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Save the Princess!
Don't forgot to upload adventures on the booru!

princessbooru.booru.org
Previous thread >>10462297
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>OP image is an image from last quest
>posts booru

Good work anon, now put the thread's number over in the last thread so people can get in here
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Alright can I do my adventure here? Here goes
You come across a Mermaid Princess trapped deep in the water by a cage. How will you rescue her?
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>>10503907
Running start
and
CANNONBALL
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>>10503907
Maybe throw a rock in there?
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>>10503969
You jump right in, not taking any chances.
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>>10504064
Call out for the ocean quenn to help you.
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>>10504064
Apply dye to the water so we can see her hair.
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>>10504329
You dye the water a strong shade of purple, but the mermaid princess is very angry about this.
>Hey! What are you doing to the water?
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>>10504452
"Adding contrast! Your hair blends in too well!"
Also some sort of fisherman has set up to fish to the right of the pool.
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>>10504499
You try to explain, but she just gets angrier.
>My hair is a very light shade of teal! Don't blame me, it's very hard to get good hair products in the ocean!
Meanwhile, you don't notice it, but an old man walks over to fish.
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>>10504677
Assure her that this vial is friendly to the ecosystem and is imperative in the steps to save her.
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>>10504677

Trick the old man into thinking your a fish (mermaid) and seduce him, before she can seduce the old man first!
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>>10504979
You tell her this, and she calms down.
>Alright, mister, I believe you this time...
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>>10505181
Whoops forgot pic
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>>10505197
Do your best mermaid impression and try to trick the man.
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>>10505181
>>10505197
The purple diffuses throughout the water, which also conveniently scares off the beardo.
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>Vermin thread just got pruned
O.. Okay then.
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>>10505590
The purple dye spreads through the water, scaring the old man away. But, the mermaid princess is surprised.
>What the?
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>>10505735
permab% of all moderu when
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>>10505842
Why is the Mermaiden surprised?
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ive been gone for ages and dont feel like reading through all the threads. can anyone give me updates on all the characters ive missed?
heres a poster i was drawing to give you an idea of where i was.
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>>10506017
stuff happened, bitches got fat
it was ok
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>>10506030
did wa-anon ever appear? did the bee adventure ever happen?
how many new anons, princesses, and villains would i have to draw if i wanted to update the poster?
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>>10506017
LOTS of fattening happened. NEET Princess is cross-posting in several Quests and got fucking HYOOGE in one of them.
We got a Warrior Princess who is now morbid blob Elf Princess. A new pink-haired Witch, dead Mermaid posing as a shark, Arena Host Bot is dead, we're new Arena Host, got a blowjob from a normal customer service representative through the phone, and got out dick chopped off only to regrow it.
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>>10506060
Nope.
Nope.
We also got a Spider Princess for like.. 5 panels.
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>>10506073
>fatfags
i hate to judge but fuck
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>>10505931
The dye is spreading faster than normal.
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>>10506099
hmm. alright. were there any /v/ threads?
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>>10506133
A few, nothing major happened.
Oh also I forgot Gardevoir Quest started, don't know what happened to it, but we ended facing Red in a Pokemon battle between ourselves and him while Gardemom looked on from her giant glass PokeBall.
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>>10505842
Ejaculate cum at the wooden blank(?) that's blocking you and the mermaid.
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>>10506104
If you participate in these MSPaint fetish threads you're in no position to judge other's tastes.
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/v/ermin and STP crossover when?
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>>10506211
You would, but the cage is steel, not wooden.
Your cum could never melt through steel. And, another problem has occured...
>Hey, your dye is reaching my hair! It'll ruin it!
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>>10506371
Kinda want to see what waifu /v/ermin show up in Red's team
Leveling up a princess through three distinct forms sounds cool too, mermaids paved the way for great things
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>>10506474
Quick, steal the giant cauliflower the fisherman left in his wake and try to jam it through the metal bars
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>>10506474
Just open the cage.
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>>10506474
I can give you a new "dye" if you doun't like that. Trust me, you'll love it!
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>>10506530
You could, but you can't really, like, open it. There's no way to really open it at all. And it looks like the mermaid princess got pissed again.
>Hey, your dye just got in my hair, bucko!
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>>10506784
I have some "dye" that will make your hair look pretty again!
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>>10506805
What dye?
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>>10506784
Well then, make like Super Paper Mario and 3D THAT SHIT
(Or if that's too hard, punch the metal until it breaks free)
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>>10506858
Cum.
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>>10506873
You punch the metal, but your noodly-ass arm is too weak to punch through. And, the mermaid princess is still pissed off.
>Hey, buddy, fix this!
Oh boy, you better find a way to fix all of this.
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>>10506888
>mermaids
>cum
ITS HAPPENING
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>>10507021
I see.
Well then, if we're so noodly, slip between the bars.
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>>10507061
You would, but as you have analyzed, your body is just a bit too big to fit through.
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>>10507418
Check inventory then. Surely we have something.
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>>10507418
Maybe if we wait a while, the bars will just rust away
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>>10507418
use comically large nail file on bars
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>>10507586
You check your inventory and see that you have:
-A standard rock
-An uncommon broken west seaside color unicorn horn
Hmm, which one could help?
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>>10507724
use the rock
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>>10507724
put the horn on our penis and thrust through the grate
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>>10507724
surely the rock will work
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>>10507734
>>10507766
You throw the rock at the gate, but it only makes a small dent. Dang, this cage is tough.
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>>10507833
PELVIC THRUST WITH THE UNICORN HORN!
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>>10507848
This, now that we've weakened the cage
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>>10506060
The bee adventure did happen. For 3 posts. After that the protagonist died and we had a hell adventure instead.
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Is anyone still here?
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>>10510542
Yeah.
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>>10510542
Nah.
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>>10510542
Meh.
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>>10507848
That's an odd thing to call your dick.
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>>10507848
You thrust the horn into the cage, breaking it.
>Oh, finally, you break this damned cage! Now can you get me back to my ocean? I'm tired of floating around in this cheap pool.
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>>10513884
Make the hole bigger. After that get out of the water and pick the mermaid up, princess-carry style.
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>>10513884
Enlarge hole.
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>Continuing the console quest again
What do?
P.S. Quest today might be short due to reasons.
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>>10516105
That's fine. READ THE FUCKING MANUAL PRINTOUT.
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>>10516464
You carefully analyze the incredibly complicated manual, which consists of two components: a photo and a set of descriptions.
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>>10516716
Using your IMAGE OVERLAY TECHNIQUE, you combine the printout into reality, making the descriptions appear physically.
Last update tonight, but feel free to suggest what do.
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>>10516754
Oh shit I screwed up.
Forgot the descriptions.
Too tired to draw them again today.
Sorry guys.
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>>10516789
NP, see you l8r.
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>>10514255
>>10515596
After some more horn-thrusts, you manage to make a hole big enough to carry the princess through.
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>>10516825
Since you had to straight-up drag her through the dye, her hair fully turns a light shade of purple.
Anyway, we're on land with a fish girl. Can she breathe?
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>>10516754
Last thread we were thinking of having Candy golem fight Imp princess as a substitute, and we would temprarily rename him to NEET princess 2.0 and give him a hat written with that.
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>>10516840
Luckily, she can breathe, but she can't walk.
>Uhh, I can't really walk on land, I have, like, a fish tail.
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>>10518323
Put her ontop of your stick like shoulders and carry her.
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>>10518323
Princess-carry the princess, foo.
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>>10518323
Can't she just walk on land like a seal or something?
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>>10518830
You princess-carry the princess, but get stopped by a dingy shack.
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>>10520416
This shack appears to have been made out of chocolate, as evident by the giant bite taken out of it!
Try and take a bite for yourself!
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>>10520521
You bite into it, but your teeth end up hurting. Yep, that's wood, not chocolate.
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>>10520867
Then try to huff and puff and blow that house down.
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>>10520928
Nigga, you ain't a wolf.
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>>10520867
Climb over it?
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>>10521739
We put on a wolf ear headband and a wolf tail.
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>>10521902
You successfully manage to climb up, but then see a sign on top that says "Cauliflower + Fish shop." Why didn't you see this before? Damn 2D planes limiting your vision.
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>>10522459
Since the sign is levitating, equip it.
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>>10522482
You equip the floating signbubble as a hat. It conveniently shrinks down, which means you don't have to carry around a big ol' signbubble on your head all the time.
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>>10522736
Mermaid doesn't look so hot. Ask if she's okay.
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>>10522874
You ask if she's okay.
>I am, actually. You see, mermaid royalty such as me have special abilities such as surviving outside of water for a long time.
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>>10523321
Well then, let's see what's going on inside, take Mermaid with us, OFC.
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>>10523512
You go inside the shack and see a familiar looking old man.
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>>10524611
But we've never seen this man before. Anyway, ask him if he's got any good cheap food and directions to the ocean.
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>>10524713
Depends, is cauliflower cheap?
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>>10525784
In some cases, yeah.
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>>10524611
You now remember that cauliflower is a shit vegetable and that you are in the lair of the enemy. Attack swiftly.
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Princess bump
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Is anybody still here?
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>>10527999
Yeah
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>>10528025
>Only one response
Fug. Hopefully it gets better later/tomorrow
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>>10527999
I'm always here. I contribute nothing however except edits here and thereabouts.
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>>10527999
I am here, too.
Maybe we should discuss something while there are no drawfags? Does anyone remember all that DEEPEST LORE about how all characters are anons who gained identity?
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>>10528636
Yeah. I also remember the the DEEPEST LORE regarding Gamestop Princess.
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>>10528649
I don't remember that one. Could you please repost it?
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>>10528636
Even the princesses? If so that might explain NEET princess.
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>>10528705
Gamestop princess is an old arc from /v/ that spanned quite a few threads in sporadic hits until the art-fag gave up on it out of the blue.
>You go to Gamestop, Gamestop Princess is there
>A bunch of other bullshit
>You take off the VR goggles and it turns out you are Gamestop Princess
>Take off the VR and you're elsewhere
>Dozens of layers of VR bullshit
>A quiz show staring Gamestop Princess as host
It was a fucking mess.
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>>10503442
I am unable to access the booru. The page loads for a while then says that it failed to load. This also happens on /v/ermin booru. What is causing this?
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>>10529482
Works fine for me. It's definitely on your end, not sure what.
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>>10529539
It's happening both on my computer and my phone so it's most likely a problem not tied to a particular device.
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Will the quest with the warrior elf princess be continued?
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Should I make this a thing? I'm not a drawfag, but I just want to have some fun.
If yes, then tell me what you believe the hair color of the princess should be? I can't decide.
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>>10530920
>not a drawfag
so is everyone else here except that one guy who did art of the sorceress last thread, we all do it for fun, just like you

As for hair color, she should be a redhead, it's obvious
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>>10530957
So should I do it?
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>>10530995
Yes.
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You're a ghost of a person who died a few weeks ago. As you fly through the city in boredom, you spot a cute looking girl. Unfortunately, as a ghost you've realized that you cannot be perceived by anyone.
What now?
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>>10531087
You cannot be perceived, but can you physically affect things?
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>>10531087
Go all Ghost Trick and possess that handbag of hers.
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>>10531109
Only slightly, but the more you move stuff the better you get at it. The best you can do at this point is around the force you'd need to pet a cat.
>>10531113
You can't possess inanimate objects. Living things work, but only sometimes in the case of people. You managed to possess your depressed mom for a bit but you couldn't take control of that rich faggot who probably has shoes made of gold.
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>>10531168
Use GHOST OBJECT MOVE TECHNIQUE to make the guy second from the left feel something touch his ass. USE GHOST PERSON CONTROL TECHNIQUE to make the guy first from the left seem as if he touched the ass.
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>>10531250
It's clear that the guy on the left is going to get his ass kicked. The cute girl doesn't seem to care.
Now what?
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>>10531288
Use GHOST INCORPOREALITY TECHNIQUE to get inside the purse and see what's inside.
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>>10531347
It's shut, meaning you can't see shit.
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>>10531372
Open it then.
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>>10531586
You slowly open it. You can see a newspaper.
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>>10531665
That filename is bound to cause confusion. I forgot that the protagonist is already dead.
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>>10531665
Now look at what's inside.
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>>10531711
You see a lot of newspapers, even one foreign newspaper that's not written in English. Clearly this is a girl who likes to know about current events.
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>>10531734
You haven't really kept up with the news since you died, take a look at the newspapers to get up to date.
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>>10531812
Every single newspaper you find seems to have to do with either killers on the loose or strange disappearances. You also find some other things in the bag that you'd expect to be there, like a bottle of water and a phone.
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>>10531861
Well, this is SUSPICIOUS. You will have to wait and watch to find out if your SUSPICIONS are correct.
Also, check for any weapons or poisons on the girl's person, their presence might confirm your SUSPICIONS early and give you a chance to prevent the untimely demise of that Chad over there.
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>>10531906
You happen to spot a knife, but you then realize that it's simply an ordinary butter knife. Three thugs come out of nowhere and it looks like they're serious. The guy on the right is obviously the leader.
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>>10531941
Oh no! It's even worse than you SUSPECTED! She is, in fact, so good at murder, that she doesn't even need anything stronger than a knife to do it! Without your ghostly assistance, these fine young gentlemen won't stand a chance!
Use GHOST OBJECT MOVE TECHNIQUE to remove the black-clothed gentleman's headband and swing it around as a means of intimidation! Such act of spectral tampering is sure to scare off the serial killer!
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>>10531982
Only the cute girl seems to notice your efforts. She doesn't look scared at all, and she actually looks quite excited.
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>>10532045
She is being spooked! Your plan is working! Now, drive her away by beating her to critical condition with the belt, like your parents used to do with you!
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>>10532100
The thugs are spooked so they make a strategic retreat. The cute girl is looking in every direction to find the source of this paranormal event. She looks enthusiastic for whatever reason.
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>>10532144
Crisis averted. These men will live another day, thanks in no small part to your heroic efforts. Your power may have not been enough to defeat the horrible murderer, but it stopped her for long enough for the innocents to escape.
Use GHOST OBJECT MOVE TECHNIQUE to move air in such a way as to produce sound, notifying the woman of your ghostness.
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>>10532182
You just discovered that you can make ghost sounds like the ones they'd do in shitty horror movies. The cute girl seems to like this.
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>>10532210
Instead of moving air with your arm, try moving it with your mouth. It should produce more informative sounds.
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>>10532266
That didn't really change anything. She's writing down notes.
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>>10532294
Move her pencil. Use it to write "woooooooooooo".
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>>10532359
Why not do the arm wiggle thing to go along with the "woo"?
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Reminder that despite the thread's fatfag audience, the only sex scene so far has been with a girl whose body is literally a stick.
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>>10534571
You're right, we need some more penetration going on here.
Navelfucking, preferably.
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>>10534571
Yes, and? I'm in it for the lewd, not the fug.
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>>10516754
WHAT DO
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>>10535034
Pick up the unplugged phone and pretend you're ordering a pizza.
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>>10535034
Crank up the power output.
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>>10535145
As you crank up the power, the light above coolant output changes color. Surely it is no problem, since it's not red and everyone knows only red lights are bad news.
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>>10535194
The light above "lighting" changes color, too.
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>>10535207
Pull the left 50 all the way down.
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>>10535428
As you pull the slider down to 0, the console begins to rumble...
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>>10535556
You have gained 1 Science Machine 3000: portable edition!
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>>10535570
Pull/press the object size alteration thing.
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>>10535621
That's the slider that changes how big the console is.
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>>10535642
Okay. Let's press the vocal control panel then.
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>>10535702
You press the vocal control panel.
>Ow! Don't press me, dumbass! I'm a VOCAL control panel, you're supposed to SPEAK to me!
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>>10535766
>Fuck you, Vocal Control Panel. I do what I want.
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>>10535766
Ask the control panel if there's any more options on it besides being a boring fuck.
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>>10535814
>Well, if you want me to misinterpret your every word as "deploy a ten meter long dildo and fuck me in the ass", then sure, go right ahead, PRESS ME ALL YOU WANT.
>>10535823
>Well, let's see, there are, oh, approximately ALL the options? I'm literally wired up to the console's every function, I could do anything if you ask politely. Taking that last fact as well as your attitude into account, that narrows it down from all to none.
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>>10535916
Oh, sorry about what I said earlier. I was venting and let my anger out on you. So do you have an option to make food?
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>>10535961
>Depends on your definition of "food", and whether you'll stop pressing me or not.
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>>10535983
We'll stop pressing. Please generate a jumbo hamburger.
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>>10536095
As you remove your thumb from the thingy, it's attitude improves immediately.
>Okie dokie, one "jumbo hamburger" coming right up!
The machine deploys a tiny chef hat. Shortly afterwards, an arm and a burger obviously too big to be stored inside the device spring up from it.
>Here is your "Jumbo hamburger", or, as the version I'm legally allowed to produce is called, the BURGRR FOUR MEATS WHILE BUNS! The latest in harmburger technology, the BURGRR FOUR MEATS WHILE BUNS consists of two deep-fried adipose meatbuns, one liter of 100% synthetic de-nutritionized furler semen, a few sugar-covered hallucinogenic drops and FOUR still-oozing landwhale nuggets! Ten times the taste of a burger and negative ten times the nutrition! Guaranteed to make anyone delighted AND in horrible pain!
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>>10536389
Pick up the burger, thank the console, and toss it into NEET Princess' mouth.
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>>10536389
Thank the machine and take the burger. Go check up on Imp princess.
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>>10536422
>>10536416
You thank the machine and place the burger into your inventory.
Imp princess doesn't look to be in any peril, and you don't really know where NEET's mouth is currently.
What do?
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>>10536590
Feed it to Imp princess instead.
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>>10536590
Well then, see how Imp Princess reacts to the burg.
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>>10524713
You ask him if he has some cheap food and directions to the ocean.
>Well, I've never went to the ocean in a very long time, so I can't really tell you that. But, you can buy one of my products. Cauliflower and Fish are both 1$, and Choclate Cauliflower and Chocolate Fish are both 2$. What would you like to buy?
You have 5$ on hand. What will you buy?
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>>10536681
Chocolate Fish sounds good, let's buy that.
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>>10536665
>>10536610
You throw the burger to Imp princess and tell her to eat it.
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>>10536681
1 Chocolate fish, 1 Chocolate cauliflower, and save $1 for whenever we find a drink machine.
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>>10536765
She consumes it and gains.. power? But at what cost?
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>>10536765
She says she doesn't like unhealthy food.
What do?
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>>10536824
Tell her that it's a vegan burger with more healthy toppings on it.
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>>10536824
Tell her it has all the vitamins and minerals a growing demon-blood needs. (which is technically true.)
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>>10536741
You buy the chocolate fish, and, since you're not really hungry, you give it to the mermaid princess, who looks starving.
>Wow, thanks! I was really hungry.
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>>10536915
Onto the ocean!
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>>10536835
>>10536841
She believes you and eats it.
As she consumes the burger, she does, in fact, become larger. To anon's dismay and drawfag's anti-dismay, it happens only in the boobs and ass, as the reverse polarity made the burger healthy instead of unhealthy. In fact, her waist even becomes slimmer a bit!

P.S.Last update tonight.
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>>10537165
Ask control panel to make more burgers, both unhealthy and healthy so we can get a better result.
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>>10537165
Sleep well. And also ask the console to reverse the energy field currently present in the arena.
>>
b u m p
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>>10536965
But it's chocolate, it's not like it would swim.
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>>10540540
No, We (Anon and Mermaid Princess) head to the ocean while Mermaid enjoys the Choco Fish.
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>>10503442
Creator of this image here, sorry for the hiatus. I'm pretty lazy, so hate on me for that.

What do after washing off the hot sauce and buffalo sauce? The bellydancer told you about how she was out advertising for her club.
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>>10540753
Couldn't hurt to go check this club out, maybe there'll be bellydancers more open to eating piles of icecream larger than they are.
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>>10540753
Last thread we were trying to convince her by saying that a lot more customers would come if she ate the ice cream, and that the customers liked big woman more.
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>>10540753
Check the club, but since the Iced Cream blocks our way, ask her to eat it. You can't be a belly dancer without a belly.
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>>10540907
This
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>>10540907
I wouldn't say that's always the case.
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>>10540811
Bothh our ways are blocked though
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>>10540753
Okay, bear with me here:
Rotate the world. Our current position is marked here. Down-left is the Hot Sauce. Up-right is the Ice Cream. If we rotate the world, we'd still be on a 2D plane, but one that intersects all the 2D planes of this location. Thus, we can go around the ice cream by swapping, going up/down a bit, swapping back, moving over, swap, move down/up a bit, and swap back.
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>>10543077
Couldn't you just climb over it?
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>>10543106
Which would you rather do? Climb over an ice-cream or span entirely new dimensions looking for it?
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>>10540811
>>10540819
>>10540907
>>10543077
>>10543393
Rather than spending hours binging on the ice cream or breaking dimensions themselves, the bellydancer opts to climb on top of the giant vanilla ice cream "flame."

>No, silly anon! We don't need to eat through the entire thing of ice cream to get past. C'mon, climb on top of this ice cream mound with me and we can both take some showers at the club.

Anything else to do before trekking out to the club?
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>>10544082
Ask her if she can eat a LITTLE of the ice cream for us, please.
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>>10544267
The bellydancer cracks and has a scoopful of vanilla ice cream, due to your incessant commanding.

>Geez...this is kind of messy. A bit even got on my bra, and it's all over my butt, too...c'mon anon, can't we just go over to the club and clean off?
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>>10544744
Sure. Fast-forward.
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>>10544744
Good call there.
Climb over the ice cream and go the the club with her to wash off. After that MAYBE we can convince her to eat more.
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>>10544775
>>10544786
The both of you trek through the white void and eventually arrive at your destination: the club. A man stands at the front, checking over a piece of paper while a soothing pink light flows from behind him. You figure you may need to talk to him to enter the club.
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>>10545399
Tell the bodyguard that you're friend here is a bellydancer and she needs to wash up so she can advertise more.
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>>10545399
How are we already clean?
Also >>10545520
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>>10545534
Pretend you didn't see anything.
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>>10545637
Well, let's get in.
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>>10545520
>>10545534
>>10545680
The bellydancer seems to know what to do in this situation, but it seems that the lax guard has something to ask her.

>Hiya! I'm bringing in a friend into the club. You know me of course, yes?
>Uh, miss...don't you know the club's founding rule of "only women are allowed?"
>This is a special occasion! The higher ups won't mind.
>Yeah, whatever...they don't pay me enough for this...can I get your name, dude?

Before you enter, you must give the bouncer your name! Could be anything, he probably wouldn't care.
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>>10545769
Donald Mcdonald
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>>10545769
Barst Buttz
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>>10545769
Not Important.
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>>10545897
I liked your name selection most.

>Not Important, huh? That's a unique name, I guess...anyways, you two can go in.

The bellydancer leaps up and dashes towards the entryway, while you stumble behind. You have to be ready for anything...and it being "women only" may have you experience some...alternative conflicts.
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>>10546327
Bonus because I was bored: a nude bellydancer doing some streaking. This has made me realize that I haven't been drawing the bellydancer with any sort of underwear. Guess that sirwal works pretty well in covering up your naughty bits.

Also nobody has been uploading anything to the booru and that disappoints me
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>>10546327
Neat. (As we step through the doorway, we become Femanon, that's why the bouncer is outside.)
>>10546362
Double neat.
>Booru
I've been busy writing fapfics, sorry.
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>>10546402
>writing fapfics
You can't just say that and expect us to not say anything. What kind of fapfics?
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>>10546526
Here's the latest spot. I take my shit slow and you can find them all in that thread and its predecessor:
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/10437332/#10437332
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>>10546565
Fuck me.>>10546450
Current.
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>>10546327
>women only
That is so easily resolved.

Acquire sexifyer 9000.
>>
Since this is supposed to the sequel to the Fire Tornado Saga, will the Fire Tornado itself appear?

Also I have a feeling that the bellydancer is the woman that was seen at the end of the Fire Tornado Saga.
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>>10546743
I'm just going wherever with this, I guess. The spider princess quest was in the same universe as the Fire Tornado quest but nobody really noticed it.

You guys probably want Fire Tornado Saga 2 just so you can have your fatass giant fire girls, yes?
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>>10546891
Maybe a little...
>>
>>10546891
No, I want giant ice cream girls.
>>
>>10546891
giant and fire are optional, I'm willing to work with what's present
>>
Tell you guys what, when I get back from SDCC, you can expect a brand new zoo zoot-drawn adventure.
A new anon with a new quest.
[spoiler] it will feature pudding slimegirls. [/spoiler]
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>>10547336
awwwwwwwwwwwwww shit, my benis is locked and loaded
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>>10547336
Oh shit, so that's why you're going to San Diego. Hope you have a fun time, Zoot
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>>10547491
I am making so much money you don't even know. I'm gonna be able to buy like 5 amiibo.
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>>10547336
>Pudding girls
May I suggest a Pudding Dullahan?
>>
Bump before I sleep. Tomorrow, moar princesses, ho!
>>
Are >>10536915 and >>10532294 being continued?
>>
>>10550697
Ghostfag here. I'm a lazy fuck, but I'll try to get back to it sometime today.
>>
>>10548198
So the head is basically a pudding cup?
>>
safety bump for the night
>>
>>10551702
But it's 7:50 in the morning.
>>
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You snatch her pen and write WOOOOOOOOOOO in her notes. She seems surprised.
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>>10552714
Also write snu snu in there, just for fun.
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>>10552734
She has her own message for you.
>>
>>10551312
Basically, yeah. It can be reattached, but she keeps it off for fun.
>>
>>10552759
Respond with a "Yes."
>>
>>10553807
She asks you a very important question.
>>
>>10554329
Y.yes..
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>>10554329
Say yes. If only the genders would be swapped, then we could do GHOST BLOWJOB WOO WOO
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Paranormal-loving gf acquired. Since you've found a way to communicate with your princess, I guess the gap between you two has disappeared, meaning that you "saved the princess".

THE END

Yes, I realize that this is very cheesy and anticlimactic, but I don't really have a direction to go from here. I originally wanted to incorporate more spooky monsters and a bigger plot, but my laziness got the better of me. If someone else wants to somehow continue this, I wouldn't object.
>>
>>10554461
Short, sweet, good enough for me.
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...?!

Just kidding, I'm not going to continue. But I'm glad that there was one Anon who caught on to an idea that I was planning.
Seeing how people actually liked this makes me want to make another one sometime soon, maybe one that actually involves saving a fucking princess.
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>>10554500
I use GHOST OBJECT MOVE TECHNIQUE to make her heart explode. I then beat the shit out of her ghost.
>>
>>10554500
>
Okay, I didn't actually expect that for some reason. Double neat.
>>
>>10537248
>More BURGERS? What about some more diversity? I can make foods that are superior to burgers in every way! Just look at THESE!
>>10537299
>Well, I COULD do that, but there's just two miiinor problems with my method: first, you aren't going to enjoy the process, and second, why would you WANT to prevent universes from merging?
>>
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>>10555029
Forgot pic
What do?
>>
>>10555029
Ask the console to initiate image sequ-
>>10555035
Nvm, ty.
Also, thank the console and try the blorf stew while you toss down some furler for Imp.
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>>10555052
As you finish consuming the blorf stew after throwing the furler steak to Imp princess, you feel yourself become healthier and more resistant to damage, like with normal blorf stew. Weirdly, it seems that only unhealthy food reverses it's effects, meaning that NO FAT EVER EVER BECAUSE DRAWFAG SAYS SO. You consider that to be a dick move towards the thread's audience, but cannot go against the power of the drawfag.
Meanwhile, the Imp princess has probably finished her meal, too. But the furler steak is known to be an unusual food, famous for it's strange effects.
What are the steak's strange effects normally?
>>
>>10555218
Kek. (Hyper hourglass would be fine too. ;^))
Normally, a Furler steak causes the consumer to become extremely noodley in every aspect.
>>
Addendum: has anyone got what the furler steak is a reference to already?
>>
>>10555035
NO NOT BLORF
>>
>>10555274
So, what would it do when inverted?
>>
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>>10555274
She has certainly became less noodly in the chest region.
Also, the lemonade levels stopped rising and your skin has absorbed the blorf chemicals from your stomach, granting you +2 GUARD.
The consloe also tells you something:
>Oh! Forgot one thing! Remember I said my field-reverting method had two problems? Well, it actually has three. You see al that lemonade? When the field is removed, that's all going to be lava. POISONOUS lava, to be exact.
What do?
>>
>>10555778
Get the golem and the other princess out of there, however you can! I think the NEET Princess will be fine though considering her current state
>>
>>10555778
Candy Golem can endure it and the NEET is too abstract to be affected by the lava. Princess-carry the Imp princess out of there.
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>>10555828
>>10555823
You use your NOODLE ARM TECHNIQUE to get Imp princess up.
Last update tonight.
>>
>>10555901
Fuck yeah, Princesses!
>>
Thicc
>>
>>10555828
When could candy endure lava?
>>
>>10557715
since page 9
>>
>>10558367
Fair enough.
>>
>>10555517
My guess is that instead of a wet noodle, they become like a dry noodle.
>>
>>10560195
But then again, aren't Anon's arms always like that?
>>
Bumping for the night.
>>
>>10562485
Bumping for a different night
>>
Quick, use your shitposting power to save thread princess from the page 10!
>>
>>10565246
Traps are gay.
>>
>>10565246
The following post is written by the iphones sentence completer and will forever affect the princess-verse.

I hope the lord is the best lord I know he has a good thing he said but he couldn't have came and I would be like the one he had ever seen of a man with the king you and your brother who is a mighty mighty lord you used the same man to god the king and king king and princess king of the princess princess king king princess princess king princess of princess
>>
>>10566111
Okay, let's see if I can translate this
>Dark Lord is best lord
>He claims to be a good guy but never supports this with actions
>He has a good twin brother, The King
>They used to be friends, but then Dark Lord stole both The King's priest and his daughter.
>>
We always save the princess, but when will we save the queen?
>>
>>10567364
Before you can unlock The Queen, you have to save eleven Princesses, destroy seven Leylines, collect five Persons Of Color, defeat the four Musketeers, merge three Universes, assassinate two Parliament Members and find one Skeleton Key.
>>
Is England full of cat-girls?
>>
>>10568557
I don't know, maybe? What gave you this idea?
>>
Is anyone still here?
>>
>>10569593
Hello.
>>
>>10569593
Probably, but it's still early in the morning.
>>
>>10570118
It's noon in Russia though.
>>
Thicc
>>
Page 10
>>
Where did all the quest makers go?
>>
>>10571513
im still unable to draw where I am.
Also, if I hadn't already come up with what I'm going to do when I get back, I'd treat you all to a "save the princess: now at comic con!"
>>
>>10568589
Zoot did.
>>
Maker of the quest with the console here, it won't be continued tonight most likely.
>>
>>10573507
That's fine. Enjoy the night, mate.
>>
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I'm here to save the thread!

>>10546402
>>10546739
Stepping through the doorway, you do not find yourself becoming "femanon" nor finding a sexifyer 9000, but the pinkish light that envelopes the both of you does feel a bit feminine.

You're in THE CLUB. At least, that's how you know it, anyway. From the entryway you have a stairwell that leads up to the second floor, the bathroom (only one, oddly), and a room with a green light. Er, blue! Red! Sounds like something fun is happening in there. You'll have to check that out later though.

The bellydancer jerks her fist in the air to represent her excitement.
>We're finally here! We're gonna have so much fun!
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>>10574035
Up the stairs!
>>
>>10574035
Do the lights work like the reverse field from console quest, but with different effects instead of just reversal? That would be interesting.
>>
>>10575190
They don't, they're just purely cosmetic. Plus I needed a reason why the entryway was pinkish.
>>
>>10574035
>>10575441
Peek into the bathroom then.
Also nice.
>>
>>10575510
Do you want to get kicked out that quickly?
>>
>>10572631
I did?
>>
>>10574035
Get ready to enter the danceosphere
>>
>>10578291
I think so. Didn't you mention Girl Genius would have a cat-girl appearing soon in the pages?
And next stop is London.. so...
>>
>>10580740
That was ages ago. She was in the background somewhere.
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>>10581603
Oh. :(
>>
new bread when?
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>>10582770
Nobody else bothered to do it, so hop in
>>10582977
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