/nitwg/ - Night in the Woods General
Do It Right This Time Edition
Trust only these MEGAs
>OST
https://mega.nz/#F!RQhxBZJA!u5Y781s6xWM3uSBPeFBxTQ
>Fanart compilation (updated June 4, 2017):
https://mega.nz/#!lBkGnLbK!bRW-RXT6iEKuObZY8kcEpXf5uNIZG6nzxd2aiH1WJDU
>Write Bin
https://pastebin.com/wbNTtWHU
>Art Booru
http://nitw.booru.org/
>Game Script
http://nightinthewoods.wikia.com/wiki/User:NoIdeaHowToCallMe/Scripts
Ah yes this is much better
I want mae to fucking kill me
I want Lori to fucking tickle me
I want gregg to fucking faceknot me
>>10457647
>no way fag
Mae is fat and ugly
>>10457824
>waaaah remember when anon called me fat bea?
wat do?
>>10457704
Would you want Gregg to knot you in the mouth so you would die of asphyxiation?
>>10457860
Anon is a fucking fatass Mae why do you care what that obese neet says?
>>10457606
I wanna know what Mae's butt smells like.
>>10457824
>Mae is fat and cute
ftfy
>Mae will never worship your cock
>>10458172
Worship but don't touch, as that would be blasphemy.
>>10458172
This is terrible, who made it?
>>10458534
Someone made it on the last thread, dunno who. Doesn't seem to be anyone in the discord.
>>10458534
made it for an anon who wished for more cock worship. Wasn't meant to be particularly good you double nigger
>>10458549
Yeah im not in the discord
>>10458759
That doesn't stop it from being god-awful.
>>10458870
>joke art has to be good
>>10458870
fuck off virusanon
>>10458759
Virus anon isn't a double nigger.
He's a TRIPLE nigger.
>>10459052
>>10459030
who the hell is virusanon?
>>10459052
THIS
>>10458870
Fuck off virus anon you TRIPLE NIGGER
>>10459021
Sup Logan, still thinking jokes aren't supposed to be funny?
>>10459086
This guy >>10457617
>>10459086
some retard
>>10459163
Yeah but why is he called Virus Anon?
>>10459173
Shut up, virusanon.
>>10459173
He used to post virus links.
>>10459682
Do you have any proof that it's the same guy?
>>10459805
Do you have any proof that your mom regrets not aborting you?
>>10459839
Do you have any proof that you're not an angry leprechaun niggerfaggot?
>>10459977
Leprechauns aren't real you silly.
wow what a good thread i love night in the woods
that cat mae? hoowee what a joker
>>10460499
Do you think Bea will ever escape and make something of herself?
>>10460561
She's ugly as fuck no way.
>>10460561
probably whenever her father croaks unfortunately
>>10460705
um fuck you she's beautiful?
>>10460787
She's trash lol.
>>10461033
>nose too short
Imfuckingplying
>>10458870
The art doesn't have to be that good as long the joke is still there and funny.
>>10461310
It's not funny though, that's the point.
There's no comedic effect, even with context. Without context it looks like really shitty fetish art.
>>10461249
She's an impotent flat-snouted cunt and is ugly even by gator standards. Accept it.
>>10461422
what did bea do to you
>>10461422
Bea is gorgeous.
>>10461411
i made it for this anon for shits and gigs
corner this mouse
squeeze her like a squeaky toy
>>10461945
this kills the mouse
>>10462061
Do not kill the mouse.
I think I was able to draw a good Mae design this time. What do you guy's think?
>>10461671
I understand that.
However, in no way is that funny.
It's like if someone said, MAN, I SURE WISH THERE WAS MORE MEAT IN MY FRIDGE, and you put some past sell-by date sausages in his fridge.
Yes, you fulfilled his request, but it's not a joke, really.
>>10462129
Looks really good, or at least the best you've drawn yet, even if the tuft of hair on the top is all kinds of fucked.
Now how about you draw some bodies?
>>10462129
now draw her worshipping my small cock
>>10462092
this is unrealistic lori would never be able to afford college
>>10462198
You can make some really good money as a camgirl these days.
>>10462149
I was the one who made the request and I thought the image was hilarious. Please, take a chill pill and realize that humor is subjective, and what you find droll, I find highly entertaining.
>>10462149
I can never draw her hair. It's the weirdest fucky thing ever.
>>10462246
There. I figured it out.
>>10462245
Humor is indeed subjective, but you can explain how it's funny.
Is it because how bad it is?
>>10462246
>>10462312
That's much better, but why is it so small?
>>10461525
She enables a mentally ill goat like a degenerate.
>>10462394
you just love to bitch dont you
>>10462394
Because it turned my bemoaning on its head, giving me exactly what I asked for. That's just funny to me.
>>10462997
eWe
>>10463343
>dad might have seen some nitw porn on my phone
>it might have been roast beef mae
hELp
>>10463597
cool
>>10463597
That's what you get for saving porn on your phone.
How big of a prepubescent retard do you have to be?
>>10463662
I saved it for shitposting, not perusing.
>>10463695
Then that's understandable, have a great day.
>>10463597
>roast beef mae
>>10463736
Arby's
>>10463783
>mfw
god i wanna smell that pussy..
i knew whatyou meant, but i'm so glad that mae's roast beef vagoo is a thing
How big is Angus's dick?
>>10466356
3 and 1/2 inches long and 5 inches in diameter.
>>10466356
>>10466356
Angus is actually just a giant disembodied dick.
>>10462228
>tfw didn't realize til the second playthrough that those weird sketches in the notebook were the army guy figures
I thought it was part of the spooky mystery or something.
>>10467869
That's an interesting mistake to make.
I want to torture Mae to death
>>10469188
Shiggy
>>10469188
How would you torture Mae?
Guys c'mon do we kill these threads or what? Nobody's posting.
>>10472912
its five am
Her stomach looks weird.
>>10473631
tfw no belly button
>>10473955
This type of stuff always gives me strange chills down my spine
>someone made a DnD homebrew race of Maes
What the fuck
>>10474402
well
its supposed to
its disgusting
>>10475288
But not that type of chills, the type that excites me in a kinda weird way
>>10475432
hmmmm
>>10474802
Elaborate
My god I really want to knock up Mae. Like just this overwhelming desire to fuck her pregnant.
>>10475899
Mae would look ridiculous with a baby bump.
>>10475432
what did he mean by this?
>>10475899
I want the fox to imgreggnate her.
>>10475577
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Borosi_(5e_Race)
>>10478403
>https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Borosi_(5e_Race)
oh come on
>>10478403
This is both lazy as fuck, and hilarious, and also
>thier
But like seriously come on. This is bottom barrel effort.
I've noticed a dozen patches this past week. Why the hell did they wait four months to start doing this? Shouldn't these bug fixes have been a priority?
>>10473955
Frank Reynolds' toe knife
>>10478461
Yeah, but I suppose the team prioritized the backer characters over bug fixes. I don't know how big it is, but given the quality of the game it couldn't have been that large.
>>10478069
if bea's a mage then mae's a goblin
>>10480158
>>10480808
i like this!
>:3
I can't believe night in the woods is fucking dead
>>10483618
Sundays are always kind of slow.
>>10482430
remember when people were saying this game was gonna be the next undertale
>>10484352
yes and i wish that would have happened
at least we would've been 100% cancer, as of right now we're in 50/50 cancer limbo, and also dead
>>10484460
maybe it'll happen if the game ever gets a sequel
>>10484460
And more fanart. More porn, and non-porn, is always good.
>>10486316
It's weird
There's always a steady stream of fanart but the game never gets more popular
>>10486387
And the let's plays don't seem to have brought very much. I figured the Super Best Friends would have brought more attention to the game than they seem to have. Then again this the only place I participate in the fandom, so I might not be the best person to be talking about this matter.
>>10486431
It might be because the game specifically targets a certain type of person, and there might not be too much of a crossover between he slightly older audience the game is for, and the younger audience that more regularly watch lets play videos? Obviously some of us probably came from lets play videos, but not the majority probably.
Plus the game isn't the MOST interesting thing ever, I can see why it is niche, the characters are good but it's no Undertale.
Maybe it is better being a small fandom. Big fandoms can be crappy.
>>10486568
I always hated the undertale comparison
It seems like any story based game that elicits an emotion from the player is set to become the next undertale
>>10486677
By "It is no undertale" all I meant was Undertale has a rather large mainstream appeal, and Night in the Woods doesn't really.
>>10486677
I always hated Undertale.
>>10487158
don't lie anon it was a pretty good game
it's just doesn't make sense to compare the two
>>10487233
I've never actually played it. It's a weird instance where I despite it should be interesting to me the I can't help but feel no desire to play it. And then it was spoiled to me and the emotional trickery the game pulls with it's paths just pissed me off. Made all the worse by everyone claiming it is some kind of genius for doing so.
>>10487395
Holy fuck I butchered that post.
>>10487395
>>10487425
Hah dude what, have you been drinking?
>>10487233
It was boring and its weeb-tier humor made it worse.
>>10487233
what was good about it
>>10487597
Nothing tonight. I had a mojito and a blue hawaiian a couple nights ago.
>>10487639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_nN94P0V0Q
I like this just because they did something clever with her hair.
>>10487611
>Calling Undertale boring while posting in a NITW thread
lol
>>10490189
This one's really nice actually.
>"Nononono," whimpered the mouse.
>"No, no, no, no," she repeats, forcing her eyes shut as she falls, trembling, to the rough stone floor at the feet of a crowd of hooded figures.
>"Aw, shit," says her minder, a hooded cultist carefully replacing the bag over her head.
>One of the hooded figures kneels in front of her, grasping her by her shoulders.
>"What's your name, kid?"
>The mouse lets out a little peep and again falls silent.
>The hooded figure shook her gently.
>"Lori," she gasped.
>A volley of hushed curses flew through the air of the decrepit mine.
>A robed figure produces a hat, which it flings to the floor.
>"God damn it Lurv! Ya got the wrong one!"
>"Aw jeez, I-"
>"Can it! You know what Eide said, Lurv! Two strikes!"
>Another cultist pipes up: "Well I dunno maybe I could take her with me an-"
>"Shut the fuck up, Creek!" Shouts the loud one.
>A few hecklers join in endorsing Creek remain silent.
>The mouse continues shaking on the floor.
>>10490833
Are they going to rape her
>>10475899
She would be a horrible mother, she can't even take care of herself or have basic hygiene.
>>10491610
>mae stinks
i want this meme to die
>>10487395
>And then it was spoiled to me and the emotional trickery the game pulls with it's paths just pissed me off.
NitW is too "real" to enjoy the same popularity as Undertale.
It's sort of like the time I put off recommending Lisa to someone else because, knowing of their background, I wasn't quite sure how they would react to the sex abuse, suicide and drug abuse threads woven in the plot.
Good morning Possum Springs!
>>10493831
Good morning Anon!
Mae is fat and ugly and smells of poopoo
>>10494226
>you will never go ghost with your waifu lori
>>10461662
>>10484113
>dat ass and fat gator tiddies
my benis is diamonds
>>10457606
I'm not paying $20.00 for a 2D game developed by a Polish Jew.
>>10494545
ok
>>10494679
>polish
>jew
pick one (1)
>>10494685
He's a descendent of Polish Jewish immigrants, so while he isn't a /pol/ack, he's still technically a Jew, intent on jewing the everloving shit out of internet autists to finance his yuppy silicon valley lifestyle.
>>10494511
I wanna go ghost with Lori and help her defeat thevBox Ghost!
>>10494874
>>10494415
delet this
>>10494960
I don't remember him having a hook hand.
>>10494226
This is canonically what Lori ends up doing in high school
She makes Columbine look like a fucking joke
Do you think if Gregg ever wanted kids Angus would be afraid of beating them like his parents did to him?
>>10496962
>>10497217
Dios mio
>>10497217
Deseo chuparme las tetas grande de Bea
>>10473631
cute as fuck face though, Bombshell a qt
>>10498504
I'm tempted to redraw her stomach to be less bulbous.
>>10496123
future
this is the last thing you see before you die
>>10499767
I thought this was just some random shitpost.
But then I saw the shirt.
Why.
>>10499767
so shall be it
>>10499818
what's wrong anon
>>10499835
Death can't come fast enough.
>>10498888
Make it more thicc, but well proportioned. She's a thic girl
>>10499767
Faggots need to be hanged asap
>>10499835
This is indeed a nightmare unfolding before my very eyes.
You can show one character one piece of fanart or fanfic about them.
Who do you show and what do you show them?
>>10457606
Have that image on better resolution?
>>10501636
you can't because they're not real
and if they were then they wouldn't have art drawn of them
and if you really want to stretch it and say "but what if there was?", they would commit suicide
and that's not to mention it would be completely out of character and it would ruin the point
>>10501798
Fuck off
>>10502062
OwwwO
>>10501636
>>10503333
Are you saying you show this to Mae or are you just judging me?
Mae has a hairy vagina
>>10504543
gee anon, how could you possibly come to that conclusion
>>10504655
Do you think there would be people who fetishize people who shave? Are there hairless cats? The crocodile smelters fan has a beard, so does that mean Bea could have have hair as well?
Any good Lori stuff recently?
Gee I sure wish this was Mae and not whoever this gay faggot is supposed to be.
>>10505012
Agreed, but fuck it, at least we get some Bea feet
>>10505012
Fucking oc's
hah gay
>>10508424
mae is best dabber
>>10509107
>>10504166
i was just confused
i'd show this to mae then point to her fat gut and tell her to get /fit/ then hit the gym with her until she became my qt jacked gf
>>10510553
Weirdo
>>10510879
Those are quite some nipples.
>>10511011
Bombshell wouldn't need to ask this, she'd just measure it herself
Good morning Possum Springs!
>>10514026
Good morning Anon!
>>10514109
Ahah that's funny.
>>10490833
...sooo are you gonna finish this? I wanna see where it goes.
Progressive Rock is important.
God bless America.
>>10515346
rock is a nigger genre invented by niggers
>>10515619
Rock was invented by white people.
>>10517108
wrong nigger lover
>>10517123
WE WUZ ELVIS N SHIEEETTTT
FUCK NIGGERS
>>10515619
This. I want all white people out of my music. Lynch Eminem and Macklemore too while you're at it.
>>10518327
pretty cute
mae looks like some kind of gremlin though
>>10518389
She isn't normally?
>>10518617
how dare you
>>10520170
>>10520330
Is this...masturbation to oneself or art?
How are these threads possibly still going?
>>10522075
Patches lately, though they haven't been anything of note, has generated at least a little bit of discussion. But we've mostly degenerated into the fanart zombie stage
>>10522075
Barely so.
>>10522075
I still want to fuck mae borowski
>>10526095
As long as people wanna fuck the cat, the threads will keep going.
>Say something nice about Germ.
He's listening...
>>10526307
He is a soft boy!
>>10526307
I'd hang out with him
>>10526307
You will never have Germ use occult techniques he learned from his grandmother to tell your fortune.
>>10526362
>>10526095
Glad to know throughout it all, we still have you.
This is slightly better than the original, but not good enough to save even still.
https://e621.net/post/show/1277183/alpha_channel-cat-feline-female-heart_eye-mae_-nit
>>10528131
this one
>>10528205
Yes
Hm
>>10529232
This is a tracing isn't it
>>10530016
Must be. Bea's head spikes are all wrong. I don't really know about Prequel but isn't there a red lizard in it that looks like that?
>>10529232
>>10530016
Yep I think it's a tracing of this
>>10530487
It obviously is, and the traced version pales in comparison.
>>10530487
I don't think there's any doubt
what's wild to me is that the spines don't match either the original drawing or bea's actual design, they're just sorta...out there
also it made me notice that >>10529243 and >>10529249 have the same signature despite looking like they were drawn by completely different people, makes me wonder how much traced stuff he's sitting on and if anyone has taken notice
>>10499767
At least I die knowing my suicide vest will bring end to this faggotry.
>>10529112
makes me think of Pulp Fiction
>>10530487
>>10530771
>>10530918
hahahaha it's so fucking bad
The foot is the exact same
Would you have a threesome with Mae and Molly?
>>10532868
that would be to assume they would want to have sex with eachother, or even anyone in this thread
>>10457606
MAE IS A FAT LOSER WITH NO FRIENDS
>>10533252
That' not true. She has at least six friends.
Good morning Possum Springs!
>>10533509
>at least 6
She has 3 max, and those 3 are Lori, Selmers, and Gregg, and Gregg's leaving her forever.
>>10533618
Bea, Angus and Germ become her friends by the end of the game.
>>10533643
maybe if you played the inferior shitty bea route
>>10533643
>Bea
She's just compelled to help the mentally handicapped because of her strong religious foundation.
>Angus
He's just a nice guy fedora tipper and I guarantee deep down he hates everyone except Gregg but that's because he gives him the knot.
>Germ
He literally just wants to tame Mae's wild pussy.
>>10533675
Sex friends are best friends.
>>10533675
>>10533656
They're all bonded in manslaughter now.
>>10461945
Lori is best waifu
>>10533917
Delicious flat mouse chest.
>>10534272
What if Lori was legal.
>>10535048
She is, at least on paper.
>>10535113
Got dayum I wish there was a followup to this.
>>10535048
>>10535113
>wanting Lori as anything other than a 14y mouse slut
It's okay to lust for a fake fantasy creature my dudes
>>10535178
yeah for real
>>10529270
>>10529277
>>10529285
>>10529288
[Mystery Skulls intensifies]
also sweet double dubs
>>10535416
>it's okay to lust for a fake fantasy creature my dudes
this!
>>10535178
I want to see dribbles of piss leaking out of Lori's mouse hole while Mae spurts lumpy diarrhea out of her shit muffin!
>>10535607
I want this as well
>>10535680
>>10535607
I want you guys to get less disgusting fetishes.
>>10536573
this tbqh family
>>10536573
I want Mae to work at an Ye Olde Pioneer Village as the resident grape stomper and then let all the visitors lick the juice off her toes after she's done squishing grapes!
>>10536638
I had to re-read this 5 times cause I couldn't stop reading grape as gape
>>10536573
>>10536603
I want normie faggots to go back to /a/ tbqh family
>>10536638
>you will never lick Mae's cute toes clean of grape juice
why even live
>>10537878
get a better fetish you mongrel
>>10537069
Personally I kept reading it as rape but that's just because I've watched The Grapeist too much.
>>10538515
>draw a lizard
>call it a gator
love this meme so much lol
>>10538515
Wow those lips are actually scary.
>>10538515
>>10459118
quit trying to ruin other threads bones
>>10541433
Fuck off bones.
>>10541624
I'm not bones.
>>10541711
Fuck off bones.
>>10541925
Who the hell is bones
>>10541994
Fuck off virusanon.
>nitw
would you?
>>10544306
I would have consensual protected bondage sex in the missionary position with her all right.
>>10544306
Would you not?
Mae aims a red spotlight at Bea's ass while spanking her to make it more sexy.
>>10546464
new