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/erp/ - Erotic Roleplay General "Premium Chocolate'

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/erp/ - Erotic Roleplay General

"Premium Chocolate' Edition

Previous thread
>>10580510
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I want her to model bikinis!
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Fuck me

What character do you guys want that isn't shit I might pick it up idk
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>>10586945
Fucking christ fuck off Paul
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>>10586945
The only thing I want to see you pick up is a handgun or a noose
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>>10586903
Foodplay is the fetish of kings
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>>10586939
Microbikinis pls
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>>10586962
>>10586963
Don't you wanna take advantage of the fact that I've had way too much vodka and am actually willing to write shit for once

fucking hell guys
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>>10586945
Morrigan
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>>10587011
Would you even be able to write well while wasted? Seems like the opposite to me
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>>10587011
I'd rather you just have liver failure and die
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I wonder if she wants boys to stroke to her modeling pics.
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>>10587069
It'd be such a waste not blowing a load all over that black bikini, though.
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>>10587077
Mmmm, Does she want hot spunk right on her bikini?
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>>10587011
>Vodka
>Paul drinks at the age of 18
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>>10586990
>The lusty drunk hero moaned, and loud, into his mouth when she finally felt his cock throbbing and his climax coming. She made sure he was hilted all the way inside her when the first spurt came out, that almost violent shoot of seed pushing straight past her entrance and right into her womb, the burning heat of the gooey liquid causing her eyes to roll back, the girl nearly drooling in his mouth as she came in time with him from the sensations of his hot thick cum filling her up. This meant that her muscles twitched and squeezed at random, sending little sudden bursts of pressure all up and down his cock while he was emptying himself out inside her, her body seeming to move almost on instinct as it matched its caressing in time with the throbs traveling up and down his shaft. On the other hand, none of this meant that her humping slowed down while the two of them came either, the girls vice hot tunnel, now actively squeezing around him in time with his bursts, still bounced up and down the bottom few inches of his cock, occasionally stopping right on the bottom to swivel around in circles, making sure a good portion of it filled out her womb, nearly bloating her stomach from the unexpected volume he was able to out out. After who knows how long though, his seed finally runs out, and a little bit after that she drags her hips of his in turn, collapsing on the bed next to him, panting as she tries to cool off and catch her breath. In any other circumstance she might try to offer a comment of some type, but it seems the combination of the alcohol in her system and the exertion she just went through left her far to tired for anything like that
(Good with ending things here? It's kinda late but thank you, I think this might be the first time I've used pharah in thread, and it was alot of fun even if it was a bit unusual)
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Post avas you want to see played.
>No Bullies Edition
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>>10587152
ONE OF THESE DAYS JOEL
I'M GONNA SIGN INTO TWITCH WHEN YOU'RE STREAMING
AND I'M GONNA TELL THE WORLD WHAT A SHIT SON YOU ARE
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>>10587166
How long have you been using Pharah, do you have a card?
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>>10587190
ALMEMAMO ELMAMEMO?
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>>10587011
Can I finally fuck LD??
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>>10587011
*uses benis* feel it, pal?
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>>10587205
It's in the old thread, sorry I stepped away from the computer.
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>>10587190
>Posting best girl
Good tastes anon
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>>10587208
No joke, I'd like an Alma ava.
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>>10587269
I'd love to be all snug in that tail
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>Missed Marie Kanker.
>Missed Raven.
JUST
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>>10587166
(Mm. I was gonna give a more climactic end from my side, but I'm pretty exhausted. Hope you're alright with where I ended it, and thanks for playing with me.
Sorry for making it start kinda weird if that's what you mean: I uh. Was just sorta lewd posting compliments at you, but when I saw you were actually here for sessions, I jumped at the chance. I hope I recovered alright.)
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>>10587011
I want to sniff that butt
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>>10587077
>>10587111
anon?
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>>10587294
No no the start was fine. I meant the whole drunk thing. Normally she would probably be at least a little bit composed during that sort of thing.
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>>10587280
I wanna die in those breasts.
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>>10587190
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>>10587332
(Ah-well if it means anything I think you did a wonderful job-Pharah's a dream come true for me anyway.)
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>>10587346
Some day.
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I want to do a snuff scene with Chicken-chan.
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I want to sniff a lot of butts
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I wanna FUCK Morrigan.
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I wanna ROCK
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I want to adventure
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Anyone else feel they only really get off to their specific fetishes? Just ERP fucking doesn't really do it for me. I have to be tied up and abused
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>>10587478
oops
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Anyone else feel they only really get off to their specific fetishes? Just ERP fucking doesn't really do it for me. I have to be the night manager for dead nigger storage.
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>>10587516
No, but I do constantly fear my partner feels that way.
I'm the opposite, where I've been content with just fucking for as long as I can remember.
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>>10587516
Yeah, sometimes.
I think my hyper fetish is getting worse everyday.
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>>10587445
ROCK
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>>10587577
I WANT. TO. ROCK!
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>>10587625
ROCK
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I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really, really, really, wanna zigaziga ah!
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>>10587639
If you wanna be my lover
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>>10587562
Bisexual (females only) hyperdom futa bitchbreaker is the best and more people should play them.
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>>10587657
YOU GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS
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>>10587668
MAKE IT LAST FOREVER
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>>10587668
BRAPPING IS FOREVER
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>>10587011
Shouldn't we give a second chance. I mean sure. Paul has a past in ERP, and it had gotten to the point I can find him on other boards simply by filename alone. But maybe he has turned over a new leaf and has became equally autistic as all of us.
Ayo cunt, wanna rp
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>>10587665
>Bisexual
Yes yes yes!
>(Females only)
Leave.
Sissies deserve just as much love!
>>10587678
FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENDS!
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>>10587694
You should kill yourself along with the alcoholic child
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,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,))).jpg
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>>10587700
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
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>>10587733
YOU HAVE GOT TO GIVE
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>>10587741
TAKING IS TOO EASY
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I need help with my math homework.

Tyrone was walking home from stealing a carton of Newports at the local convenience store. While waiting for the light to change so he could cross the street, some bitch ass niggas rolled up on him and shot his ass 57 times. How deep was dem niggas and what kind of car was they driving?

Bonus question: Was the car stolen?
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>>10587763
BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT IS
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>>10587775
>Polka music suddenly starts playing
I'M NOT SICK, BUT I'M NOT WEEEELLLLL
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>>10587771
Definitely Morrigan
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>>10587798
AND I'M SO HOT, CUZ IM IN HELL
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>>10587705
That's kind of rude man.
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>>10587826
YEAH I'M NOT SICK, BUT I'M NOT WEEEEELLLL
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>>10587843
AND IT'S A SIN
yes it's a sin
TO LIVE SO WELLLL
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>>10587858
GHETTO SUPERSTAR
THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE
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>>10587694
I'm really hurting right now so I'm gonna go drink the last of this shit and pass out

sorry
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>>10587871
COMING FROM AFAR
REACHING FOR THE STARS>>10587871
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>>10587877
>Paul has Bigdead art
You've gained 1 Nonon liking you again point.
You need approximately 1000.
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>>10587881
RUN AWAY WITH ME
TO ANOTHER PLACE
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Post backcracks.
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>>10587884
https://youtu.be/8twpQTna_9w
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>>10587884
>Giving Paul anything
You've lost 1 anon liking you point.
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FRIDAY IT'S FRIDAY
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>>10587899
He at least knows ONE decent artist.
>gives kissu
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>>10587889
WE CAN RELY ON EACH OTHER
UH HUUH
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>>10587908
I've never seen KLK but I think Nonon is cute.
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>>10587910
FROM ONE CORNER TO ANOTHER
UH HUUH
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>>10587932
It's shit.
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>>10587932
>She's a sassy summabitch, but yeah, she's cute.
>>10587948
>I'd give it a solid 7/10.
>Dub is fucking radical, though.
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Anyone up for something short and cuddly before I pass out?
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>>10587992
Mayyybe.
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>>10587992
I like lovey cuddly vanilla stuff.
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>>10588005
I want to cuddle Nonon...
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>>10588005
I'm drunkkk fuck you
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>>10588059
Me toooooooo
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Hello
Where are the lolis?
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>>10588077
Shut the fuck up
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>>10588077
Sleeping like good little girls.
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>>10588096
But it's the weekend!
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>>10588059
I'd fuck Squiggly, but she'd be all cold.
>>10588050
Why would I cuddle with some loser No-star like you?
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>>10588109
Well yeah but it's like 4:30 in the morning too.
>>10588113
I don't know... I'll just go sit in the corner.
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>>10588139
Fuck the rules!

You're right, though. Not even sure how I'm still conscious.
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>>10588005
M-maybe?

>>10588008
>Lays down next to the anon laying their head on the anons shoulder.
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>>10588170
You got candy or something? Maybe I'd cuddle then.
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Evens post card
Odds post starter
Dubs fap and sleep
>>10588170
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>>10588148
Unhealthy sleep cycles are all the rage these days, I swear.
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>>10588214
It's in my van.
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>>10588240
Down by the river?
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>>10588214
>Pulls some fancy new candy from behind your ear, with a wave my my hand and a snap from my fingers it vanishes.
When I fall asleep you'll get your candy.

>>10588232
I think you misquoted me anon... but here.)
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>>10588214
You tricked me last time, I won't be fooled again!
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>>10588232
>>10588263
Y-yeah, sorry, my bad.
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>>10588263
Evil boats are for love and hugs.
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>>10588291
>Ms Fortune
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>>10588263
>>10588291
>2 Samus
Wew
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>>10588311
>Meows
>>10588320
Selfcest threesome when?
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>>10588263
Is this the rape Samus?
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>>10588339
>pets the bouncing head
Oh god /jp/ made yukkuris real. Well, I'd better kill it before it reproduces.
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>>10588291
It's fine.
>Panty.
For a second I thought you had good taste~
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Someone please bully me until I cum before I pass out
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>>10588375
>Hurting Ms Fortune's head
It's like you want to get bit.
>>10588392
I only play her because I can't compete with Treats Stocking. Pls no bully.
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>>10588293
"Evil?"
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>>10588395
You're inadequate and unremarkable and this makes me feel better about myself.
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>>10588406
I want to fuck and cuddle this boat!
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>>10588406
Morally flexible then.
>hugs the boat
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>>10588320
More then two sugar~

>>10588339
Guess that means you're gonna be the Submissive Samus, look forward to making your Samus into my slutty plaything.

>>10588367
>Rape
Uhm? I'm not sure... I'm a dom Samus though.

>>10588395
Bully you, do you really expect me to do all of that work? You can grab my foot and jerk off into it. I don't wanna waste my time jerking off your tiny baby dick. You better cum soon, or I might not even let you use my foot.
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>>10588455
You're my favorite Samus.
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>>10588403
Hmm, fuck the head while the body tries to act normal or fuck the body while the head tries to act normal.
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>>10588410
You're probably not wrong but I appreciate the effort despite the lack of effect on my genitals.

>>10588455
Just your foot? May I please worship your body, Samus? Your pussy and ass are absolutely beautiful
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>>10588403
>picks the head up
Well, come on little buddy. Let's get you inside the garage and find a hammer.
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>>10588455
Do you think boys should masturbate, s
Samus?
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>>10588403
I'm mostly interested in treats Kneesocks.

And treat puts some effort in learning their shit. You'll be fine though.

...

I should note that I do enjoy playing Scanty with one of the angels.
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Morrigan?
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>>10588455
Eh... I don't really play Samus as sub. Maybe bottom dom, or switch.
>>10588463
Wow rude.
>>10588464
I've contemplated doing a session where Ms Fortune prostitute's her headless body for money, and she can feel the pleasure remotely, but I didn't find it very IC.
>>10588480
Do not.
>>10588484
I think I tried one session with Treat's Stocking but it was sadly cut short. Doing something with the demon sisters might be fun if it involves humiliation.
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>>10588475
I'm sorry man. You want me to like, shove you? Step on your balls or something. I'm not that good at this.
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>>10588435
"Fuck?" Kowan bring up one of her large metal nails up to her chin while she tilts her head off the the right. "What's fuck?" The Abyssal asks in the most innocent tone she can.

>>10588449
Kowan wraps her large metal hands around the anon careful not to hurt them as she squishes them betwixt her large scantly clad bosom, the sweater folding around them, her perky nipples jut from her soft breasts on either side of the anons head.
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>>10588521
Sorry little buddy but I have to. It's my duty to the neighborhood. If don't pretty soon there's gonna be a bunch of you guys shitting and screaming and fighting and just wrecking the whole place up. We wouldn't want that now, would we?
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>>10588540
>I wrap my my arms carefully around you, snuggling and relaxing quietly with my face planted in your bosom
Thank you miss Kowan.
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>>10588556
Sorry anon, it's a little hard for me too tell if you're just fucking about or what do to something legitimate. I guess I should say I typically prefer setting up a session before starting to ease confusion.
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>>10588463
Why is that anon, do you enjoy being emasculated by a dainty women? sure you're big enough that you /could/ overpower me... but no you just want your tiny cock bullied. Even f you did decide to fuck me I wouldn't feel it~

>>10588475
You're lucky I'm even letting you have that much.
>Samus presses her foot up against the anons crotch harder and harder.
Are you saying my foots not good enough for a shell of a disgusting neet like you?

>Samus drags her foot up from the anons crotch pressing it against his chest, pushing the anons back down forcing them to lay down. She rests her leather clad rump against the anons face, he wouldn't be able to feel her skin but she knew he wanted it just that way, her just out of reach while her jerks off pathetically.

>>10588481
Only if you can edge until I decide to let you cum anon~

>>10588521
I rarely play Samus as anything other then a Dom myself.... Might be fun to do something switch with the two of them though.
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>>10588622
I'm just fucking around. My sex drive has been dead for weeks anyways.
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I'm taking off to go eat, I'll try to be back soon... if I don't pass out.
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>>10588624
B-bully me too please...
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>>10588624
Well, I mean, there could be some non-con, so a certain degree. Honestly, I was thinking of just having one of the Samus' being the SA-X, though I'm not sure how you feel about that.
>>10588641
Ah. I see. That's fine anon!
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Hello Compatriots
I'm CIA
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>>10588624
I'd rather be tiny and helpless so Samus can effortlessly overpower me rather than bigger than her.
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>>10588657
I feel bad for weirding you out though. I'm just gonna lay down. It's late anyways. Sorry about all that.
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>>10588667
Did you bring friends?
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>>10588688
No worries anon! Get some rest, but have this lewd on the house.
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>>10587011
Use this characer
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>>10588745
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>>10588701
No.
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>>10588717
>that bush
This is my fetish.
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>>10588810
Hairy bushes don't really do anything for me purrsonally, but to each his own.
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>>10588624
What do you think about bikini fetish? I love masturbating to it!
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Would you a fem Gamagoori?
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>>10588872
>Archer goes to HotTopic
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>>10588872
Not buff enuff
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>>10588872
Yes. Yes I would.
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>>10588883
>>10588876
>Not wanting a giant amazon that's a total sub and masochist in bed.
>>10588891
Best taste.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpVTORX_ifk
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>>10587190
Alma is okay
A good waifu
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We need some Granblue fantasy avas
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>>10588971
Firth is a genius.
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>no more responses
This is what I get for wanting to typefuck at like 5 am.
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>>10589010
You guys chased away Morrigan and Iowa and Kawai left over a year ago, so I'm not sure what to tell you.
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>>10589014
Gomen, I'd have gone for you if I wasn't falling asleep at my desk as I type this.
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>>10589014
It's okay, Princess. Now would you mind explaining into this completely normal teddy bear how you feel about young boys?
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>>10589010
I WANT
TO DATE
A HARVIN
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>>10589014
Well what are you in the mood for?
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So redpill me on what happened to Jinx.
Is she gone for good?
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>>10588801
CIA, are you still here?
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>>10589041
Thankfully, yes she is.
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>>10589041
Probably. The shitposting here has switched from generic shitposting to creepy shit that starts to border on doxing. So she's probably gone. Mecha too, not that that matters much.
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>>10589014
You shouldn't be up this late.... and neither should
I but you know.
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>>10589014
are you this one?>>10588717
because I posted >>10588865
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Has Jiro and/or EGG committed suicide yet?
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>>10589020
Iowa's still here though.
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>>10589050
>>10589048
>Never finished my Nonon on D.va session
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>>10589059
They met up in person and fucked a few days ago.
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>>10589072
No fucking way.
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>>10589024
I don't blame you for not being an insomniac.
>>10589034
...But why, Anon?
>>10589037
Honestly, not sure. Kinda wanted to do something with Ms Fortune, Sammy, Rosa, or Xeno, really.
>>10589052
I shouldn't, but I am.
>>10589057
Unless it was a misquote, that's a different Samus.
Either way, I'm quite fond of bikinis.
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>>10589082
Way dude. Way.
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>>10589093
Nuh-uh, man. Nuh-uh. You're foolin'.
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>>10589092
Well what kind of stuff do you like? I'd love some cat girl to get my day going.
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>>10589092
Oh, no reason. Just thought it might be a good way to break in this fancy new, but completely average, teddy bear I just bought. Hearing what princesses want to do with young boys really give it that huggable softness, y'know? So, why don't you just... You know. Tell it all the things that young boys bring to mind.
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>Spend a few hours playing a text based porn game
>Pretty horny the whole time but nothing's good enough yet that's worth cumming to
>Game is losing my interest and dragging on without anything exciting for me to finish on
>Save and close tab, open some porn and fap, have a mediocre orgasm after all of that build up
I've squandered my night with masturbation once again.
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>>10589072
>Jiro is able to get laid
>I can't
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>>10589059
>>10589072
Who are those people?
>>10589092
Ah, I see.
I have to sleep soon.
Could Samus please rub me with her bikini tits and say goodnight before I sleep?
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>>10589072
>sticking your dick in crazy
what the fuck are you doing jiro
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>>10589124
Someone post the cuck pasta!
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>>10589050
>creepy shit that starts to border on doxing

would you mind explaining what happened, if at the least a small summary?
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>>10589093
>>10589082
>implying gage would let her do that
>implying Gage wouldn't beat the shit out of her the moment he has the slightest doubt
You're gull of shit
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>>10589146
Wait, didn't Gage and her break up?
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>>10589146
>gull of shit
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>>10589102
Here's my (outdated) kinkchart. Honestly not to sure what session to do with Ms Fortune.
>>10589109
Alright....?
Well, I find young boys very cute! I want to pet their soft hair and feed them sweets behind their mama's back! I want to make them think I'm their mama! And I want to love and care for them, a in many different ways!
>>10589124
Uh, alright. One moment as I post a different pic.
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>>10589146
>He doesn't know
EGG broke up with Gage and started dating Jiro.
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>>10589159
>cum on hair
Holy fucking fuck my dick's going to explode.
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>>10589146
Gage? Is that you?
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>>10589159
>Well, I find young boys very cute! I want to pet their soft hair and feed them sweets behind their mama's back! I want to make them think I'm their mama! And I want to love and care for them, a in many different ways!
Man you're a weirdo. I mean who would want that? Hahahaha
>Nervous sweating
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>>10589159
....Alright. That's all, very... Nice. Can you excuse me for a moment? I just need to, uh, take this bear behind the rock to make sure it's working properly. Not flipping a tape. Nope. Who even uses tapes these days? I'll be back in just a minute.
>Anon darts off behind an eerily familiar rock for a while, only to come back out, turning back to say something incomprehensible to something behind the rock before rushing back up and holding the teddy bear out again.
Okay, what about you take the bear as a thank you, and I'll just go, and you just... Say whatever you want to it. Say, if there was something you wanted to say but you couldn't say because I was here. Whatever. Your bear now. Okay, bye.
>Anon runs back to the rock, diving behind it.
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>>10589153
>>10589163
>>10589173
>mfw Egg would go on and on about how Gage was the love of her life, how he saved her from suicide, how they were getting married
>mfw they broke up
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>>10589186
Sluts gonnna slut, my dude. Sluts gonna slut. I just hope Jiro takes what happened with Gage as a fair warning that things almost definitely aren't going to pan out.
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>>10589186
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>>10589186
There's only so much crazy you can put up with.
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>>10589124
>The bounty hunter climbs up on top of the Anon's soft bed, crawling over his body, as she lays herself onto him. Her chest press up against his face, damn near smothering him as she lifts her hand up and plays with the man's soft hair.
Now, you get some sleep, alright?
>Aran asks with a faint smile, gently rubbing her soft breasts against his cheeks. She even starts to grind her hips against his crotch, just to tease him!
>>10589171
Good taste.
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>>10589186
>Being this mad that /ourboy/ Jiro is getting pussy
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>>10589203
>Mad
>Not worried
C'mon, Anon. Don't trust a ho.
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>>10589208
TRUST
NO
THOT
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>>10589200
*blushes and cock twitches*
G-Goodnight, Sammy!
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>>10589203
>/ourboy/
When the fuck was that fag /ourboy/?
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>>10589153
>>10589163
>>10589173
>>10589191
>>10589195
Spicy. How'd the whole thing go down?
I need details of this aged meme. When did it happen? Who took it the worst? What memes came of it?
Are there any screencaps/archived posts?
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>>10589231
kill yourself
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>>10589233
You first Gage
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>>10589177
I'm sure a lot of rebellious young boys would love to be taken care of by me. I'd treat them right. I'd let them play video games whenever they want, I'd let them say up late, so long as they call me their mama.
>>10589181
>Rosalina takes the Teddy bear, confused as to why the Anon was so willing to give it to her, and why he needed her to confess her feelings to it, when he could have just asked! It was very suspicious, but no one would do anything mean to her, right?
A-alright... Um... I would also enjoy teaching my "children" about the birds and the bees once they've gotten old enough. I wouldn't hesitate to give them a few hands-on demonstrations. I would let them now that mama would be there to help them with their sexual urges to matter what.
After all, what mother wouldn't help her "son" like that?
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>>10589231
Gage
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>>10589231
Hi Gage
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>>10589231
Fuck off Gage
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>>10589214
>Samus slides her body down slightly, so that she's now eye-level with the cute guy. She places her hand on his cheek and gives him a small kiss on the lips, whispering to him;
Goodnight, anon.
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>>10589263
We got 'em, McCoy! Did you hear that!
>A quiet, distant voice rings out from suspiciously close to the rock Anon was hiding behind.
"Question."
What?
"How are you going to get the tape?"
...The...Tape.
"Yeah, the tape from the bear."
McCoy, you told me you were good at this.
"Hey, I'm the best there is at this."
This was your idea, and it's fucking terrible!
"It's not a very competitive field."
For fuck's sake.
>The rock is suddenly picked up, two pairs of legs visible underneath it, one pair long and one pair short. The rock backs away over the horizon, the bickering getting quieter and quieter until there is only silence. Silence, and a teddy bear.
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>>10589263
Ha...ha. How creepy, I mean I'm a full grown man. I'd never ever want to call someone "mama" and be treated like a kid.
>While he was fully grown Anon was much shorter than Rosa, and had a youthful air about him.
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>>10589221
Stay mad Gage
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>Ruining the comf.
Why though?

>>10588865
Low rise Bikinis are top teir, the lower the better.

>>10588683
But what fun if that? I can't emasculate a boy~

>>10588657
I know nothing about the metriod universe desu

>>10588646
I'd love to anon but I'm head off to sleep soon, you'll just have to settle for blue balls~

>>10588580
>You still here? I left >>10588643 but I'm not sure if you saw it or not... good night anon, thanks for the cuddles.

>>10589291
Thanks for the nice image, hope you don't have this.
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And if Spon Pon shows up... let them know I miss them please....
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>>10589310
I am. I didn't know that was you though. And thank you for the cuddles!
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>>10589310
Blue balls is an acceptable kind of bullying too.
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>>10589319
My pleasure <3
Sweet dreams non, hope you sleep well.

>>10589320
Wish I had the time to get you worked up, a single pump away from shooting your load, only for me to stop and leave you aching harder then you have before~

Good night anon, sweet dreams.
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Are there any cucks or bulls here?
/ntr/ is dead.
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>>10589370
We call each other cucks, but it's all bull.
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>>10589368
Could I maybe sleep with you miss Kowan?
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>>10589295
>The Space Milf stares at the rock, raising an eyebrow as she can clearly hear someone talking. But before she could speak up, the rock is gone, making ever even more confused.
How very odd...
>>10589302
That's understandable! I would hardly be surprised if some older men ended up being into the idea! Not that I mind it, after all, in every man, there's a little boy begging to come out.
>>10589310
>He hasn't played every 2D game and Prime
Pleb
Thanks for the pics though.
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>>10589370
Bull here.
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>>10589370
>>10589375
LITTLE
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>>10589370
I LARP as a Viking named Cucknar Blackbull.

>captcha is gibbs commando
kek
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>>10589387
A little boy begging to come out? What do you mean?
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>>10589375
Haha, that's a good one! Really though, anon. I wanna play a cuckold's girlfriend/wife, or I can even steal some other girl's boyfriend/husband.
>>10589391
Yay! Do you prefer netorare or netori?
>>10589401
>>10589403
Shhh. No memes allowed.
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>>10589379
"Anyday anon!" Kowan's expression happy and energetic from the anons desire to be with her, she places an arm down from them to lay on, placing the other around them if they do, pulling them in close nuzzling the back of their neck.
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>>10589370
I could play a bull, but cucking isn't my thing.
I blame a certain doujin where the cuck fucking kills himself at the end.
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>>10589411
Netori.
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>>10589417
You're the best Kowan. <3
>I let out a sleepy yawn as I snuggle up against you and place my hand on yours as I start to drift off
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>>10589410
I'm sure that every man would love to just stay at home and play video games, and be coddled by a gentle women who loves them very much and wants them to be their precious baby.
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>>10589431
>the cuck fucking kills himself at the end
lol
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>>10589431
Unrelated, but I found this while searching for images.
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>>10589431
I remember reading a funny cucking doujin where this old guy couldn't get hard unless his young, beautiful wife got fucked by his next door neighbor. I can't find it anywhere now.
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>>10589431
You can't win them all! Sometimes, it just doesn't end all that well.
>>10589434
Coolio, I can do netori. Do you mind starting us off though?
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>>10589455
I'm not joking.
He fucking straight up hangs himself.
I sat there for five minutes like "Did I HONESTLY JUST READ THAT"
Also, it was a centaur bull.
>>10589460
That sounds pretty okay, as long as the cuckee is alright with it.
>>10589473
I mean, I'd still be down, but I probably won't be as in to it as some of my usual sessions.
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>>10589473
Nah, I can do the starter if you toss me a few ideas.
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>>10589450
W-well that doesn't sound too bad. I mean I might want to try it out
>Anon gulps and looks down at the ground, blushing furiously
M-mama...
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>>10589481
IVE HEARD OF THAT
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>>10589481
Well how did you think it was going to end?
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>>10589501
NOT WITH SOMEBODY HANGING HIMSELF, THAT'S FOR GODDAMN SURE
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>>10589313
Karl, please. You know I'm never far away for too long.
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>>10589481
>Centaur bull
Jesus christ I read that one too. That one was really fucked up.
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>>10589501
Maybe a better doujin was hidden towards the end
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>>10589508
bune
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>>10589370
Some guy named Owain tried to be a bull in /erp/ and the threads are still recovering from the nonstop shitstorms
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>>10589497
>The Blond Princess looks down at the anon and smiles, taking a step forward as she wraps her arms around him. Her soft bosom presses up against this face, covering up his view. She lifts and hand up, to gently caress his head.
Hmm... I don't I'll mind having you for a son.... You're pretty cute, you know...
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>>10589481
Hey, it's no fun if you don't enjoy it just as much.
Oh, a name/link would be nice too.
>>10589492
Simple stuff is always nice! Maybe your girl is below average/subpar at the boobs/butt/sex department, pitifully meek, you're a bit frustrated, and I'm a bully that wants to make the insecure girl (more) miserable.
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>>10589509
>>10589481
Glad to know I'm not going crazy.
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>>10589546
Y-you think I'm cute? Th-thank you...Mama
>Anon slowly presses his face into her breasts and puts his arms around her, sighing contentedly
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>>10589557
Everyone just calls me Nonon, my discord is in my ava sheet.
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>>10589578
I meant the centaur doujin, silly.
But your card id nice! Lots of cuties.
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>>10589557
I'm a sucker for big tits so that would work fairly well. What kind of role did you have in mind for yourself? Emotionally crushing a flat girl by tempting her man away? I'd be down for that.
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>>10589578
I want to give the manticore loving cuddles.
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>>10589595
Pretty much that, yeah! Teasing her, putting my arms all over you in front of her, sending her some saucy pictures (with your own phone)
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>>10589569
It's no problem,sweetie...
>Rosalina coos, still gently petting the Anon's soft hair.
(Did you want this to go lewd? I'm just a little curious. If not, it's fine!)
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>>10589589
>I don't even remember what it's called, it's been years.
>If I knew how to work E-Hentai's tags, it would be easier.
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>>10589634
(Yes please)
>Anon snuggles into her breasts, her rather large breasts. A thought pops into his head, and blushing, he looks up at Rosa.
Um...I'm feeling a little thirsty Mama. Do you have anything I can...drink?
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>>10589638
NEVERMIND, I FOUND IT
https://e-hentai.org/g/732543/9f77d022d4/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rldeojVqtE
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>>10589658
>>10589638
Neato! Thanks a bunch, cutie!
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>>10589613
Ooh, nice. Just need a setting now for me to write the starter. How about a cafe after a fight with my girlfriend, or did you have something in mind that you wanted to do? I can adapt.
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>>10589658
>grill is a centaur
Pass. I was thinking it was a human girl getting banged by a centaur.
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>>10589648
(I like where you're going with this anon.)
>She thinks to herself for a moment, before understanding fully what the Anon meant. It made her blush red, but, she had to treat her baby well.
Would you like some of mama's milk? Hmm?
>She asks him in a sweet little voice, though she had a good idea about what his answer was going to be.
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>>10589666
You're welcome.
Now I'm depressed again.
>>10589682
That would make it better, somewhat.
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>>10589667
I can work with a cafe scene, sure! If you'd like, I can do a few lines for the girlfriend, if you want to get caught with someone else. Otherwise, feel free to start us off!
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>>10589701
>Anon just nodded his head, burying his face right into her breasts
I-If you're okay with it.
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>>10589704
Now I'm thinking about that scene in Blazing Saddles where they're trying to hang a man and his horse at the same time. I wonder if that's what hanging a centaur is like?
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>>10589724
>Hangs you
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>>10589724
I'd imagine you really couldn't hang a centaur.
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>>10589742
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>>10589706
>Not every moment of a relationship is pleasant. He's a testament to that, fuming with repressed anger as he rests his jaw against his palm waiting for the waitress to bring him his coffee. Anything to get out of the house.

>It's not like he did anything to start a fight. All he did was say that there's no need for her to buy a push-up bra for herself. He didn't say that there's nothing to push up. He didn't say that her chest has all the charm of a loaf of bread that failed to rise. None of that needs to be said. They both know how he'd like someone with more bust.

>He checks his phone. She hasn't called yet. No messages either. Soon she'll be bombarding him with calls and messages like the insecure little girl she is, but before that, he can at least enjoy a cup of coffee in peace.
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>>10589724
They're horses. Just shoot them in the head.
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>>10589742
>>10589745
You'd need to build a very big set of gallows but I don't see why it's not possible. It's not like it's too light for the rope to break its neck
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>>10589755
Huh. Can't argue with what works.
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>>10589716
Of course anon, what kind of mother would I be if I didn't let my baby help himself to mama's milk~?
>And with that said, she promptly reaches her hand up the collar of her dress, unbuttoning it slightly as her bare breasts spill out for him to see. She also twills her fingers around, a blue aura encompassing them both as she lays back in a magical blue chair. The aura also lifts the Anon off his feet, before placing her on his lap.
Now, drink up as much as you like, alright? Good boys need to grow up to be big and strong~!
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>>10589759
Damn now I'm going to have to ask /tg/ how to hang a centaur.
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>>10589759
The problem is, centaurs are pretty tall, and they fucking weigh a ton.
You run the risk of snapping the rope.
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>>10589763
Th-thank you Mama.
>With that Anon placed his lips on her nipple and began to suckle. It was slow at first, as if he was scared by what was happening, but he gradually began to pick up the pace so he could drink some delicious milk.
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So, uh.. anyone wanna hit me up with some good Nonon doujins?
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>>10589772
There are ropes made for towing cars which have around a 5000lbs weight limit. A centaur would not be a problem
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>>10589763
>>10589716
>>10589701
>>10589648
mUH
muhhfwh\

mILY
kMILKY WILKIESS

MUH MILKIEW


MILKY
WILKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

XXDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>10589825
I'll hit you up with one of these
>Picks up Nonon and sends her twirling into the air
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>>10589836
Bless you.
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>>10589781
>Rosalina let out a soft quiet moan as the cute Anon began to drink up her milk from her breasts. She wrapped her arm around his head, holding him steady. She lowers her hand down to his crotch next, gently rubbing her palm against it, as she speaks up once again;
I bet my baby is really pent up, isn't he? Would he perhaps enjoy a gentle handjob from mama to relieve him?
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>>10589827
I'd imagine this is taking place in DND esque times, without that kinda shit.
But, I digress.
>>10589840
>Only for Nonon to come smashing down with her heels onto Anon's face!
Nice try.
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>>10589754
>Spotting a familiar face, one waitress decided to take care of this specific customer. When his drink's finished, she picked it up and started heading towards his table.
>The waitress snuck up behind him and leaned against his back, casually setting his drink down in front of him as her large breasts squeezed against him.
Cheer up, cutie-pie. Your drink's up~
>The girl hoped she'd be a pleasant surprise to the glum-looking man. She could easily figure out what was bothering him, and she planned to make the most of it.
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>>10589844
>Anon was so busy sucking the sweet milk that he didn't hear her at first. But her hand rubbing on his crotch was enough to tell him what he needed to know. He looked up at Rosa and nodded his head.
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>>10589846
>DND esque times
Well that simplifies it. Just tie the noose and find a giant. The offending centaur is then jerked up to Drow Jesus and everyone can go home.
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>>10589846
Nonon, how do you think they built castles if they couldn't lift heavy things with ropes?
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>>10589876
Magic!
>>10589865
>Drow Jesus
REEEE
FUCK THE FILTHY COALSKINS
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>>10589865
The visual of a giant snatching a centaur up made me smile. I was thinking simple, magic rope, but I like your idea better
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>>10589862
>She grinned wide from his response, sliding her slender hand down his pants, as she pulled out his cock with little effort. She then quickly began pumping his cock, each stroke being more firm than the last. The space milf was becoming more aroused now, the pleasured moans escaping her lips becoming louder.
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>>10589857
(Forgot to say it but I'm fine with you doing lines for the girlfriend.)
>Before he even realizes what's pressing against him his body reacts. He recognizes her voice and turns to look at her, absentmindedly ogling at her bust even as he reminds himself that her eyes are up higher. He clears his throat and meets her gaze, taking a sip of his coffee.
Thanks. Had a bit of a spat back home. You know. The usual subject.
>He sighs and flicks his gaze downwards. The sight brings a longing, melancholic smile to his face.
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>>10589906
>Anon nearly choked on his milk when he felt her pump his cock. He continued to drink, but a bit more vigorously now. He moves his hips in rhythm with her pumping to help her pleasure him.
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>>10589915
>After a moment, the waitress took a step back and crossed her arms, raising her breasts a little. They felt heavy and warm on his back, and looked as soft as pillows.
Aw, had a little fight with, uh... whatsherface? I thought you'd find someone better for you by now, hun. She's hardly good enough for you, or just about anyone...
>With a malicious grin, she put both hands on her hips and slightly tilted her head.
You know... My shift's just about over. I can try cheering you up a little, if you'd like~? I know -just- what you need.
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>>10589931
>Rosalina can't help but giggle as she notices Anon's adorable reaction. This only encourages her to continue jerking off his hard shaft, picking up the pace a little.
How does it taste, sweetie? Good, I hope~?
>She asks him, in that kind old voice once again, lowering her hand down to his balls, to give him a few gentle squeezes just to tease him, before going back.
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>>10589971
>Anon nods his head vigorously as he hungrily drinks the sweet milk. He lets out some muffled moans as he feels his heavy balls being squeezed. But it seems nothing would stop him from drinking. His cock began to leak precum onto Rosa's hand as she picks up the pace.
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>>10589970
And what would that be? A dash of cream in my coffee?
>He gives her a knowing wink and sips his drink again. He's already hard just thinking about laying his hands on those lovely, soft, inviting titties. If only he'd met her first.
Hell, it wouldn't be such a problem if she wasn't so goddamn insecure about it. I mean, not everyone can be as fortunate as you, but still...
>He admires her mean grin, straigthening his back as the thought of a shared idea slips into his mind. Yeah. Why the fuck not.
How about you take yourself off the clock and we'll talk about it in the back. I could use a woman's advice.
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>>10590003
>Rosalina rubs her palms against the base of his cock, collecting some of his pre-cum.
Oh, you don't mind if I have a few tastes of your "milk", do you ~?
>She asked in a teasing voice, but before he could say anything, she already lifted her hand over to her mouth, licking it all up before going back down to jerk him off.
Mmm~ You taste pretty nice yourself, baby~
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>>10590081
>Anon just wasn't listening to her at this point. He was too engrossed in her delicious milk and her jerking off his cock. He could feel that his cock was getting ready to release as it twitched and throbbed, but his mind was too fuzzy to warn Rosa about it.
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>>10590081
You.
I like you. You're cool.
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>>10590018
>The waitress let out a giggle and glanced at her watch, relieved that she'll be free by the time he's done with his coffee.
Enjoy your drink, cutie~ I'll grab my stuff and wait for you, so don't take too much time, okay?
>She leaned in and gave him a quick, light kiss on the cheek, a little too giddy about it. The thought of making that pathetic girl cry made her excited... And the fact her boyfriend was so open to the idea was fantastic! She could hardly wait to ruin her day.
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>>10590094
>The Blond Princess could easily tell that he was getting close, taking full advantage of this as she lowered her head down, and whispered into his ear;
Do you need to cum baby~? Cum whenever you like, mama will be sure to clean it all up when you're done~
>The Space Milf coos, now pumping hid cock as fast as she could now, waiting for him to give mama a nice big load for her!
>>10590095
Thank you anon~
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>>10590127
>He brushes the stain on his cheek away and tastes his fingertips. By now, he's fully committed to the idea, and as a man who has hated half-measures all his life, he whips out his phone and begins to type.

>"Guess what I found." He texts his girlfriend, licking his lips with excitement. Done typing, he slips the phone back into his pocket and leans back in his seat, closing his eyes to fantasize what to do with those breasts. He can't decide whether to lick, grope or kiss first.
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>>10590136
>Her whisper was enough for Anon to let lose with his cum. He takes his mouth off of the nipple and lets out a long moan as his cum shoots out of his cock and onto Rosa's hand. As she continues to pump his cock he feels himself cum again and again. I felt like his balls were being drained by her.
M-mama...
>He slumped backwards as he felt his cock stop cumming and his orgasm subside
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>>10590187
>Being the needy, desperate girl she is, his girlfriend quickly started typing up a reply. She kept deleting it and writing it up again, over and over, as her friends advised her to ignore his texts for a while. She was conflicted the entire time, but eventually caved in.
>She quickly made his phone ding twice.
>"Hm?"
>"what did you find?"
>By now, the waitress was already out of her uniform, and was simply prettying herself up in front of a mirror.
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>>10590193
>She quickly collected as much of his seed as she could into her hands, before lifting it up and drinking it all, licking her lips as she did so.
Hmm~ Your "milk" tastes wonderful, sweetheart...
>She giggles, before pulling his pants back up for him. She reaches behind him, pulling him close to her chest once again, as she tells him;
I think it's best you went to bed, baby. You can sleep in mama's lap if you want.
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ntr is bad
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>>10590256
>Anon was already asleep on her lap. He felt peaceful in her lap, he liked his new Mama.
(And that's it, hope you had fun.)
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>>10590248
>He chuckles when he hears his phone ding so soon and not only once but twice. Lazily, taking his time, his eyes still closed of a beautiful bust being squeezed against his face, he takes his phone from his pocket. So much for ignoring him and the silent treatment. He wonders why he didn't cheat on the girl before.

>"D," he types. "Or E. Not sure. Can't know for sure like I can with you."
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>>10590316
(I did! Thank you anon! I hope you enjoyed yourself as well!)
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>>10590259
Your face is bad
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>>10590325
>"D? E?"
>"What do you mean? Haha, silly."
>Either she was genuinely dumb, or simply pretending to be. Whichever it was, it didn't matter much.
>"when are you coming home? or are you gonna be sulking a little late today?"
>She definitely felt smug after her last text, even if she was shaking and shivering afterwards.
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>>10590329
(Oh I did)
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>>10590329
You taking off Rosalina?
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>>10589578
Random stranger here. Do you mind if I add you to discord?
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>>10590400
(Good to hear anon!)
>>10590408
(I think so yeah,you can always add me on discord if you like, as I'm more active there!)
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>>10590391
>Either she doesn't get it, or doesn't want to get it. Maybe it's easier on her ego not to understand. This time, though, he's not letting her get off so easy.

>"Dunno how long we'll take. I'll get you pics soon."

>He closes the messenger and takes a look at the phone's clock. She should be back soon.
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>>10590436
(Sounds good. Mind if j get a pic of Rosa's (Pokemon) ass before you split?
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>>10590439
>His phone dings a few times. Five, six... He clearly hit a nerve.
>A few moments later, the same waitress came back, looking much better in her normal clothes. Nice, lovely-looking cleavage, and a short skirt to go with it. With plenty of skin showing, she walks up to him with a smirk on her face. She looked a lot better too, now that she gave her makeup a few touch-ups.
Hiii, cutie-pie. Hope I didn't keep you waiting too long, hm? Had to pretty myself up a bit for you~
Ready for some 'advice'~?
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>>10590453
(Sure anon! Here!)
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>>10590481
>Ignoring his phone, he stand up and gives her a look from head to toe. Much to his pleasure, her chest isn't her only asset. Even as his phone vibrates, he lets his gaze linger on the curve of the waitress' hip. He smiles widely to let her know just how much he likes what he sees.
I'd love that. Now, where could we talk without being overheard?
>He gives her a sly look and steps closer to her, nose twitching in anticipation of her scent.
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Bad time?
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>>10590542
Kill yourself
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>>10590519
Thanks love. Sleep well!
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>>10590531
>The waitress arched her back a little, making her chest stick out a bit more, all the more eye-candy for her date. She enjoyed the feeling of being on display for him, being stared at like a prize.
Hm... Well, the restroom should be fine, if you don't mind being a little cramped. Or if you'd like, we can go outside to an alley... It's not as clean as the stalls, though.
>She opened her arms and leaned in, trapping him in a tight hug. As he got a whiff of her perfume, she made sure to properly squeeze her breasts against his chest.
Mm... Whichever you like. You can pick a different place, too, if you really want to~
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Morning ladies and gents
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>>10590629
Go back to bed.
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>>10590606
Fucking in dirty stalls or alley's not my style.
>He takes her hand in his and slides it down to squeeze his firm ass. Squuezed between the pair, next to another hard thing, his phone suddenly vibrates.
Sorry about that. Do you mind?
>He pulls the phone from his pocket, letting her feel his bulge against her as he does. Framing her cleavage into the shot, he takes a quick photo, shows it to her and sends it to the girlfriend waiting back home.
I got myself a hotel for the night. I wasn't thinking of going back anyway. Let's go.
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>>10590629
Kill yourself
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>>10590644
I wish. I got work to do. And some green to laugh at.

>>10590654
I can't afford to die
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>>10590629
Morning Mama DMG. I'm about to head to bed.

Have a good Saturday fuck fest and a great day overall.

Mind giving me something to sleep on?
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>>10590670
>Laying back in her big comfy bed she adjusts her top, letting her round, soft breasts bounce about. Cupping them and toying with them before winking at her little guy
Come on honey buns~
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>>10590629
(morning, cutie!)
>>10590653
Not at all, go right ahead~
>The waitress let out a giggle again, gladly letting him take a pic of her breasts squeezed up against his frame. While he was sending it over, she eventually got off of him and wrapped her arms around one of his, leaning against him a little.
>His phone almost exploded when his girlfriend saw the picture. She sent message after message, rapidly spamming him with angry, confused texts.
A whole night in a hotel? You're such a -stud,- cutie~! I can't wait till we're there. I'll give you a very, very special night~
(Maybe a little timeskip here? Not much can happen on the way, unless you have an idea.)
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>>10590730
How you doin' sunshine?
>>
Lurkers come out and play!
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>>10590730
(Yeah I thought about suggesting one. Will do.)
>All the way to the hotel, his phone dings as if about to explode. By the room door he sends her one last picture of his date's skirt-covered ass and then disables the sound. With his hand wrapped around his date's waist he steps into the room and pins her up against the nearest wall even before door has slammed shut behind them. He kisses her lustily and gropes at her chest, sliding his hand into her cleavage and tearing down the cloth covering them up.
Mhaah... Why did I ever bother with that washing board!
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>>10590808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeEbtiruH2Q
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>>10590808
When you're tired but the nerdy mage booty calls.
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>>10590856
Go sleep my favorite /fit/ bird. We can snuggle another time
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>>10590874
Don't think I've forgotten how you called me fat last time.

Because I sure haven't.
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>>10590933
>kissu beaku
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>>10590933
The only thing fat there are those tits.
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>>10590818
>before she could get ready, the cheater was already all over the waitress! In no time at all, he was feeling her up like a piece of meat.
Haha, heyy! Settle down, cowboy...!
>While she enjoyed the attention immensely, she had a few plans she wanted to get done. It's a shame he just went for it and ruined her clothing, but in the heat of the moment, she didn't really mind.
>She kisses him back with just as much passion, her tongue wrapping around his, hands reaching over to help him out of his clothes.
Mmnnh... I want your phone, gimme it~! I need to show your girlfriend what she's up against~
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>>10590933
You're not fat... it's just your ass that's fat... and those tits..Those thighs are pretty big too..
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>>10590948
>bear-huggu anonu

>>10590954
That's right! Not an ounce of fat on this bird!

>>10590965
Oh yeah? Just wait till I give you a much closer look at them, you'll be singing a different tune. That is, if you can sing at all or even breath with me vise-gripping your face.
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>>10591025
You know you're talkin' a lot but all I'm hearing is "I'm too tired all I got is words. DMG is so pretty and she's awesome and I love her"
Yeah that's all I'm hearing~
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>>10590963
>He ceases his assault for a short moment, grinning at her, sharing the mean pleasure of inflicting pain upon his girlfriend. He reaches for his phone, and in the spur of the moment, he decides to go one step further.
Take it.
>He dials his girlfriend and hands the waitress the phone. With his hands free again, he kneads the flesh of her tits and slowly lowers his head downwards, marking his way down with kisses on her neck, collarbone and chest.
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>>10590808
Wish it were that easy.
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>>10591044
(Aw, boo. Just when the fun starts my eyes start to burn.)
(I'd love to stay anon, but I need to rest my eyes. Sorry.)
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>>10591079
FAT
HILDA
ASS
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>>10591025
>kissus Sponty's nose
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>>10591043
What's that?
>The buff birb wraps her muscly arms around the mage and pulls her in, squeezing her tightly against her sculpted abs and smothering her face into her massive chicken breasts.
What did you say you were hearing? I didn't quite catch that. It sounded like: "Oh Fate please bully my silly mage butt some more".

>>10591114
>Sponty's nose twitches!
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>>10591144
>Spanks Hilda's booty
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>>10591141
>With a face full of chicken breast she couldn't speak, opening her mouth to protest the words put in her mouth she was only met with the jiggly tit fat she was once mocking but a moment ago. Her arms jerked about to either side of her, never quite doing anything more but moving side to side as she was muted by the tits

>>10591144
>Right click save as..
>>
>>10590808
>>
>>10591275
>Kissu
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>>10591189
Hmm?
>As the mage squirms and struggles against the mouthful of tit and the bird's steam press of a hold, she simply cocks her head at her in a casual manner.
Nothing, huh? I guess silence is consent, as they say.
>Keeping a firm hold on the blonde with one arm, Fate reaches down with her free hand and stops just below the mage's waistline. Then, she holds her hand out, before slamming it back in right against her plump little rear with an audible clap. Spanking the soft flesh, she then gropes it and kneads it quite vigorously. What a predicament to find yourself in, sounds like DMG might have to do something drastic to get out of this one.
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>>10591353
>Hearing the loud slap of her plump rear even before the intense stinging pain pulsed through her, her leg raised, possibly just as reflex, or in a weak attempt to cover her sensitive ass with her foot, either way she jerked side to side to try and escape the strong grip of the muscle bird, her moan of pleasu-PAIN. Moan of pain. Was silenced by the large breasts in her face once more. Locked in place and unable to speak she did the little she could do to escape, raising her weaker, smaller hand as high as she can get it, bringing it down on the red rear of the fire type, slapping the meaty ass she used both hands to grope the plump flesh, trying her hardest to tease the light stinging she gave the fat ass.
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>>10591423
>Feeling the bullied mage's moans of pleasurable pain rippled throughout the flesh of her chest-pillow and tickling the pink nub under her tongue, Fate couldn't help but chuckle and coo lightly. Her backside took the slap pretty well, even though it jiggled well enough from the mage's weaker smack.
Oh~
>However as one of her feet left the ground, DMG would then feel her second foot do likewise, as the buff pokemon hoisted her up from the ground.
I see how it is. It's not enough that I bully you out here in the open, you want me to get -serious- about it, huh...
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>>10591641
>Feeling her feet leave the ground she begins to kick and whine, just breathy sounds of disapproval as her insides twist and tighten from nervousness. Shifting her face side to side her blonde little head bounces about over the fat tits of the fit bird, before finally breaking out her face from the red feathery flesh, taking a deep breath before finally speaking.
IDIDN'TMEANITLIKETHAT!
>She cried out in one long breath, her legs still weakly kicking as she's carried off.
I don't wanna be fucked! Well like I do, and maybe evn by you. But something tells me you wouldn't be gentle, and you don't even have a dick! I could fit that with magic.. BUT THAT DOESN'T FIX THE HURTING ME PART
>She spoke a mile a minuet, spitting her words out like the hyper, but worried airhead she is
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>>10591275
Who is this cute?
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>>10591824
Yuriposter I think.
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>>10591744
>Fate simply rose a single eyebrow down at the mage as she casually carried her off to bed with her.
So...? Just give yourself a dick then, if that's what you're worried about. It doesn't matter to me, I'm still gonna pulverize your pelvis either way.
>Upon reaching the room, she flops the magician over onto her shoulder, holding her like a potato back with her butt in the front, as she reaches for the handle and swings the door open.
Any last words?
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>>10591876
>With a last few kicks and a few punches to the rock hard back of the bird the soon goes limp as she's man handled, sitting there for a moment she thinks to herself, before whispering her reply.
... I-I'm giving you the dick.. And if you're going to hurt me..You gotta kiss me better too.
>And with that, without another word from the bird she dislodges her wand from under her attire, swinging it around casually, soon the tight panties of the fire bird became tighter as she grew a new, long limb, with a burning hot heat the sensitive member would grow erect without care for the woman it's attached to, a clear massive length it would max out at around 8 to 9 inches, and a girth that'd make a coke can blush. With the mage's arms crossed she pouts, still trying to deny the fact she was going to love it.
... I-I just made it the size I thought you'd have it... nothing bigger... Well? Come on, toss me on the bed and have your lewd, LEWD way with me.
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>>10590259
Typical ntr yes.
Man stealing is gr8 tho.
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sorry to interrupt but somebody online called me a nerd please tell me if he's wrong

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J9rg2wFiH7
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>>10592321
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
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>>10592363
given how much you stressed the "e" within nerd i imagine this post is meant to be taken in a light-hearted, non-serious, jovial manner and as such i thank you for your friendliness and affirmation of the fact that i do not, in fact, sound like a dumb fucking nerd
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>tfw killed Blaziken
O-oops.
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>>10592483
Make a new thread, Dark. I can't. Whatever theme.
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>>10592517
>>10592517
>>10592517

>>10592495
got you senpai

>>10592517
>>10592517
>>10592517
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