/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #31 >Fel

>>10460168

>The car bumps along the dusty unpaved road as your mother grits her teeth in pain. She just knows the shocks will be worn to nothing by the time this trip is over.
>You clutch your bag in your hand both from the vibrations of the car and fear in the pit of your stomach as you can see your grandfathers barn in the distance.
>”Would you look at that, the place hasn't changed a bit.” You mother comments “Can you believe your grandpa kept it up all by himself?”
“And he probably still can.”
>”Anon, you KNOW he cant anymore.” She sternly replies as you sigh deeply to voice your displeasure.
“I know, but how long do I have to do this?”
>”You're the only one whose not working right and your grandpa needs help. Besides, you used to love going to your grandpas.”
“Yeah like 7 years ago mom.”
>”Well, you're gonna have a lot of time to catch up. And besides, your grandpa has helped us a lot, you know that.”
“I know, I know.”
>The car pulls up to the side of the house as some long faded wind-chimes dance and emit their wonderful melodies.
>It's not long before that serene chorus is interrupted by loud barking from a dog you could not see. With a thousand yard stare you look to what will soon be your new home as your mother taps you, “Sweetie, I gotta get to work.”
“Oh, ok mom. I love you.”
>”Love you too.”
>You both share an embrace for a moment before quickly separating as you get your bags so she can go.

>>10510105


“Bye mom.”
>The car drives off as you take one last look at the house before walking over. The dog barks get louder and louder as you open the door slowly.
>A thud almost knocks you back on your ass as a doberwoman practically slams the door frame barking endlessly at you. She does not open the door depsite clearly being able to as you hear your grandfather in the background. “Lady! Lady! Quit your fuckin shit!” The guard dog looks back for a moment before switching between you and your grandpa as he wheels himself to the door, “Jesus Christ Lady are you trying to wake the dead?”
>”Sorry master.” She replies with an almost bellowing voice though still clearly feminine as he opens the door for you.
>”Cmon Anon, get in.”
>Picking yourself up, you reluctantly enter in as the dog woman stares you down as you walk past her. Letting out only a little growl she's stopped suddenly as your grandpa sternly growls himself “Lady.”
>Her ears take a more submissive stance as she walks away and chooses to rest on the floor by laying down.
>Your grandpa wheels himself besides you and looks at the several packs of luggage you have, “Lets get you set up, your room is over here.”

Here is a little short of what I have so far. Hope the anon who suggested it doesnt mind im taking a crack at it

I plan to add more to this when I can.

Since it was so close to the end of the thread. And this is going off a nerdy human guy being bullied by a spotted hyena anthro due to that's how they show affection.
>big spotted hyena girl anthro corners human crush
>pushes him against lockers before turning around and pulling down her pants/lifting her skirt up/etc
>shoves her big ass on his face and starts rubbing/grinding
>ends has quickly has it starts
>fixes her outfit before walking away like nothing happened
>the human guy has go around to the rest of his classes with her scent all over him and having "property of hyena girl" all over him in scent form that all the anthros can smell
>the other spotted hyenas still bully him, but it seems friendlier
>another hyena girl catches anon and starts pulling her pants down
>before she can finish original hyena rushes in the punch and chase off the other
>anon now spends lunch sitting between her thighs/on her lap

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Posting the google doc with all the OP links collated. Might be good to put it in the next OP, since this one seems to be kind of bloated by links. If anyone wants to add a story to it, it's free to edit by anyone. Tags or a small description would be useful, but not necessary.

>docs.google.com/document/d/1ugS5Rp9X842Xa0M9gkwZmwMMm0BGWeLcDWBCxnRzQ0o/edit

>>10510122
Anon who suggested it here.

Hey, I put it out in the open and didn't even respond to half the messages replying to it. Mostly because people seemed to want to take it a way that I didn't want to write it. It was fair game from the moment I hit "post". So, best of luck to ya! Hope it turns out good.

>>10510741
More hyena stories please!

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What would you do if you came across a pack of wild anthro dogs?

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>>10513508

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>>10513522

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>>10513529

Is there a list of media that contains human male x female anthro? Like books, tv, comics, etc.

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>>10514368
>Krystal not in the middle instead of that literal who
4/10

Anyone know a good app that lets you bulk download images from sites

>>10514368
>>10514556
>Not replacing the literal who with an established character
.5/10

>>10514556
>>10515195
this

>>10514368
>>10514556
>>10515195
Isn't that whats her name from Bucky O'Hare? I see her grouped a lot with Renamon and Krystal.

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>>10513529
surprised no ones posting more dr comet on these threads. hes kind of my go-to human on anthro artist

>>10510122
honestly can't wait for more of this
any updates?

>>10515547
at this moment no, I just wrote it up last night and sort of threw it out here to test the waters a bit. I am gonna be mostly off from work tommorrow so I may get in some writing tonight if Final Fantasy Zodiac Age doesnt keep me busy.

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>>10514556
>>10515195

>No knowing Jenny from bucky o'hare

>>10515913
I honestly only ever remember the boss ass bunny from that show. And she looks almost unrecognizable too in that other pic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD3lUzIB9JQ

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>>10515913
>>10515944
oh, better late then never I guess

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>>10515913
>Artist goes out of the way to draw Krystal's jewelry but not Jenny's and you expect us to recognize her with those faggot hentai deisgns

>>10515913
>>10516109
This

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>>10514368
I hate it when artists try to draw muscular men but understand how muscles work. I MEAN JUST LOOK AT WHAT I ASSUME IS HIS NON EXISTANT SERRATUS AND FUCKING FUSED UPPER ABDOMINAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

T. Personal Trainer

Heres a link to the collab goodle doc:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wZZyrYn4V75JAmj5treszwkGTn8dWiHrrGyktm5_J6Y/edit?usp=drivesdk

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>>10514556
how can one man be so based

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>>10516109
>No recognized a character from a semi obscure 80s comic only by her silhouette and color pallet.

>>10519378
Damn, can't go on a safari these days without getting jumped.

>>10515250

Jenny

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>>10515944

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>>10520957

>>10520957
>>10520967
what is this and who are these characters

i could do research and find out myself but i prefer to be spoonfed

>>10521538
>not reading the thread

observe >>10516015

>>10521538
People were literally talking about her already in this thread.

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>when people don't post cobyashi

I also have the individual frames in their original sizes if you guys want them.

https://www.sofurry.com/view/1186514/guest
Man and his alien friend double team a space bird

>>10522436
>too autist to find more works

help a brother out?

>>10523731
Sauce

>>10523955
https://e621.net/post/show/406023

>>10523731
is that report of the week

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>>10524032

Is a reference to this image

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What about being bullied by male anthros?

>>10524245
>human male on female anthro
Wrong thread, citizen

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Special delivery from /co/

>>10523731
Dogs seem to like big noses.

>>10510051
What is the recommended number of times for a human male to cum inside an anthro's womb to ensure impregnation?

>>10523731
>>10523969
I just realized he is smiling in this picture, but not in the e621 picture.

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I'd fuck them to be honest, I mean look at how adorable they are

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>>10524245
>Being bullied by fembois

then u have to reconsider your life

>>10525705
>TitanBeast.png

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I like the kind of setting this picture takes place in.

>>10526787
Marty's sister is such a fucking slut

>>10523731
Oy vey...

>>10527025
>>10527032
G bill 3 penises?

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>>10523073
cobayashi you nerd.

>>10526787
>Human edit of the guy fugging that bitch.
Oh yes.

>>10524245
I wouldn't mind, specially if he becomes my bro later on.

>tfw you will never have a straight femboy or group of femboys (inb4 hurr doesn't exist) bro or bros that bullies you for not being cute and beautiful, but then feels bad about so he helps you out so you can finally achive the beauty and cuteness you desire
>Then you go pick up girls that match your beauty and create a new race of beautiful and cute beings and kidnap some scientifics that are specialliced in genetic manipulation (or learn how to do it ourselves) to genetically enchanced ourselves and our children to be stronger, faster and intelligent than the average humans/furry bois or athletes
>tfw

Just kill me now.

>>10529489
That's gay as fuck kiddo. I mean, if they'd be your bro's they'd help you pick up women or make you all muscular or hell hook you up with their sisters/mothers. Not make you a sissy pants.

>>10529504
>Implying I like being muscular
I want to be cute, beautiful and genetically enchanced to be stronger than a man. Sadly, science is not there yet (both genetical and robotics), so I'm forced to have muscles if I want to be strong.

>>10529575
I hope it stays that way. If you don't desire the beauty of the masculine form aka muscular you are not a man. The masculine form is only beaten by the true female form of a woman, not "fem"boys.

>>10529608
>I hope it stays that way
Ah, I see. You are one of those guys.

>beauty of the masculine form aka muscular
That's not beauty. That's the thing you love, but not beauty.

>The masculine form is only beaten by the true female form of a woman, not "fem"boys.
If you think these is about sex instead of just aesthetics, then I don't know what are we discussing.
But carry on with your perception of what is a "man".

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>>10529575
Trust me, if you are going purely biological, muscles are a necessity. Perhaps genetics could make you stronger, but not without giving you muscles.

>>10529878
>Muscles aren't beautiful

Look at the painting. Are those abs not beautiful? Because I can find myself staring at them all day, just as I would a fine garden. Those masculine forms! the muscles showing underneath the skin, wonderfully showing their strength. Those beards! Think of a tree in the winter, without its leaves. It looks weak, brittle and sad, a husk of what it should. Just as the leaves in the spring gives new vibrance and life to a tree, a proper beard makes the face seem alive and jovial.

A feminine physique on a man is like a peacock whose plumage was never allowed to grow. Where muscle could be, you only see remnants. You know what that says to me? Wasted potential. You did not want to be the best you can be. You looked upon the tall mountains that could be climbed and said "that is too hard". But the true beauty is in those men who decide to climb it, who decide to see the world from the tallest of peaks. Maybe they fail the first time, but they still want to see it, so they train. They work for that view, and when they reach that beautiful view, they take that beauty and make it a part of them.

Maybe you will say "I would rather be smart than strong", and I can respect that. But can one not be both? It is a false dichotomy. A healthy body leads to a healthy mind, and you can use a good mind to will yourself into working on a strong body. You must better yourself in every way.

So when I look upon a man, walking on legs clearly powerful enough to take him where few have gone, I shall ask him of the things that he has seen. Then, I might be graced with the beauty that he has picked up from around the world. The grace of the fish in the deepest oceans, the finest wildflowers in the mountains, and the amazing cultures of those who live in the jungles.

Masculinity is beautiful.

>>10530558
And I bet a female from another species would be a lot more interested in an adventurous traveler. Passion is very attractive.

>>10530558
Fag

>>10530716
We're all fags here.

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>>10530558
Honestly, I don't see the point of your post since is obvious both of us already made our minds about what is "masculine beauty", but whatever.

>Look at the painting. Are those abs not beautiful?
No, I don't find them beautiful, I only think of them as things attached to me that serves the purpose of what they where made for by nature. If they where created by man, then I'll give it to you that I find the beauty there, but it isn't. Plus you are using a stylised picture to prove your point is not that great, since I can post one where it has badly drawn abs and say "See these abs look like shit lol".

>That second paragraph
You know, I could say the same about a muscular man not trying to be beautiful and cute, but you are answer would be "lol no, you can not". Honestly, I can see a man wit prominent muscles as a stupid idea (not saying that making exercise and being in shape is a bad thing mind you), since most things don't require that much of weight lifting (unless you are working on something that requires it). Being slim and athletic, but without big/prominent muscles is the way to go and something I'm sad of not being able to posses.

>"I would rather be smart than strong"
That's a pretty much stupid idea to have regardless of who say it and I agree with you that a healthy body = healthy mind, however I don't agree with the rest of the things you say given that you don't need to be a /fit/ to achieve a "healthy" body. Also, with the advancements in technology (specifically in the are of prosthetics), you can argue that people will be able to do pretty much anything an athlete of today can do. So who knows, maybe muscles will out of fashion in a few decades and be replaced by machine.

>The fourth paragraph
Now you are talking about experience and character rather of physic aesthetic. Not sure what are you trying to say there.

>Masculinity is beautiful
Depends on your perspective of "masculinity", since to date, there are many perspectives.

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Getting a pretty tigress or vixen to model for a painting is relatively easy, but with other species it's almost impossible. That's probably why there is so little female pachyderm art around. In a world of cute lightweight anthros they feel very self-conscious even when they are extremely attractive by their own species' standards. So I'm still not sure how I managed to convince this rhino girl, but I'm very glad she accepted, and she liked the result too.

>>10527025
I wnjoy this picture too much and i dont know why. Imagine one of them asks you out so you say yes but slowly falling in love with all of them, god.

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Wyverns>dragons

Christ guys, cease your autism.

>>10510741
Hawt

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It's dangerous for human men to roam in a community of hillbilly fishwomen

>>10527171
Who's Marty?

You are tasked to go into a cave and defeat the dragon. You enter the cave to see this. What do?

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>>10535981

>>10535989
i lay the dragon!

>>10527500
Kek'd

>>10533851
Who is this?

>>10537150
Clover, from the Sonic Archie comics.

>>10534032
Are you even a furry?

>>10537351
He's probably just not gay

>>10525705
no pls

>>10535864
This is beautiful. I'll need to look up the artist later, but this is probably the best I'll get.
>TFW Lion furry and I just got off to this while imagining mounting her like lions do.
>My dick has become graphene.

>>10510051
Up again

>>10535989
Wew lad

>>10542412
>"This isn't what it looks like!"
so you're saying you were using your back massager then slipped and fell over into a small puddle that splashed onto only your crotch
ah yes that makes perfect sense

>>10542412
Why would anyone use a vibrator without taking off their pants?

>>10542484
she's in heat and couldn't wait

>>10542412
Sauce?

>>10542653
Kemono no otonari-san

>>10510741
So basically she's rubbing her anal gland secretions on him to mark him with her scent. Can't remember how hard it is to wash the smell off but depending on the dose of hyena butter she rubs on him it could stay there for a while.

>>10537354
See >>10537351

>>10543714
>implying being gay is mandatory to be a furry

>>10543006
Thanks friend.

>>10544819
wew

>>10547789
Some people might think that guy is a pervert who likes to spy on his neighbors. In reality, he noticed that she was cooking while showing a lot of skin. He is prepared to call an ambulance when searing hot oils splash onto her, and she panics, throwing more burning oil onto her in the process.

>>10548045
>Oil
>While Making an Omelette
You of simple mind, he's trying to steal her recipe. I bet if he asked, she'd give it to him though

>tfw you post a link to a google doc for the collab but no bothers to open it.
Heres the link in case you missed it:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wZZyrYn4V75JAmj5treszwkGTn8dWiHrrGyktm5_J6Y/edit?usp=drivesdk

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>>10548567
>Be vixen who loves to cook
>Sometimes things get too hot, so you have to dress down
>One day feel like someone is watching you
>Check window
>See some creep looking at you through binoculars, just before he quickly closes the blinds
>Get dressed and walk to his building to give him a stern talking to
>The sexiest human you had ever seen opens the door
>He seems somewhat uncomfortable, but you feel ten times worse
>You can't spit it out, so you run away in embarrassment
>A few days pass, and you often see him out of the corner of your eye
>He occasionally spies through the window, but he only looks for a long time when you cook
>He must think you're distracted
>Get a bit turned on by the idea of being looked at by a hottie
>Purposefully dress in provocative clothing around the house
>Make sexy poses while cooking
>Touch yourself at night to the idea of him watching you
>Eventually get brave enough to finally ask him on a date
>Go to his door and tell him that you noticed him spying on you for a while now
>He stutters and looks away in embarrassment
>Tell him that you don't mind, and you actually kind of like it
>His face lights up
>Then he asks for you to teach him how to cook
>Apparently you have a common friend who loves to talk about how talented of a chef you are
>He dreams to one day become a great chef at a fine restaurant, and he needs a good teacher
>He was watching you to see your cooking technique
>YRW he wasn't spying on your sexy body

>>10547789
cute

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>When you know even life is telling you to get the human dick

>>10549161
Fucking kek'd
Hoping to see more female-pov stories in the future.

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>>10549161

>>10551069
are those from two coco and bailey pastebin ?

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>>10549602
it's cute until you see the guy peeping her

>>10551752
no i think thier the siamese cats from lady and the tramp

>>10525022
who is that yuge gurrl?

>>10531669
that pic is amazing, artist?

Woof

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>>10551768
guy? i see no guy.

>>10553622
>>10551668
>>10550032

These are cute, waht is this?

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>>10553651
winnie the werwolf from the ghoul school if i'm correct

>>10532224
That is a dragon though, it has 4 limbs plus wings.

>>10554102
Maybe she's a wyvern and not a dragon then.

>>10554102
Take a closer look, that's a wyvern. Observe the hands. They're wing-attached.

>>10554914
>>10554503
yeah I wasn't looking closely

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Modeling leaves a lot of time for thinking. She tends to overthink stuff and is always concerned with personal ethics, but I hope she won't stop... beautiful genitals deserve to be shown for the common well being rather than hidden all the time.

>>10553518
FLUFFY

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Many anthros living among humans have a hard time finding clothes which work well with their fur color: the most colorful species, as well as species who have striking fur patterns such as tigers and leopards, commonly opt for muted colors so they don't clash nor detract from the natural beauty of their fur. On the other hand some anthros with muted fur colors can sport a wardrobe worth of Queen Elizabeth, as I've noticed when the warren's dressmaker showed me around her workshop and tried out her favourite hues.

No worries about the piece of tissue laying on the ground - like all warren-made tissues it's dustproof for obvious reasons.

>>10556195
>>10557791
I want to breed these buns.

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The craftmanship that goes into making clothes for tiny anthros never ceases to amaze me... they really stretch the boundaries of what can be done with fiber. They are usually made by other tiny species but high quality tiny clothes made by crafters of larger species are often sold as luxury items because of their artful nature. If you are human size you have to be careful even touching this kind of clothes, especially if they are made of silk like the one I portrayed here, which was as light and thin as a spider's web. In fact it's better to not touch them at all since even sweat from finger pads can soak them easily.

>>10510051
>Human Males On Female Anthros
OP pic is opposite though.

>>10559305
Uh?

>>10559441
the anthro is ON top of the human is the joke he's making

>>10559305
Lel

>>10559441
He means it literally. The female anthro is on the human instead of vise versa

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>>10559465
>>10559480

Oh

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>>10559305
>>10559465

>>10559084
all I got from your post is I would stretch and soak the mouse's pussy
ik this is not the right thread but do you have more multinips like those?

>>10515492
Man, Comet used to be my absolute favorite furry artist. Does he even do it anymore? Haven't seen anything new in years

>>10556195
>>10557791
>>10559084
what

>>10557791
>for obvious reasons.
Proof left for the reader as an exercise.

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Who here would like to have an adorable, considerate, yet very lonely and aggressive red panda as a girlfriend?

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>>10560706
Why not several?

>>10560706
W-we wouldn't be lonely together

>>10560832
Ahhh! Get that ugly child thing out of here!

>>10560832
The fuck even is this?

>>10561088
A red panda music group from the movie Sing.

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>>10526787

>Someone notices the small edit i made in the background

This makes me happy

>>10560706
Retsuko is so much more adorable than>>10560832
And has more personality than the entire band

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bunne

>>10563355

Is it considered bullying if I rub the bun on the ears

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>>10553201
Woah dude how did you do that

>>10563675
>Ear massages are considered extremely intimate in rabbit culture
>Do it to every bunny you meet

>>10563751
Sounds kind of molesty.

>>10563837
>anthros are much more physical towards others
>hugs/nose rubbing/rubbings faces/licking/etc are common greetings and some species are even worse like prairie dogs who kiss to greet each other
>even worse with pack species who like to always be in physical contact with friends/family
>human friends have given up on the notion of personal space
>more so when it starts to get cold and anthros start getting worried about their human friends due to human's lack of fur
>not to mention furred anthros trying to get their human friends to pet and scratch them due to human hands being the best at that sort of thing
I imagine around high school is when it gets really bad for humans with anthros trying to get them to pet them. Getting asked to meet some furry girl behind the bleachers and she just lifts her shirt up asking for a belly rub. Parents walking in on their teenage kid getting scratched between the ears by her human friends she had over for a study night. Anthro bullies cornering a human and making him pet them in public.

>>10559820
Comet sperged out about people mass releasing their commercial works to public space. Last I heard, they wanted to solely distribute within Japan afterwards. Not sure if that's entirely true, though.

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>>10563751
>>10564065

>>10564065
How can you tell that you've gone from "friends" to "dating" if they are already so damned affectionate?

>>10564976
you act like friends can't fuck each other too

I wonder if the porn industry would be any bigger if anthros existed.

>>10566204
Amateur porn already exists in droves. I'm sure there'd be more porn, but really there is already so much that it wouldn't really be noticable in volume rather than just category.

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>>10566204
>Niggers gangrape horse

>>10567345
Not to be too racist, but with their better sense of smell I doubt anthros would be too found of black people or at least the ones who use whatever it is that makes them reek. Think it's some sort of hair grease or something.

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>>10567451
so what you're saying is
HOW CAN WHITE BOI EVEN COMPETE

>>10567474
when it comes to smelling like shit, yeah the black people who use whatever that shit is are able smell worse than white people since they don't use it

>>10567451
>Anthro community is constantly being called racist because of their aversion to the smell of Somalis
>"If you humans had a third of the sense of smell we do, you'd want absolutely nothing to do with them either."
> Old urban legend among anthros is blacks are the walking dead because they reek like corpses

This has incredibly uncomfortable comedy written all over it.

>>10567726
Actual elephants hate black people due to all the poachers being black and will sometimes attack black people now because of that association.

>>10567451
>>10567511
Most likely, the smell you're thinking of is the smell of Cocoa Butter. Fuck knows why it's so popular among black people, because that shit smells and sticks to you even after you try to wash it off with water. It's not that black people have an innate stench more than anyone else (inb4 more shitposting), but enough black people use that nasty shit for it to become synonymous with the race. For some reason, you can get any hygiene product you can think of in a cocoa butter scented version, and it makes me feel queasy smelling it these days.

t. black guy

>>10567925
Condolences, and best of luck

>>10567925
I think cocoa butter is good for dry skin and you know better than anyone how black people are cursed with dry/ashy skin more than any other race I know of

>>10567925
I've been wondering about the sudden explosion of cocoa butter products in the last ten years, there's no way that got popular on how it smells. Thank you for teaching me something tonight, blackanon. Maybe it's just where I live, but a lot of black people around here go for scented lotions, so it's a blessedly rare stink.

The only real "innate" stench I can actually think of is just the typical druggie reek that anybody gets when they start neglecting hygiene in favor of getting high.

>>10567925
It might also be a food thing. What you eat influences the way you smell, and sometimes you can even smell what someone ate. You have to stick your nose in their armpit to do it, but you can. I've heard Asians complain that white people smell like spoilt milk, because we tend to consume a lot of dairy products. Asian people in Europe don't have a characteristic smell, as far as I can tell.

But I suppose regular bathing helps. Not every black person I've met has had the smell, but the other days I was in the bus, and some bona fide nigger got on, and I could smell the fucker from two meters away. Same characteristic smell, too. My ex used to complain copiously about the black people smell, but she used to live in one of the shittiest neighbourhoods in the country. I can imagine the cultural reasons for it must be stronger, there.

I did meet a white guy who smelled like cheese. But that's just because he's a filthy autist. Literally.

Either way, I doubt anthro's would care all that much. Real animals don't seem to give two shits, either. If you have a heightened sense of smell and get freaked out because of smells, you'ren ot going to last long. They'd still hate Somali's, though.

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Sometimes hormonal imbalance can be an asset.

>>10566204
wew lad

>>10564923
sauce

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Nice girl :D

only white guys plz

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>>10570286
I would eat cat butt

>>10570365
The fact you've said this is going to cause the exact opposite.

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>>10570521
I'm pretty sure he doesn't care and he's just the bumpfag posting random shit.

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>>10570406
She has a v.nice booty

Unf

>>10563716
Photoshop is hell of a drug

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dont fug the snek pls

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>>10572967
Snek was made for fug. They are 2cute.

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>>10573052
something feels off about this pic

>>10570286
>>10570962
It's like somehow my mental image of Chana got drawn.

>>10574441
Kana maybe
Chana has more pudge

>>10574642
Maybe. I was going off the assumption that a "pudgy" cheetah is still fairly trim by human standards, especially since Chana's tits are described as being the size of oranges. Point is, sexy ass cheetah girl.

>>10567451
As mentioned by >>10568649 anthros would probably be most attracted to Asians before out of all the homo sapiens Asians have the least amount of body odor while blacks have the most. Don't know why that is though smell could have played an important role in African tribes while it played less of a role in Asian people so they either evolved out of it or never had it to begin with.

>>10575336
Sure, until the asians try to eat all the doggo anthros. Then they'd realize that sweet smell was really a honey trap in disguise.,

>>10576871
>That pic
My dick!!!

>>10572967
I'll tread in the snek with my dick

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>>10577647
you have now impregnated the snek

contrats on the snek-babbies

>find a cheap apartment to live in, but it's deep in the anthro part of town pretty far from where most other humans live
>come to the place & see it's rather old, but not that bad looking
>start to notice wolf anthros, a lot of wolf anthros
>turns out the whole complex is owned by a wolf family & their entire pack/extended family all live in it
>& now a single human too
>the current landlord, a slightly older she-wolf, shows you to your new apartment
>kept getting weird almost angry looks from every wolf you passed & the landlady wasn't much better
>guess the fact you weren't family wasn't settling too well with them
>decided it was best to stay quiet, out of trouble, & out of the way of all the wolves
>you left them alone & they left you alone
>end up chatting with one of the older she-wolves one time when you were bringing groceries to your apartment & she was out smoking
>she asked why she never smelled or seen anyone come to your apartment yet
>explain you were on your own & that you didn't have anyone to come visit
>she just goes quiet & gives you this sort of sad/shocked look has you finally get everything inside
>from then on you're getting all sorts of wolves knocking at your door just saying they were checking on you everyday
>different wolf families asking if you want to come over for dinner
>the mother wolves kept coming by to give you various things they cooked since they always make a lot since they share with the whole pack
>can't ever go out when it's cold or you get yelled for not wearing warmer clothes & how since your furless you should stay near wolves with heavier fur coats
>they even got protective of you when you'd go out
>looks like the pack adopted you when they found out you were on your own

>>10577883
i have seen this before

>>10567451
I thought they'd hate black people because they're hostile to all living things around them.

>>10578285
Blacks are bad about that, but the Chinese still number one in that regard. More so since they're the main reason we're getting a lot of shitty sequels to shitty movies.

>>10575832
Not all Asians. Only the Chinese. Japanese would probably be most attracted to anthros then.

ugh this race thing is still going on?

>>10578841
Yeah. What are you gonna do about it?

>>10578890
commence internal bitching

>>10575336
do any animals have bo? the furs at least get some smell stuck in them, i assume from bacteria and not from body fluids so some hairy people like whites could share the same smells with animals and be more attractive to them. dogs like to smell stuff so sad if one would hate my smells. also whites eat the most meat so some animals could like that too
>blacks have the most
so marginally more than whites it's just ridiculous to even mention it unless you're obsessed with niggers for whatever personal reason. 98% for whites and 99% for niggers. so relevant to mention. compared to 10% for china and 20% for japan. around the same for native americans and southeast asians?

>>10567451
That doesn't really make sense since animals and by proxy anthros use scent to broadcast a variety of signals and messages to one another. Someone (a human) having a strong odor shouldn't even bother them so much unless said person reeked of a scent similar to the type of chemical odor some animals use to repel other animals like skunk spray.

Also there some animals go to extra lengths to smell even WORSE for the ladies. Can't remember which type of bison or buffalo it is but there's one that's pees on its low hanging belly fur to give it self a strong musk for the females.

You know, since us humans have better color vision than the vast majority of mammals, do you think we would be like the artists of the world?

>>10581107
cats see triple the amount of colors we see

>>10581107
not really since anthros would also develop better color vision because of its supposed evolutionary benefits. besides modern art is shit anyway

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>>10581307
I do not see how something turning into an anthro requires increased color recognition. Are reptilian anthros not allowed to be warm blooded? Or are we just going to make all the anthros stronger and more harry humans?

And there is good art these days. It just isn't labelled "modern art", because the artist actually did something.

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>>10581286
U avin me on m8?

>>Be me
>>Be me in a back alley behind a club putting the moves on anthro fem
>>Morality police show up with car lights on and sirens blaring
>>OH SHI-
>>It was a sting
>>Get put in jail for night for breaking laws against interspecies mingling or whatever
>>Parents find out and are terribly upset
>>Get sent to conversion camp to "Pray the Furry Away"

What happens next, /hmofa/?

>>10581435
You can never TRUELY tell what the end product of a species evolution will be like because the entire process can just be weird and nonsensical at times. You tend to lose something and gain something else in return or sometimes you can even develop a trait that hinders your ability to survive. Apes were never that good at seeing at night compared to other animals however we as humans have developed better color recognition over time for whatever purpose.

If anthros are to become similar to us (humans) then chances are they are going to follow roughly the same path as we did. Losing things like fur in exchange for big brains for example. Idk about reptiles though

>>10581307
>>10581771
>Anthros evolve color vision because they're "more human" now
>Anthros keep their sense of smell and night vision (animal traits) because reasons

This is that typical special snowflake furry mentality. It is impossible for you guys to grasp the idea that being human isn't all bad, so instead you create these chromatic abominations that are better than humans in every conceivable way. There's a reason that humans are the dominant species on this planet and not trigendered pyrofoxes.

>>10581487
thats canine vision

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>>10581771
So I'm not allowed to like wolfs with lots of hair because it might not happen evolutionary? Let me tell you something about evolution. It is essentially a game of chance. Even if a trait might be useful in a certain situation, that does not mean you will get it. The giraffe has a laryngeal nerve that is way longer than it has to be. There are a lot of humans with a form of colorblindess, and they live.

And this is ignoring the fact that we are talking about a fucking fictional variant of a species, and few people consider this worth breaking suspension of disbelief. No one even bats an eye when we talk about dragons, and those things are really damn evolutionary unlikely.

>>10581946
Except that there's not one point in either posts that implies humans are bad. Just that if anthros are to be a thing they'd have to lose stuff and develop certain things like us

>>10582002
Yeah, feline vision would also be super blurry on top of that.

>>10580986
That's a musk ox. That is where it's name comes from. Also your right for pretty much all animals have some kind of scent and you have to remember that a lot of animals have anal scent glands with strong smelling secretions and that doesn't seem to bother them. Then there are animals like skunks that release offensive odors as a defense mechanism so wonder how those defensive smells smell different than the ones used for scent identification. Though someone in a previous /hmofa/ thread mentioned that humans are especially stinky animals though don't know if other animals would find the smell offensive. Mosquitos even seem to enjoy human stink if memory serves me correctly.

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>>10581771
So what your saying is you think anthros would look something like this if they evolved similar to us.

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>>10582147
So humans might be mosquito girl fetish. If so I won't no part of that world, leave me out

Imagine living in a world with anthros and they look like >>10582195. I would kill myself.

>>10582195
I see that picture brought up alot and I don't think so. Also this I agree with >>10582243 I'd off myself

>>10582242
Yes, but not just mosquitos but other insects as well according to this article (though the other bugs are also probably blood suckers or feast on human flesh).
https://www.seeker.com/humans-stink-more-than-other-animals-discovery-news-1765179788.html

>>10581771
Widespread evolution occurs when there becomes a problem for the species and one group evolves a trait that assists with dealing with that problem. Random mutations occur all the time, but rarely are they beneficial enough to spread out across an entire race, there still are entire countries that are 99% lactose intolerant for example. Also while evolution helps species, it isn't perfect. Our eyes give us pretty good depth perception, but they also have design flaws that allow diseases like cataracts to occur later in life. But unless cataracts begins to start killing humans before they can reproduce, it will still most likely remain a problem.

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>>10582243
>>10582269
Just pointing out what they would look like if they evolved similar to us and became furless. Also I doubt any anthro would look that good when brought into 3D rather than just being a 2D drawing.

>>10582243
>>10582269
Whats wrong with anthros that look like that?

>>10582537
the face mostly

>>10548045
That's several times more creepy

>>10582537
Uncanny Valley effect. She looks just close enough to human for all the little things not human about her to stand out.

>>10582048
Because appearantly color vision is so important for being bipedal, sapient, and able to talk. Also, I don't think a dog could mimic the human language with that kind of mouth.

>>10583684
>Also, I don't think a dog could mimic the human language with that kind of mouth.

Not the same way humans do, but there's a number of bird species that can mimic human speech just fine, so It's not completely out of the question to have a non-human speak with any sort of proficiency.

>>10583668
>>10583081
>>10582665
>>10582269
>>10582243
If humans and these anthros were introduced suddenly, like for example them coming here on alien spaceships, then yeah it would be jarring and unsettling to see them, but if in the context of evolution, where they kinda became that over hundreds of thousands of years right along side humans, then I don't think it is unreasonable to say we'd be used to them by now. Basically how humans treat other races if you think about it, because that is what most closely reflects reality.

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>>10583915
To reinforce this idea, remember that people like pic related exist. They exist because other humans find them attractive somehow and want to fuck them, even though most sane people do not.

>>10583978
But is that how they looked in their prime years? Or how they look in old age and the body breaks down?

Some people looked amazing young but aged terribly.

>>10584149
Boongs look like shit their whole lives

>>10583978
You have to remember people living in third world countries aren't capable of living up to the beauty that first world women have. Especially the tribes women.

>>10583978
What is with /pol/ and pickin' on aborigines?

>>10585096
they're low hanging fruit and pretty much everyone else already shits on them anyways

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>>10584752

>>10510741
updates?

>>10581767
>Hangs self
>Sent to furry hell

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>>10586021
>Satan guide my cock

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>>10586021

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>>10582147
Thinking about it anal glands placement and nose holes seem to match up perfectly. Funny how nature seems to match up perfectly at times.

>>10582023
Eh I wouldn't write off dragons so easily.
The only implausible thing about dragons is the fire breathing.
Theres nothing unrealistic about flying terrestrial hexapods.

>>10587452
Don't say the D-word. He'll show up and turn this into a vore thread.

>>10510741
>>10585713
>anon gets invited(dragged) to hyena girl's house for diner
>soon has you're through her front door you see even more amazonian spotted hyena woman and few smaller hyena males with build similar to yours
>some of the older females are even bigger than the hyena girl you're "dating?" now
>speaking of her, she's got a death grip on you and eyes the other females without mates their warily
>end up sitting between her legs/on her lap again on the couch with some of her family?/clan?/pack?
>some of the females come up to greet you or just sniff you, maybe it's the same thing
>always ends with them licking your cheek though
>your hyena girl keeps getting huffy every time it happens and licks more forcibly where they licked
>an older male comes up behind your hyena and kisses/licks the top of her head asking her who her new friend is and you end up finding out this is her father and how he should stop embarrassing her
>you timidly wave and say hello but he just leans over and rubs his face against yours
>guess her dad approves and you see he has a large scar on his shoulder that looks like something big bit into him
>suddenly hear heavy footsteps and then you see the largest spotted hyena female of them all
>your hyena greets her mother, the matriarch
>she just grunts an acknowledgement before walking over and gently biting your hyena's father
>he stiffens, shivers, and then gives out an airy sigh before she lets go and both rub noses/muzzles in a cute way
>of course part way through she notices you
>having the matriarch's full attention is scary, very scary in fact
>she walks over and seems to get bigger the closer she gets until she's looming over you and looking down at you
>this is what that lawyer from Jurassic Park must have felt while it was looking down at him on the toilet before it ate him
>feels even more like that when she moves her head down towards yours

>>10587726
>can't help but cower back into your hyena in a vain attempt to get away
>she takes big sniffing breathes of you
>you think she could probably bite your head off in a single bite
>next thing you know your being moved very fast and suddenly very high
>once you're no longer disorientated you realize the matriarch just picked up to get a better look at you and hug you
>her daughter, your hyena, is now loudly complaining how your hers and she wants you back
>her mother just hold you higher and starts teasing her daughter about how she needs to work harder to keep a man
>your now very aware just how high you are right now
>can't help but curl up more and grip her mother's arms a bit tighter
>this brings her attention back to and she cradles you in her arms and coos about how she may be tempted to keep you while smiling
>jesus her teeth are big and for some reason your brain decides to remind you how spotted hyenas eat even the bones of their kills and can crack giraffe femurs with their jaws
>this makes your hyena protest even more and she says how you're hers already because she marked you with her scent
>this causes her mother to get a wicked look in her eyes and mentions how you can't properly join the clan without the matriarch approving you and marking you with the clan's scent
>your hyena becomes more animated and aggressive about trying to get you back and complaining about her mother just wants to mess with her
>you're not sure what she means by the "clan's scent" but the way your hyena is acting you're slightly worried now
>it clicks in once the matriarch places you on the floor and stands over you while lifting her kilt/skirt
>by the "clan's scent" she means her scent since she's the matriarch
>you also notice how she's not wearing anything under her skirt/kilt
>though the sheer size of her ass is now what you're completely focused on
>and you go pale has she slowly starts lowering towards you and her ass eclipses your view

>>10587937
>last you see is your hyena being kept away by single arm of the matriarch before it all goes dark and furry
>her ass cheeks starts to swallow your head and then part of your upper body goes too when she starts grinding and moving her hips on you
>she works you deep until your and upper body are engulfed by her massive ass
>the warmth and her scent are overwhelming
>most of your higher brain functions shutdown and all you are aware of his the heat, her scent, how tight your pants suddenly feel, and how extremely hard you
>all sense of time vanishes until she lifts up and fresh cool air hits you
>you're not sure how long you were under her, but you can still feel yourself trembling and still very hard and your head feels sweaty too
>you can still smell and you're pretty sure you're going to be still smelling her on you for months to come
>you catch sight of your hyena's dad while awareness comes back to you and has a sympathetic and even jealous look towards you
>your hyena is knelling over you with a scrunched up muzzle complaining of how you reek of her mother's fat ass now
>her mother teases back about how maybe she needs the clan's scent renewed on her
>this instantly shuts her up
>her mother welcomes you to the clan while you dread the thought that your hyena has the potential to grow has big or even bigger than her mother is
>this thought terrifies you, yet it also slightly excites you in the back of your mind
the end

>>10510122
any updates?

>>10584752
>muh ebil West

Abbo's are legit the ugliest people on the planet. They descend from islanders who came to Australia when megafauna was still a thing. It can't have been a lot of them, and I suspect they are an inbred population.

There are plenty of attractive tribal women. Though tribal life does not make one age gracefully.

>>10588191
10/10

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>>10588191
Very noice...

Part 2 where you play and fug her psuedo-penis?! no homo.

>>10588795
>Part 2 where you play and fug her psuedo-penis?!

Oh god, seconding on this

>>10587726
I would love to see anon's interractions with the girly Hyena bros

>>10588335
Not yet mang. Final fantasy Zodiac age has been keeping me busy.

>>10588604
I've seen plenty of pictures of aboriginal Australians that weren't ugly, but I will agree that they do not age gracefully.

>>10590893
>2004
jesus fuck
also fuck this image for not attempting a russian accent

>>10588191
Fucking hawt and cute

>>10590240
You damn nerd. i need to get my rocks off

>>10593777
Be careful, those hypno women have a thing for young boys.

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>when big anthro girls start sexually harassing smaller human men

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>>10596262
>Some females kidnap males who they fancy in their culture
>Not realizing that human culture is very different from theirs

>>10596262
>>10596796
Can I get sauce for these two

>>10596952
wolf is from hypnofood's tumblr

>>10596962
Thanks

>>10596796
Isnt there a follow up to that image where the human is asking when he can go home but she's all like "but you ARE home"

>>10598011
No thats with a different kid

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>>10596262
Hey, wait a minute.

That's literally just Takuto with brown hair and Sugata as a fem anthro.

I can't unsee it now.

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>>10596262
>you will never be aggressively sexually harassed by a beefy anthro giantess

>>10599133
life can be cruel

>>10599833
>>10599833
>>10599833

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