JOI/JOE Thread #45 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, An

>>10499512
need more gay joi

>>10499577
There's been quite a bit of trap stuff getting captioned recently.

Unless you're into bara for some faggot reason.

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>>10499512

Got a week of vacation, so I'm eagerly waiting to see what Caption-Anon does next!

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>>10499847

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pinkie telling me how to jack it as i feel her up

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FOR THE LOVE OF RULE34, MORE HOMESTUCK!

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Requesting Gatomon seducing her Tamer.

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Alright, posting part of the old dump from yesterday and stuff from other anons too.

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>>10500311

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>>10500318

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Re requesting this one:

Slightly obnoxious female fursuiter is trying to talk complete normie into fucking her while she's wearing her fursuit.

Bonus point A: Use cliche furry words like yiff, murr

Bonus point B: she's trying to roleplay some M human/F furry

>>10499862
Impregnation would be interesting to see, but I'm happy leaving it as "Writers' Choice" for the most part. Just do whatever feels right, y'know?

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>>10500329

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>>10500451

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>>10500462

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>>10500474

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>>10500486

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>>10500497
Alright, that'll be part 1 of last thread's dump I suppose. I'll leave it to Editor-Chan to post the other if he wants to.

>>10500413
Sure, I'll see what comes to me!

>>10500364
Y'know, this is strangely hot. Reminds me of that furry succubus one I did a long time ago where she was trying to seduce a normie human.

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Requesting a caption based on this pic. Wonder how a girl would feel being trapped in a full Nelson position, her undies out to the world and delicious legs open for fun caressing.

Perhaps a few watchers can come and touch her as she struggles, particularly her leg, midriff, thighs and panties, making her squirm and struggle...

Girl's name is Blizzaria if I remember

>>10500923
EVERY THREAD

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This pls

>>10501359
You fuckers do know you need to be clear on what you want the caption to be about. Just posting a picture and saying "THIS PLEASE!!!" isn't going to get anyones attention nor will it make anyone want to caption it. At least give some form of detail. Even something like they're getting walked in on by some stud, or they brought some rando guy in the showers to tease and didn't realize he was as "big" as they thought he was. Give us something at least to go off of!

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Hekapoo going into great detail about how physically equipped she is to have lots of children and she'll have as many as you want, as long as you promise to marry her.

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Gentle femdom on this one please?

>>10502215
Could you really not find it on Shad's page?

Was ifunny really the ONLY place you could find it?

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requesting power bottom leather daddy forcing his formerly straight gimp boy/dickgirl to pound his ass

>>10502284
Do you have to critique every single caption you don't like?

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>>10502331
to go with this if possible but not necessary, what's important is the leather daddy milking his boy's cock

>>10502284
I saved it from other anon, and searching it just to not see the caption is just stupid, especially if I don't really care.

>>10499944
This, and nice numbers

I'm really curious. what program do you use to caption a picture?
>inb4 MS paint
i mean, is their any special program anyone uses because it's easier?

>>10502841
Gimp or photoshop are the most robust, Gimp being much harder to learn but easier to use once you have it down.

I hear you can use paint.net to great effect, but I've never tried it.

Personally, I use Gimp.

>>10502981
I'm using GIMP right now, and trying to figure out how to make it so i can make captions on the side of the picture rather then in is a bit of a pain.

>>10503079

Just increase the canvas width nigger

>>10503098
Well shit, i'm retarded.

are you a dom or a sub, /joi/? just how hardcore do you like captions to go in that respect?

>>10503186
i could go for both as long as theyre pedal to the metal and really depraved

>>10503186
I'm dom, and I'm fine with pretty much anything as long as it doesn't have stupid sounding shit like "leather daddy" or the like.

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Requesting the TF caption person to do something with this.

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Gonna redump my dump from last time.

Starting off with what might likely be my weakest caption ever.

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Some stuff I did cause why not. Looked lonely in the requests channel.

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Fun image, fun caption. The gift that keeps on giving head.

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I was worried I got a little dark with this one...
I guess I'm just a big softie at heart!

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Loved the image, but struggled trying to come up with a decent caption...

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Again, loved the image but couldn't flesh out a whole caption, so have a halfy.

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This one on the other hand, came to me really quickly and vividly. I think it's the best of my batch.

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Another fun, pretty easy one. Don't take candy from strangers!

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I think I'll end up doing another in this "series," I guess I'll call it. Faithful demons/succubi~

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something about this maid getting fucked for extra money. bonus points for getting knocked up

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Nothing like a little alcohol to make you honest!

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Gobbos mang, gobbos...

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>>10504128
>>10504120
Goddamn autopost posting faster than I can post!

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The End.

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Requesting the viewer getting caught off guard by this Gengar and is mind controlled into doing lewd things that she tells him to but eventually gets horny herself and gets fucked willingly.

>>10500923
I really admire your perseverance.
Do you ever expect your request to be filled?
Do you still want it to be?

>>10504411
>Imagine being at computers so fat you look and see food
What is she even saying?

Fuck you ESL speaking niggers for killing this when it was on /d/. Now it's full of furshit.

I will never stop being mad.

>>10504801
Then go be mad somewhere else, faggot.

We don't give a shit about your whining here.

>>10504801
It was soley the mods hating writen content on their image board. Quality was never an issue to them.

>>10504925
Fuck you furfag. Stop leaking your autism into our board. And tell Chat to kill himself. He is the worst out of all you pricks.

>>10504801
>>10504971
Post furless requests or fuck off.

It's fine if you don't like furry, but don't shit up other threads just because you're upset about something that happened what, a month ago now?

>>10504971
What do you think of 40kanon?

>>10504476
Dunno. I remember there was someone interested in doing it months back, but he either left or grew disinterested in the idea.
>Do you still want it to be [filled]?
Of course, otherwise I would've grown disinterested in the idea myself and stopped posting. Hope has paid off for a number of other captions.

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getting you off gets her off, broomstick grinding or other lewd witch shenanigans please

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>>10501503
That's my cue. Don't say you didn't ask for it.

*AHEM*

Requesting some pretty niche reluctance fetish stuff with THIS pic of Adagio, Sunset, and Sour Sweet. You purposely walk in on them showering, and they are appalled and infuriated by your audacity, but don't force you out, instead simply acting disgusted while attempting not to acknowledge you directly, instead complaining to one another about your presence. You go even further and start molesting them, grabbing and licking their breasts, rubbing your dick on their asses, ect. They try to ignore your actions so that you will lose interest, but you keep going. Eventually, they become so annoyed that they are willing to comply to get you to cum faster and be rid of you. Starting with unenthusiastic handjobs, over time they reluctantly permit you to do increasingly depraved things to them, while they express their distaste/ask if you're close to finishing/ect. Finally, they submit to your pestering siege and allow you to fuck them. Beginning with Adagio, then Sunset, and lastly Sour, you fuck and cum inside each girl (claiming their virginities), much to their chagrin and embarrassment, before your libido is finally sated.

In some secret way, they enjoyed it in the end.

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Antimony from Gunnerkrigg Court wakes up one night to find her best friend Kat schlicking like crazy in her bunk below.

>>10505775
>all that autism
God dammit I regret posting that now

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>>10499512
No sex or orgasm, just two cute men giving the reader kisses and headpats and being told they're adorable and well loved and shit.

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>>10499862
Ivara mains gtf0

>>10506681
No u. Fite me fagit

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Anyone think they can do a joi caption for this?
Shy gal finds a girl masturbating or tangled in a piranha plant
and starts teasing her about how slutty she looks
telling her she will help her out if she listens to every instruction she makes
and if the girl doesn't do what she says shy gal gets to fuck her brains out and use her as a cum dump
(feel free to go wild and change it a bit)

>>10505775
Jesus anon, all i said was give something for people to go off of, not throw every single autistic thing you can think of.

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>>10505775

Does anyone out there pay for this stuff? I'd love to do it for commission

>>10507727
>commissions
>paying for adding text to images
Yeah do it if you're a jew.

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>>10507767
I actually have been paid for it before, I'm just wondering if anyone else pays

>>10507813
What prices?

>>10507813
If that's the level of quality that you output on average, I'd expect you to pay me for being so shit at writing and setting your captions.

>>10507813
>I'm just wondering if anyone else pays
Why the fuck would anyone pay for text? They must be giving you some weird niche shit to caption if they're willing to pay for it, because i've only ever thought about paying for it once for my [spoiler]bestiality[/spoiler] fetish.

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>>10507834
The guy pays $4 for a caption and every three captions I give him a free one. I'd probably do it for less though.
>>10507841
I'm more specialized at femdom captions but that's not really what he's into.
>>10507873
I prefer to be paid for full stories, but he likes captions.

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>>10507931
I'm seriously hoping no one actually pays you. I've managed to make this shit in five minutes.

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You walk in on your awkward croc aunt smelling your worn undies and it escalates. Maybe she wants you to call her mommy.

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I'd love something sweet and cuddly on the floor with Fay...

(maybe with some smooching?)

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Since there's already a warframe request, I figured I'd mix it up a little and request something like Equinox begging to be filled and/or impregnated

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It's the first time Freya decided to reveal so much of her skin in public. She's looking to build some experience and confidence by seducing you with her words and body.

>>10508312
Damn good

>>10508290
seconding this. That rat ass is begging to be jacked off on

>>10500364
Seconding this, I honestly really like this idea.

>>10505775
Still hot.

>>10507931
>Super mutants are sterile
>Odds are most that aren't Generation 1 don't know this
They'll keep fucking normal women trying to breed them
This thought has given me an erection so hard it needs a new word to describe it

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>>10511424
You just reminded me about this character someone posted years ago on /v/. It's a fucking abomination but the best part is that they dont understand what a ghoul is at all or that someone cant be half ghoul, whatever the fuck that even means, or even be born from one as they are sterile radiation zombies. I was quite angry that day.

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>>10511686
Holy Hell, that spun me into a dimension of Pissed Off that I haven't been in quite a long time.

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>>10505775

>>10503845
>best of the batch
unf, it's a tight contender. Came hard to it.

>>10500311
Same with this one. This knot's turning me super gay.

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>>10505930
>>10507262
>>10507489
Next time you will think before invoking my eldritch autism.

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>>10505775

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>>10507931
>>10507813
>>10507727
Yeah I agree with
>>10507873
You're gonna need to pull some really detailed fetish writing out if you're serious about getting paid. And even then, 4$ for a 4-7 sentence caption is fucked.

>>10511686
It doesn't end there.
How can she-no-IT be a part of the NCR if it lives in DC.
How can it be a part of BOTH the NCR and the Brotherhood while in DC. Add on to that for it to encounter Eulogy Jones, this would be during F3 when those factions hated each other.

Intelligence 9 my fucking ass.

>>10512272
Not to mention the whole Half Human-Half Ghoul bullshit, coupled with its "Sniper style" while using a Chinese Assault Rifle. Shit doesn't make sense in the slightest.

>>10505930
>>10507262
>>10507489
is that what qualifies as autistic now? you guys just find 4chan or something?

>>10512272
Not to even mention that the Brotherhood wouldnt work with a filthy fucking "half ghoul"

>>10512387
Wouldn't work with it, I doubt any chapter of the Brotherhood would let a thing like that live

>>10512393
Only good Ghoul is a DEAD Ghoul. Except for Daisy and Gob. They're cool.

>>10512511
Correction: Tulip. She's a cinnamon roll

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>>10503543
This is what the TF person did last thread

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>>10503186
Sub. I'm a little bitch and I like cute stuff
0w0 *notices bulge* type shit really gets me going.

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>>10513224

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Requesting her wishing for puppies.While she's being ridden she notices that you are holding back and she decides to take the dominant role, pouncing you to the floor and riding you until both cum simultaneously.

>>10500364
That would push many of my buttons.

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Re-requesting a vore caption where Luna seduces/invites the viewer in her mouth and how they'll both enjoy it.

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>>10504801
I was also browsing this thread when it was on /d/ and fearing it's being sent here but now I'm glad they did it. The move severely reduced the amount of futashit
I would much rather have hot furry impregnation captions than futashit desu senpai
Strange, I was never into furries though I wasn't triggered by it either

>no JOI about snorting ivara's pheromones straight from her pussy and worshipping it in general as she starts to become creeped out if not in over her head as she sees how enthusiastic you are about her genitalia

>>10514429
Make it.

>>10514472
if only I could anon but my skills aren't in that department

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>>10513561

>>10505775
You're the hero we all need, Anon

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Here's another no-longer-furry (depending on your definition of furry) caption for one that I quite liked. I wish I could've found a picture where little red is semi-nude and has some wolf parts, but alas, this was the closest I could find. Hope the author doesn't mind, and that the picture isn't too bad.

>>10513224
Why doesn't she want anything to do with him before she sees his dick? Is it because he's awkward/a nerd? Does she have a mate already? If so is she willing to be unfaithful when she gets aroused? Is it because it's a particularly large dick or..? Is she only interested in sex, not looking for relationship?

I NEED CONTEXT

>>10514355
This thread has been here longer than the /d/ captions ban. /aco/ and /d/ had there own but /d/ didnt have much for joi, just captions while /aco/ had joi AND regular captions. Though here the /trash/men combined the varieties into one general thread. Some /d/ickheads came here and assimilated but many ended up going to other chans or on the /d/ captions discord only.

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Soraka gives the summoner extra incentive to pick her this game

>>10517731
soraka is clearly mind controled and would make a better caption if she were put in a state of maximum arousal and hornyness. Just do that instead. I mean it looks like she just wants dick instead of manipulation.

>>10517918
Soraka is a heal slut she wants the dick either way

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>>10499512
>someone made a request and caption for my commission
Thanks JOI/JOE! My only real criticism is that there should have been some tid bits of her begging to have a taste of her pussy juice as she's being spread.
But fucking saved and added to my collection.
:3

>>10518469
Awesome commission, man! It's 100% UNF material.

And you're right, her wetness looks delicious. Could have added a bit where she tries to "seduce" you with "just a taste".

Glad you liked it though, I'm a bit proud of it myself.

>>10505775
Who among us mere men could possibly fulfill such a request?

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Any caption-writer who would give Kaguya, the Goddess of Chakra, a try?

>>10519803
hideous

>>10516296
Fuck, now I have a fetish for taking virginity and impregnating in the same coitus.

>>10500364
awww yiss

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Requesting an NTR caption for this.

>>10499958
please please this one, seconding

>>10522659
That's a CAT, anon.

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>>10504411
here. first time doing joi, mostly did it to test out the software i made it in
hope you enjoy

>>10523086
a cat is fine, too

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>>10523106

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>>10523106
great job

>>10523106
Holy fuck that tiny

>>10523106
Well, I'm sure that the ants will be able to get off just fine.

>>10513561
This made me cum harder than every othrr pic in this thread

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Grumpy Rararara trying her hardest to admit that she likes the groping even though she does please

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>>10516998
Guess I'll post the rest

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>>10523800

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>>10523811

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>>10523823

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>>10523839
Last one for a JOE maybe

>>10523873
Sprinkles gives you head~
Sprinkles gives you head!
If you rearrange the sprinkles you'll be mother fucking DEAD!

>>10506770
Please yes

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>>10516296
Meh
At least use lewd kagerou, without lewd it doesn't work imo

>>10523839
>>10523873
The way this guy draws Zoe makes me cum buckets. The old zoe not the new ones, those kinda suck

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>>10526182
This any better? And thanks for that, I was trying to find just a solo image like the original, but this works well too. I hope the text background gradient fits well with the photo as well.

anything from the female perspective of getting knocked up or whatever?

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You've been captured by Batgirl and, having noticed you getting hard over her, decides to employ her "special" interrogation techniques.

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I think something with this would be great
Maybe some race mixing with a filthy infidel or wanting to watch one jerk off or something along those lines

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>>10527795
It may be a stupid idea, but I like the idea of a loving caring robot "mommy" making sure you get a full release.

>>10503186
Sub for women, dom for men.
Just the way society likes it.

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Alright you sick fucks, this is the LAST time I taint my soul to write this FILTH to please you! Never again! My morals won't allow it! I can't possibly stray any further from God's path than this...

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Y'all remember that virgin killer sweater meme from some months back? Well Insomni looks very good in it. A little too good.
...
So good that it does fuck all to hide her huge ass crack, so you give her fat ass a slap and slip your hand in that big crack to finger her pussy and ass to her utter surprise until she cums. Big focus on those large fingers stimulating and fucking around with her asshole and vagina. Maybe even give that ass a few smacks while its being fingered by the other hand. She'd probably (playfully) call you a dirty pervert for taking such initiative onto her opening like that until her juices make a complete mess of your hands

>>10528327
Dat booty tho

Whatever happened to the Ivara request for Car-crash Anon?

>>10527721
Agreed i'd like more female perspective

>>10528223
Damn, but that's some long soft-looking hair.
Lapdop, though?

>>10527526
Fucking noice

>>10528647
I'll probably do it today, might even release it before the next dump too since the anon's been so nice and patient.

>>10527526
Ah yah, hypnosis!

>>10528437
Verily, hence the ass-focused request

>>10528223
I've seen some depraved shit in my life, but this takes the cake. There are vomit stains on my keyboard, you sick fuck! You've taken away what little innocence I still had.

...

I-I wanna pet her...

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>>10505909
Another Gunnerkrigg caption idea: Antimony has a casual fuck with one of the forest folk guys she finds bathing at the stream.

>>10530223
The totally TAMED and DOMESTICATED bitches that roll over and show their bellies to anyone that can scratch their itch.

>>10499512
/Trash/ are fast today...

>>10522584
Seconding the request.

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>>10499512
Just because I like female sylveon more than male though the male one somebody did was very nice

>>10535526
Isn't lapdog usually the word, though? Or have I missed something?

>>10538652
>He spells it "lapdog"

Americans, gotta love them.

>>10538652
MOTHERFUCKER, I didn't even see the typo...

Thanks!

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>>10538652

>>10538725
That's just positively filthy!

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Any monster girl dom?

>>10505775
Nigga this some hentai shit

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>>10539183
Prude

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>>10505775
Somebody unironically do this. Please.

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>>10539183
I know, the nerve of him, doing such lewd and unwholesome things.

In unrelated news, I made a caption of my own.

>>10541032
Speaking of bump...

>bump

these, captions are kind of getting boring to see

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>>10542452
Then fap to something else?

Unless you have a request, I'm afraid we can't exactly help you with anything.

>>10542583
what i mean, is that i see this JOI/JOE Thread too much, i mean i'm kinda glad to see captions since the /d/ mods threw a fit -_- but, i'm used to more, all around, and i have requested one before

>>10527262
I can dig it.

>>10541032
This is really good. Of course this also means I got aroused by the fondling of internal organs. I'm officially beyond hope.

>>10544760
Oh, good, I was worried that I was the only one and everyone was secretly looking at me like I was the weirdo here.

>>10541032
Huh, I've learned about a thing today. You must have done your research on this one.
What's the exclamation she makes translate to? Google translate suggests 'hell in hell', but that doesn't sound right.
On another note, I'm liking these kinda softer, sorta more romantic-feeling captions like this recently.

>>10545492
>What's the exclamation she makes translate to? Google translate suggests 'hell in hell', but that doesn't sound right.

It means 'the devil in hell'.

Which technically might not be the most fitting thing for a huldra to say, considering their origin story, but the swedish language site I pulled it from assured me it was a general swear word without any particular connotations.

>>10545645
Ah, that explains it. Yeah, considering the only origin story I could find, it might not be the wisest thing to say, but it's fitting for the culture, so it's fine.

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>>10544778
There is a chart for that

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can we have more captions about big gay power bottoms giving formerly straight guys unfathomable pleasure

>>10542583

Muh dick, futa bottoms are actually fantastic. Thanks sir

>>10506770
Someone should give this a shot i'm tired of seeing male pov all the time

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>>10516002

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>>10549745
sneaky bump

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Requesting a caption about mismagius using it's powers to make his trainer thinks that he is having sex and making him cum.

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requesting a caption about a dickgirl comparing dicks with Her boyfriend and humiliating him

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requesting crush cheating on you with big dicked little sister while you watch caption

>>10539587
Seconding

>>10546177
>tfw only in Fallen
gotta step my game up

>>10546177
>beyond everything
nice

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>>10546177
>UTV
fucking kek

>>10554179
>>10554179
What is Utv

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idk if these threads are only for vanilla stuff but /r/ing a JOI/JOE of this

>>10554410
I believe it was a tripfag

>>10554410
He posted the image explaining the joke you fucking tard.

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Not sure what the exact thread rules or guidelines are to write these. So, hope I didn't fuck it up too badly.

>>10556291
Fuck that's a good one.

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>>10556284

welp, bomp

>>10556284
Are those ferals or anthro rabbits?

Can we get more chara

>>10523680
This

>>10556805
Thanks! I couldn't have done it without the prompt.

Working on a Krystal one, will be done soon

>>10529655
tfw we get nothing

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bumpin

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>>10565336
>>10529655

I've noticed an older one in the booru but it's straight so not sure if it counts

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>>10566106
Oh and one more

>>10551317
I'm trapped between wanting to jerk off for her and wanting to give her a complimentary helicopter ride.

>>10567471
Why not both?

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>>10540275
You got it my fellow.

>>10500462
a captain would be relived of duty doing this ON THE BRIDGE.

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Requesting.

>>10568479
See >>10501503

>>10502118
I be digging it.

>>10556284
Original Requester here.
Thank you so fucking much!

>>10559301
Ferals.

>>10568919
>ferals

a bunny is fine too...

>>10569641
Bumped again

Fap

>>10568479
thicc

>>10523680
I love how irritated Rarity is in this pic.

>>10502981
I've been using Paint.NET to do personal graphic design/dank meme-making for about 8 years, and I've never felt like I was missing something from Photoshop or GIMP. Just be prepared to become familiar with user-made plugins to do some more advanced things. I don't make these, but I just wanted to toss my two cents in. It's a great program.

>>10546177
>jailbait and christmas cakes less weird than military uniforms, which is as weird as minecraft porn, which is less weird than monstergirls/bdsm, which are as weird as scat, vomit, etc.
>shit you'd find in commonly searched pornhub tags on the level of age regression, subdermal implants, /ss/
>furry worse than all of the above, on the level of tooth extraction, live burial, mental retardation
>sexualizing inanimate objects somehow worse than baby stomping and castration
whoever made this chart is a retard

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Requesting something with this, anything goes

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anything with piss?

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requesting this

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Requesting this with futadom, maybe facefucking, anal, or rape

>>10567505
heh a ghost from the /d/ thread

No more futa pls

>>10575434
Then bring in your own ideas.

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an old favorite

it's been inspirational to say the least

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hey /trash/

are you ready for something?

something really, really dumb?

>>10578571
>something really, really dumb?
You weren't lying.

>>10577151
That's actually kinda adorable...

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Requesting this
She really needs you to cum on her food and in her coffee because her usual source isn't around and it helps her stay awake through the day knowing she is drinking semen all day

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>>10577151
speakin of vivzi
requesting some with tthe redhead of timber

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>>10579225
or another jayjay/ jiji

>>10577151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PKNuZovuSw
She looks really similar to the fox girl from this.
I got suckered into listening to this song a lot just to look at her.

>>10579097
>wanting to be the backup
I bet you'd make a great emotional boyfriend for her so she can fuck Lars without offloading her stress on him.

>>10579344
it is jayjay / jiji

>tfw i literally cannot get off without a good narrative anymore
It's like that oglaf strip, but not funny because it actually happened.
Too bad only 1/50 of the captions here are decent.

>>10579344
donutstelpls

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>>10503882
Fuck yes

>>10571538
Fuck, this is lewder than I thought it would be.

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It was one thing to surprise her from being able to grope her breasts, but now you give her he ultimate surprise via surprise ghost buttsex. Being the first person to ever do this to her again, she takes it in all the feelings, maybe a bit rough for her at first but then she starts loving it even more than she did the groping. A few swats here and there makes that booty jiggle and finally she demands the viewer to release everything inside, not letting a bit escape. She could move on from the afterlife just like this...

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>>10584905
context if needed for that caption/JOE

>>10578571
Strange boner. Writing is kind of bland though.

>>10566106
yeah pretty much what I meant, straight stuff from female perspective.

>>10568479
Fuckkk she's hot

>>10579243
>>10577151

Seconding this please. Jayjay is nice

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>>10578571
always been a fan of cutesy dumb animal girls with simplistic language skills

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>>10579243
>>10585712
Third'd

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Requesting this cat, some kind of criminal or bounty Hunter, now a simple bimbo looking to please her new master

>>10586564
gross cat

Fap

>>10503777
Didn't expect to find this gem. This is amazing!

>>10500462
>Securing the next generation
kek

>>10581233
Kek

Bump for Ivara related curiosity

>>10506539
Seconding

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>>10511988
>get called out on autism
>respond with autism
And MLP fags wonder why they're hated so much.

New thead soon?

>>10578571
Dumb, indeed.
Boner? Perhaps.

>>10579097
seconding

It's Sadie from Steven Universe by the way

The south will rise again

>>10546177
>virgins
>not pure

>>10592253
Yes, soon.

>>10588195
Thanks so much, glad someone liked it!

Alright, I'm gonna make the new thread in a moment.

>>10599867
>>10599867
>>10599867

New thread by the way!