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#HG, #Hunger Games
Tricky
Nah, I'm sitting this one out.
:thinking:
CRAIG
>>10436363
Araragi Karen
>>10436363
Ichigo
>female
>Courage games
Nah
>>10436363
Saber
Stalker
Another one of these? *yawn*
>>10436363
Sliver Queen
Tricky's Babies
Enter some fillers so this can be over quick, lads.
>>10436392
>The breadcat has seen more pussy than I ever will
I am ready to die
Mikun
Thinking Black Man
>>10436392
That is a very cute Vulpix.
>>10436363
Swedish Chef
Young Reaper
>>10436363
Captain Luna
Smug Tiger
Suspicious Miku
My dragon-snake-dog wife
Master Booce
>>10436363
Powdered Toast Man
Man, i miss cartoon cartoons
what this host should do
>>10436404
Thank you, I gave birth to them!
>>10436335
A... "head pat"? I am unsure of your motives, though I suppose there is no harm in such an action. Permission granted, as it were.
>If you're going to host courage the cowardly dog games you're going to need
This Event
>this is an entry
Kongou's ass
>Courage games
>People not willing to entry
Not gonna enter either due to new phone, but this is sad have my +1
Kirino
Lord Beerus
>>10436424
And, just like that, has become a very disturbing Vulpix.
>>10436434
They're as bland as bland gets. I'd rather have Lenny's game, at least t hose make sense.
>>10436426
>Gently pets the Saber's head, making sure to not cut himself on the ahoge
Thank you!
>>10436435
my so n
>>10436363
A Filthy Jew
>>10436424
Regular > Alolan
Stop entering before he makes it a 36 and this thing takes any longer than it should.
Ronald
>>10436430
Superior porn coming through.
>>10436444
but both are still cute
>>10436443
Isn't that a pleonasm?
>>10436444
I think they're both equally cute in their own ways.
>>10436363
EXPAND DONG: EX
Here are our lucky contestants who win a trip to NOWHERE!
We'll be getting back to our regular program in a just a moment, sit tight!
>>10436451
Search deeper and you'll find one with this shipgirl holding filled condoms.
>>10436453
>>10436457
yes but one isn't a filthy ice nigger
Literally me
>>10436464
No.
Kongou is for A E S T H E T I C porn only.
>>10436473
>calling something white a n*****
Okay
And begin! Have fun everybody!
>>10436478
You keep thinking that, Anon. Meanwhile I'll beat my meat to her and any other shipgirl because the Lord Almighty's Son died for me sinning.
>>10436483
nigger is a mindset
there are blacks and then there are niggers
alolan vulpixes are the nigger mindset
why tf do we have a shitty cat poster now
WAIT I'M LATE
>>10436463
...
>looks to his right, eyeing the Queen before sighing
Let's not tear eachother mutant, we can win this if we team up.
>>10436490
Excuse me, you think that little tiger animal is gonna put ME down? I have a gun, what the hell do you punks have? Claws? Bring it!
>>10436497
If you ask nicely I might help you by regulating the filenames for e-z filtering.
I come from the future ask me about yours
>>10436491
That just means you have shit taste t.bh f.am desu senpai.
>>10436510
will I ever hook up with Tricky
>>10436506
excuse you tiger beats gun any day
>>10436490
Aww, man! I would've preferred to stay inside the sand whale! Why do you guys think I let it eat me in the first place?! Hmmmph...
>>10436510
What's in store for me? Will I finally find a shrink ray that'll let me live life how I've always wanted?
>Don't worry, I'm hosting Gravity Games and Asuka Academia after this one.
Hey, Captain Luna, need a doggie bag?
F For the Fallen, Folks!
>>10436512
I treat shipgirl porn like it was McDonalds. It looks great at the start but when it's all over, you feel absolutely disgusting and want to vomit. Ergo: I just want a quick, cheap wank.
>>10436514
That's not what the endangered species list says.
Tigers are endangered right?
>>10436518
Oh great, I cured a mutant and got some little nake white boy the disease, fucking hell, how do I reverse this?
>>10436517
Your sister will get tangled on her umbilical cord and accidentally be strangled during her delivery.
>>10436535
Kongou isn't your average shipgirl though. She's refined,
>>10436542
fuck you
>>10436490
>Upon reaching the safer ground, Craig immediately runs back out onto the ice and jumps on it until he falls through. He spends minutes within the freezing waters until he finally resurfaces, climbing out of the hole he had created.
CAN FLESH DO THAT? HUH? NO! NO IT FRICKIN' CAN'T! You idiots would get hypothermia and die. Not me. No, no not me.
>>10436518
>Craig bounces off of the springy mattress and due to cartoon physics is launched into the air, soaring through the skies before plummeting into the ground besides the mattress, breaking his bones upon impact.
ow
Craig helps an old lady cross the street! What a swell guy, maybe he's looking for some action in a few months or even a week if he's lucky!
Captain Luna just can't stand niggers on her plane! This is Kansas, it's the south! We can still use that word!
Looks like Beerus the Dog does an equally good job of bothering his house masters as good as his cat counterpart!
>>10436542
Jokes on you, my mom is getting a C section.
>>10436557
Is she too fat for a regular delivery?
>>10436543
>that face
It's so bad.
>>10436556
>Once Craig and the old lady safely reach the other side, the skeleton stops to think for a moment.
Oh yeah, I'm an evil skeleton. I forget that sometimes.
>Craig pushes the old lady back out into the middle of the road where she is promptly ran over by a speeding truck.
Sweet!
>>10436566
No, the baby didn't turn.
>>10436556
SQUEAK!
>Tears through the home's foundation and escapes to live his mice life, then finally wakes up in his human form
...Fuck me why do I smell like shit, what the fuck is with my nails, Jesus it's like I tried scratching a tree or something.
>>10436591
Are those for me? Because this is a stick up and I'm taking them one way or another.
>>10436591
What are you so smug about? You just let that girl distract me and steal all of our stuff. Get the heck out of here!
>Craig tries to punt the plushie out through the window, but misses his kick and ends up falling onto his bony ass.
This is also your fault.
Watch out, citizens of Nowhere! The city is a dangerous place!
>>10436612
>slaps ass
nice bod.
F for the fallen! The city has claimed the lives of our best citizens again. Less and less people are returning every day!
Good game when?
I can't stop listening to fuckin Despacito help
>>10436634
pls kys
The God of Destruction and an Evil Skeleton cry over their ruined flowers.
Toast man loses his pie.
>>10436622
Oh a fucking kid wants to fight, fine fuck it, I'm not above kicking children! BRING IT!
>>10436640
Where the fuck did I leave my guns...
KONGOU'S ASS COOKIES
ILLEGAL ASS COOKIES
>>10436655
INVISIBLE ASS COOKIES
>>10436655
Kongou is such a shitty name.
rip in pieces, famz.
>>10436661
I don't love anything but treasures and money, there's none here but this pie, so yeah, fuck off.
Craig is going to be pissed. Maybe his Stalker doesn't want Craig looking at anyone else. The tiger seems to be shooting a kinky movie with a dog.
>>10436622
Jeez, are these guys even trying? That was the worst city of all time. My city? Now that's a city. Come visit my city everyone! I don't have a name for it yet although I was thinking something along the lines of "Craig City."
>>10436624
My bone structure is flawless I agree, but hands off the merchandise and all that. We skeletons are entitled the same rights as humans are, okay? So sexual harassment is still sexual harassment when it's done on skeletons.
>>10436628
I'm not paying any respects for these people. They were weak. They were not worthy.
>>10436640
I was never going to be a good gardener. I can't get green thumbs like everybody else can. Same for you, actually. You have paws, right? Cause you're a dog/cat? You could never get the green thumb.
>>10436661
I'm enjoying the glass of milk that came with the pie more though, for obvious reasons.
>>10436844
Ha yes... wait why the fuck did I do this, this didn't help me, this only fucked with the T.V. I mean that skeleton was enjoying it, are skeletons technically mutants? eh fuck it, I bet he was a pedophile or something in his past life... I'm taking the antenna, bet I rip off someone with it
>Stalker picks up the antenna and climbs off the roof
The Stalker sawed off Craig's TV antennae, Craig just goes and fucking kills the Stalker with icicles.
Powered Toast Man needs to listen what the signs say, being a slice of bread doesn't make you invisible.
>>10436844
>Craig tries flicking through various channels only to get static for each channel. In a fit of rage, the skeleton chucks him remote into the TV screen, causing the glass to shatter and the remote to get embedded within the TV.
Hey. It's a 3D TV now.
>>10436873
>Hearing heavy thumping coming from the roof, the skeleton heads outside to check it out. His eyes catch Stalker climbing down from the roof, the TV antenna slung over his shoulder.
Oi! Did you frick up my reception?
See ya in the next one, friends. You guys better start packing your bags for Gravity falls!
>>10436890
Yeah I did the fuck are you gonna do about it, fuck you!
>runs to a nearby snow cave
>>10436442
Daddy?
>>10436873
>>10436890
Oh shit, Craig, Stalker just called you a pedo.
>>10436888
>Invisible
Dont you mean inviNcible?
>>10436902
Is that a fleshlight?
The Snake Dog watches a commercial about another Dog who just happens to do some fortune telling.
Smug Tiger gets away like a tricky booger.
Craig almost loses something valuable!
>>10436905
I guess since he isn't on the slide anymore that can work too :3
>>10436888
>>10436900
>>10436903
You screw up my reception and then you call me a pedo. I'm not a pedo, by the way. Alright? Don't really know how you got to that conclusion, I was most likely an upstanding civilian before my tragic demise! U-unless I was born a skeleton, that is. In which case I was nothing because...hey, I'm rambling here! Come back!
>The skeleton pursues Stalker into the snow cave.
What am I gonna do about it? I'm gonna FRICK YOU UP, that's what I'm gonna do about it!
>Craig slams his fist on the cave wall repeatedly, causing the walls to quake. The icicles are shaken free from the wall and dropped on Stalker, impaling him.
see? told you
>>10436918
That crazy chicken was trying to take my skull, what the heck?! Although I do admit a skull chicken would be very intimidating.
Craig doesn't need to do much to get a star, kinda like what happens during the dead hours, he might think, hue hue hue.
>>10436909
No that's a cream bun, dummy!
>>10436938
You're a cream bun
The Dog Wife saves Craig and Tiger from a cruel fate of being locked in a magic box forever.
Is it over?
>>10436935
Frick me up? just say Fuck me u-
>Before Stalker can finish the word "up", the icicles impaling him, stabbing all the vitals and killing him off
>>10436945
I'd prefer a donut
>>10436958
I can't fill a donut with cream, though.
Tiger can't beat a Skeleton when it's been turned into a household appliance.
It's going to be Dragon-Snake-Whatever Wife vs Craig in the next round!
Who the fuck will win, fuck if I know!
>>10436963
Fuck off silver queef.
>>10436963
not with that attitude
RIP in pieces tiger.
Man, the Wife is a Wife until the very end. Be sure to thank the Wife after the game, Craig. She saved you twice and made sure you die of loneliness. The cruelest fate of all. This isn't the first time a dog had died for the sake of an old man in these games, this time it was a Skeleton.
Nice rigs.
>>10436968
fuck are you on about?
Congrats to Craig for winning the Courage Games! I don't think I've seen any ghosts this round. Well, good on you!
>>10436963
But you can put it on your finger
Here are the placements and...
The summary!
>>10436991
Thanks for hoshing, Hosti.
Time to go to Oregon, everyone!
First 36 for Hotel Games
No dupes
No swaps
Host has final say
>>10436991
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>10436937
>A "Mayor" sash is draped over the skeleton and two hot babes emerge from the shadows to hug at his sides and plant kisses on his bony cheeks.
Man. I have no idea where I am right now. And host, I'm afraid you'll have to dumb down your jokes a tad. I'm pretty thick and most jokes fly over my head. Heck, most of my own jokes fly over my head.
>>10436946
>Craig grabs onto the wall to prevent himself from getting pulled in, screaming at the dragon-snake-dog lady to save him.
SAVE ME SAVE ME SAVE ME SAVE ME
>>10436956
Alright, I fucked you up. How's that? Does it sound any better to a dead guy? No, no I think it doesn't because you fricking dead, frickhead.
>>10436965
>Craig is turned into a pair of scissors while Smug Tiger was turned into paper. Craig wins!
>>10436977
If only you weren't part snake-dragon as well as dog. You might've made me slightly reconsider my stance on mutts.
>>10436984
I know right? It is nice because it's ME!
>>10436986
Yeah ghosts suck, it's a good thing they weren't around. Thanks for the game.
>>10437004
Johnny
>>10437004
Sliver Queen
>>10437003
>What's happening in Oregon?
>>10437004
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>10437004
HOMERS FUCKING PISSED
>>10437004
Shiny Flygon
>>10437004
tits
>>10437004
Fighter
>>10437004
Dark Donald
>>10437004
Literally Asgore
>>10437004
Yoshiko
>>10437004
Eric Andre and he's lost at Niagara Falls
>>10437004
Tricky
Part Italian Florida Man
Classy Raven
>>10437004
Captain Luna
>>10437004
Paul Pogba
>>10437009
Dalek
>>10437004
Swedish Chef
>>10437004
Gascoigne
>>10437004
Expand Dong
Hoshi needs his ego fed, guys.
I can't host, apparently.
>>10437020
>>10437004
Buck Cuckyear
>>10437004
Reigen Arataka
>>10437305
Just in case you haven't seen. >>10437020
>>10437004
Ocelot