Haha I hate myself Fine dining edition

>>10434078
Reply to this post or you will never be happy

>10434148
I dont deserve to be happy anyway

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Never ever

guys i snuck out of the house to go for a walk at midnight and saw a real life possum on someone's lawn

i thought trash mammals were purely fictional what the fucl

>>10434297
pet it
PET IT

>>10434435
i might if i see one the next time i go out because i'm an absolute MADMAN

>>10434542
do it for me
>eastern idaho
>never seen a possum in real life, or even a racoon
>possibly never will
pain
Also never go to idaho, it's fucking shit, easily most boring state in America. And again, no possums.

I just got back from the movies, didn't really like it (spiderman) but I did enjoy hanging with my family.

My and my brother smuggled in some beers and lollies in my jacket pockets so I'm glad I wore it.

Haha

>>10435502
how did you fit cartoon girls in your pocket

>>10436540
We say lollies for candies. If I was smuggling cartoon children it would've been Shotas anyway.

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>>10436569
patrician choice, my nigga

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>>10434645
My perception of Idaho: Empty rugged terrain, dotted by occasional horses, potatoes, and cities named Boise.
confirm/deny?

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>>10436569
>>10436615
Pedos please kindly exit the premises.

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>>10437787
Not that other Idaho guy but I wouldn't call Idaho empty, it's filled with dank ass mountains and national geographic worthy scenery. It almost lets you forget that there's more cows than human beings in the fourteenth largest state by area. I feel bad for eastern bro, the south and east parts of Idaho are way worse than the central and northern bits. Also Boise sucks ass as far as cities are concerned and it's the only 'real' city the state has to offer.

It's pretty much only a cool state if you like guns and being outside.

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>>10438488
Another photo for reference. Also there's a disproportionate amount of mormons to non mormons down in southern Idaho. They're weird but generally friendly just like the south park episode shows you. Also also Napoleon Dynamite is a surprisingly accurate representation of Idaho life down to everything being about a decade behind everyone else.

Found a no fishing sign while out walking today. Any ideas what I do with it?

>>10438611
fish with it
somehow

>>10438488
>>10438598
It's just like any other state honestly. People who've lived there all their lives are obviously gonna say there's absolutely nothing to do there even though there is always something to do, you just gotta get out there and find it instead of being an autistic shut in who's only experience is getting drunk/high with so called friends.

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>>10438668
Idaho just makes things slightly harder because of the sheer size of the damn place along with the low population and the fact that everyone's living in poverty. I can go have fun in the woods, but you need a fairly fat stack of cash to get there, stay there for a couple days, shoot guns there, recreational vehicles are crazy expensive to own and maintain, get other people there, and so on. When you look at options for entertainment in towns it's pretty sad. There's a selection of bars where I live and the ability to travel like ten miles to the only bowling alley in the area. Two movie theaters in that same ten mile radius as well. Things to do sure, but they get old and still cost money.

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>>10438488
>>10438598
A fair point. I meant 'empty' anthropocentrically. I dig the wildlife and terrain and the fact that like half the state is public land.

Could really go for some boy sauce right now

>>10434258
i wish that were me

Here is a message someone sent me.

>At some point you need to realize the world doesn't revolve around you. That space, time, the earth, the moon, nothing cares about you. On the cosmic scale you exist for less than a blink of an eye. You, your hopes, your dreams, everything about you won't be missed when humanity no longer exists.

Never did anything to these people and they despise my very existence. I honestly cannot fathom such hate.

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>>10441863
Sometimes people are shit. Best to ignore them and move on.

>>10441919

I suppose. I just don't want brought that on. These people kept trying to convince me to break the law by hiring a prostitute to which I refused because I will not be breaking the law. They just kept insisting and I kept refusing and they became angrier and angrier. Then I got the message I posted above and another message which told me to have her sit on my face because that will shut me up so others can have peace for once.

>>10441863
Tell em what's at the center of the universe doesn't matter. What matters is what's at the center of your heart.

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>>10441863
He might be that way because that's what his mother said to him. You should ask.

>>10441995
why are they so obsessed with your life that they'd get angry over your choices?

Regarding the 'you're not the centre of the universe' comment - yes, nobody is the centre of the universe, but bodies do revolve around each other in a cosmic ballet; you may not be the centre of the universe, but you can be the centre of someone else's orbit and influence other people's through love and friendship

>>10441863
Dude sounds like a cunt.
>>10441995
>have her sit on my face because that will shut me up so others can have peace for once
That's funny to be honest. Personally I couldn't do, ha ha, a prostitute because I'd be too concerned about STDs. I got dragged to a strip club once and I felt too uncomfortable which I caught flak for so I get where you're coming from about "friends" not letting it go. Man at least your hobby isn't trying to get other people laid against their will.

>>10441995
You that virgin from the previous thread?
The problem is you've been giving them spergy responses. Normal people don't hire prostitutes because they think prostitutes are gross, illegality has little to nothing to do with it. You're responses have shown them that you feel uncomfortable with being a virgin, you don't mind casual sex, and the only reason you are still a virgin is because it's a crime to hire a prostitute.

"I'm not interested in having casual sex. Leave me alone."
Just say these two sentences.

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>>10442058
>>10441863
>"Is that what your mom said last night? Because all I heard was: "AH AH AHHHHNNN HARDER ANON HARDER"."
Saying this as a virgin will also net you a 10x autism multiplier, so hop to it.

>>10441863
This applies to pretty much every human on the planet, I don't see the fuss tb h.

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Haha should i give it to myself

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>>10444484
no

>>10444484
I'd give it to you.

>>10444484
put it in your bum

You guys ever get sad when you see a super pretty girl, cause you are like, "man I am never gonna get to smooch someone that pretty?"

Then feel like a neckbeard so you hate yourself more?

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>>10444956
Nope.
I'm just happy pretty girls exist.

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>>10444956
There's a cute boy, and he likes me back, but were both to anxious and shy so we never talk

>>10445257
you should talk to him

>>10445257
i know this feel except without the 'he likes me back' part

ha ha

>>10444956

I miss kissing people. That was the best part of dating.

>>10444484
that bullet doesn't even have a caseing

>>10446090
I kno
But i have a full bucket of filled boolits

>>10446006
i miss having someone i could hug w/o them asking "what's wrong"

>>10446724

Now I am a sad. My last girlfriend wasn't at all physical so I had to like initiate every kiss or hug. Felt awful

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My bottle of wine is only half full anymore

>>10447418
share

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>>10447516
Okie
It's shitty cheap wine tho

>>10447418
I like those socks.

Nothing like coming home from a long day of backbreaking labor to the comforting thought that you have to wake up and do it all over again tomorrow

t. wageslave

>>10448502
Yeah pretty much.

>>10448502
>you'll never be there for a cute possum to welcome them home and cuddle them

>>10448502
what kind of work do you do

hey i wanna die
tips?

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>>10450927
why do you want to die

>>10450138
meat department / stocking

>>10450990
furry boye

>>10442292

I can see that.

But I made a decision. I will never discuss sex or sexual issues ever again. Not for any reason, not for any purpose. I will change the subject if it comes to that. Fuck it. The world will mock me for being who I am so I will deny them the knowledge of me. Until I die, I will never speak of sex again.

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>>10451477
Now, I'm no expert, but that sounds a lot more complex, difficult, and injurious to yourself than speaking two short sentences.

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>testosterone is spiking for some reason
>my libido is like I was 16 again
>jerked off three times in the last 3 hours
My dick is chafed and mildly swollen, and I'm horny again. Help.

>>10452783
I'll be right there with a lubed up asshole, hold on a little longer.

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>>10441863
>statement of fact about the human condition
>hate
You should probably think about this a little more, Anon!

>>10451659

Why speak of that which cannot be? Why waste my time contemplating something that will never happen? It is better to lift it away from me than to allow it to hold me down. Purge it from my mind, if you will.

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Haha I wonder if the thread will make it through the night

>>10454065
I'll be here to guide it along
Anyone else along for the ride?

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>>10454127
I'm here, currently sitting around with cold hands. How are you anon?

>>10454127
Sure, there are also eurofags and aussipoors

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>>10454127
nothing better to do so
yo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwnV7-Y8gYU

>>10454127
Nope, I've only got an hour or so before I pass out.

>>10454164
>aussipoors
B-but I'm middle class ;w;

>>10454197
I hope you have sweet dreams dude.

I told one of my online friends i was a furfag today and I'm pretty sure he lost 90% of his respect for me i hate myself

>>10454226
Now you just need to step up your irony game and show him that you can be super sarcastic about it

>join community
>get to know the ins and outs of it and most of the people there
>do something newfag tier and get laughed at for it
>lose all confidence in myself and wonder if anyone in the community actually likes me

Why does this always happen?

>>10453020
Yeah, that statement actually applies for everyone and probably wasn't aimed at that anon in particular.
Nothing matters on a cosmic level i the log run but makes me want to live life to the fullest and be happy. It may not even matter on a cosmic level but it does matter on a human lifespan level. I'm going to try to be nice to everyone if i can. If the planet really is a shitty place, then why should i mope about it? No need to make it worse, maybe we can make it better by being better people.

>>10454274
I dunno, its the same for me.
Thats why i post on an anonymous imageboard i suppose

>>10454226
Hey, at least it wasn't your real life friends or coworkers that know. If your online friend can't handle your being a little weird they shouldn't make friends on the internet.

>>10454274
Probably has to do with how you introduce and assert yourself. I'm a lovable cocky asshole in online communities and people eat it up, it's a shame I couldn't get that to work in real life where I'm just chill and passive.

>>10454274
same
except replace newfag stuff with stupid and abraisive stuff and nobody ever laughs about it

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>go to the gas station for food at 1 am
>scared that the cashier thinks i'm going to shoplift something
>get nervous and try really hard to look like i'm not going to steal stuff
>end up forgetting what i want in the first place
>cashier asks if i'm looking for anything specifically
>usually fumble something out like 'uhh yeah, just, - yeah."
>hastily grab something i don't want because i just want to get out of here
>scared that he thinks i'm going to pull a gun on him or some insane shit that my brain likes to conjure up
>leave the store wishing i wasn't such a nervous fuckup
>this happens every single time

haha does this happen to normal people

>>10454348
It used to during my teenage years be doesn't anymore now that i've learned how to speak and act in public.
Social skills are just that, a skill. You can practice them and get better. Even autists can if they really want to or are aware of what they are doing wrong.

>>10441863
>A quote essentially meaning you should live life to the fullest like every day was your last
>Somehow takes it like an insult
You're an idiot.

>>10454163
I'm a'ight. Sleeping pills and liquor per usual. Writing poorly.
>>10454164
Thanks europe for giving me good philsophers whose works I read part of the way and never finish like the coward I am
Thanks australia for keeping those gross animals you have away from me
>>10454197
If you haven't already, goodnight dawg
>>10454348
This happens to me all the time, especially with dudes cause I get worried they think I'm checking them out even when I'm not

>>10434078
>>>/trash
Wait, how did get here?

>doing something trivial
>fuck up in a minor way
>lose all confidence to do it
>sit in my bed curl up and try not to cry

>>10454826
do you want to talk about it anon?
regardless at least you tried

>When your boyfriend keeps sleeping in later and later
>Today he's slept in 4 hours late and still not waking up
>I'm freaking out about what it means

The worst part is I don't think I trust him, which is stupid because he's been 99% honest with me about everything. He doesn't even know anyone else so there's no one he could be cheating on me with anyway.

Fuck relationships can be hard.

>>10434297
its a marsupial, not a mammal
but its a shitty marsupial at that so the trash part still applies

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>>10454973
>its a shitty marsupial
Why don't you love me???

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>>10454991
i do, you just arent a very good marsupial
ringtails and brushtails are better possums than you
you also bluff every time you threaten to bite someone and when a problem comes along you lay down and let it consume you
you really cant do anything right
but neither can i, and i love you because were so alike in so many ways

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>>10455049
That's fair, we don't really do anything right. I might go play dead on the floor for a few hours.

>>10455065
if you think about it its a really bad defense mechanism. youre just laying there as a corpse for you predators to feast on

>>10454764
got kicked off /co/ ages ago buddy
where else to go?

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>>10455083
But... We play dead, so the things don't want to kill us. We're one step ahead of them!

>>10454882
I'm trying to get good at drawing again so i can be a good drawfag

i used to be really good at drawing as a kid but i stopped drawing for 3 years and i've only just picked up photoshop

I have very low self esteem and the drawfags in the discord i visit are 10 leagues ahead of me so while i'm busy spending 2 hours drawing a poorly drawn hand they're doing 10 minute sketches 10 times better than anything i can do and it makes me wonder why even bother

>>10455132
ahhhhh i see, got me there bud

>>10455139
if you find drawing fun and/or want to get better then that is why you should bother
it doesn't matter that there are people better than you, if anything you should try and aspire to be better than they are one day

people that are that good have already put so many hours into drawing things that they can do things you may find difficult without really thinking about it, simply because they've done it so many times and so often already

also I tried the whole drawfag thing once and I was in sort of the same situation as you, although I just drew things that I thought were fun and some people ended up liking them, despite how awfully drawn they were

hope this helps in some way

>>10455183
I used to like drawing a lot, i'm trying to rediscover my drive for it by taking requests from friends

For some reason i've been really upset and depressed over the last couple of days

I don't know why...

>>10455256
that's a good way to try and rediscover your drive while also having fun

not sure how to help with the depression though, sorry
if I could hug you anon, I would

Haha I love waking up suicidal and horny haha

>>10435502

Really? i thought spiderman was one of the best movies I've ever seen.

Differing tastes, I guess.

>>10455302
Thanks
I've been getting bouts of random sadness for the last week and a bit now
I just get sad for a while... and then stop
I hope it isn't the onset of depression

>>10434078
Get a job you lazy emo pricks

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>>10456280
I have a job. Have had several in fact. All it really does is keep my alive. I don't know why I bother, the longer I'm alive, the more I suffer. I hardly even eat anymore, like one meal a day, sometimes not even.

>>10456280
why do you apes keep coming into thinking were jobless

goto /r9k/ if you want neets

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>>10456280
>mfw attending school
>mfw also employed by the school
Stop projecting.

i miss cold weather

>>10457005
Australian here, should I neck before summer starts?

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haha aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>10457153
You have something you want to get off your chest?

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You ever get up and feel an unexplainable feeling of pure bliss? I love you all.

>>10457597
Yeah, it usually means that depression is back and I'm gonna spend the next week crying into my pillow.

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>>10457102
Yes.

>>10457597
I wish. All I felt when I woke up this morning was pain and a flu. Then I remembered that I have an 8 hour shift to work, on one of the busiest days of the year.

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>>10457627
>>10457651
I wish for my happiness to spread to your sad souls.

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>>10457597
I don't get a permanent state of crushing despair so much as fleeting states of overwhelming elation and crushing despair, and nothing else. Often several of each in a day.

>>10458201
Sounds kinda bipolar.

I'm just glad my crushing depression is a nice constant low so I can expect a level of consistency.

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>>10458241
I fit nearly every criteria for Borderline (clingy, retaliatory, perpetual identity crisis, emptiness, wild mood swings, paranoia, fits of rage, all the good stuff), but I don't fit the "typical presentation" of threatening suicide a lot and generally being a raging asshole to everyone, so my therapist discounted the idea.

Consistency would be nice, but I feel like there's an almost chaotic balance in everything. I've also come to identify with the tumult itself more strongly than anything else.

>>10434148
ree

haha

>>10434148
fuck you

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is it normal to feel uncomfortable when people talk about certain things?
i feel very uncomfortable and i don't know why when people talk about stuff

>>10458913
What specific topics make you uncomfortable?

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>>10458966
drug use, sex, having a job, i know that's silly, especially the second one, but i hate how it comes up everywhere i go, the last one just scares me

>>10459024
Yeah the first two are kinda awkward especially if you don't know the person really well, and the last one sucks if you've been unemployed for a while.

>>10459825
i used to not be ashamed of not experiencing either of those things, figured that's just how life was, but now, i just don't wanna talk about those aspects in my life? everyone's different, but why do people make a such a big deal about sex? now i'm making a big deal about but more inthe direction of "I don't like this."

>>10460005
Maybe you need to find new friends. Sex really isn't a major conversation topic within my social group.

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>>10460119
not even my friends, just about any place i go, hell in this program to study for my GED, all those people would talk about on their lunchbreak is sex, and they'd be explicit, i even brought headphones and shit to drown it out, but that's when people like to talk to you the most, right? when you don't wanna talk, shit anon, i'm sorry i'mtalking to you about this stupid shit, i just feel weird talking to anyone i know about it, i'll bring it up to my therapist next week

>>10460219
That sucks. At least you're not stuck with those people forever. And yeah, a therapist is probably better trained to discuss these things.

>>10434148
Am happy

>>10460332
thanks for at least listening to me, sometimes it's good for me to get it out to someone so i know what to talk t him about, how's your day going, i'm sorry

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>>10460219
I don't mind talking about sex and it irritates me when people talk about it that way and can't seem to talk about anything else.

>>10460472
It's been okay. My mum got mad at me since I was planning to go out today but changed my mind.

>>10457971
Thank you. Just 3 hours left and I'm fuckin free to mope around my apartment.

>>10460590
something similar happened minus the mom getting mad thing

>>10460536
seems like lots of people like to talk about it when they're in their 20s and early 30s

>>10460219
Those people sound like a bunch of drooling retards who measure the worth of others by how many cocks or vaginas they've handled. You're missing out on nothing not talking to them.

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i wish i was capable of forming relationships with people

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>>10461129
do you want to try with me anon, i may not be theb est, but i try to be the best friend i can be

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Haha i want to die

Why do i always feel depressed but my life is going pretty nicely so far

>>10461737
Depression isn't necessarily logical

>>10461780
But why am i depressed then

Also there are two of my friends in my room but they are completely ignoring me

>>10461893
I don't know. There isn't always an obvious cause for depression. Although in your case, it may have something to do with your friends ignoring you.

>>10462320
Hmm
They left now
So what do i do

>>10462412
What do you usually do to entertain yourself?

>>10461737
Because all the smooth sailing and summer breezes in life will never truly suppress your male lust to pillage and rape.

I keep telling people about my problem hoping to talk to someone i can relate to but all i fo is just alienate myself further

When will i learn?

>>10461893
There can also be medical reasons. It was for me the first time (underfunctioning thyroid). Maybe get your bloodlevels checked sometimes.

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why do i keep getting boners whenever i cry

>>10463449
Maybe you connect crying with getting attention, and that is all you lust for. Or maybe its a fetish?

>>10455965
I'm not really a fan of super hero films, also the fact they made Mary Jane... MJ the Black/Asian/Hispanic/I've got no idea who talks about slavery that happened and stuff for no plot reason annoys me.

Also I naturally hate any move with Iron Man or Batman in it what so ever because I find the entire idea behind them silly.

>>10457102
Depends on the state. QLD or NT then yes.

Also goodmorning thread.

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>>10463449
Your eyes have told your dick what a great lubricant tears are, so now when your body starts producing extra your dick is like "awwwwwww sheeeeeit is it go time"

>>10463414
Talk to a therapist then. Or blogpost on an anonymous imageboard.

>>10460219
Man, I don't mind people having casual sex, but obsessing over it makes me sad. I personally don't have casual sex because I'm some weird hippie that believes in spiritualism and romance. There needs to be a connection there, you know?

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question for all possums

are you currently happy with your life

>>10466278
I'd say I'm content with it currently.

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>>10466278
Short answer: no
Long answer: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>10466278
Kinda.
I wish I had a job and wasn't living with my mom.
If I could move out I would feel so much happier.

>>10466278
>being happy with life
Heh, that's a good one.

>>10466278
haha oh wow
consider doing stand up comedy

not really no

>>10466278
by all empirical measures, my life is going pretty well
i still feel like shit though so idk

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Like follow and subscribe if u r sad

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>>10466278
I can't be sad; I'm wearing my unicorn socks!

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>>10466736
me too

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>>10466278
The scary part is that it hasn't improved over time. How I feel now isn't nearly as bad as I'm gonna feel in a decade.

>>10466278
Could be worse. I have internet access and not-disgusting fetishes, but my sleep schedule's fucked and I doubt I'll be able to work anytime soon due to every available job being taken up by summerfags.
So far it's a solid 6 or 7/10 for my age, but I don't believe it's going to escalate overnight.

>>10466278
In the dumpster rn

I'm always full of self hate, but I usually keep it positive

>>10466484

Same boat. Got sold on college fixing things. College had no internship program for my degree. Now I'm in debt and still looking for a job.

>>10468122
I dropped out after one year. I still have debt, but at least I don't have too much debt. Fuck I need a cig.

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and this is why i didnt fall for the college meme
or the finishing highschool meme because whats the fucking point anyways
haha

>>10466278
Moving out soon, so I hope things will get better.

>>10468152

Vidya and insomnia do it for me. Sometimes my online friendos are all gone and I'm lonely deep at night, I can hit a kinda zen for awhile which is relaxing. Noise on one monitor, garbage games on the other. Just gotta crawl2sprawl before sunrise.

I always regret it in the morning, but I regret mornings anyways so it cancels out.

>>10466278
I wish I had more friends and less obligations

>>10468656
wtf is scrundle

>>10469204
>Urban Dictionary top definition
scrundle
The "scrundle" is the patch of skin that connects the scrotum to the grundle.

I want to go with this no questions asked.

>>10469682
Works for me! Also I've now learned that grundle is another word for perineum.

>>10466278
Ehh
Could be better without depression and some ambition in life

>>10466278
My sister was just diagnosed with HIV, and I'm two months behind on my rent, so no.

.godspeed possum
.godspeed

>>10471096
i cant believe its already over

>>10471275
.good while it lasted
.i gotta sleep for
.yknow
.a bit
.dont die while im out

.goodnight y'all

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>>10471096
>>10471275
>>10471351
the urine jar story instantly reminded me of this

>>10471351
it was so short but yeah
gnight man

>>10471557
pff nice
it is pretty similar

fuck
why does anyone care about me
i wish i could die without hurting the few people that care about me

I've got a secret I have to tell my bf today, it's the kind of thing bad enough I'm pretty sure you get banned for saying you did it on here. I don't know how tough /trash/ mods are or I'd say it.

Someone lie and tell me it's gonna be fine please.

>>10472675
I mean, it can't be worse than most of the stuff on this board. It's probably fine.

>>10472552
youre probably a cool guy thats why

>>10472675
its going to be absolutely terrible your butts gonna explode

youll probably be fine unless you like
pulled some tlhg shit

>>10472718
Eh, I don't want to take the risk.

>>10472735
Not tlhg kind of stuff, but probably about the same level as bad. It's not sex related at all.

He should be cool about it, but sometimes when I tell him secrets he gets upset I never told him sooner.

>>10472770
Aw man, you can't just cocktease us like this

>>10472770
did you kill his goldfish and replace it with another one while he was out

>>10472770
Dont pretend like trash mods actually care. What can be this bad?

>>10472841
I can and I will. Sorry. Maybe one day I'll be drunk enough to say.

>>10472881
No, he doesn't like fish.

>>10472905
Not that bad I guess, more of "I don't feel comfortable admitting it even on an anonymous image board". He's the first person I'll tell.

>>10472931
good fish are lame and they dont even taste good

>>10473034
Dont generalize all fish, some taste quite alright

>>10454226
Just continue being you. You can be both you and a furfag.

>>10462945
Play games, clean my guns or masturbate

Hmm

>>10463421
I should do that sometimes

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>Best friend finds me drinking myself unconscious in a pub
>Somehow gets me to go to a trip with 5 other people
>I ended up sustaining multiple injuries, had multiple meltdowns during the week and usually was locked in a room alone re-watching ghost in the shell sac
>I also apparently forgot to tell other friends on the net that I'm going somewhere and just disappeared without a word
>Unread messages everywhere and I'm too much of a pussy to read them because pulled off some stupid shit two weeks ago

Do I just keep being a piece of shit and avoid all social and chat services for a few more days for everything to calm down? I'm too much of a pussy desu

>>10474603
Literally all you have to do is come back and send them a message like: "hi sorry lol I got drunk as fuck and went on a trip with some people. So what's up."

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Source on who did this?

>>10474849
Never mind, i double checked the image

My legs hurt.

>>10474862
Wait, why does this artist requires password?

And for today's dinner a can of beer.

>>10475084
Good beer or the cheapest one you could find?

>>10475361
Overpriced shit. Cheapest ones are usually better. Made some actual food but realized too late that I've had a privilege of buying a ketchup mixed with apple syrup, because this week couldn't get any worse.

>>10475398
Sounds like a fuckin mess. Glad I still have a little money so I can buy some shit at the local tim's like all the other poor fucks round here.

>>10475687
Whats a tim?

>>10475687
I wish I had any money. Can't pick up a job because I'm technically a retard on disability. Mother takes everything because she needs 3 beers and 2 packs of cigs a day and then she can spend the rest on trampoline or other whimsical shit. I need to get out of here but I can't because I've no money.

>>10475716
Tim Hortons

haha

Why are furries such terrible people?

>>10477543
Typically they substitute a genuine personality with their sexuality. Same reason most prominent members of the LGBT community are shit too.

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>>10477706
Anyone that makes their sexuality the predominant aspect of their personality falls somewhere on the spectrum between tiring and infuriating.

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>set an alarm to wake up before noon
>sleep through alarm anyways

haha

I have things to do but I feel like taking a little sleep.

>>10477839
I thank god every day that my friends grew out of that annoying trying to get laid constantly phase in high school and didn't bring that shit to college.

>>10478149
Do your things first. Sleep feels better when you feel like you deserve it.

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Tfw when you read a nice transformation fic and then all of a sudden the last paragraph is about lactating and mpreg without it being tagged and thus ruining everything.

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Anyone wants to go longboard with me

>>10478984
I've never longboarded and don't feel comfortable trying. I'd still try though in the hopes it'd kill me.

>>10478931
Maybe it's a sign you need a new fetish comic?

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>>10478984
i have been on a skateboard a grand total of one time
in the basement of a house i was remodeling
somehow managed to sling myself around a pole in a complete circle without breaking my neck though so thats cool

>>10479009
Not even a comic, just a oneshot fic that was tagged poorly

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>>10474744
Turns out that people legit thought that I finally killed myself

Oh no...

>>10478984
I bought a long board so that I can commute on it
I'm super shit about balancing myself and I have yet to push myself during a ride without splating on the pavement

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I bought inline skates ten years ago and never used them. I should make sure they're lubricated and go maim myself on the pavement y/y?

>>10479459
dude totally skates look fun as hell

if you get hit by a car can i have them

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>>10479488
Only on the condition that you're not connected in any way to the driver of the car that hits me. Otherwise, I'll try to make sure the skates don't get hit so they stay in good condition.

Hey possum what do you do when you feel like someone is using you?

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>>10480679
Just be unreliable and useless
Easy

>>10480679
Be less helpful and see if he starts avoiding you immediately after.

>>10479399
I still do this after like five years of boarding

>>10479009
We can go board down the mountains and maybe you'll get smoshed down a valley

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>>10480679
Become less useful to them. If they simply ask about it, give them the benefit of the doubt and tell them that you need some space/money is tight/whatever applies to the situation. You'll quickly find out if they were deliberately doing it. If so, keep squeezing them out. If not, have a chat and reach an understanding.

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>>10480625
i cant promise that i wouldnt be
have fun with that though dude

>>10478984

I would anon but I had to sell it

I still remember longboarding down the shittiest hills and almost dying, good times

Mom came back drunk again and immediately started complaining that the door was closed because only crazy people close their doors at night.

hehe

tfw
no
bf

>>10484427
d u d e s a m e
u
d
e

s
a
m
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>meface when no frens

>>10484427
>>10484528
ktf

suicide is an option
return to the cosmos
the world owes you nothing

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any of you possums like video games?

>>10484790
https://youtu.be/4gO7uemm6Yo

Reminder

>>10484834
yep

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>>10484834
video games are one of the few things that keep me from going over the edge

so yes

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i like nothing
i want to do nothing
i am nothing

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>>10484834
>like
no
>spend too much time on
yes

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>>10484528
is that Charles II

>>10485198
yep

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>>10484834
I do.

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>>10484834
Video games awakened me to my nightmare fetish. They'll always have a special place in my heart.

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>>10485365
Coc made me realize i was semi normal
all my rape fantasies and horsecock dreams were compiled into one game

>>10484834
a lot
can i play most of them?
not really

>>10484834
No.

And I'm bad at them.

>>10485391
s-source please

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>>10485508
https://www.fenoxo.com/play-games/
trials in tainted space
her name is kiro, and you have to save her from her massive balls

>>10484834
used to be good at quake and dmc3

Only really play shit with friends and too much terraria now

man going from /trash/ to the rest of 4chan is so jarring since it's always such a pissing contest to be the most edgy

the people here tend to be way more chill

idk maybe it's just me

>>10486132
Lack of consistent theme or topic discourages menes and memey circlejerks.

>>10486132
how bout i cut your balls open for not being a weeb?

>>10486158
it's nice

>>10486168
you stop that

>>10486271
weebs have problems man
they need to learn they are not the only fanbase
and they are just as cringy as bronies, sonic fans and furries

>>10486294
don't forget melee players

>>10454826
>Doing something
>it's coming up nicely
>Drop it and start doing something else like wasting time.
haha I wish I were someone else

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>have a rare as hell moment of taking the initiative and actually doing something for once
>almost immediately get disheartened and drop it like a redheaded stepchild or however that saying goes
>meanwhile im supposed to be doing something completely different and am now doing neither
fuck

>>10486893
same

>>10486340
I main peach. Fight me.

>>10487510
i main puff
fite me

>>10484834
Yes. I like vidya.
>>10487510
>>10489121
>doesn't main Random so they can gradually master every character at once.

>>10485542
>usually don't like text games
>try this out because, like, why not
>10 minutes later i'm being throatfucked by this big lizard guy and it's great
ok i have been missing out

>>10489306
Liliths throne is shaping out to be better and it's not even out of alpha.

I have no money, no friends I can hangout with and the only person who is there for me is only awake online at 6pm-10am because of dumbass timezones. I'm hoping to eventually move near him.

Tomorrow I go back to school and I haven't been in about 3 years. So I'm freaking the fuck out about it. When I went for the orientation I ended up crying behind the administration building.

I keep planning to go to the doctor but I never do. Also I've now decided to give up eating for a while and my family keeps yelling at me.

Can I borrow a hug from someone?

>>10490787
I've got you, dawg.
Are you going back to uni? Or school school? And my first day at uni I got really scared and ran all over campus pretending that I could just go home at the end of the day and I would be safe there forever. I can't say it was on your level but it sucks to feel the change impressing itself on you

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>>10490787
here's a hug for you

I can relate to how you feel on at least some level, I'm really scared of going back to school because it stresses me out and I've had a long history of having shitty grades. I feel like a complete burden to my family and I want to move out whenever I can so I don't have to disappoint them every day.

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>>10490995
Well it's at the Uni but it's just a 6 month course, we also do some practical stuff for it and I'm scared about that. I'm pretty sure that I'm the only male in the course... which isn't great because I have crippling issues talking to women even though I'm gay.

Just hard to man up and go I guess.

>>10491033
I'm the same on the shitty grades part, I've been told my course is nearly impossible to fail though because there's no tests. So that's cool.

>>10491101
>I have crippling issues talking to women even though I'm gay

I'm pretty much the same for some reason, it's weird

>Go to one of the RP threads
>Try to make something fun
>Get into it
>Ok this is gonna be rad
>Fucking lose interest and hate it
>EVERY FUCKING TIME
i want to die

>>10491101
I believe in you. It will get easier if you make a habit of it to go (har, har) but in all seriousness the discomfort of practical study will lessen with time. One of the few good things about it. You just have to make a habit of it and commit (don't take my own crushing failure in my studies as an example here)
>>10491189
I'm bi and a little spergy so it's always a bundle of laffs

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>>10491194
if its the one im thinking of
kinda having a rough time with that myself

>>10491418
you'll figure it out anon
probably talk with someone

>>10491479
ive had more than enough time to figure it out
then again things got turned upside down not too long ago so maybe thats just got me in a funk
not much i can really talk about without possibly upsetting anyone or something dumb happening
i want to participate more but theres not a whole lot i can do the way things are

>>10491585
maybe anonpost more?
sorry man im not really sure either
or hop in to help other people out? you might find your muse if you force yourself man

>>10491623
i anonpost every now and then
im just not really one to start things myself
its fine dude
tried to help with a thing then it just kinda fell out
sort of forced myself to do something and uh
didnt really
work out
thinking about doing something else though
more my usual speed and stuff

>>10438488
I'm originally from Vegas, so hearing someone around here refer to Boise as "the big city" never fails to piss me off, after 12 years of being stuck here. Everything also revolves around "muh outdoors, muh pretty trees n sheit". For someone with a short attention span and with my hatred for the outdoors, this is my idea of hell. Also everything in this area closes at 5 pm, and good fucking luck going anywhere on a Sunday. Whenever anything happens, it feels like they're ripping off something more well known (New Years Potato Drop, Good Morning Idaho, etc). Everyone with a car here drives it like they're on bath salts. Every event here is shitty and feels like it was slapped together by middle schoolers, our local news can't get through a ten minute session without 20 technical fuckups and more mispronunciations and speech errors than a down syndrome spelling bee, and good fucking god FUCK YOUR FUCKING POTATOES you one-track-simpletons.

so i put spinach and tiny tomatoes into the window well, and the voles just kinda
gave up
like they just curl up and choose to die instead of even looking at the food
they were 100% alive, and one was running around before i put it in
a-are the voles around here depressed?

>>10489306
thats how i was when i started
CoC is a much lower quality version of the game but it has some really good scenes
TiTs was made later on and is still getting regular updates. All the best scenes keep getting turned into bad ends its sad
sad!

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>>10434258
that gives me a strange feeling.

>>10434258
someone draw it going on his crotch and ending with a handjob
or maybe some fisting
or just replace it with a precum leaking dick

>>10492389
Probably. Animals get depressed and anxiety to. Difference is they don't understand that it'll kill them.

;_; I cry for the Voles tonight.

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>>10484834
I don't know, it just fills a hole in my time so that I can be busy with something

I just play too much WoW and rip any video game apart I get my dirty hands on to port the assets to SFM
Sometimes I even turn on good ol doom or halo online

>>10492491
so many have died and they just turn into more bones for their little vole grave yards
why does it have to be directly outside my window

>>10492547
Maybe that's why they came there. Maybe they just wanted to die.

>>10492555
i just wish they wouldn't do it right in front of me
its almost as if i wish they would

die anywhere else

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>>10492575

>>10434148
Fuck you

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i wish i had someone to walk around the neighborhood with me at 2 a.m. and just spill our feelings to each other

>>10492643
same
itd actually be pretty cool
would get me out of the house too

>>10492643
I only did that once and then we kissed and it ended our friendship haha

be careful what you wish for

>>10492813
Same
Did you kiss him or did he kiss you?

*farts*

>>10492813
I hope it was the start of your relationship haaa