/ERP/ Thread Early morning sleepy hours. Previous: >>10487479

>>10492358
>email

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>>10492372

Confess ERP, anon or not.

Who or what ruined the threads for you?

>>10492416
Paul and Chat.

>>10492416
Threads aren't ruined for me though. In fact I think that avas or anons that say threads are ruined need thicker skin and need to ignore shit.

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>>10492416
(You)

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>>10492416
Nothing. I think a lot of you guys are pretty swell. And on that note:

Goodnight, /ERP/.

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F

What type of character do we need more around here?

>>10492532
Petite and athletic built girls

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Don't think I didn't catch your staring!

>>10492548
Like Kanbaru or something?

>>10492557
Kanbaru is the right body, more girls like that

>>10492532
I'd like more pear-shaped girls

>>10492549
>Hot orc babe
Who wouldn't stare?

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>>10492532
Wickedly dangerous non-futa temptresses

>>10492571
You have good tastes anon.

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>>10492532
Just straight up studs.

Kass is fine and all, but some variety would be nice.

>>10492532
Milfs

>>10492532
Giantess.

>>10492559
>>10492567
>>10492571
>>10492591
>>10492596
>>10492611
... So basically more of everything under the sun.

Got it.

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>>10492570
Ha! Who indeed!

>>10492663
See? Even he has the right idea. I'd give anything to be able to see an amazing pair of orc tits like those.

>>10492632
Yeah, sounds about right.

Wouldn't hurt with how the population tends to sink around here.

>>10492591
I want this x100

>>10492700
That so?

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>>10492686
These, hmm? Show yourself off. Tell me what 'anything' means when it comes from you.

>>10492727
Oh...ah, from me? Well...I mean, whatever you want, really. I could beg, too...I'm not above it, honestly. If it means you'll show off for me, and let me enjoy myself, I'd give you whatever I could. What would...you even be after, though?

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>>10492736
Bend over nicely, or get on your knees and show me that mouth. And do it - beg to see and feel a real orc just like you should.

>>10492754
>Anon nods a little at that, and simply kneels down in front of the orc woman, looking up at her.
Please-show me your amazing body!

https://discord.gg/E2a5364

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>>10492778
>The large Orc tosses off what little fur covers her chest all-too-nonchalantly, lowering one hand to shape it around the jaw of Anon in a slow squeeze.
There's a good slut.. You like what you see, hmm?
>The Orc's codpiece stirrs far too much for it to be anything related to wind or normal movement, and her lips twist up into a wicked grin around her tusks.

>>10492811
>When her breasts swing free, Anon is completely captivated by what he sees-so much so he lets an audible 'wow' escape his lips, as well as an eager looking chuckle spill from his lips, even as she squeezes the sides of his face.
I-I really really do. Your breasts are amazing, they look so big, soft, and squishy. They're amazing...
>He speaks honestly with what's on his mind, judging from the stirring in his own lower gear.

>>10492717
Yes. We need more bara furries around here.

>>10492827
>One hand peels back the cloth covering the woman's crotch, heavy balls freed up, a thick cock drawing down as well, lacking much of an erection despite that.
I'm soft in more than just these two..
>The woman reaches up to slowly press her fingers into her right breast, squeezing it in a sensuous display even as she drew the young man's head closer to her cock.
.. And you're just the person I need to get me a little harder instead.

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>>10492843
Image

>>10492842
Lame chart desu

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>>10492850
No, you're lame.

>>10492799
Peach we don't want to see your dick and ass

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>>10492841
I dunno if I would call it full on bara, but it's certainly close enough.

>>10492841
No we fucking don't
Holy shit you guys have the rest of the board to yourselves already why are you futa furfags taking this one too

>>10492851
>>10492842
>Chemotherapy
Other than that, you're surprisingly vanilla.

>>10492866
I consider that bara. I mean, any muscular dogs is a plus in my book.

>>10492881
You vanillafags had all of last year to do your thing. Remember the generic anime girl apocalypse?

>>10492881
>>10492929
Mecha broke down the cycle of ERP communities a long time. It always becomes furry futa shit because furry futafags have a lot more energy and passion for their shit fetish than vanillafags do for the anime girl of the moment.

Look at Owain. He started out playing nothing but vanilla male avas and anime girls now he plays a horsecock and futa my little pony characters.

>>10492942
a long time ago*

>>10492942
>Look at Owain

I'd rather not. I'm tired of seeing and hearing about him everywhere. Rest in peace all the people who tried to call him and his orbiters out and only got shitposted away from the threads and Discord for their trouble.

>>10492942
Furry and futa were a mistake.
The two of them combined is a even greater mistake.

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>>10492942
>>10492954
This is Owain, this is their God.

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>>10492902
Fair enough. I might just have to pick up my own request then, depending on whether or not people are cool with it.

>>10492972
Fuck off and yiff in hell furfag.

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>>10492842
>sex in exchange for services
S l u t

>>10492961
>their God

Does it really count when most of that "popularity" was from Owain shitposting about himself and forcing those memes on anon for all those months?

>People complaining about futa and furries on /trash/ of all places
How the hell is that even-... Oh, I get it now, it's just HG at it again.

>>10492972
Considering theres a whole section of furry avas just roaming around here, I'm sure a lot of people would be perfectly fine with that.

>>10492999
This arguement is fucking garbage just like your furfag brethren. Just because the rest of the board is full of the garbage doesn't mean I can't hate it here, so kill yourself. Owain and DMG made this garbage acceptable around here; a year ago it was unheard of.

>>10492999
Its just Adachi being Adachi. Let daddy have his spergies and it will be all right.

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>>10492999
>Blame all of your shitposting problems on HG
That's it sport, you're going places with that attitude.

>>10493008
Just go back to HG where you belong and join back with your hundreds of generic anime girls you like so much, then.

Furfags already think they're wanted and everyone against them is a big ol' bully. The assimilation has begun.

>>10493008
>Owain and DMG made this garbage acceptable around here; a year ago it was unheard of.
Factually wrong.

>>10493022
It's funny because we've had furfags for ages now. It was only until the likes of Owain and Chat started becoming furry did people start to realize the potential danger.

>>10493008
>Owain and DMG
They both like furries, retard.

>>10493019
I've been here since last year and I've never browsed HG, furfag.

>>10493022
>"Oh no I have deliberately joined a board full of things I don't like etc"

>Implying this has to do with the board
Any ERP community gets consumed by futas and furries.

>>10493037
Then you must be masochistic because there's been furry characters since even before we moved to /trash/

By the way, pokemon also count as furries.

>>10493050
Mecha was right. No wonder he finally left. He saw the writing on the wall.

>>10493057
Why don't you do the same, then?

>>10493013
https://discord.gg/E2a5364

>>10493061
There's like two anime girls that still come here I like.

>>10492416
ESL

>>10493050
>>10493057
This is what Lore wanted

Lore finally won.

>>10493072
Doesn't sound all that worth it to me.

>>10493057
>>10493077
Mecha left because he fell into irrelevancy after finding himself unable to do anything but blogpost.

Only difference between him and DMG is at least DMG can still take the dick, so there's some value there, as mediocre as it may be.

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Remember as you start another week of erotic type-fucking and literary debauchery that you are all good people. Thank you.

>>10493102
boco is a fag who's lost morrigan lol

>>10493057
He fucks Morrigan in the ass.

Adachi going all out this morning

>>10493133
>ERP resorting to boogeyman arguments because they can't handle the truth

Your community has gone the way of F-List and you lost most if not all your good players because of it. You made your bed, now lie in it.

>>10493057
This >>10493132
Mecha left to fuck Morrigan in the ass

>>10493143
You're hardly in a position to talk, HG.

>>10493151
At least HG is still HG.

ERP is now just F-List lite with even worse name worship.

>>10493145
All this talking about it makes me wanna fuck Morrigan in the ass

>>10493154
So HG is still shit while ERP is just more tolerant than before? Okay then.

>>10493165
>ERP
>more tolerant
>when threads are more likely to fall into shitposting than actual roleplaying
>when comfy hours are now just meta drama discussion hours
>when anons shit all over themselves when Ava A shows up to talk with Ava B
>when even HG comfy hours are more calm than ERP hours

>>10493177
>Shitposts in ERP
>"ERP is full of shitpost!"
I wonder why.

>>10493191
Not an argument

>>10493194
It is, though. You're the one who's been shitting all over what were, until now, pretty comfy hours. And then you bring up how HG has comfier hours. What the fuck kinda sense does that make?
News flash: ERP (or any other place for that matter) is pretty comfy when nobody actively shitposts in it.

>>10493210
Dead hours =/= comfy hours
Exposing the truth =/= shitposting

Your community is dying and no amount of denial or plugging one's ears can change that fact. You ran out the avatars that genuinely cared. You fell into e-celeb worship. You let certain people get away with shit they shouldn't have. You let Discord take over. You let F-List tier bullshit into the threads. The state of ERP isn't the shitposters' fault. Shitposters will always shitpost and you can just ignore them. It's what we've always done. No, it's YOUR fault for not doing enough. Enjoy it while you can.

>>10493225
Oh look, another prophet of the apocalypse type.

People have been saying ERP is dying since well before we moved to /trash/ and yet it's always been going fine despite the seasonal ups and downs. People come and go, but that's just the nature of things. There's still plenty of avas who still care and there isn't any more or less worship now than there was back then. What the fuck did anyone get away with it, exactly? Futa? Furries? Again those were around since way back when. The problem with F-list isn't what kinks people have over there, that's tied to people's degeneracy no matter what website you use. The problem is that F-list breeds hermitism by forcing anyone to go through a 20-page survey before you can contact them to see if your bio matches their requirements to a tee. Obviously that's not the case here.

>>10493225
I'm not really involved in this argument but to say that your argument automatically equals "exposing the truth" kind of invalidates everything you have to say because it makes you sound like a self-absorbed asshole.

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Why is everyone fighting today?

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>>10493370
Let's get outta here, lolobot.

>>10493370
Someone got mad about furries, then somebody went into a history lesson about furries and futa and RP communities. The rest was pretty much snowballing off that.

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>>10493378
'kay, as long as we get to eat breakfast at Denny's on the way.

>>10493379
That's dumb. Getting genuinely angry about fetishes is dumb, and so is storming into a place, and trying to force the group to believe the shit coming out of your mouth t b h

>>10493399
>and trying to force the group to believe the shit coming out of your mouth t b h

This is literally what you do half the time you hypocrite

Go fuck off back to Discord

>>10493406
Why are you so angry, anon? Where did the hypercock furry touch you?

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>>10493370
COMPLICATED AND MEANINGFUL REASONS!

>>10493399
Lolobot, let me posit a question: If people were smart, would they be whining about the e-pussy they're not getting?

>>10492416
ERP

>>10493399
What can you do; fetish wars are eternal since people don't ever seem to ignore what they don't like and think yelling at other people will 'solve the problem.'
Ah well.

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>>10493225
how long has this place even been around, really its only going to stop once people all stop posting.

>>10493464
Avert your eyes, Suwako-sama!

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>>10493467
From?

>>10493472
The bad people!

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>>10493476
The world is full of bad people, now I cant say if his post has any basis to it since I've only been around for a small portion of time but I do believe what he has said about being active to attempt to make the place the best it can be.
What do I know I'm just a frog.

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>>10493507
It's partially true, the issue is more that shouting it as loud as you possibly can, every single chance you get, invalidates your credibility after a while. It's like saying "I love you" to someone too many times.

Enough about that, though. How are you? Excited for savage tonight?

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>>10492571
Didn't that Juri ava have one of those?
Haven't seen them in a while though, did they get banned again or something?

>>10493529
Ah, I've not been here that long, though now I feel like I missed out!

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>>10493523
!
We are getting savage tonight!? Awesome!
I just got done watch a tv show with my friend and going to go to bed here in just a moment

>>10493523
>>10493543
What's savage?

>>10493550
Wrestling stuff. HG really likes it for some reason.

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>>10493543
Yeah, we're getting savage floor 1-4 after the patch, and (hopefully) useful crafting recipes as well, along with the new set of tome gear. Glad we've finally got something to do.

>>10493550
Hard-mode raid for FFXIV

>>10493550
>>10493555
Oh apparently not. Nevermind.

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>>10493540
They were aight, they liked feet and ass so I couldn't complain.
Pretty sure they made a discord after they got banned but I don't know it.
Sorry I can't be more help, I'm sure someone'll remember who I mean if you ask dude.

Anyone lurkin'?

>>10493592
Who's asking?

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>>10493592
She(he)'s still around, and still frisky!

>>10493597
Someone.

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>>10493592
Yo.

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>>10493592
(From work as always)

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>>10493561
I hope its going to be good stuff! And goodnight to you Rider-san

>>10493634
Sweet dreams, Suwako-sama.

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>>10493620
For drunkposting purposes

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>>10493648
Nice! Who's the cutie on the right?

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>>10493669
Pretty sure it's Winda. The guy draws a lot of Charmer art, especially Aussa

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>>10493679
The charmers can be cute

>>10492416
Furries. Every single one is exactly the same.

>>10493628
Morn' Gazer

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>>10493722
(Mornin' 'non)

>>10493737
What's good?

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>>10493749
(Breakfast, breakfast is good. As is comf. Just looking in during work to see how things go. How you doing, dear?)

>>10493767
Woke up a while ago so I'm a bit tired. Poofed an ava last night because I'm an idiot who starts sessions late at night. I'm keeping an eye out for the ava so I can sorry about it.

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>>10493789
(We all know that feel man, it's not a fun one, and plenty of people are guilty of it, though that's no excuse. Ya live and learn, but at least you're trying to say sorry about it.)

>>10493807
They seemed sorta new, or at least I've never seen them before. Plus they were nice and sweet to me so I might as well return the favor.

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>>10493834
(Oh dear, well, maybe they're watching right now? I wasn't here last night to have a look see much, who were they?)

>>10493844
Oh well maybe they are. I was a brown skinned trap ava called Suzu I believe. We started talking while they were playing vidya and then we started something small but then I fell asleep like a jackass.

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>>10493867
(Oh dear, well given the circumstances I'm sure they'll understand. It helps if you set yourself a rule or two for next time. For example, I won't start anything within 3 hours of having to do something, bed, sleep, whatever. You'll always have outliers though where you crash or get pulled, nature of the beast.)

>>10493911
>nature of the beast
Heywaitaminute....

>>10493911
I think for once I'll actually listen to your advice. Thanks Gazer, you smug dork.

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>>10493926
(Hmm?)
>>10493935
(Any time you trap loving gayboi.)

>>10493948
Don't call me that nerd. Go bake a cake and then stick a dick in it or something.

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>>10493986
(I've got someone I need to do that to, actually. Though I think they're more into my adding a little extra cream to their milkshake)

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>>10493696
cute pic

>>10494018
L-lewd. That's dirty Gazer, lucky guy.

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>>10494036
Cute girl (male)

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>>10494071
(Hey, some fun stuff happens, finally got a time stop session that was fun as hell too.)

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>>10494078
>sits

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>>10494101
>Pets

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How you buncha weirdos doin' today?

>>10494096
Time stop? What's that like?

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>>10494127
Horrible. Everything sucks and we'll all be dust one day.
How about you sunshine?

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>>10494127
My series finally updated after six months!

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>>10494139
(Think about doing all your actions to someone who can't move, can't think or can't react. Then resume time and let them be hit with all the actions all at the same time. For you jojo nerds, think about fucking someone with Dio's stand.)

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>>10494123
>relax'

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>>10494144
Giving museum tours and people keep asking smart ass questions. Like when I was sunk, or the battle of Midway.
>>10494152
(Rad! I used to read some shit that was seldom updated but I don't think it ever got to six months)

>>10494161
Sounds nice, I wouldn't be able to write it properly though. Didn't think that you were into that kinda stuff, but then again you're pretty fucking lewd.

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>>10494170
>never got to six months
>didn't even mention the 2 year hiatus
You know nothing of my pain.

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>>10494169
>Snuggles

>>10494170
Would you rather a smart ass question or a dumb ass question? Because I can ask some stupid fucking questions.
Like if you're a ship how do you have tits? Or a 10/10 ass? What is that eyepatch thing? Are you a pirate? If you're a pirate why don't you have a parrot? All pirates have parrots? If you're a pirate where's your ship? Can you sit on me? If you were on a ship to ship you somewhere else would that be a ship shipping ship?

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>>10494186
(It wasn't too difficult from the sounds, just imagine using someone's dick as a living vibrator or using a girl as a living onahole, make a wall of text, then write the reaction afterwards. It was...really good. My lewdness is outside the bounds of rational thought, so you're forgiven.)

>>10494127
Still wishing for an early death. You?

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>>10494219
>Like if you're a ship how do you have tits?
Really fuckin' weird occult shit. They say it's a kind of science but don't be fooled about that. Basically they found my wreck, brought it back to their "lab", did some mumbo jumo, and bam all my experiences manifested into a soul, which they then put into this body. Weird, I know.
>Or a 10/10 ass?
Body wasn't up to my design, soo I ended up with some things that don't quite befit a cruiser of my stature.
>What is that eyepatch thing? Are you a pirate?
Not a pirate, during the war I had one of my spotlights shot out. They thought it'd be "fitting" to just give me one eye and an eyepatch then call it a day.
>Are you a pirate?
Not a pirate. I do have this sword shaped like my hull though.
>All pirates have parrots?
Oh fuck! I actually know this one! Yeah so like- contrary to the popular belief n stuff -no- pirates had parrots. There's no historical mention of pirates having parrots- it's all a big hoax! It's mostly cause treasure island.
>Can you sit on me?
What, like- your lap? I mean I guess I could- wait a sec' you're one of -those- kinda museum goers ain't cha...

>>10494238
I guess it isn't too bad, just isn't my cup of tea. I might try it sometime though. And teach me your lewd ways master.

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>>10494303
>tea
(It's not something that can be taught, you have to find it within yourself by digging deep. It's a special brand of insanity. There's a reason of all the wonderland monsters I picked the Hatter.)

I'VE COME HERE FROM NOWHERE
ACROSSTHE UNFORGIVING SEA

>>10494332
I guess that's true, I'll stick to traps for now in my degeneracy.

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>>10494359
(Nothing says you can't be just as crazy of a degenerate with traps, mate. I messed with the old Kogure so much it was silly. Sadly I just can't find the mood for em anymore.)

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>>10494298
>The mage was writing on a note pad, writing down the answers, but if anyone looked at the paper she'd been drawing on the bimbo was drawing the boat girl as a pirate with an oversized backside
"THOSE" museum goers? Don't tell me you have a.. "SPECIAL" tour for those who donate enough... Do you?

>>10494386
IT'S CALLED A STERN YOU UNCIVILIZED TROGLODYTE! IF YOU ARE GOING TO LEWD A SHIPGIRL DO IT PROPERLY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Whatcha listenin to?

>>10494384
You have a point, but I'm too big of a softie really. Vanilla as fuck sometimes.

>>10494420
https://youtu.be/DDmSvVOogFc?t=5m50s

>>10494420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seCA0xUzhNY Hope you enjoy it bud

>>10494422
Ah, while people are getting the lewd on, I think I'll switch to this instead. Nothing wrong with a little soft serve vanilla. Does help to add a little kick to it now and then, keep it fresh.

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>>10494420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUzQeX3AbcI
I'll paint my house wish yor brud

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>>10494386
Sex. The ones that want sex. They said I'm not allowed to hurt museum goers so sometimes some horny kids just pop open my shirt and go to town...I think I gave a brief while they were doing it once...

>>10494420

Love songs. So sappy you could drown a pancake.

>>10494439
Yeah it's nice a slow paced which I can enjoy as well. Maybe I can pull you for a cute session sometime?

>>10494458
How do you feel about geese in tekken seven?

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>>10494487
You better BELIEVE buying Tekken 7 just shot to the top of my to-do list.

>>10494420
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya5jfd-l5fg

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>>10494403
>Puts my unsinkable anchor in your poopdeck

>>10494420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i_e50Kiz4o

>>10494459
Okay okay okay woah back up a second.
So you're super hot, and you're not allowed to hurt me no matter what I do?
>Poofing her notebook out of reality she takes a few long steps behind the ship, dropping to her knees she shamelessly stuffs her face between the soft cheeks of the boatgirl, sucking in a deep breath and letting a shaky sigh out as she exhales
Ahhh yeah. Best tour ever...

>>10494459
What size are they?

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>>10494459
Why not pick a sidejob as a prostitute? With those guns and that ass you'll be raking in the cash compared to this stupid museum gig.

>>10494559
STERN! S-T-E-R-N! REPEAT AFTER ME OR ELSE I'LL STUNNER YOU TO NEXT TUESDAY!

>>10494486
I don't have any problem with that, but you're unlikely to get something too cutesy with Gazer, but anyone else is more than fair game.

>>10494584
Now why would say something like that? Now I see a challenge placed before me.

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>>10494582
POOP
DECK

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>>10493592
Me, I just woke up

>>10494593
Have you seen the other cutesy thing that someone was doing? If you want that, Gazer is at least a little ball of tsun and gonna bite you with her razor sharp teeth.

>>10494613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbAoZ0Ekpsw

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>>10494559
>The Cruiser perked up at the sudden advance and intrusion against her juicy stern. Her only eye twitched as she bared her teeth, her sharp ivories on display for anyone watching.
You REALLY had to fuckin' do that? God! Why do I keep telling people about this-
>She looked back at the woman who was assaulting her stern.
So is this just something you do often?
>As she speaks her teeth are rigidly clenched, an -extremely- forced sense of sociable acceptance coming from her. It was easy to tell that she wanted to gut the woman if she so had the freedom to.
>>10494571
>She swung her head around to look at the stranger asking her this while she was being groped.
Shit is dirty. Plus I'm not gonna stand around on street corners all day and collect venereal diseases.

>>10494652
It had to be Peridorito

>>10494652
Hey hey hey. I know you are too busy getting molested but here me out. With an ass and tits like that you can set your own terms. You ever heard of thise girls and guys getting 500 taxfree smackaroons for one good tumble?

How much hours do you have to work at your museum thing for that kinda money? Sounds tempting, no?

>The anon waves a handfull of 100 dollar bills in his hands

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>>10494662

>>10494459
Oh, so are you one of those Japanese comfort women too?

>>10494620
Sorry about the wait, but I actually gotta step out for the day. Nice chat like always gazer.

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>>10494672
>The IJN Light cruiser started to get red in the face, shaking a bit in her rage.
I...don't...get...paid...
>>10494662
(Peridorito? Is my writing similar to theirs or something?"

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>>10494652
>With a wash of her face, quickly turning her face left to right then back again just to feel the soft stern of the boatgirl. Soon resting her cheek of the pale flesh, sighing and raising a hand, waving a finger back and forth.
Ah ah! No hurting the tour guests.
>Her hands soon return around the girl's legs, like a horny puppy she was clung to her, almost humping her leg in excitement, just enjoying the bottom as a pillow for now.
Normally I'm kicked out, or get my ass kicked, but you said you can't, so suck it.
Hey! You're a tour guide or somethin' like that, why don't you tell me about yourself while I play with your butt. This body virgin? It'd be hard to believe!

>>10494695
No worries, have fun out there gayboi and try to relax.

>>10494700
Yeah sure man

>>10494700
You are bullshitting me, right? You get to answer smartass kids questions, get molested and you get no pay at all? How the fuck are you getting by?

Look. Incase it wasn't as obvious as it is. I want to take your body to town. I'll pay whatever you are asking and maybe more if I like what you're going to give me. If you gonna say no, That's fine. My offer will stay open for ya.

Oh, and have fun with the blonde bimbo. Cause hell no she's paying.

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>>10494714
(No I seriously don't know who that is. Like- humor me for a sec. I'm literally some guy trying to ERP for the first time, and I'm getting accused of being someone I've never heard of.)

>>10494725
This isn't the first time Peridorito has tried to say this but I'll believe you. It doesn't matter anyway, people will ERP with you. Carry on.

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Uuu... Where's Kirby where you need him? ... I guess I could go with another guy, but...

>>10494734
(Out of the sake of personal improvement, what spurred your earlier comment? Is their writing bad, and mine is similar? If so what can I improve on?)

>>10494744
The writing isn't bad, you're doing excellent, nothing is wrong.
Peridorito tends to format their posts like this.
>
>
>
D
s
>

For some reason he doesn't realize this is the only thing that can be easily identified.
In reality nobody cares about who you are as long as you ERP an have fun.

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>>10494725
>I'm literally some guy trying to ERP for the first time
(Fugg, Sorry I thought you were someone else too, so I didn't mean to be so forward with you. If I'm too much feel free to tell me to frick off)

Would you like dinner, a baaath, oooor...

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Good morning frends!

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>>10494810
The piiicture to uplooad?

>>10494810
Videogames?

>>10494836
I want Plutia naked on my bed with her legs spread eagle!

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>>10494723
>She started to grate her teeth as the reality of how metaphorically "fucked" she was getting started to dawn on her once more, only this time she didn't have as much patience about it all.
R-Room...and...board
>She looked back to the blonde woman hugging her stern, face as deep in it as she could get.
N-No...I got sunk by torpedoes- so they thought it'd be "funny" to design that bit too...
>The Light Cruiser was trembling with rage, begging to develop a sense of independence from her owners.
>>10494774
(I understand. Normally when I erp on other means I format my posts like)
Anon looked around the room with a perturbed glare "Could really go for a coke right now or something..." they said to nobody in particular under their breath.
(I just lurked for a bit before starting and that seemed like the past format I could do to replicate how I normally like to format things)

>>10494843
>Ploot
Incorrect

>>10494847
Why are you pretending to be new?

>>10494847
>Sighing to herself at the unfortunate position the well-endowed shipgirl is in, he grabs a piece of paper and begins scribbling something on it using one of those pens that are chained to a table.

Here's my number and the hotel I'm staying at if you change your mind. You can also bring friends if you want. The more the merrier!

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>>10494882
Please don't bully the new friend. She's cute

>>10494891
>new
Off yourself neckbeard. It's pretty obvious how hard they're trying to hide it.

DMG and Paul ruined the threads.

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>>10494882
>>10494911
I get it. My formatting is similar to that of someone else. I'll just do it differently next time if it's that big a deal. Shit like this is exactly why I was hesitant about even trying to do anything in this place.

>>10494934
>Being this thin-skinned
And nothing of value was lost.

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>>10494911
>>10494919

>>10494934
You're not fooling anyone.

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>>10494936
Your autism knows no bounds.

>>10494934
Stop acknowleding shitposters. They'll say anything to get a cheap laugh.

>>10494934
You should know this: IGNORE NO MATTER WHAT any agressive post, that would save you from a lot of trouble

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>>10494934
Try to ignore it darling. less (You)s the better.
Want me to continue stuffing my face between those cheeks, or you out of the mood?

>>10494919
Paul was a fuck up and a festering wound, buy it was Owain who fucked up the thread with his walls of purple prose, claiming memes, and going Anon to shit on anyone who spoke out against him

>DMG thirsting this hard on the nufag

https://discord.gg/E2a5364

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>>10494983
You're not going to get many biters, and you're going to wind up with the kind of people you hate joining.

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>>10494952
Not really in the mood anymore. I'll just give things another go some other time.

>>10494991
>Slaps STERN (AND NOT POOP DECK LIKE SOME DUMB SLUT SAYS IT IS)

Don't be a stranger. Cya around.

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>>10494991
I can understand that. Hopefully this doesn't sour your experience, best luck next time.

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>>10494983
What is this anyway, I don't want to join to check
And anything spammed like this is probably dead/new or crappy

>>10494934
I liked the banter you were doing last night. Don't listen to the shit flingers, you are doing great. I love seeing new blood come into the thread. I hope you will stay around, I'd like a chance to worship that amazing body

>>10495003
I think it's Arslan's new erp discord.

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>>10494996
>>10495000
>>10495004
Maybe you guys can take a tour around a different museum later on.

>>10495003
It's peach's private ego stroking server

>>10495009
Arslan made it so only mods can make invites as soon as he could.

>>10495015
Depends. Will there be a barbeque, beer and blonde bimbos?

>>10495021
Ah, oh well. I was invited there a few days ago, but I'm not really interested in joining a wishy-washy person's discord. It's why I've backed out of all the rp related ones I used to be in.

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>>10495015
Is that some red white and blue?

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>>10495035
>>10495047
Yes. Though not gonna lie I'm almost imagining her sort of like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_tMD5bTbLM

>>10495047
Fuck off Dumb Magician Guy I called dibs on museumship first.

>>10495021
>It's peach's private ego stroking server

>Peach tired as hard as he can to get DMG's attention
>This ranged from trying to push his sessions on others to straight up insulting DMG while they tried to have a conversation
>DMG got bullied out of the server
This is kinda fucked up if you think about it.

>>10495077
>>10495021
>Scroll up
>See Peach's lumpy dick and zitty ass.

>>10495056
>All that fucking
I approve
Merica fuck yeah!

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>>10495056
Cuteowa!

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>>10495056
I'm going to assume from that reply you don't know we have an infamous Iowa before.
Or you are the older Iowa and I have brained my damage.

>>10495077
>>10495087
>Long painful exhale

>>10495056

That's some good looking meat.

And the meat on the fork looks tasty too.

Tell me about the shitposters
Why do they wear the mask?

>>10495106
>Infamous Iowa
>An Older Iowa
Okay maybe I'm just bad at shit because it seems either my formatting causes problems or I choose bad characters to play as. Maybe I could try Musashi? Have you guys had one of her around before?

>>10495131
Prinz pls

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>>10495131
Hey man, there's nothing wrong with picking up a character already played. You might get the odd "ARE YOU THE ONE I PUT MY DICK IN BEFORE???" But as long as you can shrug it off it's fine. Hell, I wasn't the first Dark Magician girl.

>>10495131
Most of the Kaze class is free, unless your really strung up on chest heavy boats.

>>10495131
A resident titty demon plays Musashi.

>>10495156
I still remember the old Mana - DMG - Flan from years back on /b/.
They were leeewd.

>>10495156
You can't tell em they were infamous and then try to say "no man sure no one will mind just everyone will mix you up"

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>>10495139

Whatever happened to Graff? She was adorable.

>>10495156
Why are you so braindamaged?

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>>10495175
I was back on /b/. I also played Mana back then. But I wouldn't be able to tell you who Flan is..

>>10495180
Well, like. I tell everyone "play who you want" But popular characters like Iowa, Trixie, Kibbles will always get those comparisons.
I still say play who you want even then.

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>>10495202
Too many skull fuckings

>>10495199
They take long breaks for like 6-8 months after a couple sessions posting german boats at us. It's happend a few times

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Did someone mention Flan-chan?!

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>>10495164
I like playing full figured characters so kind of leaning on it. I'll just go find another character, I really want to avoid causing problems around here.

>>10495131
Thinking bout boasts has me wondering. Has there ever been a Tatsuta? I think everyone gravitates to Tenryuu

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Good afternoon everyone.

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>>10495131
>>10495239
Play Kamoi, she's the new hotness. No one plays her yet and she's getting tons of fanart.

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>>10495239
You could always take Kongou if you'd like. I haven't had the energy or drive to play her in months

>>10495254
Morning cutie.

>>10495239
Well we've never had a Nagato or Yamato, at least as far back as I can remember. And if we did we definitely don't now. So you've still got some options.

>>10495266
How are you? Having a good morning?

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>>10495263
DES!

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>>10495286
(I'm stupid)

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>>10495290
Wh-what?

>>10495263
>Gaze was Kongou.
I should have known with the combo of lewd and smug.

>>10495254
Those don't look very hydrodynamic.

>tfw want to play iowa, but she's surrounded by that weird angry aura here and I'd be associated with that

>>10495300
Sing me a song!

>>10495262
Might go for her then, just need to read up and get an idea for her personality.
>>10495274
An artist I like does a ton of chub / muscle Nagato art so I might go for that. iirc she's a hardass.

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>>10495305
Good thing I'm not built for speed. I launch aircraft.

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>>10495317
Synecdoche right? That man is a god of thicc.

>>10495308
If there was more art of Missouri we could play as sister ships. I like Missouri but the only art of her is from Chikkolle

>>10492416
Probably just burning out RPing here to much, give me a few more days to recharge and I'll be back.
Even the worst shit here is easy enough to ignore.

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>>10495239
>>10495308
(Go ahead. I said a while ago that it's selfish to hog characters though I couldn't find the quote in the archives. Sorry for all the problems.)

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>>10495303
Which? We've had two already including me. One was a few months ago when I stopped playing her, I picked her back up for a few sessions after that one left again...
>>10495313
The only song I ever sang as Kongou was being cheeky and singing "Sink the Bismarck"

>>10495354

Nice hat.

>>10495372
Suicide

>>10495388

Don't do that Anon, its not worth it.

>>10495355
SING IT!

>>10495325
Well they've got pleeeeeeenty of space for it, then.

>>10495354
Thank you. I'll do my best to be Iowa

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>>10495408
H-hey. That's just how I was built. I didn't ask for these armaments...

>>10495405
(Why though?)

>>10495372
(Thanks but it's not mine. Admiral lended it to me.)

>>10495434
(She's a fun girl, so enjoy.)

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>>10495467
(Whoops. New fangled app)

>>10495445
Hey, no matter how fatty your tatties are, they still serve plenty of purposes.

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>>10495495
Yes! They work like flotation devices, airbags when I boop into an object, milk jugs, emergency napping pillows, and many more. And they're not fat, meanie.

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>>10495434
I'd still much rather see a new boat girl desu.

>>10495547
I think you're missing quite a few key uses there, but see? Those tubby torpedo titties are plenty versatile. And milk jugs? They designed you to produce milk too? No wonder they're so damn big.

>>10495553
I've never been much for going with what's hot right now. I get characters that have a lot of staying power and ava as them. Who knows, maybe I'll be a hypocrite play her after all.

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>>10495611
>balls up her fists and wiggles her arms
Urrrah! Don't call me tubby! I didn't choose to make milk!

>>10495405
(http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/6777593/#q6781557)

>>10495355
I pounded one in a movie theater. Was that you?

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>>10495664
(That was not, sadly, as much as deviant sex in public is a fetish of mine. That was the one that popped up for a little while.)

>>10495695
I also did a non penetrative sex scene with a thigh fuck then an assjob. Ring a bell?

>>10495712
Hi Lupin

>>10495712
>http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/6777593/#q6781557

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>>10495712
(Not terribly, the last kongou I remember doing was a striptease for an overworked admiral and the some nice, loving vanilla with another about 2 months ago. Further back then that you're talking at least 6 months, but they do sound like things I'd do.)

>>10495650
Awww, don't get upset. I already told you those chunky chest cannons of yours are plenty useful. And what do they do with your milk anyways? For the other girls to drink? Do they hook you up on all fours like an ornery cow and pump them until they're dry?

>>10495789
Stupid nerd.

>>10495721
Ouch. Didn't think I was being that creepy.
>>10495732
Was a different one involving waking up the Admiral with grinding.
>>10495789
No worries. Was just curious. Have a good one

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>>10495811
No, the milk I usually bottle and sell at the market as "organic milk" goes pretty quickly. Hm, guess I got so mad I didn't even notice that you said my chest cannons were useful.

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>>10495814
(Generally)
>>10495843
(And you too, sorry for the mix up)

>>10495876
What kind of response is that? The type of response only a dumb nerd would make, that's what!

>>10495211
Mhm... well I would love to make a request for you.

>>10495859
You produce enough to actually sell out at a market? Those things must be absolutely packed, then! I bet if you gave them a good squeeze right now they'd be leaking like crazy. And of course they're useful. In more ways than one.

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>>10495925
Is the request cuddles? I want cuddles.