ITT: Pokemon Are Real. Universe 2. What's PAR's favorite

dogos

>>10461797
>No electric boogaloo
One job

i miss when this thread was fun

>>10461881
beginning of old par then?

>>10461881
i miss the silly but not ridiculous stuff

PAR what are some of the strongest psychic pokemon? I'm trying to figure something out...

>>10461915
Mewtwo or Deoxys.

>>10461953
Right, next.
Do any of those appear in Almia...? I'm trying to piece together WHAT pokemon that anon is.
They haven't seen themselves... Disliked the cold.
...Latios?

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>>10461609
First define "legal crime"

>>10461797
Unova and neighboring regions not named Orre.

>>10461989
I don't think he was able to fly.

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>>10461797
Can't you come up with original questions for once?
This is like the seventh time you used that one.

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>>10461989
I've never heard of a Latios appearing in Almia. Perhaps... Alakazam?

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>>10461665
>One off
>I'll give it to you because I hate when dice fuck over a character too
>You're totally cursed though
>You can see several large towers in the distance, careful counting reveals there to be eighteen, and all of them have statues of Arceus on top of them, their wheels all different colors
>In the center, the largest tower stands just a bit over the rest, the Arceus atop it sporting a wheel made of what looks to be gold
>There's also a person standing on top of that statue, looking down at you

>>10462047
>>10462080
Can't Alakazam hover? Maybe we ask him to meet someone in thread next time he posts.

>>10462123
>roll to make quincy step on a garden hoe

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>>10462166
Are there any people here located in Kalos?

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>Alain is asleep and Tobias is awake.
"Shoe is on the other foot now, hm?"
>Tobias doodles a Darkrai on Alain's neck.

>>10462217
Not me, I'm a Unovafag sadly.

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>>10462298
>You're greeted with the groggy, zombie like grumbling of someone who's just starting to wake up. One eye opens ever so slowly, blinking several times to focus.
"Wha're...?"
>His speech is fairly slow and slurred

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>>10461797
Used to be johto.

>>10462123
>throw weeb at kalos

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>>10462403
"Gooooood morning. Ready to try Surge?"
>Darkrai is finished, Tobias moves on to Latios.

Where is SInjoh?

>>10462609
hell

>>10462609
yes

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>>10462577
>You won't be trying surge the legal way today
>His gym is closed until Monday and the badges are kept in a hidden safe behind the forcefield
>hope you like digging through trash

>Meanwhile the Lightning Americ- I mean Uno- I mean Kantonian is scouring the region and inspecting daycares and having several shut down

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>>10462609
(Between Sinnoh and Johto. The Tohoku region is its geographical equivalent.)
>>10462577
>Our groggy champ makes a drawn out groan, rolling over onto Tobias' lap, words slightly muffled by pants.
"Sure. Let's go."

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>>10462216
>Quincy doesn't have a garden hoe to step on

>>10462560
>And I'm officially ignoring any random anonymous teleports

>Quincy looks down at the traveler with the bandage over her face, waiting for her to make a move

>>10462123
>>10462679
(Sorry I gotta do an irl thing, fuck me ecks dee. Feel free to say they ran off or whatever)

>>10462741
(It's fine, I can put Quincy on hold for a while)

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>>10462660
>Tobias has to bite his tongue hard on a lewd joke.
"Surge is out for the weekend. I think Sabrina is next?"

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>>10462523
Did you run away alone or with your trainer?

>>10462217
Not that I knew of.

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>>10462847
"Sabrina?"
>Alain turns his head enough to squint at Tobias
"The psychic chick, right?"

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>>10462217
Not that I know of.
If there are they should speak up.

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>>10462382
Ah, well. Similar living situation here.
>>10463093
I suppose we can always ask him to post a picture next time he gets on.

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>>10463050
"That's the one. The only one in Kanto at least."
>Tobias chuckles.
"Are you good to go or do you need something to drink?"

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>>10461797
I don't really have one, which region has the longest land road though?

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>>10463230
Unova's bridges or....
Kalos and its fucking... Lumiose.
Big circle, can drive around and around forever without needing to stop.
>>10463224
>He huffs and pats Tobias' side, squinting and glancing around the room.
" 'm fine. Or wine."

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>>10463015
I havent yet. feels bad when the people you love look at you with disgust.... I couldn't kill anything and they think i'm a murderer/.

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>>10463296
Been through Unova lots of times, guess I'll try Kalos once I'm done with the shit I'm doing in Hoenn.
>She parks next to the last cave in Mt. Pyre
"This one looks tiny, so it should be a quick search. Either Jirachi is here, or he's not, either way, I'm fucking done with this mountain."
>She sets a rope so she can climb out, and slips into the darkness

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>>10463296
"We can get some wine on the way out."
>Tobias ruffles Alain's hair.
"Come on."

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>>10463400
Hm. Good luck.
>>10463461
"M'kay. Le's go."
>The groggy Alain pats Tobias arm and rolls out of the bed with the grace of a dead man. After righting himself from an embarrassing slip he grabs his scarf and shoes, pocketing the key and heading downstairs to return it.

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>>10463400
"Well we'll either be up a Jirachi or down a... Hole?"
>Rider chuckles, following after her.

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>>10463964
>Dubs cave
>This thing is HUUUUGE
>If we're gonna have Jirachi be anywhere, this would be it
>Unfortunately it also seems to be a bit of a maze
"Fuck, I think we're gonna need some more light..."

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How do you fuck a moth?

>>10464012
>As if on cue a little blue ball of light appears a bit further ahead of you. It flickers and wavers, a little tail of light trailing behind it wherever it goes.

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I'm having intense thoughts of suicide. and followed up by hate from betrayal.

>>10464060
you don't. they're crazy

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>>10464012
"You need to invest in some cool electronics for me. Workin' on it."
>>10464076
"Or ya know that could happen."

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>>10464060
Very, very carefully.

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>>10464076
"...Rider use Charge for me real quick, I wanna make sure if this shit is trying to kill us we can zap it."
>Despite her words, she follows the light

>>10464160
"For that we need to actually come up with some cool stuff that isn't our badass motorcycle."

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>>10463924
>Tobias sprints past him to grab some w-
>Oh god all they have is sake.
>Rolling to find some wine.

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>>10463337
>>10464124
Does someone believe you, at least your trainer?

>>10464060
With an asbestos suit.

>>10464160
>>10464174
>The light bounces, bobs, and weaves its way around the cavern, stopping occasionally at small stalagmites to wait for you to catch up.
>You eventually find yourself standing at the entrance to a natural corridor

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>>10464174
>>10464312
"It probably won't kill us, maybe, I dunno. Oooh, what's in here?"

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>>10464205
>You find wine
>.... rice wine
>Looks like they don't appreciate fine Kalosian drinks over here, tough luck, champ.
>The Lumiose conference champ squints at the sake, completely incapable of reading the bottles
"Tobias what's this stuff?"

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>>10464312
"...Huh, neat..."

>>10464342
"After the last two times do you really believe that? Let's go."
>She follows the corridor, looking around

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>>10464212
No. all the evidence is stacked against me. I hate this so much.

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>>10464360
"Rice Wine?"
>Tobias shrugs, grabbing a bottle.
"A little won't kill you, anything you need? Popcorn maybe?"

>>10464361
>>10464342
>A second ball of fire emerges from the wall, joining the first in its intricate little patterns. Unlike the first, this ball is a purple flame rather than a blue one.
>Together they flit down the corridor, stopping and bobbing in place when they come to a fork

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>>10464381
Whoever did this had it all planned out.
Tried to get an alibi with the help of a psych?

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>>10464361
"If you bite it I'll turn ya into a tree or somethin'."
>>10464419
"Well? I'm sayin' left."

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>>10464412
>Resisting the urge to say something gay in front of the cashier is a difficult task, but he just barely manages, waggling his eyebrows twice at Tobias instead.
"Wine is wine, I'll take it."

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>>10464419
"Hmm... I think we should stick with the blue one"

>>10464530
"It's staying ahead of us, I couldn't bite it if I tried, but you're free to try and test that theory!"
>She pats the plasmaghost, electricity jolting up her arm as she follows the blue light

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lawnmower is for sex

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>>10464523
The hot shot psych that came in hates me. man i hate this whole world. seems they all want me dead. would be easier to burn it all to the ground.

I loved my trainer too... Now he looks at me like im scum.

>>10464627
>Both wisps flicker and disappear, reappearing further down the left corridor... with a third wisp.
>This wisp is purple as well, and slightly larger than the other two.
>The three twirl and dance around each other, their trails leaving intricate patterns in the air.

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>>10464627
>>10464694
"Well they haven't killed us yet, eh?"

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>>10464694
>Kat smiles, watching the display as she keeps walking
"It's kinda pretty, isn't it?"

>>10464754
"Yeah, we'll see, I guess."

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>>10464573
>Ding.
>The wine is bought and Tobias heads out.
"We going to get smashed on the way to Saffron?"

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>>10464653
TRUTH

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>>10464674
Whoever framed you wanted you out of the picture, and did it perfectly.
There's no option but going far away and hoping it does not follow you, even better if you can fake a suicide.

>>10464773
>>10464754
>They round a corner, a fourth little flame floating up from the floor and joining the others.
>It seems every little flame is purple except for the first one you saw.
>The further you go down the corridor you go the narrow it gets - right now its two shoulder widths.

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>>10464773
"Eh, it's kinda weird."
>>10464879
"You thin enough for this, katto?"

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>>10464777
>777
>Something something I hope you like getting gut checked by sacks of metal discs
>Back to the ether with this catte

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>>10464879
>Kat presses onward, wondering what the lights are trying to lead them towards

>>10464968
"Are you serious, I know I've got hips but I'm anything but fat, man."

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>>10464777
>Alain follows after him, adopting a slightly faster pace than normal to keep up with Tobias' longer legs
"Think you can hold your alcohol better than m->>10464988
>His face quickly goes from abject horror to anger in the space of a heartbeat
"YOU!"
>Alas, his attempts to grab and strangle the nose breaking bastard are all for not.
>The cat is simply too good at its disappearing act

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>>10464988
>BAM.
>Dubsbeaned in the gut with coins.
>Tobias crumples over.
>The most important roll of all though, on odds Tobias drops the booze.
>>10465070
"What did I do to deserve thisssssss?"

>>10465002
>>10464968
>It's getting shorter as well - you might actually have to crawl soon.
>Several of your steps kick up a fine, white-ish dust. The wisps seem to burn a bit brighter when they come into contact with the dust.
>After another five minutes you finally come to an area where crawling is mandatory

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>>10465166
>Alright, let's do it
>Kat goes in first

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>>10465122
>Dubs
>Tobias has his priorities straight.
>He gets a comforting pat on the head as well, Alain looping an arm around his shoulder in an attempt to help him back to his feet
"Karma for crushing Ash's dream. I got the same treatment."

Kalos and Sinjoh are for gays only sorry hets

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>>10465166
>>10465206
>Zip zap time to follow.

>>10465282
(But anon, Quincy is straight!)

Anybody (Trainer or not) in any region out there who can give me advice on this? So I bought/adopted a Miltank. Has a history of abuse from trainers and seeing as I'm more home bound and easy going I'd be a perfect match. So things are going as expected, trust issues, dosnt eat unless im actively there but eats food real slow keeping her eyes down. Sits and stands in a corner. Immediately tenses up when I come from any room. Constant Silence and Eye contace avoidance seems to be her main skills it looks like.

What do I do with this? Do I just plonk her down on a chair and give a "Its better now" talk? Do I leave the TV on with sweets nearby? HOW DO I REACH OUT TO THIS MILTANK? HOW! Do I bring her back?

>>10465282
>the worst region and sinjoh
>mattering
you can have it if it makes you fee better

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>>10464833
Yeah i know. I have this urge to burn all of this down but i wont. This will follow me for sure.

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>>10465270
>Tobias opens the bottle, taking a long swig.
>He hands it off to Alain as he stands up.
"If I see Ash again I'm putting him in a coma."

Good morning, I just woke up. Kalos is strange and quiet.
>>10465282
I'm in Kalos.
What's a gay...?

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>>10465306
Explain to the Miltank how your house works and that she doesn't need to be afraid in your home. Ask how you can help her and what would make her feel more comfortable in your home. Don't pressure her into spending time with you, but let her know that you're there for her.
Building trust is a slow process, but it's worth it.

>>10465166
>Dubs
>Two more little balls of fire join them, and these two are massive. They're each easily the size of your head.
>>10465206
>>10465296
>You can't see anything in front of you but the bright light of these little balls of light. It's painful, actually, like looking directly into a fire.
>With the number of wisps in this small area you can actually hear sounds from them - it sounds like strange, childish whispering, with the occasional giggle or chuckle accompanying a particular twirl or movement.
>Every now and then you feel something wet and sticky on the ground. Sometimes you'll crawl across powder, which quickly sticks to the wet substance on your hands and knees.
>After a good twenty minutes of crawling you see the wisps start to spread out a bit - clearly the corridor is widening

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>>10465537
>What the fuck is this stuff?
>She looks down as she squirms through the tunnel, trying to figure things out

>>10465350
Are you the Almian?

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>>10465324
Hell, your trainer and others you care about may be in danger if you stay.

>>10465350
If you are the psychic from Almia, I'd like to know more about you.

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>>10465335
"If you put him in a coma he'll get a massive pity party."
>Alain takes a quick swig of the sake before handing it back to Tobias, wiping the remainder off his lips.
"Everyone will start to love Ash more than normal because they feel bad for him. Is that what you want, Tobias? Ash memorials?"

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>>10465537
>>10465577
"Yknow, I'm startin' to think that's blood or something."

>>10465580
Yes?
>>10465624
Like what? I haven't seen any of the picture things in this hotel, sorry.

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>>10465630
>The salt is almost audible.
"No. Come on, let's actually beat a league unlike him."
>Tobias straightens up and starts walking toward Saffron.

>>10465577
>>10465659
>Dubsdubs fail.
>Two more large wisps appear.
>The whispering is actually pretty loud now, but it's still just as indecipherable as before.
>Looking down you see.... Nothing. It's like there's not actually a liquid there at all, yet you still feel the eerily cold, sticky feeling on your hands and knees.
>For some reason it's getting harder and harder to breath... Strange, considering you haven't gone higher or lower at all in this corridor.
>Speaking of the corridor... It soon gets taller again, spreading out until you come across an almost featureless wall.
>The wisps seem incredibly excited by this wall, the "whispering" growing louder as they prance and twirl in front of it.

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>>10465707
"Ooookay, I think it's safe to say we've been fucked with, Rider, what do you think?"

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>>10465707
>>10465786
"Don't announce it, you dolt. Come on, back through the hole before they catch on."

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>>10465704
>Well, if he's not going to drink it Alain will
>He makes a noise of confirmation as he takes a long swill from the sake, patting Tobias on the back and quickly following.

>>10465786
>>10465816
>Just as you turn to leave you hear a loud "fwoosh" followed by the sound of air churning... not unlike that of a whip twirling in the air.
>If you turn back you'll see the wisps actually dancing on the wall's surface, leaving charred marks in their wake.
>It seems like they're forming a pattern of some sort, starting with an outer circle and forming a spider like web with a single word in the middle.... "悪魔"
>The wisps quiet, the sound of stone grinding against stone filling the air as the wall seems to move

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>>10465922
"Woah... hang on a sec, can you read that?"

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>>10465683
>throw pew at

>>10465922
>Wait, I messed up
>Didn't realize it shared a spelling with "demon"
>Retcon, the word in the middle is "消費する"

>>10466037
>Consume
(This is what you actually mean right?)

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>>10465922
>>10466037
>>10465980
"Uh, consume. I suggest going, now. Mooooove, Kat."

>>10466018
>Pew get?
Um, does Kalos have blue, um... Snowmen thingies?

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>>10466167
... what?
>4/30 for drunkness, keep drinking

>>10466078
(Yeah, messed up the first time. Was supposed to be "devour")
>>10466084
>The wisps got dubs.
>Again.
>Two large wisps show up behind you, blocking the path back. They don't do much beside stand there menacingly, tails flicking like little whips.
>There's ten wisps here now, all circled around the original blue wisp.
>The door is halfway open, and already you can hear a loud chiming echoing out of the chamber behind it.
>It feels like it's sucking your breath away.

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>>10465832
>>10466229
"I hear they have some great malls in Saffron."
>Tobias chuckles.
"We can get you a bigger scarf."

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>>10466084
"Yeah, got it, okay, back in the hole!"
>She gets down and starts crawling through the tunnel again

>>10466248
>Or not
>Fucking dice gods trying to kill me here
"And this is why we prepared before we went anywhere, Rider, Discharge!"
>I assume he used Charge when Kat suggested it
>Hopefully that carried over for this

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>>10466248
>>10466288
>DIIIIIISCHAAAAAARGE
>Also I'm pretty sure that dungeon exploration set him up to about LV26-27.

>>10466229
It's blue, puffy and, um... Has hair?

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>>10466167
>>10466345
>pap
pew

>>10466288
>>10466327
>Crit
>All of the wisps drop their illusions
>You're faced with six Litwicks and four Lampents.
>For those dubs I'll ignore the damage reduction that gets applied for every extra Pokemon hit
>Only the Shiny Litwick and the four Lampents are left standing
>The two Lampents not guarding the exit attempt to grab Kat by the arms
>Meanwhile.... Breathing isn't getting any easier, and the chiming only got louder once the door was fully open
>You can see a large flame in the middle of the room.

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>>10466345
Wulfric?
>>10466264
>22/30 for drunkness
>Alain hands back the sake for now, squinting at Tobias
"I don't need to overcompensate with a bigger scarf, Tobias."

>>10466357
Hello?
>Pap back.
>>10466556
...It has yellow eyes and blue cheeks?

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>>10466556
"Are you sure?"
>Tobias takes a swig as they reach Sabrina's gym.
"This'll be easy."
>Darkrai is tossed out.

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>>10466478
>L A M P S
>Kat is grabbed by the arms, and attempts to throw the lampent off while shouting
"AGAIN!"

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>>10466478
>>10466626
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
>AGAIN

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>>10466594
Wulfric: possessed by a ghost?
>>10466612
"What, do you want me to whip it out and check?"
>Darkrai gets a squint as well
"Easy battle, let's go. Watching Sabrina cry over how badly her Alakazam gets pummeled will be fun."

>>10466626
>>10466679
>I forgot that ghosts can't touch people so...
>Let's say they're tugging her by the shirt, since they should be able to touch that
>The lamps are hit by the Discharge, but don't seem all too phased - in fact, the two guarding the entrance both flick Will-O-Wisps at Rider
>Rolling with last and second to last, need to roll below 8
>Kat is has been taken beyond the door now... You can see that the entire floor is covered in bones and the fine white-ish powder.
>Fossils and gems jut from the walls, and any surface not covered has strange circles drawn on it.
>A Chandelure sits in the center of the room, its cry echoing multiple times.

>>10466937
(what level are the lamps and can you do the calcs publicly?)

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>>10466937
"Fuck you fuck you fuck you DISCHARGE!"

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>>10467014
"Kat, hun, you got anything I can yoink and do a water attack with? Please tell me ya do."
>>10466937
>DISCHARGE EVERYTHING

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>>10466773
"You can whip out whatever you want."
>Tobias opens the doors for Alain.
"Coming?"

>>10467004
(Uhhh sure, kinda messed with the flow of the writing but aight. Lamps are level 41 because I couldn't put them any lower without pulling a Lance.)
(First one was a crit, didn't factor in the damage reduction from multiple opponents)
252 SpA Rotom Discharge vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Lampent on a critical hit: 45-54 (40.1 - 48.2%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
(Second two hits aren't crits and are factoring in the damage reduction for hitting multiple opponents.)
-1 252 SpA Rotom Discharge vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Lampent: 21-25 (18.7 - 22.3%) -- possible 5HKO
>>10467014
>>10467059
>The Lampents aren't happy.
>They toss Kat on the ground in front of the Chandelure.
>With a horrible grating noise the door begins to close behind them.
>Lampent A uses Pain Spit on Rider, Lampent B will be going for Confuse Ray.
>Both have 100% accuracy

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>>10467059
"I don't exactly carry washing machines around! Just keep zapping these fuckers!"

>>10467282
>VERY FAST HUMAN CRAWLING AT INCREDIBLE HIHG SPEEDS!

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>>10467328
"A FUCKIN' SUPER SOAKER WOULD BE BETTER THAN THIS SHIT!"
>>10467282
>ZAP THE FUCKS

>>10467400
>Crit
>Only lamp left is the Pain Split Lamp, at
>Lamp uses Hex!
>Feel free to have Rider still be conscious but just unable to battle

(Had to give Lamp 252 Sp Def to get the same calc as a 25% damage reduction)
>252 SpA Rotom Discharge vs. 0 HP / 252 SpD Lampent on a critical hit: 33-40 (29.4 - 35.7%) -- 30.2% chance to 3HKO

>0 SpA Lampent Hex (130 BP) vs. 4 HP / 0 SpD Rotom: 216-254 (308.5 - 362.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>10467328
>From the bone piles in the room you see tiny little wisps rising, seemingly curious as to the events going on
>Don't worry, they can't battle
>With a "fwoof" and a flash of flames a purple tear in space opens behind the Chandelure.
>You recognize it as the same one that sucked the Froslass back into the Ghost World
>The Chandelure tries to grab your closest shoe

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>>10467827
"I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!"
>Missed the shoe, she's gone out the door before it closes
>Here's hoping they don't follow her out

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>>10467827
>Fuk.
>KOed ghost.
>>10467870
>better recall ur ghost

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>>10467887
>Done, zapghost is in the ball
>Assuming she gets to a safe place, she can revive him, she has a few of those now

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>>10466594
Where in Kalos are you?

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>>10467084
"Somehow I don't think Sabrina would appreciate that."
>Through the door Alain goes, pausing and waiting for Tobias to catch up

>>10468006
Dude whats up with your mouth

>>10466773
No...
>>10468006
A hotel in the forest?

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>>10468026
>Tobias chuckles, striding in after him.
"All the more reason to, no?"

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>>10468006
I told him to go to the Lost Hotel.
>>10468081
Hello anon, I see you're alive and... alive?

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>>10468103
"I don't think I can be an E4 after being jailed for public indecency, Tobias."
>Time to dodge gym trainers
>Rollin'

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>>10468175
"Get a cloak then. Why do you think I have one?"
>Rolling for posts/minutes to beat gym trainers with last number.

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>>10468232
>Squint: episode 2: squint boogaloo
>He eyes the cloak up and down
"Fashion?"

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>>10468337
"That and people tend to not look under it. I could be in the buff right now."
>Tobias chuckles as they enter Sabrina's room.
"Shh. We'd like a challenge."

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>>10468377
>How much harder can Alain squint?
>He has to be reaching the limit
>Alain leans back in an attempt to see if he can catch a glimpse of the bottom of Tobias' pant leg
>Battle vs Sabrina, go!
>Gotta see who I can get to Showdown this

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>>10467921
>I guess they're safe now?
>Kat revives the rotom right away, and then gets crawling through the tunnel again

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>>10468632
"Aw, so I don't get to turn ya into a tree? Laaaaaaaame."
>Follow the Kat.

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>>10468543
>Match: Showdown'd
>Badges: get
>Once they're outside Alain returns the badge to its new home in the case
>Inb4 dubsfail, he drops it again
"So... What now?"

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>>10468800
>Still crawling through that long ass tunnel
"A tree would be lame anyways, now if you like, turned me into a plushie then maybe I'd consider it, but I happen to like this body, and I want to keep it."

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>>10468860
>Tobias stows his.
"Blaine? I'm not walking there. We can fly."

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>>10468860
(Link in case anyone wants to see me make several poor choices while distracted)
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7doublescustomgame-604509655
>>10468890
"... you sure you wanna fly at night?"

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>>10468880
"Eh, I dunno, you could make a cool tree."

>>10468107
Sorry. Can you be alive twice?
I think I'm alive.

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>>10468936
"Isn't it romantic or something? I could just teleport us there if you're feeling lazy."

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>>10469009
"Not in Kalos. Your Pokemon would just fly into a tree."
>He pauses, scratching his chin
"But... We're flying over water so..."

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>>10468960
"If I was a tree we couldn't drive, and that would fucking suck."
>And now they're almost out of the tunnel
"The whole point of running around looking for Jirachi or someone is so I can stay young and keep looking and feeling the way I look and feel."

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>>10469068
"Tick tock tick tock! Blaine is coming closer to death, Alain!"

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>>10468975
... Reincarnation?
How is the hotel? I was worried the ghosts might be an issue.

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>>10469072
"Eh, wood can move."
>Zappgoast: Help the wench to a hotel.
"We'll seeeeeeee."

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>>10469084
>Alain huffs, rolling his eyes
"Charizard isn't a super big dragon. Someone is sitting in someone else's lap."

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>>10468975
Not without either reincarnation, or, most probably, severe amnesia.
Can you find a mirror?

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>>10469160
"Well I am taller. You in mine? Don't get too excited."

>>10469127
What's that?
I haven't seen any ghosts yet, if they're anything like the psychics back in the hospital I don't want to be near them.
>>10469174
What's Amnesia?
I haven't in here, sorry.

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>>10469228
>And out goes Charizard, the dragon squinting at Tobias
"Take the reins, champion."

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>>10469266
Hmm... I don't think psychics and ghosts are that much alike.
You were in a hospital?

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>>10469351
>Tobias chuckles, petting the dragon as he gets on.
"Well, well. Care to ride, my love?"
>Tobias extends a hand to Alain.

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>>10469266
It's the loss of memories, partial or total.
You were "born" in that hospital, is that right?

>>10469374
They aren't? Well if they aren't maybe it'd be okay. Do you know any ghosts?
>>10469494
Oh! I've never had that.
Yes, I was.

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>>10469450
>Alain accepts the hand, pulling himself up and onto Tobias' lap. A few moments are spent squirming until Alain gets comfortable.
>All the while Charizard is squinting over his shoulder at the two
"Alright, let's go."

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>>10469651
"Alright. To Cinnibar, please."
>...
>Poke dragon.
>Rolling for travel time, 10 minutes plus last number.

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>>10469610
My uncle, if I'm ever so fortunate.
Jokes aside, no, I don't know any ghosts.

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>>10469716
>The dragon doesn't give Tobias much response other than a snort.
>Seems like it's trying to ignore him.
>Alain, on the other hand, is fiddling with the cloak while he tries to figure out something to talk about

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>>10469610
Probably you were in an accident that left you amnesiac.
You will need the help of a strong psychic to get your memories back, if this is the case.

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>>10469833
>Alain manages to grope the nip.
>Tobias lets out a surprised gasp.
"...Do you need something, Alain?"

>>10469791
Is your uncle bad?
What's an uncle anyways?
>>10469866
The thing the ranger lady had says psychic when I point it at myself. Is that normal?

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>>10469963
>Father forgive him, he knew not what he did
>Alain looks up at Tobias, brows furrowed
"What? No. I'm fine."
>And then proceeds to squint ever so slightly
"You alright?"

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>>10470023
He's terrible.
And... An uncle is the brother of one of your parents.

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>>10470179
>Tobias chuckles, leaning forward to kiss him on the top of the head.
"Well I haven't fallen into the sea."

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>>10470023
Not normal for an human. A dex would better identify who you are.

>>10470231
...Do you want to hurt him?
>>10470308
I'll try to get to the big place.
>Rolling to not get spotted on the way there, travel time in minutes with last two numbers and last for roll.

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>>10470271
"Hmm...yet."
>He tilts his head back, planting a kiss of his own on Tobias' jaw and returning to fiddling with the cloak
"What's the plan for Blaine?"

/par/, what Pokemon is best for snug?

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>>10470442
I... I don't know. I just want to move past him.

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>>10470475
Volcarona! It's really warm and fluffy and they like to hug people...

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>>10470446
>Tobias chuckles a bit.
"How sweet."
>Tobias hmmmmms, mulling it over.
"What if I just... Throw Heatran on him?"

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>>10470442
Good luck and... I think you should keep this in the down low.

>>10470475
Porygon are surprisingly cute when they go in sleep mode in your lap.
But actual hugs and snugs? No idea.

>>10470475
Usually any pokemon that is warm or has fur

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I smell a scoop.

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>>10470593
>Alain shakes his head, letting out a light laugh and poking Tobias' chest
"You can't be the champion from prison."

>>10470499
Volcarona? Didn't expect that, but I should have. You know from experience?
>>10470603
Cool, dude. Porygon's not my style, but I'm glad to hear you're doing well with 'em.
>>10470620
Nice.

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>>10470733
Yep!! My first Pokemon was a Larvesta!! They reeeeeally like to stay close to people 'cause they're kinda weak for a reeeeeally long time!
>>10470680
What kinda scoop?
Ice cream scoop?

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>>10470703
>Tobais chuckles.
"I'll be the first. Oh, we've arrived."
>Tobias hops off Alain's Charizard.
"...You want to grab another bottle of booze and a hotel?"

>>10470481
Oh! Well, I want to move past the stuff in my past. Do you want to be friends?
>>10470603
I'll try to.
Do you just go in and ask? What if they send me back?

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>>10470786
>Back into the ball Charizard goes
"Sure. The gym isn't going anywhere. Your turn to get the hotel, by the way."

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>>10470865
"Mmm... Then it's yours to get the booze, have fun with that."
>Tobias walks off to get a hotel before Alain can protest.

>>10470771
Nice. Would you suggest getting some Training experience before trying to care for a Larvesta? Just not sure if they're OK as a Trainer's first Pokemon.

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>>10470733
Their AI is advanced enough even their "sleep" is pretty realistic, yeah.

>>10470825
Often pokedexes are given for free through new trainer programs but... you will either have to find one lying around or buy one.

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>>10470825
Sure, why not. What kind of friend things are you looking to do...?

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>>10470890
They kinda spit fire from their horns when scared so um...
It's like raising a Caterpie! But more easily scared! And it doesn't evolve for a loooooong time and it spits fire...
Um... Yeah, you should probably kinda know some stuff first!

>>10470901
I'll see if I can! Oh, do you want to be friends?
>Rolling to find one lying around, going to need dubs or trips.
>>10470936
What kind of friend things do friends do?

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>>10470888
>He manages to contain his laughter until Tobias is out of ear shout.
>Once the other is gone he digs around in his saddlebag, pulling out a bottle of Sangria.
>With the aid of his knife he pops the cork off, taking a swig as he casually walks after Tobias

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>>10470985
... I'm not too sure. I think friends mostly just... Talk to each other?

>>10470901
Nice. I'm a hugger, but Porygon sound pretty neat to hang out with.
>>10470985
Friends talk and hang out and stuff.
>>10470958
Damn... Uh, what Pokemon would you suggest for starters for somebody who's not a kid but never got a Trainer's license?

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>>10471055
>Tobias leans on the counter, spinning the key on his finger.
"I got our room. You were fast."

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>>10470985
Hell, why not. I would help you directly if you were in Unova.

>>10471124
Mine began as mostly my tool/coworker and recently bought it off my former workplace, got a trainer license and began carving my own path in life.

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>>10471124
Eevees work for everyone! Buuuut.... Helioptile is really cool!! Reeeeally energetic though!

>>10471093
Oh! What do you want to talk about then?
>>10471124
What's hang out mean?
>>10471186
It's okay! If I'm ever there we can ... "hang out?"
I'm going to try to go back and try again tomorrow.
>Rolling to not get spotted.

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>>10471157
"No, just Kalosian."
>He offers Tobias a drink of the wine
"Lead on, champ."

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>>10471227
Hm... Do you have a Pokemon you like?

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>>10471251
"That also works, champ."
>Tobias takes the bottle and takes a swig.
"How dainty."
>Tobias leads them to room 6 and unlocks the door, the room is fairly average with a tv, small fridge, bathroom and single bed.
>He puts his shoes in one of the corners, sitting on the bed and turning on something Kalosian.

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>>10471124
We Sylveon are very good at hugging for various reasons

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>>10471314
>There's a moment where he almost forgets to take off his shoes before flopping onto the bed, cuddling up to Tobias' side and taking a swig from the wine.
"What's on tv?"

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>>10471227
Yeah, maybe even get some coffees.
Good luck, friend.

>>10471223
Huh! I know that I cold get an Eevee pretty easily. Helioptile seems neat, but I'm not sure a trip to Kalos is something I could do - I've always wanted to go, heck, I had a really vivid dream about it once, but if I'm leaving home it's probably to find somewhere away from the crazy politics stuff that's got my old man all shaken up.
>>10471374
Well, that settles it. Time to see a guy about an Eevee!
Thanks, I'll do my best!

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>>10471405
>Tobias snugs up that dragon man good.
"Looks like it's just news. Calem doing a new monotype team and your champion?"
>Tobias elbows Alain.
"Is she hot?"

>>10471281
Well... There's a blue sky thing following me around?
I guess it's nice?
>>10471406
I've never had coffee, I hope it isn't yucky.
Thank you, I'll see you later.

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>>10471455
Crazy politics??
Do you live in Kanto??

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>>10471455
Good luck anon

>>10471622
Johto, but close enough.
I keep telling people this is gonna blow over, nothing's really gonna happen.
I hope I'm right, but I'm not so sure.
>>10471634
Thanks.

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>>10471455
Kanto I guess? Yeah, better leave that place quickly.
Interesting that you saw it in a dream, you could say it is fated.

>>10471552
If you like bitter, it's the drink for you. If you don't, well, there many ways to make a coffee.
See you soon, and send pics of that blue thing as well.

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>>10471507
>Alain curls his lip in a look of disgust
"If you like cougars. Diantha is in her forties or something."
>He pauses, then looks Tobias up and down
"Do you like cougars...?"

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>>10471552
Well, looks like you have three friends then. Popular, aren't you?

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>>10471702
Um... I hope nothing really bad happens but...
If it does you can always come to Alola!!

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>>10471702
Oh and if you don't manage to get an eevee somehow and find yourself in Unova I could always use another trainer. Even if you're new you would have a hard time being worse than my last one.

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>>10471722
>Tobias rubs his chin with his hand.
"I wouldn't say no if she offered."
>Tobias kisses Alain's forehead.
"You're much better though."

>>10471715
I've never had bitter if I remember right. I don't remember much of what I ate. I think it was mostly berries.
I will!
>>10471736
...How many friends do you have??

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>>10471889
>Alain laughs lightly, smiling up at Tobias and dragging him down for kiss.
"You're so cheesy."

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>>10471901
Uh.... Let's see... You, Black, and my Pokemon... Four. Four friends.

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>>10471979
>Tobias greets Alain with a passionate kiss, pulling away shortly for a snarky reply.
"Well, at least I don't smell like cheese."

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>>10471901
Kalos is known for their coffee among other things. If you can get a try there, you should.

>>10472017
Hell, I know that feel, being friendless most of one's life.

>>10471842
You are still in Castelia right? If you need a place to crash at I finally got a place where I can be with more than just me and my two pokemon.

>>10472017
Well you're more popular than me! I think?
>>10472129
I'll see if I can. I'm back at the hotel.
Goodnight!

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>>10472022
>Tobias receives a quick nip to the lip from Alain before the man pulls away, wrapping his arms around Tobias' neck and pulling them into a laying position
"Don't be too sure, you haven't showered in a while. C'mon, go to sleep. Can't rob Blaine if we're dead tired."

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>>10472143
Well... I suppose I am.
Goodnight, anon.
>>10472129
My life hasn't been very long, we'll see if I can catch up.

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>>10472143
Goodnight.

>>10472205
It's never too late, and I have a feeling you can easily catch up.

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>>10472404
Well... I'll certainly try. I heard that the Contests and Musicals expose you to a lot of people, hopefully it'll be for the better.
Sounds like you're catching up yourself, anyway. Something about three coworker friends and a neighbor?

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>>10472590
Yeah, two associates in an important project, another that was neighbor in a motel and might hire for the aforementioned project and a last one that I'm trying to get him out of his sudden lack of home situation, will need to contact one of the associates about that.

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>>10472863
What kind of project? Or is it a secret project?

p8 bump

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>Surge's sweep of Kanto is almost complete
>Just a few more daycares to check out, and then every breeder in the region will have been verified or shut down
>Mostly shut down, because apparently 90% of breeders are evil
>Rolling for time left before his mission is complete in hours, last number

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>>10475268
>There's no "oh fuck" moment like remembering that gym checks are coming up soon
>I'm certain that Morty wouldn't scramble out of his bed quicker if it were on fire
>Rolling for cleaning time

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>>10475522
>Dubs
>This is the fastest Morty has ever cleaned something in his life
>It's impressive how well potentially becoming a jobless bum can motivate someone
>The gym will be clean an hour from now

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>>10475714
>It's ded today
>Obviously when I say "cleaned" it's implied that he hid the drugs as well
>Lt Surge will never find them

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>>10472129
Yeah I'm still in the city and I wouldn't mind taking you up on your offer, never knew finding boxes to sleep in was so difficult.

r8 h8 masturb8
bump

hey someone has to actually post

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Anyone know how long before the vote for annexing Sinjoh happens?

>>10478022
When it's annexed.

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>>10478055
That doesn't help.
I need to know how long I've got to prepare.

>>10478086
When you see armed soldiers and whatever, you'll know.

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>>10478146
Yeah that lets me know if it passed but it doesn't fucking help me know HOW LONG I have.
Can someone from Johto just give me a date for when the next vote is going down?

>>10478022
I think I saw an ad to tell my representative to vote yes by july 31st

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>>10478222
So I've got maybe two weeks. Shit that's not a lot of time.
>Quincy gets out there and goes training
>Gonna take three good rolls for his team to reach L73

>>10478393
Are you going to take the Kantoinese army on by yourself?
Fampai you're gonna need your own army. How many people live there?

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>>10478558
There's just me and my pokemon, and one other guy, though I don't know where he went and I don't want to know.
I don't think I'm going to need an army, and I don't want one.

>>10478603
>Just me.
I see why they want to annex it since its basically uninhabited. Have fun fighting Surge I guess, he's probably going to be on the front lines.
...Can you take 16 possibly more if Hoenn or Sinnoh get an interest gym leaders?

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Good afternoon everyone
How us everyone doing?

>>10478642
Head-on attack is suicide.
Break generators, steal blankets. Let General Winter do the fighting.

>>10479345
Having a good day, trying to book a ticket out of the Region, sipping some lemonade.
How about you, costume guy?

>>10479451
You know Sinjoh is easy to live in if you live nomadically right?

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>>10479565
Considering I'm the only one that lives here, it's not easy, so I don't think just being a nomad would help, nor would it save an army.

>>10479651
>only one that lives here
There's your problem. 1 person a country does not make.
You need people and fast. There's a storm coming and people will ground you.

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Uh, it seems I outright crashed. IRL.

>>10473242
A revolutionary robotics project.

>>10476524
Down the 10th, number 55. Go to the penthouse and if anyone asks say the nerd let you in.

>>10479345
Like I haven't drank enough coffee.

Hey par any tips for taking care of a leafeon?

>>10479345
Tired out.

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>>10479529
i'm doing pretty good
those past few day i had a lot of work in the pokemon center so i had to work some extra time
at least today i am free earlier
>>10480129
are you tired then
>>10480163
maybe rest up a little

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>>10465624
(sorry pc problems)

My trainer thinks i did it though...

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>>10480163
Like an eevee with more sunlight and water? I don't really know.

>>10480335
Sorta, especially in the morning. Or the afternoon after oversleeping.

>>10480357
(Its fine)
Damn, either he had little faith on you, it is a really damning evidence or a combination of the both.

>>10480335
I'll make sure to do so.

>>10480760
So like a normal plant? Alright thanks!

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real ground hours who up

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>>10480760
It's both. the evidence is overwhelming. i hate this so much. Posting from his phone right now.

>>10481082
i am unfortunately.

wanna snug a dragon

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>>10481296
Would you snug a shark?

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>>10481082
Me, I guess.

>>10481212
What's so unfortunate about it?

>>10481082
Ground hours?
>>10481212
>>10481373
Are you ground types?