/ERP/ Thread The best way to fall asleep these late night hours.

Who are you staying up for ERP?

>>10527992
You tell me

>>10527992
Definitely Morrigan

>>10527992
No one, I just can't fall asleep right now

>>10527992
Secret.

>>10527992
I'm just here to lurk, watch anime, and play Darkest Dungeon.

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>>10527992
Disappointment and failure

>>10527992
Someone to sit on my face and suffocate me!

>>10527992
MILFAnon

>>10527992
someone who will let me fuck their butt

>>10527992
Kibbles
Nina
Shy
Sponty
Faye
Trixie

>>10528191
I'm just an anon but I'd let you fuck my butt so long as you're rough~

>>10528214
i don't like fucking male butts unless they are cute

>>10527992
ESL.
So I can shitpost them.

Dunno if he's here, but I'm looking for a special anon! It's Jeremy and I could really use some heavy pounding~~

>>10528369
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

ded thred

>>10528440
I would RP but I have work in a few hours, so Nighty Night Anon.

>>10528457
talk about a boring night

>Dead hours used to be Sponty, Mercy and Morrigan running around doing lewd things.
>Now it's bait images, shitposting, drama and dead threads.
So this is what suffering feels like.

>>10528470
Speaking of which, we confirmed that the gay kangaroo was Sponty or not?

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Might as well ask. Who's awake right now?

Evens make new folder and play that.
Odds play someone I already have.

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>>10528470
The weak should move aside for the strong. If this causes you suffering, you should just die.

>>10528470
All of the good avas are on break and the shitters that posted within the last few days are all we've got left

>>10528494
I should be asleep for work, but I've been making folders of my favorite characters.

>>10528498
Requesting someone with a big ass made for facesitting

>>10528492
Still a mystery. I'm more interested in seeing him fuck Allen though.

>>10528494
Yo.

>>10528526
I was planning on a more petite character since I already have a fair amount of thicc, sorry anon.

>>10528492
>>10528534
Someone on Discord said they hadn't denied it being them.

>>10528536
>petite
YES
Who do you have lined up as options?

>>10528534
Allen? As in the Mewtwofag that used to blogpost depressing shit and encouraged Paul?

>>10528536
That ain't bad either. I'm always down for some foot worship if you've got someone who could work with that.

>>10528552
Yeah. They were doing super gay stuff last night but then they died or something.

>>10528506
GEEEEEEESE

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>>10528534
Yeah, my bad for crashing but I saved their last post and hope to continue sometime. Probably tomorrow when there's less risk of falling asleep in the middle. Again.
I think I need to go to a sleep lab, I'm a real snoozer.

>>10528494
Me (Jasper/twintelle) but just because I'm on the way home.

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>>10528575
("Soy Sauce For Geese" intensifies)

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>>10528494
I am.

>>10528591
I saw you in the previous thread, was bummed I missed a chance to have my face sat on by Twintelle! Dunno if that's up your alley or not though.

>>10528603
his son is cuter
>>10528614
>you will never suck on those titties

>>10528580
Don't you keep like passing out in the middle of scenes?

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>>10527992
Cuties of course

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>>10528629
>You will never have those titties
Why even live?

>>10528547
It's a secret~
I will say she's a bit untraditional, at least in terms of fetishes.
>>10528559
Could happen.

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>>10528631
I wasn't kidding about needing to see a sleep lab, I am a very tired individual.

>>10528614
Do a cheer for us, Raikou.

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>>10528494
Hanging around

>>10528651
I'll have to keep an eye out for her then, foot stuff is great.

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>>10528618
Face sitting with twintelle is absolutely up my ally. You can just catch me on tommorow, I'm on pretty regularly.

>>10528640
>You will never motorboat those titties

>>10528681
God damn I just want that ass on my face so bad! Guess I'll have to check tomorrow. Cheers.

Anyone know the name of the artist that drew the hellhound EGG used?

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>>10528663
Give me an M! Give me an I! Give me an L! Give me an F! What does that spell?
>>10528695
Truly one of the greatest tragedies of our times.

But the real question is: Is gay still okay?

>>10528819
I never learned how to spell.

How is /ERP/ even conducting things nowadays? is it just in the thread or is is via discords and stuff too.

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>>10528819
Good fucking lord, do I love me some big tits in tank tops.

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>>10528876
Oh. I'm sorry, that's so sad.
>>10528896
How do you feel about cheerleading uniforms?

>>10528917
cute navel

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>>10528833
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05gCLwe5Lgu

>>10528883
Some people do things in the thread only, some do stuff over discord only; others do both.

>>10528917
They're okay, but tank tops are still superior. I gotta have me a little cleavage.

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>>10528928
Thank you!
>>10528976
I bet you love bikinis then.

>>10529003
Oh, absolutely I do. But with tank tops, they're just so normal to be seen out in public, that nobody would even bat an eye if they saw you in one. At least not for the clothes. Like if you were walking down a city street on a hot summer day, which would you be more likely to see? Big tits in tank tops or big tits in bikini tops?

How long until kenny kills themself?

>>10529100
Apparently MootAnon deleted his server, those were Kenny's only friends. A month more.

>>10529122
Thank god, I've been sick of that furfag posting and never doing anything

>>10529122
Didn't they say they made a new one, though?

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>>10529089
I suppose that's true. It would be a lot harder to find a woman dressed like this walking around. Outside of the Red Light District at least.

>>10529147
Did I say Kenny was in it? Nah nigga, it's only like 10 people.

>>10529161
So Kenny lost all of his friends? Perfect.

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Hello
Where are the lolis?

>>10529148
See, when I look at that, all I see is a tank top minus the stomach. And with tits that big, it doesn't matter how hard you try and contain 'em. You're still gonna get a show either way.

>Adding new characters to my list and realize I have 3 OW girls now
Kill me senpai, and give me a character to add.

>>10529222
Yumemi from Touhou

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>>10529222
Did you try looking at good video games?

>>10529222
what media are you into

>>10529122
how do you think we could speed this up

>>10529222
Definitely add Morrigan

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>>10529203
I'm starting to get worried that I'll have to switch to some different lolis. There's hardly any proper Yupiels left.

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>>10529218
This picture would be significantly better if that were a trap on the right.
>>10529222

>>10529256
There's no limit to cute vampire lolis!

>>10529239
Show him compassion and love when he's lonely, then ditch him and leave him to his emotions. He'll go insane again, trust me it works, been doing it to someone for a few months now.

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>>10529268
why didn't I think of that

>>10529228
Nah, Touhou isn't my style.
>>10529238
Trash, my interests are trash.

>>10529268
Do tell.

>>10529256
I don't know who that loli is, but I need her to dominate me, STAT.

>>10529148
What times are you usually on to play?

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>>10529267
Let's just be honest for a second, here. There may be plenty of vampire lolis out there, but none of them would be Yupiel.

>>10529294
Her name is Yupiel. And she gladly would.
https://nhentai.net/g/169134/
https://nhentai.net/g/192371/

>>10529268
Why?

>>10529283
An ava basically did something wrong and I'm pushing them closer to the edge as a form of revenge, I'll stop of course but not until I deem it necessary.
>>10529335
Because I can and I dislike them.

>>10529345
Pure autism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-McS-shPz4

>>10529276
That narrows it down. Try looking into characters that fit specific fetishes or something like that.

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>>10529268
>>10529345

>>10529345
Which ava? I'm interested.

>>10529317
Could Miss Yupiel use me for her pleasure? Use me as chair, or a toy, or whatever she needs?

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>>10528494
For another half hour or so

>>10529384
Is that actually what he looked like as a human?

>>10529372
Does it matter?

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>>10529391
Or something similar to that before he became Momonga. Only really have fan art to go on,

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>>10529380
Unfortunately that'll probably never happen. They're pretty stingy about lolis around here.

>>10529401
Not really, I was just curious.

>>10529372
>>10529401
Definitely Morrigan

>>10529461
that was my guess

>>10529437
Do you have a discord? And if it's just the pictures, I don't mind non-lewds.

>>10529484
>>10529461
Wrong, I won't tell either way. Goodnight Anons.

and you gotta help us

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>>10529307
I'm usually on sometime between 4pm and 10pm. I'm going to go to bed so I hope I can catch you sometime during the day.

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>>10529486
Oh, I'm not an ava or anything. I only post Yupiel because it's a thing the loliranger and I have been doing for a while now. I'm sure someone else would indulge you if you asked.

>>10529545
You'd think so, but the closest I've seen to a loli ava is the one who plays Penny (RWBY) and Yuki (Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya), and they've been out of it lately thanks to some recent sleep medication.

>>10529587
Neither Penny or Yuki are loli.

>>10529587
Reminder that Nozomi is Vino and we need to chase them off again.

>>10529611
That's why I said "the closest I've seen". Penny has a very loli-like personality, and Yuki has a very petite body.

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>>10529587
There's been a few in circulation, but they've all been taking breaks as of late. There's others who outright quit, though. I'll be forever salty about some of my favorites getting reported and banned over retarded shit.

>>10529774
Every good Ava took a break, then all the shit ones followed.

>>10529811
Literally every ava that's posted in the past few days is hot garbage

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>>10529811
Don't reply to me or my wife's son ever again

>>10529834
Stop using riders to shitpost.

>>10529846
no

>>10529830
Every ava since we moved to trash was nothing but garbage. Even the supposed good one.

>>10529830
Exactly, every good one had better shit to do and the trash ones decided to hop on the bandwagon.

>>10529774
Aw. Shame that I missed the time lolis were active. Maybe there will be a loli renaissance.

>>10529863
Someone post the list and I'll give you a reason why they're all shit

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Wake the fuck up.

>>10530116
Kibbles
Nina
Shy
Sponty
Faye
Trixie

>>10530116
Do Nozomi and Morrigan too

>>10530120
For what?

>>10530127
Blogposting 24/7 and riding on a wave of circlejerkers
Mediocre samey writing with zero sense of character
Constant shitposting as anon with a garbage card and a massive Discordfag
One bland futashit that can't decide what the personality of their single character is supposed to be
Obsessed with upsetting Paul and sucking DMG's cock then pretending to be innocent
A robot that vomits out sessions, writes bland walls, and is surrounded with the most faggy orbiters this board has ever seen

>>10530163
ESL
ESL

>>10530163
Morrigan:
Mecha's bitch.

Nozomi:
Retarded. Blogposter. Barely able to write in English.

>>10530194
>tfw don't know who mecha is
And why/how is he mechas bitch?

>>10530163
Morrigan is a faggot and I hate him

He never has time but demands you to be free and guilt trips you if you don't have time
Everyone else is more important than you though
His mood switches daily
He pretends to be submissive and but doms you constantly with guild trips
he's a psychological wreck

>>10530248
He sounds pretty shitty.

>>10530163
It comes to you as a surprise that I hate spics/ESL garbage that can barely form a sentence? They're subhumans and deserve no better than the jew treatment. However, I don't give two shits about his ava. I don't get the fuzz surrounding that loud house shit in general and neither do I give a shit about wasting my time on these horrible threads. Preach the word, subhuman, spread it like the trash you are!

>>10530248
this is a good copypasta

>>10530186
>ESL
And?

>>10530163
Nozomi is an ESL nigger that knows so little English, I can't even call him a shitposter.

>its another "Shit on the esl's" episode
Go the fuck to bed americunts

>>10530331
Being bad at speaking english is enough to make you bad at erping

>>10530356
I've played with Yuki and had fun. So...fuck you!

>>10530363
>inb4 white knighting

>>10530302
Oh god what is this?

discord link where

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Any lurkers about? You could use a drink.

Did anyone ever figure out who Morrigan's current/ex boyfriend were?

would like to know if any sluts need a constantly flow of cock juice. Rather do something over a different platform, if possible.

>>10530363
Then you like eating shit!

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>Rosa is sleepy.

>>10530393
The shitmaster is back.

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>>10530393
Give me a mug of something. Anything good.

>>10530407
Definitely Morrigan

>>10530448
Huh?

>>10530476
Ignore them.

>>10530476
Fuck off, shit writer.

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>>10530393
>tfw my friends drank what was left of my rum the other day

>>10530431
You're not even worth a post here but you keep going anyway.

>>10530601
Who hurt you, shitposter-kun?

>>10530607
It's either some jealous ava posing as anon or it's Lupin

>>10530601
and your point issss

>>10530628
>some jealous ava posing as anon

Peridot

>>10530607
Sorry for bugging you, Paul.

>>10530648
Not the first time I've been called Paul but at least last time, there was meaning behind it. Try harder, shitposter-kun.

>>10530686
Oh hey, it's my favorite cuck.
Sup?

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So are there any good discord servers to visit for ERP? Or do I just post my info in here and pray?

>>10530789
When you find one, please make me know.

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>>10530806
I figured that was the deal, everyone shills F-list though so maybe?

>>10530835
>everyone shills f-list
What thread are you reading, cause I don't think it's this one.

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>>10530846
No no, not here. Just other places I've been lurking

>>10530860
Buy a dildo.
Lube it.
Put it in your ass.
Profit!

>>10530789
There are a few but it's about who you know.

I just joined two populated ones and haven't seen much.

But if be happy to add you to discord if you're looking for a friend.

Got a card as well?

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>>10530901
Sure sure! Nerdwan#5845

>>10529276
If you're interested in trash, you can be a Steven Universe character

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Hello Compatriots
I'm CIA

Ded

I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I aim with my eye.

I do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I shoot with my mind.

I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.
I kill with my heart.

>>10530431
>Coming across the sleeping Rosa, anon pokes her cheeks to see how deep in slumber she is

>>10531696
nice rp

>>10530393
Male Bartender > Female bartender

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I'm bored, all my friends are dead, so I'm gonna shitpost. What's up?

>>10531737
Go cover some wars instead.

>>10531696
Can I press em together to get a milkshake?
I'd pay to see that.

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>>10531751
Been there done that.

Thinskinned ERPers?

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>>10531778
(You)

>>10531778
Me

>>10531788
You're not even worth a post here but you keep going anyway.

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>Wake up
>Another argument that yet again killed the thread
Wew, anyways good morning ERP.

>>10532021
The shitmaster is back.

>>10532021
>>10532030
The problem is avas need to recognize the difference between genuine criticism and shit flingers who just make up shit to hate them for

>>10532148
The problem is avas need to leave ERP and kill themselves.

>>10532154
Wow yeah that will surely make the threads great again, huh?

>>10532162
No avas = no shitposter.
No avas = No HG raids.
No avas = No Owain.
No avas = No Paul.

>>10532167
Yeah except not because:
Shitposters are anon
HG raids out of boredom
Tryhards will still exist
Raging autists will still exist

>>10532174
WROOOOOOOONG
Shitposter are avas.
HG are avas.
Tryhards are avas.
Raging autists play avas.
Avas ruined ERP.

>>10532183
That made 0 sense whatsoever.
Christ if you're gonna shitpost at least put some effort into it.

>>10532183
Interesting thought. Let test your theory by making a thread on /b/ where they have rule 13 and see if it works.

>>10532202
Might as well just go to a text-only board then, see how well that takes off.

It's time to wake up ERP

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>>10532256
(It's time to get to work anon)

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>>10527967
Fucking hell. The thread was made seven hours ago and not a single rp session in that time. This place can't have gotten that far gone, can it?

>>10532302
Blame the autistic shitposter.

>>10532302
The autistic shitposter has been scaring avas or ruining the mood. LK, Kibbles and Morrigan were victims of it.

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Mister, I have a suprise for you ~

>The loli I wanted to play has a page and a half of art on gelbooru and most of the it isn't too good
Why is life so unfair

>>10532360
Oooh no. I'm not gonna fall for this. As soon as I get close to you, you're gonna eat me, aren't you?

>>10532365
Which girl, poor anon?

>>10532360
Yeah? What is it?

>>10532369
Melleau

>>10532360
GET DOWN! SHE HAS A BOMB!

Is it just me or has the shitposting gotten worse since Owain started playing futas and ponies?

Rise and shine ERP! Time for another day of dirty lewd fornication!

>>10532382
Huh, I was hoping to look into her on pixiv but I can't find her runes anywhere

>>10532409
メルゥ


I just checked and I think it has good art.

>>10532409
メルゥ
Dummy

>>10532397
It's gotten worse since summer hit in full effect.

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>>10532419
>>10532423
Post that at him not me you bullies

>>10532451
nnnNO!

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>>10532310
>>10532320
One autistic pile of shit cannot be this bad. Not everyone could have been run off, some of them should be use to some shitposting. I know some Ava's are on a break, but no one? No one has shown, and no one has tried to Ava? Has everybody given up?

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>>10532403

Five more minutes mom...

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>>10532409
(I'm awake, I'm awake!)

>>10532397
Well he certainly made the thread more F-List garbage friendly so he hasn't helped, no, but it's been shit in general for a good while.

>>10532459
Lupin isn't your average shitposter. He's a super autist on turbo xanax.

>>10532462
UMU

>>10532462
Nero a cute!

>>10532462
>Umu's right on her lower back

>>10532409
>>10532419
>>10532423
I guess I could make do with that, but another concern is that I feel like her personality would turn off a lot of people. I know it seems like I'm making excuses at this point, but I've got lots of worries, okay?

>>10532459
Wombo combo of shitposting, dead hours, and I know of like half a dozen avas who lose the urge to post once the furshit and futa ponies starts going full force in here.

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>>10532471
Umu!
>>10532474
Cute? I believe beautiful would be a better word
>>10532482
Umu?!
>She jumps forward, before he gets too close to the opening on the back

>>10532498
Try pitching what she's like now and see who bites
Or you could wait for a more active time

>>10532504
>half a dozen avas who lose the urge to post once the furshit and futa ponies
That's retarded. First of all we're on /trash/ so they should expect it. Second, even if it wasn't their thing, why let that affect their own RPs?

>>10532520
>Misses his Umu and falls flat on his face before his Emperor.
The most beautiful and talented Emperor in the history of the rome is finally here!
>He pretends to be some kind of announcer of her pressance, while still face down on the floor.

>>10532532
ERP is about mood and maybe someone loses the mood seeing a disgusting picture of a futa pony ejaculating all over a hamburger. Just because it's trash doesn't mean anything. The thread was mostly furry free for the first year since moving to trash.

>>10532552
Trixie was always the big exception, but I always ignore her posts best I can if it's anything but Sluttershy.

>>10532552
This is pretty much how I feel. There's only a few things that completely ruin the mood and futa is one of them.

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You know, I often come to /erp/ to write some ERP and jack off in the process...

But lately I only post one thing, find some good pornography and rather spent my time looking at that instead of writing ERP.

I think that's kinda sad ...

>>10532552
>ejaculating all over a hamburger
Wut.
Also we've always had some furries and futas around. And worst case scenario, you can just filter them if you really can't stand them.

>>10532504
>People lose the urge to post when a fetish they don't like is present.
Well that's a shame, even if I find it a bit silly. If you don't like what's happening then start a session and have your kind of fun! Just skip to the bottom of the thread and post your starter, ignore something that isn't your cup of tea. Is that really so difficult?

>>10532580
Agreed. People who are so sensitive about fetishes they don't like should probably head on over to HG instead or something.

>>10532552
>I totally now a ton of avas that also stopped coming here because of [thing] I don't like, you can trust me guise

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>>10532469
Jiro was right all along. Owain brought doom to /erp/ and we didn't know it until it was too late.

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>>10532538
That's good!
>Nero smiles, happy to receive such attention. It was what an emperor of her stature deserves, after all!
And you are?

>>10532598
Trixie was doing futa pony shit way before Owain was, though. Why does she get a pass?

>>10532592
Or some of us just enjoyed this place more before it was filled with shit like this >>10532598

>>10532600
>He picks himself up, brushing any dust from his outfit. He stands at attention and smiles widely.
Magus with no servant, I knew I didn't have enough luck or any item to make sure I summoned someone as charming and talented as you. I guess I can double as your servant, as emperor you should have at least one in every place you go!

>>10532598
This bugs me on a cooking based level. You cannot dollop something that is also a glaze. Glazes are by nature thin so that they spread out evenly and easily. In order for something to dollop it has to have the slightest bit of consistency in order to retain shape, even if only momentarily.

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>>10532598
>>10532608
>he doesn't like cock shampoo

>>10532604
Trixie never breaks character, kept to her own circles, and was more of a unique occurrence. If you didn't want Futa you wouldn't get Futa with Trixie but you have people who assume they can do whatever they want and say "Well you had trixie so it's fine" and ignore the safety measures Trixie kept in place.

>>10532600
Useless cunt.

>>10532608
That was on Discord, though.
Even if it was in the thread, just don't read it if you don't like it.

>>10532592
I don't mean that they should leave or anything, but if you want to steer the thread in a certain direction then grab the wheel. The reason the thread seems filled with furry and futa is because the other avas stay clear of the thread when they see it. How is it supposed to stop then? Wouldn't it just form a vicious cycle?

>>10532630
The fuck does that even mean? Safety measures? The hell are you on about?
Not breaking character and having your orbiters doesn't change a damned thing about the fact that it's still pony cock flinging all over the thread without anyone batting an eye.

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>>10532470
This boogie man (Lupin/Ermac/whoever) cannot be so prolific and constant that they were able to drive everyone away.
"People come, people go" is what I hear but no one is coming in. Is everybody scared to try being an Ava? Getting sessions is actually easier when people come to you. I tried and learned I wasn't good enough, but I did try. I know there are some Anons who are good enough to be an Ava, I've seen the sessions.

>>10532504
Furries and futa have been around forever any experienced Ava should have seen and gotten numb to their presence. Ponies are exactly new, but they can't be as bad as Sonic shit. Besides if you don't like something ignore and move on. There's a "hide post" option for a reason, and if you're using the extension you can hide the post and its replies.

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>>10532632
(Hey salty, I recognize that insult anywhere, but that's the wrong ava. You ain't two-timing, now are ya?)

>>10532646
The threads will be about whatever the avas currently on want it to be about. Like someone said that one time, if somehow 50 scatfags showed up and started posting all at once, that's what the thread would start to be about, whether you liked it or not.

>>10532675
(You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.)

>>10532666
To be fair I think it's mostly the thin skinned ones that were drived away. The older regulars are on break or just busy with other stuff.

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>>10532684
I sure as shit would like 50 people posting Scathach.

>>10532697
Shut up Mecha you useless hasbeen.

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>>10532690
Aww shucks, that means a lot salty. I find you to be a subpar generic humanoid carbon unit too.

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>>10532697

>>10532598
>Jiro was right
Hi Jiro

>>10532709
Everybody is a subpar generic humanoid carbon unit for you.

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>>10532707
Found the Medbfag.

>>10532713
Yeah a thread full of this would be wonderful.

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>>10532613
Hmm.. You're rather earnest aren't you?
>She looks the magus over. He was unremarkable, but that pure desire to serve her was beautiful in its own way
>>10532632
How dare you! I am the emperor of Rome, not a.. And I'm also a creative genius and a-
>She proclaims her glories non stop for at least an hour
>>10532697
(I'd be overjoyed with just one)

>>10532713

What's she from again? What a babe.

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>>10532723
That's not true in the least. Just you and a few of your special friends, salts

>>10532743
Fucking Boco

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>>10532734
This is the real Nero.

>>10532744
So all the Anons. Thank you. Useless cunt.

>>10532749

What, I'm just asking.

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>>10532756
There it is, that's the special sauce. That taste never gets old, does it? And you're wrong on that, I have plenty of fun with anons.

>>10532598
Owain is a virus that has infected too much of the erp thread and surrounding community, sadly we can't currently remove the infection without killing the patient.

>>10532769
Nobody else has fun except you. Dumb bitch.

>>10532772
Let's kill the fucking ERP. It's 2017 not even losers ERP anymore.

>>10532734
To be anything less than earnest in your presence, would be a disservice
>How many Magus dedicate themselves to serving a servant. Honestly more than a handful, but usually it's their own servant, not one they stumbled upon.

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>>10532780
Well then maybe they should give a little constructive criticism, why didn't they have fun? I'm more than accommodating and accepting of that if the first words out of your mouth aren't "useless cunt"

>>10532792
Better yet, how about you kill yourself instead?

>Mecha comes back
>Lupin posting triples again

>>10532801
You're no ERPer, you suck! You're a mediocre piece of shit! You can't even roleplay. You suck. You OBVIOUSLY don't have the talent. You don't have the respect for yourself or other people or what it is to respect yourself in ERP or any other form of creativity. You're a self-consumed, no-talent, mediocre piece of SHIT. You're FLAT.

>>10532839

This feels like copypasta.

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>>10532734
Leave it to the Imperator to have the best taste.

>>10532811
I've been here the entire time I only got bored enough to resume my cycle tonight, Lupester. Shut the fuck up before you make WatchMojo's Top 10 Fucking Dead Nerds list.

>>10532854
So you're the one who's been shitposting this whole time then, got it.

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>>10532864
Does the Pope shit in the woods?

>>10532878
We all know you hate furries and futas yet somehow tolerate Trixie. That would make the most sense.

>>10532397
Owain's been responsible for a good portion of shitposting ever since he arrived. Remember the months he forced memes about himself and talked shit about other avas on anon?

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>>10532839
I'm pretty sure I respect myself plenty, and have respect for other people, but if that's what you see it's going to be hard to dissuade. But let me ask this, how can I have no respect for myself /and/ be self-contained? As far as my mediocrity, what make me mediocre? Is it that I tend to do the same sessions, because I'm told I give a mean succ. I'm definitely flat though, between an AA and a training bra, but not everyone gets to be a titty monster.
>>10532853
I'm thinking about the same Boco

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>>10532885
Answer the fucking question.

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>>10532756
Hardly! That man looks far too shabby to be an emperor
>>10532798
Then I shall allow you to serve me. I would never deny such a pure wish. You may kneel, if you choose to
>Her hands rest on her hips, satisfied with his answer. He definitely was a little odd throwing himself at a stray servant, but she could respect him all the same

>>10532900
How would I know? Does he?

>>10532896
I don't have time for you" Nice meme If you WANT me to be mean, I will And right now, you do So I won't play nice If all you're gonna do is run away and cry Instead of seeing that you might have had a fault And say "Oh, hey, I made an error. Whoops. Sorry about that, guys" MAYBE Just MAYBE I wouldn't be so mean "I won't tell you because you're being rude" Please You're being shady And, oh guess what? Being shady means people won't like you So you'll have to deal with their rudeness too And even better When you become an adult You will get a job and you will have a boss who will be EVEN WORSE than I am And it's either you suck it up and deal with him Or you don't get paid If you don't wanna learn this lesson and cry yourself to sleep when shit like this happens, fine Besides, your last marathon bombed. I get you're trying to make up for it, but if you don't own up to your mistakes, the same shit will happen again and again and again and your subsequent marathons will bomb So I think learning from this MIGHT be a good thing I dunno I'm just an asshole who only wants to hurt you, right? I don't wanna help you in the slightest I wanna make you feel bad for everything, don't I? Of course I am the devil And I will perpetuate this image if that's all you see me as because I'm "rude, abrupt, and honest" So let me perpetuate this image and call you a piece of trash and hope your marathon fucks up, does horribly, and goes nowhere, purely because I'm an evil person who only wishes bad things upon others Have a shitty day, sorry not sorry.

>>10532878
Yes. And the Pope smokes Dope.

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>>10532912
So yeah, copypasta.

>>10532912

Yeah, pretty sure that's pasta.

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/ERP/ sure is uncomfy

/ERP/ has been fucking dead for months now and whoever says otherwise is delusional.

>>10532958
You should kill yourself.

Why? Good question. You see, the world has too many people like yourself and it is being stupified by people like you. I bet all you do is wake up, troll people, and go to sleep. You have no compassion for other internet users. Weren't you taught about netiquette in school? I guess not, since you're probably a dirty muslin who just discovered dial-up. You likely run around trolling irl by screaming Jihad with a bomb attached to your chest, while raping sexy Islam women. So we get it, you're a dirty nigger and you need attention. But it's about time someone put you in your place.

Here's what I want you to do: Find the power plug for your computer. Unplug it. (FYI in case you're too stupid, your computer will turn off) Then I want you to go outside and find someone who's a dirty sand nigger like you. Take your AK and shoot him in the arse. I really mean this. Put that goddamn barrel against his ugly Jew nose, and pull the trigger, HARD. And keep holding it until he doesn't look human anymore. Because you see, sand niggers are like cockroaches and they need quite a beating to get the message. Then I want you to find all the other sand niggers on earth, and murder them.

Remember, this is YOUR FAULT. It is all because of you that you have to eliminate your stupid race. You have done nothing but be a disgrace to the Human kind. After this, you have one more task.

Point that ak towards what you call a "face" and pull the fucking trigger.

Thank you.

>>10532890
None of those things happened though it was just people obsessed with him shitposting non stop

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>>10532958
Sadly it doesn't seem like the comfy is coming back anytime soon

>>10533018
Unfortunately we've got to work at it. But here's hoping it slowly gets better.

>>10532878
Does a bear shit in the pope's hat?

>>10533032
It's fucked anon.
No matter how much we try we won't be able to bring the comfy back.

>>10533018

Its dead right now. Everyones asleep.

>>10533039
That's not true in the least, we just have to work together to fix it. Which is difficult, but possible.

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>>10533032

>>10533049
Never.

>>10533047
You fix it then

>>10533064
Trying. Waiting for at least a few more episodes this season before I do something.

>>10533018
I feel bad because I've abandoned the threads for a week or two, I generally am able to help the comfy a least a little. I'll try and be here more when I'm less busy.

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>>10533069
He's not wrong!

>>10533077
No one cares about your fetish for anal ...

>>10533074
Whoever you are, you're a treasure for trying and I thank you for it.

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>>10533056

>>10533074
Who did you play as?

>>10533086
Dunno what that's supposed to mean.

>>10533084
Thanks. The trick is, and I've always said this, to just RP and ignore the rest. It actually works, even the worst threads can be rescued. Just do your own little thing and help people with kinks you share get off and let the shitposters do theirs.

>>10533109
Who is this?

>>10533109
I'm very well aware of it and usually try to do the same myself. I just thought that whoever you are you should know that your effort is appreciated, no matter the size.

>>10533077
>Lewd Constanze
I don't know how to feel about this.

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>>10533104

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>>10533032
That's what I want to hear. We can make it better, we have to try.

>>10533039
If you've given up, why are you still here?

>>10533040
Not true, Boco. There are several active Ava's posting on various discords right now.

>>10533074
My man. Thanks for trying, we need to turn this around

>>10533123

Oh, yeah. Discord. Always forget that's a thing.

>>10533128
You should

ESL are not real people you twit.

>>10533122
>raspberries back

>>10533123
Exactly. Gotta give it the old college try at least.

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>>10531719
Agreed. Then again Decim IS my creation.
>>10531778
>Me. Dont even erp here anymore because of it.

>>10533100
>>10533111
It doesn't matter the point is to not come here for attention or popularity but just to make the place better and yeah help people get off. That's all.
>>10533119
That's sweet of you thanks. It's not always easy but I've found it's amazing how much even one ava trying can make a difference in a thread.

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>>10533121
Mute technowitches have needs too y'know!

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>>10533138
>>10533142
>>10533146
>>10533149

>>10533142
Really? Shame. You're pretty cute.

>>10533032
It's never going to get better. People have been wishing ERP would get better for months but it's just getting worse and worse because everyone would rather plug their ears and pretend things are okay than acknowledge the massive elephants in the room that have been killing ERP slowly for months.

Who would be autistic enough to spam these threads day in day out?

>>10533149
I bet they have a bunch of machines and gizmos to help them get rid of those needs too, but I doubt any of them mach up to a natural cock.

>>10533160
Keep in mind that everyone goes in cycles of being more or less into this sort of stuff. Obviously you are on a down cycle now but at the same time you think ERP has been terrible some other people have been on an up in their cycle and having an amazing time.

>>10533160
Shitposters are what's killing ERP.

>>10533146
It's true, I've been told that despite my comf out of character, I have no comfy characters, been slowly trying to fix that

>>10533152
I'd fuck those lips.

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>people taking meta posting seriously
>people giving shitposters genuine responses

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>>10533172
>>10533179
>>10533187

>>10533172
Who do you have?

Ya know who I haven't seen in forever? SNK. He had some great girls.

>>10533192
Mostly snark or high energy girls.

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>>10533146
(Pretty much. I picked up an ava in the first place because I realized I like writing too)