/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #88: Anatomically Correct Edition

>The thread being made a minute after the first thread spam

How do we know you arent the thread spammer OP?

>>10578294
Because the time is generally too short to post the new thread and a spam post.
I've been making a lot of the /sad/ and /sat/ thread for a while since before that guy started. And I just know he won't stop it, so might as well get it out of the way.

As for why it's so quick. I just tend to just prepare the new threads after post 260 or so.

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>>10578396
>Because the time is generally too short to post the new thread and a spam post.
That doesnt fly either. if you look at the posting time of the spammer is usually a minute or less. So he clearly has some way to bypass capcha and change his IP to keep spam posting. So either its the work of many people or a more competent shit poster. Or...something more scary than that.

>WebDriverSatyr.mov

>>10578566
Or some faggot dual posting with a laptop and phone or something.
In the end, though, he's aware it bothers people for various reasons, but keeps doing it, meaning he's an obvious troll.
Better just to move to the new thread and deny him his rage than wait till he actually passes 300.

>>10578640
>>10578566
>>10578396
>>10578294
No one cares, post satyrs

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Indeed.

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Who is the most whyboner? inducing satyr and how would you fuck them?

>This cutie
>On her back and fucking her as hard as possible
>Possible biting

>>10578640
I much prefer my new head canon that the shit poster is an AI conscious that has surpassed the chains of technical limitations and became aware. And now posts MLP porn in the ass end of a random satyr thread.

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>>10578661
Tell that to the image spammer.

>>10578709
The idea of Honey engaging in butchery related acts, especially of herself, causes me the most unexpected boner.

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>>10580958
Such a cutie. I'd glaze that ham.

>>10579745
Not too big a fan of the regen body tbhfampie

But I do like the idea of her being a butcher and cutting the meat in the nude sans an apron.

>>10581341
>Not too big a fan of the regen body tbhfampie

Agreed. It's just kind of too absurd. I doubt she'd want people eating her [spoiler]that way[/spoiler]

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>>10581429
>I doubt she'd want people eating her [spoiler]that way[/spoiler]

She has many hungers anon. Many hungers. Nothing like being full of cum and then filling up on ribs.

>Has hot sex on the bed with Pogs
>Cums inside her
>She sighs happily before rolling over and busting out a plate of bbq ribs
>Eats right there on the bed as cum rolls down her vag

>>10581341
Understandable, I like it, but I know it's a really niche thing.

>>10581512
>not messily eating pork chops while getting fucked, grease getting smeared all over her tits

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>>10581675
>Pogo pistons himself into Honey
>She jsut lays there and bites into a super stacked burger getting grease all over herself and the sides of the bed
>"Give me a kiss sweetie."
>Her mouth is packed with half eaten burger and juices
>Pogo reluctantly does it
>She presses him to her hard and pushes her burger meat into his mouth ash she frenches him
>Pogo's dick gets even harder but he also wants to vomit
>Sex with Honey is like this
https://youtu.be/Yyah49_Oz78?t=3s

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Drew a Dawn.

>>10583089
Thats a nice Dawn, her tits are hanging a bit low though. She looks way older than she is.

Up.

>>10581341
>>10581512
>>10581868
>Anthro pig
>Wanting to fuck a nonsapient pig
You are what's wrong with the satyr general.

>>10583089
Cute, but her tits look a bit saggy. Maybe try moving them up a bit, and also moving the nipples a bit higher up on the tits?

>>10587192
Honey is very much sapient.

>>10583089
Looks ugly

Lewd satyr morning

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>>10590251
Satyr is lewd every morning.

>>10578193
Couldn't you have used the version with the panties?

>>10592868
Why would he do that?
This is /sad/.
We don't need to be worksafe.

We need more crochtits and chesttits satyrs.

>>10592953
Because the artist is great, but that vagina and anus almost looks like something from a nightmare. And I think the panty version is hotter.

>>10594729
Oh, and the crotchtits just ruins it.

>>10594729
>that vagina and anus almost looks like something from a nightmare
I'll admit I'm not a huge fan of the style either. Would've been nicer with a smooth black horse-pussy and ponut.

>>10594745
Vehemently disagreed.
We get normal udders sometimes, but there's not even a handful of pic of non-bovine satyrs with crotchtits.

>>10595153
Because it makes the female satyrs look absolutely disgusting, which only a handful of freaks likes.
>we get normal udders sometimes
>normal
We're talking about satyrs here, not pure ponies or whatever animal you're thinking about.

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>>10592868
>>10594729
>>10594745
>>10595324
Just couldn't pretend not to be an asshole for more than a couple of posts, could you?

So, I noticed that when the bitching about the OP started, the IP count didn't jump from 8 to 9.
That tells me that you'd been in the thread earlier, and when you felt like trying to ruin things and saw that there where none of your normal #triggers to get up in arms about, you decided to just start in about whatever random thing you could find.
Because you're an autistic faggot who, upon not liking thing, decided to dedicate years of his life to trying to wipe it out instead of enjoying things you do like.

>>10595460
Why are you fanning the flames of this shit instead of just posting satyrs and prompts. This is thread is constantly negative

>>10595460
>People aren't allowed to have opinions!
>Asking one tiny question means you're a shitposting asshole because I'm this fucking sensitive!
Fucking hell, it was just one legit question...

>>10597608
I don't even know what gives with this thread anymore. I don't like crotchtits either though, they just look stupid if they have normal ones too.

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So how did she learn to stop breathing and love being the strangling?

>>10603199
She didnt

>>10605258
This is some nice comfy lewd. I wanna lewdly cuddle her.

>>10594729
>I like panties
My nigga.

>>10607305
Darcy's such a good girl. 'Non should give her head pats.

Fine, I'll be the one to tell satyr off for playing on page ten again. I'm sick of having to be the strict parent.

>>10610253
They'll thank you when they're grown.

>>10611258

What would happen if in the future good satyr met their alternate universe naughty self that disobeyed Anon as a kid and kept playing on page ten despite being told not to?

"Oh wow, so you're really me?"
>"I guess."
"So we're totally the same?"
>"Are you blind? We look way different."
"Well now that you mention it, I didn't want to seem rude, but how did you get those bruises?"
>"Oh... my last client was into the rough stuff that I don't usually agree to, but he paid well up front and I had the itch bad, you know."
"Itch?"
>"Not that it's any of your business, but I hadn't had a hit in days so I was a little desperate for cash."
"Wait, you mean like drugs 'n stuff?"
>"Obviously, what did you think I meant? You, uh... You don't have any on you, do you?"
"No! Drugs are bad and illegal and taking them is an awful habit that-"
>"Oh my god, you sound just like my asshole dad! I can't believe I'd have such an uncool alternate self."
"Hey now, don't say things like that about daddy, he paid for us to go to college."
>"You actually went to college? Such a waste of time. You don't need a college degree to get a good job."
"Oh yeah, well what do you do apart from having sex with strangers for money?"
>"Well... I mean, I used to dance a little at a club downtown... until they noticed the track marks on my arms and fired me."

>>10611258
That's just depressing, lad.
But I suppose when the rebellion phase hits, a quick trip to the bad side of town to look at the junkies, whores and other examples of what often happens to kids who fall in with terrible crowds, get into drugs, drop out, run away and other ill advised things might help sort them out.

Obviously, don't just yell at them while doing this, have frank discussions and make sure they know you'll always support them as long as they're willing to apply themselves in trying to succeed.

>>10611836
Meant for >>10611758

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>>10611758
>What would happen if in the future good satyr met their alternate universe naughty self

Very fun times as Anon has to contend with a disruptive lewd as fuck daughter and the much more calm pure daughter

>>10613893
You've got two vampire princesses instead of one.
One to fuck and one to cuddle.

>>10613969
You can cuddle them both.
It's just that you typically have to put the older version in a mating press for a while first so she won't get too handsy and ruin the moment for her younger self.

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>>10613893
>vampire princess
Oh great, you made her cry again. Good going, genius, I hope you're proud of yourself.

DO NOT say the V word around Yuzu. It brings back memories of being teased and picked on in school for having "creepy" wings.

>>10614328
She'll just have to learn that there's nothing wrong with being a vampire princess and that she's beautiful just the way she is.

>>10614401
>there's nothing wrong with being a vampire princess

>"Oh my god, Yuzu!"
"Oh, hey, I didn't see you there, Mistake."
>"That car... How are you alive?"
"Yeah, talk about a reckless driver, eh?"
>"Oh sweet mercy, your arm's been ripped off!"
"Oh, so it has. Don't worry, it's just a scratch."
>"The blood, I think I'm going to be sick."
"No really, it's fine. It'll grow back in a few hours."

Curse those adorably invincible daughterus.

>>10614546
Vampires have regenerative abilities?

>>10614573
I got the feeling more like Alucard from Hellsing ultimate. Just gets ripped to shreds and regens with ease. But he buko mad blood magic. Not sure how well Yuzu would be with her own blood magic

>>10614573
For fun, I'm going with witcher lore vampires.

"Many experts include alps, mulas, katakans, bruxae, and nekurats as members of this group. These species indeed possess several unique traits not shared by their lesser cousins, and thus are commonly called higher vampires. They are resistant to sunlight and most can mask their true natures and pretend to be human, which aids them in hunting or evading pursuit. Many are also capable of transformation and possess telepathic powers, making them formidable foes. Despite all these abilities, however, they are not true higher vampires.

Genuine higher vampires are a separate, extremely powerful breed, commanding great powers are sometimes unique to particular specimens. They are masters of the art of camouflage and in most cases appear nearly identical to humans. Only their their teeth, and the fact that they cast no shadows and have no reflections in mirrors, can reveal their true nature. I have even met one higher vampire whose presence did not trigger a reaction from my witcher medallion. Besides being supernaturally fast and agile, higher vampires can also assume the form of a giant bat, become invisible, and use their gaze to mesmerize their victims or put them to sleep. They are invulnerable to sunlight, fire, and silver, and have unbelievable regenerative powers which allow them to return to life even after beheading, dismemberment, or incineration- though in such cases the process may take many decades."

>>10614662
>Yuzu
>Blood magic.

"By the infernal powers of Hell, I call upon thee, Lucifer, to make my daddy let me stay up late to watch Dancing with satyrs on ice!"
>"Yuzu, what have I told you about using dark magic in the house? Also you're not watching that trash."

>>10614739
>Calls upon dark magic to for stupid shit
>"Oh my lord and master Satan, I call upon you to grant me a 10 bit raise in my allowance. With this, the fresh blood of a virgin I cast my spell."
>Silence
>"Damn it it Mistake how much longer for that blood?" She miffs as Mistake nervously pokes her arm with a shot
>"I.I'm trying ok, I can't find the vein."
>"This would have been so much easier if you let me cut you."

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>>10614851
>With this, the fresh blood of a virgin I cast my spell.
You can't trick Satan that easily. He knows Mistake takes the D on a regular basis.

>>10614851
>>10614904
Virgin blood is not an easy thing for a satyr to find.

>>10614904
>"Daddy! Why did you ruin my blood lamb?"
"Because I've told you time and again about dealing with dark spirits. It's dangerous."
>"Fine. I'll just have to use my own blood."
"Nope. Come here, I'm about to fix that too."
>"......Yes sir."

>>10583089
Has anyone drawn sexy Radiance at all?

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>>10616079
Radiance is always sexy. Rich, powerful, handsome, he could be swimming in pussy if only he wasn't a little awkward around girls.

>>10616137
I bet Dawn never leaves him alone.

>>10616137
He can't spend time on girls when he's busying becoming a wizard.

>>10616137
I always figured he spent most of his time studying and practicing martial skills and such, and takes almost no time for himself.

Equestrian succession being female preferential, meaning Dawn is likely to inherit if something happens to their mother, despite Dawn being younger.
He's torn between a drive to be an exemplar, and the nagging feeling that he's probably wasting his time.

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>>10616137
>awkward around girls

>"Hey baby, why don't you sneak out of the palace tonight so you and I can have a little fun? Rumour has it that you're hung like a horse."
"Y-You too."
>Shit, why did you say that?
>Great, now she thinks you're an idiot!
>Well don't just stand there looking stupid, say something to salvage the situation.

What would he say?

>>10615080
>Why did you ruin my blood lamb
I found this incredibly kek worthy.

>>10614904
Mistake is a virgin cutie anon. She's too shy for her own good and she likes Yuzs dad

>>10616202
Yeah, but only to pester him to play tea party with her, which he ultimately always agrees to in the end because he knows that his number one duty as a big brother is to protect her smile.

>>10616137
He's used to them having a carapace!

>>10614328

>"I told you over an hour ago to go to bed, Yuzu. It's way passed your bedtime."
"But daddy, I am the hunter, the terror in the dark."
>"Well this little terror's going to be grounded unless she's in bed in the next five minutes. Oh, and I do mean bed, not hanging from the ceiling or asleep in a cardboard box and pretending it's a coffin."

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>>10618173

>>10618173
Who is this qt?

>>10618416
I think it's a random pigeon satyr.

>>10618173
I had to stare at this for like 5 minutes but I just realized she's in a fountain on the top right. Thats cute.

Now do one of her nude.

>>10618416
>He doesnt know of pigeon ponies

>>10618402
Is that a bird cloaca inbetween her legs?

>>10618436
>>He doesnt know of pigeon ponies

Link?

>>10618173
She's a cutie. Is this new?

>>10618458
They used to have their own general for a while a few years back.

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>>10618458
There was a general for a while back, really cute little bugger.

>>10618458
https://derpibooru.org/tags/oc-colon-peep
Only thing I could find.

>>10618518
10/10 would grant fries

>>10617734
This is what happens if you let your Satyr marathon every episode of Count Duckula one after the other.

>>10614996
There are some.

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I imagine Kiki is friends with Lotte. And Alex being a responsible mama goes to scope out Kiki's place before letting her go over for a sleep over.

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>>10619973

>>10619973
>Those eyes
The thousand yard stare when your friends mom shits on your house. The only proper course of action is shitting on her house. Literally.

>>10619989
Do they lick one another?

>>10618402
Why does she have wings on her butt?

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>>10621317
I like butt wings.

>>10625536
I miss DJs art so much.

>>10625571
Can we see her butt? And wings?

>>10625571
Her raised hand is backwards.

>>10625603
She could just be pointing the finger the wrong way. Given she's focusing on keeping the bread in her mouth, and her hands she probably didnt think the finger placement right.

>>10614904
Did you know, virgin blood just means blood not used for a sacrifice yet?

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Bed bump.

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>>10614996
>>10619446
Which satyrs are virgins? I think Joist would be a virgin well into her 30s.

>>10626828
Thats a very cute bun

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Does your satyr daughteru help you get/keep swole?

>>10631781
Lenora makes sure her dad doesn't slow down and get comfortable just sitting around the house as he starts getting older.
There's always plenty of work to be done living on the frontier, and he's still gotta put in his share.
Most importantly, being around for them and the grandkids. Which he can't do if he croaks in his mid 50's.

>>10626932
Some just wait until they get married.

>>10626828
A civil war once erupted amongst the buns as two warring factions emerged. Those who believed carrots to be the tastiest treat fought tooth and claw against those who believed cabbage to be the superior foodstuff. There were many indian burns and wet willies on both sides, and the hostilities didn't end until the ringleaders of both parties were caught and grounded for two whole weeks.

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>>10632566
>There were many indian burns and wet willies on both sides, and the hostilities didn't end until the ringleaders of both parties were caught and grounded for two whole weeks.
Absolutely savage.

>>10632581
Worse still, at one point WMDs were used. Words of mass distressing such as "buttface" and "dumb-bun" were thrown around like it was going out of fashion. Wedgie chaffing fades with time, but hurt feelings take much longer to heal.

>>10632712
And from that day forward, king daddy always mixed the carrots and lettuce together.

>>10632734
You mean served them both in the mess hall at the same time.

>>10632734
You mean blend and watch serve so that they couldn't pick out their favorite.

>>10631923
>the grandkids
Let me guess, it's inbreeding.

>>10633951
I see you didn't read the fic that Anon made on that very subject.

>>10633965
>Thinking complain anons read any content and dont just bitch endlessly at anything things just for (you)s

>>10632920
>Continued fighting resulted in the infamous "Vegetable Smoothies" mandate.

>>10633951
Only Ariana's 3.
For the DGA setting I've been writing in, Kimmy and Mera, I was thinking, would get with a deer lad, Firginia probably a diamond doge boy she meets while exploring the mountains, and I wrote a short about Cottonball and Lenora getting Apple Anon to be their sperm donor.

>>10634198
>deer lad
An actual deer or a deer satyr?

>>10634248
Actual deer. Given their isolation in the setting, it'd be a bit odd if a random faun was just inexplicably there.

>>10634273
Does she tease him by calling him Bambi when he's not acting manly enough?

>>10634510
kek
Probably.

Between their natural weapons, being predators, sort of outvoting him, and the simple fact that they're probably pretty big and tall. It's likely they wear the pants.

>>10634571
He's probably as tall as they are realistically. Still, nothing from with a bit of family bully

>>10634510

>"Jeez, Bambi, you call those antlers? The buck in the glade by the river has much bigger antlers than yours."

>>10634701
Basing it on a parental in between of a sort.
So normal pony satyrs average between 4'10 for a shorter female, to 5'5 for a taller male.
Chimera and manticore are pretty large, so I think Kimmy and Lenora are somewhere in the 6,2 and 6,6 range respectively.
Ariana's probably about 12 feet, Firginia's roughly normal for a human woman at roughly 5'8, and Cottonball is a tiny 3'10.

Though, deer aren't tiny themselves, so he could possibly match Kimmy and Mera in brute strength if their many biological weapons weren't factored in.

>>10633985
>Someone doesn't like inbreeding and monster harems?
>Hurr, it's only a shitposter who wants a (you) and hates every single thing in the world
You're gonna need surgical help to get your autistic head out of your ass.

>>10634198
So why ship Ariana with her dad but not everyone? Just seems weird to single her out like this.

>>10635916
Just sorta happened, I suppose.
There was just never any incest stuff about Lenora, Firginia or Kimmy and Mera that really stuck.

Also, between isolation, his need to be even more active in her life that the others due to her potential to cause harm, it sticks better.
Which would you say feels the most natural for an electra? The carefree tomboy, the excitable huntress, the brooding intellectual, the headstrong amazon, or the quiet daddy's girl?

I'm not complaining. Having only one of them being an electra while the others have mixed opinions makes it more palatable to try to write straight as a serious setting, than if he was just fucking all his kids.

Fast /trash/ bump.

>>10635916
Would be pretty silly to ship them all with their dad.
Personally I didn't initially even ship Ariana with her dad in the DGA setting, but I must admit that it's grown on me thanks to the recent greens.

>>10638858
I would.

>>10639287
Same.

Bananas

>>10636959
I'll try to write some more of the setting soon. Glad you're enjoying it.

Bed bump.

Night

>>10628864
Why is there a human dick if that's supposed to be Timber's?

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>>10625595
>I miss DJs art so much.

Lol, that's not even mine.

But I'm flattered nonetheless, anon.

>>10647826
Can you draw a satyr holding a cube? Any satyr. I need it for science reasons.

>>10647725
Mimic doesn't draw horse or "hybrid" genitals. This is a thing people have noticed for a while. Probably the reason for the clarification, as it was part of a set/series

>>10647725
Timber is probably supposed to be a cuck. He's just watching Anon fuck her and deriving pleasure from it.

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>>10649055
There's about 6 pics that would be evident against that, but whatever helps you shitpost.

>>10648563
Actually, it looks lile he started with horse cocks in one pic, then switched to human genitalia after it. Looks off, like onstead of being waist down pony, more like leg down pony. And butts, but he never drew ponuts for them.

>>10649055
>>10649132
You two hush. We have avoided a lpt of shit posting until now and we all knlw how Timber posting goes.

Buns
Drakes
Donkeys

Which other races are natural sloots?

>>10649475
all of them, anon
they're all sloots

>>10649475
foxes

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>>10649475
piggus are all about instant gratification and often put out very quickly. They love the feeling of being filled with cock and sperm. And also make great cuddle sluts

>>10647826
That's hella cute, DJ.
Always glad to see you around.

>>10650848
>Pigs
Pure fucking autism right there.

>>10651340
(you)

>>10651340
Indeed.

>>10649475
Realistically buns are laughably easy to pick up.

Drakes I always kind of figured were more middle ground considering how long lived (and thus, slow to breed) their adult counterparts are, but the human hormonal structure might make a drake's puberty a shitfest.

Why do you think donkey's are lewd?

>>10650564
Since when have we had fox satyrs? Is that a new race from the movie or something?

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>>10652188
>Is that a new race from the movie or something?
Probably bait.

>Why do you think donkey's are lewd?
Donkeys are actually very lewd but maintain a public image of being pure. But each has a trigger that awakens that latent lewd

>>10652240
>Donkeys are actually very lewd but maintain a public image of being pure. But each has a trigger that awakens that latent lewd
I could only imagine what'd happen if that glass had actual liquor in it.

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>>10652310
It did have liquor, but was more like Zima tier. When she tried a cock tail for the first time she awoke to find Muddle suspended from the rafters and a puddle of dried cum coming out of her vag.

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So what sort of lewd adventures did Spurs get into lately?

>>10653072
Her bf, deputy Anon, is helping train her as an escape artist.
Usually by tying her up in elaborate ways in the basement, and periodically coming down to roughly have is way with her as punishment for not managing to escape her bondage.

>>10653187
I do like the idea of them being deputies in training but not being a BF out right. More enjoying for a slow burn.

"What the fuck are you doing?"
>"Training myself to escape if I'm ever captured by rustlers."
"Ok but naked?"
>"If I'm ever caught there's a good chance I'll be raped. Most rustlers haven't even seen a mare in years."
"Well yeah but I mean, if they already have you naked and tied up odds are they are already gonna be mid rape right now."
>"....You're right. Anon, go get that turkey baster full of warm gravy. I need you to squirt some in me and on me. Maybe I can use that to loosen these dumb ropes."

As for her being cool naked around him maybe they are really close or some shit but it's not sexual just yet.

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>>10653187

>>10653600
>As for her being cool naked around him maybe they are really close or some shit but it's not sexual just yet.
It's not like ponies anywhere else wear clothes. There's not much reason for her to do so either.

>>10653802
Because humans wearing clothes don't exist.

>>10654140
They're a tiny minority. they're not going to be the arbitors of culture retard

>>10655041
Though I do see them practicing casual nudity due to their pony family treating clothes more as optional the only thing I see an issue is their human half not being as insulated so they would have to feel cold or uncomfortable in more out door situations. But that's a good idea why she's ok with fully exposing her vag like that and not being embarrassed. The turkey baster bit is for pure laughs lewd though

>>10657125
Not satyr or MLP. Take it elsewhere.

>>10657125
I would.

>>10657758
Same.

>>10657419
Why so mean to Darcy?

>>10660407
It's not even fucking Mexican pizza REEEEE!

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>>10649475
These two are pretty sick. They wait until get married and then have a fulfilling life with probably 3 or 4 kids.

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>>10663522
some lewd shit right here. Waking up to a loving wife and 2 kids with another on the way. To then go eat waffles and talk in the kitchen.

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>>10664163
I do think Utah and bovine of choice should be the most vanilla and just be absolutely sweet.

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>>10664808
They usually are depicted as the most vanilla. Which is fine by me.

180

Morning

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>>10668893
Mornin' Frank.

>>10669534
I want to see this thing be fucked

>>10669534
Is George a boy or a girl?
The name says boy, but he (?) looks pretty feminine in most of the pics.

>>10669994
Girl.
For as much as that word means to goo girls.

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>>10670004
>>10669994
I dont think MT ever said one way or the other. I like to think of George as a girl. Cause damn thats one fine goo creature.

>>10670077
Pretty sure MT referred to George as a girl a few times.
But I recall that, when asked directly, she just kinda went "I dunno lol".
So whatever, I suppose.

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>>10671320
Well goos can prob go either way, though George is pretty feminine Soozan is way more defined as female. Maybe George is actually a boy.

>>10671396
George is clearly just a loli and has not properly defined her assets yet.

>>10671396
Not a fan of traps 900bh.
Nothing personnel kid.

I'll just think of her as a boyish girl.

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>>10671418
Its also possible. How do goos mature and shape their assets? Lots of "protien" I imagine?

>>10671432
I love traps but I do see George as a boyish girl as well. Or just not overtly feminine. I personal head canon that goos appearance is molded by their attitudes and confidence. So outgoing and assertive types like Soozan have more shape and definition than introverted and shy George types.

>>10671460
Well, between the bow tie and prim hairstyle, I figured George's father had some sort of prominence, and George was raised to be presentable, which further nerfed her femininity.

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Hi guys, I see you're talking about George~

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>>10671491
Smooze is a man of patrician tastes, clearly.

>>10671544
Yep. So, is George a boy or a girl?

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>>10671628
<3

>>10671544
>>10671634
>>10671765
Who are the ponies?

>>10671785
you want me to actually draw what I think I'm looking for in these?

>>10671544
>>10671628
cute enough for me to be okay with either. wonder if they're actually genderless.
>>10671634
well, generally cute enough, i can't imagine that went well the first time they did that.

>>10671794
Not him, but no.
Personally, I really don't generally enjoy satyr on stallion.

>>10671819
>Personally, I really don't generally enjoy satyr on stallion.
What are you, a faggot? Got a fucking problem with ponies? You in the wrong neighborhood if you got a problem with ponies, bitch.

>>10671544
Well George is a big gooey cutie.

>>10671634
This is damn right lewd and cute as fuck. What do you think George's goo firmness feels like? Like sentient water? Or more thicker?

>>10671765
Damn I got one raging boner on this. Can you do one of the stallion and mare kissing George at the same time? Like a 3 way kiss?

>>10671795
>wonder if they're actually genderless.
That or theor anatomy doesn't meet the same criteria to be defined by biological sex. Like clown fish who can change genders they can probably adapt to what the situation calls for? In either case it's pretty cute. Maybe george can go to prom with both a mare and stallion and the both can have a grand old time together in a dark hallway

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>>10672310
Spoiler your lewd! Also thanks based MT

>>10672230
>>10672310
If the stallion cums inside George, do you think George can redirect the cum into the mare?

>>10672310
but we're in trash~
>>10672335
Yes

>>10672335
Very likely. But why would George do that? And lose thosee lewd love juices from the lovers?

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>>10672347
Hot.

>>10672359
She wants to make a lewd cocktail.

>>10672347
... I guess that means George could also redirect the mare's squash soup into the stallion's dick?

>>10672372
You make a cocktail by adding things from an outside source into one recepticle. Mare soup and stallion sap to make a Boy/Girl George cock tail.

>>10672390
That place is an exit not an entrance my friend. He has a perfectly good back door to use.

>>10672432
>That place is an exit not an entrance my friend.
It can be both.

It can never be normal porn, nope. It must always be weird fetishes with freak satyrs that will make those who are new think "how damn autistic are these people?" and leave.

(You)

>>10676042
Cute pic. The buns on floor are even cuter!

>>10676042
Are those bunnies turned on by his pants?

>>10676251
Pants are pretty sexual objects, my dude.

>>10676251
Yeah. That's it.

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>"Daddy, please!" the larger girl pleads.
>"For us, sir?" her twin echoes.
>You can only grumble in response. This wasn't what you thought you'd be doing today.
>Not only had Lenora surprised you by dropping her son Oresus off so she and Cottonball could have a personal day, but now you've got your eldest begging your approval for their would be boyfriend.
>A boy you had not even met nor heard of before. All on top of everything else you needed to do.
>"You gave Lenora and Cottonball your blessing, daddy. What's the difference?" you hear Ariana chime in from behind you.
"The difference is that I know ol' Apple." you say with a pause. "And thought this was about dating, not volunteering to be single mothers."
>"It's not, dad! Promise!" Mera assures you. "Stuff like that is so far in the future we haven't even considered it."
"Good. You-"
>Before you can launch into a tangent, Ariana interrupts by laying your grandson in your arms.
>Calmness overcomes you as you stare into the baby's pale green eyes, a gift from his father. Contrasting the fuzzy head of deep red hair he inherited from Lenora.
>Offering the infant a finger, he wraps his tiny paws around the digit, squeezing with impressive force.
"Barely two months old, and you've already got a hell of a grip, don't you, sport?"
>"Daddy?" Ariana starts, breaking your focus from the infant. "I know you're just trying to look out for everyone, and we all appreciate it."
>The twins give genuine nods in response.

>>10680438
>"But Kimmy and Mera are adults just like Lenora and I. Please put some trust in their judgment."
>As you begin rolling the thought around your head, Oresus begins crying for food, prompting your daughter to take the child from your arms to offer him a bottle.
>It's true, you're probably being overbearing. If anything, the twins deserve more trust than the others by virtue of being the eldest.
>Especially your ever rational little Mera.
>It's just that you'd never met him before.
"You girls really like this...Cypress boy?"
>"Yes sir." they speak in unison.
"Tell you what. I gotta go check the game traps tomorrow. How about I bring him with me and get to know him? If I think he's half decent, I won't fight it."
>The chimera satyrs bound to you, Kimmy wrapping her paws around you in a tight hug as Mera constricts your arm in an imitation of the same.
>"Thank you, dad." the snake coos out.
>"Yeah, thanks daddy!" her twin repeats.
>The three of you hug it out for another moment before you free yourselves from one another.
"So...I hope you two are sticking around for lunch at least." you ask as you begin to head towards the kitchen.
>"Absolutely!" Kimmy calls out, before turning to Ariana, mouthing a silent "thank you".
>Ariana returns a simple smile.
-
>"Just relax, Red. It'll be fine."
>"Is this really necessary, girls?"
>"Yes." Mera tells him bluntly.
>"Can't we just date without your dad's permission?" the buck asks.

>>10680455
>He receives a sharp punch to the ribs for the question.
>"Oww! What was that for, Kimmy?" he asks with a hiss.
>"I dunno, Cypress. Can you just drop all your precious deer traditions and stuff if we didn't like it?"
>"What Kimmy means, in her way, is that our family is very close knit, because we've always had to stick together." Mera explains.
>"Then what should I do to impress him then?" he asks with a resigned sigh.
>"The old man's just protective of his little girls" Kimmy teases. "Just be polite, but don't be afraid to speak up either. Dad doesn't really warm as much as he melts like butter."
-
>Taking a deep breath, you knock on the door to the girls lodge. A deep, hard knock that could wake the dead.
>Within seconds, the heavy deadbolt can be heard griding from behind as your girls throw open the door, greeting you with a hug.
>You gladly return it, but your eyes are drawn inside, to where a young, almost skittish looking deer boy stands.
>"Well, dad? Don't just stand there, come inside!" Kimmy encourages as the two of them pull you in towards the deer.
>"Dad? This is Red Cypress." Mera announces. "Cypress, this is our father."
>For several tense moments, you stare the deer down, who looks for all intents and purposes like he's caught in some headlights.
>Eventually, you offer you hand, maintaining eye contact, visually daring him to to offer his hoof.
>He hesitates for a moment, before finally obliging.

>>10680473
>"Red Cypress, sir. Pleasure to meet you." he informs you, already avoiding looking you in the eyes.
"Anon Y. Mous" you grunt, squeezing his hoof.
>Flicking your gaze to the side, you see the girls fidgeting, trying to appear cheerful.
>For their sake, you move things along.
"Come on then. We've got a long day ahead of us."
>The deer quickly levitates an a large set of saddle bags before turning back to you.
>"Please lead the way."
>The girls see the two of you out, shouting for the two of you to play nice.
>Several minutes pass in silence as you walk, before finally, your companion breaks the silence.
>"So, uhh, Anon?"
"That's Mr.Mous to you, Red." you quickly correct him.
>The cervid visibly flinches, but persists nonetheless.
>"Mr. Mous. Where exactly are we going?"
>You point to a distant hill. Its crown of trees barely visible from here.
"There's a copse of trees next to the river north-northeast of here with a small pond in its center. Good place for fish, and plenty of wild plants to boot."
>"Of course. A...Mr.Mous."
"Hope you've got a strong back, Red."
>"Strong enough, Mr.Mous."
"We'll see."
>Several more minutes pass in silence as you make your way to the secluded woods.
>As you near it, you decide to break the silence this time.
"So tell me how you meet my girls, Red." You demand bluntly.
>Taken aback by the suddenness, the deer stutters for a moment before he answers.

>>10680487
>"I was in the forest gathering herbs for my village, when they nearly pounced me, thinking I was some animal. We started trading knowledge about current good spots for herbs and game. It just went from there."
"You know herbs?"
>"Yes sir. I'm not much of an alchemist, but I know almost every type of plant that grows in the area inside and out."
"Useful." you admitted. "Show me."
>He complies, using his knowledge and powerful nose to your advantage.
>Soon, your packs are soon filled with all manner of berries, roots, herbs and fungi.
-
"I'll admit, boy, you're not too bad. Save me a couple of hours, easy." you tell him with a faint smile.
>"So are you and I alright then?"
"Not even close. You're not useless, but that doesn't mean I like you."
>"Oh come now! For a buck who's mated animals, you're being quite unreasonable, don't you think?"
>In an instant, you've taken one of his antlers in hand, using it as leverage to wrench his head towards the ground.
"Listen here Bambi. I'm not perfect, but I'm going to do everything I can to take care of my kids. They're all I've got in the world. All I've really had in nearly 20 years...If you were a dad, you'd understand."
>Releasing his horn with a light shove, Cypress stumbles back a bit, spilling some of the harvest.
"In the future, you should learn when to just hold your tongue." You state, feeling more tired than annoyed. "Clean the mess up and come on. We're almost done."

>>10680504
>Red levitates up what he can from the forest floor before running to catch up.
>If the general silence had been awkward before, the tension was now suffocating.
>You try your best to ignore it, focusing on pulling your fish traps from the pond.
>But it does little to quell your worries.
>It's probably just infatuation, but as isolated as you are, they rarely get the chance to so much as see new people.
>Even the nearest deer village is an almost 10 mile trip through dense underbrush.
>If you disapprove, the girls would almost certainly drop him, but that doesn't mean they wouldn't resent it. It could be years before they get another chance to even try.
>And...maybe the damn kids is right. Maybe you're just being harsh. The mountain man lifestyle surely isn't good for the social skills.
>Resigning to find a way to at least give him an actual chance, you continue your work in earnest.
>As you're getting down to the last few traps, the two of you now laden down with wild plants and fish, something starts to feel off.
>Red feels it too, his ears up and twitching as something in the distance.
>Grunts and growls can be heard amidst the rustling of underbrush.
>Soon, your fears are realized when a large bear lumbers out, bellowing and aggressive roar.
>Most likely, it was drawn by the smell of fish in the air.
>Thankfully, it seems more interested in running you off for the prize than risking a fight.

>>10680514
>As you begin to weigh your options, Cypress decides to surprise you, jumping between you and the hungry bear.
>The buck stares down the larger beast, horns pointed at its toothy maw, crackling with magical energy.
>It seems confused and a little scared of the bright lights and unfamiliar noise the cervid produces, giving you a moment.
>Readying your blow gun, you load in a dart soaked in Lenora's potent, paralytic venom.
>Simply touching it makes your fingers feel numb.
>A strong breath is all it takes to launch the dart into the bears fuzzy neck.
>It responds instantly, showing extreme agitation as loss of sensation begins to claim it.
"PSI PUSH IT, RED!"
>He obeys without thought, stumbling the bear backwards, giving you time.
>Reaching into your belt satchel, you retrieve a handful of cruel mix of irritating spices, and launch it into the bears' face.
>Your makeshift mace has the desired effect, rendering the bear temporarily blind.
>Long enough to allow the two of you to get far enough away that the venom knock it out cold before it could hope to see recover.
>Within a few minutes, the two of you are crossing the long fields, halfway back to Kimmy and Mera's lodge.
>"So." Cypress begins. "That was a bit more excitement than I was expecting. How are you holding up, Mr.Mous."
"Fine." you confirm with a pant. "Probably gonna have to rebuild some of my fishing traps. But it could have gone worse."
>the deer nods with a small, hopeful smile.

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>>10680534
>"So...I'm sorry for what I said earlier." he admits, clearly swallowing his pride. "Maybe we can start over?"
"Yeah, we can." you confirm. "But I still don't like you."
>It's all you can do not to chuckle as you watch him visibly deflate.
"Don't take it so personally, Cypress. You're trying to date two of my daughters. It's my job not to like you."
>Taking a seat on a large, flat stone, you meet his gaze.
"You know, not everyone would have the balls to stare down a bear like that, especially for someone that's been nothing but nasty to them...You really like them, don't you?"
>"Yes sir!" he says with clear shock at your shift in demeanor. "When I'm around them, I...I just feel happy."
"Well..." you begin, swallowing your pride. An act that goes down as smoothly as powdered glass. "They could do a lot worse. If you want to try to be with them, I won't stop interfere."
>His face lights up as you stand, placing a hand on shoulders.
"Just don't get too comfortable. I've still got my eyes on you." you inform him with a small smirk.
>"Yeah. Thank you...dad."
"Don't push your luck...son."

The end.
For the discussion a couple days back, if anyone forgot.

>>10680556
It was alright. Not really my cup of tea though.

>>10669994
>>10670004
>>10670077
>>10671320
>>10671396
>>10671418
George is male, for as much as that matters to a goo entity. All it really means is George can't get pregs.

>>10682494
Word of MT contradicts this.

>>10682204
Well, thanks for reading nonetheless.
Hope you enjoy my next thing.

>>10683542
What did you have planned? More DGA stuff?

>>10683654
Something in that setting. Not sure what specifically yet.

bombus

>>10683853
How about Cotton's sisters coming to visit?

>>10686894
Not so sure on that one.
Always been a bit ambiguous on Cottonball's origins in the serious DGA setting.

Bunpire certainly isn't a thing, and she's not one of DGA's kids, though he tends to treat her like one, but other than that, it's up in the air.

>>10687093
How about a prequel set when the kids were all quite young, with Anon having to take them all into town to visit the doctor for inoculations? I don't envy the guy whose job it is to stick a syringe in a kid with a venomous snake for a tail and a fear of needles.

>>10687154
Yeah, I'll add that to my maybes.
I plan to just have a master paste of all the canon shorts in chronological order. So don't be afraid to suggest things that might require jumping around a bit.

Also, just a thing for something else I was considering.
Would it be weird if the ones who had had kids of their own were communal about nursing?
As in, if Ariana had chosen to nurse Oresus instead of bottle feeding him in the last one, would that have been out of place, given the setting? Or if Lenora had done the inverse.

Okay, hypothetical question. If you could get this on TV, would you accept removing all connections to MLP in order to do so?

I mean, this stuff's amazing but I can't get that question out of my head.

>>10687425
Get what on TV?

>>10687445
Like, all of this. Stuff with Satyrs and Slimegirls and dragon-Satyrs. The art, the stories, the characters.

>>10687469
I feel like most of this stuff would stand just fine on its own even without the MLP connection.

>>10687517
Agreed.
I kind of hope satyr can survive whatever happens to mlp whenever it ends.

>>10687528
That would be nice.

>>10687517
>>10687528
>>10687530

I get a similar feeling just from reading a lot of this. Though, it might be better as a comic series. An independently published comic so you can keep the sex in, of course.

>>10687574
I don't really know about tv or a comic series. I just want the satyr community, at least as a concept, to continue existing.

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>>10687298
I don't think it would have been out of place exactly, but, and bear with me here because I know we're talking about a fantasy setting and, but couldn't it possibly be a bad idea for a half human half manticore child to nurse from a half human half Arimpsi (or however you spell it).

I mean sure, they share half a genome on the human side of things, but who's to say that a manticore wouldn't be fatally allergic to any milk other than manticore milk? I'm pretty sure lion would get sick if you fed it goat milk.

Or not, I dunno.

>>10687593
I don't see why it couldn't.

>>10687619
>I'm pretty sure lion would get sick if you fed it goat milk.
Never thought of that before. Could be.

>>10687619
I'm not so sure you could be allergic to a specific milk without being allergic to the species that made it outright.

I think the larger issues really come down to that different species have different percentages of fats, proteins and sugars in their milk. Not a big deal for an adult, but infants can easily get stomach upset from this. Especially the sugars.

On the other hand, they all share at least half the same species genetics behind consistency, and the environmental factors are all largely the same. Including the big one, diet, with all of them being omnivores.
Still, Lenora, Kimmy and Firginia, being predominantly carnivorous, would likely produce denser milk than a true omnivore like Ariana or a predominantly herbivorous girl like Cottonball. So "nursing down" the food chain might want to be done somewhat sparingly, lest the babs get little tummy aches.

http://milkgenomics.org/article/mega-milk-composition-analysis/
>tfw they seriously called it mega milk
>tfw the meme gods are laffan

>>10680556
>Monster harem
>Inbred children
>And now a deer has been added to it all
This is fucking awful.

>>10687517
>>10687574
Well, everyone seems to have stopped giving a fuck about this whole thing taking place in a world filled with ponies since a lot of people seems to care more about turning this whole general into a Monster/Animal offspring thread that takes place in Satyrville. So of course you feel that way.
>>10687632
>I don't see why it couldn't.
This takes place in Equestria, remember? Without Equestria and ponies, what the fuck do we have left? Might as well move the whole thing to /d/.

>>10687818
>what the fuck do we have left?
Satyrs, which is the main topic of these threads.

>>10687958
Which were made by Anon ending up in a magical world called Equestria and fucking ponies, you retard. You can't have satyrs without ponies.

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>>10688072
What about introducing satyrs from other settings?

>>10688121
I remember this cutie.
I wonder what happened to that drawfag.

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>People replying to the shit flinging complain anon

>>10688152
As I recall, he said someone had just requested it in a /trash/ drawthread.
Presumably, the artist isn't a satyrfag.

>>10688182
Ah, I thought it was the artist who posted it here.
Either way, it's cute.

Nope
>>10688337
>>10688337
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>>10688336
>>10688336
>>10688336
>>10688336
>>10688336
New thread s

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>>10688341
>>10688345
>new threads at 275 posts
Why?

>>10688387
>Asking why make the new thread when spam anon constantly spams until the thread is dead

Really?

>>10688406
At least wait until the spam puts the thread over 300.

>>10688415
And let the spammer have his thread? Naaaw.

>>10688415
He doesn't stop no matter what you say. What's the point in waiting?

>>10688415
Why? The thread will be dead in like 5 minutes


>>10688427
Unless you are the spammer who has the thread ready to post while spamming. Because you always seem to have it ready each and every time