/ztg/ - Zootopia General: Get Your Bun On edition Pastebin:

>>10491809
Just barely beat me out for new thread.

Next time hopefully.

>>10491837
Oh dang sorry man, next ones all yours.

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Might be heading for bed soon.

Seems like everyone else has too.

>>10491864
That's a damn cute badger, you have a good night man.

>>10491864
Good night and sleep well.

Poor Honey, dosen't look so well, 1 hour of sleep is not really the best.

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Foxe is best foxe.

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boutta sleep, I'll just dump the drawings I did last thread

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Hey everyone!

If you missed the latest Greentext Theater, you can listen to it here! You can join trashweasel, Hasty and FoxyProf for Greentext Reading, Tangerine for Bookclub, and me for Storytime!

https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/greentext-theater-7-16-2017

I really do apologize for the audio and technical issues-- I promise I'll try and find a way to make sure everything works and sounds better in the future.

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>>10491912
A wild VRbun bun in its natural habitat... I hope someone lewds it!

Was your mic bubbling the whole time? I only showed up at the pearl reading.

>>10491864
>Picture of Judy and Nick
>Judy is burned off
oh no

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>>10491928

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>>10492032
and one more I did for rose

>>10492038
Das a cute deer, it was really nice seeing Rose again.

>>10492000
She probably dosen't like her because she thinks Judy is a goverment spy.

>>10492038
>>10492032
What's with all these soft boys?

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>>10491980
>filename

How do I do that? Is there a way to message her on tumblr even if you don't have one?

>>10491908
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>>10492038
Nobby, your draws are always so wonderful, and it was very kind of you to draw a gift for Rose.

I hope you had a great day today, and thank you for streaming for everyone!

>>10492057
Well there is the Tumblr Massanger
There should be a button with "New Message" and then you just search who you want to write the message.

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>>10492057
http://inkytopia.tumblr.com under message on the left side, pretty sure you don't need an account to use it...

Also make a tumblr for your sound cloud stuff already! And make a million more radio shows, your Noir thing was RAD.

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>>10492054
I Like Soft Boys

>>10492038
ah yeah, and my friend xieril did me a slobby too

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>>10492090
Sent her some love!

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>>10492128
Hope she suplexes her slump, she's a good piggu and I miss Shorty Squad.

>>10492123
shame you yourself aren't one. You're more like a pudge boy.

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Okie dokie, well wishes sent to Inky, and now I'm ready to say--

Goodnight, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads! I hope if ever you feel down, you remember that we're here to help you get back on the upswing.

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>>10491912
G'Day Vrbit, I'm glad you enjoyed my header image, and I heard your update idea so, here you go;
I hope the group enjoyed my school story, hearing it read, I saw a few small faults, but I think it got the feel across?

>>10492271
see above!

>>10492271
Good night bun bun

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>>10492271
>>10492292
I also have a between version;

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>>10492346
>>10492400
Ah fuck it.
That one is posthumously dedicated to you, goodnightAnon.

>>10492400
Hell that bun's having a GREAT night!

>>10492400
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyikes

>>10492410
You have a goodnight numbers Anon, thank you for the (You), I will treasure it.

>>10492271
Goodnight Bun, sleep well.

>>10492400
>Gay zebra-bun gets fucked by astral-fox
>"It was out of this world!" said zebra-bun

>>10492000
That bunny bitch stole the one good thing in her life.

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Post cute tapered bunny cocks.

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>>10492506
GAYS GET OUT

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>>10492533
You seem upset. Here, have a bun to calm you down.

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>>10492433

>>10492506
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>>10492543
>>10492400

There should be a limit of the number of gay buns on the thread.

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Buns are so cute

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>>10492541
It's nice having Mint kicking around again, he's a good bunner.

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>>10492651
>>10492651
>he's a good bunner.
He's a lewd bunner.

Fixed it for you

>>10492038
DEEEEEr

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>>10492709
>DEEEEEr
Now with a free upgrade to
>STrIPPEr DEEEEEr

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>>10492740
But, it has a dick and horns. Where's the sexy doe?

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Squish

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>>10492806
stripper deer is best deer

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>>10492938
What about stripper buns?

>>10492966
stripper bun is best bun

>>10492898
whats that middle rigth
Nye?

>>10492990
What's the worst type of bun then?

>>10493000
Yup

>>10493004
a police bun

>>10493004
Violet

Followed by cucker extraordinaire jack savage

>>10493026
Who's squishing his face?

>>10493028
That's a specific bun. I'm asking a type of bun. Like farmer bun, slut bun, bunboi bun

>>10493036
uchiha bun and special agent bun

>>10493032
No clue, just drew random pair of squishing hands

>>10493046
>Rinehart's face gets squished by non-existent hands.
"I just came to say goodbye."

>>10492786
Somebody stop this bear
He's gonna take all our deers

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>>10493004
>buff buns
no, they're hot
>fat buns
no, they're cute and squishy
>gay buns
pff.. yeah right
>straight buns...?
despite their low numbers they're still hot
>nondescript blobs that barely look like a bunny
ahiru... fuck

>>10493079
Nothing we can do Anon... it's bear town.

>>10493079
No he's not, anon. I'm still here, after all.

>>10493028
Violet is a good bun abloo abloo

>>10492786
Dotbear! You want doe, I want dough(money)...

I have some quality merchandise that has yet to hit the market. Look it over here >>10493092 but make up your mind fast, stocks wont last in this current doe scarce market.

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>>10493046
>>10492898

>>10493122
>Look it over here
YOU MOTHERFUCKER

You ain't catching me, bucko.

>>10493135
Damnit not again, I wish I was a better hustler/doe-vendor.

>>10493129
Wow, having to telemarket sell those things must be awful...

>>10493129
My sides help

>>10493129
You deserve a hug for this, reply.

>>10493129
That brings up the question, is perhabs being a "Squisher" a job in Zootopia?

>>10493162
Hoofer's would definitely need an on-hand Squisher at least twice a day so I assume it's a pretty thriving business. May not be a very glamorous job but hopefully pays well.

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>>10493174
Unless one has a cat pal

>>10493174
They have probably voluntary organisations so help with this kind of problem.

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more robohobo

cause that arm was really cool

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>>10493181
Well ya of course, I hear a lot of hoofers actually try and make deals with the home-impaired kitties of the world. Free room and board for a semi qualified Squisher to be on hoof at any time of the day.

Problem is that that system is all under the table and I feel it's ripe for abuse... I would still suggest going with professional squishers. It's just safer, for both parties.

>>10493193
Yo Zhan! That's a real cool robo hobo.

>>10493129
What's that in his ear? Why does he have a headset.

>>10493212
he works at a suicide hotline

>>10493193
I always suspected that he was a Synth!

>>10493216
Why does he need one

>>10493222
Dogmentation! Oh wait he's a wolf, is that crazy racist?

>>10493235
When you're dealing with calls all day, a headset is preferable to a regular phone. Also it's all done through a computer.

>>10493161
But he's getting one!

>>10493193
Rip, he deserved the metal gear robot arm

>>10493187
>tfw you get community service and end up smooshing cheeks for lonely hoofers

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>>10493122
IF YOU'RE SELLIN, IM BUYIN

I really need a name for this bear..

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>>10493306
Sorry Dotbear but your doe escaped, happens a lot in this industry, I should really get a leash or something. I'll call you first thing next time I got one ready to go. Us bears gotta stick together.

>>10493193
>gets a robo arm
>it's a hoofer model
>Stan didn't realize he could feel more useless

>>10493289
I think I would do it.
Bringing happiness in the world is not a bad job.

>>10493326
>Pizzacolt looses in freak pizza accident his arm.
>Thank to Zootopias health insurance he's provided with a robotic arm
>Unfortunatly due a delivery error he gets a an model with a paw
>Dosen't feel happy about his newfound situation.
>In his boredom he begins to knead the pizza dough
>He realizes that it's much easier than before his accident.
>Maybe the robo arm is more useful than he thought

>>10493336
>"I, uh, I never thought I'd, y'know..."
>You smile patiently, used to this song and dance. They always felt the need to justify it.
>"I had a girlfriend, back in college. She was- well, she wasn't a- she had paws. And when it was just me and her, at night when we were curled up in bed and watching TV, during the ads she'd turn around and smile at me and smoosh my cheeks."
>They stare into space, their eyes distant. You hope this story doesn't end in tragedy. It's heartbreaking to smoosh tear-stained cheeks.
>"She got a really good job offer. Before she even graduated. She was always smart. And I told her to go for it, and I don't regret doing that, but I miss her so much. And I miss what she did for me."
>Oh, thank god. Bittersweet, heavy on the sweet. You can handle that.
>"So, uh, I guess I ended up here." They fidget, their eyes averted. "I mean, if you don't want to, that'd-"
>"Ssshhh," you hush them, speaking for the first time. They see you move towards their face, excitement and nerves warring in their gaze, but their eyes lock on yours and they relax as you grip their face gently. You don't smoosh, though. Not yet.
>They almost melt into your grip, tension flooding out of them, their eyes half-lidding in anticipation. They know what's going to happen. They yearn for it. They need it. And in this moment, they are helpless before you.
>You stretch the moment out for a small eternity, almost but not quite to the point of cruelty, then when the tension has built to a crescendo you finally do it.
>You smoosh their cheeks.

>>10493362
>He starts wielding cutting tools with newfound mastery
>He could probably become one of the best cooks in the state
>If only his other arm wasn't in the way
>And the cleaver was so sharp, too.

>>10493382
Truly something beautiful and nice anon.
Thank you for writing it.

Being a professional smoosher would be an interestening choice for a job I have to say.

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>>10493382
This is sweet stuff right here, a professionally trained Squishtitute working their beat. I wonder how many clients they can service a day, I guess if you're government payed you'd get a giant workload and probably not have near enough time to squish properly but if you went into the private sector? I bet there is a ton of money to be made especially if you make a damn good name for yourself.

So long as you could manage the quota of course.

I wonder if its a more pred or prey dominated career, guess it just comes down to which is more in demand, paw beans or smooth fluffy paws.

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It looks like ZTarchive missed the last thread, did Bore (or Fuel) post anything after this >>10491928
was posted (that's when I went to bed)?

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>>10493187
>tfw read that as voluntary orgasms

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>>10493485
Nope, but numbers Anon posted this.

>>10493504
Oh no
No make sad Charlie
Make happy Charlie
Where is happy Charlie
I'll find happy Charlie

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>>10493174
>>10493129
>>10493162
>the darker side of zootopia

>>10493524
Holy shit, patting AND petting. That is some lowbrow squishing...

Love the edition btw.

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>>10493504
OK, thanks anon. That thread was great (and this one is too), it's too bad the archive didn't catch it for some reason.

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>>10493538
Ya it's always a bummer when a thread slips through the cracks. Hopefully archive-anon is okay out there.

>>10493480
>I wonder if its a more pred or prey dominated career

Prey squishers are usually more caring and conventional, they tend to provide for squishing as a need. They usually cultivate long-term relationships with their clients, and many plan to 'graduate' from ads in back of magazines to having a small number of steady clients and never having to smoosh outside of that small pool. They tend to see it as a career, rather than a fall-back, and usually - but definitely not always - have healthier, more positive views of it and their clients than pred squishers.

Pred squishers are usually more about the exotic aspect, providing the experience of a squishing from such a non-conventional partner. They find it much more difficult to cultivate long-term clients since most that come to them are looking for new experiences rather than getting their needs met on a regular basis, but since they can charge more for it it's usually a wash. Many pred squishers see it as transitional, hoping to be able to leave it behind once whatever personal situation that lead them to squishing is resolved, although quite a few of those find it difficult to give up the high pay and flexible hours of squishing for a more conventional 9-5 job. Of the rest, many dream of breaking into paw modelling or squish vids.

Of course, these are just generalizations, with plenty of exceptions - there's as many pred squishers with dedicated clientbases as there are prey squishers just doing it short-term to make ends meet.

>>10493549
>Hopefully archive-anon is okay out there.
I hope so too.
Also, I wish he would make a script for choosing which threads to save, (he apparently does that manually).

I think this was the only other request Fuel took.

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>>10493593
Oops I forgot to re-select the image after I ran into a captcha issue.

>Violet smooshes Rinehart
>"Dr Hopps, what are you doing?"
>"Quiet, it's part of the therapy"

>>10493560
>>10493568
>>10493572
>>10493579
Source?

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>>10493582
This is a damn good write up, nice job Anon.

I wonder how Squisher's are seen by other people and if family or friends actively look down on the career. Is it seen like stripping? Worse than stripping since it's more paws on? Or is it more seen with respect and perhaps even adoration like masseuse's from legit massage parlors?

This is a damn neat industry.

>>10493593
Holy shit he does it manually?! That's bloody crazy! Props to him or her though.

>>10493615
Violet, is a good bun.

>>10493615
>She rubs her paws against his cheeks, then down his neck.
>Sliding lower, she gropes at his pectorals and rubs her lips against his chest floof, inhaling deeply.
>Rinehart just stands as still as a deer in headlights as her paws trail lower.
>It technically worked.
>He stopped thinking about suicide.
>He couldn't stop thinking about how soft her paws were, though.

>>10493524
...I need one, RIGHT NOW

>>10493615
>A bun
>Smooshing for money

Right. "Therapist."

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>>10493600

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>>10493480
Give those mice a soaking Pizzacolt.

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>>10493677
Why are they all naked?

>>10493700
Here you m8

>>10493677
Naked night?

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>>10493677
Casual nudity is pretty great.

>>10493632
There's definitely a taboo to it, because most of the demand is, of course, from those with hooves, so it ends up tangled up in the whole interspecies relationship issue. Even with widespread acceptance of interspecies relationships in modern times, the smoosh taboo has some momentum of it's own, with a lot of those who reflexively look down upon smooshing having no idea of the taboo's cultural origins. Among those that accept interspecies relationships, opinion seems almost evenly divided between those that lump it in under prostitution and those that see it as no different to massage.

That said, it's definitely a lot easier on the legal front because it was so easy for it to fly under the radar as 'massages'. While there was once the will to legislate against smooshing, no politician wanted to be the one to go on the record as defining exactly what the activity was for the lawbooks, and in modern times there's no political hay to be made from the issue. So while *technically* smooshing for pay can be prosecuted as prostitution, it was impossible to prosecute in the past unless a professional smoosher was foolish enough to advertise as such - there are some high-profile cases where a smoosher was acquitted because they did as little as hug their clients, which was enough to take it from a 'smoosh' to a massage.

In modern times, it's an entirely unenforced law. There are motions on the books to amend the laws to legalize smooshing, but since nobody's been prosecuted under it in decades even though smooshers blatantly advertise in magazines, online, and in storefronts, it's not seen as important outside of those that see it as a way to further interspecies acceptance. The closest thing to legal trouble a smoosher can get in is if they file taxes as such instead of as a masseur or masseuse, and even then they just get a polite letter from the ZRS asking them to amend their filing accordingly.

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>>10493715
It really is.

>>10493730
Someone should make a green outta this, again!

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did replyanon ever continue this?

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>>10493162
>>10493174
>>10493289

>>10493747
Sadly no

>>10493747
Not yet, they say that they are trying to draw sweater again, so there is a silver lining

>>10493758
>pretty sure this is preyo

>>10493615
At least it's not VioNick.

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>>10493730
You are a damn fine word smith Anon and I really enjoy the realistic spin you attach to this new under the table yet still thriving industry. I would love to continue but I'm bearaly awake as is. Puns are the best.

>>10493758
Wo man, watch out this is East Side Fluff Paw territory! Don't get caught poaching work on their turf or shits might get real... uncomfy.

>>10493627
https://twitter.com/saritaaaaaaa82

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>>10493758

>>10493362
>>10493386
And thus, the hoofer revolution begins.

>Throughout history hoofers were always ahead of the curve, but their lack of dexterity kept them from acting on their ideas.
>It kept them from doing greater things. Things they were meant to accomplish. They were treated as lesser beings and havr grown to accept their social status in the bottoms of society.
>As "workhorses" or other, less kinder, words.

>One of them stands tall above the crowd; on the stage, behind a lectern, facing a myriad of mammals who share the same fate.
>He sports a white, short-sleeved, chef's uniform that proudly displays his right arm... of polished steel and dexterous fingers.

>"Hoofers can be more. Hoofers can be GLORIOUS!"
>He pulls out a cleaver, and raises it to the sky.
>His arm glints beautifully against the stage lights.
>"Break the chains and recieve... your... FREEDOM!"
>The blade falls to the lectern where his other hoof was resting.
>Blood flies off the stage, mammals shriek in horror, and his vision starts to go black.
>But he didn't mind. The pain was trivial.
>He knew that when he woke up, he would be more than a mammal than he ever was.

>>10493758
>bucks have to pay
Rip.

>>10493790
has

has al never smooshed v

>>10493799
Probably saving it for their wedding night.

>>10493790
>>10493799
I don't know that you can smoosh a cervid.

>>10493790
DONT DO IT VELVET

>>10493786
Thanks

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>>10493790

>>10493855
Al will go savage even on a bear man
That doe is spoken for find an available doe

>>10493855
>PREYO

>>10493855
Throw Marty, whom you have stuffed in your purse, at him and run!

>>10493855
run Velvet RUN!!!

>>10493715
Always seem to think of this work as unfinished as Nick seems to have more detail (where it counts) than Gazelle?

Smooshing's illicit history, as well as paying by the letter for magazine and newspaper advertisements, has given it a truncated vocabulary all of it's own that lives on even in these more enlightened times. Even online advertisements on specialized smoosher sites which could go for hundreds of words at no extra cost often uses this shorthand, either out of reticence or tradition.

A typical advertisement would go something like: Ozzy, MD4a, MCP, CGZ, 30/h, >8pm Tu-F, 867-5309

First, there is the name and then the vital stats of the smoosher:
M/F - Male or Female. There are sometimes
D/Y - 'preD' and 'preY' respectively. For example, 'Y4a' would indicate a prey smoosher for 'All', either preD or preY clients.
L/M/T, C/N, S, P - Refers to their 'equipment'. Whether they have Claws or Nails, whether they are Long, Medium, or Trimmed, whether they are Sharp, and whether they have Pads.

Then they go on to describe any extra or unusual services, of which this is a small sampling:
B: Blood - willing to use their claws or nails to cause minor scratches in their client, if desired.
C: Cuddling
E: Experience, short for boyfriend/girlfriend experience - roleplaying as the client's romantic partner.
G: Gentle
L: Loving
P: Pred/prey
R: Roleplay
S: If asked, most smooshers would say this means 'social'. It really means 'sex'. Smooshers crossing over into outright prostitution is often looked down upon by more 'pure' smooshers.
Z: Sleeping, usually also denotes availability for an 'all night' booking.

Then, their payment scheme - the smallest 'billable increment' and the price for that. Either q for Quarter (15 minutes), h for Half (30 minutes), or f for Full (an hour).

Penultimately, their availability. Some use military time to save a character or two, but as that can cause confusion most stick to the am/pm format.

Finally, of course, the contact information. Once this was always a phone number, but now email addresses or social media accounts have become more common.

>>10493645
I'm not sure, anon, this seems extremely unprofessional

>>10493855
Dot, I just want to say, it's great to have you back.

>>10493162
>>10493174
>>10493289
>>10493382
>>10493437
>>10493480
>>10493524
>>10493547
>>10493582
>>10493615
>>10493645
>>10493659
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>>10493758
>>10493790
>>10493799
>>10493809
>>10493810
>>10493855
>>10493922

This TT is really weird.

>>10493922
Ozzy seems like he would be a great smoosher, probably falls back to it when busking doesn't make ends meet.

>>10493962
hahah, I'm glad to be so welcomed back.

>>10493855
It's nice to see you again Dot.

Also, I'm going to smooch...I-I mean smoosh Velvet first.

>>10493790
It's not unprofessional if you're being paid for it.

>>10493790
I request Al smooshing Velvet!

...Please

>>10493855
(AUTISTIC HOWLING IN THE DISTANCE)

>>10493111
not really

>>10494180
What's wrong with the character?

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Morning /ztg/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CHs4x2uqcQ

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>>10493709
fuck..
this is hot as hell...
why?

>>10494225

There are a good 3 or so other pictures in that series if you can collect them all, anon!

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>>10493582
>>10493730
>>10493922

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>>10494225
>>10494247

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>>10494393

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>>10494400

>>10494406
Why did she even think this was a good idea?

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>>10494406
she look so dissappointed at the end

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http://shiyoonkim.tumblr.com/

>>10494505
for some reason this turned me on

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>>10493715

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>>10494393
>>10494400
>>10493709
>>10494406
oh shit it's muh mouse

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>>10494550

>>10494611
Please more Finnick x Gazelle.

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>>10494637

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>>10494637

but we dont have any artists left

i would love to see them 69.

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i have only few casual pics of them

>>10494505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5XJB6EgA4Q

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>>10494602

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>>10494637
>>10494665
he tries so hard

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>>10494953

i bieleve they could pull it off

would cost her spine injury though

>>10494963
holy shit yes

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>>10494963

>>10494963
Wonderfull and marvelous.

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What happened to Wildecest? Its like it disappeared.

>>10495073
And it should stay gone

>>10495073
We ran out ways for Nick to fuck her mom

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>>10495073
Our local incest merchant moved on to drawing another cute couple instead.

>>10495108
>her
hold on, we didn't do that one yet. good work, anon

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>>10495108
>>10495135
Lesbian vixen incest when?

>>10495155
>Becky and Vivian tribbing with Nick's dick pressed between them

>>10495174
Why not just make it between Nickie her mom?

>>10494550
Nick and Judy crack me up every time I see this.

>>10495186
Nickie and her mom*

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https://twitter.com/miroukitsu

>Judy comes out to her parents as a lesbian predophile.
>You could hear a pin drop.
>Someone mutters "That's hot," followed by a wave of murmurs.
>Stu faints.

>>10493181
Aw, look at the adorable kitty scratching the horse itch. I never realized it but hoofers must suffer when they have itches.

>>10495135
why do i visit this place when I can't type for shit

>>10495134
And yet, we still don't know a damned thing about them

>>10495226
das a big bun

>>10493524
"Vice-like vixen..." WHAT? It's "squishing", right?

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Now for something tooth-rottening sweet.

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>>10495073
im just one man, please

>>10495134
>incest merchant
made me chuckle

>>10495155
>>10495174
>>10495186
Typo dictates Nickie x her mom

>>10495407
Now this is just funny.

>>10495407
>Hey mom, you haven't sucked my dick today.

post Nick casual nudity

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>>10495494

>>10495407
for some reason reminds me of The Private Afternoons of Pamela Mann (http://boards.4chan.org/gif/thread/10891328#p10918857)

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goodbye ztg

>>10495577
goodbye remmy

>>10495577
See ya tomorrow, anon.

>>10494471
Doesn't look disappointed so much as thinking "the kinda shit I put up with to get off".

>>10494602
I was like DAMN

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>>10493922

>>10495577
pls no kill

>>10495577
Banned from Discord.

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i believe the true thread edition is smooshing

>>10495577
remmy no!!!
Think of the wolf pucci you haven't experienced yet

>>10495623
Is that a C or the top of an S

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>>10495869
CUTE

>>10495869
TOO LEWD

Is smooshing paws only, or can thighs smoosh. Two partners sandwich you with kisses. Feet smooshes if you're into that sorta thing

>>10495869
Is Bate, dare I say, THE king of yeens?

>>10495623
I wanna ask, but...
>filename

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>smoosh

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>INCREASE
>THE
>SMOOSH

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>>10496166
Remember to smoosh your bun at least once a day

bring me the gay

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>>10496180
Foxes too.

>>10495986
Smoosh my pussy

Does anyone have flustered Nick?

Who's got replyanon's latest collar comic?

When will the music stop and I can finally have peace

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>>10495940
What did I say?

>>10495995
Good anon

>>10495987
Nope, never been lewded, so he can't be the king

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>>10496435

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>>10496435

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>>10496435

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I need to cum inside this fox

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>>10496217
assuming direct control

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fuck preds

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>>10496597
Old School

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>>10496597

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>>10496217

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>>10496732

>>10496659
What is, "The desperate plea that is running through Jack Savage's mind at all times"?

>>10496454
Why smoosh the bun for trying to look into the secret folder?

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feet smoosh

Beep Beep Im A Sheep

https://aggie.io/iv40et2h/

https://aggie.io/iv40et2h/

https://aggie.io/iv40et2h/

>>10496862
Damn right its a thing now

>>10496764
this is the biggest sin ive ever seen posted. keep the bun pure.

>>10496862
continue

>>10496483
>>10496557
>>10496559
Good stuff.

Thanks anons.

Smooshing should be legalized, regulated, and safe. No more should our youth be falling prey to cynical hucksters offering back-alley smooshjobs and absconding with payment after a few minutes of half-hearted cheek pats. They should be free to explore the smooshability of their cheeks in a safe, sanitary, licensed and reviewed environment.

>>10495869
>>10495623
>>10496050
>>10496217
>>10496670
>>10496706
>>10496732

EVERYONE has to be smooshed, that's the law!

>>10496862
Hell yea boy

>>10497014
Lies. You can't smoosh us all.

>>10497058
Watch me!
I'm going to smoosh everyone of you.
Noone will escape my hands!

>>10497074
Please use feet

>>10497014
>>10497058
>>10497074
>not only do I think smooshing should be legalized, I think it should be mandatory!

>>10497084
>>10497085
At least one person a day has to be smooshed!
If somone can't fulfill this quote they are banished from Zootopia!

>>10497126
Truly this is the dystopic future we deserve

>>10497074
>>10497085
I dunno, anon. Does smooshing normally make mammals feel wierd?

Asking for a friend

>>10497182
It makes them feel loved.

For some, it is a strange and unfamiliar sensation.

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>>10496867
too much smooshin

>>10497182

>>10497211
I can only second my friend here, they like it and feel loved.
You can see on the expression fo their eyes if they want to be smooshed or not.
Trust me I have a PhD in Smooshology.

>>10497218
Judy getting her head smooshed so much it explodes

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>>10497278
>Judy getting her head smooshed so much it explodes
Requesting a zootopified version of pic related

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>>10496815
>Why smoosh the bun
Because they knew not to ask many questions

>>10495367
>あひるさんにラムネいただきました
I received some ramune from ahiru-san

>>10497343
Can I open the file A_Sig?

>>10497211
>>10497273
Is...is that the only feeling?

Sorry, uh, my friend just really wants to know.

>>10497343
>pred/prey smooshing

MAXIMUM OVERLEWD

>>10497363
Feelings of safety, of contentment, of bliss. Of feeling like there's some sort of fairness to the world, for it has allowed you to experience the moment of being smooshed.

>>10497363
>>10497376

And of course happiness, the feeling of reliev and the knowledge that somone cares for you.
To know that you are not alone, that there is somone who cares.

It's a sign of trust and loyalty Anon.

>>10497376
Anon....what if it made you feel more physical, like you wanted to cuddle them?

And then, what if it made you want to do more?

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free gemu 4u
LHXHC+GM2WW+23CI0

>>10497470
Looks like the poptart is ready to HUSTLE!

>>10497449
It's perfectly okay to feel that way, and even to ask your smooshing partner if they're okay with escalating the contact. If someone's willing to smoosh you, they may very well be willing to go further with you.

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>>10497470
another free game
KN05G+AIPFT+24WCG

>>10497557
Are you Gabe Newell?
I got a game from you last time so I'll let someone else have this one.

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>>10497360
>Can I open the file A_Sig?
No. You can't.

>>10497581
WHO IS ALTERING THE FILE

>>10497581
instead of opening the file
can we pull a picture out

DO IT
OR A PICTURE OF YOU WILL END UP IN THE NEXT SMOOSHFILE

>>10497581
>B

too lewd

>>10496738
>みょん
SFX: myon (stretching)
>おいだが過ぎるのはこの口かしら?
Judy: "This is just fooling around, but I wonder how far your mouth can go?"
>いひゃい
Nick: "Thah hurrs" ("That hurts" but muffled)
>しゃん
SFX: shan (tail drooping)

>かわいいって何だ。やめてくれ
Nick: "What're you calling cute. Stop it"
>しっぽは素直なところね
Judy: "Your tail's so honest"
>ほら、今とか
Judy: "Look, like right now for instance"
>.....頼むからやめてくれ おやつもつけるから
Nick: "...... I'm begging you to stop
I'll even give you a snack if you do"