ITT: Pokemon Are Real. Universe 2. What does PAR think of Sinjoh?

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>>10546671
It's shit and the one person who lives there is shit.

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>>10546624
"IS MY PRIEST WITHIN THAT DEVICE? IS IT A SOUL GEM?"

>>10546671
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS.

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>>10546671
I think you mean "soon to be Johto"
>>10546658
>"Talking Shiny Charizard"

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>>10546649
>SLAM.
>First thing Dustin does is drag himself out and pull his stun rod out.
"What's wrong with you?"
>>10546671
My head hurts.

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>>10546751
>Oh look, one second apart
"Yes, definitely. I like Lance enough to keep him in my pocket all day erry day."
-Morty

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>>10546547
>same ole song and dance but frankies turn, a ribbon coils around his wrist and slowly makes its way up his arm
"Hehe what's there to freak out about?"
>>10546719
>double pets double the fun
>you get a ribbon and you get a ribbon, everybody gets a ribbon

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>>10546767
"I FUCKING WARNED YOU NOT TO COME HERE, THAT I WANTED TO BE LEFT ALONE!"
>He recalls the dragonite into a pokeball and sends out Leah
"SO NOW YOU CAN EITHER GO THE FUCK AWAY, OR I WILL KNOCK YOUR ASS OUT AND LEAVE YOU IN DISTORTION CITY!"
>In case it isn't clear, Quincy isn't right in the head.

>DISCLAIMER: MY CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES AND DO NOT REFLECT MY ACTUAL OPINIONS
>CAN WE STOP WITH THE FUCKING "EVERYONE THAT INTERACTS WITH ME GETS DROPPED" MEME

MADE IN HEAVEN

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>>10546671
It's a cold, nearly-uninhabited place, allegedly holding ancient Ice-Type populations and desolate ruins. It should be kept that way.

>>10546797
>fairypupper ribbon: 2comfy
>Pet that Sylveon
"I wish more people thought that way."
>>10546719
"No, nothing criminal happened, Stibs. My sister found a picture of somebody smooching a Vaporeon on my 'dex and jumped to the conclusion that suited her needs."

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>>10546782
"GIVE ME THE SOUL GEM DEVICE. I MUST SEE TO MY JUNAAR."

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>>10546752
"...I'll be home soon, I guess."

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>>10546867
>Morty leans away from the Charizard, holding his phone out of reach
"No, it won't work for you."
>>10546896
"急いで、彼は私の電話を欲しい。"

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>>10546814
>Protected NEET is not cut out for being yelled at.
>He cringes and- Uh, nope all of his pokemon will die or are too weak for this.
"What's wrong with you? You're worse than the people in Hoenn!"
>Time to attempt to book it.

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>>10546931
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!? YOU FUCKING INVADE MY HOME AND EXPECT ME TO JUST WELCOME YOU IN AFTER I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY!"
>He watches the NEET try to run away, and sighs, looking back to Pillar Town, and starting the long walk home, next to his Typhlosion

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>>10546719
>Nope, still nothing

>>10546671
Frozen hellhole, may contain a few interesting natural resources amidst the cold, death, ruins and lunatics that call it home.

>>10546797
>At this rate Sylvie will run out of ribbons
>Pets to fulfill a 5 years backlog

>>10546866
"Hell, a mere kiss. You could terrorize all of Kanto with a single action of public affection"

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>>10546930
"WAHT. WHY. I AM A GOD."

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>>10546930
>>10547068
>Creeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak.
"I'm home. Alduin...?"

>>10546671
I can't wait to visit!

>>10546671
Ur mom

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>>10547068
"Because it's a magical device that can only be accessed with a special code."
>>10547082
"Lance, Lance help"

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>>10547082
"THANK ME. FINALLY, SOMEONE THAT RECOGNIZES MY DIVINITY. ARE YOU THE SIZAAN SONAAK THE NAHGAHDINOK CALLS "LANCE"?

>>10547177
"AH, LIKE THE PUZZLE DOORS. I SEE."

>>10547176
kek

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>>10547177
"Relax, enjoy the ride."

>>10547194
"That would be me. Why are you here, norok?"

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>>10547194
"Yes, except this puzzle door only opens if you're me."
>Morty sets the phone back in the drawer were it belongs
>No pocket problems
>>10547288
"Alright, I'll pretend to worship the stoner dragon. Sure thing."
>And he takes a seat on one of the mats.
>It's better than standing, at the very least.

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>>10546996
"Granted, it was a pretty suggestive kiss, but still. She saw what she wanted to see, which was an excuse. I have no doubt that she'll make some halfhearted attempt to get me in trouble here, but I'm equally as confident that it will fail miserably."

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>>10547288
"KROSIS. I KNOW NOT. MUNAX DEZ HAS LEFT ME ADRIFT ON THE WAVES OF TIID."

"HORVUTAH! GRO! BY MY HOKORON, THE FALSE DOVAHKIIN! MY TEETH TO HIS NECK! HER NECK! THEY! DAMN AEDRIC OVERSOUL INCARNATIONS WHY CAN'T THEY PICK JUST ONE."

>>10547383
"THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE KIND OF THING OTAR WOULD HAVE DONE. I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM. SUCH A NICE FELLOW. LOVED CHILDREN. HAD A NACK FOR THE ALCHEMICAL ARTS. BAH. I'M SURE HE'S FINE."

weed

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>>10547387
"Like what, actually trying to pin a murder on you? Committing it herself? She does not seem that determined, spite aside"

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>>10547383
>Lance chuckles.
"He didn't attack you, did he?"

>>10547442
>It should be obvious Lance's dragon is rusty.
>He's ctrl+Fing old documents and his actual use is bad.
>Feel free to call him out on it, he's being lazy.
"Pray, what shall we do to the true dovahkiin, al se taazokaan?"

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>raise chin in hopes of chin scritches and neck pets
>>10546866
"It's funny you mention somebody smooching a vaporeon."
>>10546996
>That's a lot of petting are you sure y/n

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>>10547383
(*Where it belongs)
>>10547442
"Dead is fine. I totally agree."
>>10547625
"Does it count if he attacked my pride"
>Would the dragon be offended by Morty's lack of clothing?
>Let's not wait and find out - Morty removes his scarf and ties it around his waist instead
>It's long enough to work as an incredibly short skirt

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>>10547166
DO NOT.
I WILL START FUCKING THROWING YOU PEOPLE INTO THE OCEAN.

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>>10546671
I'd rather stay away, honestly.
>Post number is amount of cash made from selling things.
>>10547749
What pokemon do you have?

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>>10547794
Not telling.

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>>10547625
"LEIN, NOT JUST TAMRIEL. CLEARLY WE MUST KILL THE HOKORON. TELL ME. WHAT LAND IS THIS? IS THIS THE MANTLE OF THE BRUNIIK OR THE BRONJUN? "

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>>10547584
"I was thinking more along the lines of fake calls to the cops, if she can even find my address. It's more her competency that I doubt than her drive."
>>10547682
>more pets for the pupper.
>Sparklion and zapmouse are curled up together on the couch.
"What's funny about it?"

>>10547813
(whoops)
>>10547713
"HA. YOU DRESS AS A DRAUGER. YOU ARE EAGER TO BEGIN YOUR AHMIK."

>>10547812
(Oh, OOC if someone wants to pick one up: Dragonite and Doublade, I'm holding out hope that the Typhlosion is still around, but if they don't show up soon in a few days consider her open as well.)

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>>10547794
Hello, I've got news. Great news.
1) We are now both JUICE's employees for... whatever business idea he is going for. Either way you should get the funding for the project
2) JUICE gave me the go ahead to begin reverse engineering him. I can assure I'm taking great precautions to not do anything permanent to him.

>>10547682
>Yes, Yes, YES

>>10547823
"Yeah, I have personal reasons to not get too close to cops, or worse, IP"

>>10547682
"And yeah, what's so funny...oh?"

>Meanwhile, a certain Magnemite managed to nestle himself between the electric duo

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>>10547923
>murr softly at the continued combined petting
>>10547823
"Mmm well in the dreams I had my trainer was in a relationship with his vaporeon."

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>>10547812
Fantastic.
>>10547923
Fantastic!
I've come under ownership of a large amount of money. It's high time to get back on my projects.
I'll be happy to see where this goes.
>Time for work

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>>10547713
"I don't know if that holds up in court."
>>10547813
"This is the land of Japan. Far from the wuth golt."

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>>10547923
"I see. I won't inquire any further along those lines, then."
>Consider sake briefly
>>10547947
>Perhaps man was not meant to pet this much.
"Curious... I'd ask Rey about all this, but he's currently dozing with the rest of the crew."

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>>10547865
>Confused stoner sounds
"What's an ahmik"
>You can hear Morty flipping through that book with a speed rare to stoner kind
"Who am I serving, because it's not you"
>>10548016
"No, that's why we curse them instead."

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>>10548075
"Yeah... it was an accident. Not a fatal one but still a pretty ugly one"
>Low key
"Not like she deserved it."

>>10547947
"The same trainer you mentioned had two other pokemon you remembered by name"

>>10548075
>Back to Frankie
"Speaking of which, he told me last night he had something to tell me today. Psychically."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd07JcQcKhw

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>>10548016
"DAMN. WHERE ARE MY ARMIES? TAKE ME TO THE TEMPLE!"

>>10548133
"OF COURSE NOT MEY. YOU SERVE HIN THUR, THE SONAAK."

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>>10548150
"Yeah the one that looked suspiciously like Frankie."
>>10548075
>No man was meant to pet exactly this much
>both petters arm's are lightly coiled with ribbon up to their bicep and it probably feels pretty good the closer to their head it gets.
"Hmm maybe his psychic ability could retrieve some more info on these dreams."

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>>10548133
"Do you want to curse Alduin here?"
>Lance gestures to the dragon.

>>10548193
"The nahgahdinok is going to dur you and the only armies are in a different land."

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>>10548150
"Well, I'm glad you're not on the lam for murder, at least."
>Then, Frankie's jaw drops.
"Rey what? That's... more than a bit unusual for him, psychically reaching out so suddenly. Something's up here..."
>>10548232
>aww yiss. Best pupper gets headpats.
"I suspect he knows far more than he's comfortable letting on. Either that or Val's urged him to keep it low-key..."

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>>10547794
>>10547923
>>10548304
HE HAS A TYPHLOSION, DRAGONITE AND DOUBLADE

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What the hell is going on here.

...And does anyone have any ideas on how to stop an insane government.

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>>10548261
"I don't need to. He'll fuck up his life on his own well enough."
>>10548193
>It takes a lot for him not to make a lewd comment about Lance and servitude right there
"Suuure. And the job of a servant in this sense is...?"

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>>10548428
Take it over yourself.

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>>10548261
"HE WHAT. TAHRODIIS SIVAAS!"

>>10548433
"YOU WOULD CURSE ME?!"

STRUN! BAH! QO!
>Charizard used Inferno!
>only hits on dubs or higher, because the alternative has a chance to fry the Morty

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>>10548447
...

A part of me wants to say that that's a stupid idea.

Another part of me is reminding me that I'm the one with the legendary sky dragon.

...So I'm not sure how stupid that idea actually is in the end.

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>>10548232
"Gonna admit, I have a nagging feeling I heard of Frankie before I met him"
>Rapidly filling up the pets backlog
>Man was meant to break all petting limits
>Fairy magic: probably happening

>>10548304
"As long I keep out of Ferrum, I should be fine"
"Rey has been acting unusual since yesterday then. Told you, Psychic types are mysterious."
>Look towards the sleeping electric duo + MAG
"Adorable, aren't they?"

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>>10548495
"Absolutely adorable. I'm surprised they've adjusted so well to things here, being uprooted the way we were. As for the mystery, well, I believe we'll find out in time."

>Sleepy mrowing from the direction of the sparking snugs squad

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>>10548488
Kidnap the entire E4 and threaten them with hyper beams.

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>>10548574
...Why the e4? Like I've said before, the Hoenn League has no connection with the government.

If it were otherwise, I wouldn't HAVE to take over. I'd already be in a position of power, because I'm champ.

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>>10548570
"Hopefully soon."
"Maybe they were meant to be here...speaking of which, have you felt a 'need' to go to certain places?"

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>>10548602
You can always push to change that.
Like you said, you're the one with a legendary sky dragon.

>>10548602
You don't have to go full coup to throw your weight around, ese.
A few hints to Devon, a few bribes, maybe a threat or two, and you're golden. Worst happens, you can join that crazy hermit in Sinjoh, or fuck off to Orre.

>>10548602
>>10548635
>>10548642
You guys know the Hoenn league votes on this right?
It means a majority of them agree with it.
Have fun having Hoenn appeal to Kanto for help and fucking us over more.

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>>10548495
>>10548304
>Yes indeed fairy magic is likely working as any current stress or worries seem to melt away into growing bliss

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>>10548625
>>10548690
>Frankie pauses before answering.
>Fairy majikk is the primary reason he's calm right now.
"Have you been feeling such urges as well? Castelia City is one of those places for me."

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>>10548465
>One off from dubs
>Sweat
>Was gonna wait for Lance but uh... ye
"Did you not hear what I just said?"
>From his pile of clothing he retrieves a Pokeball
>Out goes Gengar, LVL 90
>Mega Evolving the Gengar, Keystone is the pin on his scarf.
>Perish Song, you get three posts before both you and Gengar are KO'd.
"I'll give you three chances to back down."

>>10548642
>>10548635
...Those are good points. I'll see what I can cook up.

>>10548682
Hoenn league votes on what?
(Ruby is the current Hoenn champion, he'd be a part of the League. If the League had governmental power in Hoenn, he'd be able to establish Daycare reform, which we've already established that he can't do. Therefore, League has no power in Hoenn.)

(This is a point that had already been established, what the hell did you guys do while I was gone.)

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>>10548768
(Ffffffuck)

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>>10548777
>something something payday i am contractually obliged to do this
>back to my hole in the ether now

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>>10548734
"ZUUU UNSLAAD!"
"ZUUUU SINDUGAHVON!"
>Alduin turns his attention away from the traitors, instead taking aim at the Ecruteak Gym itself

YOL TOOR SHUL
>Charizard used Flamethrower!

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>>10548768
>>10548777
(My bad, uh, I'll drop Steven and we can pretend the Hoenn stuff never happened? I wasn't here when that was established, rip.)

>>10548820
(Not him but I don't think dropping the character is necessary)

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>>10548690
>>10548720
>Fairy magic is strong
>But will need a lot of Fairy magic to get Stib to admit to something very well repressed
>Or a few specific triggers
"A few, yeah. Sinnoh at first, leading me to the Iron Works where I got MAG. Felt a need to go to Coronet but didn't go"
"Also felt a a faint pull towards Alola while flying over there, and finally the abandoned radio tower in Virbank"
"Maybe I'll go there tomorrow, train MAG there as well."

>>10548768
>>10548820
(Please, no need to drop characters, this can be patched up)

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>>10548820
(Am him, dropping the character is the opposite of necessary. I was just complaining about the huge plothole that opened.

I'm fine with some sort of canon patch that kept Hoenn in the plot beyond Ruby's stating that he looks down on the plan, although I'd prefer one that kept intact Ruby's saying that the League didn't have power, desu.)

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>>10548816
>We're not in Ecruteak
>This is Lance's house
>Fuckin rip Lance
"That's not good. I mean, I wasn't going to curse you before, but I might now. Two more chances."
>Gengar puts up a Substitute
>Perish counter drops to two.
>>10548820
(You don't have to drop the character dude, could always shift the canon a bit. I don't remember you saying that the League voted on it, so you could always imply the government did it.)

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>>10548883
"Huh. For me it was mainly Castelia and coastal Kalos..."
>sleepy attempts at thinking
"Maybe we can both train tomorrow, assuming that I can turn in my resignation from the soon-to-be old job without all hell breaking loose..."
"But for now, I think I need sleep..."

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>>10548995
>Fairy magic overpowering the strongest of coffees
"None of these places seem related, and hell I know I can't climb a mountain. Though one of my odder and earlier dreams involved a group of people in a cave with a door"
"Hell, I can go with you and see the potential shitstorm from afar. then get MAG to make a few friends."
>Yawn
"I think Sylvie may be a bit too good at calming down."

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>>10548995
>release the pair from the ribbon party
"I wouldn't mind joining in the training if you two were alright with it, gotta stay in shape somehow."
>>10549104
"Calming down is what i do best... among other things."

if dubs everyone has to erp with me
:3

>>10549212
If dubs you erp with me

>>10548898
(Whoops I'm stupid. Guess Lance's house is on fire then. Tell me if I'm going overboard for the sake of a meme or something.)
>The dragon is compleatly ignoring Lance, Morty and the Gengar, too busy kicking holes in the walls, throwing furniture into the fire, and ripping the front door off the hinges to wield as a club

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>>10549258

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>>10549258
>>10549295
(I'll let you know man.)
"Rest in peace Lance's house. I'll give it a funeral later. Last chance before I, a mortal servant, best a god."
>The Mega Gengar Substitute stands between Morty and the Charizard.
>The real Gengar is hidden in Alduin's shadow, preventing escape.
>Perish counter is at one.

>>10549168
"Consider yourself in. Lets go in the afternoon"
>A yawn and a squint
"Which other things?"

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>>10549319
(Drink)

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>>10549316
>Swing Door at Face
>He doesn't really grasp what's happening here
>Just that he's mad and not able to eat souls
"DIE JOOR. FACE THE WRATH OF THE FIRST BORN OF AKATOSH"

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>>10549319
"Just uhhhh things. Things that may or may not be relevant."

>>10549245
if dubs i dont erp with you
if i dont get dubs
;)

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>>10549380
>Longer yawning
"Heh, more secrets. What makes it relevant or not?
"Either way, we should go to bed"

>>10549422
trips you -have to- erp with me and i you

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>>10549356
>You hit the Gengar Substitute, which poofs out of existence
"Alright then, nighty night."
>He returns Gengar to its Pokeball right as the Perish Counter falls to zero.
>Unconscious psuedo-dragon, here we go

>>10549444
well then.
I guess we have to get saucy, then

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>>10549442
>The sylveon stifles a yawn
"Oh this and that but you're right bed sounds good."

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>>10549601
"Another unresolved mystery, for now"
>Nerd status: bed
>Fairydoggo status: carried to the bed as well
"Night, Sylvie"

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>>10549448
>thwack
>you downed the World Eater
>that bossfight always was a letdown desu

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>>10549714
>I'm ashamed to say that I've never gotten that far
>Always got distracted by ten billion side quests
>Morty lets out a Mismagius and Shadow Sneaks himself, Lance, and Alduin outta there
>Not to Ecruteak though, he likes having a gym
>No, they go to the Burned Tower

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>>10549706
"Goodnight Stibium."
>Sylvie gives the nerd some pats and curls up next to him and goes off to snooze land and happy dreams

>>10549552
how you wan do this?

>>10549784
>You're not missing anything
>Without Trainwiz's revamp mod, the whole fight is literally just spamming Clear Skies and then click for ten minuets the forced AI companions do all the work you're basically just there because plot
>Alduin lays on the floor of the Burned Tower, unconscious
>And out of images

>>10549891
well if you're serious..
we can either fug here in this thread
or in the erp thread
also pokemon or trainer

>>10549975
i pref to be pokemon and you can be whatever
mm mf ff?

>>10550101
prefer mf/ff, but, if you're up for mm, i can provide

>>10550163
im pretty fluid so ill let you choose

>>10550101
>>10550163
(Guys do you think you can take this to ERP? I'm not trying to be a jerk it'd just fit better there.)

>>10550211
sure but its not like anything is happening and its like 5am

>>10550209
>>10550211
yeah was bout to suggest that, and it'd give that thread traffic,too.
>>10548083

>>10550293
>>10550297
(have fun lewd nerds)

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>>10549969
>Maybe I'll get the revamp mod or something
>Morty has a genius idea and, instead of camping in the haunted ass tower, dumps the group in Falkner's house/gym
>Greyscale some Charizard images, no one will know the difference
"Faaaalkner. Falkner. Got any snacks?"

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>>10550344
>You gotta get like. Wheels of Lull, Falskaar, and Moonpath to Elsweyr for another 30+ hours of content, the Alduin revamp, all the Unnoffical Patches, Morrowloot, and Cutting Room Floor, to fix balance and bug issues, and Bhruce Hammar, Fyr Manor, and Spellpack for additional memery. Books Books Books is fun if you like lore
>Anyway there's a giant black and red dragon flopped at your feet
>have fun with that

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>>10550344
>Roll to yoink weed

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>>10550344
"Uh, I got some crackers, what's u-

>>10550442
"-why."

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>>10550442
>Ho damn
>Just gonna
>End up with a massive mod collection and brick my pc when I try to play Skyrim
>The best option here is to use the dragon as a couch, which Morty proceeds to do, crossing one leg over the other so no pervs can see up his scarf-skirt
>>10550457
"Hi. Lance's dragon thinks it's a god. It didn't like my """""insolence"""""."
>You can practically hear those air quotes.
>>10550448
"NO!!"
>He makes a cry of protest and reaches for the Gengar, but it's too late - the weed is already gone

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>>10550545
>jokes on u its ur geng
>he stuffs the bag in his mouth like the smug douche he is
>its not like he has a digestive system so uh
>it might come out if you return him

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>>10550545
>dude that's the point
>everyone knows that you're not playing Elder Scrolls right unless you spend three hours just to load up the mods
"Tooooor...."
>The dark not-dragon looks like it's rousing for a second before it's head flops down onto the ground

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>>10550545
>Falkner looks at the flying lizard, then up to Morty
>He does this several times
"It looks dead. What'd you do, Perish Song it in a high school gym?"

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>>10550661
"No."
>A smug grin spreads across his face
"I Perish Song'd it in Lance's house."
>>10550635
>Maybe if I'm lucky I'll have the true Skyrim experience and every loading screen will take three hours
>He pats the dragon a few times and prepares a Pokeball
>>10550583
>My gengy is a traitor
>He knows how much that shit costed
>$800 an ounce and he just swallowed an entire bag
"Gengy please, spit it up. We can't smoke in Falkner's house."

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>>10550745
"...Not surprised somehow. C'mon, help me drag him in. I've still got the flying clinic setup from the 4th of July disaster in the b...

are you not wearing pants?"

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>>10550745
>if you're not blowing out a graphics card every five steps you're doing it wrong
>the most noise you get out of the dragon is a faint wheeze in response to the pats

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>>10550801
>The near nudist casts a quick glance down at his improvised short skirt
"Nope. Made a deal with Cynthia, I can't wear clothes aside from the scarf and headband until Monday."
>>10550853
>Hype
>Can't wait to brick my PC
>Morty hops of his 'throne', making a show of stretching out before grabbing the Charizard by the base of the tail

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>Page 8.

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>Wake up
>Steven got dropped like a hot rock
(JUST)

>>10546671
It is a harsh place, excellent as a training grounds.

>>10552277
Have you ever even been there for training?

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>>10552635
No, I can't say I have, but we've done preliminary examinations of it and it seems perfectly suited for a boot camp!

>>10553256
You say, as all your trainees freeze to death.

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>>10553556
Do you believe we would simply throw them into the wilderness? No, it would be a well built military fort, or perhaps retrofitting one of the many ruins dotting the region!

>>10553568
>Retrofitting ruins
So you'll either get a god to smite your or have ghosts up your ass 24/7

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>>10553583
What proof do you have that either of those will happen?

>>10553976
Okay, fine.
After going through my oh so expansive list of Ruins I've discovered something!
Every location with "Ruins" in its name is either rumored to be home to a Legendary or filled to the fucking brim with Unown!
So yeah, no ghosts up your ass, but there's Unown. I don't know about you, but I'd rather have a ghost than Psychic letters spelling out all my shit talking

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>>10554169
Sounds like an excellent exercise for those being trained at the boot camp!

>>10554249
At best you'll get a swarm of Unown. You know. Those things that fuckstomp the fabric of space time and make radios start screeching out distorted pokemon screaming, At worst you plonk it down on top of Yveltal's winter lodge and get a pissed off demon bird up your ass. I cannot emphasize just how bad of an idea this is.

>>10554249
Getting murdered by a legendary.
Just my kinda boot camp.
Assuming that literally none of the archaeologists stomp your ass into the dirt first.
Last I checked Cynthia really liked her some dusty old ruins, not sure how well she'll take to someone trying to wreck them.

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>>10554249

>>10554418
Saving this

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>Bug noises

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>>10554249
>Something caresses Surge's leg

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>>10555587
.we are literally under attack by kakyoins hair
.someone call the army

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>>10555705
>Something caresses your...
>....
>Solar panel?

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>>10555705
>>10555918
Oh fuck, bring in the Scizors.

>>10555918
LEWD!

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>>10555918
.call the esa
.get me the fuck down
>>10555957
.im too french for this

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>>10555968
>Wiggle suggestively at the anon
>>10555957
>How does one wiggle in an offended matter?
>Because somehow it seems offended
>>10556017
>T o u c h
>Touch

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>>10554418
I have no idea what this message means, but even I can tell that it's not a welcoming one.
>>10555957
Frankie left his 'dex open to TrainerBook. Should I play a prank on him?
Oh, and before it slips my mind, I should warn you that a certain video may have an attempted sequel in the very near future.

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>>10556017
You will have to commit a fashion crime, sorry.

>>10556099
Pls dont.

>>10556122
Go on...
...
Oh fuck

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>>10556099
.fuck
.someone get me my rapier
.hon hon hon
>>10556215
.this is the worst

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>>10556215
>The hair isn't attached to the cherry man head
>It's just sitting there on the floor, moving independently of its master
>It waves at you
>>10556257
>And goes back to suggestively caressing the satellite

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>Bubblebug: Time to go recruiting.
>Go bug some watermons by the beach.

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>>10556680
>Spletted
>'Not by the beach, those ones have trainers
>'Go for the rocky part of the shore'

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>>10556257
This is the worst possible moment for anything

>>10556490
"Pleasedontgetintheserverspleasedontgetintheservers..."

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>>10556490
.hon hon
.silver chariot
.take off your armor and stab this hair
.hon hon
.i have you right where i want you
.didnt you know?
.silver chariot moves faster than light
.hon
>>10556779
.itll be fine
.its like
.meta

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>>10556779
>Extend a single strand of hair towards the servers
>>10556806
>The noodle straightens out and then makes several fencing like motions in your direction

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Did someone say Meta?

Hiya, /par/~?
What Gyms in Kanto are easy? I'm trying to get into Training, but I'm off to a rough start.
Could you help a girl out~?

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>>10557050
Considering the recent regulation changes? All of them. Except, well... Viridian.

>>10557096
Are you sure?
Surge seems like he's a really, really hard guy to get past. I'm not sure if I want a rematch.
Still, I have a... a Ground type will be able to sweep him, right?

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>>10557158
If you know what you're doing, sure.
Doesn't matter if it's a ground type if it doesn't know any ground moves.

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>>10556806
What?

>>10557000
"Ohnoyoudidnt"
>Tackle the hair

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>>10557000
.oh fuck
.uh
>fence hair with solar array
>>10557243
.you heard me
.STAB IT

>>10557050
Depends can I call you charmless?

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>>10557243
>You just
>It's hair
>It slips through your grasp
>I don't know what you expected
>>10557282
>The hair makes a jab at juice's.... fuck he doesn't have a chest
>A jab is made towards the uh... main body segment... before the hair slithers away, its job of keeping thread alive until everyone wakes up finished
>>10557033
>It wiggles suggestively at this guy before it goes though

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>>10557282
I need a knife first
Get knife, stab the hair with a STAB move

>>10557383
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaafuck"

>>10557169
He's got Rollout! That's going to really make Surge's day~!
>>10557377
Um, hang on, where'd you hear that name?
That's my brother's insult! Does he post here? Where'd he run off to?

>>10557469
I remember it from a dream I had decided to test it out. If the name is true... lady don't ever come to Orre.

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>>10557469
You didn't hear this from me but there are badge scalping places you can buy all the Kanto badges from.

>>10557500
Don't they have a register of all badge winners?

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>>10557469
Rollout isn't a...
Nevermind. If you can't figure it out on your own you don't deserve the badge.

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>>10557531
With all the people going through recently? And all the accidents?
No one's been keeping the register up to date.
You need to hurry up though.

>>10557498
Orre? Why would I ever want to go to Orre? Blech.
>>10557500
Hmm... I'll consider that...
>>10557531
>>10557562
I'll look into it if I can't deal with Surge myself.

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(Is it me or is the reboot PAR somehow darker than oldPAR?)
(All this political stuff is absolute die.)

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>>10557383
...L-lewd.

>>10557745
(I wouldn't say darker, oldPAR got a bit nasty sometimes. I agree though I'm not much a fan of the political nonsense.)

(If anything newPar has more morally ambiguous characters)

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Hello. Do any of you have suggestions for staving off narcolepsy?
>>10557896
(I mean... I like it due to the world building that comes with it and the fact that it's not fluff nor dark, but I can see how it's not for everyone. To each their own.)

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>>10557745
( Old!PAR had more clearcut protags and antags. As >>10557829 points out, it wasn't all sunshine. )
( I haven't been running plot-heavy characters for RL reasons, but I'd say that >>10557947 has a point. Surge, for instance, isn't a mustache-twirling villain, but his actions have some of the other characters on edge. )
( Finally, I like that the political stuff is easier to engage with or ignore at your individual discretion than, say, an entire Region kinda exploding. )

>>10558022
Yeah Devon's pharma division is currently working on getting provigil ready for public consumption, supposedly it's a wakefulness agent, you may ask them and they could give you some samples.

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Daily reminder that Kanto is stuck in the past and it's """"""""""""dragons""""""""""""" suck.

>>10558022
(I understand why people enjoy it and everything it brings in tow like the worldbuilding and such, I'm just having a difficult time trying to come up with something to get into this with with all of the everything going on.)

>>10558236
(Ah, I see, Anon. You don't really have to take place in the politcal plots. You could always hop into one of the groups.)
(Like... The water type group or have your character join the robot nerds orrrr... Maybe bug some of the solo characters? Sun, Cynthia, Catilin, Dustbro, Orrefag, etc.)

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>>10558186
Kantonian expat here. Kanto is pretty stuck in the past, but don't please don't hate on Dragonite.
>>10557671
You know, you're a lot less annoying now that you can't legally leave Kanto due to your bail conditions.

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>>10558060
I see. I do not recall any Devon buildings in Unova, but I shall see about contacting someone about this.
Thank you, anon.
>>10558186
Can something without cheeks actually generate suction, Cynthia?
>>10558236
(Ah, well... We're always here if you need some help figuring something out, anon.)
>>10558266
(Sun isn't actually a solo character, but he's still open for bugging.)
(All of mine are, actually, so uh... If there's a character of mine that interests you guys feel free to bug them.)

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>>10558299
It's literally what they based Barney off of.
>>10558303
A vacuum.

>>10558266
(It's not so much that I want to take place in it as much as I don't quite know what to do with all the weirdness around it. None of the groups really... interest me right now? That and the water guys have tons of people as is and I don't really think I would contribute much to the robo nerds. Just really not sure what to do in general.)

>>10558303
(Thanks mate. I'll probably figure something out eventually.)

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>>10558329
Touche. I have been bested in the art of snark.
I suppose this means I now owe Grimsley $20.
If he notices at all.
To be fair though, it can be said that a vacuum 'sucks' less than many of Kanto's 'Dragon' Pokemon.

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>>10558329
>>10558440
...Okay, I'll concede that Unova and Sinnoh have cooler Dragons.

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>>10558440
I am the snarkiest, its me.
I vote from now on we call them pseudo-flying types.
All for?
>>10558547
If you ever need a Garchomp I'm your lady.
Mmmm... You seem more like a Bagon guy to me.

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>>10558577
Aye.

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>>10558577
I was under the impression that all of Kanto's dragons were Flying Types anyway?
I will agree to this vote, but....
I vote we change Lance's title to "Bird Master".
>>10558547
Hmmm... What is it everyone says?
Damn right.
I still await the discovery of a Dragon/Psychic that isn't a Lati.
... or for the discovery of a Lati population in Unova.
>>10558627
Hello, Diantha.
How has your day been?

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reminder that hoenn is falling apart and you cant stop it

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>>10558577
Thanks. If I'm ever in the Region, I'll drop by for a visit. I'd be concerned about the big guy mistaking the Alolan Raichu on my team for a snack, though, heh heh.
Hmm... Not sure if a Flygon would be a better option.

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>>10558627
Niiiiice.
How you been?
>>10558650
Aye. Definitely.
What are we going to change Falkner to?
>>10558768
Flygon is pretty good. Grab yourself a Trapinch in the nearest desert or talk to a breeder and you'll be set.

>>10558756
Still beats being in Kanto, ese, and neither of them is going full Orre for a while.
>>10558627
Status report, ma'am, that damn Zoroark from earlier is still at large. I'll keep looking.

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>>10558650
Exhausting. Trying to figure out how to manage resources.
Yours?
>>10558801
Tired to say the least.
You're well I assume?
>>10558805
If you can't get a lead on it I'll be happy to give you 100,000P for your work.

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>>10558801
Bird Master Jr.
Alternatively, we call Lance Birdman and Falkner can be Robin.
>>10558871
Attempting to figure out how to manage my narcolepsy.
... and how exactly Grimsley got shot in the rear with an arrow.

>Sneakanon: Grab your shitty level 40 Alakazam.
>Rollan to sneak into the Kanto League.

>>10558871
I have a last known location. I estimate I'm just under a day behind this thing, but I don't think he knows he's being tracked...
>Orrean Thug: rollin' for Successful Tracking.
( Question: is the prankster Zoroark dude who impersonated Diantha still around? I don't want to have Orrean Thuganon catch up if the character's still being played. )

>>10559051
(Nah I dropped it after Dianthia got picked up. Feel free to say he's laying low in some trashy house in Lumoise.)

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>Nerd: get on with the planned after work stuff

>>10558650
At least Psychic/Dragon exists. Steel/Dragon is the stuff of legends.

>>10558385
(You don't have to join a group, nor stick to one)

>>10558995
>roll to rape anon

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>>10559080
>Steel/Dragon is the stuff of legends.
...That's genius! I can see it now!
Hold on.

>>10559098
Harder daddy

>>10558995
>Not sure if you wanted to DM this yourself and were just showing the thread the roll or no
>So if you were just showing us the roll feel free to ignore this
>You fail to sneak into the League and get tossed into Victory Road almost immediately.

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hung bug dick

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>Nerd: close to home
>Gotta hurry up for the travel to Virbank and back
>>10559106
Got a theory to emulate Dragon typing? I've got one for physical Dragon attacks.

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>>10559475
I'd be happy to hear your theory. I'm going to look into battles and see if I can talk to one of the dragon specialists.

>>10559072
( Coolio. )
>Orrean Thuganon sticks out in Kalos.
>Rolling to track this darn fox...

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>>10559378
big
thicc
ovipositors

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>>10559599
Equal parts viciousness and the materials in dragon teeth and claws. Would still ask a specialist though...isn't there a dragon gym in Opelucid?

>>10559692
>>10559378
>Sipp

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>>10559692
>ovipositors
Okay that's one good thing about bugs.

>>10559378
is it?

>>10558756
why?

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>>10559798
Hmm... Interesting! I'll talk with the leader first and some others.
Thank you for your help Mr. Stibium.

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>>10559805
Nice, you are still alive.

>>10559845
The AI side is going slowly, but surely.
Who would have thought that a satellite from the 60s would have the space for an AI this heavy.

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>Quincy sits in his tower, watching the fire as usual
>rolling to see if he made any training progress today

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>Scary Sinnoh boi gave Dusty some motivation.
>Rolling for training on team.

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>>10560501
>No luck today either
>cursed to be at level 72 and alone forever
>yes, alone, his pokemon don't count, Leah stopped talking to him and so did his swords, and Xem has been silent the entire time

>>10560501
>>10560636
>CRACK
>CRACK
>Kzzzt.
>It sounds like a pissed off electric type is outside.

>>10560759
(uh, sorry dude, they're not in the same town anymore, Quincy kinda scared dusty off)

>>10560770
(sidenote: please don't take that as a sign to fuck off, it's not)

>>10560770
>>10560779
(I'm replying to Quincy my duder. Were eeeeither of those (You)s for Dusty?)

>>10560811
(and it's at this point that I realize I made an ass of myself, fuck)

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>>10560759
>Quincy sighs, motioning for his pokemon to follow him as he goes to check outside
"I swear to Arceus, I never should have mentioned where I was."

>>10560823
(Youre fine, go ahead and reply with quincy.)

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>>10560837
>Is that a pokemon?
>Who knows, either way it's trying to stick it's plug into one of the sigils.

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>>10560856
>Quincy's eyes widen in recognition, a memory of a dream flashing through his mind
>This thing's high voltage, just touching it almost killed... what was that pokemon he had with him?
>Point is, do not touch, bad juju
"...Go away"

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>>10560885
"Kitreee?"
>No hablo ingles.
>The freakishly tall pokemon turns to face Quincy, tilting it's head to one side.

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>Why is Falkner sleeping on the floor and not one of those mats?
>Morty has no idea, but he's gonna fiddle with Falkner's hair anyway
>Gotta uncover the secret of the hidden right eye

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>>10560919
"...Fine then, if you can't understand words, you'll understand force. Xem, outrage"
>assuming the UB is level 100:
>252+ Atk Choice Band Dragonite Outrage vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Xurkitree: 225-265 (73.2 - 86.3%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>>10561128
>Shadows dance in the corners, stretching out in tendrils from one of the far corners.

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>>10561247
>Fuk.
>UB portal outie.

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>>10561292
>Quincy rubs Xem between the shoulders, smiling to himself
"Good job, thanks."
>They go back inside and continue to hang around the fire/eat dinner

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>>10560391
Yeah for now! I still feel like trash though. I thought my friends had more faith in me.

>>10561352
>The shadows of the room are higher today.
>You swear you can feel something watching.

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>>10561248
>He's not paying close attention right now, so he assumes it's just his Gengar
"Hellooo, did you bring back anything good?"

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>>10561405
>Quincy notices
"If you understand english, fuck off, if you don't, then what the fuck ever I guess, we'll thrash you like that weird electric thing."

>>10561446
>The shadows shift and move, observing.
>>10561548
>You swear you can hear japanese come from the shadows.
"何でも"

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>>10561580
>For once, a character that actually understands the language
"遠ざかり、侵入者."

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>Plans: delayed
>Idly watch MAG zap the local birds

>>10561374
That seems to be a recurring theme as of lately, being abandoned by those you cared about.

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>>10561580
>Morty pauses in his thorough examination of Falkner's hair to observe the shadows back
>They can't be any of the Pokemon he brought with him - none of those are quiet
"Hmmm, we haven't met before."

>>10561673
>A voice seeps out of the darkness.
"侵入者"

>>10561631
>The tendrils of the shadows shift outward.
>You can hear the sound of birds.
>Then
>Electricity cuts the noise out.
>Japanese shifts back through.
"私たちは以前に会っていない"

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>>10561696
"そして私はあなたに会いたくない。離れてください."

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>>10561696
>Oh, it's speaking his native tongue.
>Better respond in kind.
"技術的に。"
>A nonchalant shrug is given.
>He figures the shadow will see him and know he's talking to it regardless of where he looks, so Morty returns to smoothing out Falkner's hair
"私はこの家に入る許可を受けなかった。"
"そう、私は侵略者です。"

>>10561876
>The shadows shift, continuing to observe.
"離れてください."

>>10561738
>You can hear something quiet come from the shadows, before the voice resumes.
"..."
"私はこの家に入る許可を受けなかった。"

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>>10561942
"正解、あなたには許可がないので、放置してください。"

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>>10561942
>It's an entitled ghost.
>Morty huffs and arcs his brows at the wall - those were always a pain to deal with.
"これはあなたの家ではありません、あなたは誰が滞在するか決めることはありません。"

>>10562035
>Grumbles come from the shadow, light peeking through strangely enough.
"あなたには許可がないので、放置してください。"
>>10562030
"これはあなたの家ではありません、"
>The sentence seems to cut abruptly, the shadow in the corner seeming to expand slightly.

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>>10562086
>I'm going to write the stuff in English since there's no language barrier between these two
>He's still speaking Japanese though
"Sorry, you aren't the head of this household. If Hayato tells me to leave I will, but until then I'm staying."

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>>10562086
>alright I'm just gonna say things in english but yes he's still speaking japanese
"Too bad, you didn't make a complaint three years ago, when you had the chance. Now it's mine, unless you want to fight me for it, get the fuck out and leave me alone."

>>10562223
>The shadow shifts again...
"get the fuck out and leave me alone."

>>10562240
>The japanese voice rings back through as the shadows expand, consuming a larger area.
"Sorry, you aren't the head of this household. -I'm staying."

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>>10562305
"No. If you have a problem with me take it up with Hayato."
>To emphasize his point Morty stretches out on the floor, using Falkner's stomach as a pillow.
"Am I going to have to banish you?"

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'Sup, /par/.
I quit my job today. I feel fucking liberated.
No more idiot PokeMart customers, no more fume-huffing employees, no more Adderall-fuelled managers!
If you want to ask a now-former PokeMart employee anything, go ahead.
Otherwise, I need advice on Ground-Type Pokemon. My team's mono-Electric right now, so it's a real jump into the unknown for me.

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>>10562370
They can't handle water, so any baths need to be done with dirt or mud.
Most are fairly dirty Pokemon by nature, so do expect to have to clean often.
Ground types need to be kept warm to be comfortable, so be sure to keep them away from your air conditioning units.
They should be safe to interact with your Electric types, as they won't take damage from their discharges. However, make certain the dirt and mud from your Ground Type doesn't clog the Electric Type's fur, otherwise they will lose conductive abilities.

>>10562370
Basically what lettuce head here >>10562439
said.
Especially the part about dirt, hope you don't live anywhere fancy.

>>10562439
>snug a lettuce

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>>10562305
"Oh really, you think I'll just let you stay? Oathkeeper, Shadow Sneak"
>I'm making assumptions left and right here, feel free to correct me
>vs level 100 gengar
>252+ Atk Doublade Shadow Sneak vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Gengar: 102-120 (38.9 - 45.8%) -- guaranteed 3HKO

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>>10562439
>Meanwhile, in a few bushes nearby
"...ooooorb..."

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>>10562366
>The darkness shifts...
"...Oh really, you think I'll just let you stay?"

>>10562687
>You connect with the inky blackness and it shifts away.
>...
>The darkness spits bones onto the floor...
"Am I going to have to banish you?"

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>>10562439
>>10562663
So, no water, no cold places, and expect to be cleaning both home and the rest of the team more than before? Got it.
Thank you very much.

>>10562765
I thought that picture was of a statue

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>>10562665
>The lettuce jumps and flinches a bit
"Er.... Hello?"
>>10562728
>Lettuce hasn't noticed you yet
>>10562765
You're welcome, good luck with your new teammate. Do you have a species planned?

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>>10562757
"..."
>click
"You're not a ghost, you're a monster. XEM! OUTRAGE!"

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>>10562757
"Yes, actually."
>He huffs and squints at the shadow.
"If you're going to stay try to at least get along."

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>>10562813
>Grass monkey has his eyes fixated on N's necklace.
"Orb...orb..."
>Broccohead is readying to leap for the necklace
>Rolling leap attempt

>>10562893
>The shadow makes itself taller, the tendrils crawling across the corner.
"You're- -a ghost."

>>10562845
>You hit it again and the shadows leave the corner.
"Yes, actually."
>The shadows crawl from the couch, starting to cover it in darkness.

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>>10562806
Sorry about that. If there's one bad habit I've picked up from family, it's using filters on my pics.
>>10562813
I've been giving it some thought, and got down to three choices: Sandshrew, Cubone, and Trapinch.
That said, I'm having second thoughts, given that I'm currently living in Castelia. Not much in the way of good digging spots.

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>>10562965
>Monkey obsessed with balls managed to cling to N's shirt for all of a second before falling to the ground, orbless

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>>10562965
>You get a light warning shock from Zekrom
>Not much stronger than static
"Why are you leaping at me, exactly...?"
>>10562967
Hm... There is a park in the center of Castelia, but you may have to go through the sewer systems to get to it.
It's a beautiful place, I myself found it worth it.
As far as I know it's the only place to find wild Eevee in Unova.

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>>10562966
"OATHKEEPER, SHADOW SNEAK!"

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>>10562966
"Someday, but not yet."
>He keeps his eyes on the shadow, trying to figure out which ghost type it may be