Official Pony Thread
Let's all have some fun it's Friday!
Where we don't try and influence fellow posters to do things.
What if I do not want to have fun?
>>10434299
Pinkie seems to be having fun here.
>>10434314
Well I won't influence you to have fun. You just do your own thing bud.
>>10434327
How can you call me "bud" when you will not even influence me?
>>10434339
I know I don't even have to go out of my way to influence you is why.
>>10434354
Influence me.
>>10434358
Ha ha!
>>10434372
Bad friend.
>>10434407
>>10434415
Hey bun. How goes it?
>>10434159
andalaverga
>>10434514
I'm going good how about you?
>>10434547
Besos.
>>10434623
>>10434626
How're you guys going?
>>10434649
I'm alright, what about you?
>>10434649
Gonna bust out the Tracy sketches!
>>10434662
I'm going ok, just having dinner
>>10434679
What's for dinner?
>>10434676
Righto
Well I'm going to bed, see you guys tomorrow.
>>10434718
Goodnight!
>>10434718
Good night Interrogator.
>>10434718
See you later bun
>>10434738
>>10434786
>>10434818
>>10434850
>>10434885
>>10434912
>>10434935
>>10434939
>>10434945
Pretty bored
>>10434960
>>10434960
Bored?
>>10434966
>>10434976
>>10434986
not really
just decided to make my hourly post
i do it to see what happens
>>10434990
>>10434993
>>10434998
What are you doing currently, if I may ask
Двигaтeль вoccтaнoвлeн. Moжнo eхaть - Maкcимaльнaя cкopocть cнижeнa.
>>10435003
>>10435018
why haven't you killed yourself yet
>>10435007
talking to someone on discord, chatting about neat stuff
y-you?
>>10435006
wonder how a muslim would react if you walked up to them and slipped them a picture like that out of the blue on the street
>>10435033
Иди нaхyи.
>>10435043
that's not how you answer friendly questions
>>10435003
What is your opinion on Tracy?
>>10435050
Mнe пoхyй.
>>10435036
>>10435066
you are even worse than the last time we talked
>>10435036
I was talking to my sister on discord but she just went to sleep a moment ago, now I'm thinking of what I should do now
>>10435051
I'm surprised she stuck around as an icon on /mlp/, seeing as her design was made based on a dubs/trips thread(I think?)
>>10435079
>>10435096
>>10435033
rude desu
>>10435096
everytime i see that stupid chicken I cringe and want to kms because i was behind the chicken posts 90% of the time
>>10435110
>1.3m posts then
>30m posts now
Time sure does fly
>>10435079
I had a better screencap of >>10435096, but I can't find it... the spoiler text says "because you traced her from Fluttershy"
>>10435073
>>10435141
Indeed
>>10435143
>>10435142
Yeah, I knew she was a trace of fluttershy
What do you think of her
>>10435151
... what
you don't like thinking about silly ideas you know you'd never do?
>>10435159
I like her. She was given a lot of "personality".
>>10435170
Lol, I dunno... sometimes.
Heading to bed. Farewell.
>>10435493
Good night Urshula
>>10435493
goodnight fgt
>>10435576
Are you gay, Skitty?
>>10435626
why does this suddenly concern you?
>>10435679
Just curious
>>10435686
well stop that
>>10435717
I'll take that as a hesitant "yes".
why are you psychoanalyzing me anon
>>10435751
I'm not, just want to know your sexuality.
>>10435760
Who are you?
You're probably right I guess.
>>10435781
Oh, my mistake, I didn't notice my name wasn't appearing. I'm just bored and morning has only just arrived after another night awake.
>>10435790
Oh. Same, I've been awake since yesterday. I'll probably hit the hay in a few. So what makes you ask? WHAT HAVE I DONE?
is sound at half speed half loud?
>>10435808
What? You've done nothing at all, Skitty. I was just bored and like knowing who's who and what's what when I'm in new places.
Apologies if I made you uncomfortable. I've been awake since 11:30 last night myself, gonna take a shower soon since I'm stinky from sleep.
>>10435821
this sounds plausible
I'm off to bed, have a good one you lot.
>>10435829
Skittles pls.
You're being too Kiddy like!
and not Script enough.
Needs more script.
Have a good one
>>10435866
night
>>10435866
Good night Raptor
>>10435823
Oh
well..
imagine an alien was sent to earth on a mission and made first contact and meet two naked humans. One is female, the other is male. The aliens mission from his home planet was to have oral sex with one of these humans.
Which one do you think he would choose?
Vaginas:
>Secrete viscous rotted liquid throughout the day
>Smell like rotted fish
>Bleed chunks of fleshy matter for a few days each month
>Literally can be compared to an infected ax wound
Penises:
>Nice aesthetic looking meat stick
>No smells
>Feels good in your mouth (Objectively speaking)
>Has a nice looking pouch on the bottom (the testicles) that compliments the overall aesthetics of the organ.
This is purely scientific, no homo
Do you think he would choose the clean, hygienic aesthetic roman pillars of strength and prosperity or an infected bloody axe wound seeping with yeast?
>>10435905
Something wrong?
>>10435913
no i'm fine
>>10435866
I am actually offended. goodnight
>>10435920
skitty pls
>>10435912
Didn't I see this prompt a few days ago? Regardless, he'd pick the penis.
>>10435920
You sure?
>>10435920
also this question is for you too >>10435912
>>10435926
yessir
>>10435926
>Didn't I see this prompt a few days ago?
what? really? where kek
>>10435929
Well, if you ever want to talk, I'm here.
>>10435932
Maybe not the prompt, but I definitely remember something about Roman Pillars of Prosperity from here a few days ago.
>>10435912
sucking dick is the best
wouldn't eat a girl out even if I'd get paid for it
>>10435936
lol, you probably saw nick say it. No one else but us say that.
>>10435939
You have your head firmly on those shoulders, I like you.
would you suck dick for $100
>>10435953
Yes, of course.
>>10435929
>that giant patreon logo
tempted to take artists patrons and just meme them onto a ton of retarded images
wonder how much these people usually make and how much of their work stays on patreon
>>10435953
wow free money and free dick to suck
me_irl
>>10435967
yeh i kno u liek yghrt
>>10435961
do you do the thing where you make shortcuts to things you use in system32 and just win+r > shortcut name to run it?
>>10435957
THIS IS TABOO
>>10435953
No because they already ruined it calling it that. The proper terminology is AESTHETIC ROMAN PILLAR OF STRENGTH AND PROSPERITY.
>>10435974
no, everything on my side is a mess and i look for things in folders and click
but i'd say all my harddrives are very organized, all the content i have saved is categorized neatly and despite having tons of stuff I know exactly where everything is
>>10435975
would you bribe zeus to let you polish his lightning bolt?
>>10435974
>>10435974
oh wait, didn't realize you were talking about native windows tools
kek no i just paste shortcuts to them in the windows 10 tiles menu and click them there
currently the only think i use is commandprompt....
>>10435988
Bribe...
Hmm...
No, I don't think so. This seems like a very confrontive thing to do, something I don't think I'm capable of. Instead, I'd rely on their ability to read my uncontrollable thoughts. If they could read minds then I don't think there's much I could do about it.
trash is such a fast board
>>10436018
It's pretty slow in all honesty, at least compared to the fast ones like /v/, /co/, or /a/.
zeus from that retrowave/synthwave style youtube movie was pretty rad desu
they need to make more of those movies
>>10436167
>>10436189
That's a great question
>>10436192
isnt it
>>10436220
but seriously, how did I get this number
>>10436224
by misdialing, duh
>>10436266
>>10436329
>>10436347
Sleep tight, Skitty.
>>10436388
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>10436429
god damned code cats :^)
>>10436485
I think I'm just doing it for fun
It's obvious we won't talk but you're still worth staying up at night figuring stuff out
^mein gott
>>10436524
•ᴥ•
>>10436641
ok bye
glad you liked the pic
>>10436662
Goodbye anon
>>10436662
See ya
>>10435988
he says roman pillar so jupiter us a more fitting target
>>10436084
that was thor you nincompoop
30 minutes till i go to theater.. entertain me
>>10439257
Thx for the save!
>>10439353
sure.
fucking insomnia
>>10439395
Yea, that sure isn't pleasant, I remember once when I could barely sleep for a while due to sickness, was absolutely shitty experience
>>10439440
I want 2012 bread back
>>10439462
Don't we all, back when a thread was capped in under 10 minutes and the time you took writing a reply instantly, 10 new posts would appear, I remember when I first started I couldn't keep up with the speed lol
>>10439498
the people were better too, it was an actual community.
https://youtu.be/gQiwKotCXDQ
>>10439970
In what ways were they better?
You were not around.
>>10440026
You're right I only read the threads occasionally. I anon posted once in a blue moon too.
>>10439998
just a better class of people, then the shit posters and pedos started showing up and that was that.
Ponychan circa 2013 and even bread went to total shit.
>>10440055
You keep saying this, but you never show any knowledge of anything from back then.
>>10440138
cupcake, rev, fuck even aeris. So many problem children came together and cared about eachother. Now gone, all gone.
>>10439498
>>10440063
Huh, interesting. I've seen screencaps. I do kinda wish we had more people... along with a higher bump limit and image limit to accommodate them.
>>10440063
>Ponychan circa 2013 and even bread went to total shit.
That, plus their new moderation system, and the time they assigned a mod or 2 just to look for our threads to insta-delete-ban us lol
>>10440186
You know, i've yet to ever see anything else quite like it, doubt we ever will again.
>>10440187
oh fuck I remember that,
>>10440138
I only ever read them in passing and never felt like retaining what I read. One of the things I did do back then was have smokey add me to his gta crew so I could use chicken as an emblem.
I don't get why you always get so hung up over this all the time.
>>10440233
I like giving you shit. :3
>>10440217
>>10440213
>>10440208
You know, it was right around this time friends and I IRL noticed society in general just going to shit, and sure enough after 2012 things just became worse.
We figured out we would never recover from the great recession, we would keep getting screwed and all the shit we were promised during obama's first years was a fucking lie. No optimism, nothing
>>10440275
oh fuck this nigger, miss him.
>>10440248
Really? I've don't think I've ever had a strong opinion on where society is heading.
Please do not get it started.
>>10440329
How many of these are there, Urshula?
>>10440305
It's not so much society I care about, it's the economy. Lo
>>10440346
Well, that was most of what I've got personally. A former /b/read member stopped by an /mlp/ thread and dumped all these... I thought they "important"... somehow... so I saved everything I could.
>>10440391
we were all scared these threads would go away when the first season ended. kind of silly to think about now. most of those people died in the first mod war.
>>10440391
Well, good on you. Their words and names don't really mean much to me, but it's probably important that someone keep the history of the place.
ew
What he said.
Found this too.
>>10440458
I guess, lol.
Also this:
>Reasons why /b/ bronies choose /b/ over /mlp/
https://pastebin.com/wL6G0fcg
i still have the raw txt file of that speech in my folder.
>>10440063
oh please, in what way do you contribute other than occasionally showing up to threaten suicide?
fuck off.
>>10441417
i post my ass?
>>10441451
nobody wants to see your beanpole kiester.
>>10441451
And Tavi!
>>10441451
Post it then
There is virtually nothing to see.
>>10441508
maybe you just have some dead pixels on your monitor and it's behind them.
>>10441417
lmao
>>10441520
That would be the monitor's way of shielding my eyes from the horror he subjects us to.
>>10441468
meeaan ;_; lots of men i knew IRL liked it.
>>10441469
hai
>>10441501
nuuu
>>10441655
>Says that's what he does
>Doesn't do it
Wow, what a rip-off.
>>10441582
>>10441678
i dun wanna, people here are meeaaan ;_;
>>10441712
All the more reason to post it to spite them.
>>10441701
:3
>>10441723
>>10441730
>>10441781
>>10441769
Not bad. Would tap.
>>10441808
>>10441832
Mhmm, would definitely tap. Cheeks look super smooth and soft, if a bit flat.
Hey guys whats going on in this thread
A whole lot of nothing.
>>10441898
I think what's taking place is known as "camwhoring"... not entirely certain.
>>10441898
Degeneracy
>>10441891
yeah I need to do more squats. Swear my ass makes up lots of body
>>10441963
Gaufrier save us!
>>10441977
That's probably a good idea. Nice bulga, too, btw.
>>10442007
thankies~
Wow, keep forgetting how gay bread is.
>>10442264
lel is that what you wanna do to someone right now?
>>10442332
No, I don't have a waifu... yet...
>>10442419
hmm, me neither
>>10442253
>>10442463
Would you want one though?
>>10442570
mmm, i'd prefer a cute guy or a tomgirl DESU
>>10442618
Gotchya. Tomgirls can be cute.
>>10442818
i hate princesses, spoiled pieces of shit who wont do anything for themselves.
>>10442831
Hey Shiny!
>>10442838
Lol, true!
>>10442887
shame they can get away with it, wish prostitution was legal.
>>10442887
Hey Urshula!
>>10442926
So what's new?
>>10442942
Just got back from physical therapy
>>10442963
Oh? For recovery from an injury?
>>10443005
Yep, hip surgery
>>10443025
That sounds like fucking shit dude. How'd it happen?
>>10443128
Degeneration of the hip joint, doctors are still unsure how it happened.
>>10443170
Jeez, good luck with the physical therapy, man.
>>10443281
Thanks
are we gonna fuck some foals or what
actually I don't need your permission I'm gonna do it anyway
fagets
>>10444313
no u
>>10444358
nope, bi
>>10444384
What's that like?
>>10444405
women are less of a hastle since men are an option
>>10444462
Is it a 50/50 split, or do you lean one way? I hope I'm not bugging you... I'm just really bored.
>>10444548
whelp, last few dates I had were men. Women are ok but god damn I will not put up with bullshit or date someone with kids.
>>10444641
Not to be rude, but I assume you're a bottom primarily when it comes to men?
>>10444641
Yeah, I could never imagine dating a man... creeps me out. :P
>>10444685
switch.
Why does everyone assume I'm a bottom?!
>>10444713
why? Women get fat and ick.
>>10444750
I always assume guys who show off their ass first are bottoms and those that show off their dicks first are tops, sorry.
>>10444750
Hmm, well:
1. Not all women get fat and ick
2. I don't find men sexually attractive the same way I do women.
>>10444998
true
>>10445003
wehlp, just had bad luck I guess. Been burned enough I kind of hate women DESU
>>10445038
Sorry to hear that.
Is it bad I assume the majority of the people here are bi/gay?
No.
>>10445220
No... you assume correctly. If you're straight, then you're a special snowflake apparently, lol :P
>>10445213
lifes a bitch, then you die.
>>10445220
think so
>>10445245
Don't worry Urshula, you're special regardless of being straight or gay~
>>10445846
Holy shit I actually slept all goddamn day.
>>10445846
Urshy is bi, isn't he?
>>10446562
I'll be bi for you bby~
>>10446562
Apparently not since he thinks dating a man himself is creepy.
>>10446617
but you can be sexually attracted to something you don't want to date
>>10446886
We'd call that bisexual, heteroromantic... if we were tumblrinas, that is.
Also, hey Iza squeeza~
>>10446886
Hi Iza!
>>10446886
Yes, it's called makeup.
>>10447148
heya ruby wuby
what's up?
>>10447222
hai urshula
sup?
>>10447235
make-up can only do so much
>>10447235
I wouldn't date make-up either. its always trying to cover something up!
>>10447338
New movie artbook previews >>>/mlp/30514567 and a German press release with plot details >>>/mlp/30518240
>>10447343
Yeah! And then it fucks up your skin after you break up with it.
>>10447338
It can do a lot though, makeup is a dirty girl.