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Plush Thread: Veevee Edition Post your Plush here either

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Plush Thread: Veevee Edition

Post your Plush here either lewd or Safe.
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It's so quiet here. I'll help out
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MY DOG KEEPS RAPING ME

I used to have a Labrador retriever named Apollo. Apollo was huge, with a head about the size of my torso, and I kept him unneutered so as to breed him in the future. (I wanted puppies duh!)He seemed an altogether happy dog, and followed most commands. Well, except when he got into his sexual frenzies.

I remember the first incident. I was watching tv and Apollo came by, sniffed around, then started furiously humping a throw pillow. I mean, he was just decimating this pillow, scooting across the floor with each thrust. I stared in shock.

After a few minutes, Apollo finally jizzed all over the pillow, and a good portion of the floor. I was horrified, seeing as how this was my first look at real, live sperm, and I had to clean it up.

Months later, my friend and I were in the bathroom talking. I was taking a shower and my friend was brushing her hair. (We felt comfortable naked around each other) The door was unlocked and slightly open, and Apollo walked in, and he had this glint in his eyes.

A glint that said, clearly, “I’m going to fuck the shit out of you.”

Sure enough, he came up behind me, knocked me to the ground, and began humping like his life depended on it. I screamed for help, but my friend just LAUGGGHHHED Despite the fact that there was a dog LITERALLY trying to IMPREGNATE ME.
I tried pushing the massive dog off of me, but he weighed more than me, and so I just had to take it. I closed my eyes and continued trying to wriggle away. It then flipped me over and slipped it's penis into my FUCKING VAGINA. I tried moving more to free myself. In retrospect, all that movement was probably taken by Apollo as encouragement.

Saliva from his gaping maw dripped on my shirt, and soon jizz squirted into my vagina and I screamed but my friend just kept on laughing. IT FUCKING OVERFLOWED WITH JIZZ POURING OUT OF MY VAGINA ALL OVER THE FLOOR. The dog howled with pleasure and I realized,

all I could do was accept it
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>>10534936
dogs can't inseminate humans, just be happy you pleased your dog
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>>10534936
Everyone knows that grils aren't here, so don't say you have a Vag.
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>>10534936

.....go on
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>>10534936
Hot. As. Fuck.
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>>10534936
>felt comfortable naked around each other
>saliva dripped on my shirt

well which one is it
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>>10534936
looks like your dog....
boned you
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>>10534980
This
If you're gonna throw up an erotic fantasy, at least proofread the fucking thing.
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>>10534936
MOAR
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>>10534936
This is only the fifth most disturbing thing I've fapped to today!

GOD BLESS /b/!
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>>10535011
>>10535000
>>10534993
>>10534980
>>10534973
>4
>>10534965
>>10534953
>>10534936
Guys could you just go and disturb an other thread?
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>>10534936

yes moar
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>>10534936
it flipped you over? with it's arms and hands?

Jesus Christ try harder
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>>10534980
Good lad
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>>10534936
You were old enough to have a dog and decide to not neuter it with the intention of breeding it. And him cumming on the floor was your first live look at sperm.

You were naked in the shower/bathroom, but then drooled on your shirt later. What? Did he dress you first?

The dog flipped you over? What? Using it's opposable thumbs to grab you first presumably?


This story strikes me as not being entirely credible.
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>>10535067

ITS OBVIOUSLY MADE UP RETARD WHO FUCKING CARES
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>>10534936
All newfags in here? Remember the rules...
Tits and timestamp or GTFO.
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>>10534936
>and he had this glint in his eyes.
Kek
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>>10535077
THE PEOPLE WHO CARE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE WHO CALL PEOPLE RETARD ON THE INTERNET IN ALL CAPS
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Tell us more of your beast fantasies
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>>10535077
>>10535116
Either way, the point is that the story has some glaring inconsistencies. Not if it is in fact a true story or not.
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No!
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>>10534936
Take into account when you make up stories in the future that dogs don't jizz all at once at the end like people, they continuously spurt semen
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>>10534936
I convinced 3 gfs to try this, well worth it
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>>10534936
gake and fay
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>>10535171
So did they try to impregnate you?
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>>10535039

kek
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I wish the samefag spammer would kill himself already.
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>>10534936
call the police, then it will go to jail
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This may be fake but this has probably actually happened to someone.
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>>10534936
At least it wasn't a nigger, still fucking disgusting KYS.
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A dog can't flip over a human. I bet you're a dude that sticks things up his butthole and has a beastial fetish because regular porn doesn't work anymore as a result of years of lonliness from not getting laid. KYS
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>>10534556
Would it be better to have these threads on like 8ch or something? Feels like there would be less autistic spamming.
Also have a phonepic
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Anons who have legit autism diagnosed by a doctor. How is your everyday life? Why are you on this board?
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>>10535265
Yeah I think so.

Also nice Jolteon! I have that one too~ ^^
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Mild autism here. Social interaction is always tricky because I sometimes don't know if people are making a joke or being mean, stuff like that.

Work goes well, because there's a clear task that I have to do so I don't get too distracted.

Uh, I'm here because it reminds me of my BBS time (before the internet). The boards I was on were full of people boasting about how they hacked the Pentagon, or just screaming profanities. I kinda like it here.
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Oh, feel free to ask questions or anything.
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>>10535300
How do you not get when people are mean: you could decide that they are mean because you feel hurt.
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>>10535316
How do you find out what kind of emotions a person is expressing?
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It's kinda fucked desu I've spent all my life entering and leaving friend circles because inevitably everyone starts pissing me off in the long run
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>>10535331
>>10535348
These two tie into each other. The only way I can figure out emotions (both in others and in myself) is by analyzing what happened and making an assumption. Those are wrong a lot though, but it's all I got, so I still do it.

So I might feel hurt by what someone says, because I mostly assume the worst possible thing. That sounds negative, but the other way around will get you into a lot of awkward situations where you make a fool of yourself. Feeling bad is something you can shrug off. I do always think "maybe they didn't mean it like that."

So taking all that into account: I might feel hurt, but the person meant no harm. I might think "maybe they didn't mean it like that" but the person sure as fuck meant it like that.
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This too, yeah. Not because they start pissing me off, but I get too anxious about having to meet certain expectations and I find it easier to just go look for new people. It's a weak thing to do, but it helps with the anxiety.
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Maybe you could use your energy to find out how to be happy alone?
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>>10535372
How do you not know which emotion you feel? When you feel angry you don't feel good and want to destroy something and you know what makes you feel bad because that thing started this feeling. It seems so obvious to me.
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I've been alone for the last.. Damn, three years now. I don't understand the concept of happy so your point doesn't make much sense to me
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>>10535405
Yeah, angry and happy are easy enough. But I'll give you an example: someone says something to me and I feel a little angry about that.

Am I angry at the person because of what he said? Am I frustrated because this is one of those moments where I can't figure out what someone means again? Am I sad because of the whole autism thing and that's all I can think about when I don't understand something? Etc.
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>>10535405
Better example. I feel a little angry now because I read your post in a negative way. Like "how the fuck wouldn't you know what you feel, idiot?" You might have meant "I don't know what you mean? Like, you can't pinpoint your emotion or something?" out of genuine interest, but I took it as an insult.
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Ye true it doesn't make sense.
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>>10535285
Assburger reporting in.
I'm self employed, so working life is good.
Social interaction, on the other hand, is always tricky (mostly what other anons have stated; understanding people feelings is hard. I also often space out when they become boring or when random thoughts pop up).
I'm here because it's been a habit since 2007, and it's the only place on the entire internet where I feel like being home.
I had really interesting and lulz worthy interaction here.
Feel also free to ask questions.
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>>10535433
This makes a lot of sense. I have no idea why this doesnt't happen to me.
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>>10535405
>>10535440
That might actually be a good way to explain autism when it comes to social interaction. Posts on 4chan are stripped from emotion (or well, sometimes, haha). It's hard to judge if someone is being sarcastic, angry, interested, etc. if the wording isn't all that clear. It's a bit like that, but all the time.
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>>10535460
I have that too, the spacing out. I get distracted by almost everything. I can only play games on consoles with my laptop nowhere near, because I'll just switch to my browser otherwise.
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>I don't understand the concept of happy
Do autistic people all suffer from major depression, too, or is this something different?
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>>10535433
Yeah this pretty much hits it. Someone says something to you and there was a glint in his eye. You leave the room and an hour later it still bugs you. Wait, was he joking? Was he fucking with me? Am I imagining things and just fucking with myself? Should I have said something? Is he gonna think I'm retarded now? Jesus fucking christ why can't I just stop thinking about this, it happened four hours ago
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>>10535501
Yes, same here.
The most complicated thing for me is when I talk about work on skype with someone and notifications from other people come in. A nightmare.
Same thing when I'm working on the computer and wait for a specific call from someone, then other people begin to talk to me.
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I personally do.
I've learnt to understand the signals before a major episode kicks in, but it's still hard sometimes.
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>>10535285
>everyday life
I'm 24, never had a job (or a gf), and live with my dad. I spend 5 days of the week in my room going on 4chan, practicing guitar, and playing the same video game. The other two days are band practice. I got kind of lucky that one of my autistic obsessions is guitar, something that other people find valuable. All of my social connections in life have been built through that.

>Why are you on this board?
Found it in my older brother's browsing history 11 years ago. What they say is true, you're here forever
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Yeah I'm not autistic but I've struggled with depression my whole life. It's horrible.
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>>10535521
Dude, I have the EXACT SAME reaction. What really helps is just getting back to the person and telling them you felt like he meant this and that and whether or not that's what they actually meant. That gives so much closure.
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29 year old man here, most of you guys dint get hit enough or kicked out of your home's for not working.. this shit is mostly not real. Get a job
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I actually technically never said I was depressed. I just don't really see the point of being happy or how it's even supposed to work. I'm never content with anything I do, and even if I do manage to do something meaningful, all it does is give me just a five minute bliss, like a line of coke, until I feel forced to move on to the next thing
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>>10535586
I think there's only one guy here who doesn't have work, anon. I've been bullied throughout school, so I definitely was hit and kicked enough.
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>>10535586<br year old man understands more than modern medicine and psychology
Wow, you must spread your wisdom anon. You have all the answers
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That really does sound like depression to me, but I'm not a doctor and I don't understand autism. Definitely worth mentioning to a professional though, if you haven't already.
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The 29 yr old guy here again, everyone has depression. Nobody likes to work 12 hours a day 6 days a week. Nobody likes to do laundry or foodshop then cook... Nobody likes to mop and vacuum or pay bills.... 95% of life is doing shit that sucks . ... And that other 5 % is like content rather than happyness... accept that u can't have fun all the time and u won't be so miserable idk
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Depression sucks. I'm on medication off and on. 100mg sertraline right now, which works ok-ish. I think that's Zoloft in the US?

I've pretty much been talking to psychiatrist my whole life. First because of the bullying, then several times for depression. I was diagnosed with autism two years ago and that was the moment where I FINALLY could explain what went wrong in all those weird-ass situations during my life. I always just thought I had chronic depression. As did most psychiatrists...

Turns out mild autism can be hard to diagnose...
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Well yeah ofcourse I've been in contact with a psychologist, a psychiatrist and a neurologist for the last three years now. The thing is I've built myself towards a lifestyle and future that pretty much forces me to just keep obsessively working day in day out. And yeah, that obviously isn't healthy, and yeah, I'll probably never be at ease with myself. But I'm just too far in to escape it now so I have to ride this rollercoaster out till the end
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>>10535639
>Everyone feels down sometimes
Typical reaction of a person who hasn't had to deal with actual depression. It's not just feeling miserable. It's the same with migraines. Everyone has a headache sometimes. Yep...
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>>10535300

Was that /prog/? So many in jokes on that place it was hard to keep up.

I'm a super anxious, paranoid socially awkward individual who thinks everyone is being subversively mean to me all the time. Have started recently trying to stop understanding what people really mean and just focus literally on their words. It is actually kind of relaxing to be unaware of that sort of thing.
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That's how I feel about it too. I'll just sit it out and see what happens. I don't want to kill myself because my parents are still alive and I don't want them to go through that.
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Y'all just a bunch of snowflakes.
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>>10535690
No, I was talking about when you had BBS because the internet wasn't a consumer thing at that point. But yeah, there's boards on here that are pretty much exactly the same. That's why I like it here, I guess.

That sounds nice, by the way. What do you focus on? Just what they're saying and filter out all the abstract stuff or something?
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I have schizopfrenia, but i really wont change it to autism. I find autistic people very good. You are perfect desu. When my disease will progressed to final i Will have autism too, and this fact make me so happy, but now im just a vagteable who cant even write right.
Sorry For my English.
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Hmmm. I don't want to kill myself because I think it's kinda boring. Where I'm at, I just keep going under the conviction that even if a situation completely fucking sucks, that doesn't mean it's not interesting. That's pretty much my entire reason for still being alive right now
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>>10535719
Sure, I guess. We're just being open in this thread, from what I understand. I don't go about complaining about how hard life is all the time or anything.
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>>10535553
What game?
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>>10535810
Dude, it took so much to not ask that, haha. But yeah, anon. What game? kek
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Autistic people do have a higher rate of depression and other related conditions, so you're not entirely wrong
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Do you by chance work in tech in Seattle or the Bay area?
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Lol no, why? Do I remind you of someone?
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>>10535810
Trials Evolution
It's a pretty straightforward skill game that most people don't get that into. But it has near endless capability for skill progression and gets insanely difficult

>>10535827
Why would you not ask if you wanted to?
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You remind me of a whole category of people. Not in a bad way or anything, it's just a line of work that people on the spectrum often gravitate toward and do well at is all.
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I have high functioning asperkers, but my life isn't that bad, I've got an iq of 162, but everyone still thinks I'm a retard
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Well I am very much focused on programming work that much is true
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>>10535880
I love this game. The ones for android especially.
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>>10535880
>Why would you not ask if you wanted to?
Because I thought it might be rude to just ask that and ignore the other things you said.

Trials is a series I'm afraid to get into because I've broken my share of controllers... Then again, my game of choice is Dark Souls, so yeah... I think Trials is way harder because it's physics based and there's just too much going on in those type of games for me.
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>>10535905
Whats your interest?
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I'm a programmer too. Frontend development, if that counts, haha.
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>>10535945
THis is /b/. This guy is probably happy that we have a normal conversation with him. At least I am.
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>>10535285
Not diagnosed by a doctor but im pretty sure i have social autism, por at least social anxiety

Life is hell

Im a good looking guy but i cant find a girl because im social retard , girl get atractted to me , but they lost interestelar when they know me

Muy social anxiety is ver y bad i cant even see a girl in the eyes without start to shake and blush
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>>10535905
High Functioning Autism and Aspergers don't exist anymore with DSM-V. It's all just Autism Spectrum Disorder now.
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>>10535735

Ah right, understood.

Here's an example from yesterday:
>In a meeting but one colleague isn't there so go out to look for him
>Bump into project manager who asks if the meeting is about some certain bit of work coming up.
>Meeting hadn't started yet so I say "Yea, I guess"
>She bursts out laughing and just walks off while loudly repeating "I guess" to the person she was with.
> Uncontrollable laughing and "I guess" continues as she walks into the distance.

I don't know if what I said was genuinely funny in an innocent way or stupid and she was ripping the piss out of me. I shrugged, carried on looking for my colleague and somehow decided I simply didn't care. It was incredibly liberating. Previously I'd have brooded over it for the rest of the day.
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>>10535995
Actually this isn't /b/ you're in /trash/ here
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>>10535995
I am too. It's nice to hear you guys talk about the same things I struggle with in life.
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>>10536047
I'm definitely going to try that. Because stuff like that would bother me for a good while too. Thanks.
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Neither depressed nor happy. It's weird. Things can be in the literal gutter and you still don't care, or they be genuinely happy moments but you don't value them as such.

It takes a while to understand what is happening on emotional level. I hate this. Once had a girl wanting to kiss me in the lips as we said goodbye at night and I just gave two kisses in the cheek instead.

The good thing is that you don't go down. Kind of a survival advantage. You can pass through things most people would experience as traumatic and the autistic mind is actually more worried about something else on his mind.

I remember once losing all my feet nails in the feet due to excessive forced walking (the nails cooked and dropped off inside the boot) and my thoughts at that time was if I would be saving enough money to buy the cellphone I wanted.
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>>10534936
h-hot
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>>10535586
I'm 22, live on my own and entirely support myself with a job working as an electrical engineer
I think you're just projecting your own failures and shortcomings so as to feel superior to others, even though it'll never change the fact that you're a massive disappointment that still lives in your mother's basement.
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my doggo just passed on today, peacefully in her sleep

can you make me feel alright bros
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>>10536418
Timestamp or gtfo
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If it makes you feel better she's probably playing games with this sweet prince right now
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>>10536418
I'm sorry Anon have some cute doggos
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>>10536418
Fuck you and your dog
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>>10536705
please kill yourself
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LIE here, without a record of thy worth,
Beneath a covering of the common earth!
It is not from unwillingness to praise,
Or want of love, that here no Stone we raise;
More thou deserv'st; but 'this' man gives to man,
Brother to brother, 'this' is all we can.
Yet they to whom thy virtues made thee dear
Shall find thee through all changes of the year:
This Oak points out thy grave; the silent tree
Will gladly stand a monument of thee.
We grieved for thee, and wished thy end were past;
And willingly have laid thee here at last:
For thou hadst lived till everything that cheers
In thee had yielded to the weight of years;
Extreme old age had wasted thee away,
And left thee but a glimmering of the day;
Thy ears were deaf, and feeble were thy knees,--
I saw thee stagger in the summer breeze,
Too weak to stand against its sportive breath,
And ready for the gentlest stroke of death.
It came, and we were glad; yet tears were shed;
Both man and woman wept when thou wert dead;
Not only for a thousand thoughts that were,
Old household thoughts, in which thou hadst thy share;
But for some precious boons vouchsafed to thee,
Found scarcely anywhere in like degree!
For love, that comes wherever life and sense
Are given by God, in thee was most intense;
A chain of heart, a feeling of the mind,
A tender sympathy, which did thee bind
Not only to us Men, but to thy Kind:
Yea, for thy fellow-brutes in thee we saw
A soul of love, love's intellectual law:--
Hence, if we wept, it was not done in shame;
Our tears from passion and from reason came,
And, therefore, shalt thou be an honoured name!
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thank you bros, im struggling on how to approach this and
im just cherishing the memories trying to grasp it

thank you for being here anons
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>>10536574
wow youre an asshole
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Sorry for your loss OP, couldn't imagine life without my girl
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>>10536747
Fuck you too
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>>10536418
Pic with Dick in that sweet doggy cunt or it didn't happen.
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>>10536418
Man up you fucking faggot
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>>10536418
Feel better
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>>10536867
She will die before you.
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>>10536918
This.
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This webm always makes me happy
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have a cat dweeb
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what kind of dog is this ?
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>>10537051
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>>10536418
https://youtu.be/pA8DdkM2Wqo
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Sorry, no idea
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>>10537007

She will, but I'll enjoy the time we have.
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of all the threads, why do these faggots have to shitpost in this one?
there are literal shit threads for them do this in
our fetish is fucking tame compared to the rest of the damn board
isn't there a mod/janitor for /trash/?
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Shut the fuck up . Fuck you and your dog pussy . Suck it up lieing cuck ass bitch
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ITT butthurt trumpets
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>>10537253
https://youtu.be/pA8DdkM2Wqo
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>>10537253
y u so mad?
everyday you post this.
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>>10537288
Do you want your head cut off?
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>>10537303
sad
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>>10537253
Not butthurt at all
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>>10537253
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>>10537303
Trump is the one that lets the dictators that fund isis into the white house and allow his goons to beat american citizens
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>>10537253
>day 151
He didn't even start the war
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>>10537253
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>>10537350
trying this hard
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>>10537362
sure kid
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>a hotel businessman has a plan to defeat a transnational military fundamentalist organization

WEW LAD
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>>10537437
>in denial
Celebrity worship is strong with this one
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>>10537253
to be fair ISIS is basically defeated as far as holding significant territory goes. had nothing to do with trump, but you're still probably better off criticizing some of the other failed promises.
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>>10537253
>>10537383

I seem to recall Iraq declaring ISIS was dead. Sounds like he got the job done.
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>>10537350
> something done
> trump
wat
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>>10537253
>Trump conplained about golf outings and getting nothing done previously
>goes on vacation EVERY WEEKEND to his own properties making taxpayers pay for it.
Sounds like a dictator to me. Mitch Mcconnell burn in hell.
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>>10537501
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>>10537453
sad
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>>10537453
The plan
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>>10537465
yawn
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>>10537188
I'm reporting them but it isn't gonna do shit apparently.
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>>10537484
>>10537501
>>10537453
> mfw cruise missiles hitting that airport in syria took out some major arms deal that was going down for them
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>>10537253
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>>10537350
>Eventually we will find a way to bait and switch properly
>A-are you still watching me?
>You wouldn't watch Obama this hard
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I'm baaack
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>>10537253

Thinking ISIS still exists...
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>>10537549
nothing new? just the same stale butthurt as last week.
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>>10537657
>>10537671
>>10537705
>>10537720
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>>10537383
>we didn't start the fire
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>>10537253

Nice b8 m8, r8 it 8/8.

>Sage
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Let's talk about Chris-Chan.
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Why should we do that?
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did his shirt ever sell or did anons keep breaking the auctions? His FB has been pretty quiet lately.
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Ive binged all his videos pretty much... When do you think this diaper wearing fast food eating
Neet piece of garbage will die?
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>>10537920
Because his life is such a cringe trainwreck. The only girl that ever talked to him was chased away after he posted a drawing of him fingering her.

Pic related
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>>10537885
What's gonna happen when Barb kicks the bucket? Also, he is going to get his dick cut off in February.
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i miss the glory days when he wasn't a tranny. he used to be funny, now he's just fucking creepy.
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>>10537956
Whenever the bear conductor wills it
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Look at his fucking stupid coverphoto on facebook. I lolled at the lumberjack in the picture. Bob sure died with regret.
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>>10537989

it sickens me that my tax dollars are probably paying for this shit
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Somebody post his boi pussy
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>>10537885
his descent into madness is...upsetting. He's the kind of cringe that seems funny at first and then just gets depressing the longer you look
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>>10538006
Yeah tranny chris is destroyed, he cant even defend himself nowadays. And there is no good trolls like Liquid chris around. Probably wouldnt matter anyways.
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The story of Chris-chan is so fucking creepy and strange, I'm surprised his mom hasn't died of sheer misery
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>>10537938
Never sold instead he started a patreon for sonichu pages
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HE IS A FUCKING CANOE RAPING CACTUS HUGGING HORSE WANKING SHEEP FUCKING FUCKTARD OF THE SIXTEENTH ORDER OF THE PINECONES OF HOLY FUCK.
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Worst part is truely how easy anyone could get this bad.
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>>10538130
His mom is fucking deluded, and probably the reason alongside the lumberjack to why he is this fucking autistic. They didnt let him go to this ''special'' school, or whatever when he was a kid. Not to mention that they didnt give a shit about him as a kid.
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I just ask myself ,
Who are more Creepy

Chris-Chan or the his Stalkers.
Who few times stalk him to a Strip Club.

I think both
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>>10538168
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>>10538211
atleast the stalkers are not drinking cum in their fanta to increase their chances of getting a daughter named ''Crystal''. Chris is so fucking nasty
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>>10538188
No. Chris is actually retarded and he was raised by parents who where nuts. They where hoarders who never even tried to teach him to live a normal life.
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>>10538199
Das rit mane. Toxic childhoods breed toxic people.
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>>10538188

this
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The last I heard of Chris-chan he was liquidating Bob's stamp collection on ebay for money to pay bills.

Does anyone have the tl;dr on what has happened with him since then?
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Will we ever get barb nudes
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>>10537885
Haha, remember when chris wanted to kill all faggots or whatever? Old chris was so different.
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>>10537885
''Just to keep it clear on the topic: I am a Male Lesbian Intersex Transgender. You can Google "Lesbian Identified Male" for more info on the subject. I am most sincerely into Women, and I am Female in my Soul. If you still persist, read my extensive response in the Comments of this Post. I am fully supporting Human Rights Equality, Regardless of my own emotions of some people, and I am fully supporting same sex marriage as well in that same regardless.

Please do not ask me any questions; just feel glad that I am on your side now and from now on the issues.

Thank you.'' - Chris chan's facebook
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>>10538306
He just started buying more legos for the money
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>>10538372
Does he fuck canoes?
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>>10538256
Dude you ever seen the dump threads that come up on occasion where retards as autistic as him show their trash filled homes, clothe and mold fill bathrooms, the simple fact that they live in their parents attic at like 28 doing nothing with their lives? No anyone can with enough habit and bulshit.
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>>10538405
Man i dont know, all i know is that he pierced himself under his balls and almost died from an infection he called a ''vagina''
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>>10535265
what board would you make the thread in?
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>>10538306
>tried selling his shirt for 20k
>started a Patreon for sonichu pages
>Internet stalking doopiedoover/mlp va
>buying Legos and toys
>passed a kidney stone
>Robbie sonichu is now trans
>his cat got hit by a car
These are most of the highlights
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>tfw read his ED entry again
>5 minutes later I see this
Why do such strange things always happen to me? I read/think about something and minutes later I see others talking about it.

What does that mean /b/?
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>>10538434
Wat
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>>10538446
Chris chan is a person im going to follow for the rest of my life, everything that is going on etc. It is like a train crash but instead of a few seconds of a crash, its more like YEARS of agony and pain and cancer alongside autistic cringe.
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>>10538446
Man, guess he/she/it figured out how to actually keep more on the down low. He has to be really worse now.
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>>10538434
I vote that Chris Chan has fucked a canoe while being fist fucked by a cactus.
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>>10538473
Google ''Chris chan un-clit''
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>>10537906
Wow
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When barb dies, Chris is going to be FUCKED. Literally fucked. I really fucking wonder how it will go. Bob died from ticks or something, bug bites or whatever, I wonder when Barb will get the same treatment.

Lol, his life is so fucking crazy. How can EVERYTHING go to hell like that.
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come on man, literally no one is responding to you
you're wasting your time here
just leave the thread alone
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>>10538487
Retards like you who want the train wreck to get worse, prod him, try to fuck with him has simply made him worse. Retard wont die, just get slowly mote and more autistic. Just leave him alone and look in to pop-idols or learn to garden, way better things to do.
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>>10538423
What is the point? Retards do stupid shit?

I don't mean retard as an insult, this mother fucker is actually retarded.
>>
What the everloving fuck is this train wreck of a thread.
>>
Any boyfriend free girls out there?
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>>10538560
He will chainfuck canoes till he is arrested for serial canoe fucking, then he will in jail build a canoe from stored cheeseburgers, and chainfuck that until death.
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Honest question:

I always look at Chrischan and pontificate the whole "chicken or the egg" aspect of his story.

Do you guys think he ended up this way because he has always harbored this tranny shit inside of him, and the stress of repressing it made him an autistic retard?

Or do you guys think that the autistic shit has always been inside of him, and pursuant to his autism making him a chronic repeat failure in life, the stress of it all drove him into being a tranny?

tl;dr: What came first? The autism, or the gender dysmorphia?
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>>10538577
No, fuck that you silly bitch. People like me will continue to FUCK with chris because he is the autistic cunt he is. He doesnt give a shit about internet heros like yourself you pathetic faggot. If chris would actually be someone more sensible and get help, then people like me would leave.

We wont tho, simply because he is a piece of shit living off of tax payers money , doing nothing but spreading cancer.

You are just as bad you autistic fucking faggot. How fucking pathetic can you get? You are DEFENDING CHRIS CHAN. End your life, please. Fulfill Bobs wish, Take chris with you.
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>>10538628
The canoe fucking.
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>>10536539
i dont want to see it... but we all know it. if anon were to take a fifth picture, the shelf would be empty.
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>>10538497
True he also got this commissioned look at his twitter for weird tweets direct at doopie
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what a weirdo
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>>10538460
i saw the same thing with the "my name jeff" meme

not seen it for well over a year then suddenly seeing it everywhere after watching an old cringy jeff meme compilation on YouTube
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>>10538594
He is retarded, you are literally staring into the special ed class and hoping someone has a tard fit while you laugh and throw peanuts. Besides, I think he has gotten wise to the attention he can draw.
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>>10538628
Someone nudged him into this whole thing - he is gullible as shit.
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>>10538628
He probably had some of the tranny shit inside him. The reason I say that is that he was always talking about how he hated gay people. I seem to even remember that he was talking to one of those trolls and he told her that he would get fucked by a guy if she wanted him to.
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>>10538639
Thats just it, why? Is it really that funny? Most of the time its boring as fuck and you know what to expect from him.
>KYS
Also your summer is showing.
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Stupid nigger with face tattoos walks out of restaurant without paying... Race war when????

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWu_j93lez9/

Another video where he robs alot of things
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ace_1500480869
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>>10538877
Degenerate monkeys
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>>10538893
I've got more info about him I'll make sure to post it so you can call the cops on him in case you live in the US
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His instagram
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>>10538877
fuck you OP, IT'S BOONK GANG IN THIS BITCH
ganggang

whole lotta gang shit
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>>10538952
Shut the fuck up you uneducated dumb nigger. Ahhh /b/ was fucking horseshit these days anyways
>>
>>10538972
u mad OP?

big mad or lil mad?

this dude fucked more women than you
>>
>>10538991
Amount of niggers on this thread #2
And what does lil mean? Did you ever learn english you fucking nigger?
>>
OP FAG IT BOONK GANG

WHOLE LOTTA GANG SHIT IN THIS BITCH
>>
>mfw /b/ would go crazy pressuring a white kid to do this shit
>hates cause nigger
A wise man once said judge a man by the content of his character, not the color of his skin
>>
>>10539022
mynigga
>>
/b/ is full of underage who probably is obsessed with this ape
>>
>>10539098
Nah it's just the nigger that keeps posting nigger shit over and over again protecting his people lol, he always talks to himself samefaggin nigger retard.
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>>10539098
Pretty much yeah. It's filled up with fucking niggers
>>
>>10538877
>>10539155
>>10539098

Take any activism to /pol/, that's where the hacktivists hang out these days.
>>
>>10539155

Who taught these niggers how to use the "internetz".. That's who we should go after.
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nah this is impressive. he ran out on the barber too.
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>>10538445
Maybe /fur/? I'm not actually too sure but they do have a murrsuit thread so irl porn is ok
>>
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>>10534936
whoa
>>
bump
but is this thread really worth saving
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Gross
>>
So soft
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Holy shit, this plush thread is so hot~
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>>10551006
shut up faggot, it's litterally ruined
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>>10551764
Are you kidding? I've cum thirty times today alone.
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>>10552313
Yeah, but It's only off topic with their damn dog stories and grannys and other shit. There are only 9 Plush images here.

Also what I don't understand is that the hole dead dog stuff from >>10536418 was all litterally a thread on /b/ that was copied 1:1 here
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>>10552367
That's amazing.
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Also Can confirm this.. Why do they throw a thread from another board on this one?
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Maybe OP should start a thread with a safe picture next time. This thread wasn't attacked for example: >>10532027
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>>10552555
Not quite, they litterally thought he was me and said the only wants the plush to fug it and BTFO.
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>>10552573
I think they're pretty unfair to him. He's actually a good guy, even though I can't understand why he only wants pink plushes. But to each their own
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>>10552555
Pretty sure we've started plush threads with outright explicit content in the past and never had issues.
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>>10554053
Jup, we did
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Eww
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Friendly reminder that traps are gay and if you're attracted to them you'r mentally ill and should probably kill yourself.
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Traps aren't gay, people who like them are. Fucking fix yourself

Literally nothing gay with wanting to be pretty, too
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>>10556252
shut the fuck up
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>>10556238
>Friendly reminder
>You should probably kill yourself
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>>10556268
Nah, educate yourself, fool
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>>10556299
I don't need to educate myself on the ramblings of a mentally ill sodomite
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Okay wtf happened in this thread
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>>10556252
Ayo shut da fuq up!
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also theirs no such thing as a feminine penis
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How to tie a noose
Wait this isn't google
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>>10556318
Yeah, you do
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>>10556404
nah
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>>10556299
2 genders
Many mental health problems
2 sexualities
Get over it
No
One
Needs
To
Learn
Your
Genderqueer
>im a little fairy alien fucking faggot
Nonsense
>>
>>10556436
No one is talking about multiple genders you insecure bitch

Drag queens aren't gay; most drags hate gay men and vice versa. Gay men like the form of men, not women, so dressing as one is an afront to being gay.
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Well at least the thread will die faster with over 300 posts,fucking spammers
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>>10556458
Every time someone tries to explain this to me i tune out.
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>>10556338
THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY 「STAND」!
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>>10556474
now it hit bump limit
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