RWBY/RT Trash General #490: Dorky Dad Edition
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RWBY Chibi episode 10 link:
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Soon my dog of war.
>>10464062
Better unlock all his challenges then.
>>10463993
>>10463692
Now I can have an entire team help me get to rank 10. How do you feel dying multiple times?
Just to add Qrow is obviously the best ' husbano ' in the series no argument needed to prove it.
Anywhere I can watch the RTX RWBY Panel?
I'm hungry and am going to make some food
>>>/qst/1671113
Help design a weapon for Weiss' twin brother
and I gotchu covered PikeAnon
What would you say if your waifu bought you a bidet?
>>10464204
Make her sit on it so it shoots water up her ass
>>10464254
We know the truth.
He's actually a Grimoire.
>>10464204
"im gonna lick your feet"
than i would lick her feet
>>10464254
It fucking saddens me that dumbasses in this world will actually for fall for clickbait of this level
>>10464196
You fags better fuck Weiss in that quest.
>>10464283
But will you ever learn grammar?
>>10464204
I actually just bought one from Amazon. What am I in for?
>>10464136
Try YouTube. I found the AH panel on there recently.
>>10464302
Better fuck all the Schnees. Put Whitley in a dress and make him y'all's bitch.
>>10464315
nah
>>10464330
A good time bigboi.
>>10464302
The Quest Master isn't allowing incest, sadly
I shouldn't have picked to be Weiss' twin brother
i like penny
>>10464348
>The Quest Master isn't allowing incest
wtf
>>10464204
I wouldn't. I would just make her cum 10 times in a row.
>>10464372
Well Anon, not everyone is a degenerate like us
He didn't say he wouldn't allow Bestiality though
>>10464196
So what kind of fuckery to make this Yaoi?
>>10464348
>The Quest Master isn't allowing incest, sadly
He must be some kind of faggot
>>10464390
So the goal of the quest is to fuck Salem and turn everybody else into Grimm fucktoys?
>>10464427
Am QM, can confirm anti-incest faggotry
>>10464440
It's a shame. Hopefully the next quest will be better. Good luck though.
>>10464372
>>10464348
>Be Weiss' twin
>Can't fuck her
the shit brah
...Should we invite our wayward brothers in RWBYgt to the quest?
>>10464440
Can we cuck Pyrrha by fucking Jaune?
>>10464428
Sure, Salem could count as an animal
But that's if we can even hit on Salem, maybe she'll appear like a Saturday morning cart
>>10464440
The fuck is the point then?
>>10464481
Our thread's dead. No point in asking.
>>10464491
cartoon and we can hit on her with one-liners
>>10464377
So you're gonna get other men to fuck her then?
>>10464440
So the MC is guaranteed to get cucked? what the actual fuck
>>10464598
I meant to direct this at a specific post, but it also works as a general announcement.
>>10464482
Why not just bang Pyrrha? All you have to do is meet her before Jaune and not be a total scumbag.
>>10464612
Not the QM but the MC in the quest has no intention of woo'ing his twin sister so it wouldn't be cucking
The MC will probably be over-protective of her from other guys though, if the players choose to
I've always wondered what Einlee thinks of Rwby. Is it just a paycheck for her, or does she actually enjoy the series.
>>10464643
I want to fuck the Amazon/perfect celebrity
>>10464643
Because the intention is to fuck Jaune.
>>10464643
Why don't we fuck them both? Seduce Jaune, then take advantage of a depressed Pyrrha. Then let Jaune catch us cheating on him with Pyrrha, breaking Jaune's heart and making him hate Pyrrha at the same time!
I feel like RWBY is trying to be something it hasn't earned its way to yet.
>>10464693
>inb4 QM writes out the MC meeting Pyrrha and Jaune
>>10464643
Pyrrha is shit though. Also, ezmode.
>>10464669
Most people don't care about the media they create only the money and attention it generates for them. Just look at all the degenerate shit spewing out of the entertainment industry
>>10464643
Pyrrha didn't just fall for Jaune because he wasn't an ass.
What color is air dust
>>10464994
Clear.
>>10464994
We don't know anything about dust
>>10464744
Yes, she did. The Dance Arc explained this. Watch the show.
>>10464744
Yeah it was also his personality.
>>10464994
Whatever they feel like animating it as at the time
They must start actual animation production of the show super late, because the writing has to be nearly done with the amount of people recording lines.
>>10464643
>Anon does this
>Pyrrha goes after Jaune's dick anyways.
>>10465107
Everyone in her friend group treats her like that.
You don't think the rest of Jaune also played a part?
>>10465127
They have the actors reading lines before the entire season is done being written. And they start animating as they finish lines.
>>10464350
Penny is very nice
>>10465246
I wanna lick that battery
>>10464350
>>10465246
Penny 2.0 when?
>>10465167
>It turns out that Pyrrha is Jaunesexual
>>10465268
It doesn't even have to be that.
Jaune just might be her type. He's the earnest boy archetype.
>>10465262
I wanna lick those electrodes
Could 2b lewd the rube?
>>10465311
He's a likeable guy. I mean the only people who don't like him are the bully who hates everyone, the teacher who hates him because he sucks, and Weiss who never actually bothers to talk to him.
>>10465435
If command ordered it, then she could do it.
>>10465435
Her entire story arc is about her being utterly in love with a guy.
>>10465435
Possibly
>>10465384
I'd plug and play that.
>>10465311
Yeah. People really a lot of stock into Jaune treating her like that and discount all those nights they spent together. And that when she was introduced she was blatantly staring at him.
what if emerald leaned over and kissed cinder on the cheek and no one but you saw it
>>10465602
I would smile and be happy for the bug. That's what.
>>10465602
Then one of them would kill me so absolutely no one would have seen it.
>>10465602
I'd give the bug a thumbs up and leave them to their business.
Hey, guys? Anything special you wanna do or talk about?
>>10465633
Why is Martial Arcs better than Arkos?
>>10465647
Because, it just is.
>>10465633
I wanna eat some steak and Pierogi's but that has to wait until tomorrow
I also wanna fuck your mom, again
>>10465633
i want to FUCK nora's ASS
or the other way around honestly
FLASHBACK IMMINENT
COMMENCE HYPE
>>10465687
You're not the only one, anon.
Wink wink
>>10465633
Finally got to a place where I feel like I can start work again, but my folks are moving so I'm gonna be helping out with that (and going with them) so I'm having to put it off until after the move. Really frustrating. Feel like I can actually contribute for a change and having to put it off and mooch for a few more months.
I ship JaunexYang because of chibi.
>>10465685
Scratch that I want to eat Steak, Pierogi's and Garlic Bread
>>10465753
I ship them because of the perfect aryan children they would create.
>>10465647
It isnt better than anything! Arkos is best!
...How did she write the sign?
>>10465768
>A shitskin mongrel like Yang
>Aryan
>>10465745
That sucks, anon.
Stop lying to the outsiders.
>>>/v/384074285
Which RWBY would be the most likely to enjoy the pornography produced by the pornography website BLACKED.com?
>>10465783
The sign is an illusion.
>>10465267
Not soon enough
[spoiler]I just hate that they hyped her up or chibi and she is absent[/spoiler]
>>10465633
Is there any art or fics of Ruby x Penny x CR?
I remember a greentext where Ruby cheated on Penny with CR and then Penny and CR formed a relationship leaving Ruby alone.
Also does anyone want to play any Battlefront 2 (2005)?
>>10465910
That... That makes a lot of sense. Thank you.
>>10465913
>I remember a greentext where Ruby cheated on Penny with CR and then Penny and CR formed a relationship leaving Ruby alone
Do you have it?
Who is best girl and why is it not Blake?
>>10465241
No. Otherwise she would have brought that up.
>>10466052
Because, many people see Blake as a person who is always depressed, doesn't like petting or cuddles, is always serious, and is stressed about certain issues.
>>10466052
what if blake was standing in the door when you said that and heard you and tears were in her eyes
>>10464994
I believe it was white dust during Weiss vs Flynt.
>>10466103
Yeah right, she wouldn't care either way.
>>10465910
The Neo is an illusion, Emerald is fucking with you.
You now realize Neo is naked all the time and is just creating illusions of her clothes.
>>10466337
I wish Emerald was fucking with me.
>>10466390
Welcome to volume 3
>>10465687
>You will never feel her body pin you against the ground as she pokes at your ass
>>10466390
>Even her vag is an illusion and really she's a twink.
>>10465647
>>10465656
>>10465771
They're all the same shit
>>10466103
Ha, good joke
Faunus don't have REAL feelings, they just instinctively mimic humans
>>10466402
Anyone here written any pegging stories?
Grimm monster vs Pyrrha on the evo4 stream for Blazblue.
twitch tv/evo4
>>10466885
That wasn't funny.
What if your waifu was eugenically interested in you
>no RWBY fic alerts today
>Chibi episode was shit again
>>10466999
Yeah right, like anyone would be interested in my interests, rock music, anime, etc.
>>10467012
dumb frogpoaster
>>10467012
>Chibi Qrow
>Shit
Choose one
>>10466999
What do you mean by eugenically
>>10467047
I think he means pure interest in making babies?
>>10466999
Go Stalkin' and snupe Monolith freaks
>>10466866
>>10465753
Lancaster is superior in all ways.
which wooby do you want to put things in your butt
>>10467335
Her match loads
>>10465753
>>10467164
Jaune x Ruby and Jaune x Yang but neither sister knowing he's screwing the other one is best.
>>10467275
Is that womanlet pressing her lips to his collar bone there?
>>10467402
That's retarded and even for ships ooc.
>>10466999
I'd breed Neon and have many cat faunus children with her I suppose.
>>10467431
Have fun with the 1/20 chance of any of the kids being yours
Which of you is Chaos Mcsirman in /qst/
We're breaking RWBY-known canon
what if ruby used vlc on her ruby computer
>>10467534
lick her feet under her computer desk
>>10467534
What if you went on Ruby's Ruby computer and you found a file labeled "shitposting" and it was filled with BLACKED.com com images, gifs and webms?
>>10467402
>They find out when announcing the baby showers.
what if yang got FAT
>>10467726
She would lose at least half her popularity
>>10466999
Too bad my fetish is the exact opposite
>>10467465
I'm pretty sure Neon is a competent enough fighter to avoid being raped so I have know idea where pseudo statistics are coming from.
>>10467534
Delete all of Ruby's files and leave a note in the folder telling her that she's ruining /pol/ with her unwanted spam.
>>10467818
Meant for >>10467576
what if weiss walked up to you in public and loudly said HEY FAGGOT
>>10467915
Call the SDC and tell them I know where their runaway is
>>10467915
I would say HEY NIGGER
>>10467915
>>10467489
Chaos is a /qst/ poster, not a RWBY poster. I doubt he comes here.
>>10467992
What Chaos god would Weiss serve?
>>10468024
Slaanesh
>>10468043
What chaos god's would R, B and Y serve?
what if your least favorite rwby was the only one who liked warhammer everyone else thought it was lame
>>10468068
We talkin fantasy or 40 here?
>>10468095
what
>>10468065
Yang is Khornate
Blake is Nurglite
Ruby is a loyal servant of the God-Emperor
>>10468068
It's okay, I don't like Warhammer either
>>10468065
Yang: Khorne (Anger)
Blake: Tzeentch (Books)
Ruby:...Malal?
>>10468114
Ya know Warhammer Fantasy and Warhammer 40k you didn't specify which one
>>10468065
Ruby - Nurgle, she places incredible value on family and hates change. Also, Reaper.
Weiss - Tzeentch, ambitious and want to master the (2nd) most clasically magical power we've seen.
Blake - Slaanesh, she HATES being hated and wants people to accept her, to the point she leaves any situation in which she feels hated. Pretty easy to get her to strive for her "perfect" self that will NEVER be hated
Yang - Khorne, fucking obvious
>>10468121
>Loyal servant of the God-Emperor
In what way?
Like the kind of Servant that murders in his name or the kind of servant that cleans his skeleton?
>>10468164
i didn't know there was a fantasy one
the one you like
>>10468190
She isn't swol enough to clean Him.
>>10468204
40k
fuck fantasy especially after AoS
>>10468190
Probably the former, the latter is a way more special and unique honour that Ruby would be undeserving of. She's better off being a sister of battle
>>10468227
But Ruby isn't a mindfucked pyromaniac little girl turned mindfucked pyrophilliac woman
>>10468339
>>10467915
FUCK YOU AND YOUR PERFECT LIPS, WEISS!
what if ruby was real and you kept seeing her around town staring at you
>>10468484
Wonder what the hell jailbait is interested in me for
>>10468484
How would I do that if I don't leave my house?
Maidens
>>10468484
I would shit in her mailbox
But I would cover my tracks as not to get caught and I wouldn't actually shit in her mailbox just place my shit in her mailbox
>>10468514
outside of your house looking up at you
>>10468484
Hey, Ruby. How ya' doin'?
>>10468484
This >>10468503
>>10468515
>>10468516
What if she was eating it?
>>10468706
I would ask her if she wanted to join me in a spree of politically motivated bombings, shootings and massacres
>Penny will never be a real girl
>>10468746
Sexbots nigga Sexbots
>>10468746
>Penny not even using the Scroll
>Yang getting ass blasted
>>10468746
>>10468856
Can someone decode these moon runes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJeaYV7rSrs
Commentators just teased something being announced tomorrow during Blazblue finals.
Set your alarms to 10AM, fellow anons!
>>10469213
I gotta get up for work then anyway
Weiss is Neiss
>>10469270
I wanna cuddle a Weiss cosplayer and seduce her...
>>10469310
skinny sexy Weiss cosplayers are a rare gem
>>10469344
Meanwhile at Rooster Teeth head office...
>>10469368
Casey doesn't work at RT
Holy shit Jeff drives a Lotus
>>10469344
How so?
>>10469395
'tism
>>10469453
Most cosplayers are landwhales
>>10469453
usually they tend to be a little on the heavy side
>>10469472
And that's a bad thing, right?
>>10469473
Don't you mean the thicc side?
>>10469421
>cruising in 6th gear on the highway
>have to listen to the engine going REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE the entire time
Never again
>>10469499
>rolling around at the speed of sound
>>10469510
well there's THICC cosplay then you have the landwhales
>>10469570
Jesus Christ, that's thicc, but about the so-called land whales, is there too many of them?
>>10469570
That's not really thicc
>>10469598
they're common
>>10469532
Why would the engine be making angry frog noises?
>>10469598
Most Tumblrinas really. The hot ones you see with really nice costumes are professionals
>>10469638
That's not good, and don't get me started on the horse faced ones.
Wonder if there's thicc cosplayers?
>>10469695
>Tumblrinas
The word you are looking for is "tumblrcunt" or alternatively "tumblrite"
>>10469717
You know what would be really cool? A religion that calls for all it's holy sites and places of worship to be kickass miniature fortresses also a religion that can use other places of worship as their own would also be pretty cool
>>10469726
Same shit
>>10469756
You wouldn't call a redditard a redditor you would call him a redditard
So no not the same shit
>>10469802
it's literally all the same shit
>>10469726
So, tumblr people are the land whales and horse faced people?
>>10469736
I wanna cuddle that!
>>10469829
not all just most, good site for fanart and smut
>>10469473
>>10469857
What about the people at the conventions?
>>10469829
Yes
The species of hellspawn known as "tumblrcunts" are usually extremely ugly other traits they possess usually include a desperate need for attention, mental illness, extreme obsession over media and entertainment, aggression and parental issues
>>10469887
some good, some bad, and some meh
>>10469898
Why did Tumblr need to exist again?
>>10469930
because some decent artists and porn exist there
>>10469917
Some cutie patooties!
>>10469930
Well edgy, retarded and degenerate females of ages 12-30 needed a place to congregate that wasn't "XXX666gaycommunistvampiresuicideporn999XXX.com" and the free market provided such a place
>>10469877
>>10469898
/pol/-kun, those people you describe are simply the loudest and most annoying side of tumblr. It didn't always used to be like this
>>10469958
Lots of good fanart and porn is posted there. That's what I mostly use it for, at least.
>>10469958
Why not make it a website for porn, then?
>>10469998
Because not all artists do porn and that's not a bad thing.
>>10470016
So many things wrong with Tumblr...
>>10469996
>>10470035
I blame The Lorax movie, Supernatural and Sherlock.
>>10469997
Yes it is ALL tumblrcunts see "Desperate need for attention" websites that make usernames mandatory are chock full of these degenerates
>>10469259
Get the fuck in bed already anon! You've got a busy day tomorrow morning.
>>10470058
You're forgetting Dr. Who
>>10470096
Oh yeah, how could I forget
>>10470072
>Desperate need for attention
And yet here you are
>>10470058
Don't forget Undertale, FNAF, and other things that became cringy.
>>10470072
and this website doesn't have it's share of degenerates?
>>10470117
At least I'm not some e-whore with a username that posts a new selfie every hour
>>10470119
Undertale and FNAF came later
The Lorax, Supernatural, BBC Sherlock, and Dr who were the ones to get that ball rolling.
Look at this Ruby
>>10470141
That's a cute Ruby
>>10470141
that you just found?
>>10470133
>the Once-ler was a mistake
>>10470117
kek
>>10470058
>>10470133
>Supernatural
Oh god I forgot they were obsessed with that show and are constantly writing all that gay interspecies porn about it and that is what threw me off about watching it initially
>>10470141
>>10470151
For you
>>10469680
The maker of the car wanted everyone to know his discontent with the world
>>10470196
Too many fanfictions.
>>10470058
and now Voltron
>>10470196
That damn show is still going too, so some degree of *that* fandom still exists.
>>10470236
Don't be so glum, chum.
>>10470058
Are we all forgetting every movie ever and photography?
>>10470279
oh and "art" as well as all the cancerous politics
>>10470196
I know anon, don't forget about all the male-preg fan art they'd drawl too. Truly disgusting times those were.
>>10470130
Well sure those kinds of users are annoying people that only want validation (especially instagram girls), but not everyone's like that.
It would be like me calling every /pol/ poster a Nazi.
>>10470196
They were the fandom to really make 'Omega-verse' a thing
>>10470301
But what if I want Roman to impregnate me?
>>10470301
>male preg
I have a feeling I know exactly what they would draw and why
>>10470319
wut
>>10470090
Yeah okay
>>10470301
You have squishy cheeks, Neon.
>>10470339
Sleep tight, don't let the bed grimm bite.
>>10470337
>wut
Oh boy, I dont even know how to sum it all up quite right
Basically it's just
>go into heat
>get knotted
>get pregnant
but with humans
>>10470375
>insectoid grimm
>insectoid swarm grimm
Better break out the fucking flamethrowers and better load em up with the Napalm mix
>>10470384
Oh god I'm seeing a shitload of Necro Futa werewolf porn right now and I don't like it not one bit
>>10470411
>Spider Grimm
>>10470431
Most of it was gay with mpreg, but yeah there was some futa too
thinking back on all this I'm morbidly curious of what 'omega-verse' fanfiction exists for rwby
>>10470453
Did anything get announced at EVO?
>>10470570
This is why god gave us Flamethrower tanks
>>10470653
no, he gave us that to kill japs
>>10470679
As well ad Jerry and Charlie
>>10469680
Geared for acceleration, not highway cruising so the engine ends up revving really high at 70 mph
post qt rubes.
What if you walked in on your waifu getting mating pressed
>>10470882
this really explains why yang's motorcycle is basically a magical scooter, with 0 shits given about actual automotive mechanics
>>10470945
Looks like rube, but has cat ears
Ladybug love child?
>>10470982
IDK
>>10470650
Not yet, but during the final bits of the Blazblue block today, the commentators said to tune into Blazblue finals tomorrow. >>10469213
For those of you with playerunknown's battlegrounds Bernie is playing at RT right now.
Server: RoosterTeeth Pass: latenight
>>10470570
Why does it have panties on its fangs?
Why are there so many gay niggers in prison? and I don't mean horny nigs fucking eachother after they got to jail but they were gay before they got to jail
>>10471260
Which prison are you in?
Why don't the police just arrest Salem?
>>10471343
Because every time they try, they get rape murdered by grimm
>>10471343
They have troubles driving there.
>>10471343
Salem is the police commissioner, they can't touch her
I hate /b/ and /bant/ oh and fuck [s4s]
>>10471576
also fuck /f/
I miss the good old days~
>>10471616
>>10471616
>>10471630
I remember when great cow made all that lactation porn
>>10471616
Those good ol' days would still be around if people werent such wusses and actually tried to start a greentext without the fear of bullying
>>10471663
I dont think i have any of that.
oh holy fuck i forgot about this image.
filename related.
>>10471752
>Pyrrha_Transformation_Concept
>>10471801
iirc, some writefag made a story where Pyrrha was transformed into a Grimm and Jaune was forced to kill her. This was well before Pyrrha's death in the show, and anons would occasionally post this picture to piss other people off.
What if Ruby was stockpiling a large amount of conventional and "unconventional" weapons to and I quote "take the fight to those skinwalker bastards!"
>>10471923
I'd support her.
>>10471923
i'd tell her not to fucking swear.
Goodnight RWBYg
>>10472255
Wew before I go to sleep I would like to draw attention to my double dubs
>>10472255
Goodnight
>>10472271
You don't have to brag about it...
>>10472500
>>10472517
Sleepy Anon here I'm back because I discovered something fucking cool
Basically if you run you finger across your pillowcase nest to your ear while lying down it kinda sounds like jet engines during combat footage involving air strikes like "FWROOOOOOOM"
>>10472624
now I gotta try that
>>10472946
New thread
>>10464721
an outlet for amazing fight scenes that got subsequently nerfed by the death of the guy who did those fight scenes better than anyone