/sug/ - Steven Universe General IT'S JASPER TIME Editi

Jasper singing Careless Whisper to Lapis when?

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THIS IS KANGAROO COURT

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>>10543873

onion is yellow diamond

~41 hours til the panel

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Gems should sit around all day doing nothing

>>10543982
You should kill yourself.

what if lapis flew into the sun

>>10543953
Where will the stream be?

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>>10544004
One day, but today's not the day.

>>10543873
Stop making threads when the old one is on page nine.

>>10543873
POST L E A K S
O
S
T L E A K S

>>10544046
Are you pretty?

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I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
I GRAB MY DICK AND BEAT IT
I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

>>10544079
No.

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Jasper deserves ___

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Power went out.
I was in survival mode, getting my emergency water upstairs to the bathroom so I could wash my face in the morning before work.
Power is back now.

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>>10544101

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ENVY

>>10544101
a rough and humiliating year long rape under the ocean

>>10544012
She would use her powers to block out the sun and cause an ice age.

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>>10544101
a whipping

>>10544101
Pain.

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>>10544128
I feel u dawg

>>10543982
You should sit around all day and do nothing with me

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SHE'S SO

>>10544101
Hugging and comforting

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P-PLEASE GUYS I'M GETTING DESPERATE. LOOK 20,000 BIG MACS PLEASE I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND

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>>10544101
BRATS

>>10544175
big mac machine broke

I don't know why but ruby is like my favorite gem.

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>>10544166
M O S Q U I T O

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>>10544185

>>10544186
psst. you're a pedo

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>>10544134

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Connie is for ___

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Why is Peridot so fucking baste

>>10544101
A worthy opponent.

>>10544162
Posting on /sug/ is basically doing that already.

>>10544224
Bait used to catch pedos like you

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pop

>>10544257
meh

I just found out that Katwood will now have a SU podcast now with her first guests being Rebecca and Steven Sugar

>>10544239
Very true

>>10544287
who?

>>10544287
welcome to 4 hours ago

>>10544101
death

Does anyone have the Scribble drawing of Pearl and Peridot kickboxing?

>>10544287
Yeah and she'll only ask her meme questions like "what's your favorite SU meme" or "what is your opinion on shipping" rather than real interesting questions.

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Anyone up for a Stellaris Homeworld mod?

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What will reunited be about?

Sugar was found dead this evening in her bedroom.

>>10544315
you know who drew it and what it is. get it yourself faggot.

>>10544329
What's Stellaris? Is it a space exploration game?

>>10544331
Steven reunites with the CG and talks to townies for 22 minutes.

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how's your evening going, everyone?

>>10544297
The guy and that one lady, you know?

>>10544350
Space empire game for people with 115 and above IQ so don't fucking touch it

>>10544350
For a simplified explanation, it's like Civilization, but in space.

>>10544343
He's got a lot of images to sort through, faggot.

>>10544331
The purification of the human race. i.e. gassing kikes, niggers, spics and so forth.

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>>10544382
The only limits are those imposed on the self, don't be so self-defeating Anon.

>>10544382
Oh, I can touch it then. I just had my IQ test recently.
>>10544385
Ah, gotcha.

>>10544331
5 minutes of steven explaining what happened, 2 minutes of the gems reacting to it, then the other 15 minutes is steven doing mundane tasks around the town

>>10544382
So you can't touch it either.

>>10544387
boo hoo

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>>10544331
Captcha is being a real bitch today. The selection options take forever to reload. It's like Hiro is trying to put squeeze on us to get us to give him the shekels for a 4chan gold pass.

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I want Malachite to crush me under her foot hand, but I don't have the image anymore
Have a Porl instead

>>10544325
Obviously. I certainly hope sue proves us wrong. I bet you if the Sugars don't respond to "Pearl's Secret Rap career" or anything made by her, she'll get upset.

>>10544442
>The selection options take forever to reload
Yeah, I have to click on street signs 6 times before posting on my phone.
I just changed to legacy captcha

>>10544462
*she
Whoops

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>>10544424
>anon pointed out the fact that task A is hard, better imply he is crying and hope he gets bored of me and doesn't call me out

>>10544481
got that image yet?

>>10544462
Memesters were a mistake. An official podcast is cool though so I hope it doesn't end up dumb.

>>10544101
A redemption arc.

>>10544495
The average of all the digits in your post number is 4.

>>10544331
Steven is playing at the beach with Lapis, Peridot, and Pumpkin.
A ship lands on the beach. They all get ready to fight, but Lars steps out, scarred and bearded.
When he sees Steven having fun, he gets mad and asks Steven where he was all those years.
Steven informs Lars that it's only been a week since he left him on Homeworld. Lars insists that it's been thousands of years.
Peridot explains that White Diamond can dilate time, and likely did so as a plan to completely cut Rose off from her allies and destroy her hope of ever being rescued.
Lars spends the rest of the episode reuniting with his friends and family, who barely had a chance to process the fact that he was gone, and trying to readjust to life on Earth and learn how to eat and sleep and stuff again.

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>>10544454
Endgame is perma Malachite saving the watermelon Stevens from their ruined island, flying them across the globe in an adventure to find them a new home, and remaining with them as their watermelon protector.

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>>10544551

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>>10544287
Why does she of all people get to do these thing
Im so jealous

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pearlfect

big

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>>10543873
I think you mean JAZZper Time!!

>>10544462
Shes probably friends with sugar by now since she works for her to
Im sure sugar loves her editing

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What's /sug/ favorite movie?

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Managed to fix the background, what do you guys think? also what the fuck is up with the captcha tonight?

>>10544644
The Room

>>10544644
I don't actually remember.

>>10544331
Its going to be a letdown like gem harvest

>>10544648
That's a lot of piss.

>>10544648
The gradient sky don't fit the rest of the drawing. Just use a solid color

>>10544648
It may be of personal taste, but I find the sand and the sky to be out of place for each other.

>>10544644
It depends on the genre.

>>10544533
Yeah. Like, it's okay to talk and be funny, but from what I've seen from her, it's just unfunny stuff. Again, I hope she proves us wrong

>>10544585
Tang and Lauren truly have complete mastery of Pearl's character.

>>10544644
The Naked Gun

>>10544331
Exposition about what happened on Earth while Steven was away. It's begging to be one long flashback episode.

>>10544648
Looks lovely!

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Gems should get fucking drunk

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pearlfection

>>10544467
>I just changed to legacy captcha
You can do that?

>>10544718
poopfection

>>10544644
Megamind.

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I wonder if we'll ever get a story explaining exactly why Pearl think's she is defective. The furthest back we've seen Pearl is as self-confident as she's ever been.

>>10544667
>>10544677
how so, is the sand too yellow then?

>>10544668
I've been trying to figure out a way to do backgrounds so i've been experimenting. Im guessing more detailed art would use the gradient sky?

>>10544731
Go to settings on the top right

>>10544759
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zSCZYKGRUh

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>>10544644
Right now Damage-It Dan or Spirited Away, I like weird adventures. Also >>10544734

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Made of love

>>10544756
The sky looks more akin to the backdrop of a photo shoot than that of a actual sky.

>>10544759
cringe

>>10544287
oh, for some reason I thought it was going to be Rebecca every time. Now I'm a little less enthused, but I'm hoping she'll pry some decent info out of Rebecca. She seemed nervous and kinda awkward in that podcast preview.

>>10544789
If it weren't for her whole "Shattering the Elites" thing, Bismuth would be a pretty good bro.

>>10544759
I had a panic attack once a decade ago. A year ago I would have given anything for a panic attack I was so apathetic to everything. Now I'm good though.

>>10544644
I recently enjoyed Fantastic Mr. Fox.

>>10544382
>being this proud of average IQ

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>>10544711
I don't think so, tim.

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>>10544777
I'm scared to check what this is

>>10544759
>ywn give Pearl a hug
this hurts

>>10544644
live-action at the moment: Baby Driver or Guardians of The Galaxy 2
animated at the moment: The Cat Returns

>>10544644
Apocalypse Now

>>10544777
thanks I'm deaf now

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>>10544794
Ah I get ya, anyways heres the plain image by itself with out the background.

>>10544835
It's his greatest accomplishment, don't take this from him.

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>>10544783
>Spirited Away
fucking SAME it's so goddamn beautiful and it's probably one of the best things I've ever fucking watched ever

>>10544860
>I'm scared to check what this is
Someone having a panic attack, I guess.

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>>10544835
>getting that implication from anon's post
>thinking 115 is average

>>10544888
Any retard from a suburban household can get that. Start bragging when you get at least 130.

>>10544888
>anon's
Be honest with yourself, don't pretend anyone else cares enough to defend your post.

>>10544756
Tbe blush looks kinda messy, maybe a bit lighter? Looks harsh

>>10544906
Isn't 100 considered the average?

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>>10544644
I'm looking forward to seeing Valerian, I first saw the trailer in front of Lego Batman and it looks fucking epic and it earns a lot of points in my book for using a Beatles song in the trailer

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hey guys

>>10544949
Imposter!

>>10544935
Around 90-110 is average.

Reminder that Indexer is small time

>>>/qa/1467797

>>10544949
Something seems off about this peridoodle

>>10544949
Ha! Funny meme

>>10544585
>>10544690
Kek

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>>10544906
>>10544919
This is the simplest statistical concept imaginable. 100 IQ is by definition average. 114 is exactly one standard deviation ABOVE AVERAGE. And no, I'm not that anon.

Anon wasn't even saying he was smart, by your own admission. He was simply saying Stellaris wasn't for exceedingly dumb people. Not that there is anything that wrong with being dumb. The world needs dumb people too. Just look at Lapis.

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before quartzmilk

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>>10544949
something's afoot here

fart

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>>10545002
After quartzmilk

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>>10545002
>>10545021

>>10544984
wow rood

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>>10544972
>going to /qa/ with this question
They hate su more than /co/

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>>10544964
>>10545011
>>10544977
yea h-hey guys it's me

>>10545011
I wanna see that comic again

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>>10545021
We all need to drink quartzmilk at least twice a day

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>>10545056

>>10545056
I want you to leave

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I'M POSTING AS FOUR DIFFERENT PEOPLE, FIND OUT WHO TODAY

>>10545083
Every single retard in the thread.

>>10545083
Pearl.

>>10545083
Shut up, Alpharius.

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Today we celebrate "Pearl: The Musical" the episode that came out this time last year
Appreciate it everyone!

>>10545145
>celebrate
>Pearl
Fuck no.

>>10545151
This.

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>>10545145
Fuck off, the whole problem is the fact it was exclusive only one terrible gem.

https://twitter.com/ianjq/status/887824106783096832

>>10545151
it will be a national holiday when Rebecca receives her emmy award

>>10545151
>>10545169
>>10545175
>memegem fags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcXov4UQgrk&t=355s

>>10545197
Sapphirefag, and fuck off even if you use this info against me, it doesn't matter who is bashing you, Pearl is terrible and didn't deserve to steal that from Garnet, Amethyst, Lapis, OR Peridot.
They all deserved songs, not that overused KEK.

>>10545145
I actually like that episode. I found it more entertaining than the townie episodes.

>>10545197
...Is Garnet a meme?

>>10545145
ew

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>>10545151
>>10545169
>>10545175
You people are all so ungrateful for this national treasure that Rebecca bestowed upon us
>>10545192
This guy gets it

>>10545180
Why would Sega do this?

>>10545197
>memegem
>>>/reddit/

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Why does everyone hate Pearl now whaybthe fuck?

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>>10545151
>>10545175
It would've been a good episode if the development actually stuck, but nah. It was all style and no substance.

>>10545226
I liked it as a Greg episode
More Greg is always good for me!

>>10545241
Why should I be grateful of something overused?

>>10545258
>Now
Jesus Pearlfags are in delusional tiers only rivaled by Jasperfags.

>>10545266
All her episodes are terrible, I bet she still wants Rose.

>>10545266
The development stuck. remember that scene in gem harvest? Or the beggining and end in the last flashback episode?

>>10545197
>someone hates pearl
>better call them a memefag
Pearlfag cuck logic.

>>10545258
people only like Pearl when she's beaten bloody and broken into the ground

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>>10545296

>>10545258
Pearl is one of my favorites. Pearlfags deserve to be gassed and then hanged.

>>10545273
SU needs more Greg episodes, srsly.

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>>10545304

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>>10545073
>this episode just came on after you posted

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>>10545238
APPRECIATE IT!

>>10545319
I hope TTG beats it. Which it will.

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big
fat
lap
tats

>>10545311
Greg actually doesn't get much focus or development I realize. There was House Guest but that was awful and kinda OOC. Sugar should fix that.

>>10545357
Which fetish is this?

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>>10545284
BE GRATEFUL

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>>10545332
How dare you
Itll lose because you didnt appreciate it enough

>>10545383
limbless gems

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>>10544555
White diamond having time powers, ESPECIALLY the time freeze, has got to be canon.

>>10545359
He gets little development throughout
Just doesnt get episodes dedicated to him

>>10545418
desu I forgot to even vote for it

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>>10545444
Actually same

>>10545387
She is a cuck and a THOT. No.

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>>10545145
Did they choose the right episode for the nomination or should they have chosen Mindful Education?

>>10545359
The flashbacks kinda serve as past development for him.

>>10545474
Mr.Greg because it's a musical episode

>>10545474
Mindful Education was meh. Mr. Greg honestly has the best chance.

>>10545429
Talk about a trophy wife

>>10545474
Mindful Education was kinda lame. Why does the nominee have to be a gimmick episode?

>>10545474
ME was trying too hard.
Mr. Greg was always the best choice

>>10545474
That episode only had a few good parts
And Estelles singing in that song really wasnt the best
Mr Greg was the better choice

>>10545474
mindful education wouldnt have worked because the climax would only work if you are a fan of the show

>>10545474
What episode can you really pick? All the good episodes require intimate knowledge of the show and it's characters which I doubt the judges care about.

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Have you ever kissed anyone /sug/
Family doesn't count

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>>10545466
A Thot you should be grateful for

Jasper and Pearl are best gems

Mr greg was done as the crewniverse´s last resort to win an Emmy.
I mean, no gem powers, the theme of missing mother is easy to pick, a musical, sadness,it has it all

>>10545544
no

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>>10545550
yes i love jaspearl

>>10545550
Eat my ass.

>>10545555
I wouldn't say last resort, since the show is still ongoing. It certainly gave out strong "emmy bait" vibes, though.

>>10545547
I cannot be grateful. I can respect Pearl, but only slightly.

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>>10545544
Nope

>>10545563
liking them =/= shipping
kys lapidirt

>>10545555
This is Sugar's last-ditch hail mary to save the show. And it will fail.

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>>10545544
no

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>>10545544
Once
It's been a long time though

>>10545544
Sadly, I've had someone sit on my face before actually kissing someone.

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>>10545550
No picture? Slippin

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I fucking love musical episodes.

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>>10545585

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>>10545544
LOL

>>10545619
That's a lot of scifi references in that picture.

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>>10545544
Nah. Guess it would probably help if I would go out and talk to people, or if I even tried to.

>>10545628
>it's not the original anon
Oh ok

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>>10545578
That seems fair enough

>>10545628
kys lapidirt

>>10545474
did we ever discuss the fact that Steven was having fusion hallucinations despite supposedly not being a fusion?

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>>10545635
not enough

>>10545670
>and samefagging
Ok

>>10545619
There was a lot of great songs in the woy musical that got overshadowed by lord dominators song

>>10545608
retard

>>10545696
kys

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>>10545544
Does it count if it was an accident?

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>>10545687
This.

>>10545544
Some emo girl in 6th grade when I was 11. Good riddance

>tfw I exist only to work
>I accomplish nothing outside of that
>I don't write or cook anymore
>I barely even read

when did my life become everything I wanted to avoid? for fuck's sake I'm not even 25 yet

>>10545700
Did you tongue?

>>10545711
>>10545687
I found something that can beat the timelords, daleks and all of the 40k's. Bruce Lee's relative Chin from Hong Kong 97. He can wipe out 1.2 billion people without even breaking a sweat. His fists are more powerful than 1000 caesar nukes that can pierce through reality itself. YOU DON'T FUCK WITH CHIN

>>10545681
mm, I took it as symbolic, but it could be an actual issue brought up when he does some mind-delving in corrupted gems. Like when he started hallucinating before interacting with The Cluster

>>10545757
No.

>>10545614
How does that happen

>>10545544
I kissed my childhood crush twice when I was 14, and then nothing even close since. It's been about a decade now

>>10545747
Life is although meant to be your own, if you're practically working in a society where you are forced to be a worker bee in order to sustain your life realistically, is practically just enslavement to fate.
Fate, being death.
Only way out is to find the answer or...
Make the most of it.

>>10545758
>Implying Chin can beat Sly Marbo

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>>10545758
we have a precedent for chins

>>10545776
She was very sensitive about her head/face due to surgery she had. I made up for it by kissing her in other places.

>>10545770
Then no.

>>10545700
Depends please explain

>>10545700
LAPPY
A
P
P
Y

FEET
E
E
T

>>10545794
I'd do that. but the things that matter the most to be don't give me pleasure anymore.

Yes, I know I'm depressed, but I'm already on medication and my dosage has been increasing for over a decade. At some point I'm going to be downing a bottle per day just to normal

>>10545851
a little big imho

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What over-powered abilities will the diamonds have?

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>>10545841
This is a strange place to find a boner.

>>10545850
Someone accidentally put their lips on mine.

>>10545812
He can and will. Chin is unbeatable.
>>10545819
An excellent Doctor. Would the gems like fezzes?

>>10545884
Summoning gallons of water at will

>>10545884
A WHITE DIAMOND WITH FRICKEN LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO HER HEAD

>>10545884
Corruption lasers by singing. Lasers, electricity, water manipulation, light bending abilities, super strength beyond normal gems. Big ass weapons.

>>10545863
>Basically every higher up in the world paywalls medicine or other needed items like anti-depressants just for money
>The same money that fucks over countless lives for existing
>Paper that can easily be copied in a printer
I get this is meant to keep a broken society together, but the ones keeping this life style really need to look at what this causes for everyday people.

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>>10545884
I miss they days when I thought that was going to be true.

It looks like Yellow can disrupt gems forms with electricity and also has telekinesis. Blue has more unknowns but it seems she's a powerful reverse empath

>>10545935
Oh hell yeah, laser light show

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Today I will remind them

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>>10545908
Pearl likes hats

why do I want to see Garnet and/or Peridot wearing a fez now just to see what the hell that'd look like

>>10545939
But they don't care, because they're above all that.

>>10545906
Dosen't count unless you want it to

>>10545908
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Sly_Marbo
Sly Marbo CAN and WILL. End of discussion.

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Gems should be traps

>>10545874
that only makes it better, anon
also imho

>>10545965
Yeah, it'd cost "too much money that we can just make to resolidify our broken way of life"
They literally aren't even trying to improve life when they easily could.

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>>10545986

>>10545961
They would look incredibly stylish in fezzes.
>>10545974
Nope. Chin wins. Sorry.

>>10545986
YAAAAAAAAAAAS

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>>10545884
I like to think White can stop time, maybe even rewrite timelines, something so overpowered that only a super fusion could fight. It makes it sad to think that even though she could freeze time, she wasn't fast enough to save pink. I like how it goes into the ice/white theme.

>>10545884
THE DIAMONDS FUCKING SCREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM AND SHATTER EVERYONE IN SIGHT

All of you have unreal expectations for the diamonds.
At most, Yellow is literally just an electric user, Blue is water magic expert, White is ice if she's alive.
Pink probably would have been grass related too.

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>>10546110
>tfw everything changes when the fire nation attacks

>>10546110
but dude like
its anime so we'll get something cool

>>10546021
Can Chin defeat /pol/?

White's gonna come in all gangsta, she'll say into a mic "Steven Universe yoose a little bitch" and then drop the mic and curbstomp his ass into the ground. Then she'll be all like "White side bitch" and then spit on him and walk away.

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>>10546142
WRONG

>>10545944

>emperor isn't greg
>chariot isn't greg's van
>strength isn't jasper
>every other wasted opportunity

0/10 would not divine what fate the cards hold

>>10545986
Not really feelin it.

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>>10545944

>get home from work
>tired so I go straight to bed
>wake up nauseous and needing to shit
>been on the toilet expelling liquid shit for over half and hour now
Feels bad man

>>10546221
What the fuck happened

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>>10546210
You should

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>>10546221
this has happened to me before desu, you must've eaten some funky shit m8

I feel like the Diamond's powers are all related to parts of a gem

Pink - healing, keeping the gemstone together
Blue - pathokinesis, effecting how gems feel
Yellow - electrokinesis, able to destabilize a gem's light form
White - corruption/energy manipulation, ability to mess with a gem's coding to make them corrupted, glitch out, or possibly unable to reform.

either that or maybe something like:

Pink - Fire
Blue - Water/Ice
Yellow - Electricity
White - Light

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>>10546281
>Yellow - electrokinesis, able to destabilize a gem's light form
so just

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I wan to comb all fifty pounds of Jasper's messy tangled hair

12 HOURS UNTIL THE PANEL!

>>10545884
YD can destroy Gems' forms.
BD can control Gems' emotions.
WD can do something OP. Za Warudo is thinking too small. Made In Heaven is way more bullshit.

>>10546110
No what
Blue is probably water and ice
White is air

>>10546221
I was shooting out vomit and liquid shit nonstop for a couple of days last week too, I guess it was contagious enough to spread over the internet sorry guys

>>10546248
No idea. For supper I ate a meal I've had multiple times before. Also lactose intolerant and I didn't have any of that. Every time I try to get up I need to shit again. Fuck

>>10546329
incorrect

>>10546329
The SU panel isn't until Friday morning

Jaspers VA will be at the voltron panel tomorrow though

>>10546296
If she ISN'T a red herring then yeah.

>>10546357
food poisoning?

>>10546021
I was thinking of copy pasting some long-winded response to counter that, but then again who cares?
Powerman unfortunately can kill EVERYONE.

>>10546221
Eugh im sorry man

>>10546391
Ass cancer

>>10545884
I'm more curious what the gems powers would be like if they were stands

『Stronger Than You』
>Type: Shared stand
>Stats: Short range, high destruction/durability
>Appearance: Garnet
>Power: Can undo the past 5 seconds

『Its Over, Isn't It』
>Type: Cluster stand.
>Stats Long range, high speed, 0 durability
>Appearance: a bunch of holo pearls
>Creates a mist that focuses light into hard light constructs. These can attack but are extremely fragile

『On The Road』
>Type: Body stand
>Stats: 0 range, C for all else
>Appearance: Any (can turn into the purple puma)
>Power: user can mold their skin, bones and muscles like silly putty but it retains the normal texture when touched by someone else

『We Are The Crystal Gems』
>Type: Ordinary punchghost
>Stats: D for everything, S development potential
>Apperence: Rose
>Power: User's bodily fluids contain grey goo that can cause anything to grow, heal or animate

>>10546110
>Blue is water magic expert
The only reason I don't believe that is because they set the bar too high for water magic with Lapis.
Like, how would they even scale up from that?
Have BD be able to control more water than all of the water on Earth?
Having her just be Lapis but stronger is meaningless if nobody has any feats that put them above Lapis yet.
Not that it even matters, though. She'll probably be able to overpower Lapis's water control with her own. It's not like their power levels will make a difference when Steven can just talk no jutsu her into submission.

>>10544101
a slow and painful demise

>>10546281
That sounds like it could be likely

I hope WD has some really insane powers

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>>10546303
I just wanna curl up and take a nap in it. See, the kinky knot traps would add a layer of suspense.

>>10546515
I want fanart of Blue Diamond doing an Oceanic Operetta, complete with coming undone and going wild.

>>10546566
*with hair

>>10546484
ok
yeah but
diamonds

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Indexer help

>>10546523
Whats steven doing?