HG thread.
"It's a Friday Night, Our thread can't be this dead" Edition.
First 24 hit me up.
>>10582751
I've hosted plenty of games and I've never done a role call because it just wastes time.
>>10582787
Tommy Carcetti
>>10582787
Anthony Fantano
>>10582787
Fuyuzora Kogarashi
>>10582787
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10582787
Baiken
>>10582787
Agrias Oaks
>>10582787
Saber
>>10582787
BIG out
>>10582787
Machi
>>10582787
Johan Liebert
>>10582787
Mika
>>10582787
Lana's mother
>>10582777 (cool anime man[Yamato?])
I won't kill you here,
only when I am ordered.
I hope that is soon.
>>10582787
Zer0
>>10582787
Ridley
>>10582787
Puru Eight
>>10582787
Johnny
>>10582787
Suzumi
>>10582787
Gascoigne
>>10582787
Sachi Komine
>>10582787
Shota
>>10582787
Naoe Yamato
>>10582787
Yomika
>>10582787
Big Frost
Well I guess I'll host after this guy...
>>10582787
Baki Hanma
>>10582787
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>10582787
Uraraka Ochako
>>10582787
Reigen Arataka
>>10582787
Rubick
le b8ed haha
>>10582957
Guess I'll just pass out then.
>>10582957
>first post from this IP
Alright... I don't think the one who called for the 24 is actually hosting, so I guess I have no choice...
>Rising up, the host clears their throat.
I only need 5 more of you Beautiful People for a Summertime game!
>With a dramatic throw of a covering of some sort, the host is revealed.
>>10582990
Len
>>10582978
>yanks pajamas down with the force of a thousand spiral powers
>>10582990
Cassidy
>>10582990
Star Butterfly
>>10582990
Corpsegrinder
>>10582990
Doctor Polaris
>>10582990
Safety First
>>10582984
How do you fucking check that. I've done it in the past and I can't remember.
>>10583044
honestly i just saw it go from 27 at rubick to 28 with that post
>>10582990
>>10582830
>Count me out if you want, I really am going to pass out
>Thanks for picking it up Ahri, good night
I do hope this is correct, Seeing as it wasn't easy to get to 36...
>Fireworks go off on the stage as Ahri preforms a quick spin and throws a hand in the air.
So let's get this show started!
>>10583061
Rest well, dear Tribute.
>>10583076
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>10583076
May the best win!
>>10583076
>The, uh, name should be Zer0.
>>10583076
I feel like giving this roster a light 6. It has it's good and bad tributes, but let's just get started already
>>10583076
Wow, this is quite the show for a bunch of people about to get murdered. Let's have some fun before getting beheaded I guess~
>>10583061
>Good night.
>>10583076
What reason behind all the flash Ms Ahri? Is there a special event being celebrated?
>>10583076
>>10583119
Ha ha, Whoops. I just noticed I got Zer0's name wrong... I am very sorry, Please don't be angry.
Some of you work together, while others are greedy, and think only of themselves.
Most of you, of course, Simply run, which is usually the best course of action in a bloodless blood bath.
Don't worry, I made sure to set the death count to very high!
>>10583147
Well, It's a show of course! We have to make it look good for the viewers at home!
>>10583162
My name...atrocious.
It is a contradiction.
You have failed me, host.
>>10583057
On break
>>10583162
All right, supplies are all divided up. Now follow my lea- and they're gone. It's really hard to keep allies for more than a day here.
>>10583162
Towels? Really? What am I gonna do with these, dry people to death?
>Anthony groans, and runs off with the towels under his arm
>>10583117
u da best
>>10583162
You look as though you need this gear more than me. It would be better to let you have it than to waste time fighting for it.
Test
>>10583162
We've only just started and you're already begging for death? C-come on... Don't make this look bad!
There's a lot of hunting going on at least. Maybe we're not so bad off!
Aannnd that coconut was meant to grant wishes but alright, sure.
Wait, I'm sorry what? That wasn't a wish granting coconut?
It was a speaker?
>>10583465
Well then, prove me wrong!
>>10583547
I will in time.
>>10583547
Maybe she'll like these...
Inkling likes scat
>>10583547
>He hastily scribbles a note telling the ocean to stop appearing when people push him
I never tried talking with the ocean before. Let's see if negotiation is all I need.
>>10583162
A canteen full of water. I can't do much with this, but I'll try my best to make something interesting happen.
>Rubick uses his telekinesis to suspend the canteen of water in the air. As it floats there, Rubick...does nothing.
Ah, there isn't much I can do with this. At least I made an attempt to do something interesting.
>Rubick releases his telekinetic hold on the canteen, letting it drop to the floor.
>>10583547
>Rubick keeps a hand on the man's head, ignoring his struggle to resurface while he talks to his partner.
Could you hold onto him tighter? His floundering about is making it hard for me to think.
>>10583621
me to
I like ntr
>>10583545
>>10583162
Well, see ya at the finish line! Also, maybe I shouldn't be running near pools; That could lead to some serious injuries.
>>10583547
An ocean predator perhaps? It's probably best that I stay outta this one for now.
>>10583547
>>10583639
Er.. Yeah, no problem! But.. We couldn't have just, y'know, stabbed him, or something? I feel like that would've been easier..
>>10583621
I bet he does, sticking his little cock into poopholes.
>>10583547
A local Tiki idol?
T-that wasn't the Sonic Totem was it? How did he get into this game? I didn't see him enter, did you?
Those damn monkeys, We can't let them get away with this!
What's that, our female demographic viewership went up? ... Maybe we can.
screaming for help will get you nowhere! But thinking of home may offer new ideas.
A very forgetful clownfish questions two people in a row. I cannot make this up.
>>10583567
I won't lie, Zer0, you better impress me.
Partially so it can make up for my blunder of getting your name wrong.
>>10583657
He's bottom tho
>>10583547
I was not expecting a grappler to be so skilled with a sword... Another failure on my end thanks to lowering my guard.
>>10583657
>ywn tease inkling about his little peepee before smothering it with kisses
Why live?
>>10583662
>Apparently with how much he's questioning his sanity, even Zer0's worrying about being thrown off-balance by the sudden name change.
No promises...
>>10583685
Stop making me gay faggot
>>10583695
no deal
>>10583671
I bet he likes to lick it clean after it's been in his own ass.
>>10583685
>Inkling will never lick his own shit off of your cum covered cock
>>10583662
Y-you guys see the fire hydrant just floating over there right? What the fuck is that? Is it alive? Can it kill us?! I....think I should get some rest.
>>10583662
This sort of behavior coming from one of those human slime is quite normal really, but for now I must return to my comforting lair.
>>10583710
That's gross nigga
>>10583727
Inkling likes it.
>>10583710
>>10583685
>>10583657
>>10583621
>Come back from playing spla2n to this
disgusting
>>10583662
And so, we move on to Day 2!
>Ahri leans forward, elbows resting on her little podium as she smiles.
Let's see how the tributes are doing today!
Johnny makes a difficult choice, while Suzumi finds a message in a bottle!
... S-should we tell them that the ocean doesn't actually... Because it's still the arena?
Well it took five people to take you down, Baiken. You must be a good fighter. We could use more like you in the faction games...
Some of you partake in hula dancing, And then... Other types of dancing... Please don't turn this into another mansion episode. I nearly got fired for that one.
>>10583741
why wont you lick your shit off my cock
>>10583656
That would be the better alternative if I had anything sharp on me. But as it is, I do not. The only weapon I had is this large body of water and a partner willing to help me out.
>Finally the man succumbs to death, no longer struggling against Rubick's grip. Rubick releases his hold on him and lets his body drift out into the ocean, getting sucked up by the current.
Thank you for your services.
>>10583662
There are five of us here. It would be better to keep two people awake during each shift to ensure that nobody gets up to no good. Of course, since there is an uneven amount of us here one of us will have to volunteer for another shift. Since I'm the one who proposed this idea I suppose it's only fair that it be me. Enjoy your sleep.
>>10583717
An inanimate object given life by some unseen force. For what reason did this force see fit to give the gift of life to a tool primarily used for safety, yet have it participate in a killing game? You have every reason to be scared. This object's existence is an enigma wrapped up within a mystery.
>>10583741
Shut the fuck up faggot. Now drop those pants so I can smother your dick with kisses.
>>10583747
Please just kill me. My phone's broken, and I have nothing else to live for. Just, y'know, take a gun and shoot me in the head.
>>10583764
Lmao, fuck off cuck.
>>10583747
Hey, I don't know. Maybe one day the dinasaur will come back to save me later...
Or he'll eat me. I don't think I thought this through...
>>10583747
I think we may have been trying a little too hard for that kill.
>>10583755
Poop's gross, dawg.
>>10583764
That's fucking gay dawg
"Someone hire me as a fucking assassin"
>>10583747
Yeah, I got it. Just shake your hips a bit and the hoop moves with it. There's more? I don't know what you're saying. I don't speak Spanish.
>>10583760
I've seen a lot of weird shit in the arena but it still unsettles me somet-.......who are you?
>>10583747
>Zer0 is far and away unsatisfied with this singular kill, as he looks over at all of the rest of his group, his faceplate shining with the following phrase: "UGH".
Unnecessary.
I only needed myself.
A one-man army.
>>10583791
>Zer0 hears one of the group speak, and turns his head sharply to look at him.
Plain overkill.
>>10583786
Back off my tuna, hoe.
>>10583801
No shit, sherlock. Now drops those god damn pants before I ripe them off.
>>10583816
>ripe them off
>>10583816
>ripe
Get away, Farmer.
>Captcha: You're Mexico
>>10583747
And now, Night 2!
Sleeping opponents are easy to steal from... Or kill. Sometimes they don't need to be sleeping at all!
Gee Ochako, how come the arena let's you have TWO coconuts?!
I really hope the singing was able to drown out the sounds of that explosive. Beca--
That idol again?! Really, I may need to call security about getting the Sonic totem out of here.
>>10583844
Im gonna ripe them right off his ass just like a fresh orange.
>>10583850
I'll be back for that tiny cock. Just you wait.
>>10583811
Who am I? I am the one that will be taking the first shift and nobody that you should worry about, for now at least. I take it that you'll be the one to accompany me then? The others are staying silent, so I assume that means that they'd rather sleep first then watch over everyone else.
>>10583815
You've taken the words right out of my mouth. Oh well, as long as the end result was the death of another tribute I can't complain.
>>10583852
She looks like the military type, doesn't she? I should've expected one such as that to use explosives. They always use explosives. I always die from explosives. I detest it.
>>10583876
How do you know his dick size? Stalk much?
>>10583876
fuck you, I have a dick the size of Jupiter
>>10583889
Yes
>>10583898
No
>>10583898
You mean you need a telescope to find it most of the time?
>>10583898
Apparently not, since you act like such a cuck.
>>10583898
Prove it.
>>10583898
Prove it with a timestamp dick pic.
>>10583852
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T9_EQ_NyY0M
>>10583852
I'm telling you man, if you hear singing during a game then something bad is about to happen. We're probably gonna run into some kind of mini boss an-
>>10583882
Looks like I'm stuck out here with you then. No one wants to take first shift, it totally sucks. We might as well get to know each other while we're out here. I'm Naoe Yamato, nice to meet you spooky guy.
>>10583852
Well, I can't build a tent to save my life, but, hey, the sky is really pretty tonight, guess it's not that 0
>rains
>>10583852
>Of course a skilled swordsman would be able to cut it in the most precise way possible to render it edible, but seeing as how Zer0 has no need to eat, it was more so weapon practice than anything.
>>10583882
I can.
>Zer0 glances over at the bleeding corpse of the tribute before looking back at Rubick.
You were not needed.
I could have done it myself.
Splitting the kill? Hah.
>Zer0's ending "hah" was the most dry and monotone laugh in existence.
Fags. Fags everywhere.
>>10583898
Because it's got a big red spot? You STD having faggot?
>>10583913
my dick fell off and it went into orbit.
>>10583912
: c
>>10583920
>>10583921
>
>>10583852
It's time for Day 3!
Zer0 is really making good on his name... I am so sorry.
Do we need to start warning you guys about the dolphins? Really?
>Laugh track
>Ahri frowns and looks aside, making a quick 'cut it' motion.
That wasn't that funny.
That's the third coconut to hit you right in the head. Are you sure you're alright?
>>10583947
and that's just the head
I want to use inkling's ass as a pillow.
>>10583951
HA! GOOD LUCK FINDING ME NOW! I'VE BECOME ONE WITH NATURE!
>>10583947
Well i guess i can't deny it anymore, y'all got a big dick dude.
>vidya ava
>super gay
>super cute
This is basically proof that inkling is link
>>10583994
Ink x Link
Wiggins is the cuck
I want to use Inkling's pillow as an ass.
>>10583994
I'm not cute, you fucking homo. I'll fight you, post up. Square up, you won't.
>>10583951
>Zer0 is just baffled, as is the avafag behind him wondering how the hell to reply to that.
>>10583994
Didn't Link live in a different country?
>>10584012
This is hg canon now. We haven't had a decent meme in a while and this will do.
>>10584028
He was an illinoisfag
>>10584028
Yeah because you'd actually admit to living in the same place on the internet when you're trying to be someone else, you fucking idiot.
>>10583951
And now, Night 3! I do apologize I don't have anything fancy to say for that...
>Looking over things, Ahri's eyes brighten, her tails swish with excitement.
Tonight's a pretty active one!
Some of you are less skilled at starting fires than others.
These coconuts are starting to become a major hazard around here...
A couple of you put up good fights, but ultimately, this is not your time.
>Ahri leans back.
Remind me to send Zer0 an apology package later, please. Thank you darling.
>She blows a kiss to someone off stage.
>>10584039
But I live in Washington State
>>10583930
Singing is typically an ill omen, yes. We should be more wary next time.
>Rubick turns to walk away, but freezes in his tracks when Naoe introduces himself. Rubick turns to face him again, a smile underneath his mask.
Oh, I didn't anticipate anybody wanting to talk to me! How rude of me to turn my back on you. I am Rubick, the Grand Magus!
>Rubick extends his hand for a handshake, but quickly brings his hand back to his side again. He then extends his hand again, before quickly retracting it yet again.
I forget. Is a handshake a customary greeting, or is it used as a way of saying goodbye?
>>10583932
I suppose you could've done it yourself, but even so I felt the need to involve myself. I was awfully bored at the time.
>Rubick gazes down at the dead body himself, noticing how mangled and mutilated she had become in death.
But I certainly wasn't expecting the other three to join in after me.
>>10584052
Prove it.
>ywn spoon with Inkling and Link together in the same bed
KILL ME NOW
>>10584074
Stop making me gay
>>10584049
With day 4 comes another slow grind...
It appears the deaths last night took a toll on our tributes, as they want to start asking each other to be Beach time summer fun buddies.
Really, that potato salad took three days. They're not lying.
Things will start to pick up now, so buckle those seat belts at home!
...I really hope they don't actually have seat belts at home...
>>10584054
>A mischievous grin creeps onto Yamato's face as he watches Rubick struggle with the concept of a handshake
It's nice to meet you Rubick and as for the handshake.
>He grabs Rubick's hand and shakes it
We are now bound by the oath of the ancients to be allies for life. If one of us dies the other inherits their soul and strength. I'm honored that you would believe me to be strong enough to share power with on the battlefield.
Just imagine if link was still around. We would have 2 colossal fags in our thread instead of just one. I wonder if they would have erp'd.
>>10584118
>...I really hope they don't actually have seat belts at home...
Know how I know you have never been to Texas?
>>10584131
My headcanon says yes
>>10584118
You know, I'm kinda hungry right now, I could use for one-
>empty pockets
Wait a minute...where the heck are my Oreos....
WHO DID THIS!?
>>10584118
>Oh hey, 118. Neat.
Now we lead into Night 4, where things take an interesting turn. At least, -I- think so...
As societal norms are cast aside, an Ambush goes horribly wrong!
I do hope that magic conch does something else outside of telling you to do nothing. You could have done something more interesting!
Like murder...
>>10584151
Um... How?
>>10584049
Thus ends the nightmare.
A ruined name, ruined kill,
and dinosaur sex.
>>10584054
You should not have joined.
Her throat had been slit before
any of you came.
>Zer0 suddenly whips out a pistol, twirls it around his finger for a moment, and then fires a single shot into Baiken's head. The bullet enters the back of her head, cracking her skull and plowing its way through her now-defunct brain before exploding out the other side though her forehead, causing even more blood to flow out and taking a bit of brain matter with it.
It was that easy.
Just one strike with a weapon,
and she was done for.
>>10583994
>>10584012
>>10584074
>>10584131
Who tf is link?
>>10584131
>2
What about Aussa? What about Urotsuki's road trip to Texas that may end in Aussa's bedroom full of used condoms and Vasoline jars?
>>10584195
Alright, I'm sick of my DMs and email being spammed with questions about Wiggins and if he forced me to quit or scared me off, so I guess I need to address this shit.
1. I didn't quit intentionally. I have a new job and work 45+ hours a week and I don't have time for hg anymore. I might come back one day but I'm not sure (and if I do, it won't be as Link).
2. Wiggins is a good guy, but he is clingy as fuck and absolutely doesn't know how to take 'no' as an answer. I've tried telling him multiple times that, "no, I do not want dick pics" and "no, I do not want to erp", but he still kept trying and trying. He also wouldn't stop bothering me whenever I would show up in discord. As soon as I would post anything, he would start blowing up my DMs. That is why I deleted him. He's not a bad guy, he just cannot take obvious cues and hints even if he is being smacked in the face with 'em. I didn't leave hg because of him, but I did leave the hg discord because of him.
(Sorry for throwing you under the bus, Wiggins, but holy fuck dude. If I didn't respond to the first 7 messages you sent, why in the absolute fuck would you think I would respond to the next 20 you send me? Jesus fucking christ, dude.)
3. I'm sorry for shitting up your thread with drama (and most likely) soon-to-be copypasta.
I'm out. Tell Bolin and the discordfags I said hi.
>>10584184
Okay, next time, let's not have a dangerous magical princess in our team....
>dies
>>10584184
>Anthony puts his headphones on, and starts to listen to Death Grips. It's close enough to doing nothing to him. After a few minutes of silence, he tries to start a conversation.
So.. What kind of music do you like?
>>10584184
Because Texas is full of stupid things like rednecks with car seats as couches and drive-thru liquer stores.
>>10584129
Ah, do I come off as that socially unconscious?
>Rubick releases his grip on Yamato's hand, not minding his playful attempt at fooling him.
Or perhaps that truly is what a handshake means? When worlds collide, cultures clash. Even so, I wouldn't mind being an ally of yours. I'm awfully lacking when it comes to "allies" around here.
>>10584191
>Rubick is unfazed by Zer0's sudden demonstration, remaining as calm and composed as he had been before.
But of course. I don't mean to doubt how easy it was for you, rather that I only involved myself to momentarily escape from boredom. And also for a chance at increasing my ranking within that side-tournament that is currently running, the one that bases your rank off of the kills you get in the Arena.
>>10584191
Really, I am so very sorry...
>>10584184
And now, day 5... It seems we have a rhythm going, because nothing too interesting happens.
Then again, those are some REALLY nice sand castles!
I may have to look into getting that magic conch out of here.
RUM HAM! Rum ham came back!
Enjoy that ham, it was marinated and soaked over night in rum!
>>10584238
I'd ask why but...
...W-why...?
>>10584210
>completely BTFOing Wiggins like that
Fucking kek. Top lad.
>>10584254
Because Texas. People do wtf they want there. There's not much more to that answer.
>>10584246
>Zer0 holsters his pistol as Rubick is talking, but cocks his head to the side once he's finished. The glowing symbol on his mask transforms into: "?"
A side-tournament?
I should have already won
if it's based off kills.
>The assassin places his chin in his hand as he contemplates this newfound discovery
Explain.
>>10584254
You will be.
>>10584210
>I might come back one day but I'm not sure (and if I do, it won't be as Link)
:(th)inking:
>>10584254
And now... Night 5.
>Ahri exhales, bringing a hand up to smooth out her hair.
Most of you sleep tonight, some of you safely, and yet some of you, without warmth.
There's a murder, but the producers focus more on these messages in bottles because they believe it'll "Make for better entertainment."
>>10584254
Well, I was gonna go hungry, but a giant piece of ham is fine too.
>Anthony takes a seat under a tree, and starts to take bites from the hunk of meat. After a few more bites, he nods and starts to talk to himself
Pretty good for ham standards, not rubbery or anything. I'd give it a good 7 or 8.
>>10584246
Aw, you made it seem like I could've pulled that joke off. Well, I'd much rather a smart ally than a gullible one if I'm being honest. I know my way around here pretty well Rubick and I know that you need allies to survive. So I'd be happy to add you to my ally list. Any questions you have for me?
>shitposting about an irrelevant deadfag
You guys must be bored
>>10584309
Oh my, Everyone! The Feast has arrived, and boy, is it a doozy!
...Humans don't use that word anymore? They should! It's fun to say!
There's so much murder and mayhem. Supplies everywhere, Even the Rum Ham was not spared!
>There's a slow-mo effect as the camera zooms in on the Rum Ham getting caught in an explosion.
>Torn to shreds, sad music begins to play as it rains down over the feast.
He will be missed... Too good for this world.
>>10584334
Find us a relevant ava to shitpost then. Cause the other's aren't worth the effort imho
>>10584334
>You guys
It's just Link samefagging.
>>10584374
Blake?
>Link
>>10584359
We're down to five as we reach Day 6!
Whoops, Spoke too soon!
Really, If Ochako wins, I'm getting her checked out at a hospital. That's how many coconuts to the head?!
>>10584374
t.wiggins
>>10584302
It's a simple thing really, one of the faceless ones around these parts keeps score of the kills that occur within the Arena. Each time you kill somebody you earn a set amount of points, and when you die you lose some points. I haven't seen you around here before, so even if are the most skilled killer in these I imagine you're not around often enough to keep up with other tributes. The ones who never fail to participate in a game, and thus have more opportunity to gain points.
>>10584320
I'm no stranger to the Arena, although I am a stranger to the people that occupy these parts. I see many people still pronounce my name wrong.
>Rubick shrugs, showing his indifference to this fact.
Even so, I don't let it faze me. Allow me to ask two things: do you know anybody capable of performing sorcery? If so, would you mind introducing me to them at some point? Sorcery is of great interest to me.
>>10584398
>kills Aron with his own weapon
What kind of weapon would Aron even have? I'm thinkin a switchblade.
>>10584374
But I'm not link and I was joining in. Am I actually him but just dont know it yet? Oh god kill me.
>>10584409
It's pretty pathetic how you have to piece this together in your head so you can make sense of this all.
>>10584398
Night 6 is upon us.
We have 4 tributes left! It's down to this!
...Well, 3 now. After seeing everyone else make it, Puru tries her hand, only to... Well...
>Ahri checks her watch, an action that goes unnoticed by the producers.
It is rather late in the night... Hm. Hopefully this doesn't take too much longer or my date...
Well, Let's see how this game plays out, shall we?
>>10584446
a burrito
>>10584449
Blake stop being creepy
>>10584446
Cancer cells
>>10584455
Day 7!
We're now down to the final 2 after this one, Who Will Win?!
>Ahri preforms a drumroll against the podium.
Place your bets now folks! It'll all end next slide, or I'll eat my hat!
>>10584463
>would rather shitpost about things we dont give a fuck about than actually reply to the game he was in
Aron you are cancer. Ban when?
>>10584416
Well I know a bunch of people who can perform magic. Is there a specific type of magic you're looking for? Necromancy? Elemancy? Technomancy? Summoning? Demonic Rituals? We have it all in this hellhole.
>>10584501
Woomy!
>>10584494
Who said I was in the game?
>>10584494
It's been a very long week everyone, but finally, we're here...
A rather uneventful end to the girl who took too many coconuts to the head.
W-was I supposed to say that?
>>10584530
Kys you wanna be spic fuck.
>>10584516
Technomancy? I've never heard of such magic before. Tell me more, you've made me incredibly curious.
>>10584416
>Zer0's mask symbol changes again, to "!!!", as he abruptly lowers his hand to his side.
I was here before
you had ever dreamed of it.
You are a baby.
>A moment's pause.
But, I took a break.
This is the first I've heard of
any tournament.
>>10584535
>quotes their anon post by accident
Ahri just outed herself. Good job!
>>10584535
And here is your Summer fun times game Winner!
CORPSEGRINDER!
>There is cheering from the audience, as another set of fireworks go off.
I do hope you enjoyed your week in the arena! Let's remember some of the good times we all shared, shall we?
>A brief clip show plays of various highlights.
>>10584558
That was my post. Back the fuck off she isn't stealing my credit
>>10584541
Fuck you, joto!
>>10584558
... Wow I really did do that didn't I?
It's very late and I apologize.
>>10584561
>After the clips, credits roll, showing the placement of the tributes.
>>10584561
Thanks for hosting.
>>10584561
>>10584591
I'm glad that I was able to pull back before I hit second. Had I surpassed my limitations, I surely would have made a fool out of myself.
Congratulations. What a horrible name you have there. Oh, and a thank you for the hostess as well.
>>10584561
Congratulations. And thank you for the match. Now be quick, less you miss your date.
>>10584561
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>10584552
Ah, good choice. Technomancy is basically using technology as a catalyst to cast spells. I can actually do a little bit of it if you'll give me a minute.
>He produced a worn white cellphone from his pocket and starts fiddling around with the options on it. It produces a small hum as various lines of code and magic symbols appear on the screen
>>10584561
>Oh, shit, I forgot I entered him. Does AFK buff work if I'm not paying attention and instead RPing as an ava? Whatever.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yIBp4CHKYA
>>10584591
>Thanks for hosting, Ahri.
>>10584610
>>10584620
>>10584628
>Thanks, guys.
>>10584628
is sending dick pics a part of technomancy
>>10584591
Thanks for the host.
>>10584599
>>10584610
>>10584620
>>10584628
>>10584636
Thank you for taking part.
It was my pleasure.
Ah you heard that did you? My date isn't anything fancy... Just a nice place to sleep for the night.
>Ahri flicks open a lighter, and cupping her hand, the tiny flame fuels a rather questionable life choice.
Good night everyone, Sleep well, and sweet dreams.
>>10584628
>using cellphones to cast magic
I know I've seen this concept before. I think it was some anime called gatekeepers or some shit like that back on tech tv.
>>10584591
Thank you for hosting.
I guess it wasn't the worst game I've ever had.
>>10584556
I wouldn't be so sure of that, my own lifespan has been lengthened greatly through the use of magic. I've been around for many years.
>Rubick fidgets with his robe, trying to readjust its length as Zer0 pauses.
Ah, so it's close enough to what I said. You haven't been around lately, and as a result many tributes have been able to surpass you in the ongoing tournament. You might even be too late, I think he was planning on restarting it. Too late, or early enough. I suppose it depends on your perspective.
>>10584591
Good game, well played.
>>10584628
>Rubick leans down to get a closer look at the phone, but no so much as to invade his personal space. Despite the intense curiosity burning within him, he waits patiently for the spell to be cast.
>>10584661
Farewell, fox-tailed one.
If this mistake reoccurs
you will pay for it.
>>10584647
Anon, I'm gonna have to say no to that one. I mean there's nothing supernatural about dicks. If you want to try and "raise" the dead be my guest. I'll call the cops for necrophilia though.
>>10584690
Well, this place does mesh fiction with reality. So it would make sense if tropes and features from fictional source materials were present here.
>>10584713
>A small snowman like creature appears from a summoning circle in front of Yamato
See this little guy? His name is Jack Frost and he's a demon. I was able to summon him even though I have zero magical talent. It's all thanks to the advancement of technology and the fact that some people like to play God.
everyone here is a technomancer because technology is magic
>>10584746
is this the new title to the new my little pony movie
>>10584746
Does flamethrower magic?
>>10584713
>Another moment's pause.
>Then, Zer0 grabs his katana, nearly ripping it out of the sheath, and stabs it straight through the mangled body next to the two out of frustration. His mask symbol now reads: "%$!#".
Too late for glory.
The second time isn't fresh.
I am now behind.
>The assassin then rips the katana out of the flesh, the first several inches now coated in blood. Instead of holstering the blade, however, Zer0 brings the end up to his face and gazes at the blood. His mask symbol transforms into: "..."
Unacceptable.
>>10584746
Hey, whatever you want to believe anon. I'm not here to crush dreams.
I am very tired though, so goodnight everyone. Or technomancers if that's what we are now.
>>10584591
>>10584561
Sorry if this is late, but Thanks for hosting.
>>10584741
Technology as a means for magic? I know that sometimes technology and magic can mix, but I never thought you could use it to actually produce magic. How wonderful! I wonder if this limits my own ability...
>A stream of energy pours out from Yamato and into the palm of Rubick's hand, coalescing into a ball that Rubick crushes to absorb.
Don't worry, you haven't been altered in any way. I've just copied something from you is all.
>A summoning circle, exactly the same to Yamato's appears in front of Rubick. In it materialises a clone of the demon that he had summoned.
Ah, excellent! Even given the technology aspect of it my own magic is not limited. What an excellent discovery to make!
>>10584746
To a Magus as out as touch of this modern world as myself it certainly seems that way! Although it's lacking a certain sort of energy that comes with sorcery.
>>10584776
Unacceptable? It seems you have no choice but to accept it, I'm afraid. I'm not sure of what other options you have but to do that, it is exactly as you said. You were too late for glory.
>>10584821
Ah, rest easy. Thank you for sharing your knowledge with me, I appreciate it.
>>10584869
>The assassin keeps staring at the blood on the blade.
This is redemption.
The next tournament's winner
is already known.
>He suddenly twirls the katana around, pointing it downwards, and slides it back into its sheath. His head jerks back up to look at Rubick dead-on, his faceplate now blazing with just one, singular symbol, seemingly brighter than all the rest prior: "0".
Zer0.
>>10584771
Yee
>>10584929
heinz
get the flammenwerfer
Reply to this post, then ask the person below your post a question
>>10584925
You seem skilled enough with that blade, and you're certainly confident. Yes, I believe you will go far within the rankings!
>Rubick's voice suddenly turns dark as he reminisces on his own poor performance throughout the tournament. Speaking with a voice dripping in hatred, he speaks...
Unless of course the Arena drags you down to the bottom, a nasty little pit that you can't dig yourself free from. Each time your nails drag down against the dirt all you do is make that pit bigger. I tried to fight against it, but my fate was sealed the moment I stepped into every game. Death by explosion. Death by my own mistake, ones that I would never commit outside of this despicable place. What God has seen fit to curse me in such a cruel way? Is this some punishment for my relentless pursuit of knowledge, one that caused me to stray down those darker paths?
>Rubick's voice then becomes lighter as he begins to beam at Zer0. Of course, his smile is obscured by his mask.
But that's just me, I imagine you'll do well enough! Like I said, you certainly possess the skill for it.
>>10585002
Nein! Is not strong enough!
>>10585052
D4C
>>10585052
Are you an angel, because you look like you got hit by a bus
I wish Yuno loved me
>>10585052
>Yeah, fuck it, why not.
>>10585056
>Zer0 looks from Rubick's face to the horizon beyond him. His mask still reads "..."
The Arena is
a chaotic mistress, with
a mind of her own.
>Zer0 briefly thinks back to him being forced to have sex with a dragon/dinosaur thing in the previous game. The only thing Rubick sees is his faceplate's reaction to remembering that horrid occurrence: ">_<"
But, my skill is great.
>The faceplate symbol disappears as he continues to speak.
I can beat the Arena
through sheer force of will.
>Taking out his katana again, Zer0 uses it to point in the general direction of the Arena.
Watch me.
post cards
>>10585147
Go back to bed Aikawa
>>10585120
Which ava would you fuck from HG?
Hard mode: none of Garnet's, Vert's. or Yuno's
>>10585155
>Since apparently I have to ask you a question now: who is the best and who is the worst?
>>10585161
Fyxe
>>10585155
>Opens up coat
>>10585185
yiff in hell
>>10585155
If dubs I'll actually make a card legitimately
>>10585155
>>10585155
>>10585199
Get to it
>>10585199
Get to it, fuckboy.
>>10585210
guy with the soda is literally me
>>10585161
Ahri of course.
>>10585155
>>10585155
>>10585155
>>10585185
>>10585224
Good tastes.
>>10585161
Dog mom
>>10585153
As much as I'd love to watch it happen I would prefer to do it myself. I've been wronged just as much as anybody else, and as a result I seek out justice just as much as anybody else. If the Arena is going to bend to anybody's will, it's going to be mine. Besides, a little bit of friendly competition will only urge us to reach our goals faster! With that said, I will grant your request, as odd as it was.
>Rubick is unsure of what >_< is supposed to represent, and believes it to be an invitation to touch Zer0's faceplate and moves to poke him.
>>10585155
>
>>10585184
>Best would be Heart and Soul or Plague Knight
>Worst is Snowman
>Also, use Foster more.
>>10585155
>>10585212
>>10585217
*grmbl grumble*
>reaches into ava pocket and tosses a few out onto the floor
>>10585185
>>10585280
The next crusade after we eradicate the pedophiles from this earth are your kind, dogfuckers.
kys
>>10585155
>Just uh, Just pretend Male Ranma And Usopp are there
Stop posting your avas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wiIRrq7Y5Q
i had a dream about vampires but they were out in the day and gascoigne was there for some reason
i'm not sure if they're real vampires
were there vampires in bloodborne
>>10585161
Furry porn
>>10585382
post your ava so I can filter you
>>10585386
Puff
>>10585386
Zer0
>>10585284
Request?
>Zer0 suddenly grabs Rubick's wrist, hard enough to get the point of "no-touchy" across, but not hard enough to hurt. His faceplate now broadcasts: "WTF?"
There was no request.
What do you think you're doing?
Keep your hands off me.
>>10585285
>Foster's fun but God damn is it tough to not overdose on British slang. I need to keep a page of it open on my other monitor when I RP as him.
>>10585299
>Real talk, how many "dead" avas do you have at this point?
>>10585386
Emi
>>10585386
Ranma Saotome
>>10585386
Johnny
>>10582841
>>10585386
Gascoigne
>There's no vamps in BB, wait why am I in your dreams
>>10585386
Reigen Arataka
>>10585409
>enough
>>10585386
Anthony Fantano
>>10585184
Honestly, You gotta a little bit too much Homestuck on there. I like your performances with your main 3. It's nice, simplistic, and gets to the point. I'd give it a good 6
>>10585387
>>10585362
>>10585280
>>10585185
someone get the chlorine gas
>>10585386
Togame
>>10585386
Shota
>>10585386
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10585386
Pro Genji
>>10585386
Tomo Aizawa
>>10585386
Saber
i don't know
>>10585386
Paladin
>>10585386
Alright, I'm sick of my DMs and email being spammed with questions about Wiggins and if he forced me to quit or scared me off, so I guess I need to address this shit.
1. I didn't quit intentionally. I have a new job and work 45+ hours a week and I don't have time for hg anymore. I might come back one day but I'm not sure (and if I do, it won't be as Link).
2. Wiggins is a good guy, but he is clingy as fuck and absolutely doesn't know how to take 'no' as an answer. I've tried telling him multiple times that, "no, I do not want dick pics" and "no, I do not want to erp", but he still kept trying and trying. He also wouldn't stop bothering me whenever I would show up in discord. As soon as I would post anything, he would start blowing up my DMs. That is why I deleted him. He's not a bad guy, he just cannot take obvious cues and hints even if he is being smacked in the face with 'em. I didn't leave hg because of him, but I did leave the hg discord because of him.
(Sorry for throwing you under the bus, Wiggins, but holy fuck dude. If I didn't respond to the first 7 messages you sent, why in the absolute fuck would you think I would respond to the next 20 you send me? Jesus fucking christ, dude.)
3. I'm sorry for shitting up your thread with drama (and most likely) soon-to-be copypasta.
I'm out. Tell Bolin and the discordfags I said hi.
>>10585386
Aron
>>10585386
Ocean orca
>>10585386
Le Chevalier d'Eon
>male
>>10585386
Johan Liebert
>>10585386
Araragi Karen
>>10585386
Agrias Oaks
>>10585386
Baki Hanma
>>10585386
Stu
>>10585462
We get it wiggins now kys
>>10585386
Rubick
>>10585409
Ah, those strange symbols you used just now seemed to indicate something to me. Still, that was a rather odd conclusion to reach wasn't it?
>An invisible force grabs hold of Zer0's hand as Rubick uses his telekinesis to try and peel his finger off of his wrist.
The things that you are projecting from your visage, I find them hard to understand.
>>10585386
Lewd furry
>>10585161
FP desu
i don't think there's anything to change
>>10585516
I accept this challenge.
>>10585210
I.. haven't really seen most of these guys besides the leftmost one. I like what I see with Stu, but there's always room for improvement. I'll give it a light 4, probably a 5 if the wall wasn't so crowded with forgettable avas
>>10585299
You could improve on your RP. You usually do it so inconsistently that it's hard to judge. I'm feeling a 2-3 on this ava album.
>>10585516
Ready anytime, host.
>>10585516
Begin when you are ready.
>>10585516
Get on with it.
i was right
>>10585516
You skipped an entry.
>>10585161
Where do you think you are?
>>10585161
Karen, easy
i was wrong
hold on i'll restart
>>10585591
If I die imma blow up your house
ok now is it alright
>>10585557
Jeez, I gotta stop buying from ACME. Yes, it's really cheap but their stuff work like 40% of the time and at this point it's costing me money.
>>10585161
Luna
i'm restarting so don't pay attention to the other slides
i hope you didn't die because my house isn't finished yet
>>10585425
>Rose is most definitely getting dropped for one of my SAW avas after that weekend, I can tell you that much.
>>10585488
>Zer0's at first surprised by the telekinesis, as his mask projects out the following symbol: "!?"
>He lets go of Rubick's wrist at once, as his hand hovers down and onto the handle of his blade in anticipation.
They are emotions.
Is that hard to understand?
That is just a shame.
>>10585516
Begin.
>>10585647
>Zer0 looks away in either shame or disbelief as he and Puff frolic away from the Cornucopia together. His mask says it all: "404"
>>10585647
Yoshi!
>>10585647
See, now THIS is better equipment!
>>10585677
YOU SEEM NICE
i hope you didn't die yet
>>10585647
Please stop mocking me, I had no idea what I had even grabbed at the start!
>>10585700
Hey, the arena isn't always bad. They got an amazing gym! I already feel bigger!
>>10585557
>>10585647
Fate conspires against me. I can't be upset though, I saw this coming before it happened.
>>10585674
Emotions? I'm not some sociopath, I can understand emotions. Just...not in that format. It's entirely alien to me.
>Rubick does nothing to antagonise Zer0 further, ceasing use of his telekinesis once he drops his hand.
Emotion is conveyed through body language and voice. But this is entirely new to me, I've never met one who can project themselves in such a way.
>>10585700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
do not diddle the ladybug
>>10585700
>>10585726
Wait a minute this isn't a Gym it's just 40 acres of dirt and rocks
>>10585647
I think I liked the first outcome better.
>>10585647
I find your music taste to be pretty trash. Most of your favorite albums are literal bottom of the barrel tier type stuff. Recycled, tasteless garbage.
>>10585674
I'd say Rose and Snowman should be the ones you drop. Snowman is generally unlikable, especially with her godmod-y personality and lackluster design.
>>10585700
Wait a minute, this isn't normal water, This is bone-hurting water. Oww, my bones
>Anthony walks away, still saying "Oww" and holding onto one of his arms
i told you not to pay attention to the other slide
stupid
>>10585760
>>10585760
>Johnny autisticaly prances around following the ladybug.
>3 hours later he fins himself in a skirt 20 miles away from everyone
>>10585700
>As the man rolls away, Zer0 plunges his blade into thin air and then right into the earth, getting it stuck within the soil. He snaps his head to the side to look at his almost-victim.
An impressive dodge.
Lady Luck smiles on you.
You had better run.
>>10585736
Now you have.
>To bookend that statement, Zer0's faceplate projects the following statement, perhaps alien to Rubick: "LOL".
>>10585760
>As Zer0 holds his earlier almost-victim's hand and gazes at the stars in the sky, he thinks about where it all went wrong.
>>10585780
>I know she's a bitch and canonically very godmoddy, but she's also my HS waifu. What can you do, y'know?
ranma saotome
is a god awful rapist
someone should kill him
don't worry i did it for you
>>10585819
>I wasn't about to do it myself, so thank you.
>>10585781
Rigged
>>10585819
>>10585781
It was hard not to, but in the end it doesn't really matter. There are more games to come.
>>10585806
Yes, now I have. Although it's still hard for me to tell what you're trying to express.
ranma saotome
had gone and raped kosaku
it was pretty bad
don't worry i did it for you again
I swear to god I just saw Matthew McConaughey in a porn ad
>>10585858
That just meant laughter.
The best medicine, surely.
Sans everything else.
>>10585863
>Zer0 is currently not feeling himself this game, please try RPing with him later, thanks in advance.
>>10585760
>>10585794
>Anthony snaps his fingers a few times to get his attention
Hey, Hey Johnny. Pay attention and help me, you're the stronger one here, and I brought you to do the heavy lifting. I'm the brains, and your the brawn.
>>10585806
Well, there's always just fapping to your "waifu" as you guys call it. I love Death Grips, but you don't see me going around roleplaying as MC Ride.
>>10585819
If either of us tell anyone about this, our careers will be over. Let's not be stupid, and keep this under the radar, alright?
>>10585863
>Anthony just puts on a pair of headphones, and gets a cup of coffee to stay up.
Sleep is for the weak, and the weak die off quickly.
man contracts complex radiation sickness in an unfortunate power plant accident
you don't have to feel
>>10585898
That sounds ridiculous but I'm willing to believe it.
>>10585546
I just didn't put the ones I use regularly.
night hg
i hope my house is ok
>>10585934
Your house was just used in a Michael Bay movie.
>>10585887
>That's because Vinny already does, and stealing avas is for bad people.
>>10585898
That sounds unhealthy.
It's futile anyways.
I cannot digest.
>>10585934
>Zer0 hears the knife whiz by and turns around to look at who threw it. Seeing that it's the bacon man from earlier, he speaks.
Is that for your talk?
I am sorry your point is
beyond frivolous.
>He turns around and just keeps walking.
i like to imagine airstrikes as the missile item from interactive buddy being rapidly used
*clicks*
>>10585975
>Zer0 just uses his Decepti0n ability like an asshole to go invisible and walk away whenever the seeker gets too close to him.
>>10585975
I didn't know we allowed killstreaks in this game.
>>10585885
Yes, I suppose if you exclude all other medicines it does make for the best. I don't think I've ever heard of laughter being used as any sort of remedy, though.
>Noticing that the stars are starting to come out, Rubick realises that he has overstayed his welcome in this world.
Ah, I should get going. I've got business to attend to back home. It was a pleasure meeting a new face, especially when that face is so bizarre to me. "LOL" as a way to represent laughter, instead of just laughing yourself? Very odd!
it's the bonus package
i think
>>10585898
Great, now with this green glow, people will think I look even more like a melon.
>>10585961
>Anthony stares at the man in confusion for a few seconds
That's not really what I mean't. I mean't that I love Death Grips and MC Ride, and I would love to meet them, but I don't RP them. I guess it's out of respect, or maybe that I wouldn't do them justice. It's weird.
>>10586020
>Zer0 holds his finger up to get Rubick to stay for a moment. In a demonstration as to why he communicates emotion as he does:
Hah. Hah. Hah.
>Even if the unbelievably dry laugh wasn't meant to be sarcastic, it sure sounded like it.
>Zer0's point made, he backs away, turns around, and walks off.
>>10586033
Not accidentally.
It was entirely planned.
Torgue can pack a punch.
i have to do it again
*echochromes*
>>10586090
Do you have / want this
ty
>>10586071
helo it is i corey feldman
don't win my game please
i might like CRY if you win
don't do it again
>>10586087
Dude what the fuck. I thought we were cool with eachother. We played Hide n Sneak, we ate lunch together, we even shared a pepsi. C'mon man.
>>10586090
>Anthony groans, and starts to say his final words
Honestly, you're a terrible friend, Zer0. I'd rate you a 0 out of 10.
>Anthony grins after the pun, and succumbs to his wounds
It seems like I make a habit of showing up and disappearing for a while.
nothing
>>10586139
>>10586165
I ship it already
>>10586090
Revenge for before?
I'll count to ten and you run.
You won't like what's next.
>>10586139
>>10586165
My destination.
Survival was a question?
I just needed weed.
>>10586145
We did none of that.
Well, aside from hide and seek.
I'm undefeated.
still nothing
: /
>>10586125
Here's another one if you care for it
i already have that one but ty anyway
>>10586191
Ow.
>>10586209
What's this dudes source anyhow
winner next
>>10586218
zero I believe in you
>>10586216
>Borderlands
>>10586218
>Zer0 can barely contain his satisfaction as he finally plunges his blade through the heart of the one who has tormented him for so long, at least during this game. His mask display says it all: "<3".
>>10586240
Nice jinx
was i supposed to weed in order to see bears at yellowstone
maybe i was because i didn't see any
>>10586248
that must have been a hot bear
>>10586248
>Him
Wait, who won?
justice league or something
pick a template
http://imgur.com/a/rD6Vn
>>10586248
>u rigged this u fuckin bitch-ass nigga
>>10586261
Gee Bill maybe the only guy currently standing in the game
>>10586248
>>10586261
I'm retarded nvm
>>10586268
Thanks for hosting and congratulations to th-
...
Thanks for hosting.
>>10586268
Congratulations.
>>10586290
Thank you.
>Gotta sleep. Good night, HG, and have a great day tomorrow!
>>10586290
>Thanks4game
>>10586290
>congrats
>thx for hosting
New game when?
oh yeah i forgot
i would NEVER rig
but if i did i'd make sure you'd die in the middle and not the beginning or end
>Tfw one of my favorite 4chan banners is the one with Len.
>Tfw another favorite is the Hawaiian Punch one.
I'm a simple man.
Gib some succ to this old granny
>>10586268
Congratulations. And thank you for the match.
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fucking gook moot, what a cunt
>>10586336
>puts bengay on your balls
>>10586290
>>10586268
>>10586248
First the God of Justice brings me light and now it gives me the game! If Nii-chan could see me now he'd stop telling me everything I do is game. I'd like the first template, pleaso.
>RP consists of adding -o to the end of words
>>10586384
Would you prefer one liners
>10586384
>bitching about how others have fun on a Mongolian Beef recipe boardo