OFFICIALLY OFFICIAL PONY THREAD ROFLMAO!!!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YzDozRc9Oh
I'm glad I decided to wait.
>I WAS ONE OF THE TRANNIES
i knew it
>>10470221
they couldnt hear me moan, i was in bed.. headset muted and not on head.. cord wouldnt be long enough. i had to drive crippels the next day.. i dont drink me into a coma and risk my job you filthy beaner
do you love me?
>>10470341
it's only a matter of time til I read on the internet "drunken racist trainwreck with history of child pornography investigation crashes bus full of disabled children after hour long police pursuit"
with a photo carousel of aryann pony art that he was a fan of
>>10470338
u know im just playin
>>10470365
Of course I do!
Unless you weren't talking to me.
>>10470398
>>10470385
aryannn is cute pony worthy of deathbus revelation
actually the day i left voice chat cuz i didnt feel well there was only erin in voicechat.. and even tho i cant be sure.. i think erin aint no trans, just a junkie
>>10470415
yes ma'am?
>>10470407
of course I was there is no other
>>10470447
Do you love me?
>>10470407
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sKFS3VXjdO
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=51a_1500056995
LOL this guy is like the hamburgler from 80s mcdonalds commercials
>>10470510
Go-free-aye
If you wanted to know.
>>10470509
nonplatonacly only
>>10470524
Thanks. I've been pronouncing it in my head as "Gah-free-err"
>>10470536
What did you hope to be when you were a child?
>>10470556
For future reference french words that end with the letters, "er" are pronounced like the letters, "ei" in the word, "weigh."
>>10470597
a nazi
>>10470608
Oh, gotchya. Thanks! Like this?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lLSWwf6gBp
>>10470608
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f46ZO7WPCh
>>10470597
unironically i wanted to be a super saiyan, my wall was full of holes in the sheet rock because every time I woke up I powered up by screaming and punching a hole in the sheetrock
that stopped when my grandpa belted me over it
>>10470739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tasr6KXooRM
>>10470663
Yes, unless you're going to be picky about the letter "r."
That pronunciation is perfectly acceptable.
>>10470713
I'm sorry Skitty, I can't understand your mexican babbling.
>>10470739
What got you into doing computer stuff?
>>10470785
Are you French? Could I get an age range since you won't give your exact age?
>>10470739
literally you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9qzN9EBajQ
>>10470785
wow ok
i was pretty sure i emulated french for "you're a faggot" but i guess I was tricked by the person who claimed thats what it said
salty faggot
>>10470808
Non, je suis américain.
Je sais un peu de la langue.
I am a young adult, old enough to post here but with years of wasted potential ahead of me.
>>10470818
It would help if your microphone wasn't a potato with a usb wire.
>>10470818
You did say that, but your pronunciation was abysmal.
>>10470896
Le français est une langue amusante.
Stupid bus wifi, had to login with my fake fb account
>>10470790
2009 I landed on 2 years of probation and which i revoked but had a good lawyer who was able to just get me 2 more years of probation and I was on like house arrest too so I couldn't leave or do anything in all that time so I decided to start using the internet in 2010 because someone gave me a laptop, acer aspir d250, my first computer. I was mechanically inclined, often creating random things for fun, like projectile launchers, even tried making my own RPG with exploding projectiles, so naturally my interest was to learn how things worked under the hood on computers so I learned to create software in about a month. from mid 2010 through 2013 I created everything in this picture. There's probably like way more crap I've made but I can't be assed to post them and also i post them on youtube or forums or they have an NDA attacked to them so I can't post about it and I'd rather not have others snooping into my activity elsewhere.
Back in that time I primarily used funnyjunk and would post a lot there and I always got called a troll, noticed there was a pattern of ppl calling me a /b/tard so I decided to ask what this meant because I was out of the loop and ppl thought i was playing dumb but eventually a dude linked me to 4chan and I lurked enough to find these threads, lurked threads and realized there was a faggot that would help others ban evade, but for that to happen you had to be his friend, I didn't like them so I wasn't their friend so I decided to automate what they were doing so I did and when I did it pissed them off a lot, also pissed off moot and a ton of mods who both tried doxing me for it later. So that's' basically how i got into it, just for fun.
>>10471023
You didn't have to you could have just not used the bus internet.
>>10470908
Show me the correct way with your nerdy voice.
>>10471133
Sent. ;)
>>10471137
liar
>>10471087
Interesting, what do you think you'd be doing now or where you'd be in life if you hadn't done whatever put you on probation?
>>10471150
probably prison or dead.
>>10471087
That's pretty darn cool.
>>10471168
So even if you hadn't done whatever it is you did you still think you'd have ended up in prison. Why do you think you might have been killed or died? Another version, what do you think you would have done if you were never given that laptop?
>>10471098
but then I wouldn't be able to call it stupid
>>10471133
tfw skitty posts your discord emotes on the chan
>>10470811
LMFAO!
my sides
i cna't watch all of this.,..
>>10471214
Because that is what happened to the majority of my friends that I'd hang out with. Several of them are doing prison time, 5-20 years and a few others have been shot to death. The last one that got killed was probably 3 years ago, used to hang out with them a lot.
Well I'd probably still been doing random projects, like building a gokart, moped or whatever. I did kind of want to create my own motorcycles, like custom choppers but I never could because I realized the machining equipment I required was very expensive..
i was like, a big fan of jesse james and always wanted to make motorcycles like them cause i loved motorcycles which is why i've had like 20 of them so far, but don't use any now since i realize if I keep it up i'm always tempted to get into police chases for fun, I've probably ran from them like 7 or 8 times and got caught only once
>>10471520
What a messy horse
>>10471415
>>10471520
Man talk about being naughty...
>>10471415
Was it just the local culture that made you such a law breaker or was it your family?
>>10471596
I'd say it was in my family cause we have a long history with that. One of my cousins is doing life in prison cause they pulled him over with a dead person in their car not too long ago. My uncle was worse than I and when my family came from spain some dudes from spain tracked down where they went so they could kill one of my relatives and they burned a few houses in the ranch so those aren't there anymore either.
>>10471358
sometimes i go sit on my toilet now just for fun
i have to take my dick out the bowl tho or else i get the witch's kiss. it's just too arousing
>>10471640
How many generations has your family been in America? Do you know why they originally moved here?
>>10471687
Do you find it even more arousing when it happens in public restrooms?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHwC59Jyt78
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kP30eOb1ac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2p36Slj8hE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5fjQQPpGq0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBt5I9nzrhM
Reposting links to my friend's analysis. I would appreciate it if anyone present could give them a view. They're quite informative and well written, in my opinion, and I'd like to encourage this guy to make more reviews. Views seem to be what he'd like to see to justify the time invested.
>>10471640
>that filename
hey you said that to me on steam once
can you get on dick rod?
>>10471720
can't happen there
this is a neorest ten thousand that does taylor swift rimjobs
>>10471692
3 generations iirc they came here in the early 1800's to flee some war or something and also because they had gotten in trouble with some really important person who later placed a bounty on them which is why they sailed across the to texas and found them a hundred miles inland somehow even though their settlement was deep within the woods far from the roads
>>10471687
WAT
i didn't know there was a name for this
>that urban dictionary description
dude gross
I sometimes have to do that too..
except it feels horrible
I hate how cold it is
>>10471822
it is aptly named
the cold embrace of the water is too much to bear
however, sometimes stealthy pees are required and i have to put the tip into the water for soundless relief
>>10471866
....
w-what are you doing right now? when do you plan to sleep?
tfw my nickname for skitty became a secure tripcode
>>10471888
you tell me first senpai
>>10471895
you mean this one >>10471866
?
>>10471908
still lurking reddit and youtube because I feel like i've seen just about everything liveleak has to offer
>>10471921
yes
btw nice conversation with yourself you're having here
>>10471921
like mother like son
what on reddit could consume this much of your time
you didn't answer your other question
>>10471971
IS there a problem with being unable to make pony friends because everyone hates you so you decide to be your own friend?
>>10471985
I don't know when I'll go to bed if that was the question you're alluding to. I'm not sleepy right now at all.
>>10471989
no
remember we're all fundamentally the same person, just with different memories and experiences
tfw only namesync checks your gets now
>>10472015
oh I've been wondering what do the s mean
>4chan filters out the
>>10472000
yeah that was it
i dunno either
>>10472015
what about that check script you have
>>10472059
it's not a script, just CSS that adds the colorful checkmarks :P
>>10472030
yeah lol, checks gets
also appears when you get numbers like 8080 or 7171 etc
i want to cum inside skitty
both of them actually
>>10472092
WHATEVER
im using it too
so it's already checked twice
you only get three checks if it is more than trips obviously
>>10472117
Would you ever invite me to your place? Are you still in that house you told me last time?
>>10472147
yeah probably
which one tho
i like to imagine that's what happens behind the scenes of two skitties
>>10472211
lol
is that a humblebrag? it feels like one
>probably
ouch
Why is neither of those shaking like a shitting dog and unable to concentrate on the moment?
>>10472299
sort of but i really don't know which one you mean
and i have invited you before dummy
>>10472239
stopthis
>>10472323
WELL YEAH DUH I KNOW
I'm not an IRL interloper
the one that seems to be on a hill overlooking the water seems dope but i personally think secludedness and being away from where there are a lot of people is best so imo the one with the bears was cooler
>>10472349
Which family member can you trust to watch the grandparents while you're gone?
>>10472349
those ones are only two hours away from each other so we could do both. or just the bear one whatever
it's sort of more your style with the shooting and the four wheelers and stuff
>>10472365
any of them
>>10472349
is it because i'm right?
>>10472383
So you were making a big deal over going on a vacation over nothing a couple days ago.
>>10472407
Who is going to watch over us while he is gone?
>>10472420
He'll just have his uncle use his computer and have him post at us.
>>10472439
People in his family know how to use computers?
Figured out why this brand of beer I bought is called "shock top".
>>10472439
You were the one making a big deal about it though.
>>10472449
So why did you wake up this disgruntled and salty today?
I've mentioned a lot of times I'm paranoid about computers and crap because my mom in a linux nerd.
>>10472449
Well I'd hope skitty has taught them the fundamentals, I had to teach most of mine how too.
>>10472467
What is the worst she could find there?
>>10472467
TOP
FUCKING
KEK
>>10472467
But don't you support the Botnet?
>>10472545
Which one?
Windows telemetry or chrome?
I have a dual boot setup so I change between using nix and windows frequently depending on what im doing.
>>10472479
browser history that traces back to your incredibly salted assumptious posts for one.
>>10472592
That is nothing. Take a vacation and do gay shit with your boyfriend.
>>10472381
>>10472608
What's your prefered lube skitty?
>post a video I made on youtube 5 years ago
>get half a million views
>don't make any money off of it until enabling it yesterday
>>10472608
why didn't I click that fucking $ sooner
>>10472621
I'm not experienced in this degeneracy.
>>10472625
kek, what was the video about?
I only made one and got like 20k views which is pmuch nothing
so you're going to get all the money for it during those 5 years? dope
>>10472635
how much would you have made on a vid with half a million views over a five year period?
>>10472651
no, lel
I'm going to start getting money for new views starting now :c
>>10472630
You know who gave me that particular picture?
Missingno. Aka boo that guy that came into bread on 8ch claiming i ruined their life and made them lose all their friends due to chatroom banter horseplay
>>10472600
why are you suddenly trying to be my relationship counselor like interrogator
>>10472674
I really really wana know what the video is about now
>>10472693
I want to see what happens.
>>10472693
gross lol
that guy is loco
what if he is right though? really makes you think
>>10472709
no one is going to tell you though
>>10469534
I was tired as hell, sorry hon, I fell asleep a little.
>>10472747
Probably, but that is better than nothing happening and still no one telling me.
>>10472756
Did you sleep well?
>>10472703
eh, kinda ytp made with some Polish TV ads, I made some witty drug jokes (and took those drugs for the first time a few years later lol) and generally used some absurd humour, at least what 16 year old me could think of
>>10472791
I guess... I'm not feeling the best though.
>>10472744
dude he would take things too seriously, personally and to heart. was impossible to joke with him and he couldn't spot sarcasm at all, he added me on steam and would pm me stories and stuff, that's fine with me i kinda enjoy it when people do that, but because he did that he considered me a friend and found it an offense punishable by death for taking sides in arguments where he was obviously wrong at times and that's how his whole thing transpired. he even left to ponychan chat and got banned there when he realized i used that too and he spent a while warning people about me until they got fed up with it and just banned them.. also i heard the same happened in unrelated furfag groups where he felt compelled to warn ppl i "took too much space in a community"
>>10472826
Anxiety? Still taking your medication?
>>10472797
you should make more and post them here too
>>10472852
Nah just off, dunno what it is.
>>10472850
>would take things too seriously, personally and to heart. was impossible to joke with him and he couldn't spot sarcasm at all
What continues to amuse me most is that he lists "Boo" as his alias.
>>10472891
somewhat like you too, yeah.
>>10472908
because that was the steam name he used when fey and ethanol made that secondary steam chat and moved everyone to where he eventually got banned and pissed off lora so he ditched it for another account that used the name missingno. later
>>10472933
Why was I not invited to this secret Steam chat? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>10472933
>somewhat like you too, yeah.
>>10472850
not enough space imo
but yeah i remember his insane textwalls
>>10472939
>darwin finding out all the things he was never invited to
>>10472977
No, I remember it now. I was part of why people had to make several more chats; I left that one unmoderated and open to abuse against trannies.
>>10472939
idunno but I didn't like the idea, thankfully both aeris and that other steam died and i took over the otherone which made ethanol super mad.
Ethanol: did you take away my adminship and remove Fey's modship?
Ethanol is now Online.
Ethanol: if the reason this happened is because i made Fey a mod, she was already a mod at the other chat so why would she not be a mod here? >.>
Ethanol: and if the kicks are the reason, i still have the ability to kick so i don't know why i'm mod instead of admin.
Ethanol: and the reason why the old people rejoined at Fey's chat is because it wasn't Fey's chat, it was mine.
Ethanol: i invited everyone.
ScriptKitty: Because I had initially made you a mod so you could kick but settings forbidded that and only let admins do that, mods can now do everything admins can
Ethanol: so why am i not an admin then?
ScriptKitty: because there's already three admins, I wasn't supposed to be one that made other admins
Ethanol: then give your adminship to me and we'll keep it at three admins. ;3
ScriptKitty: If you want to take over the group, talk to smock, it's theirs.
ScriptKitty: take note to why the community was dead.
ScriptKitty: because it was being split three ways
ScriptKitty: Are you mad at me?
Ethanol: no. but i see you as someone innocent that's been put in a position that shouldn't be yours. Smock's decision to give you adminship was a completely arbitrary one based on no qualifying factors.
Ethanol: i'm not mad at you for being handed the position. i'm not mad at Smock either, he's just an absolutely terrible decision maker, first handing adminship to Darwin and then to you.
ScriptKitty: So why am I such a bad admin :(
Ethanol: it's not that you're bad dear, it's that you're not good. think about which one of us should be admin. i was in control of the chat that acted as the haven for the /b/read members for months yet you are the admin and i am the mod.
Ethanol: you aren't qualified while i am proven.
>>10473015
And now you are betraying everyone by being a Discord SLUT.
*closes Discord furiously*
>>10473029
I don't use the discord group though. I only use the /intl/ group where the intl ppl and bui are.
>>10473046
Has Bui asked you to roleplay as a cat and have sex with you yet?
>>10473015
Ethanol's a self righteous idiot Skitty, you should move on from it.
I mean, she was not wrong either.
>>10473052
... no
>>10473054
>move on from it
What makes you think I didn't find this hilarious and did it intentionally for that reaction?
I am a qualified and proven chat room moderator x)
>>10473058
wow, you're just as cringey as them than
>>10473064
Step up your fucking game.
>>10473078
These are words indeed.
anyway the reason all that happened was because I realized ethanol didn't like WuMA so when I logged on ans saw they had been trying to "tame wuma" I immediately removed them after realizing the mistake I had made.
>>10473082
>darwin finally broke out the images
Like I said, she was not wrong.
>>10473015
Such a bitch.
>>10473091
>she
>>10473090
I had already posted one. >>10472774
>>10473091
you mean about smock being a terrible decision maker?
>>10473126
No, about disliking WuMA.
Smock is my waifu.
>>10473098
Oh look who finally decided to stop by.
>>10473140
I dozed off.
>>10473098
there was more that was just as painful to read but I didn't bother saving it. that's like the only text i ever saved from steam because it was just so absurd to me someone was unironically saying all this too me
>>10473131
this nigga made multiple points in their text and i'm trying to find out why you are so ill you take their side when they're clearly wrong, I've shown that to a lot of people and most people agreed it would have been terrible if I considered them to be correct and hand the group to them, instead I decided their opinions were incorrect and ignored their requests and the place stayed active from then to the discord migration after having been dead for months and restarted by me later in wake of ethanol and aeris having killed everything
>>10473064
I dunno, probably the fact that when I tease you you go on massive rants about how I haven't read something correctly and some other bullshit usually attached
>>10473182
Yea ok, you didn't even stop by after work.
>>10473197
He's clearly on some crazy horse and thinks that they deserve a useless position more than you do because reasons. Tell him that he can have the position of his dick is bigger than yours.
Or you know, I could tell them. They already hate me because of what azzy talked me into.
>>10473197
Did you not get drunk and randomly make people admins too? Maybe that was a situation that was blown out of proportion, but a few times I had people bother me to do something about that, and I just ignored it.
>>10473213
I didn't have work. I just slept that entire time. I've been shamefully out cold from 3:00or4:00pm—now
>>10473290
I'm talking about Friday.
>admins
>>>>YOU
>>10473276
I like having fun what can I say.
there was a time when I admined everyone who was in the group except one person.
I did that at least three times. Most people thought it was entertaining, the people that complained to you were likely the people my fun was at the expense of.
So in that case you agree i'm a shitty admin/mod?
what an SJW cunt lol
>>10473316
>>10473320
Everyone was a terrible admin; I agree on that.
>>10473323
Hey, bby.
>>10473314
King Friday?
>>10473265
their premise was that i was unfit to police people because i wasn't tried and tested as they were, with their pristine reputation of banning everyone because their emotions got the better of them were in my case that never happened, which rendered me a bad admin according to their way of thinking
>>10473339
You're not off the hook for your transgressions.
Oh, no, he is going to bore everyone with another 20 minute vocaroo again.
>>10473353
Simply tell them that, you can't just ban people because you don't like what they have to say because you're an emotional cunt jacked up on all sorts of hormones.
You're probably a pretty chill admin skitty and ethanol just wants to ban a bunch of people getting under his skin.
>>10473397
I dindu nuthin I remember.
moot was shit, you were shit, ethy was rape, aeris was aeris, darwin was costanza
>Ruining my cover
I kept your identity a secret, and this is how your repay me. I loathe you.
>>10473407
that smuglord kid that shows up here posting stevens universe is likely the one that would cry to darwin when I'd do anything in the chat they didn't like, i'd admin random ppl for fun and BOOM he's' go off on rants that I'm a retarded drunk admin and need to go, that all mostly happened because I refused to ban people like sir antics internet superstar and brian
I'd occasionally get asked to ban either of those two
I have never even interacted with Smuglord outside of a thread.
>>10473430
so darwin is an actual jew?
George was a Latvian Orthodox.
>>10473450
then it was probably one of the fagets he'd hype up
i remember someone was telling me while i was gone certain ppl were discussing ways to over throw me and that lead them to trying to chat upp smock and get him to get rid of me
Well, converted, but still.
>>10473468
Revolutionaries you say? Put them to heel!
>>10473468
I did not even care. I allowed you to have your fun and never interfered. The only reason I was saying that Ethanol was not wrong was because you did those things, and I was also complicit. Everyone would have made an atrocious admin. Nothing against you.
>>10473486
>I allowed you to have your fun and never interfered
It was smocks group, you couldn't do anything other than crawl to smock and beg him to comply with your requests.
Let's bring Ethy back into /b/read!
>>10473492
I just had to ask. That is how I got to be admin in the first place. I figured you would go on some paranoid drunken rant sooner or later and give it up, regardless.
No.
I'll fucking do it.
Go on.
>>10473501
I didn't ask cause I'm not a beggar like you. He wouldn't have complied with your whining either and you words would certainly not drive someone to drink and give up. You should have tried though, missed opportunity.
>>10473521
DO IT FAHGOT WE'RE ALL WAITING!
>>10473526
>Wrong link
What a DUMBASS.
maybe that claim can't be said for others though
Beggars can't be choosers.
>>10473534
>I don't know how to respond!
>AHA! I WILL ATTACK HIS LINKS!
>I AM A FUCKING GENIOUS
>>10473501
Oh god no
>>10473526
Tried what?
>>10473540
What was there to say to that? I did not even claim that anything I would have said would have caused you to drink and rant, only that it was something you did often.
>>10473549
nothing because i miss linked you derpp
Because he is a fucking DUMBASS.
>>10473560
and you're a salty bitch darwin
kek yourself shameless beggar
>>10473575
I will certainly not. What kind of thing is that to ask of a gentleman, anyway? Come to group therapy with me. I miss the old, loving you.
>>10473588
>gentleman
You're a faggot not a gentleman, thus you broke one of the rules.
>>10473554
something typical like "oh yes he would because we're such good friends and i was here before you"
>>10473588
>i miss the old loving you
The kind of therapy required in order for that to happen is a lobotomy because I have learned too much about you and certain others for that to happen
I have a tall glass of milk, and it is delicious.
>>10473653
Is it your milk?
>>10473653
SHUT THE FU-
Hello Ruby.
>>10473648
Tell us everything you have learned.
>>10473660
I am a man. I do not produce milk. This is whole cow milk.
>>10473661
Hey Skitty. Has it been a lovely day in Texas today? How are you?
>>10473673
Is it your man milk?
>>10473667
Well for one your true colors are really shitty in tone, possible poop green or something and you hide them so that they show up when you least expect and spook people with them.
Or at least that's how it was with me. #NeverForget
>>10473673
yeah.. pmuch nothing happened today so meh
u?
why milk at this hour? now i suddenly want milk too
>>10473708
>>10473702
>>10473737
That is some quality butthurt.
>>10473746
Script Kitty.
ITT: husbando wars
>>10473890
>>10473855
?
>soundcloud is going bankrupt and is threatening to close down in 3 months
I'm gonna have to started downloading all the music I have favorited there wtf
>>10473965
You were too late.
>>10473974
weird way to spell justin the nick of time
>>10473974
>>10473995
Don't think you can get off the hook that easily.
>Interrogator bragging about being privileged enough to know Darwin is going to bed
High School Girl Ttier Poster Posts To 4chan -- Again!
>>10473708
Well that sucks. I watched War for the Planet of the Apes. It was kind of meh. Okay, but not great.
As for the milk... I tend to crave it in the middle of the night.
>>10474039
I don't even know what I did.
>>10474052
>privileged
>looking at steam and seeing he's offline
>>10474071
Even worse, do you enjoy digging deeper holes?
>>10474087
I guess so. Does that make me a pervert?
>>10474091
>>10474065
Didn't suck imo. Day was exactly how I like them actually.
>>10474079
>implying he didn't have to tell you he was going to bed because you wouldn't stop asking them for shitpositing advice like usual
>>10474102
It does, doesn't it? I'm a horrible pervert who likes really deep holes! How can I ever forgive myself for following such a disgraceful path?
Someone I haven't talked to in 3 years contacted me on friggin' Skype.
>>10474112
What do you mean by shit posting advice?
>>10474127
Well? Chat em up!
>>10474127
How did it play out? Is it good or bad?
I've had similar happen to me but with my phone since I have had this number for AGES.
>>10474120
>mfw irredeemable pervert obsessed with holes and sleep
>>10474137
I fucked the kitchen sink bun! I FUCKED THE KITCHEN SINK!
>>10474134
Oh, I have been! :P
>>10474135
Pretty darn good so far! It's been really, really strange catching up on things that happened years ago.
>>10474150
>>10474160
>trying to play off my disappointment in him
>>10474168
Fuck, usually people just roll with that.
>hasn't even apologized yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-H1JTWXhKU
>>10474168
Ah well, you went to sleep before I could return anyway. I always end up lurking through threads to see if you or Rose are still awake. It may be I do not consider whatever it is to be a transgression and have therefore dismissed it, so do speak your wrath.
>>10474190
Wouldn't be sincere unless I knew what it was.
>>10474203
No I was still he, I even talked about the fact that you were playing darkest dungeon and didn't even stop by. You can't lie your way out of this.
>>10474228
here*
>>10474228
Oh! Oooh!!! Right right. I did get wrapped up in that yesterday! Raptor sent me a few messages before I lost my best party to the swine king.
I am sorry I didn't pop in in which case, terrible of me to ignore everything and all. My darkest dungeon hamlet isn't faring very well after the loss of my best party.
>>10474228
I also did not consider this a transgression...
>>10474261
It's ok I was just seeing how long I could drag this out for.
>>10474271
You son of a bitch
>>10474281
>>10474285
YOUR SELFISH AMBITIONS WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL!
>>10474314
>>10474320
https://youtu.be/fqnPAuOvB4A?t=4s
wow tffw this stock royalty free music sounds fucking amazing
>>10474328
>>10474369
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZOhMveylz2eyjIdG6SehJg
found a new awesome youtube guy like demolition ranch, fps russia
one of my favorite youtubers desu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awcSqRRq-g0
Welp just finished another book. I'd say it's time for bed.
>>10474518
What did it teach you?
>>10474524
How to make friends and influence people
>>10474477
>>10474625
I don't think I'm great at making friends nor influencing others desu
I suddenly want to get into knife throwing
>>10474411
does that mean you don't know about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7ixVmBxYJU to some degree?
>>10474519
>>10474656
>>10474710
That's quite a random question.
I just implied I did but you're asking that because I made the implication that I know about them, that it must mean I don't know about them?
What?
It's a guy that shoots stuff and does fun things, also I do know a friend of his was murdered and he's not even russian, but american and uses a fake retarded accent for video fluff.
or.. not a retarded accent, but their videos would be perfectly fine without it
>>10474791
>>10474667
You're actually fine at it. Most of the lessons from that book come naturally to most people besides the most reclusive and abhorrant among us. Using these things to your advantage to get what you want without being a suck up is where most people fall flat.
I should probably read that book too desu
>>10474979
huh.. now that you mention it it does seem like something they'd probably be into based on their behavior
that and their room is probably littered with "brain booster" puzzles or mind exercise games
Ima gonna say a bunch more retarded shit.
>>10474992
Ah ha! He's a brainiac! I knew it! He's not even secretive about it like I am! I've got stashes upon stashes of old books hidden away in boxes under the refuse of my closet! You'd never know simple aku was obsessed with reading really old things!
>>10475047
hmm... lol
Quit giving eachother blowjobs
>>10475093
You are welcome to start anytime.
>>10475120
I'm not gay
>>10475125
Have any of you heard of the Aztec Death Whistle?
It's a flute made from murdered people.
What's more interesting though is the sound it makes.
If you ever plan on killing someone, try to carry one of those around you and use it while you perform the murder, likely it's going to put them on edge and cause them to pump extra adrenaline through their body in case you plan on eating them later then this would achieve best results/
>>10475139
>>10475154
A flute made of human bone?
night
>>10475156
Don't suck dick
brojobs aren't gay
>>10475154
Neat.
>>10475167
yeah, it also sounds like some crazy high pitched shrieking
>>10475168
Good night
>>10475203
>not handing out brojobs