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/ERP/ Thread
Wednesday with Friendsday Edition

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>>10534579
Normally I'd be okay with harder sessions, but I'm not feeling near rape right now. Think you can keep that for another time?
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>>10534604
Yeah I was just spitballing for a future session. Next time I see you I'll hit you up.
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Who's fucking lurking right now?
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>>10534630
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>>10534630
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>>10534630
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>>10534669
You seem to be missing a wing there.
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>>10534664
I want to doggystyle this boat slut!
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>>10534630
(Present.)
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>>10534630
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>>10534750
>Skin tight clothes on Rias
Hnnnng
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>>10534774
>Locks up in the slammer for oversmugging.
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>>10534630
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>>10534630
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>>10534782
Not even a just trial?! Speciesists!
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>>10534732
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>>10534630
It's been a hot minute.
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>>10534630
I'm about to leave to go run errands but I'll be sure to drop my card as soon as I come back.
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>>10534779
(I still find no clothes to be better.)
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>>10534904
It'd be unfair if you were the only one naked. But you'd also have my soul that much faster.
(Are you considering picking up more DXD's?)
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>>10534904

Hello Rias. How are things?
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>>10534919
It's a mind-boggling conundrum with no true answer, isn't it?
(Not yet, I'm still getting used to Rias.)

>>10534928
Doing well as usual, my staff tends to take special care of my mood. How about yourself?
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>All the avas willing to ERP with me are gone.
Why I even live?
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>>10535002

Much better now that you're here. That is an incredible body you have.
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>>10535003
What kind of session did you have in mind?
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>>10535003
Aw, you poor sap~

>>10535016
You know, I get told that in abundance. Maybe there's some truth to it after all.
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>>10535060

Has to be. Your looks are otherworldly, and I'm not just saying that because you're a demon from another plane.

Trust me, I know demon girls, and you easily rqnk at the top.
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SOMEONE GIVE ME ATTENTION
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>>10535096
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>>10535060
Do not tempt me with your impure ways foul demon.
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What's ERP listening to?
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>>10535150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ6mbRoHVzs
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>>10535150
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofl8x1qUHv8
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>>10535150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrXNRz9pXJg Enjoy
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>>10535084
You know other demon girls? Colour me impressed. Tell me a bit about them, what are they like? And how am I better than them~?

>>10535111
Little old me? I'd never do anything like that.
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>>10535150
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ayLiAVJ6vTM
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>mfw I know who Rias is
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>>10535197
Don't you lie to me. You're a seductress of the highest order.
>>10535221
Would you like to share with the rest of the class?
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mfw im rias
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>>10535221
Fuck you Mecha.
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>>10535179
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>>10535221
It's Morrigan, everyone knows.
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>>10535162
You know something we haven't seen in a little bit?
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>>10535221
Definitely Morrigan
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>>10535221
We know it's Tenryuu who was Peridot and after knowing how to evade anons he grabbed Rias
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>>10535261
Hmm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tptqdkocptg
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mfw im Rias lol
(im not actually guy,s I'm jsut funposting lol)
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>>10535221
Am I Rias?
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>>10535270
A new one of these.
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(Might try the umu again)
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>>10535299
Oh fuck yes.
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>>10535288
SORRY DEAR YOU'RE FAR BEHIND
AT WHERE IT IS YOU DRAW YOUR LINE
Don't bring your circle 'round here.
THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF SQUARES
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>>10535197

Oh, they like to hang around these parts. Amazing bodies. Breasts to die for, sparkling eyes, fun personalities...

And you, you easily rank up there with them. That body of yours is stunning. And your hair is gorgeous. Plus the eyes. They look like two clear swimming pools. And those lips...
>he realizes he's starting to trail off as he stares at her, then snaps back to attention
But, ah, I'm sure you hear that kind of stuff all the time, right?
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>>10535299
UMU
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>Paul songposts
It's cancer
>DMG songposts
*sings along*
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>>10535325
DMG's song posting is normally one post, smaller then the average post size. Paul makes sure his song posting is massive so it takes up most of your screen. He also tries to relate his feelings to lyrics to Weezer songs like an edgy highschool. DMG just funposts.
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>>10535307
Glad you're happy!
>>10535321
Umu?
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>>10535325
If they flooded the threads with giant walls of text like Paul, then maybe you'd be on to something.
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>>10535352
>>10535365
DMG control
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>>10535229
>>10535253
>>10535259
>>10535263
>>10535268
>>10535276
It's so obvious who it is
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>>10535362
Umu!
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>>10535367
Weak shitpost but got me to reply. You get a 3/10. See me after class
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>>10535377
Peridorito
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>>10535377
Well I'm stupid so please tell me.
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>>10535377
Of course! Its Old Man Jenkins!
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>>10535378
Umuuu..
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>>10535150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRuRYqzOaVI
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>>10535229
And what if I am? Do you really think I'd spend my days strolling around looking for handsome studs like yourself to squeeze dry? I'd never.

>>10535312
I wish I could say I didn't and act flattered, but the compliments are plentiful. It makes me wonder if people do genuinely appreciate me, or just toss hollow words in my general direction...
I kid, I kid. I know it all comes from a place of love.
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>cant post lewds of lolis
IT'S NOT FAIR
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>>10535424
H-handsome studs like...me?
>Anon shakes his head to banish the lewd thoughts from his mind
A-anyway, begone from my sight you temptress,lest I...do...something bad to you.
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>>10535150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA0nSkSxA3E
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https://strawpoll.com/w4d9da9b
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>>10535449
>can't post lewds of shotas
Why even live?
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>>10535256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL7GzP2KkwA
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>>10535424
Rias please just tell us who you are
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>>10535424

Well, there's always gonna be some people like that. You take the good with the bad, as they say. Not to say that you're bad, or anything! Just, ah, some people are. Bad. Bad people, I mean.
>he's stammering, blushing, and making an idiot out of himself
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If I post a flatchested loli clothed in one picture and in the next she has a b-cup and doesn't look too loli-ish do you think I'd be safe?
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>>10535424
Why do you bother keeping that long strand of hair?
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>>10535503
It depends on how lewd the first picture is. People have gotten banned for playing Shuten Doji before.
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>>10535466
Nozomi is not on the list.
This pool is useless.
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>>10535511
Why can't the janitors at least warn first!? It's not like I know what their definition of a loli is!
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(still no takers umuu)
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>>10535457
I wouldn't want to cause you any discomfort, so I'll leave right this instant.
>Rias turns around and begins fumbling underneath her skirt, sliding her panties down her long, slender legs not moments after. She tosses them at him with a sly grin before walking towards the door.
Something to remember me by~!

>>10535486
I'm Rias!

>>10535490
Bad people... like demons? ...Are you trying to say my family, the people I grew up with are bad people?
>She can't contain her laughter any longer and playfully hugs him from behind, her breasts being smothered up against his back.
You're too easy to tease! Work on that... or don't~

>>10535510
People told me it looks cute on me. I-It does, right? Please tell me it looks cute.
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>>10535576
OwO
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>>10535466

What's 'ROLL'?
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>>10535576
Umu!
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>>10535576
Can't speak for anyone else, but I'm exhausted.
Once I get some energy I'm gonna be all over Nero.
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>>10535576
I'd umu some umu.
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>>10535576
Ishtar is cute. Cute!
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>>10535589
There's a big chart with 100 avas, mostly multiple characters from the same user and a lot of avas who aren't around anymore, each assigned a number from 01 to 99. The idea is that you reply and you get whoever. Of course it's usually someone not around at the moment so it does nothing but clog up the thread.
>>10535578
It's adorable! I love your ahoge!
>>10535576
>A Rinface, a Sakuraface and now a Saberface.
The trinity is complete!
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>>10535562
I was given a warning when I posted those de-nipplefied Yupiels like a week or so ago. That, and one that had the implication of nudity rather than any actual nudity was removed. I would keep them fully clothed if I were you.
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>>10535576
Maki is best wife!
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>>10535578

>her hug and breasts made his face turn bright red
>the feeling was also causing his already hardening member to reach full mast
Uh, o-okay, I will. Or won't! Or, uh...wh-whatever you say, Rias...
>he gulps heavily, not knowing what to do but also hoping this moment wouldn't end
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>>10535578
Don't get me wrong, it is. It just seems like it would get annoying after a while always bobbing in your face.
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>>10535578
>Her panties end up hitting Anon right square in the face. Quickly he grabs them and throws them to the ground, and points at Rias
You shall not tempt me you foul creature of darkness, my faith is strong!
>After a few moments, when Anon was completely sure she was gone he looked at the panties on the ground again. His hands shaking, he picks them up.
J-Just need to get rid of these properly...yes that's it.
>He begins to carry them towards a nearby bin. Then he stops, he looks down at them and gulps, he needs to banish thoughts of her from his head, and the memory of them on his face was strong. So perhaps...just once, then he can forget about her. He slowly brings the panties to his face and sniffs them a little.
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>>10535581
(So do you have a bulge for me to notice?)
>>10535594
Umu~!
>>10535598
(And she would be happy to umu you right back)
>>10535599
Why is it always cute?! I'm a Goddess!
>>10535605
(Umu that's the idea!)
>>10535616
(She works hard to be the best bride she can be!)
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>>10535646
You have a good sense of humor, I like you!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-2bao5gpO4
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>>10535179
>Dan Bull doing an actual album
holy shit
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>>10535611

Ah, I remember that. Someone should update that thing.
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>>10535611
Thank you! I love you too!

>>10535629
It is, but that's the price of being cute. These two chestbags aren't the most comfortable things to log around, but they score points~!

>>10535626
>>10535638
(Really sorry, but I should probably check the time I have available before I get into any of these things. I'll be back in a bit with hopefully good news.)
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>>10535466
>what is ERP listening to
Is the best way to summon Kenny.
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>>10535689
(That's cool Rias)
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>>10535666
This is pretty old dude he has another album called face, they're both in his playlist sections on his youtube. You can download face for free but you have to buy the garden.
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>>10535646
I'd Umu her umu right in the Umu.
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>>10535666
Oh I forgot he has another called safe which is also in his playlist section.
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>>10535689

That's fine. Bye Rias, and thanks!
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Reminder that Rias is Peridot.
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>>10534630
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Hihi. Someone on phone?
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(I mixed up my responses too umuuu)
>>10535655
(I try)
>>10535716
(That might be a little too much umu)
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>>10535765
Never enough Umu.
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>>10535764
>Picks it up.
Hello?
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>>10535764
Mushi Mushi?
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>>10535779
No more umu! I command you to stop the umu!
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>>10535856
>[umus internally]
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>>10535749
>Peridiot being able to write
Since when?
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>>10535749
I'll believe it when she starts pissing on people and asking her partners if she can imagine them as niggers.
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>>10535833
Hello!
>Suddenly, the anon was struck by a sharp ringing in his opposing ear. Wait, what? Oh wait, it's Koishi whispering something to him, but he can't quite make it out... But it should be getting him rather flushed.
>>10535852
No anon, it's Moshi moshi.
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>>10535868
Noo!
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>>10535900
>niggers
Are we talking about Peridot or Jinx?
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>>10535760
Mind posting your card?
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>>10535764
Kyon-kun denwa?
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>>10535909
Funposting aside, Nero is cute and I'm glad you picked her up.
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>>10535915
I guess you missed when Peri started playing Darkness and took her to /ntr/
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/9950895/#10001341
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>>10535907
Moshi Moshi?
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>>10535943

Moshi moshi, Jesus des.
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>>10535923
Not quite yet. I got up a little over an hour ago so I don't feel super awake.
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>Peridot
>Morrigan
Both wrong.
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>>10535764
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>>10535926
She seems alright. I still feel like I'm trying to get her personality, but she's alright
Either way a hotter, sexier saber with a bigger ahoge is always going to turn heads
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>>10535958
Moshi moshi, Koishi desu.
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>>10535976
Gotcha. I just wanted to see which Jasper you were.
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>>10536000
You take your time, she's a fun character.
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>>10534568
STOP LURING ME INTO THESE CRINGEY ASS THREADS WITH SEXY OP IMAGES
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>>10536002
KOISHI COME HOME RN
>YOUR SISTER
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>>10536002
Koishi is too damn adorable!
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>>10535992
Then is Paul.
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>>10536036
>points and laughs
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>>10536022
They're the good Jasper, duh.
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>>10536028
I will. May as well try again later or something
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>>10536073
I'll be looking forward to it.
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>>10536037
No.
>She literally drops the phone. What was her sister gonna say again? Oh well.
>>10536048
Uuuuh, thank you Anon-kun! You think you're cute, too!
>That wasn't a mistake she just made. But isn't Anon cute?
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hol up
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>>10536106
Eh really? Well I am pretty cute too I think?
>Why am I thinking that I'm cute all of a sudden? Koishi is the cute one here!
But you're cuter Koishi-chan! Really, really cute!
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>>10536109
Hi Rias.
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>>10536153
hol up
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>>10536106
Siiigh...
>Satori leans back in her chair, all too familiar with the sound of the phone dropping.
Why are you so cold to your sister, Koishi? Honestly...
>She says aloud to herself.
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>>10536070
D:<
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>>10536022
I wasn't aware we had more than one
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>>10536171
When are you taking her to NTR?
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>>10536073
Please grant us the Saber I've been dying for Ishtar...
Plus Nero is the perfect one to hate fuck because she's not the true perfect Saber and it's even better.
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>>10536191
hol up
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>>10536179
Ya they come and go.

Some dominate ones. Others are submissive when Lapis is around.

And etc.
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(Not going to work out today as I thought. Again, I'm sorry. Will make it up to you guys tomorrow. Please take my butt as a temporary apology.)
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>>10536244
Take care qt.
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>>10536244

Not a problem, Rias. Take care!
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Today in my misadventures in furry ERP land on some game, gay sex with a switch crossdressing dog boy (just ears and tail) into dirty talking and degradation, who I even gave a collar, and I made him wear one with a pet name on it the following round, he kept it on right up to the end. I was playing a bipedal anthropomorphic dog, classic furry. I did pretty well by him, and I'm not sure if I should be proud of it or disgusted with myself.
Not a blog but a question: Should I throw around ideas with him IC and try to get him to be a pet of sorts?
Or give it a few more sessions and work things in with the promise of more textfucking as a coercion tool?
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>>10536244
It's cool. Nice butt by the way.
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>>10536209
Clod!
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hol up
ayo
ayo hol up famberlamps
so you is sayin
i am >>10536244 ?
now
now hol up here a moment
hol up
>>10536295
go away
and hol up
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>>10536179
Nice abs.
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>>10536311
I am holding up.
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>>10536329
now hol up
>smacks lips profusely
hol up
you is sayin
AHUH
you is
>puts hands on hips
ME, and I is
ahuh
you?
HOL UP
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I think Rias is just...Rias.

Occam's Razor.
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>>10536319
Thank you, I've worked very hard for them.
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>>10536329
>>10536366
Nice posting times
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>>10536368
I can believe it.
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>>10536383
In my defense I was writing the shitpost up and it delayed my posting
Rias is just Rias, anons. Don't bully her too much.
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>>10536366
I'm not saying anything of the sort. But if you're me, does that mean that I'm you? Then who's me, if me's you? I'm going to lie down for a bit and not think about this.
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>>10536423
stop at once
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Well I have some free time before work. Anyone interested in anything?
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>>10536447
This has to be the cringiest fucking card I've ever seen
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>>10536423

Go sleep, Rias.
>kisses her on the forehead
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>>10536447
Anything in particular you're after? Cause the willing slave/whatever thing sounds like fun.
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Good afternoon everyone!
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>>10536634
Yuugi?
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>>10536523
Fine, fine. I'm gone!
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>>10536613
(Hmm; not really; I'm pretty open to suggestions. Anyone of my characters you feel like using? That's usually how I fit in the pieces on what session I'm up for.)
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>>10536658
>Kissus the Parsley
I haven't seen you around here in awhile.
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>>10536660
Any way to contact you outside the thread?
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>>10536634
Poh!
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Post fantasies.
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>>10536634
There's a few good girls here. But who's the best to knock up?
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>>10536658
(I needed a muscle girl and I figured I didn't have any 2hus so why not?)
>>10536698
Po?
>>10536712
(If you're willing to put a ring on it then Elphelt. Otherwise Raikou would always be happy to have more children.)
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>>10536660

Bye Rias.

Well, that was fun. Guess I'll go gamble...
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>>10536738
Po! Po! Po!
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>>10536676
I have a bit of a soft spot for Touko/Genocide Jack, how does that play out for you?
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god I want to impregnate Rias
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>>10536634
Do you still want to do ab licking/humping with yuugi sometime? Though it looks like I might be late on the draw
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>>10536755
You're not afraid of me?
>>10536799
(Sure! Do you want to write the starter or should I?)
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>>10536738
I still want to ditch Elphelt at the altar, then try and evade her attempts to take me back!
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>>10536813
(Mean!)
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>>10536708
Gif's too big for 4chan.
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3783210
Me on the bottom.
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>>10536759
>Well, Touko is the submissive and meek one, and will only try to speak up if she thinks you're cute enough, but tends to think everyone hates her. Genocide Sho is loud-mouthed and rude, almost always a dom and will want to mark you with her scissors. Even if she is on the bottom, expect her to degrade you with all of her power.
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>>10536828
Key word being try. I'm sure a specifically determined bride can track me down and force me to the marital bed
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>>10536688
Rias Gremory#6666
Phoneposting from bed, so no pictures.
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>>10536808
How about you, something with her just being drunk and grabbing some poor sap for it
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>>10536634
>Pochaco
Oh baby.
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>>10536834
Hmm, how about something with Sho starting and then accidentally switching to Touko during the act and having the tables turned on her?
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>>10536863
Can I send Rias my cock?
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>>10536858
(Seems like an odd thing to want.)
>>10536876
(Sounds good.)
>After a bout of heavy drinking, Yuugi wanders around the mountain looking for a bit of "company". The oni staggers around the mountainous terrain wielding a large bottle of sake which she occasionally brings up to her mouth and takes long gulps from. The hot Gensokyo summer sun beams down on the oni, causing her to sweat. She lifts her shirt up to wipe the sweat from her brow, exposing her chizeled, rock hard abs to anyone within viewing distance. She readjusts it but in her drunken state fails to realize that she didn't lower it all the way; walking around with her washboard stomach and the bottoms of her breasts exposed. The sweat glistens on her muscles as she wanders the mountainside.
>>10536880
(Porkchop is the cutest fattie.)
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>>10536953
Sure, I'd love to see it~!
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>>10536991
I'd like to pork that porkchop.
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>>10536708
Hand holding while having consensual sex In the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating.

Or hardcore in/voluntary mating press to breed

either or
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>>10536953

Dude, don't freak out the new guy already.
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>>10536991
>The man had heard all the legends before. That the mountain was haunted, or had a man eating beast lurking inside it, or cursed by some foul witch, this and that. He never really gave much credit to stories like those, it was probably just that a few idiots had all gotten themselves lost over the years and people blew it up into something much bigger. So he made a little bit of a habit walking around this place, it had a nice view and was pretty isolated after all, and never ran into trouble. So when he heard footsteps approaching from somewhere beyond the trees his only thoughts were that it was some other person like him. The panic doesn't set in until he sees a girl with a horn on her head, much taller than him, and if the body is anything to go by far FAR stronger than he is. He manages to avoid screaming, instead freezing in place and hoping she simply passes him by
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>>10536708

Sex in a hot tub.
Sex in the shower.
Sex on the beach under a boardwalk.
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>>10536924
(Sorry; real life is interrupting, gonna have to go take care of that. Maybe later tonight after I come home from work?)
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>>10537006
(Sure, what kind of scene would you like?)
>>10536708
(I'd love to be a breeding sow for a large group of men, getting fucked and creampied nonstop until they knock me up. Then they could keep tossing me around and using me, caressing my sexy tummy and sucking the milk from my swollen breasts. Once I was too far into the pregnancy to take it in my pussy I'd let them all rail my ass and mouth. Then after I recovered from giving birth I'd want them to keep pounding me until I get knocked up again.)
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>>10536832
A man of exquisite taste
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>>10537066
Hmm, is there anything you want? If not I'd like a blind date type of scenario, maybe one that ends up with me fucking her while she's still eating.
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>>10536991
Maybe I just want to see a super clingy Elphelt and that's the easiest way to bring it out. I can just imagine her chasing after me with that rifle and screaming "YOU PROMIIISED!"
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>>10537064
Sure, I'm unlikely to go anywhere! Have a good day out there
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>>10536708
I'm thankfully content with ass/muscle worship depending on my ava's. Not to much out there stuff I like
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>>10536708
(Long term pregnancy + incest RP.)
(Fucking to get them pregnant, fucking while pregnant with lactation, RPing after child-birth lewd I.E getting road head while taking the sleepy child back home, having sex while trying to convince the child they can't sleep with Mom and Dad tonight and finally time skipping to when they're of age and having a threesome.)
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>>10537044
>Once she gets close to the man, Yuugi stops in her tracks. She looked around the area, smelling the air for signs of someone else. The oni looks directly at the man, eyes lighting up. She begins walking towards him, footsteps heavy and slow as she drunkenly stomps towards him. Once she reaches the man, she grabs him by the back of the collar and lifts him effortlessly. As Yuugi holds the man at eye level, she lifts her shirt back up to wipe more sweat from her face. The oni's massive breasts pop out from her shirt, the large pink nipples standing proudly on her firm chest. The sweat drops roll down her abdomen as she looks the man in the eyes, a slight blush forming on her face.
Ooh, some company. So what brings YOU to my mountain? Hasn't anyone told you about the man-eating oni who lives here? Because you're looking at her!
>>10537089
(I don't really have any strong preferences. I'm down for pretty much whatever you want.)
>>10537092
(Ah, so you're into yanderes then?)
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>>10537066
>breeding sow
Why does that phrase tantalize me so
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>>10537130
A fug, forgot the pasta I wanted to start posting with my card.
I lurk quite a bit, so if you're seeing this even a few hours after I posted chances are I'm still around. Give me a shout if you want something, it might take me a little bit if I'm playing video games or whatever but I'll likely get back to you
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>>10537066
I'd love to make you my breeding cow...
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If anyone's curious about the person constantly shitposting Morrigan for the last few weeks, it's old Aya as proven earlier today. They also go by Kagerou and here's their discord Kagerou#8272.
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>>10537157
Not yandere so much as.. passionate? I don't think Elphelt would be that yandere
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>>10537213

Who's Aya?
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>>10537157
(Okay. blind date then buffet fucking it is then, I'll start us up if that's okay.)
>Anon couldn't believe his luck, though some strange lottery he was sure he hadn't even entered he had won an "All you can eat" Buffet for two at the new high class restaurant that had just opened, "La Petite Mort". Of course there was the "for two" part, which worried him greatly, since this was basically a blind date with another contestant who had won the same prize as him. He knew that his luck wouldn't hold out and he'd probably end up with some skinny bitch who'd just nibble at the food and ignore him for the rest of the night. Still, free food was free food, and money had been really tight this month. He sighed and leaned back in the bench outside of the restaurant, his " date" was meant to show up any minute now, and then he could go inside with her.
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>>10537157
>When the beast starts moving towards him he feels less panic then he thought he would. Instead he simply closes his eyes, sending a silent prayer to whatever might be listening that his death is a quick and painless one. That is of course, until she lifts him up into the air and he catches an eyeful of her head smother breasts and those shredded abs. He quickly recants on that request, maybe just a few more minutes alive might not be that bad. He's a bit to busy staring at her chest and midriff to answer her question immediately, eyes snapping up to hers when he realizes he's been asked something.
Oh, uh. Well you know. Nice day out, a bit to cramped in the village, thought it might be nice to get some fresh air you know. And you uh, might want to think twice about that. I'm pretty sure I'm to skinny to be worth eating you know
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>>10537245
Touhou Aya, the one before SNK's.

Shitposting yurishitter who now spends all their time shitposting Morrigan
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>>10537279

Ah. Scorned ex, most likely.
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>>10537279
>yurishitter
All I needed to hear
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>>10537130
how do you feel about Rebecca saying Jasps and Bismugly are returning Soonâ„¢?
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>>10537327
Hi Kagerou
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>>10537336
I was unaware of this, and don't really care much since I don't keep up with the show a whole lot. Though it does bring me hope of more good Jasper art in the near future.
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>>10537130
Man I would love to see Pharah and her mother get their hands on me.
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>>10537168
( I don't know, there's just something so dirty about it. It really turns me on too~)
>>10537197
(Are you sure you'd be up to the challenge? I'd demand you cum inside of me all day and night. You might even have to quit your job and stay home with my, devoting all of your time to breeding.)
>>10537234
(I see. So how would you want this chase to end? What would you want her to do once she caught you?)
>>10537265
Hello! Sorry if I'm running late! I guess you're my blind date? My name is Pochaco, nice to meet you!
>Pochacho is a short, pudgy blond girl. She's wearing a long sleeved blouse that does little to hide her shape, hugging her massive breasts and plump tummy. Beneath this she's wearing a short skirt which covers her sizable bottom and little else. On her legs she has on a pair of black thigh highs. The fabric grips her thick legs, with her thigh thigh meat spilling out of the tops of them.
Well alright, let's get in and eat! I'm starving.
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Can we get a list of people in erp that need to off themselves? I've been working on one

DMG
Paul
Kenny
Jinx
Virra
Morrigan
Midna
Anxious
Fronk
Chat
Peach
Kagerou

what do you guys think, any suggestions?
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>>10537356
Now You Know
that Jasper isn't entirely dead, which is good
and Bismugly isn't dead, which is not very good
the problem with upcoming Jasper art is it'll have a needlessly large amount of BismUGLY in it and reeeeeeee
guess I'll take my waifugem#2's return with a giant, square-looking, afrikaan amerikaan grain of salt.
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>>10537357
I think fronk plays ana, but I'm not really sure how well a threesome session like that would work out
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>>10537359
I'd stay home constantly with you, emptying my balls into your womb whenever I want to.. You're entire life would be for breeding...
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>>10537412
Add Peridiot
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>>10537267
>Yuugi takes another deep swig of sake before putting her hand on the man's chin, tilting his head up away from her torso and forcing him to look her in the eyes.
You seem awfully brave. You're right, you don't seem like you'd make a very good meal. Though I can't just let you walk away unscathed, then everyone will stomp up and down my mountain. I wonder what kind of punishment I should give you~
>At this point, Yuugi's so drunk she begins to breath a little bit heavier. The oni's huge breasts heave up and down as she breaths, each one eclipsing the man's head in size. The sweat continues trickling down her abs, tracing the outlines of the muscle and making them glisten beautifully in the sunlight.
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>>10537412
Kenny, Virra, Midna, Anxious, Peach, and Kagerou never come here any more, so that takes care of those.
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>>10537428
It's not to difficult. It would more or less be one person would be anon 1, then 2, then 3. With each anon replying to each other.

Not to bad. Really fun but it requires a lot of teamwork and composition.
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>>10537447
Kagerou just got outed as the one shitposting Morrigan so that's not true. And if that's the case, we don't know who else is still hanging around here shitposting anonymously.
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>10537412
I think you should get a life instead of obsessing over people on the internet
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>>10537447
I saw Kenny in a thread a few nights ago, getting really sick of them and their shitty taste in music
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>>10537145
you're so mean owain
I already tell you I'll do whatever you like but you never asked me to do this
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>>10537445
>The hand she puts under his head serves to accentuate that her arms are just as buff and muscular as that amazing stomach of hers is, and a few of those knots in his stomach come back when he realizes she could probably quite easily snap parts of him in half with a squeeze a little bit to solid. He swallows hard, his thoughts going hazy as the panic in his chest and the excitement in his heart at her utterly stunning body clash together in a whirlwind of violently opposing emotions. He nearly feels like he's going to pass out but manages to hold himself together.
Uh....I could....by you more alcohol?
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>>10537359
>As soon as he saw her Anon's jaw dropped. He had expected someone plain or skinny, but not someone who looked like they had stepped out of his wildest fantasies. His eyes ran from her thick legs to her soft breasts to her warm and cute face. He gulps as he takes in just how warm and soft she looks. She was like a big teddy bear...except he was sure he wou;dn't think certain things about teddy bears.
I-I'm nice to meet you, Anon. I-I mean nice to meet you I'm Anon.
>Anon laughs nervously as he tries to play it cool next to this wonderfully plump woman.
Uh...l-let's go inside okay?
>Anon entered the establishment. To his amazement it seemed no one was there, and there was only one table right in the middle of the room. The room was dimly lit, with purple drapes everywhere and no windows to the outside world. There were cushions everywhere and Anon could swear he saw a Queen Sized Bed in the room. To one side of the room was a buffet table, stocked with more food than Anon though it would be possible for either of them to eat, there were meats, veggies, desserts and all manner of other things. Anon licked his lips as the smell of all that food tickled his nostrils.
I-I guess we can just eat now?
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>>10537506
(My memory is not the best so you may have to remind me who this could be.)
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did anyone else notice that most of these threads are full of people complaining about people instead of actually typefucking
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>>10537544
Well get your dick out and fix it anon
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>>10537534
booooo
still love ya tho. <3
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>>10537412
Mecha?
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>>10537572
why him?
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>>10537591
Why not? Aren't you just adding pretty much every thread celeb?
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>>10537591
He doesn't erp and only comes here to complain about how he hates these threads while posting the same five Yakuza pictures
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>>10537609
He's switched to Frank West now. He's covering wars.
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>>10537518
>Yuugi laughs as she picks up on the deep fear spreading through the man's body. Feeling his gaze on her breasts and abs, she looks him in the eyes and licks her lips. The oni lowers him to the ground and lets him stand, keeping a firm grip on his collar.
Human alcohol? Why don't I just drink from the river?! No no no, that won't do at all. You know it's pretty hot out and I see you can't stop eyeing up my abs, why don't you cool them off with your tongue?~
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>>10537565
(Well thanks for the offer, whoever you are. See you around I suppose.)
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So how do these threads work exactly? Do you have to avatarfag to participate or does it just make it easier
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>>10537525

>>10537525
Nice to meet you Anon! Now let's go in!
>Pochaco grabs by the hand and drags him into the place. The idol's eyes light up as she sees the wide variety of food. Unable to hold herself back, she lets go of his head and practically sprints to the table. From her breasts to her stomach down to her thighs, her plush body jiggles like gelatin as she rushes to the table.
I don't think I've ever seen something so beautiful in my life~
Hurry up Anon, otherwise I might not leave anything for you!
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>>10537644
You avatarfag so you can get shitposted more easily
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>>10537644
(No, but having an ava makes it better)
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>>10537609
yakuza is cool though so at least he doesn't have shit taste
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>>10537646
Whu...oh....s-sure
>Anon walked over to the table, making sure to be just a little slower than Pochaco. His eyes remained fixed on her jiggling ass and her swaying hips, he couldn't help it, they were hypnotizing him. It was almost enough to make him forget about the food in front of him. Almost in a daze he takes a plate and begins to put food onto it, not once taking his eyes off of Pochaco
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>>10537644
You see a card or someone using an avatar you want to erp as just respond to them. Anon is perfectly fine
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>>10537634
>His heart skips a quick beat after hearing her command, his feet almost giving out from under him when he's set onto the ground. He ponders making a break for it for half a second, wondering if she's being genuine or just screwing with him to get him to let his guard down. He looks up at her chest, still debating running, but his train of though is interrupted. Her abs look almost picturesque, like something someone would see in an anatomy book. Each one is clearly defined, lines tracing across her between each lump of muscle. He swallows, slowly stepping forward without even really realizing it, watching them shine in the light and beads of sweat almost tantalizingly running in between them. Half from sheer lust and half thinking its his best bet of coming out of this alive, he takes the final step forward, letting his mouth hang open and pressing the flat of his tongue up against her stomach. He gives one slow long lick from just above her hips to just under her breast before moving back down and getting to work.
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> Iowa not mentioned
> Iowa nowhere to be seen
Hmmmmm
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>>10537801
Iowa is Rias?
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>>10537694
>Pochaco fills up two plates, covering every inch and stacking the food up high enough that it risks toppling over at the slightest misstep. Despite this, she carries them back to the table at a brisk pace, not spilling so much as a grain of rice. She places them down on the table and claps her hands together.
Itadakimasu!~
>Picking up a knife and fork, the plump idol attacks the plates in front of her. Absolutely devouring the food, she begins to let out happy, yet somewhat sexual, moans. As she wildly goes at the meal before her, her breasts heave and shake from the movement of her arms.
Mmmh, this is SO GOOD! Anon you just HAVE to try this beef!
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>>10537412
Reinhardt. All he does is appear once in a blue moon to make a few nonsexual posts.
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>>10537412
>No one has mentioned Owain
I have a feeling Owain made this list
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tfw Morrigan's done for good and he's not coming back after this
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>>10537738
>>10537738
>Yuugi lets out a gently sigh as the man's tongue traces across her toned stomach. Her sweat is strong and salty yet overwhelmingly feminine. It's powerful flavor fills the man's mouth after only the first lick. Contrasting with her smooth skin, her abs are hard as steel. The muscles are firm and hard, showing only slightest amount of give as the man laps at them. Trusting the man not to run away, she lets go of his collar. Yuugi decides to pull her shirt off fully, dropping it to the side. She stands before the man completely topless, massive breasts sitting high on her chest and muscles flexing slightly in reaction to the man's licks. She looks down at him but is unable to see him past her massive mounds. The oni places a hand on his head, patting him firmly.
Good, just like that. By the way, the sweat of an oni is known to be a powerful aphrodisiac. I hope that won't be a problem~
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>>10537890
B-beef...okay.
>Anon wasn't listening really, he was just hypnotized by her massive breasts, jiggling and heaving with every step. With her sexual moans and her seemingly endless appetite she was awakening something primal in the Anon, she certainly resembled the old fertility goddesses too. As much as he tried to calm himself down he couldn't fight the urge to breed with this plump woman. He nibbled on some beef as he continued watching her.
Y-you probably don't even need to bring that stuff to the table, j-just eat it right from the buffet.
>Anon demonstrated by sticking his fork into a small potato and eating it right there, all while keeping his eyes on the plus sized idol.
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>>10537937
>The little voice in the back of his head telling him to still try and make a quick get away is getting quieter and quieter with each passing moment. Something about seeing that perfect sculpted navel in front of him is utterly hypnotizing, his movements becoming more along the lines of reverent as he continues. As he moves back towards the bottom he starts to kiss them as well, gently pushing his lips against her abs then the taught bunches of muscle and the lines between them. His tongue comes back out, lazily rolling in the valley's in between them before choosing one to move in circles over. He can only hardly hear what she's saying, his cock already tenting in his pants. It's probably definitely because of her sweat, not because he likes her muscles or anything like that, even if they are very kissable.
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>>10537933
>Tfw Kagerou became Paul#2
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>>10537933
Must be rough being cucked by Mecha, Kagerou.
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Post a song that sums up /ERP/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7mTJg2qmWs
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>>10538109
No contest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DW31upNEEg
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>>10537933
it's Wednesday, fuck off Jaguar
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>>10538109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNEdBU_dPvs
Title alone.
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(Who wants to try being Liru's Master for the first time? She really really wants to have one!)
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Who is Kagerou? Stop talking about people I don't know!
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>>10538171
Old Aya. The one behind all the Morrigan shitposting.
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>>10538159
I would!
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>>10537742
>gets in the shower with you
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Alright, I'm sick of my DMs and email being spammed with questions about Wiggins and if he forced me to quit or scared me off, so I guess I need to address this shit.

1. I didn't quit intentionally. I have a new job and work 45+ hours a week and I don't have time for hg anymore. I might come back one day but I'm not sure (and if I do, it won't be as Link).

2. Wiggins is a good guy, but he is clingy as fuck and absolutely doesn't know how to take 'no' as an answer. I've tried telling him multiple times that, "no, I do not want dick pics" and "no, I do not want to erp", but he still kept trying and trying. He also wouldn't stop bothering me whenever I would show up in discord. As soon as I would post anything, he would start blowing up my DMs. That is why I deleted him. He's not a bad guy, he just cannot take obvious cues and hints even if he is being smacked in the face with 'em. I didn't leave hg because of him, but I did leave the hg discord because of him.

(Sorry for throwing you under the bus, Wiggins, but holy fuck dude. If I didn't respond to the first 7 messages you sent, why in the absolute fuck would you think I would respond to the next 20 you send me? Jesus fucking christ, dude.)

3. I'm sorry for shitting up your thread with drama (and most likely) soon-to-be copypasta.

I'm out. Tell Bolin and the discordfags I said hi
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>>10537978
>Almost as soon as she began eating Pochaco had already finished the stacked plates of food. She let out a sigh and pat her tummy. When the man told her she could eat straight from the buffet, her eyes lit back up and she immediately stood up. The idol practically charged at the table as she went for seconds, breasts bouncing wildly as her thighs threaten to escape from her thigh highs. She holds up two forks and looks down at the food, practically drooling as she struggles to decide what to go for next. Breathing heavily as she struggles to decide, she looks at anon with a deep look of desire in her eyes.
Are you sure this is ok? You don't want anything?
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>>10538159
When is Liru's game gonna FUCKING RELEASE
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>>10538016
>Yuugi's breathing goes heavier as she enjoys the man's worship of her washboard abs. Her massive breasts gently rise and fall, resting on the man's head at the bottom of their arc. Her own arousal becomes apparent as the first gentle whimper escapes her lips. The oni places a hand on the back on the man's head, pushing him slightly closer and guiding him as he licks. Her firm muscles reward every lap with more of her delicious sweat. The smell fills his nostrils, the majority of his senses overwhelmed by the oni's powerful presence.
Mmh, if I didn't know any better I'd say you were enjoying this~
(Sorry for the slow replies. I've never done a scene like this before.)
>>10538109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzuvfy4jFwE
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:)
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>>10538275
>tell bolin and the discordfags I said hi
There are people who actually like bolin? Wew.
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>>10538194
(Alrighty then, you know how the opening for her game goes!)
>The blonde wolf girl looks at the clock, and rewards it with a happy hum, seeing that it was around the time that Master came back home! She runs to the door, even before he could step foot on the street, and scoots against the door, pressing one of her wolf ears against it, trying to hear Master's footsteps. After a little while, Liru heard those familiar and loving sounds, and with a happy silly smile, she opens the door, ready to welcome Master! Due to her excitement, her ears perked up and forwards, while her tail wagged like the one of a happy puppy would.
Ohayou, Master! Hope you had a great day! What do you want to do first, hmm?

>>10538294
Already did, Mastah~
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>>10538109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFp0I8AZqw
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>>10538281
Uh...n-no this if...fine.
>Anon had forgotten completely about his hunger. That had been replaced by a hunger for her. Her clothes looked like they were about to rip off at any moment, and he couldn't hold himself back from studying every inch of her jiggling body. His own eyes were filled with desire, but not quite the same as hers. The urge to breed with her was growing stronger and stronger by the second, maybe it was the atmosphere or maybe it was just she was so delicious looking. Without even realizing it Anon's pants had tightened significantly as a rather large bulge had formed in it.
G-go ahead, eat all you want.
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>>10538159
Does she also want to have puppies? Cause I would be her master and give her some too.
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>>10538298
(Well, that and you're playing two characters at once, that can't be easy. You're doing a great job though)
>He's fully lost himself in her body at this point, letting the girl's hand lead him wherever it will, his tongue trailing across her stomach from left to right in circles. Whenever she holds him in once place or another he pauses to instead lick in wide circles at that place, making sure it's nice and clean before pressing his soft lips up against it over and over again. The way her muscles flex and twitch every now and again gets him going more than he would care to admit, causing the rising erection to throb and twitch in his pants. He's pretty sure he's covered just about every inch of her by now but he certainly isn't complaining, to busy enjoying the taste and warmth of her body as he gives another long lick to her chest with the flat of his tongue
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>>10538312
>Standing at the doorway anon beams brightly at the adorable wolf girl as soon as she opens the door, rushing forward to embrace her in a warm hug. The thoughts on his mind clear as his fingers delve down to take a firm hold of each of her golden brown cheeks through her shorts, giving them a few teasing squeezes as he holds her tight. His half-hard bulge rubs right against the space between her legs from the close embrace, a relaxed sigh rolling through his lips from the brief grinding. Reluctantly prying himself away from her body he heads into the house, standing in the middle of the foyer and waving animatedly at Liru!
"Hmm...How about we have something to eat first! I'm starving."
>Clad in only a simple t-shirt and form fitting bike-shorts that cling to his bulge like a second skin he turns his eyes towards the dining room, waving his finger at the two chairs. He walks forward and takes a seat, yelling into the other room as he waits.
"I'll be in here if you need me!"
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>>10538376
(She wants whatever Master wants! As long as he gives her food, love and maybe some headpats! But right now, let me finish with first-master first, Liru needs to get a hold of being herself!)
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>>10538414
(Well I want to love Liru, pat her, feed her, and have cute puppies with her. All things to make her happy.)
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>>10538158
Can you bust out that she'll of a corpse Saki for a bit?

I can use some teasing.
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>>10538466
I don't get the corpse joke.
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>>10538475
Cause rumor has it that he just lays there.

Like a corpse.

I.e. Saki corpse.

Cause he's dead inside...

...uncle Ben dead...

>(but not the rice)...
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>>10538412
>Her cute blonde ears perk up even further, and her tail seems to stop moving for a second, as Master sinks his strong arms onto her plushy and most enjoyable brown bottom. Letting out a moan of enjoyment which she barely conceals, she was about to let Master continue on with his lewd act, even starting to grind her shorts against his bulge! But then, he suddenly stops holding her, and instead goes away, looking for food on another room. Not knowing if she should be more annoyed or upset, she lets out a whimper, but soon enough the thought of food forces her to comply.
"Ahh! Food!"
>Yup yup, food! Liru runs as fast as she can to the dining room, bumping her hip against Master's as she settles down right next to him, nibbling against her own tounge.
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>>10538361
Really?! Thank you Anon! You're such a sweetie~
>Armed with her two forks, Pochaco dives into the food before her. stuffing fork fulls of food into her mouth, her cheeks puff out from all the food she's taking in. She hardly seems to chew before swallowing with a satisfied moan and jamming another piece of food into her mouth. The idol's stomach bulges slightly, showing the early signs of a food baby developing. Despite this, she shows no signs of slowing down. Feeling her clothes starting to get tight, she undoes the top and bottom buttons of her blouse. This shows off a healthy amount of cleavage and tummy to the man, both jiggling as she continues to eat.
Mmh!~
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>>10538521
Oh. I get it now.
I'm not laughin' but I get it.
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>>10538410
(It's really not that much different from balancing multiple sessions as the same ava. I just type both replies in the same window and wait until I'm done with all of them to start sending so I'm not getting a constant barrage of replies.)
>Yuugi lets the man give a few more licks before gently pulling him back. Her abs are now coated in a thin layer of his saliva, tripping down and staining the top of her skirt. The oni herself is noticeably aroused at this point as well, blushing and breathing heavily.
Well look what you've done, now I'm all hot and bothered. I hope you're willing to take responsibility for what you've done. Though because you did such a good job cooling me off, how about I let you choose what we do next?~
>>10538529
(Cutest wolf!)
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>>10538553
(still want abs humping or just regular pelivs breaking?)
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>>10538565
(Whichever you prefer.)
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>>10538536
You're not laughing cause corpses (corps-i?) Don't laugh.

Got damn I'm bored.

What are you up to right meow?
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>>10538452
(That's so nice from your part, Anon!)

>>10538553
(Strongest...Oni?)
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>>10538530
Oh...oh my.
>Anon stared at her now free breasts and belly, breathing heavily. The bulge in her stomach was driving him wild as he erection strained against his pants hard. A thought popped into his mind, and in this state Anon didn't even try to repress it. Anon walked behind Pochaco (taking a moment to gaze at her oh so perfect ass) and walked towards her. Without even thinking he reached out and grabbed the bulging belly fat with both hands and began to massage it, loving every inch of its softness. As he did this the bulge in his pants pressed up against one her her asscheeks, and there was no mistaking what it was from the shape.
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>>10538586
No it's Corpses.
I'm fine, I was waiting for you to stop talking so I could wave my ass in your face and call you a faggot.
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>>10538582
(Alright, I'm going full fetish with it then)
>>10538553
>His mouth comes off her with a low aroused sigh, the man panting both from lack of breath and arousal. Despite how utterly jaw droppingly hot the woman in front of him was, he just couldn't seem to tear his eyes away from her ripped stomach. It was coming something almost like an unnatural fixation at this point, his tongue hanging out and the man panting while he stared at it, his cock throbbing in his pants while he watched them rise and fall with her breasts
C-can I rub up against them? I mean like...with it
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>>10538529
>Not noticing Liru's frustration at the ceasing of his grinding he smiles warmly when the butt he was just fondling sits right next to him, leaning over and pressing a loving kiss right to her cheek before standing up. Waltzing over to the kitchen he reheats leftover steak for the each of them, placing a small amount of veggies and fruit on the side before striding back in with two plates stacked with food. Placing one in front of the adorable wolf girl he begins to eat from his plate, hungrily wolfing down his own meal with muted grunts of glee. He steals glances towards the scantily clad wolf every few seconds, the pulsating bulge tucked within his shorts swelling with need. Swallowing another mouthful of food he not so subtly tugs down the form fitting garment, his stiff erection bouncing out underneath the table while covered in sweat. Turning his head to gaze at Liru he nods his head towards the underside of the table.
"Liru...When you're done with your meal there's something under the table I want you to look at. I'm sure you'll know what to do."
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>>10538611
>this is why I love you

Alright, I'll settle down.
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>>10538193
What a scoop.
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>>10538637
The little bump in your pants could be told the same thing. Don't tell me you're getting all worked up lookin' at some fag's ass~
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>>10538609
>Pochaco yelps as anon grabs her plump stomach. She drops her forks and looks back at him.
Wh-why hello Anon! What are you do-
>She's cut off by another yelp as she feels his erection pushing against her fat ass. The soft cheek instantly gives against the man's aching bulge, practically shaping around it as he pushes in. Between this and his massaging of her belly, a gentle gasp escapes from Pochacho's lips. The idols starts breathing heavily, breasts rising and falling as her fat molds around anon's hands and cock.
Ummm, d-don't you want to eat?
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>>10538193
>>10538171
Is that the same one who used to play Braixen?
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>>10538631
>Letting out an adorable squeak of love right when her cheek is kissed by the soft lips of Master, she patiently waits as he gets a hold of the delicious leftover steak from yesterday, her eyes quickly following every little movement he made, soon enough her tail followed them, moving from left to right, and then ever more faster as the smell of steak reaches her lil' nose, and trying to savour even more of the smell, she takes a deep breath, forcing her chest to rise up just enough to strech the fabric of her "bra" just to tease Master. She lets out another cute noise as she watches in awe at Master eat. Now her eyes are trying to watch two things at the same time, the "something under the table" and the marvelous steak...damn, it really was hard for her.
"Duh duh Master, you know that as much I love eating steak, you always come first!"
>And then, one of her harmless, tiny fangs peeks out of her mouth, as Liru grins at him. Pushing the chair away using her leg with eagerness, she uses her legs for support as she gets a grip of Master's girth, starting by simply holding it by the base...and giving it a nice kiss right on the tip!
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>>10538625
I forgot how perverted you humans can get. But sure, I'm in a good mood.
>Yuugi sits down in front of the man, leaves rising up as her ass hits the ground with a loud thud. She lays back and rests her hands behind her head, presenting herself to the man. Her massive breasts rise and fall with each breath, hardened pink nipples just begging for attention. But her abs demand even more of his attention. The oni's perfectly sculpted muscles rise and fall with her breathing, tensing up and relaxing as she unknowingly puts on a show for the man. They glisten beautifully from the combination of sweat and saliva, practically shining in the sunlight. She places a hand on her stomach and rubs it before raising it up and beckoning the man over with a finger.
Well come on now, don't keep me waiting~
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>>10538745
>Anon continues to play with her belly fat, as he moans as he feels his cock press perfectly against her ass. His own breathing was heavy, and his eyes were filled with lust. but despite this he was still lucid enough to talk to her
I-I want you...if that's okay. You...you an still eat while I...you know.
>He begins to massage her belly softly, letting his fingers sink into the fat. He presses his cock against her harder, partially to enjoy the sensation of his cock against her fat and partly to let his intentions be clear.
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>>10538768
>Some part of him still realizes that this is really really weird. There are lots of places to grind your cock against on a girl, a rippling set of abs usually isn't one of them. All the same his cock clearly knows what it wants, practically bursting out of his pants before he finally strips them off. With his erection swinging freely in the air he walks over, straddling the girls chest and pressing his shaft right against her chiseled stomach. His shaft twitches almost immediately in response, a bit of pre leaking from the tip and onto her chest. The burning heat, combined with some aspect of the strange texture just drives him crazy, and after only a few moments he's hips are pumping away, one hand pushing his cock down against his chest while he moans to himself.
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>>10538677
Well that's the thing. You dress very feminine and there isn't an ounce of masculinity or dominance in you.

You frolic around with your wide hips and seductive poses to trap people.

Like the thought of a dude in a sexual matter is disgusting. But you... you make me frustrated because I want you to feel submissive like a woman does.

Damn you Saki...

>(boom there we go.)
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>>10538300
>people
"Person" ftfy. Only one person could tolerate bolin and that was link and he is dead.
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>>10538764
>The horny master nearly choked on his water as Liru decided to tease him with the jiggly mounds affixed to her chest, his thick cock throbbing with need from the sight alone. He beams at her as she responds, reaching down to pet the excitable wolf girl as she wrapped her dainty digits around the throbbing base of his erection, engorged veins criss crossing up and down his length and begging for more of her touch.
"Li-RU~!"
>He suddenly gasps as her lips come in contact with his engorged head, a small dollop of pre-cum being spread across her lips as his special meat continues to drool. Placing both of his hands underneath the table he strokes his thumbs across the white fur of her ears, spreading his legs just a bit wider to give her full access to lick and suck his erection as she pleases.
"You're too sweet Liru! You always make Dinner so...Mmm...Great."
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>>10538868
Sounds like you're a fag and you want to fuck a boy. You wanna grab my hips and push me face first into a pillow, rail my fat boy butt until you're done, pack me full of your creamy cum and spank my tan butt, isn't that right?~
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Man this is the first time I've liked a character enough to consider doing a starter with them
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>>10539032
Who?
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>>10538883
"Yuh, that's me!~"
>Giggling all the way around, even though she was about to start sucking on Master's length, and the way that Liru purred was just so damn adorable, enough to melt someone's heart. Oke doke, now the real fun begins, thought Liru, as she lapped her tounge around her own lips, those cock-pillows that seemed to bend just a little bit, to tease Master even further, although this wasn't necessary anymore...A-Anyways, in one quick movement, that Master would have missed if he blinked, her lips seemed to tighten just as she jolted her face fowards, trying to surprise Master! Encouraged by the spoiling that Master was giving to her ears, she starts purring and squeaking, trying to get all of Master inside as quickly as possible!
>Letting out even cuter moans, Liru has another plan. She pulls her head back just for a second, letting Master's dick relax...and then, the pushes it back down, causing Master's lengthto not only be trapped between her soft, pillowy lips, but also by her wet, welcoming mouth that seemed to radiate arousal.
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>>10538839
O-ok...
>Despite the uncomfortable nature of the situation, Pochaco tries to ignore it and continue eating. She's no longer eating as quickly, stifled by the series of whimpers and gasps as anon plays with her tummy. As she places another mouthful of food into her mouth, the idol moans loudly. This time it's not from the food but from the sensation of anon's erection pushing into her plump bottom. The pressure causes her to bend forward slightly, knees rubbing together as her legs shake.
A-anon...~
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>>10539044
This. Thinking of doing something of her relaxing on a beach, like a company thing, and she ropes some young cadet into applying sunscreen and things go from there. Probably not to soon though.
That, or someone sits on my back and I do push ups.
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>>10538844
>Yuugi flexes her abs as the man grinds his cock against them, tensing and relaxing her muscles to massage his shaft as best she can. Despite their hardness, her abs are incredibly smooth. Edge ridge and corner of her muscles seems to kiss the man's cock as he humps. On top of this, they're fully lubed up from his previous oral ministrations and allow him to thrust against them with ease. Yuugi reaches forward, folds her fingers over the man's cock and presses down. His member is sandwiched between the oni's strong hands and her stronger muscles. As the oni's arousal grows, her abs heat up. The liquid coating them grows in heat, quickly reaching a pleasantly hot temperature that reminds the man of being inside of a vagina.While not nearly as tight, the heat combined with the smooth firmness of Yuugi's abs make the man's cock feel like it's melting away.
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>>10539083
>more Overwatch shit
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>>10539083
Regularly partner of your 2B here, if I had time I'd definitely go for some Pharah with you but not so much luck today. Didn't you say you had interest in Zarya too?
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>>10539070
>Anon takes his hands off of her belly and quickly takes down his pants, leaving his cock free in the air. With his hands shaking he slides Pochaco's panties down, leaving her pussy exposed. With a deep breath Anon presses her body against hers, his hands now moving up to her massive breasts as he begins to squeeze them. He then slowly begins to slide his cock inside her as he kisses her neck. Soon his entire shaft was in her warm pussy, as he could feel her walls surround his cock and massage it
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>>10538897
See, that's the thing. When you plant the idea into my head, my cock starts to twitch and my mind becomes very focused on one task.

Dominating you.

Making you feel helpless and your sole purpose is to just take and take and take. Always receiving and being used. Your flesh essentially becomes mine for the time being. Like a woman. Being a submissive sex tool.

So while bouncing up and down on your ass with your face being buried into a pillow without the permission of you looking up.

That some how excites me. Like a thrill or a hit of cocaine.

You feel the rush.

>(shit I'm kinda down for some cocaine and a giant orgy now.)

Maybe I need help lol
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>>10539086
>As amazing as it feels, he can clearly tell it's his weird obsession with muscles thats working him up this much more than anything about the way they feel. He continues to pump his hips away, something about just the sight of his cock rubbing against her toned belly alone is making him shiver, and the hard yet distinctly warm and fleshy feeling stirs that same feeling up even more. His hips start moving faster and faster, the man only occasionally stopping to move it from side to side instead, making sure he coated each of her muscles with his shaft at least once. His breath was getting heavier and heavier, the leaking from his cock giving away how close he is.
I-it's okay if I get them dirty right? I'll even clean them up again with my mouth if you want.
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>>10539213
hi plebbit
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>>10539175
Yeah but its harder with her. On any given booru an overwatch girl usually has something in the neighborhood of 1000 images, reaching up to 1500+ for people like widomaker or mercy. Zarya has like 200-400. A clear and definitive sign of the shit taste of the common rabble of the internet
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>>10539054
>The horny master peers underneath the table only to find Liru licking her full lips as if they were the meal they were just enduring, soaking them in saliva and making him ache for the warm touch of her supple lips along his lengthy shaft. Toes curling in anticipation he does indeed blink and suddenly bucks forward as Liru's warm maw wraps around his swollen tip and suddenly takes him down to the depths of her esophagus, a heated moan of pure pleasure rocketing out of his lips as every inch of his dick is caressed by her experienced esophagus. As Liru releases him from the oppressive heat of her windpipe he breaths a sigh of relief...That soon becomes another moan of pure pleasure as she takes him to the base once again, his nuts bunting against her chin as she dines on his throbbing, hot meat. His fingers lost in her blonde locks the horny master lays the side of his face against the table, unable to stop from weakly bucking his hips forward to feel more of Liru's saliva slick orifice sucking him off. Petting her scalp he speaks in a few lusty whispers, occasionally stopped by another groan rocking his form from her skilled blowjob.
"L-Liru it must taste really good...Y-You seem a bit more energetic than usual."
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>>10539251
Shame that. I'd definitely be interested if you pick her up, cause we haven't had one since Paul chased off the last one ages ago.
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>>10534630

>>10534806
Hey, been a long time.
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like?
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>>10539282
>Now Liru was only using her mouth to please Master, and now seeing how weak he was at this point...a muffled giggle escapes her pillowy lips, as in her eyes, a quick, faint light of mischievousness appears. Now then, her tongue finally started working, as it playfully wrapped around and poked Master's cock around, as she starts making those lewd gurgling and slurping noises, and her ears perk up to the max as she reaches Master's waist. Letting her tongue twirl and tease freely, she starts cutely nuzzling her nose against Master's tummy, showing how much she really loved him. Ugh, Liru let's out a short little gag that she tries hiding even louder noises, as she feels Master's member managing to enter her warm and quite tight throat.
>But that wasn't just enough for Liru, as she once again, pulls her head away, almost letting Master's tips escape her pillowy lips. But nup, it was a fake release again, as she lets out a loud coo of pleasure, darting right back at Master's cock, and once again welcoming her quite tasty meal to her maw, letting her slimy tongue do her magic.
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>>10539206
Ha~
>Pochaco moans as the man grabs her breasts, each massive mound much bigger than his hands. Anon's hands sink into the soft, warm flesh as she squeezes them. Her slow, restrained moaning grows louder as the man buries himself inside of her. Her tight walls instantly clamp down around his cock, massaging every tender inch of his length. The fat idol tries to ignore it and continue eating, nibbling on a rib as he kisses her neck. Unconsciously, she begins to gyrate her hips and bring them back and forth.
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A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close.
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>>10537412
>DMG
>Jinx
>Morrigan
Why do you hate people who actually erp though?
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>>10539221
Don't worry, we'll cross that bridge when we get there. Just focus on what you're doing~
>Yuugi presses her hand harder on the man's cock, practically crushing him against her rock hard abs. She flexes her muscles to apply even more pressure, squeezing the man's cock as tightly as she can. It's harder for the man to stroke, his cock trapped in the oni's muscular vice. Yuugi rubs her hand across her stomach, making sure the man's length tastes every inch of her perfectly toned stomach.
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>>10539409
Heya
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They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing.
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>>10539468
Jinx and Morrigan don't ERP, anon.
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>>10539465
>Anon begins to thrust inside her, letting his cock rub up inside of her pussy. He then began to squeeze her breasts in a milking motion, like he was milking a cow. Her moaning egged him on as he thrust into her faster and faster, letting his thrusts fall into the rhythm of her gyrations. He made animal like noises as he felt his cock be massaged by her perfect pussy.
Oh...oh man this feels so good.
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(Is it bad that I'm giggling like a maniac while reading these bee shitposts?)
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>>10539475
>The increase in pressure sends a shiver up the mans spine, and a moan out of his mouth accompanied by another healthy little dollop of pre from his head. The slick surface of her abs, now covered in her sweat, his saliva, and his excited juices to top it all off feels way to heavenly for him to hold out much longer. He thrusts as hard as he can against her, which isn't honestly that quick given how much force she's pushing down with. After a few more thrusts he pulls away slightly moving her hand out of the way so he can stroke himself right up to the finale. With a few more slaps against her toned stomach he finally comes, spurting out long ropes of sticky white hot seed against her chest, strands of the stuff collecting across the lines of flesh and around her abs, some of it even reaching up to her breasts.
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>>10539524
Eh, I got kinda burned out on Bee Movie memes. Now it's all about Simpsons Shitposts.
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>>10539524
Don't encourage it.
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red doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours!Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. hat happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life!
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>>10534806
Can I force the teacher to give me a better grade?
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>>10539524
yes, because Owain's shitposting should just be reported.
Reminder to report the shitposts so they get fucked.
Secondary reminder to ignore all of Owain's shitposts, as well as report him.
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>>10539548
>>10539573
(R-Right, sorry.)

>>10539547
(Oooh.)
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>>10539439
>The horny master was practically puddy inside of Liru's mouth when she added her tongue to her oral affections, the salty flesh of his pre-oozing dick being covered in a heavy sheet of her warm saliva. His hips languidly bounced in the same motion as her tongue, attempting to keep grinding the flavor of his fat dick into her taste buds as she suckled him like candy. Melting on the spot his hands found their way to each of Liru's ears, holding onto them like furry handlebars and adding her in bobbing up and down the length of his erection. His semen heavy nuts constantly colliding with Liru's chin the horny master could tell all the affection Liru was putting into trying to drain his meaty pole by the gags that flowed through her mouth, causing the walls of her throat to constrict around him and drain his pre cum from his dick in heavy gushes. Feeling his limit approach he taps the top of Liru's head, his voice shaky as the sounds of energetic sucking and deepthroating keep him on edge the entire time.
"L-Liru I'm getting pretty cloooose...Will you be a good girl and swallow Master's load? I love when you doooo that..."
>He moans in his own goofy tone, overwhelmed pleasure dripping off his words as his pole twitched so powerfully inside of Liru's mouth it tapped the roof of it. Judging by the drooping nuts that he possessed he was going to cum loads and add another creamy sauce to her dinner.
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h, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger.
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>>10539573
>Owain's shitposting
what
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>>10539558
What can a student do to make a teacher give him a better grade, huh?
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Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time.
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>>10539601
I mean, just look how much they're writing.
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>>10539509
You must not lurk very often, Morgan comes in as new people all the time.

And the last time I was here Jinx had a session with a few anons.


It was good bait though.
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>>10539608
It's not what I can do, it's what the teacher doesn't want happening. A disgruntled student may show up after school to her office and "persuade" her in a nongentle way you know?
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This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed.
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>>10534806
Can I see your card?
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How does one even erp?
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Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there.
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>>10539716
Make a post about sex things
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>>10539662
I'm not afraid of little boys, I am a mature woman and is impossible for you to "persuade" one
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>So now Liru was using all of what she could possibly use to please Master, her slimy digit traveling around all of his length, as her soft, enjoyable lips were stuck like glue to Master's base, ready and sure to hold all of her white dinner that Master was about to give her! She couldn't hide her excitement, as she lets out a loud, clear noise of excitement, as she's being petted and called a good girl like she always wanted! But wait a minute, the wolf girl noticed something...her hands weren't doing anything! So, so, they traveled and held to the closest and most enjoyable spot for Master, his balls which gushed so hard that it looked like they were about to explode! So to make Master love her even more, she pulls her head again, but this time, she lets Master's stick pop outside, as she winks at him teasingly...but nup, and as her digits started massaging his balls, she pushed fowards with all of her love for Master and his cock, taking the entire length of him inside, as her throat clenches around it, really really really ready for the seed!
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>>10539521
Mmph!~
>Pochaco's moans are stifled by the food she's eating. As the man thrusts in and out of her, the ribbed walls of her cunt kiss every bulging vein on the man's cock. She begins to rock her hips back against his, her fat ass and thighs slamming against his with a loud smack. His abuse of her breasts only spurs her on more, her pussy quivering and tightening as he squeezes. The idol places one hand on the table to hold herself up, struggling to stay up as her legs wobble beneath her.
(Alright, I finished my other session so now I'll be able to focus all my attention on you.)
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>>10539692
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>>10539716
Dialogue Dialogue Dialogue
>Description Description Description
Dialogue
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>>10539544
>Yuugi moans in surprise as she feels the hot cum splatter across her abs. She wraps a large hand around his cock and strokes it roughly, pulling out every last drop she can as he cums all over her. The cum slides into the indents between her muscles, forming little white rivers on her stomach. As he feels his orgasm slowing down, she presses him back down against her stomach, squeezing the life out of his throbbing cock as it shoots out its final strands. As the last few drops dribble out of his tip, Yuugi lets go and allows his member to hang limply.
Now, you've had your fun but that didn't exactly do anything for me. But don't worry, I'm nowhere near down with you yet/
>Yuugi stands up and grabs the man, lifting him up and slinging him over her shoulder like a sack. She picks her shirt off the ground and starts walking up the mountain.
You're coming home with me~
(I hope this session was everything you had hoped for anon! It was fun writing something new.)
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>>10539716
Pick a character and type up a prompt. Or get a roster of characters, make a card, and just post that. The latter will save effort if your prompt gets ignored.
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>>10539743
You should probably scale up your avas so they're clearer and easier to see. There's a lot of empty space not being used
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>>10539749
It was absolutely perfect. Here's hoping to do more standard stuff with yuugi sometime, maybe a continuation of this
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>>10539735
Do you have discord?
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>>10539732
Are you sure about that? You seem kind of easy to pin down and have a nice negotiation with. I doubt you'll be able to fight back much
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See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no.
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>>10539716
10 posts of foreplay followed by two posts for insertion and then 2 posts of describing the cumshot
Season with dialog, garnish with lewds
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>>10539788
((pic related, wait uh, the discord ain't there. Miku#3727, taadaaa)
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>>10539741
>The smacking of her plumps thighs against hip was music to the Anon's ears. His throbbing cock was being so perfectly loved by her pussy that he began to pick up speed even more. He could almost feel how weak at the knees so was getting, and he wanted more. He began to milk her even harder, and he kissed her neck yet again, making sure that she wasn't able to have a single moment to catch her breath, making sure she was being pleasured in as many ways as possible.
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>>10539816
Official Petition for Miku to play Okusan.
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>>10539836
leave tio alone milf
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>>10539780
(That was my second time doing images like that, I really don't know how to do half of the stuff just the basic...)
>>10539801
Let's see how this end then! bring it on
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>>10539816
(Thanks love. I love your writing and wanted to play with you later. Got any futa?)
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That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering.
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>>10539816
You know I was his close to asking if you were Miku, neat
If you asked how I knew I'd say Liru reminds me of Miku
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>>10539836
(She looks pretty...! Alright, I was reading her manga anyways. I'll finish it today and start thinking about session ideas.)

>>10539849
leave milf alone anon

>>10539861
(Uh, only Miku has futa pictures, but I could play them all as futa if requested.)

>>10539869
(Don't...really understand what you mean, but okee--ohh, the names!)
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All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff?
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>>10539735
>Thinking that it couldn't get any better the lusty master's eyes rolled in their sockets as Liru wrapped her soft hands right around his semen-weighed nuts, each one jostling around within her grasp from the sensual stroking of her dexterous fingers. Slathering her tongue in frothy pre cum and on the verge of orgasm he lets out a muted grunt of displeasure as Liru pulls her cock pillows away from the pulsating slab of meat that she's worshiping. He meets her wink with a confused glance before his vision goes dark, the final deepthroat pushing him over the edge. Holding her head tight with his fingers he mashes her lips to his base, forcing her to swallow glob after glob of delicious cock milk as it erupts from the tip of his erection.
"G-Great job Liru...Open wide and keep swallowing..."
>He mutters his instructions while idly humping her face as he paints her throat white, his creamy seed splattering messily against the back of her windpipe and feeding her mouthfuls of his spunk. Midway through his orgasm he slowly pulls back until only his twitching hip remains against her tongue, splurting a few more ropes of his seed for the wolf girl to savor. His hefty dick covered in spittle and his balls considerably lighter he gingerly pets Liru on the head, still trembling from aftershocks of the mind-melting orgasm.
"Mngh...Soooo good...Are you okay Liru? "
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>>10539857
I can help you and photoshop your cards together in a bigger format if you'd like.
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We're getting attacked by...Bee Movie copypasta?
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>>10539857
>The sun was about to set as school had been over for a few hours. The halls were empty and its floors already cleaned as the janitors had made their rounds. A disgruntled student with papers held in hand stomps towards his teachers office. Furious with the grade he got on his paper and was heading to her to talk some sense into her. He finally made it to her door and have it a quick hard couple of knocks as he waited for her to open the door.
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>>10539816
I want to breed the fox girl
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I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
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>>10539917
(That's nice, do you have a discord?)
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>>10539902
(Oh gotcha. Thank you!)
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>>10539821
>Pochaco pushes the trays of food to the side so she could collapse forward onto the table. Her huge tits plop down onto it, smothering anon's hands as he gropes her. The pleasure becomes too much as the idol moans wildly, no longer able to stuff more food into her mouth. She focuses all her attention on staying up and thrusting her hips, slamming them back against anon's in time with his thrusts. Her fat ass wobbles like crazy each time it meets anon's thighs, just begging to be smacked. Pochaco tightens and relaxes her walls with each thrust of her hips, wanting to give anon as much pleasure as he's giving her.
Yes! Fuck me harder!~
>>10539849
Not until I see that pink haired cutie in this thread! I've never seen someone as perfect for a character as Miku is for this one.
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>>10539483
You been having fun?

I'm still upset that I never got to lewd with mewtwo.
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>>10539935
I really wouldn't call it 'attacked'. It's a lot less effort to hide the posts than it is for him to copy, paste and make the post
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>>10539948
(I do actually. Post your name and I'll add ya.)
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Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
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>>10539624
>implying it isn't copypasta retard
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>>10540048
I'm only having a laugh lad
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New thread:
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>>10540042
>>10540042
>>10540042
>>10540042
>>10540042
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And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers.
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>>10539916
>And what was Liru's response? She simply gulped down the awaited meal, making sure that nothing, not even a single drop escapes her hungry lips, as she nuzzled her nose against Master's waist, still waiting if there was anything left inside her very well drained balls...noticing that it wasn't true, she lazily sucked onto the meat pole of Master for a while, loving the way he was defeated by her cuddly fox girl, before finally stopping her assault and rising from her seat, not after giving Master's length lots and lots of kisses.
Thanks for the meal, I'm almost full!
>But it seemed like she wasn't, as she instantly resumed eating the loving meat in front of her, finally getting to eat something solid! But Master wasn't forgotten, oh no. Now her hand wrapped itself against his tired length, and squeezing the tip with both her index finger and thumb, she started stroking it at a decent pace. She wasn't done yet, but she was hungry..

(And...cut! Taadaaa, hope you liked this little session, Mastah~)

>>10539940
(M-Maybe later~)

>>10539950
(Np np~)

>>10539968
(W-Why do you keep saying that?!)
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>ywn get an ava to shove chocolate up their ass and suck out the poo shaped chocolate
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>>10540066
>>10540071
Uh oh. Which one?
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>>10539937
>She was relaxing in her office, doing absolutely nothing while enjoying the calm ambient. All her fun was ruined by someone knocking the door, she couldn't relax thanks to that sound and she had to open the door.
WHAT IS I- Oh, it's you
>>10539969
(Yup. We can still do it when you have time)
>>10539983
(Mirabelle (red)#7483)
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>>10540073
(Yeah that was great Miku! Hope you had fun too . That handjob at the end is really hot. Hopefully can have more lewd fun with Liru later!)
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>>10540112
>>10540112
>>10540112
>>10540112
NEW AGAIN
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>>10540109
>The moment she cracked the door open he pushed it open. Slightly pushing her back with it as he shoved a paper in her face as he slammed the door behind him.
How can you give me an F!? You know how long and hard I worked on this?! You know what my parents would say if they saw this grade? Change it now.
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>>10540203
(Go to >>10540042 gonna reply in a few minutes)
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