an out with this time limit shit is galling enough. Just shut up and go away until you're actually at the point where nothing matters, because you're gonna give me an aneurysm otherwise. Unlike you, I've got a life worth living because I actually enjoy it.

>>10603974
I'm in favor of people who're wasting everyone's time to stop doing so. There's more constructive things to do than to kill yourself, but if you're gonna do it then just do it and get it over with.

>>10604003
When you've had to deal with this bullshit from eleven different fucking dumbass shitstain neo-liberal marxists complaining about their stressful first world life where they have everything handed to them by their well-off families, you have this fester in there for a while.
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>>10604084
>At this point, she could have asked him to jump from a bridge and he would have gladly done it. He stood up, with his underwear still around his knees, and when she knelt down in front of him, he gulped. He knew where this was going.

>“Roll up your shirt”, she asked him again, her eyes fixed on the tool that was standing at attention right in front of her.

>Ron did as he was told, and used his hands to pull up his shirt without taking neither it or his hoodie. He was still a kid, but Roberta loved seeing his toned tummy, a little sweat running down his chest, and his dreamful expression. He was loving every second of this. And it was only going to get better.

>She grabbed it again, and she could feel his boner pulse between her fingers.

>“I love you, Ronnie,” she said before opening her mouth, looking up at Ron’s face and took the tip into her mouth. He groaned in pleasure as her hot, wet tongue touched his sensitive cockhead. The feeling of it twirling over it started to drive him insane, making him gasp.

>“Oh, Roberta!” He whimpered, and she could see his legs starting to tremble from the intense pleasurable feeling he was experiencing as he received his very first blowjob. “Ooooh, God!” He moaned again. His hips started to buck a little out of instinct, making his rockhard boner slide in and out of Roberta’s skilled mouth.

>She was no stranger to blowjobs, she knew what she was doing. She tightened her lips around her little brother’s pulsing boner, sucking hard and licking that drum-tight head, wanting to make it feel as good as possible for him. One of her hands went behind him and rested on his round butt, both to help him stand up and to control his thrusts. She could feel his cheeks tightening and relaxing with each movement. He started bucking harder and faster, moaning and panting as her tongue danced around his pole.
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>>10604167

kys
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>>10602637
>LISTENIN TO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VNUyjRRjxM
>PLAYIN
TF2
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>>10604157
Is what you did as a child really that bad? I cringe at the shit as I did when I was a kid/teen all the time.
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>>10604206
Again, I've got better things to do than that.
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>>10604227
Like kicking a dead horse, right?
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>>10604198
>“Ohh, Roberta! Ohh, that… that feels soooooo good! I…! I can’t-- I gotta...! Ungh… Aaahh!” He moaned. His hips started to buck harder, almost slamming his rock hard boy-cock balls deep into his sister’s mouth with each trust. She loved it when Loki was this rough, but knowing it was his little Ronnie the one doing it was much, much better. She could feel her brother’s tight, little balls slapping against her chin each time he bucked forward. She fucking loved how helpless he sounded. He panted, moaned, gasped, whimpered, grunted and groaned as she sped up his thrusting.

>“Oh, sis! Ohh! Ohhhh! OOOOH!” He yelled. She could tell he was close now. She let go of his dick and drew back until only his head was inside her mouth. She used her right hand to jerk his whole shaft, tightened her lips and used her tongue to frantically rub his head and the place where the cockhead met the shaft. Suddenly, Ron’s back arched, he got on his tip toes and let out a groan like no other.

>“AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!” He screamed, and Roberta feared that the neighbors might have heard him. His dick started to pulse inside her mouth and on his hand. At first, she thought he was just having a dry cum, which disappointed her a little. But after two dry pulses, a volley of warm, sticky cum flew inside her mouth.

>The joy of feeling her brother cumming inside her mouth was incomparable. She adjusted his tool so his cum would shoot directly on her tongue, which she kept moving, teasing the hole where the cum was coming out. And her skills were rewarded with a big load of incestuous cum. Two, three, four sizable spurts of cum invaded her mouth. Had she not been swallowing it, it would have flooded her entire mouth. All the while, Ron kept whimpering with his hips bucking uncontrollably.

>Finally, when she had milked him dry, she used her tongue to collect any remaining cum on his dick, and she let him go.
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>>10604252
Eh, it's one of several options.
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>>10604254
>As soon as she released his cock, Ron stumbled onto the bed. He laid there, his chest moving up and down in a fashion that his sister found incredibly attracted. He could barely breathe. It had been the most intense orgasm of his life. He was seeing spots of light on his blurry vision. He didn’t realize what was going on in that very same room until something landed on his face.

>He felt some movement in the bed too, but it still took him a while to grab what was covering his eye. His dick wasn’t going soft, but it wasn’t as rigid as before, thanks to his youth and his horniness. But when he realized there was a bra covering his eyes, he immediately sat up, his dick regaining the hardness it might have lost.

>Roberta was laying on the bed, completely naked and with her legs spread out for him. He drooled like the Coyote at that sight. He wished he could look at two different directions at once because he couldn’t decide whether he should look at the pair of breasts he had before him or to her trimmed pussy. Those puffy nips and dark aureoles, or the pink lips that were glistening and shining, soaked in her juices.

>“Take off your clothes, Ron,” she said, moving her hand down there, feeling electric shocks when she touched herself.

>He discarded his clothes as fast as lightning, without ever taking his eyes off her body.

>“Ronnie, just like you, I have… urges,” she told him, spreading her lips, showing him her insides. “Could you help me?”

>He tried to answer. He really did. He actually made the effort to speak and say that he would gladly do it, that he’d do anything for her. But all that escaped was a senseless mumbling. Instead, he crawled closer to her. He looked at her most private parts, looking at a real vagina for the first time in his life.

>“Don’t be afraid, Ronnie, take a look~,” she sang with a smile.
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>>10604307
>He didn’t need to be told twice. He ducked between her legs, his face mere inches from that mysterious organ. At first, he was okay with just looking at it. Appreciating all its folds. Trying to take a mental picture of it. He could see the clit, the hole where things were supposed to go in. This was the most interesting lesson he had ever been part of.

>But his curiosity could only be satiated with his eyes for so long. Soon his hand moved forward, and he stopped it right over her vagina. He looked at his sister, who nodded in response. That’s all he needed. His fingers started to explore that unknown place. He felt her squirming and he heard a gasp, which turned him on even more. His fingers became bolder, and after touching all he could see, he decided to go to one step further.

>Roberta let out a moan when his first finger got inside her. Less than five minutes and she was already feeling incredibly excited. He poked her insides a few times and then withdrew his finger, which was now covered in juices and natural lubrication. Ron stared at the substance for a while, and then he licked his finger clean. It tasted better than he would have expected.

>He wanted more. He uses his hands to move her legs and make room for his head, and before she could even react, he had pressed his whole mouth on her entrance. She moaned and arched her back. Loki had NEVER eaten her out before. He said it was too gross. Ron definitely didn’t share that opinion. His tongue was moving without technique, but with such enthusiasm that she could only moan in pleasure. His buck teeth even rubbed her clit with his rough moves, sending shock waves of pleasure to her. It was like he was literally trying to eat her out.
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>>10604157
Everyone does stupid shit in their youth. We've all made faggot mistakes that we'd take back if possible. The thing is to realize that it's done and you can still move forward. You have friends, a job. I assume you're healthy and you aren't a worthless NEET. You've probably more than made up for your kid shit.
>>10604167
Well, I'm under the assumption that suicide is always a stupid thing to do. It rarely only effects you, and in our day, there isn't much that you can't get out of. No real reason to quit when things get hard.
>>10604227
Like shitposting? Tell me of this wondrous life of yours. It seems strange that you're wasting your time here telling people to kill themselves when you're against wastes of space.
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>>10604352
>He kept at it for some good five minutes, and he would’ve gone at it even longer had she not asked him to stop.

>“What happened? Did I do something wrong?” He innocently asked, looking up at her from between her legs.

>“Ronnie… You were… Magnificent,” she said as she tried to catch her breath. “But I don’t want to cum from your mouth. I need you inside me now.”

>It was really cute how he blushed after hearing those words. She thought he might have gotten used to this perverted acts by now, but it was clear that he was nervous as fuck. And that turned her on even more.

>“Get on top,” she instructed, realizing that she would have to take the initiative here if she wanted him to fuck her. And man, she did. She really did.

>Ron’s hands and legs were trembling as he positioned himself on top of his sister. His whole body was shaking, and his face showed just how anxious he was. Knowing that he might need all the help she could give him, she reached down with her hand, grabbed his warm, pulsing dick and aimed directly at her entrance. When his tip touched her lips, both of them shivered in pleasure.

>“Ok, Ronnie… When you’re ready, just push,” she told him, looking at his eyes and caressing his cheek with one of her hands.

>He had his eyes fixed on her. He couldn’t believe this was happening. He was about to fuck. His. Sister. His attractive sister. His hot sister. HIS SISTER. He felt like he was in heaven. Life couldn’t get any better than this.

>Of course, as soon as he pushed forward, he realized he was wrong: there was something better. The warm, velvety sensation of her cunt wrapping itself around his dick was something he had never imagined possible. An amount of pleasure that should be physically impossible to achieve. Her mouth had been glorious, but this was just on another level.
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>>10602637
>WATCHIN
/thread/, Dragon Ball Stupid that I have grown to enjoy unironically
>PLAYIN
Just finished a session of Puppeteer with my kid brother resulting in another night of screaming
>WRITIN
the usual, and a green with the PigSlut
>WHATEVER-IN
Spiral Staircase, Rhinoceros Beetle, Ruined Town, Fig Tart, Rhinoceros Beetle, Via Dolorosa, Rhinoceros Beetle, Singularity Point, Giotto, Angel, Hydrangea, Rhinoceros Beetle, Singularity Point, Secret Emperor
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>>10604406
>He moaned and his hips bucked involuntary, burying himself balls deep inside his sister. They both groaned in pleasure. Ron felt like his dick was being attended from all directions at once. Even though they were not moving, something inside there was massaging him. Or maybe it was just the feeling of his dick pulsing between her folds.

>He wasn’t as big as Loki, but Roberta still loved the feeling. He was just the right size. The perfect size. And he was Ronaldo, the boy she loved the most in this world. The one she had always protected. And how she was giving herself out to him, sharing the most intimate moment with his little brother.

>They were both so lost in their ecstasy that neither made a move. It was up to Roberta to get things going, once again.

>“Ronnie… Ronnie, baby… Pull back out… and shove it in again,” she said, stroking his hair.

>He did as he was told, and he moved his dick back. Oh, God, it was like her cunt was trying to hold on it, trying to stop it from leaving. He moved until only his head was inside, and then he trusted forward once again, and holy fuck did that felt great! He moaned. It felt so good he had to do it again, so he did. And again. And again.

>And so he started to build a rhythm. It wasn’t long before he was drilling her cunt, thrusting as hard and as fast as his tiny body allowed him to. Roberta knew that this would only make him cum faster, and while she would be glad to make him cum and enjoy himself, she wanted to make this the best for him.

>“Let’s change positions,” she said, trying to create a pause so he wouldn’t cum so fast. Ron wasn’t too fond of stopping his assault on her pussy, but he obliged. He pulled out and let her get on all fours.
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>>10604370
I'm just killing some time until my dinner's done, honestly.
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>>10604437
>Linka’s butt had been a wonderful sight, but seeing his naked sister’s bums, with her pussy opening right in front of him, dripping juices, eager for him to fuck it. This time he didn’t need guidance. He put his dickhead right at her opening, and without needing encouragement, he pushed inside. It went smoothly in.

>“Oh, Roberta!” He said, his head tilted backward, his eyes closed due to the immense pleasure he was feeling. But as soon as he recovered from the shock of plunging himself inside a pussy one more time, he began thrusting like he’d been doing it before. He went at it as fast and as hard as he could, for as long as his body would let him before slowing down a little, catching his breath, and then going at it again.

>Roberta couldn’t help it: she compared him with Loki. And of course, Loki was definitely a better lover. He knew his moves, he could reach places her little brother couldn’t, at least not yet. Loki was objectively better. But what she was feeling right now, as her little brother pounded her merciless, with his hands digging her ass cheeks and his pubic bone slapping against her waist. It wasn’t the most… orthodox sex she had had, but somehow knowing that she was doing it with Ronnie, knowing that her baby brother was enjoying himself so much was making it the best sex in her entire life.

>Both of them were panting by now, and she could tell that he was starting to get agitated. Unfortunately, he wouldn’t last long, with this being his first time. She understood it. She couldn’t blame him. If Loki, a seventeen years old boy couldn’t give her an orgasm even after six months of fucking, it would be unfair to ask her brother to--

>“Oh, Babe!” He said, not even realizing that he did.
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>>10604439
>Lunafag is a shitposter
No surprise here.
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>>10604471
Eh, everyone's got their time when they can't resist the urge. And to the writefag, sorry for cocking up the focus on your green there, friend.
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>>10604529
Is it bad that I want to cum on Luna's face? I don't even want to do that to my actual waifu, but Luna's face looks so cum-on-able.
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>>10604415
>Part 6
Oh that takes me back.
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- LOUD TIME -
Pause the WebM, it doesn't matter which character is in there, you have to make a drawing of him/her, it doesn't matter if you are not a drawfag.
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>>10604651
> Luan
That's perfect, because she's perfect! Gimme a moment.
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>>10604651
>Christina
Looks like i'm drawing it tomorrow
Good night, fellas
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>>10603782
>tfw there'll never be a Dead Space 4
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>>10604651
Rita, welp It's time to open paint
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>>10604651
>bobby
cool
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>>10604693
Hope this is Bored speaking
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>>10604651
>Lynn
Meh, coulda been worse.
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>>10604458
more
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>>10604651
>Maggie
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>>10604811
Ok Lily
>>10604458
>Roberta turned her head to look at him. He’d called her “Babe”. That was Loki’s nickname for her, that was what he called her. That’s what guys called their girlfriends.

>A tingling sensation appeared inside her cunt.

>“Say it again!” She asked, her hips meeting his thrusts with renewed energy.

>He didn’t understand it at first, but he was so caught up with the thrill of the moment that he just went along with what she asked him.

>“Yeah, Babe!” He said, thrusting even harder now. “God, this is amazing! You’re so fucking tight, and warm, and… and… so fucking hot!”

>“You-- UGH! You too, Ronnie. Keep pounding, keep pou—AAH!”

>His slap took her by surprise. She felt a little bit of pain, but it was nothing compared to the pleasure it gave her. It was like he had awoken something inside of her. She felt it growing inside her, from deep within. Like a boiling saucepan, about to erupt. Her whole body started to tremble, she curled her toes.

>“Ronnie! Ronnie! Keep it up! Fuck me!”

>“Ugh, sis! I think I’m-- I’m gonna--!”

>“Do it! Cum inside, Ronnie! Fill me up!”

>This thrusting became erratic. He grabbed her waist with all her strength, hurting her, and his hips attacked his pussy, ravaging her insides with his dick. They were both at their limit. They only needed one last push, the last straw to trigger their orgasms.

>“Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! UNGH! FUUUUCK!” Screamed Ron, pulling out until only the tip of his dick head was inside and then shoving himself forward with all his weight, actually making Roberta lost her balance and fall face first into her pillow. The impact only helped burying his cock even deeper inside her, and that did it for him.
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>>10604651
>>10604764
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>>10604839
Grumpy.

>>10605087
Nice job!
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>>10604693
Looks kinda like a King of the Hill character, but okay.
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>>10604651
The symbol on his shirt kinda looks like a vault door so that's where the fallout joke comes from
(it's Chandler btw)
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hi /tlhg/ I'm thinking of starting to draw again, starting with some practice with requests from here, should I?
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>>10605220
Luan pouring honey onto something.
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>>10605189
Looks okay
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>>10603446
This was pretty rushed, but here you go
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>>10605257
That's Liby.
Actually that makes it better.
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>>10605257
>Ask for a request of Lacy biting it
>Get Liby instead
You think you may have thwarted me, but this is actually even funnier.
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>>10604921
>His nuts tightened, he felt his guts constricting inside him, and then he let loose. Like a hose, not even caring that he had had an orgasm less than fifteen minutes before, his dick started to shoot the biggest amount of cum he had ever produced. Seven strong, big, thick, sticky volleys of cum that painted his sister’s womb white on the inside. His cock was throbbing, and he felt like it was on fire. She was milking him dry, using her walls to massage his dick and extract the last drop of his seed.

>And the mere feeling of her little brother cumming inside her triggered Roberta’s much-delayed orgasm. She started to convulse and shake with pleasure, just as Ronnie emptied his nuts inside her.

>After they were done with their orgasms, Ronnie let himself fall on top of his sister’s back, his dick still plunged inside her, keeping the cum from leaving her cunt. They were both a sweating, sticky mess, but they didn’t care. They were both breathing hard, recovering from their bliss.

>Rone was exhausted. He had received his first blowjob and lost his virginity with his own sister. It had been an exhausting experience, and he realized he was about to fall asleep. His last thought before he did was that he owed a big thanks to Lane and his twisted sense of humor.

And that's it. I seriously can't believe we don't have more "Ronaldo x Roberta" art.

Here's the Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/Ej1H5Wgi

And here's a pic I made for this story. http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=44341
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>>10604651
Uggh, i want to throw up.
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>>10605220
Lincoln raping Maggie in front of Luan
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>>10605250
>>10605269
i didn't mean right now, I'm sorry; but ill be back some time tommorow since its late where I am
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I want to suck on Rita's fat, golf ball sized clit.
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>>10605309
good job
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>>10605377
And what will you do with her testicles while you do that?
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>>10605377
>puffy vulva
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>>10604651
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>>10605374
Ah. Mind showing us some prior stuff in the meantime?
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>>10605309
Loved it man spiccest is underrated
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>>10605309
Jesus, how long was you holding onto this? What a fucking dump.

WEW LAD, thanks for that. Spiccest is seriously underrated as hell.
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>>10605404
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>>10605309
I can't believe we don't have bobby x Ronnie Anne but that's was good
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>>10605466
>>10605530
>>10605598


I started it yesterday but I didn't want to post it until it was finished. I thought it'd be fun to greentext it instead of just putting the Pastebin, though.

And yes, as UnderratedHero is my job to defend those underrated ships. I especially found it insulting that r63 Ronnie Anne and Bobby is not a thing. Cute shota boy fucking his cute older sister? Isn't that the reason why this fandom exists?
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>>10605616
Not really this fandom is based on Lincoln harem and self insertion
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>tfw you find your fetish in a japanese movie
My arm is going to hurt after this.
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>>10605616
You're the Hero we need and deserve, especially if you keep pumping out lewd like that.

Sadly, this >>10605649. It'll never catch on when Lincoln's /ss/ covers the itch, even though I'm sorta sick of it. Plus the spics in the fandom hate incest between the mexicans for some reason.
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>>10605741
What is it? Both of them?
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>>10605741
Isn't that the point of Japanese movies?
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>>10605649
Yet we've never actually gotten the full harem fic.
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>>10605789
Nobody wants to reach the peak if they enjoy the climb too much.
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>>10605781
Yeah, but I was watching a lewd vainilla movie until a certain part that make me go rock hard happened.
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>>10605741
>not telling us the name of this japanese movie
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>>10605851
Kekko Kamen: Mask of Kekkou
I can't give the download link. But someone upload it to youtube without subs.

(Warning: it becomes REALLy weird, it took me a while to find a truly hot scene).
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>>10605839
Yes, but what fetish was it?
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>>10605775
Their faggots so who cares

>>10605616
So what's your next idea for fic or you open to ideas. Also your you planning to do a comic for fanfic you finished?
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>>10604739
I will never do this again hahaha
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>>10605894
Spanking.
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>>10605941
I wanna finish my current fics first. Then I have a fic based on the Ace Savvy universe, and some other short ideas I'd like to write.

I also have a mini-comic project, but I gotta keep betting better at drawing first.
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>>10605987
I don't have any reactions saved to my phone, and even if I did, none would properly convey the specific disdainful snort-laugh I made when I read that.

Bottom-tier fetish.
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>>10606071
Are you a big boy?
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>>10606071
eat my ass nigger
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>>10605974
It's pretty alright. As long as her thiccness remains intact, it's good.
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> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8R2q_2XPkc
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>>10606025
Well hope you finish it them and if you ever open to fic ideas about r63 Clyde and r63 loud brothers
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>jerking off on cam
>accidentally show my face whilst cum
>the girl laughed at my o face
FML
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>>10604651
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>>10606203
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>>10606174
I don't like Clyde x Any Loud in the regular universe, and I feel like writing anything between r63 Clyde and the Loud Boys would be me getting butthurt at a fictional character and fucking her genderbend version. That would be kinda pathetic. But I am a pathetic fool, so I might do it eventually.
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>>10606174
lewd or no? (i probably already know the answer)
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>>10606221
Nice job... anon?

I think I have seen this art style before.
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>>10606266
I'm the Dawnfiend guy
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>>10606203
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>>10606203
How did you fuck up this bad?
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>>10606311
Right. You're never going to change your name?

Es que esta muy feo.
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>>10606311
>Lana
>Not having a Froakie and Trubbish
I'm disappointed.
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>>10606363
No ceo anon, ya quede de Dawnfiend
>>10606364
Sorry anon, I was playing Pokemon Crystal
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>>10606254
>>10606257
Well it is an underrated ship so genderbent or not
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>>10606424
Then you could've use Poliwag, and Grimer. No excuses.
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>>10606424
Well I think your art is adorable
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>>10606464
You thinking about going older Loud boy x R63 Clyde or the /ss/ route with Lars or the twins?
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>>10606507
I guess you're right
>>10606522
Aw, thanks man
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Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.
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>>10606543
Doesn't matter you pick
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Requesting a simple drawing of Lincoln and Luna as Naota and Haruko from FLCL respectively. Doesn't have to be colored just line art. Thanks in advance.
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>>10606779
No. I will not have a homo impersonating Haruko.
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>>10606779
OH

BECAUSE HARUKO HAVE A GUITAR

JUST
>*BACKFLIPS*
LIKE
>*BAKFLIPS AGAIN´*
LUNAAAAA

EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC

NIIIIIIIIIIIICE
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>>10606822
Sure, not just because they have similar laid back personalities
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What if Lincoln was a gang member
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>>10606865
>*BACKFLIPS*
YOU
>*BACKFLIPS TWO TIMES*
ARE
>*TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU*
RIGHT
>*DANCES*
DANCE WITH ME ANON
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>>10606779
Draw it yourself, or wait until a drawfag is taking requests like everybody else.
>>
>>10606767
Hard pick, /ss/ route wins out but only because of the potential spitroasting and mutual experimentation.
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>>10606880
He wouldn't last getting jumped in
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>>10606880
With 10 sisters? Not smart.
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if post fune pic will guys laf
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>>10606939
>not abandoning your home

you're an idiot anon
>>
if post ends in 7 then we must all post lynn
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>>10606943
pust n c
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>>10606424
>I was playing Pokemon Crystal
She should be using Ekans, Grimer, and Ghastly.
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>>10606985
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>>10607000
Wouldn't Ghastly fit more with Lucy tho?
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>>10606568
At least tell me her starter was Totodile.
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>>10607000
Politoed and Muk work better conceptually.
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>>10607026
am laffin
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>>10607000
> Lana
> Gastly
You are wrong.
>>
>>10607000
>Grimer
Yeah of course
>Ekans
Um ok sure
>Ghastly
Wut? You lost me there
>>
>>10607054
thyx
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>>10607054
is tis fune to
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>>10607035
Ghastly is a ball of gas, and their licks are gross. Kanto ghosts are also poison type.
>>10607050
I get that she likes reptiles, but the Poli family seems too clean for her tastes. I mentioned Ekans for that reason. She does need an Ariados though.
>>10607056
See above.
>>10607063
She likes snakes, bugs and reptiles. Her with Ekans makes sense.
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>>10607085
yeh cuz its fat
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>>10607000
>>10607050
NVM didn't see Grimer, but yeah Politoed or Poliwhirl would work better than Gastly
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>>10607101
Ghastly doesn't make sense, and it never will. Poliwag is just a replacement for Froakie since Froakie makes way more sense. Same with Grimer it's a replacement for Trubbish.
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What joke would be this for /tlhg/?
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>>10607101
Their licks might be gross but the ghost theme overrides that.
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>>10607044
Yeah, I thought the same, but I didn't do anything with Totodile
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>>10607179
LIABS or Lynncoln.
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>>10607181
Not exactly. He's still a poison type. It was just a suggestion based on her preferred type though.
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>>10607179
Just put Luan on the left and /tlhg/ on the right.
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>>10606980
What if he joined a gang to protect his sisters?
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Was the fic of Lana getting HIV from a dirty needle a thing or just shitpost?
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>>10607213
Considering that Luan canonically likes/knows the Loss joke, it works pretty well.
>>
From the pets she has her team would be something like this.
Froakie
Trubbish
Chimchar
Ekans or Seviper
Rattata
Salandit
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>>10607319
>Chimchar
When'd she get a monkey?
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>>10607348
It's one of her unnamed pets, I included all of the named ones.
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>>10607319
So, Lucy has a lot of zubats and noibats?
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>>10607348
I don't know when did she got it, but she does has a monkey
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>>10607411
Yeah sure Zubat, Noibat, and the rest would be Ghost and Dark types (doesn't matter which ones).
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>>10607444
And a Ponyta
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>>10607444
>the rest would be Ghost and Dark type
i don't think so anon, we are talking about just pets.

Whatever, what would be the main bat pokemon of Lucy: noivern or golbat?
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>>10607552
Will the Zubat family are more closer to vampires so that should be obvious.
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>>10607552
>Noivern or Golbat
Why can't it be Crobat?
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>>10607552
Woobat.
> Oh, Edwin. You have used Attract on me, and now my heart throbs like Woobat's nose... which I shall stamp all over this letter to make heart patterns, because I love you.
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>>10607444
I could see a Misdreavus for the dark magic theme, and Mimikyu for being ignored/overshadowed.

>>10607529
She could always use the excuse of wanting to cover her bats' ice weakness
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>>10607650
I forgot Swoobat and Woobat even existed, but they fit her goth and pigslut nature to a T. Nice going.
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>>10607730
>le pigslutte xDDD
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>>10607578
yeah, you are right, now, we need a good fantart

>>10607639
because you have reason and i forgot crobat.
>>10607650
exist a reason why i never said woobat and is this: (you)
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>>10607529
>angry twilight
is this a MLP reference?
Exist another pokemon based on MLP?
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>>10607787
I make delicious tarts.
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>>10607787
> because you have reason
So, what shithole country are you from, and why don't you speak English there?
>>
>>10607812
I'm gonna assume you're not shitposting and inform you that Ponyta predates angry Twilight
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>>10607845
Well although it's not an angry Twilight reference it's still MLP reference.
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>>10607845
Excuuuuuuus me princess! i know MLP was after pokemon. but this: >>10607900

>>10607841
sorry anon, i'm drunk.
>>
You guys are losers

NEW THREAD >>10607830
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>>10604651
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>>10608536
10/10 bored
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>>10608536
She was from Cheater by the Dozen. And thank you for making that.
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