/sug/ - Steven Universe General Mirror gem Edition Last Th

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Steven is mine.

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Let's all agree to leave the last thread behind.

>>10524673
Lapis is for Steven.

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imagine

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>>10524647
What do you mean - WHOA, LOOK AT ALL THE LAPIS'S!

NOW WE CAN ALL BE BEACH SUMMER FUN BUDDIES!

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My thread got destroyed by sapphirefags, it was supposed to be summer time fun

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Gems should cosplay

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i'm back

The battle rages on. I am the True and Honest Lapis!
>>10524706
Get him!

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>>10524586
I bet you don't even remember the time where I had to save him from a weird looking mirror
Whatever, you can have it now. He knows what will be the best for him

>>10524714
Why the FUCK are there TWO Sapphire avatarfags now?

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Reminder that Steven masturbates to this picture of Jasper on his phone every night

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I HEARD THERE WAS SOME LAPIS HERE

DOES ANY OF YOU WANT TO FUSE?

>>10524709
That's actually cute

>>10524706
Steven they want you for inappropriate stuff that you're too young for you must run!

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>>10524723
im done aruguing with you. jasper is a good gem and so is sapphire. let's leave it at that.

ANONS PLEASE HELP
I MADE A LAPIS TULPA AND RAPED IT
SHE'S BEEN WAILING AND SCREAMING AT ME FOR 30 MINUTES
HER EYES WENT BLACK AND IT SEEMS SHE CAN'T HEAR ME
IT'S 3 AM
PLEASE FUCKING HELP

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I'm getting bored of life.

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>>10524615
>>10524420
I can believe it.

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>>10524735
HEY WE CAN FUSE

WHAT'S YOUR HOLE LIKE

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>>10524706
YOU'RE MINE

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>>10524735
look in the last thread and stay there with them

>>10524724
How is he going to handle having the real thing around?

>>10524743
wait a sec we already did this

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>>10524735
You heard wrong, now go away.

>>10524730
That's not Detroit Agate.

>>10524715
Why do I keep forgetting my picture, darn it.
>>10524735
I only have sex with people with the bodies of eight-year olds, you over sized Bimbo.

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Reminder that gems do not reproduce sexually and as such have no genitalia or sex drive.
Reminder that the only appropriate waifu is this beautiful milf.

>>10524741
I'm asking why there are suddenly two of you.

It's weird.

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>>10524753
MY OWN CLONE

NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS

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>>10524754
>>10524715
>>10524739
O-Oh. Uh, can't we just watch Crying Breakfast Friends, guys?

>>10524768
That's exactly correct, that's her long lost ancestor.

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>>10524735
Get the fuck out of here loser.

>>10524778
Three actually

>>10524779
I WANT JASPER TO FUCK JASPER

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>tfw barely slept yesterday
>tfw probably wont sleep well again

>>10524776
Who's head is that

>>10524768
So does that mean people picked up my bismuth+concrete=detroit agate headcanon?

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>>10524775
THIS ISN'T FUNNY.

>>10524735
You shouldn't want to fuse with your mommy Jasper, incest is wrong

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>>10524779
>>10524788
I CAN WORK WITH THIS

>>10524788
Jasper is for Jasper.

>>10524776
They can just shapeshift them and could have interest in it though

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>>10524783
Steven you don't understand but you'll be safe in the future. Forgive me.

this thread is like doing fucking taxes

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>>10524778
ehh i've been here for a bit.

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Please post the giant yellow waifu.

I lose my will to live without her.

>>10524730

I know this is racist as fuck but I actually find it cute. Imagine a less-competent Garnet excitedly making stuff for Steven.

>>10524810
Kill yourself nigger Vox.

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>>10524783
NO

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>>10524691
Alright. Take this instead!

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>>10524783
Sure, you do that while we play with your disgusting, fleshy body. Everyone wins!

>>10524793
Yes. Some art was made recently.

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>>10524827

>>10524822
We don't need any more avatarfags, alright?

>>10524791
Doug.
This is filthy married consensual sex.

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>>10524702

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This thread is getting cancerous very, very fast.

>>10524812
Steven is for Jasper and Jasper is for Pink Diamond

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>>10524824
You have good taste, my friend.

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>>10524844
ehhhh

>>10524848
Could be way worse.

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>>10524720
That's right. Run away. And don't ever try to touch my Steven ever again. He's knows the real deal is better than some skank.

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>>10524848
IT'S TOO LATE
RUN WHILE YOU CAN
CANCER IS AT MAINTAINABLE LEVELS

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>>10524824
she should get stabbed from behind

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God dammit
I haven't had this much fun on /sug/ in a long time

>>10524846
It should have been Steven tbqh

MORE AVATARFAGS PLEASE
We could use a Garnet.

>>10524848
all other cancer is better than sapphirefag cancer

>>10524870
I know that feeling, fuck you /sug/

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>>10524824
you will be spared by the Diamond Authority for your good taste

>>10524702
Meh. Always been more of a waffle sort myself. Those pancakes just get too damn soggy, and they always seem to crumble.

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>>10524865
He knows where I live, keep your eyes on him

>>10524709
You should cosplay with me

>>10524741
We need more of nega-sapphirefag

>>10524848
>roleplaying
>sapphirefag shit again
>metafaggotry in general
I'm open to the possibility that we were always this autistic and I just didn't realize it though.

>>10524881
no fuck YOU anon

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this fuckin thread

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>not maining Swordmaster Pearl
Have fun getting fucked by the bosses over and over, while I'm taking on raid bosses.

>>10524824
And the blue one as well, if you don't mind

>>10524728
I mean lars did kind of kill himself, but ya you'd think hed be a little bitter with steven about it since ya know, its his fault he ended up in that situation
Maybe he was in shock and he'll be a little mad later

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>>10524898
>he's still avatarfagging while complaining

>>10524898
shoo

>>10524904
Pearls too much of a glass canon.

>>10524917
I think that's the joke

>>10524898
I get you!

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>>10524910
I got your blue giant waifu right here buddy

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>>10524894
what
but anyways tiddies are good

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I want to put my PENIS in this waifu's LIGHT VAGINA

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Post best diamond!

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>>10524865
Nuh huh! I'm the real deal, you tramp!

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>>10524888
He has no reason to go see a whore, he has me. And that's all he'll ever need. Don't wait up for him bitch.

>>10524936
I'm gonna vomit

>>10524930
Git gud. Her speed and thin hitbox wins everything, as long as you're good.

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>>10524877
Is there a steven yet

>>10524936
Rick Stomped

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>>10524877
alright you asked for it

hey guys, hows everyone doin tonight? i got out of work a couple hours ago and im super fucking exhausted, except i have an essay due midnight so no sleep until then.

>>10523747
to the guy who said he raped his lapis tulpa, youre fucking full of shit

>>10524892
I was actually planning on cosplaying one of the characters from the show some time. I haven't decided who though.

>>10524936
post more

>>10524963
>tulpamancer

>>10524954
She's shit and you know it she was ruined after the Mr.greg and mystery girl patches
>>10524955
Was one but aku sent him into the future to protect him from the laips'

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thicc

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>>10524955
WE NEED MORE

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more sapphy lewds from sapphire lesbian

Can we just go back to posting waifus
I didn't want to believe it but it really was better that way

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>>10524941
You mean titty

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>>10524936
An unexpected boner I begrudgingly accept.

>>10524945
YES

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>>10524946
Fuck off you dumbass no face.

>>10524990
Noice.

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>>10524990

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>>10524942
>Removing her penis
You don't love her.

>>10524997
I will only ever accept this meme if we get more Garnet with three tits.

>>10524673
>100 posts in 15 minutes
What's wrong with you people?

>>10524987
wow lapis, you look amazing
have you gained weight?

>>10525011
They look a little long.

>>10525025
meme power

>>10524982
CLEARLY you haven't gotten some of the higher level swords from the Holly Blue bossfight.

>>10525025
Ava battle rages on I'm sorry I encouraged them

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>>10525011
this is cute

>>10525025
The thread exploded but it might even out again.

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Lapis shouldn't fight like this.

>>10525025
we're having fun for once

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>>10524988
Uhh maybe not

>>10525025
/sug/ has been particularly autistic lately

>>10524850

>tfw Yellow Diamond will never shamefully keep you as her pet

>"Hello Anon! Yellow's back!" You look up, knowing she was coming from the heavy footsteps that shook the ground, but being addressed directly got your full attention.
>Yellow Diamond is standing over you, smiling. "I got you some more human stuff, you know, in case you were bored." She crouches down, casting a dim shadow over you as her hand lowers to reveal an assortment of various junk.
>There's a potted plant, a broken computer, some cinder blocks, a birdbath, and a pile of moldy books.
>She looks down at you, her smile fading. "Don't you like it? I...I'm sorry, I thought this is what you'd enjoy. It's from your planet. Don't worry, I can go back and get--"
>She's cut off by the sound of the door opening. Immediately, she stands up and positions herself in front of you, her large boot standing between you and the door.
>You can't see what's going on, but her can hear another gem addressing her with the usual honorifics, (glimmering, radiant, shimmering, magnificent...)
>"WHAT DO YOU WANT AGATE?" she demands in a booming voice that startles you. You hear the Agate stammer as she informs Yellow Diamond that her shipment of injectors has arrived.
>She quickly dismisses the Agate and turns back to you, kneeling down again.
>"I'm sorry little human, did I frighten you? These gems can be so irritating, but don't you worry sweetie, they won't be bothering you anymore."
>To your surprise, she gingerly lifts you off the floor and begins to carry you off, holding you against her chest as you lean into her, happy to be her little human

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>>10524877
Garnet here

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>>10525045

>>10524969
I can be the (your favorite ship) to your Lapis

>>10525025
I lack better things to do right now.

>>10525048
*Lapii

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>>10525027
>have you gained weight?
over 20 pounds! do I look pretty yet?

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Stars come out at night.

They say if you wish on a pink shooting star, Rebecca Sugar will make your non-canon ship canon, and it'll be written well.

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>>10525068
ARE YOU NASTY?

>>10525045
>strippers nude except stockings
>cute

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did something happen? or is sug just being loud today

>>10525036
The holly blue boss fight was designed for pearl to get OP weapons because without them she's useless unless she's played as a support for a steven or a rose even a fucking greg.

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>>10525055
Maybe yes

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>>10524955
What the fuck, you're supposed to be dead

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>>10525081
personal fave

>>10525064
What is it like to be made of love?

>>10525068
I like it when the gems glow

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>>10525048
We should join together, and maintain peace and order over the general.

>>10525083
I think it's just the frustration of the awful arguing and shittyness last thread exploding into intense shitposting

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>>10525004

>>10525095
not sure about this

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While you guys are acting all like a couple of nitwits on a old dog's behind, I'll be taking the kid's virginity, nobody will stop me!

>>10525084
Greg never should have been added. He's got garbage stats and is only good for stunning enemies.

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>>10525095
that's too thin

>>10525083
This is funtime.

>>10525114
It is masturbatory shitposting, cathartic

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>>10525098
Pretty good m8
Check me out

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>>10525089
I think I need an adult

>>10525131
not gonna deny that's cute

>>10525136
THICC

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>>10525145
Garnet please, you're being obscene.

>>10525145
Jesus christ almighty

>>10525075
yes! you're such a thinspiration for all of us!

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>>10525064
Is that what we look like?

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Goddammit, I wish I could fuck adult Steven so badly. It'd start on a nice summer day, we'd be playfully playing games competitively until one of us dares the loser to suck the others dick. I try to make it look like I'm trying not to lose on purpose, but I do anyway. I suck his thick cock for a while until he gets worried that the gems will see us. We then go into Rose's Room, and continue from there. We take turns sucking each other off, then he rims me. When we're ready, he sticks it in me. We play a game where he starts off with his cock fitting nicely inside me, and then shapeshifts it to be bigger until I can't take anymore, and then fucks me from there. He fucks me doggystyle, sideways, I ride him, until finally he stands up and just slides me up and down his dick until he can't take it anymore and creams inside me. He gingerly lays me down on the soft clouds, jerks me off til I cum, and then we lay together. My head is on his soft chest, he's kissing me playfully, and we take a nap together.

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>>10525153
some tum

Whatever happened to the one gem we all created with the saggy tits and toga?

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>>10525129
I'll stop you, I was Steven's first before you started honing in.

>>10525131
He's one of the best supports!

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>>10525150
I am an adult

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>>10525181
k!

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>>10525187
?

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>>10525116
kek, desu the CG never seemed like good waifus, but diamonds make diamonds. on my cock.
what im saying is i want to be gang raped by large woman.

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>>10525150
I'm technically an adult.

>>10525191
Doesn't matter when it's nigh impossible to actually beat the game with him.

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Request from the last thread.

>>10525179
Steven is for Jasper

Wow. My friend on Reddit told me to come here and just...wow. Y'all are hecking horrible degenerates who act racist and mean to anyone who comes here. No wonder Sugar doesn't recognize you as part of the fandom. I hope y'all choke.

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Are there any SU political compasses?

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>>10525200
cute too

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[Disgusted squawking.]

>>10525212
>bun Lapis x Wolverine Pearl

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>>10525094
And I thought aku sent you to the future>>10524818

>>10525221
I...
I don't know what to say.
Bait maybe?

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>tfw your waifu was killed by ecoterrorists

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>>10525221
>hecking horrible
go back to tumblr please

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>>10525179
Dammit Lars, I still can hear you from here

>>10525221
>My friend on Reddit told me to come here
Oh is that what's happening here

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>>10525203
Well understood, pal.

>>10525064
No no no, you're doing it all wrong, you need to be a ruby avatarfag, and then you cooperate with the sapphirefags, to produce garnet avatarfaggines.

>>10525219
Steven is for Lapis.

>>10525227
Is it a beak?

>>10525179
Anon pls muh dick

>>10525202
holly does NOT have saggy tits

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>>10525224
last one

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>>10525105
I don't think true peace is possible in /sug/, but we can try.

>>10525179
That was pretty hot

>>10525223
Never seen one

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_ej9JYZJf0
New video for love like you

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>>10525194
>>10525212
But Matt said you were an angsty teen
I dont think you count

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>>10525218
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR LETTING THAT GORILLA MURDER YOUR OWN CHILDREN

>>10525114
Shitposting /sug/ is best /sug/

>>10525259
Lapis is for Steven.

/sug/, I know this isn't the right place for this question but I can't go to /lit/ because they're so pretentious and up their own ass they forgot what fun was decades ago

What's a good lighthearted fantasy novel?

>>10525216
That's why play in a party with your friends and buff them with your songs.

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>>10525250
Where is the diamond avatarfag huh? We never talk about them enough.

>>10525243
Captain Planet and the planeteers will pay with their fucken blood

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>>10525155
Pearl shut the fuck up. Ur just jealous

>>10525169
>>10525158
;) we're hawt