/npg/ - Neopets general Bori anon gets his plush edition Pre

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first for those shitty gifs

News is out.

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>>10559996
I want this bib for my baby pteri

>>10546133
>Age: 5,428 days
Other pets are 4,102 days and 4,094 days.
>>10553933
Ya gonna fuck it?

>>10560601
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ7s2e7nVx4

>>10561584
das fuckin cute mate

>>10557481

Cute! I had kinda been expecting something like a happy freak out, a squee, "I love it, I love it", etc. but this is cute, too! Art is art anyway!
Also: Ooh! Elise is making a comic?!

>>10561584

Such dedication to her craft! Also, "I'm very interested in making more Neopets in the future.". With that & the mention of commenting which species people think she ought to make plushies of, I'm almost tempted, given that there's plenty of species I wouldn't mind cute plushies of....
But more owning for myself than just seeing, I guess.

>>10561584
Oh my god that's just the cutest, I want to smooch him...

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>>10561893
well attempt to make a comic......
kinda like neopets and alfie. except less porn.

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>>10562185
Oh my god. It's amazing. I've never saved an image so quickly.

Thanks, Elise.

>>10562185
Can I make a suggestion? Make her face a little longer. Humans are different than animals.

>Upycle for 4 days gave me enough NC for another cookie
175 isn't bad, at least i didn't lose
I even made some profit, some of the NP items you can get from it go for around 80+k, and I got one

>>10562898

Congrats, anon! Good luck with whatever you do next!

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>>10562711
>Humans are different than animals.
i cant tell if youre trying to be condescending
but looking at it, you're right. Is this better?

Can someone link the Scrappy Q&A again? I missed it.

>>10563421

No guarantee it's still up, but this may help:

http://www.neopets.com/neoboards/topic.phtml?topic=158834552&next=1

This may also be helpful: http://www.jellyneo.net/index.php?comments=11639

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what did he mean by this

For all of you NC-abled anons, the new Birthday Candles are up

>>10564045
We can assume it's an anon from here that knows bori anon.
Since the post is obviously the creator of the plush, they're taking the piss by namedropping him.
It doesn't actually mean anything other than a call-out. (that 4 others got?)

A Ghostkerchief appears out of nowhere and approaches Pet! RUN AWAY! Wait... no. It just wants to be friends. Looks like a new Petpet is going home with you.

Sweet, free petpet!

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Got restock banned, so I decided to check out the auction house. Ended up bidding on a Maraquan Ixi Morphing Potion for 750k.

This is my first week back in years, since I just got my account unfrozen. How hard is it going to be to sell this?

>>10565618
>This is my first week back in years, since I just got my account unfrozen
Welcome back, anon!

>How hard is it going to be to sell this
Well. that depends
Were there any other people bidding for it?

>>10565672
Yeah, I was in last second bidding with two other people. There were 5 bids overall.

On the trading post the lowest price is 1.1 million. Jellyneo lists the value at 1.8 million (last updated May 28).

http://www.neopets.com/shopping/catalogue/?category=13#
I would kill for a Haunted Woods playset.

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Snow snek slumbers
>Blasted
>No avatar
Just as expected

>>10565704
Eh, well, at least there IS people looking for it
Hope you can make good profit from it

>>10565918

Got some Gummy Snowagers. I already have the Avatar, so it's better than nothing!

>>10561584

>neopets was banned at my school because the library got swamped by people who wanted to play neopets

kek

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>thought about sending comics to the neopian times
>realize i might have to censor them
>mfw i remembered who the fuck even reads the neopian times

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>>10567188

I read the comics and the editorial.

>>10563083
I wasn't trying to be condescending. It was honest constructive criticism. Just a friendly reminder that face proportions are different for a neopet vs a humanoid faerie. That's good.

>>10567384
Yeah no problem, it's hard to tell over the internet and on 4chan even though we're a pretty friendly general. But thanks for pointing it out, I do tend to make faces a bit too squished.
>>10567347
>dammit
Was This Allowed To Be Published

>there is still no Invasion of Meridell remake
JUST

>>10567404

These were simpler, more barbaric times.

Would anyone want to adopt a well(ish) named Skunk Hissi

>>10567188

I read the editorials & the comics, too!

Could be interesting! And what's so necessary that you'd have to censor & also ruin it?
Are you planning to submit dirty jokes?

I think it could go well. What have you to lose? If you're worried about being banned, I doubt you would get that for an unacceptable submission unless you do it way too much.
You could check JN's Editorial Database to find answers about rules.
http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=editorialdb

>>10567750
well
i want there to be titties
and profanity,
although that can be changed
but i can always make 2 versions
my only worry is that it becomes extra edgy because it'll require adult themes
i dont want to stray from the source material,i would just like to dig deeper into the Wonderful World of Anthropomorphic Creatures

Jeran is CUTE

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>>10568062

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>>10567860

2 versions could work. A decent version & a less decent version.

....Erm. Decent as in "not vulgar", not "low quality", IMHO.

Then again, I'm not the artist here, & I bet it might be a bit more work.
Not sure how lewd is too lewd.


Of course, as an alternative to the work of making 2 versions, you could maybe go for a middle ground that may please some by trying to skirt the grounds of what's acceptable in NT Comic art.

Some people might like that less than a decent & indecent version, but still.

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Why isn't there more official art of him over the years? This stuff seems ancient.

>>10568194
Well obviously nudity cant be shown. but im gonna admit my writing isnt very good so im trying to extensively plan out the whole thing. and when i mean adult-themes i mean sexual nudity, violence and what not.
but of course, its a fucking neopets comic and im gonna have fun with it

>>10568257

Well, he is from an old plot.

Also, BFM Plot Comic fix WHEN?! I want to read it!! Well, better than I can, currently.

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>>10568546
Violence is OK as long as it isn't graphic.

Any sort of sexual themes are an automatic no-go, but they might allow Funny Naked People (or Neopets) with convenient censoring. You'd have to bury any sexual stuff under so much subtext that it's barely recognizable. For example, once I had a series published that included two childhood friends who get separated. I'd included a very small amount of romantic tension early in the story, and then reunited them at the finale when they're both older. They went off together and left the other characters behind, and as I was writing it I realized "yeah, they're totally going to fuck," but I didn't actually say anything to imply it.

Tits are actually OK as long as they're just kind of there as part of a character's design and you don't draw attention to them.

Basically, you'll have to bury a lot of stuff if you want to get away with it.

Boop

>>10564005
Thanks

Good morning, /npg/!
Go tell good morning as well to the Snow Snek, maybe you'll get blasted!
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

>Cloud Paint Brush
>Actually fast enough to grab it
Score

>>10571189

>The Snowager moves slightly in its sleep... you decide to run just in case it wakes up!

Dangit.
I actually only stand to gain when I get an item, because I already have the Avatar.
Maybe someday I'll get that Snowager Stained Glass Window. Or Snowager Usuki.... Or Snowager Cupcake. Or Platinum Negg. Or Sloth Negg. Or Mutant Negg. Or Jeweled Negg. Or Diary of an Ice Cruncher

Seriously, some actual treasures among the Snowager's treasure hoarde.

https://items.jellyneo.net/search/?scat[]=26

Bampu

What do you sell your stocks at /npg/? I usually wait for 60, but so many of mine have been reaching 45 and dropping recently that I'm considering taking the less patient route.

>>10571817
I always do 45. Statistically speaking, stocks that hit 45 go back down more often than they go up to 60. 45 is decent guaranteed income.

Has anyone here ever gotten anything from the Deserted Tomb? Because I've been actively doing this shit for a year now and I never get anything.

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>>10572170

Yes, sometimes. I got this recently, for example. You can also win not only Fading Bottled Faeries, but Yellow Codestones, too!
Not super big prizes, but they can be decent, & there's little risk other than damage to your pet.


Also: TURMACULUS IS AWAKE, /NPG/!!

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

>>10572331

>Your neopets are fully healed!

better than a kick in the head I guess

new kink called neoplay where you feed your partner nothing except one cupcake per day and zap them with a taser

Did anyone play the old ps2 game The Darkest Fairy? It's what got me playing neopets way long ago. I always told people regardless of it being a neopets game it had awesome combat and the open world was amazing. I may see if I can get it for the psx emulator. lately I've been going through ps2 games from my childhood. As for neopets I doubt my account is active but I just have recurring memories about my neopets house and the grinding to get 1000 items in the storage box.

>>10573229
I played some of it via emulator a couple of years ago and it was a bit buggy but playable (make savestates often)

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>>10573229
>awesome combat

>>10572957
I love it

>>10573229

I haven't, but I want to play it.

>>10570584
oh no i know i cant submit any of that
im just saying in general.i could just post it to a tumblr

>>10571374
Where'd you get it? The Money Tree or Tarla?

>>10574955
Oh, money tree
Right before I got banned for the day, funny enough
I could've sworn I wrote that

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Since our new chinese overlords fixed the caption contest do you think they'll fix Lenny Conundrum?

>>10576783
I can only hope. This is what I'm waiting for.

Scrappy has said they're thinking about the random contest.

>>10576783
I'd rather have DoN back, or have them fix the broken avatars.

http://www.neopets.com/petlookup.phtml?pet=sweatygirllove
This pet was just on the front page. Nice name, lol.

>>10577712
Second for DoN. Thanks for reminding me to submit that question to the editorial. Maybe if enough of us ask it, Scrappy might respond?

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>8:10

News and the new editorial are out!

Wake up people!

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>>10581605
<angry hissing>

meow

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Everyone is dead.

>>10584619

I'm not. Just not much to talk about tonight, I feel.

I suppose there's the stuff in the editorial. Caption Contest rules & schedule (Submissions close on Sunday, this round's an Avatar round, 1 round every month, Avatar Round every 10 months.)

http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=790

Also, there's a sale on Premium coming up, apparently!

>>10584715
Yeah, I'm tired and don't have much to say atm. Goodnight npg!

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Page 9, Snowager time!

(Guess we fell 9 pages in an hour because it's a weekend evening during summer.)

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>>10585682
Started playing ghoulcatchers to get 50k a day easy money... played it for the first time today, got to level 20 and earned around 20k

It don't work now, it won't go past this screen. RIP the easy money dream?

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>never play neopets as a child
>gf still plays it
>make an account to goof with her
>can't stop playing
help

>>10585881
show us your pets

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>>10585901
I only have the Cocoa Puffs mascot

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>>10585935
Would you like some neofriends?

>>10585779
Aren't you just suppose to play level 1 or 2 over and over?

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>>10586214
yes

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>>10586421
DO NOT refer to /trash/ on neopets.

DO NOT acknowledge that you know people because of another website

DO NOT talk about other websites, except for the OFFICIAL neopets fansites (such as jellyneo).

These are the precautions you must take to prevent yourself and others from being frozen.

Have fun with any new neofriends!

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>>10586421
Your pet's name was enough, I just wanted to be sure before sending a request

Also, >>10586476 is right about all that

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>>10585881
get the fuck off MY SWAMP

>Tied with Von Roo yesterday, offers 2 lvls
>NOPE.png out of there
>Tied with Von Roo again, now for 4 lvls
Should i? That's a few Codestones worth of training, plus the avatar i got last week

>>10587167
DEWIT

>>10587250
>Win with a 6
VERY NAISU
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N
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>>10587260

>>10588071
bump with pictures or your pets

dont just say bump

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>>10588092
wheres YOUR picture

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I almost didn't notice that I got something.

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>>10584715

I've never played the CC before but I'll give it a go next month.

I'm anxiously waiting for the Random Contest to return though.

Also waiting on the premium sale.

>>10585881

That's how they get you.

Who here plays Plushie Tycoon?

I just started and I'm completely failing, but it is very addicting.

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>>10589389
>starting at the end of the month

I used to play but then it went through a phase where fresh starts would go bankrupt for no reason

I have the silver trophy and an avatar, but don't have the time to play it these days

i'll attach my guide

>>10589432
>>starting at the end of the month

I''m just trying to get the system down and read the guides. I restarted 3 times already. I'll play for real next month.

Thanks for the guide!

Sleepy snek

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager2.phtml

>>10590646
>keyring
actual garbage

Is today a good day to bet in Food Club?

>>10592387
every day

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post your pets

>>10592579
Nice pets! I remember when you created Ailmao and painted Beewax! But dont you ever get worried about posting your pets/username here?

>>10592579
Those are some very nice pets!

>>10592616
not really - I don't cheat or anything, and I've never seen anyone here get frozen by way of posting on npg

as long as I don't go on neopets and start posting about /trash/, I'll be fine

>>10592625
thanks!
>tfw room for 6 more pets but no money

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>>10592579
still got the old static crew v:

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>>10592579
Here are mine, their stats are pretty inconsistent and you can see how my Grarrl and Chomby are barely customized but I'm working on that

I dunno, r8 and/or h8

>>10592715
>528 books

love your boris, anon

>>10592720
I like your taste in petpets

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New account is new.

I'm paranoid about account safety, sorry.

>>10592715

Ensign_tammy is fucking cool.

>>10592720

Your Usul is really trippy, I like that wig with the Eventide.

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>>10592720
I like your graarl and usul

>>10592843
>>10592764
Thanks guys!

>>10592941
Damn, that pic is beautiful. You commissioned it right? Can I ask the artist/how much?

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>>10593511
Artist was lostbellchime, they can take a little while but I love their work. I've commissioned them twice, I think they were both about $60 each but they do other stuff which is a bit cheaper if that's more your market

garet didn't put his bets in a chart so i'll have to submit them manually REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>10593681
Cool! I'll check to see if they have a tumblr.

Do you happen to know of any artists who will draw for NP?

Also, bori anon, you seem to have a lot of money (between the 2 commissions and the plush). Do you have a high paying job or something?

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>>10593774
we used to have an artist on npg, Odd, who drew for neopoints

they went quiet a long time ago though

>>10593774
I don't know anyone who will draw for NP, sorry.
Also I commissioned the wraith picture a couple years ago and the desert one a couple months ago. I used my christmas bonus to pay for the plushie, it was about £600 for that.

>>10593774
>>10594069

Man, if I had the time I would try drawing for NP. I need to practice a little but I'm not awful.

Work is killing me though.

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>>10594069
Shame Jean doesn't do neo stuff any more

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ahhhhhHHHHHHHHHHH

>>10594643
Congrats! Do you still need the map?

http://www.neopets.com/donations.phtml
Btw, the Money Tree is full of junk atm. If you dont mind, please help me clear it, thanks!

>>10594774
no, I have the map on three different accounts already

but I have all my neogoals so I stopped zapping

>>10594774
i ate those junk

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

Turmaculus is awake! And with that, I'm off to bed. Feeling kinda sick today, sadly.

>>10595345
good night anon

http://impress.openneo.net/items/75934-Pathway-of-Petals-Background
Pretty new BG!

Speaking of pet art commissions, I stumbled upon this person - neopets.com/~Frediano

Nice.

I understand Neopets anymore, it seems much better when I was 8!

Darn, I forgot the word "don't"

>>10596604
What's confusing you? There are a ton of guides so if you need help with something, let us know!

>>10596756
I would be able to tell easier if it were easier to explain! Last time I was on the website as a kid, there weren't any boring senteces that asked tyou to type stuff!


I remember those sentences used to never exist. I get how they work, you have to type SO MUCH MORE than I remembered it, which was like 7 years ago

It is more boring than it is confusing!

>>10596918
>there weren't any boring senteces that asked tyou to type stuff!

Like?

>>10596987
In the shop, it took me about 5 minutes to figure out what to do! I had to actually type up the amount of money I needed to pay & it felt like a guessing game IF anything else.

elise will draw for items

blease

There was NO definite price, so I had to kep guessing.

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>>10597055
There IS a definite price, it says so right there

>>10597093
Eh, I yhonk I'll quit Neopets, I'm too old for the stuff!

>>10597055
Oh, you're confused about haggling? You can haggle (try entering a lower price for an item) or just pay what they ask. Are you trying to get food for your pet?

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>>10594129
>Still proud of getting lewds from Jean back in the golden age of Neoporn

>>10597204
I don't remember what I was buyin, it has been a month since last time! I think I should just quit!

>>10597809
Cant stop you from quitting, but there are some events coming up that you'll miss out on!

>>10597054
Will she? What kind of items?

>>10598082
i will draw for jazan/tfr crap
annddd neocash stuff from my wishlist
or idk
codestones and dubloons
obv the higher the worth the better the quality
i know my deliveries here vary a lot,but i am doing them from my own time and for free
i never want to charge money because im not that confident enough,but an item or 2 here and there would be ok

>>10598221
Post your wishlist
Or I could offer NC items I snipped from the Money Tree, Upcycle Fortune Cookie fodder, basically
I've gotten good at it

>>10598221
Do you have a tumblr or something I can check out?

>>10598885
http://impress.openneo.net/user/9069-kristen-elise/closet
ignore the faggoty comments,i was 15 when i made it but my taste hadnt changed

fightingviper.tumblr.com

>>10599336
The Xwee Earrings are buyable.
triciasager 1 34,900 NP
turtle_moo 1 34,945 NP
ztarlyknightz 2 34,950 NP
abc0133 1 34,950 NP

>>10599336
So are Lisha's Glasses.
melodicnymph 1 11,500 NP
ztarlyknightz 1 12,175 NP
scoopy405 1 12,195 NP
pegasus1975 1 12,222 NP

>>10599336
Xandra Library BG
asashi 1 18,900 NP
neoncoloredpencils 1 18,950 NP
candycue_1 2 19,000 NP
patches_42 1 19,000 NP

Searching for 'Xandras Cunning Disguise', matching 'Xandras Cunning Disguise'...
No items found. Not on SSW.
Searching for 'Sinking Faerieland Trinket', matching 'Sinking Faerieland Trinket'...
No items found.

School Girl Skirt is expensive but buyable.
mastermom 1 98,800 NP
buy_swap_or_sell 2 98,848 NP
haniffy 1 99,000 NP
____the__matrix____ 1 99,128 NP

>>10599706
>>10599706
>>10599728
well...i mean i dont know why youre telling me this
i know i can buy them..so..

>>10599907
I was SSWing them in case you wanted to grab them. I dont work my SSW to death enough. I want him to suffer.

Remind me, is it again Neopets rules to exchange NP/items for drawings and such?
I remember it being kind of a grey area

>>10600322
As long as you guys never say anything on there how would they know?

>>10600322

Technically, yeah, it kinda is, sadly.

http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=546

Hey, TNT. I'm horrible with HTML and even more horrible with finding someone willing to design a lookup for me. Is it against the rules to pay someone to code a custom lookup? ~username removed

>Yes, you may not purchase art, coding, or other services with Neopoints, items, etc. There are plenty of sites that have premade lookups that you can use to help spruce up your own User Lookup, as well as many helpful sites showing you how to do it yourself. It's a great opportunity to learn something new. :)

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Well, I did it.

Over the course of a week I've used up all of my 1 million neopoints on learning to auction snipe and restock.

I'm a poor, poor man until these pay off (hopefully within a few months).

>>10601824
Good luck, anon
May the NeoShekels roll soon into your pockets

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Snow snek slumbers. Come visit him!

>>10604971
>him
That really activates my almonds, is it a snek girl or a snek boy?
>Blasted
>No avatar
Welp

>>10599336
i'll trade you for that Polka Dot Blouse
http://impress.openneo.net/user/34012-dementia-20/closet

>>10605862
It's a him according to neopedia.

http://www.neopets.com/neopedia.phtml?neopedia_id=22

http://www.neopets.com/pirates/buriedtreasure/buriedtreasure.phtml?229,197
20k

>>10606390
>played 5 minutes ago
Good find, Anon!

>>10606390
Booby

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Hahaha, I got a coconut.

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Guys, I got this restoncking, and there's no one selling on trade or auction, what should I do?

>>10609229
Searching for:

Blue Vandagyre Morphing Potion Get details on this item

Shop Owner Item Stock
Price
iactuary Blue Vandagyre Morphing Potion 1 32,900 NP
videldevil Blue Vandagyre Morphing Potion 1 35,000 NP
itaxerxes Blue Vandagyre Morphing Potion 1 57,500 NP

>>10609267
neocodex?

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>>10609330
shop wizard

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>>10609802

That's a sweet picture.

Hey, could you guys give me your opinion on these wocky designs? Which one looks the best?

>>10610369
The first one.

The second looks a little dopey with the overwhelming yellow.
The fourth looks like it's on a runway/playstage.
The third is almost alright, but I don't think the fire rain helps there.

That first one however looks fantastic.
Perfectly balanced colors. Not too "fake" looking. It just fits in the scene.

>>10610420

Thanks, that really helps!

Yeah, you're right about the fire in 3. I can take that away of course.

I really love the background in 2, but I can't really get it to work with this mutant colour. Oh well.

>>10610369
I agree with the other dude - number one

>>10610655

Thanks anon.

Number 1 it is. Now to get those dark prism mystery capsules.

Turmaculus is awake, Snowager is asleep!

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

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>>10610942
cute

>>10610942

>You carefully walk in and pick up a cool weapon from the pile of treasure!

Jade Slingshot of the Ogrin

>You have awoken the great Turmaculus...
and now your pet is a little stronger thanks to Turmaculus!!!

Lucky day!

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>updating the pet lookups of 16 pets that photobucket ruined with their shenanigans

fuck photobucket

>>10611034

Christ, I'm sorry anon.

I use imgbox now, it's alright.

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ree

>>10612190

kek

Wait, petpets eat Neopets meat?

>>10612223
neopets will eat neopet meat

>>10561584
what a perfect handsome boy

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I just bought the best item for my gallery.

>>10612223
neopets will eat petpets

Ice wyrm is asleep
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

>>10616927
>The Snowager moves slightly in its sleep... you decide to run just in case it wakes up!

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>>10616927
>keychain twice in a row
its shit

>>10616927
>blasted again
>Still no avatar
par for the course

>Barely beat Jetsam Ace
>got a Good Nerkmid
YES
E
S
I feel good

>>10618425
gamble it!

>>10618619
I'll trust you, anon
Give me a combination for the Machine, /npg/

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>>10618701
levers alternating up and down

>>10618787
>levers alternating up and down
How many times?

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>>10618942
twice

>>10618787
>>10618942
>>10618958
>Large Button 3
>small button green
>Pressed 3 times
>Pulled levers twice
>Glowing Paintbrush
Noice!
I mean, it's slightly cheaper than getting another Nerkmid
But at least it wasn't Gross Food

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>>10619111
at least it wasn't a paintbrush TCG or a paintbrush plushie, grats!

the site is moving excruciatingly slow for me today, is it just my internet?

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Almonds activated

>>10620726
That reminds me, link to a shop with Psellia the Air Faerie ? Got me a Light Faerie quest

>>10620828
http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=tranquil_azul&buy_obj_info_id=805&buy_cost_neopoints=1677

>>10621008
danke, anon

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this is as far as it gets and today is supposed to be my 100k spin

help

>>10623018

it's JUST trudy's surprise, too. all the wheels work, games work, etc. I'm stumped.

>>10623018
I remember when my 100k spin was a day away and then the DST change happened. Didn't know it wouldn't let us spin.

Man that sucked.

...
Anyway, good luck.

>>10623018
http://www.neopets.com/preferences.phtml
Not sure if this will work, but try turning it off and on again in your preferences.

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>>10623018

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>>10612868
>>10614941

Well yeah, but petpets were supposed to be innocent and cute....oh well.

>>10626454
Remember that story in the NT about a lupe who wanted to be a chia and when he finally saved up for the potion, his family ate him?

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
If the Snowager just guards his treasure and sleeps, where does he get all that shit?
Is there a cult or something making offerings or something?

Also
>Blasted
>No avatar

>>10626581
http://www.neopets.com/pirates/buriedtreasure/buriedtreasure.phtml?131,254
Yellow Growth
I just keep finding those things

>999 items in SDB
Give me suggestions for item 1000th, /npg/

>>10626893
Stealth PB

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>>10626893

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>>10626930
I'm a kinda-hoarder, anon
Not a NeoJew
If i had that kind of money, i would've bought the Secret Lab set a long time ago
>>10626980
I liked this one
Thanks, Anons!

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>>10626893
>only 999

You are like a little baby

I should probably clean it but who cares

I use >>10627039 as avatar for a reason

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>>10626893
>>10627242

Oh, PLEASE.

The National Neopian gives me a Safety Deposit Box & tons of storage, free of charge, & I USE it, dangit!!


(If you're wondering, I store a lot of Rarity 101 items, including items exclusively from events. I also store high rarity items to prepare for another Charity Corner.)
(Derp. Forgot my image first time around.)

>>10627833
Jesus, anon
Very nice
You're one of those people swimming in NP, i bet

>>10627875

Still under 100 Million, sadly. My goal is to get to 300 Million so I can spin the Wheel of Extravagance every day using only Daily Interest.
It's a slow-building fortune.

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>decide to actually finally price all the shit that's rotting away in my shop inventory
>forty minutes later

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>>10627935
forgot to mention
>only 300k profit
but then dailies reset and I rolled pic related so hooah

http://www.neopets.com/prehistoric/battleground/
AWAKENED WON!
Come claim your Avatar and Theme (if you didn't have them already), as well as your boon!
Not very good boons, except Bank Bribery for you rich pants

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>>10627899

Speaking of Bank Interest.... I'm looking forward to enjoying Bank Bribery thanks to siding with our likely undead, evil & mentally insane, filthy, loli zombie Wocky overlords Lanie & Lillie this round!!

THE AWAKENED WON!!!

Were you smart enough to side with them like I told you to, earlier before, /npg/?

(Although, you may not have the fortune of getting Bank Bribery from them like I did; The Boons are randomized for The Awakened & I'm not quite sure HOW the randomization works.)

Wonder if that makes them the "lol, so random XD *holds up spork*" faction....

But yeah, sorry to bother any of you all. Enjoy your boons if you sided with them & fought 10 fights (IIRC, wins needed specifically.) or enjoy your consolation prize if not.

>>10628078
The boons are actually randomized, could be any boons from the other faction
But they're the same for all winners

>>10628107

Well yeah, I knew that first part, that they can be any Boon. Just wasn't sure if who gets what Boon choices from The Awakened vary from user to user.

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The plushie is worth 3 NP.

>>10628383
But the codestone is worth around 7.5k
So there's that

>>10628383

Admittedly, going by JN's prices, there's only as many exclusive items worth more NP than how many fingers you have on one hand as fingers you have on one hand:
Bone Sceptre, Earth Stone Gem, Golden Geraptiku Talisman, Obsidian Dagger, & Geraptiku Recipes.

You can win some types of Mystery Island Fruit, which may be slightly better, the Fading Bottled Faeries, which are around 700 NP each, & of course, Codestones.

But hey:


>The tomb presents you with quite a challenge over the next few days. Luckily, you've brought plenty of provisions and have cleverly made your way through every trap you've come across. Your mum would be proud.

>Finally, after deciphering all the secrets of the tomb, you're led to the treasure chamber.

>EUREKA!

>You've found it. You've found the treasure of the Lost City of Geraptiku. People you've met once will now be writing to you asking to borrow Neopoints. It's every Neopian's dream.

>You search through the treasure and take back what you can carry.

>Show off your good fortune in Geraptiku. Then laugh all the way to the bank.


....It's not my fault that after around 2 or a few days in the tomb, the stuff you can carry out of the tomb is under 2,500 NP, a rock & a plushie.

Could you help with a The Gelert Diaries ?
Please and Thank you
Imma go sleep now, /npg/

>>10628670

Probably not the cheapest, due to how NC gets its list of users selling an item in their shop, but here you go:

http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=juarturo&buy_obj_info_id=12373&buy_cost_neopoints=1195

Enjoy the +3 DEF, anon!

>>10628703
Danke, anon
This fortune cookie does wonders for my pet's training

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>>10628757

No problem!

Also:
>Page 9

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Snowager's asleep, & now, so am I. Good night for now, /npg/!!

Also, since I'm going to bed, here's a warning in advance that Turmaculus is very likely to be awake in about 4 hours & 40 minutes from now.


Lastly, Tarla IS here today!!
According to the Neoboards, her main prize today is Fiery Snowball, which is priced at 570 NP by JN, 1,397 NP by NC, & 2,500 NP by the 1st shop NC currently lists as selling it.

Tarla will be HERE: http://www.neopets.com/freebies/tarlastoolbar.phtml ...whenever she does show up.
She'll show up for 15 minutes at a time, & during the 1st 3 minutes of those, she'll be giving out her "Main Prize" for today. Which, today, is a Fiery Snowball.

Any given user can only get 1 prize from Tarla per day.

If you'd rather get other stuff from her like possibly books, rare petpets, etc. which may be worth more than a Fiery Snowball, you'll want to catch her after the 1st 3 minutes of 1 of her 15 minute visits has ended.
Watching the Neoboards can help with that.

Tarla's next interval starts at 7:10 AM NST. For now, it isn't possible for her to show up yet.

Good luck, & have a good day, /npg/!!

>>10631661

Oh & I suppose, just to clarify, Tarla's prizes given out after the 1st 3 minutes of any of her 15 minutes are semi-random. There is a sort of (Rarity-range based, I think?) prize pool, with a few item categories, but ultimately, yeah. Not entirely random, but somewhat.

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Fuck off mate

what do wraiths feel like

>>10628078

Sweeeeeet. I got the double scratch card boon. I like scratch cards.

>>10627988

Lucky!

>>10633322

Static electricity.

>>10633322
A migraine given physical form

Turmaculus is NOT awake!! He was scheduled for 11 AM or PM NST today, so that means he's almost guaranteed to be awake in about 11 hours & 50 minutes from now!
That's during the hour that starts after The Snowager's last nap of the Neopian Day today, /npg/!!

Good luck!

I remember reading an article that estimated about 3000 players still played in 2014, are there any numbers for 2017?

>>10634550

I doubt that's right, 3000 wouldn't pay the bills.

>>10626528
Wait what

>>10633322
Pain

>>10633322
You know when your leg falls asleep? It's a weird feeling of pinpricks and needles, but not in an extremely painful way? The best way to describe it is somehow "like the physical feeling of television static"?

Wraiths feel that when you reach in one.

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What's his routine? I wanna get ripped too.

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>accidentally placed a 200,000 bid to pic related
>I fucking won

Welp, according to Jellyneo, it's worth like 400,000 NP

What'd be the best way to sell and at what price?

Since I can't find it at the Shop Wizard and I doubt anyone would pay 999,999 for it

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>>10636822
The shop wizard's max price is 99,999 not 999,999. It looks like all of them on the trading post are priced around 400k (lowest 395k).

You could auction it off for, like, 300-350k and someone will likely buy it in order to resell it. You could also just put it up on the trading post for 390k and be patient for someone to buy it for actual pet purposes. If you aren't after super quick money now, I would go with something like that at the moment.

I'd be willing to take it off your hands for 275k right now if you really want the money fast, but you could totally get more.

>>10636822
eat it

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>>10636908
>The shop wizard's max price is 99,999 not 999,999.

My mistake, I guess selling it in my shop isn't an option then

I'll put it in the Trading post for 390K, it's not like I need the money right now

Thanks for the help Nigel

>>10636910
Only my Grarrl can eat it and he's in the Neolodge right now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>10636951
You should be feeding your Grarrl delicious Money Tree junk!

Wake me up inside

http://www.neopets.com/freebies/tarlastoolbar.phtml

TARLA
JUST CHECKED ON HER
SHE'S DROPPING STUFF ON HER WAY OUT
GO NOW; LESS THAN 12 MINUTES REMAIN

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>>10642406
>one hour and six minutes ago

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>>10636538
hating his father

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

A little over 5 minutes of Snowager time left! Also, as soon as the next hour begins, Turmaculus is almost guaranteed to be awake, /npg/!!

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

>>10645275

God Jazan, it's like you don't even know what being Royalty is all about. Curses and backstabbing are like, half the fun. Don't be such a miserable pussy.

Maybe you should watch some GoT so you learn how proper kings behave.

http://www.neopets.com/worlds/deadlydice.phtml

Do you need to gain levels? Do you need to lose levels?
Count Von Roo can help with that! But he's only awake for about 45 more minutes!

>>10647509

I miss being able to play this, actually. I don't want to lose the avatar ;_;

>>10647591

You only lose it if you lose after tie-ing & choose to roll again.
So if you do tie, just go back to Roo Island & back out.
It's "All or Nothing" & you don't have to go for "All" always.

Just a heads-up! Tarla WILL be here today!!

She'll be HERE when she does show up: http://www.neopets.com/freebies/tarlastoolbar.phtml

However, since she hasn't shown up for this interval yet, her main prize isn't known yet. Wait for a thread on the Neoboards to see what she's giving out & decide if you'd rather go for the Main Prize or a Semi-Random Prize!

The first time Tarla will start being able to show up is:

1:10 AM NST.

If you didn't know, Tarla has 4 intervals that she'll show up once for 15 minutes each during.
She can show up any time between 10 & 45 minutes into the hour.

However, she will not show up during the hours of 12 AM, 6 AM, 6 PM, or 12 PM, NST.

To put it another way, the intervals are:

Interval 1:
1, 2, 3, 4 & 5 AM NST.
Interval 2: 7, 8, 9, 10, & 11 AM NST.
Interval 3:
Same as Interval 1, but in PM.
Interval 4: Same as Interval 2, but in PM.

And again, only once per interval, between 10 & 45 minutes into an hour that she can show up during.

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>Get a reservation at Kelp
>Order food
>Neopet is already bloated
>67,000np
>He eats fucking everything
>no leftovers
>now he's very bloated
RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I got frozen 2 years ago in June 2015 when the word filter got temporarily broken and I memed a little too hard on the neoboards. Think there is any chance of them unfreezing me if I make a ticket or nah?

>>10650463
If you get Tony, you're fucked. He's given up on life and hates everyone

>>10650510

damn tony is still around? I thought with the buyout there may have been a shuffle up of the support team. probably won't bother then.

>>10650510
Tony got me my account back easy when I didn't have my old email addresses (to even know how to get back in). Tony doesn't seem like quite as much of a demonic hellspawn as people make him out to be.

>>10650463

IMHO, there's always hope. Not too familiar, but good luck! Maybe someday you'll be able to return!

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Kinda wanna go for 500 HP next after

>>10653296

Do iiiiiit.

>Decide to get back into Neopets for no good reason.
>These threads are still here.

Damn, I remember when we were on /vg/.

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>>10653351
I have to get a real healer too! I only have the 50hp healing scroll because long ago when I got it my battle pet only had like 120 hp so it was still worth it

>>10653386

Ah, that might get very expensive.

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Sweet merciful fuck, looks like my Food Club bets are paid.

>>10653605

Sweeeet. I never find that much.

>>10653770

I know, and I just got back into playing the game too.

And I should've said half of my bets, my max bet for Food Club is 5922.

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Just bought this from Kauvara for 71111 NP.

This is my first restock that will get me over 500k.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>10654636
Well done

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>>10654636
grats anon

The snek is woke
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

>>10650196
>Kelp
Fuck that place.

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

Turmaculus is awake!

But, perhaps more importantly, this is post #300, so we've probably reached bump limit & it won't bump the thread.
We're also on Page 7.
Could someone make a new general, please?

Hey guys. Someone wants to buy my Cloud Aisha Plushie, but I literally have no idea what it's supposed to be worth. I'm the only person selling one right now, and JN has no price history for it. Any grizzled vets know what it's worth?