Save the Princess thread! Make sure to upload all princess

Previous princesses and their pantaloons >>10503442

I still say we go up the stairs.

>>10582977
I still say we will ourselves into a female form.

>>10582977
Go up the stairs.

>>10586122
this and then go down the stairs and going up the stairs and going down the stairs and then going up the sideways stairs.

>>10586239
RIDE NON EUCLIDEAN ESCALATOR

>>10586239
Do not attempt to exit the 4th-dimensional Elevator twice. You will end up in the Double Elevator which will take you to places nobody wants to go unless their Core is so corrupted that they desire expulsion from all planes.

Attempt to rise from the page 10.

>come up with a really cool concept
>can't think of a good way to execute the concept
Someone kill me already.

>>10588264
tell us your concept then

>>10588348
Save the Princess Metroidvania. I even wrote up countless upgrades for the protagonist and various puzzles that you'll need to solve.

>>10588493
That's.. not a bad idea.
Are you stuck on the art part or location/enemy/etc.?

>>10588572
Not him, but I'm guessing enemies since you have to come up with so many types.

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>>10588572
The idea of making the protagonist go through a huge dungeon while consistently acquiring new abilities sounds pretty appealing, but in reality it's quite hard to prevent it from just running on the stale formula that I drew. Also, it's quite hard to make player choice matter, but I guess that applies to all quests in which the protagonist has a clear goal.

>>10589828
>player choice
Lets be honest, that'll just boil down to masturbating, "THICCER", and >>10584823 kind of shit.

>>10582977
wew nice gif

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>console quest continuation
Blah blah Imp princess blah blah blah blah safety blah blah
What do?

>>10592988
give the imp princess a kissu

>>10592988
Push button labeled "cake and ice cream"

>>10592988
Ask the console to figure out what's wrong with NEET Princess.

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>>10593047
>>10593014
There is no button labeled "cake and ice cream", so you just tell the vocal control panel to make the food instead.
You also ask the console about NEET princess, and it tells you something long and complicated,which you do not understand.
What do?

>>10593637
Consume the Ice Cream.
And say "fuck it. Reverse the negative field."

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>>10593662
as you tell the console to reverse the field, it immediately flies off.
You also decide to eat some ice cream.

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>>10594043
JESUS CHRIST THIS THING IS BURNING

>>10594056
P.S. What do?

>>10594077
Repeating the question: what do?

>>10594702
Jam the red hot ice cream into an open socket on the panel and activate the morph-o-ray

>>10594798
There are no open sockets on the panel. It may be just because there is no panel though.

>>10594056
No more updates tonight.

>>10594798
When would putting ice cream in a socket even work?

>>10594056
Feed the baby seal hearts Imp Princess.

>>10597549
shit I meant *to*

>>10582977
You know what we need? We need a quest where you play as the princess herself. While anon is dicking around, trying to find ways to save you, you can venture around the various parts of the dungeon/place and make new allies.

It would kinda be similar to when we controlled the female wizard for a short bit.

>>10599555
So, kind of like Super Princess Peach?

>>10599555
We had that for a little while actually.

>>10600658
Yes.
>>10600745
Wait, we did? Sorry for being a thirsty fuck but link to thread?

>>10600971
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/10169994/#10197325

saved the thread

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Hey anon, want an edit from an editfag? Here's an edit of the belly dancer with the belly that never got bloated in the ice cream pics. Enjoy if you're into this.

>>10605606
Yes good perfect more

>>10605606
Wow, direct fetish edits? I thought people like build up to the fetish stuff than just making fat edits of characters.

Not that I don't like it. Do you want to do more?

Bumps for rumps

>>10605606
Could you draw the foods made by the console in the >>10594056 quest but make them look good instead of the shitscribbles that they are in the original?

>It's been 19 hours since we last had a quest
C'mon, don't be THIS dead.
Also give me some ideas for a quest.

>>10610518
The main character is a guy with white hair who is the reincarnation of Dracula and is faced with a giant skull monster named Creaking Skull.

I've been having way too much fun making possible upgrades for the protagonist. At this rate I'll actually make that Metroidvania quest that I talked about.

>>10610562
Will there be a fedora upgrade?

>>10611419
I already made two pieces of headgear, so there isn't any room for a fedora.

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>>10605671
>>10605832
Oh shit some people actually liked it

Here, have a sequel. My treat.

>>10612175
needs boobs

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>>10612175
Alright, one more. Boobage with a cost. (she did eat a large amount of ice cream, after all.)

>>10612380
Now do one that doesn't have fat but still has boobs.

>>10612380
You're a blessing.

>>10612380
How did we get her to eat the ice cream in this situation?

>>10612425
Alternate timeline in which the belly dancer is easily swayed.

>>10594056
What do?

>>10613083
>>10597549

>>10613083
Ask the Console to fast-forward time to after the process is done.

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>>10613130
You order the console to engage the TIME WARP TECHNIQUE.

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>>10613361
You arrive in DA FUTURE.
What do?

>>10613369
Fuck. Maybe it wasn't the brightest idea to leave those two down there.

Tell the control to warp back in time and grab the NEET princess and Candy golem with your noodle arms.

>>10613369
Thank the Console, lament the loss of NEET, and let's ask Imp what she wants to do.
>>10613428
>Grabbing a 4th dimensional creature
You wanna be lost in the quasi-core of the universe? Cause that's how.

>>10613458
She's squares and circles though, that would probably not hurt.

Also we can't leave our bro candy golem like that.

>>10613428
You tell the console to go back in time, but it says that it's time warp is programmed to only go forwards in time, as a means of protection against meddling by foolish japanese swordsmen with magic bastardswords.
>>10613458
Imp princess says that she wants to leave the arena.
What do?

>>10613649
Tell Imp Princess to stay here, there HAS to be some kind of way to revive them, right?

Ask Control if he has one more piece of candy.

>>10613649
Ask Console if it has the power to bring the dead back to life or if it knows a Layer where we can find another iteration of NEET princess that isn't infused with negative energy.

>>10613681
>>10613744
You tell the Imp princess to stay here and ask the console some questions.
>No, I can't make the dead alive again and I don't have any more candy left.
>Also, careful with the references here, the blorf and the food were crossovery enough. If we get more crossover stuff, the multiverse is going to burst and we'll all end up in the nightmare realm with Chin-Chin and Shrek sodomizing us for all eternity, and I'm sure nobody here wants THAT to happen.

>>10613902
Sad face.
Oh well then, let's exit the Arena with console in one hand and Imp's hand in the other.

>>10613913
But does the door even lead to the exit?

>>10614435
Who knows. Is death a door or is it the end? There is more than one truth, this I know.

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>>10613913
As you exit the door, you see a seemingly undefeatable opponent block your way.
Last update tonight.

>>10615456
Point out that not only is his hairstyle a pompadour, that is to say, a stereotypically delinquent hairstyle, but also shaped like a penis. From this, it can be inferred that he is, in fact, a cad, a fop and bearing the weight of an ill reputation with no intent on mending his criminal ways, and as such unfit to even glance at the visage of nobility that is Imp Princess. Furthermore, we're busy, so he really should just stand aside so we can attend to the pressing matter of reviving/mourning our deceased companions.

>>10615456
We must power up and equip the most CHAD of weapons: the axe.

>>10615456
Why not just ask Console to translate Chad to another dimension?

>>10616234
Can the console even do that?

>>10615795
You think a Chad will actually listen to that?

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/v/ermin is dead or something. Here's a thing that I certainly will not continue.

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>>10627121
Not anymore, there's a thread going on that hasn't been pruned yet.

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>>10627121
It got smoothed out, thank fuck.
>>>/v/384980050

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>>10627152
>>10627182
I made these!

>>10627276
:DDD

>>10627835
I think the redone one is worse than the sketched one, as the lines look all shaky and the coloring is pretty flat.

Would you guys want anything from me?

>>10627893
I like them both honestly. And I'd love to see more stuff. Anything specific in mind or want requests?

>>10628020
I've got nothing, really. I mostly operate on what other people would want.

Also, just a tidbit of information: I'm the person who made the bellydancer quest. Sorry for my horrible, horrible work ethic.

>>10628052
Well in that case, how about some Lucy, since she and the other Morals just won?

save

Bumping for the early morning.

>>10619401
There is a chance. If he listens, he'll either be confused or amused at the feeble anon talking to him long enough for us to slip past, enraged at the insinuation and therefore easier to dodge and evade, and if he ignores oour insult he has proven that he is not a true chad, therefore diminishing whatever meager attraction Imp Princess had towards him.

save

>nine items so far with a few of them being upgradable
>already designed three full "floors"
>better endings planned if certain tasks are completed before saving the princess
I don't know what got into me.

>>10632838
The spirit of creation.
Some call it autism.

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>>10615795
>>10615967
>>10616234
You readen your charisma and the console readens it's weapons. This is it, the final battle between the forces of good:an anon, an evil princess, and an extradimensional console; and the forces of evil:...

>>10633655
Battle screen, go!

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>>10633655
...A CARDBOARD CUTOUT!

>>10633670
What do?

>>10633670
Oh.
Well then, have Console stow the weapons and let's see what the note on the back says.

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>>10633727

>>10633819
Ah, lol. Well then, onward through the next door!

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>>10633856
You EXIT.

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>>10634159
CONGARUTATION
YOU IS WONS

>>10634170
>2/11 Princesses
Damn nigga, really? You had that much hidden in your plotline?

>>10634208
Nah, none of this was planned ahead. The stats are based on one of the posts in the previous thread about what you have to do before you save the queen.
Also, the last eight stats will be cumulative over all quests. When you fullfill all but the last one then you will be able to save the queen.
SO IF ANY QUESTMAKERS ARE READING THIS THEN TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THAT WHAT HAPPENS IN YOUR QUESTS WILL ADD UP TO THE ABILITY TO SAVE THE QUEEN.

>>10634170
So, now that the quest is over, what do you think of it? What were it's best sides? Worst sides?

>>10634255
Ah I see.
Also Kek.

>>10634356
I'm not entirely sure where it began anymore. It's been so long. But my r8s.
>Characters were solid
>Environments were limited for obvious reasons, but enjoyable
>Events that transpired were enjoyable
>Art was nice

Saving

>>10634170
But skeletons don't even have butts.

>>10637596
Well, bony ones, but I'm not sure if that counts.

>>10639144
And even then, there would need to be some support.

Please do not die.

>Bumpfag is literally just posting crops of random anime and /co/ faces

These threads are kind of on the decline. Should we retire them for now, or perhaps we should repurpose them into something else?

>>10645003
Perhaps. I guess I'll stop bumping for now. Someone can always make a new thread with new quest.

>>10645284
Nah, you don't have to bump it. I just think we should expand past the "save the princess" moniker into something else.

>>10645312
Maybe someone should continue the "hell" storyline that we had before console quest? You know, the one with doomguy anon and the bar and the demon with a [STAND]?

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Save me

Yeah, this thread is pretty dead. What can we do for more activity?

>>10652016
I'm making a thing. You can let this thread die, as I'll just make a new one when I'm done (if that'll ever happen).

>>10652502
We can keep it alive, I'm sure someone else will pick up the torch.

I propose everyone should try to draw a princess while there are no quests.
The only rule is that your drawing must be a princess, everything else doesn't matter. It can look good or bad, it can be a human or something else, drawn in MS paint or not. I just want to see what the people here are capable of art-wise and imagination-wise.

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You awake.
It feels like youve been asleep for a very long time.
Attempting to move, you find your hands bound.
you infer that you are in the hold of a ship, going off of the sound of waves, and the motion of the boat.
you can also smell something. not the salt of the ocean, although that is present. your not sure what it is.
thin light beams in the porthole.
what do you do?

>>10653601
Since our head isn't connected to our body, our head hops off and goes exploring.

>>10653731
You think about something youve never thought about before, and subsequently try relaxing your neck muscles.
your head topples to the ground with an unceremonious thud.
it appears this isn't even a proper brig. just a re-purposed mop closet.
you think you can see a trapdoor underneath all the crap.

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>>10653951
>>10653731
fuck forgot image

>>10653960
Open the trapdoor with your question mark like mouth.

>>10653960
Hop in the bucket and collapse the trapdoor to wherever.

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>>10654016
>>10654072
you try opening the trapdoor with your teetch, but it wont give. finally, you hop upwards and land in the bucket, shaking the door loose and sending you plummeting into the shaft.

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>>10654115
you fall for a bit before coming out into a lower level of the hold.
You finally put your finger on that smell from earlier... its the sweet sugar encrusted scent of candy!
waitaminute...
are you on a candy-pirate ship?
this could be bad.

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>>10653078
Something went wrong.

>>10654176
Sneak and roll around in the bucket and see if there's anybody here. But eat a few of the candy first.

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>>10653078
Here's mine. Could've done much better on the actual drawing aspect of it, but I'm lazy.

>>10654259
Skeletonfags GTFO
This is a blorf thread

>>10654176
Interesting. Let's bounce around for a while and see what we can find. If we can, keep bucket armor on-hand.
>>10654273
Kek. Not bad.

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>>10654269
>>10654342
you let yourself eat a couple pieces of candy. pretty tasty.
trying to keep the bucket on top of you, you roll up the hill and come across something out of place.
it appears to be a large glass tube filled with a smooth, thick, white substance.
now, you wouldn't claim to have very much experience with pirates, but this looks almost of space pirate make. why would candy pirates have this? and whats inside of it?

>>10654392
Headbutt it.

>>10654392
Is that cum? Either way touch it.

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>>10654435
>>10654419
you succeed in knocking over the tube. its fall is cushioned by the candy.
the white liquid inside flows and slops from the motion.

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>>10654480
a pair of eyes open.

>>10654490
O-oh, ignore my other post then. Say hi.

>>10654490
Tell her not to be afraid and come out.

>>10654504
>>10654520
you offer a greeting.
>"hello there."
you tell her its alright to come out.
>"I'm afraid I haven't much say in the matter. This tube is sealed shut."

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>>10654565
>>10654504
>>10654520

fucking

>>10654565
Oh I see. Well, I see words.

Anyway, ask her why she's here and why she's sealed in a tube.

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>>10654582
>"Youre not with the pirates? oh thank heavens."
>"I'm princess vanillia, from the viscoos kingdom. I dont remember quite how, but I was kidnapped by these horrible, bloodthirsty brigands and sealed in this container."
>"Ive overheard, and they plan to hold me to ransom."
>"and if its not paid..."
>"they plan to eat me."

>>10654683
That's terrible!
Ask the vanilla princess to move back and break open the glass with your bucket.

>>10654683
Dear, that is quite a predicament.
Let's see if we can find a way to open it.

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>>10654851
>>10654718
you hurl yourself at the glass as hard as possible.
unfortunately, this just results in shattering the bucket and bruising your head.
yeah, thats space pirate tech alright.
the princess looks concerned.
>"they locked the tube with a card. i dont know how it works, but if its a key its probably safer than bashing your head open."

>>10655426
Start digging around in the candy to find the card.

>>10655426
Let's explore the other parts of the Sugar Mountain.

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>>10655491
>>10655460
you search around a bit, rolling down the side of the pile.
you dig a bit under a stack of taffy and fail to find anything.

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meanwhile, abigail the jailer's day has just gotten a lot more interesting.

>>10656829
Enter the cell and she tries to find his head.
>>10656796
Keep hunting!

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>>10656963
you dont really know if you can call this an escape. sort of like 25% of an escape.
The swab hatch is open, but he also could have gone out through the giant gap in the bars that always existed and was there the entire time.
that is assuming hes still alive without his body.
you dont know why youd assume hes alive, but it seems right for one of his kind.
you check to make sure you still have the keycard.
at least somethings gone right.
the captain isnt going to like this.

>>10657357
Well, might as well check the main deck. Only a fool would go down into storage.

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>>10657387
you make your way up the deck. hes got to be on the ship still.
you mentally smack yourself.
never make assumptions about an anon.
you remember the shit you got up to when you were starting out... best not to expect him to act rationally.
as you head for the deck you make sure to give the space pirate stooge gaurding the meeting room a glare.
you cant see the response.

>>10658094
Meander in like we own the place.

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>>10658111
yeah, no dice. noones been allowed in there except the captains for the whole trip. god knows what captain Abigail and the space-case are doing in there. probably comparing rapiers, the perverts.
anyway, platform-shoes here isnt gonna let you past.

>>10658234
Fine, whatever. Let's go see what's available on the mess hall this morning.

>>10658274
you wander into the galley to see what abigails up to.
>"hey Abigail"
hey Abigail. Whats on today?
>"candy. same as yesterday."
sweeeeeeet.

>>10658671
>>10658274
god fucking dammit i suck at this

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>>10658692
>>10658671
>>10658274
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>10658707
PFff.
Anyway, I guess we'll take some candy.

>Space pirates
I hope this adventure has lots of TUUUUUUBBBBEEEEESSS

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>>10658832
whats this chute?

>>10658919
*Mario pipe noises later*

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>>10658832
you tell abigail to load you up with a bowl fulla tasty candy. shes happy to comply.

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>>10658931
>>10658922
>>10658919
things get very dark and very loud.
you find yourself resting in a bowl.
a pair of pirates appear to be staring at you.

>>10658958
Abigail comments the candy looks weird today and takes her bowl over to the tables.

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>>10658974
one of the pirates has picked you up and brought you over to a corner of the galley.
>"alright anon. you have any questions? usually id stick your melon here back in the cell, but todays been boring what with the platform boots stomping around. so you ask, ill answer."

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>>10659273
Here's a printout that pops out of our mouth.

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>>10659732
the pirate seems taken aback at the printout, but looks it over.
>"alright, not the weirdest thing. lets see...
>you got here when you fell off a dock and landed on top of second mate Abigail. Captain Abigail had you locked in the "brig" so we could talk to you later.
>Were on a ship heading to port at the Viscoos kingdom. since you were in the hold im assuming you met our hostage.
>Im Abigail the jailer.
>Chocolate.
>No.
>I dont know which side your on so i cant really answer that. Im on whatever side Captain Abigails on.
>ass.
>I guess. Dont eat yourself sick.

>>10659954
Neat. 1 more, why is everyone named Abigail?

>>10660434
Same reason why every Anon is named Anon.

>>10661493
You each fell into a recursive loop variation involving a pirate ship?

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>>10660434
>"Its just our names. I dunno. I took it when I gained an identity."

>>10661834
Well then, thank Abigail and ask for our body back.

>>10662032
>"i can give you your body back, but i cant let you out of your cell. the fact that your out and about is already enough to get me in trouble."
>"do you have any idea how valuable a fresh anon is?"
>"most of us form identity chasing after princesses, but potentially, a blank could be molded as someone wished."
>"Captain abigail has wanted a daughter for years, and unfortunately the longer you experience the world, the less blank you get, and the less useful you get for that."

>>10662570
>Be the little girl
Sounds good to me.

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>>10662895
>"well, then wed better get you back to your cell. once were done helping the space stooges do whatever theyre after with the pudding people, The captain will be happy to get working with you."

>>10663023
And away we go!
(Plot twist, pirates attack the ship)

>>10662895
Why would you want to be the little girl when you can be something much cooler, like a guy who can shoot grenades out of his nipples or a flying shark? Or a flying guy who can shoot shark grenades out of his nipples! Just think about it!
Also, by wanting to be the little girl, you've already failed the test of little girlness.

>>10663100
Plot twist: concurrently with the pirates but separate from them, Nega-Anon also decides to attack the ship.

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>>10663100
>>10663251
meanwhile, in the captains quarters...

this platform booted jackass is so fucking boring god fucking dammit.
stupid fuck has taken over your ship.
you hope your crew is all right.

>>10663638
How did you let a knight in PLATFORM BOOTS take over your ship?

Trip him over and off him already.

>>10663638
In the knight society, is an individual's social standing determined by the height of their boots?

>>10664059
>>10664406
yeah, you already tried to kick his ass. you're not captain for nothing. that's why you're currently glued to this ottoman in this sexy pose.
and hes not a knight, hes a space pirate. god, get it right.

>>10664412
Tough. It's a good thing you have an emergancy bottle of acetone for situations like this, right?

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>>10664514
well yeah. its in your hat. same as all your other stuff. you havent got any free hands though. youll have to get creative. how to remove the hat?

>>10664589
Rotate head backwards, the hat will stay in place, then grab with mouth.

>>10664589
Use time travel to have your future self get the bottle for you. Don't think about how you can time travel, your future self already knows how.

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>>10664740
you hear a soft "vworn" from above, and feel the glue begin to give. the space pirate captain begins to react.
now that your free, act quick!

>>10664851
Throw out a Dragon Punch

The initial I-frames should let you cheese past any attacks the space Pirate may throw out.

>>10664851
His boots give him a disadvantage, as they make him very easy to trip. Attack his legs and he'll fall over, exposing his weak spot in the process.

>>10665030
>>10664894
you punch him so hard his art is ruined.
fuck yeah, pirate queen.

what now though?

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>>10665222
>>10665030
>>10664894

>>10665227
Attack his weak point with your strongest attack.
It is located between his legs.

>>10665227
Now he's in the perfect position to eat a full damage EX Dragon Punch. Show him who's captain.

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>>10665257
>>10665356
you hit him again and reduce him to a pile of shitty scribbles.
you are god damn captain, and this is your god damn ship, and no spaceplate wearing punk is going to enlist your girls for some batshit pudding-fuel scheme.
now that thats done though, you should probably think about that whole successor/daughter business.

>>10665409
Consider swiping a porch baby.

>>10665457
There are no porch babies in anonland, as there are no babies due to all people being produced from anons. So unless you want to go into a human settlement, which is suicide because humans are much bigger and stronger than anons, that idea won't work.

>>10665526
Maybe if you eat a shitton of candy over the span of 9 months and pretend you're pregnant, maybe your body with magic up some bullshit and you'll actually have a child.

>>10665581
This sounds like a fine plan

>>10665409
Stuff the scribbles into his boots and toss them in the corner out of the way. Then let's go inform everyone that you're fine.

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>>10665457
>>10665526
>>10665581
you already had a plan. youve got a blank anon in the brig.
sure, while you gained your identity via a fight with a giant crab and treasure hunting on the southern seas, its not like theres any rules on how identitys come about.
youve got the time, abigail-power, and candy to create the perfect successor. when you eventually bite it, you want to make sure theres an abigail as strong willed as you to take over, and hey, why search for one when you can jsut make one?
shell have a cute little hat and everything.

>>10665651
Either way, we have more pressing issues.
A level 7 depression cloud has formed over your head.

>>10665668
Level 7? It's not even grey, it's level 2 at most.

>>10665651
Start working on the succesor Abigail's hat right away.

>>10665651
Reach into the imagination bubble and take out the little girl.

>>10665741
yes... thats priority number one. she wont be able to inherit your hat until your done using it. you must make her a hat befitting a pirate princess.
you need leather. and pink stitching.

[lose control over captain abigail and end quest for tonight?]
[YES.]
[thank you for playing.]

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>>10665794

>>10665794
Sleep tight.

>>10653078
Now that the quest has ended, I propose we do what this post says.

>>10665828
Maybe in the morning. It's after 2 AM here.

>>1066666

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>>10653078
I made an anonymous princess.
Also bump, wake up sleepy bread!

>>10669264
She's strange. I ma unsure how to feel about her.

>>10653078
I'm bored.
Give me a princess name and optionally a description and I'll draw her. Maybe. If I like the concept behind her.

>>10671416
Prince S.

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>>10671467
The "S." stands for "Skeleton".

>>10671570
Kek. 10/10.
And if you want another, Dr. Princess. ;^)

>>10671611
I've made two options for this one. Which one do you want, the attractive one or the funny one?

>>10672025
Why not both?
>The Science Princess sisters, Dr. Princess and Dr. Princess

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>>10672510
Ok.
First, the attractive one.

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>>10672510
>>10672533
Second, the funny one.
P.S. this image's funniness may vary based on whether you get the reference.

>>10672533
Adorable.
>>10672565
Also adorable. Dr. Phage is wonderful.
>TFW reading the logs on Dr. Man's desk now

>>10672533
I'd save this one. Or help her with horrific experiments.
>>10672565
I'd purge this one from all layers.

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>>10671611
Here's my pile of poorly-drawn filth

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Only /tg/ will get the joke.
You find yourself facing a seemingly impossible challenge in order to gain the coveted prize. What do you do?
P.S. This is not a quest, but a traditional "draw what you do yourself" princess saving experience.

>>10671570
Skeletonfags GTFO
This is a blorf thread

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>>10673046

Please stop dying.
>>10672533
Science.
>>10672899
Nurse.
Both good.

>>10673193
But can't that fly?

>>10678535
Anon is doing that in 0.01 seconds. It's slowed down for your enjoyment

>>10665794
Can we gain control of a different Abigail on the ship?

See you all next time.

>>10684758
11 what?

Bump
Please don't die.

>>10653078
Why are so few people doing this?

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As a huge weeb, you took a trip to Japan. After having a dream of seeing a woman float in to your hotel room, you woke up in this cave. You have no idea where you are or why it's so damn cold.

>>10690247
Look at surroundings.

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>>10690302
You find this.

>>10690326
Eat it.

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>>10690351
Nothing happens.

>>10690383
Crawl under it.

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>>10690452
The hole wasn't that deep. You feel an unnatural presence nearby.

>>10690551
Expand view of the world.

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>>10691007
You focus your mind to sense your surroundings better. For whatever reason, the floor is now covered in ice.

>>10691044
Better. Now then, shimmy backwards and let's see what the fuck.

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>>10691056
You trip on the ice on the floor, but thanks to your physics-defying acrobatic capabilities you're back on your feet. Your heightened awareness of your surroundings reveals to you that there's a way out of this place. It's quite a shame that it's blocked by some thick ice.

>>10691177
How many licks does it take to get the other side of a frozen door?