RWBY/RT Trash General #500: Lewd The Rube Edition Previous

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>>10575033
> #500

>>10575078
Make a thread yourself next time with the correct number

Last night I had a dream last night that involved me and a hipster female accomplice attempting to throw acid into a Woman's face and I think said woman was actually Hillary Clinton
To cut a long story short we failed and only got a little acid on her face and my accomplice got arrested but not before turning into a purple and green dog that I somehow knoew was seven years old
I also think I've had multiple dreams of this variety

>>10575095
What? No, I am happy we've reached that number. Hence the happy Gwen.

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>>10575125
Oh okay, people have bitched about thread numbers being off in the past hence my reaction

Have a Penny

Coco is hot!

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>RWBY fic alert today

>Latest on the spot
I don't understand the youth.

[spoiler]Coco bikini modeling?[/spoiler]

>>10575729
What happened?

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1/12 Ironwood continues

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>>10575971

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>>10575985
Excellent.

>>10576125
F-for me?

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>>10576171
No, for the bunny girl next to you

>>10575985
Cheers, keep up it up. Looking forward to seeing the final result.

I found something even worse than a possible live action rwby

http://comicbook.com/anime/2017/07/21/one-piece-is-getting-a-hollywood-live-action-tv-series/

>>10576201
How would she feel if I got a boner during her poses?

>>10576201
Change her hair and eye colour and that's literally Ruby

So why are Jaune and David both so cute even though they're so different?

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>>10576245
She'd notice, tease you as much as you can handle, then go for the bunny girl next to you

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>>10576372
Too bad the bunny girl is taken.

>>10576349
Because Miles is a good VA.

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>>10576393
He looks big enough to satisfy them both, he's fine

>>10576372
would she tease me about what I'd do with her modeling pics?

>>10576281
>Coco is Summer's secret kid

>>10576455
>revealed in V29

>>10576518
Who's the father?

Theater Mode link

http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/5abba7b4-2312-4aff-8a4a-14f88a1020ef/index.m3u8

>>10576670
Coco's dad, I'd assume.

>>10576450
anon?

>>10575033
Is that actually supposed to be Ruby?

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>>10576455
And there is only one man in Remnant who could pass on such a strong sense of style...

My god, we've just uncovered a huge twist.

>>10577041
>Roman's design.
>Stylish
Then again people thought Monty dressed well.

>>10576942
Yes? What makes you think it's not Ruby?

Monthly reminder that this exists:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ-bjKLOSniKxu8NrRyUaVQ/videos

>>10577149
I didn't know Psuedofolio had done any RWBY and I think it looks similar to another picture he had done.

>>10577097
He's swanky as fuck you plebian

What if Weiss, Yang, and Blake told you that they had something to show you and when you went to see what the thing they wanted to show you was it turned out to be this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPWe7N1p_yQ

>>10577097
i disagree with you

I want to read more lewd Coco things.

>>10575729
U shudup bro Steven suptic is fucking com gold first smart thing rooster teeth has done in a long time pushing these guys their way better than Funhaus and achivment shits

Fucking sugar pine seven are so hilarious

>>10577497
Lick Weiss and maybe yangs feet

>>10577497
what they did this or they just showed me the video

>>10577632
they did this

>>10577597
Steven Sputnik is not something I understand, but am willing to tolerate.

>>10577779
So close to quints, so close.

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Would you submit to a leg press by Nora?

https://twitter.com/ARTesst_R/status/886292504663834624

Does Coco like to send fashionable bikini pics to whatever boy catches her interest?

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>>10577868
Most likely

>>10577868
At least it's accurate to how much Ren isn't into Nora touching him.

>>10577916
>boy
Everyone knows there are only gay and lesbian relationships in rwby

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>>10576281

>>10578290
But my fantasy anon

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Cococo

>>10578957
Coco gets me hard when she wears skimpy outfits in the fan art.

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>>10579049

>>10579139
Know a good answer to this?
>>10577916

>>10579172
Velvet isn't a boy.

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>Ywn lewd Jaune.

>>10579518
but I am a boy

>>10579563
She wont send shit to you

>>10579576
aw, how come?
captcha was on sunglasses

>>10579594
Because she's a huntress and you post on 4chan.

>>10579528
Because he's hot and you're a fucking loser.

>>10579602
but when she's not hunting she should relax and share her beauty

>>10579646
Not with you.

Martial Arcs or Shovel Knight?

>>10579712
I could ask nicely.

>>10579733
Stuffed Rabbit.

>>10579733
>Jaune x random village girl

>>10579733
Neither

>>10579733
Yes.

But if I had to choose one for canon, Shovel Knight.

>>10579733
>>10579756
>>10579765
>>10579766
>>10579770
Me x ur mom is obviously superior you faggot kike triple niggers

>>10579765
>Jaune x cute village boy

>>10579788
Heil my Hitler dubs of truth fags

>>10579788
Aw /pol/-kun likes my mom, that's cute

>>10579770
Why?

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>>10579756
I gotchu

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>>10579870

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>>10579881

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>>10579733
Whitley.

>>10579139
I love it when they're naked and crossing their legs

>>10579842
Would rather a ship happen under better circumstances and for Martial Arcs to happen Nora either has to die or have a falling out with Ren.

Plus Oscar is cute
>>10579910
Whitley would be good too

>>10579236
I...I wanna lick that ice cream!

>>10579910
Whitley developing a crush on Jaune would be fucking hilarious.

>>10579733
Both

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>Best boy will soon meet with the RWBY cast.
Yes, I am pleased with this development.

>>10580002
>Weiss is disgusted
>because it's Jaune of all people

>>10580031
>implying Bang will get in

>>10580031
Joke characters don't get to be in crossovers.

>>10579962
How does one get Coco to do such a thing?

>>10580033
Weiss would probably be delighted.

Because a dicking would chill him the fuck out.

>>10580106
>be a girl
>have bunny ears
>name starts with V
>be shit

>>10580135
Is being a horny fan not enough?

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>>10580084
>>10580102
>Implying Bang isn't the best hero for the job.

>>10580158
It's not enough.

>>10580186
but I need her bikinis and nudes!

>>10580228
Too bad

>>10580033
Jaune would be good for Whitley though.

Also can't run a copration if you're barefoot and cooking.

>>10580237
I'm sure she would be generous from time to time.

>>10580283
Not to you

>>10580305
maybe

>>10580352
No

>>10579765
He's going to end up with another hunter.

>>10580106
Compliment her clothes and when she asks if it makes her look fat, say no.

>>10580446
Maybe if I'm extra nice she'll show me her swimwear.

>>10580499
>She will never ask you to rub suntan lotion on her back as she undoes her top

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>>10580540

>>10580392
He's ending up with Ruby.

>>10580541
Do you think she would mind if she catches you sniffing her top after she pulls it off?

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>>10580574
Yes. Fucking creep.

>>10580554
Ruby is ending up with Penny Version 2

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Pick one
>Rose Garden Ruby x Oscar
>Lancaster Ruby x Jaune

>>10580618
Penny is dead.

What if Blake the pampered girl who ran away to join a terrorist organization because some humans somewhere were being mean said "fuck gonad zizalumpf and fuck wypipo"

>>10580615
What if it turns her on a little? She loves clothing too.

>>10580624
Why not both?

>>10580627
Not permanently.

>>10580652
She's dead mate.

Permanently.

>>10580624
Rose Garden

So Jaune can end up with Whitley.

>>10580637
I understand why she would get turned on by a guy enjoying her scent, but you can't just let any guy walk up and sniff you and your clothes.

>>10580658
Nah, she'll be back.

>>10580669
Well, what would happen is he gained her trust and she asked him to rub subtan lotion on her. So she pulls off her bikini top and hands it over for him to put it somewhere safe.

>>10580694
>And that somewhere safe is on my face
Nah, that's just creepy. Maybe she sees how desperate you are and decides to tease you by letting you smell it
>Tfw it smells like her perfume

>>10580648
Jaune fucking Oscar in the ass while Ruby watches?

>>10580757
Well, she'd be like "Go put it over there." but she knows I'm going to sniff it first. What kind of top would it be? Maybe a nice brown.

>>10580785
Ruby can fuck Jaune in the ass while Jaune fucks Oscar in the ass.

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Arkos is best and most canon ship, Just thought I would let you guys know.

>>10580795
>Two 5'4 midgets fucking each other
Meh.

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>>10580850

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>>10580850

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Look, even in writing Arkos is best!

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>>10580935

>>10580850
>Arkos is best and most canon ship, Just thought I would let you guys know.
Arkos was never canon and now Jaune is going to stick his dick in someone else.

>>10580935
>>10580875
There's something astounding in the fact that something where Jaune is a cage fighter is more incharacter.

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>>10580970
What are you talking about anon?

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>>10580987

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>>10580949
>Arkos was never canon
It was for a short while.

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>>10581011
Get out of here with that gay shit!

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>>10581028

>To make Arkos work Pyrrha has to be horrifically out of character.

>>10581020
>Implying Jaune likes her back

>>10580797
anon?

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>>10581043
Stop it!

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>>10581069

>>10581061
To make it START somebody has to be out of character.

Or, you know, Nora could just speak up once or twice. That would be in character.

Which RWBY would be the most likely to enjoy Dirt Bike jousting and the general weaponization of Dirt Bikes when Lances are concerned especially is said Lances are just long and sharp pieces of Rebar?

>>10581096
Jaune almost made Arkos happen in five minutes during volume 3.

Its all on Pyrrha. But people really want Pyrrha to be the one who starts it because Jaune isn't Jaune in these greentexts. He's pussy never asked a girl out anon.

Even if Pyrrha had survived the v3 finale her shoving Jaune into a locker killed any chance of Arkos ever happening

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>>10581085
I said stop it!

>>10581098
Probably Yang or Nora.
Is what you're saying real?

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>>10581129

>>10581128
If Pyrrha had survived V3 Jaune would not have his sword-sword.
Nor his armour.
Her death was necessary for the birth of the sword-sword.

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>>10581143
Why do you continue to promote the gays anon? what do you gain?

>>10581181
But would Pyrrha get Jaune's sword?

>>10581134
>Is what you're saying real?
I fucking wish it was as I would give almost anything to see Dirt Bike cops lance niggers
And hell you could probably make a combat sport out of it but the lances would have to be blunted obviously
Also it would be a cool idea for the next Mad Max movie

What kind of swimsuit is Coco wearing this summer?

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>>10581217
No, she'd fumble the attempt so hard he reincarnates as an all-too happy Camp Councillor.

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>>10581193

>>10580987
All these greentexts are so out of character one where Jaune is a fucking cage fighter is more in character.

>>10581238
>Jaune ends up with Bonquisha

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>>10581234
so what's with you and coco wearing bikinis

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>>10581241
Just how much faggotry do you have anon?

>>10581261
>with Gwen.

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>>10581270

>>10581262
gets my happy spot going

>>10580256
>>10580134
>Weiss confused as fuck and weirded out by Whitley falling for Jaune of all people
>Jaune giving him lots of love and a good dicking starts to even Whitley out
>Whitley starts to become like a doting housewife whenever Jaune is around
>Hands all SDC responsibility to Weiss
>best endgame ever for Weiss

Love it

>>10581260
Cage fighters are fucking weirdos so it fits.

>>10580624
Both of these are awful

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>>10581288
All these fics with Jaune being gay in them and everyone bitches about the Arkos ones being out of character for Jaune.

>>10581331
Yeah because they're fagshit.

Arkos has a heterosexual male and a girl who canonically wanted his dick yet can't manage to even remotely appear in character.

>>10581262
He wants to ERP with you, don't make eye contact

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>>10581355
>Its ok for Jaune to be OOC in gay greentexts cause its fagshit
>It isnt ok for Jaune to be OOC in Arkos greentexts cause he is straight in them

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>>10581331

>>10581386
How do you miss the point this badly.

>>10581331
>Bitches
They're mocking the pairing.

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>>10581028
Truth

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>>10581388
Ya just dont give up do you

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>>10581448
I shall aid you brother.

>>10581442
>>10581448
>>10581463
are there any straight greentexts that are actually good?

>>10581386
You're pairing is so shitty that to make it work Pyrrha has to become an entirely different character while Jaune becomes a personalityless anon.

Also why are you trying to bring the gay shit into it?

You were being compared to the Olympian Pyrrha greentexts.

>>10581489
None that are Arkos.

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>>10581499
This has gone way beyond that now, the flood gates are opened. Now be drowned in Arkos!

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>>10581463
>>10580987
>>10580935

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>>10581523

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>>10581529

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>>10581531

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>>10581489
There is only one good Arkos greentext and it is this one right here

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>>10581539
Holy shit, I thought I would never see that ever posted again. Been ages since I wrote that.

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>>10581539

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>>10581489
I'm pretty sure that any given attempt to write a story about romance and relationships has been bad. I doubt ANY pairing has ever bucked this trend even if it's writer believes otherwise.

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>>10581556
I am nothing if not a collector.

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>>10581567

>>10581606
smol and cute!

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>>10581606
Kill it

>the people who write these ooc garbage greentexts are the same people who look down their nose at people who write about OCs

>>10581660
Are they, though?

>>10581660
Honestly not really, it's all about creation in the end. Let your imagination run wild I say, if I don't like it I just leave it be.

>>10580970
Because from the beginning Jaune was seen as the guy who had to reach for Pyrrha and get her because she was the popular hot girl and he was the awkward loser.

They missed out on the fact that Pyrrha was fundamentally a coward when it came to herself and Jaune despite his many flaws was all about his dreams and wants.

So does Jaune as cage fighter make sense? No but in the context of him being happy despite not doing well it fits him. The same with Pyrrha being a depressed but skilled and successful athlete.

Pyrrha is at the end of the day a sad girl who needed Jaune to pick and choose her. Not this You Are Anon bullshit.

>>10581721
People kind of underplay how badly Pyrrha needed Jaune.

>>10582051
How so anon? Like we talking Pyrrha goes insane and winds up in a mental hospital kind of need? Or miserable forever without him need?

>>10582120
Just to be there and make her happy.

Nothing so dramatic.

>>10582134
Ah, Well Pyrrha wasnt exactly gonna let something like that seep through to Jaune. She needed to be the invincible girl after all. I do hope that they address her mentality about that when Jaune and co get to Mistral. Im sure he would have some words to give Pyrrha's mother.

What if Ruby trained Zwei to bark at niggers

>>10582197
what if zwei fucked your mom

>>10580875
Where's the musician version of this?

And how could we make it worse for Pyrrha?

>>10582229
What if I fucked Zwei while he was fucking my mom?

RWBY thread spotted in /co/

>>10582255
There was a musician version?

>>10582365
Yup.

It had Jaune follow the Andy Dwyer path of child's television host while Pyrrha became a rockstar.

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>>10582265
Let's make ourselves at home!

Niggers

>>10583775
Jews

>>10583794
Bad

>>10583794
Catholics

>>10583813
News

>>10583836
Real

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>>10583775
>>10583794
>>10583813
>>10583814
>>10583836
>>10583946
Dolts

>>10583946
Deal

>>10583990
Bolts

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>>10583946
>>10584046

>Your waifu will never give you her dirty laundry

>>10584064
Volts

>>10584176
Colts

Repost me that camp camp.

>>10583990
boob.

>>10584348
>Weiss
>boobs

>>10584332
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/3f8726d3-afa9-4ee7-b7f0-54c607e574f2/index.m3u8

>>10584348
tube

>>10584389

You're so good.

I'm gonna suck your cock.

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>>10584381
Boob

Man all these Greentext suck ass

>>10584442
What is Winter embarrassed for?

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>>10584442
Winter pads her chest!

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>>10584483
No, but Irondaddy did pay for implants.

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>>10584483
Schnee women are just a bunch of flatties.

>>10584483
Nah she got breast implants

What are you guys doing?
I'm jerking off to some gun porn

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jaune is such a cute young boy

>>10584635
thinking about going and getting a sandwich

>>10584635
Writing.

>>10584643
He is so cute and I cant wait for him to end up with Whitley

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>>10584635
im posting on /rwbyg/

>>10584635
wondering why I'm still up when I have work in six hours

>>10584683
Go to sleep. Now
Don't be a slacking nigger

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>>10584643
ftfy

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>>10584735
die
>>10584675
die

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>>10584755
You mean like Pyrrha did

>>10584755
Die? You mean like how Pyrrha died?

>>10584755
>>10584735
>>10584643
what outfits are the ones on the bottom left?

>>10584809
The outfits are from some initial concept art of Jaune. If I had the images, i'd post them.

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Post best ships.

What do your waifu's dirty panties smell like?

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>>10585003
Okay I'll go first

>>10585003
>Jaune and Emerald
Jaune and Mercury makes more sense somehow.

>>10585099
>Mercury cuckolds Emerald

>>10585003
BLEACHED
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>>10585099
Jaune and Mercury at least have liking comic books in common

What is the most complicated fetish in your opinion RWBYg?
In my opinion that award goes to rape
>Have the power to potentially impregnate a woman( power and pregnancy kink satisfied)
>Woman has to live with the memory( whatever kink that is)
>You can hold the woman captive until neither Pills or an Abortion would terminate the baby leaving her three choices, Kill the baby, Kill herself or and this is my favorite. Her raising the rape baby (again whatever kink this is will be satisfied)
>possibility of social stigma and emotional distress for loved ones
>Possible Political/ethnic/religious themes and tones can be incorporated
And a bunch of other shit I'm probably missing

>>10585353
>What is the most complicated fetish
Guro.

>>10585005
a coffee shop

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>>10585353
Castration

>You will never grab your waifu's ass and hold her to your face as you suck an orgasm off of her clit

You know what I find hilarious? The big bad in the Mad Max video game is called Scragulos Scrotus
Sounds like Scraggly Scrotum hehehe

>>10586014
Yeah Mad Max loves their dick jokes

Fury Road had a dude named Rictus Erectus

>>10586113
I knew that
What was the Dwarf's name? The smart one that manned the telescope at the citadel?

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>>10585379
>>10585433
People of fine tastes.

>Ironwood had to look at his own severed limbs and sundered organs laying strewn around him on the battlefield
>He had to taste the fluids of his own entrails as his intestines were sliced apart, and the pressure displacement splattered it onto his face in a fine mist
>He had to feel each of his ribs snap and be carved away
>He had to lay there, helpless, gasping for breath as his one remaining lung filled with blood and began to collapse and drown him

>He can't feel anything on the right side of his body
>He can't have meaningful sex or experience sexual release because he has no genitals and no prostate
>He has to constantly deal with medical upkeep like dialysis and testosterone injections and TPN feeding because he is missing too many critical organs
>All he is able to do now is protect people behind a desk and in short bursts, because he's too dependent on medical technology to go on discrete away missions

His rampant paranoia and distrust of people vs. his aggressive need to protect and save the same people, when the show implies someone close to him might have freaked out and fucking cut him in half, gets me hard.

Though I also subscribe to the theory Ironwood somehow cut himself in half, which would fit more into the Tin Woodman theme, which then gives me a whole new self-harm boner to explore.

Yay guro!

>>10586166
Corpus Colossus

>>10586014
>>10586113
Apparently is name is actually Scaborus and he's actually Joe's third kid
His problem is that he's fucking insane instead of being malformed or retarded

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>>10586194
Ironwoodfriend, you scare me sometimes.

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>>10585831
>C'mon Anon!
>Don't you want to taste your warm, sticky cum mixed with mine, slide down your throat?
>Or don't you want kiss it into my mouth?
>I'd love to taste our love cocktail!
>Wouldn't you?
>I know you want to, it looks too enticing for you to resist.
>Now get your mouth over here and clean me up!

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>>10586267
I swear I'm the most non-violent person in the world and I'm not a serial killer.

As someone who briefly worked with veterans who lost limbs and all recognizable features off their faces and bodies, I'm thankful for fantasy worlds where pain isn't actually real, and where you can twist it into a sexual thrill, and where you can lose half your body and get them replaced by flawlessly functioning robot parts.

It's a cathartic thing, I guess.

I don't actually want anyone to lose their arms and face in a car bomb, ever.

I kinda want Ironwood to lose his mind and another leg, though.

>>10586432
>nervousdoggo.niggerwhatthefuckiswrongwithyou

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>>10586238
>more Jr Detectives

>>10586455
physical therapy and to a lesser extent radiology are not super fun professions

>>10586562
Your still fucking insane. Does causing pain or receiving pain get your rocks off? Or is it just others having pain. Because none of those things are fun.

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>>10586587

>>10586587
Not that anon but really

This the first time you ever heard of Guro? \

>>10586618
No, I just didn't see he specified guro (I see it now). I also wanted to delve into the mind of this madman.

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>>10586609
Can't someone ask a question?

>>10586672
My /pol/-kun senses are tingling.

>>10586686
Juggalo fucker I fear that you need to get your sensors checked

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>>10586686
Have I gone into a fit of posting rage? Not /pol/-kun.

>>10586647
real life =/= anime fetishes, or everyone in this thread would have been arrested by now

>>10586686
>>10586704
Oh! oh! oh!
Juggalo fucker I have joke
Would you like to hear?

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>>10586432
Oh. Crud. Sorry. Wasn't trying to imply anything like that. Since from the conversations I've had with you, you seem quite nice and stuff.

>>10586715
Well duh. I suppose I was asking more of what he would like if it were say a commission or, ugh I hate to say it, Reader X Character

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>>10586724
You are a sweetie and also fine, I just wanted to clarify any red flags that likely went up. No feds at my door over my 2D anime waifu BDSM dungeon, etc.

>>10586716
No one wants to hear joke :(

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>>10586715
Cute gay boy is illegal?

>>10586863
jailbait

go directly to jail

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>>10586741
What do you want from Reader x Character, anon?

>>10586889
He's eighteen officer.

WE

>>10587744
WUZ (double dubs)

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>>10587744
Luv

>>10587753
KANGZ
>>10587755
AND DOUBLE DUBS

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>>10587755
Bois

>>10584483
Actually, she's wearing a minimizer. That's as small as she can get them.

>>10587812
Ironwood lets you shitpost on /trash/ Winter?

Someone get the next thread

Not it

I got next thread

NEW
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>>10588032
>>10588032
>>10588032
NEW
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>>10586587
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BDSM