This is the Official Pony /b/read! If you find another, redirect

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>ywn be raped by the edgy quad paraplegic

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>>10423891

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>>10423923
Quadriplegic?

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>>10423941
Heh Heh! :P

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>>10423980

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>>10424030
>EqG

Why did I find this in the /trash/ board?!

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>>10424070

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>>10424082
Because you touch yourself at night.

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>>10424082
all the mlp shit that isn't allowed on /mlp/ is contained on trash.

>>10424119
Last time I checked, I wasn't 4Chan!

>>10424145
Yes, I understand that! But all I see is Octavia with earbuds, some instrument that looks like a Violin & a magazine that says "piano and cellos".

>>10424159
You're turbo dictionary thesaurus is what you are! Spit it Webster!

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Day three, no sight of my butthole, doc appointment in a month or so.

Ima be fine.

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>>10423891

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I think I may have just had a power surge or power outtage or something... everything died for a second. Anyways, gotta go!

>>10424327
Thanks! :3

>>10424090

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>>10424332
Morning Rap!!
sleep well?

>>10424351
>>10424351
>>10424351

>>10424380
You're welcome! and c ya later!

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>>10424310
The bump completely covers your butthole now?

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>>10424351
das cuuute
>>10424380

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>>10424405
>>10424416

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>>10424429

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>>10424405
For the most part yeah.
I'm having these dreams though rather consistently.
I don't really want to go into them though cause It'll make me sound insane.

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>>10424412
Ima be fiiine... has you seen any unaccompanied buttholes wandering around?

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>>10424429

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>>10424575
Heya Rose, how're you?

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not bad, trying to find something to do atm.

and yourself?

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>>10424601
>>10424725
whoops.

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>>10424463
Oh, well no worries, I've been having a pretty nasty night myself , see >>10422169

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>>10424725
Draw something!

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>>10424725
>>10424814
Lol, Rosey pls~

>>10424837
Are... you SURE, you're not in Australia?

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>>10425147
something ghey

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>>10425147
yes sir/

>>10424283
What the fuck do you mean?!

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>>10425283
Do you remember our family home? Our small shine shack in the wood? Yard littered with decaying automobiles and refuse. It is a strip mall, with a strip club now.

A place for families who drive camries, and go to Disney.

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Have you ever told someone irl about /b/read?

>>10424351
>>10412821
2late ;)

>>10425796
Nope, and I never will.

>>10425796
I did

>>10425796
Does it count if I met them in /b/read then irl to tell them about /b/read?

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>>10425226
Let's see. Spiders...check
cockroaches....check

what's the 3rd defining element of being in Australia?

also gonna go take a much needed shower now, laters

>>10425796
I also ask >>10426199

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>>10425895

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All these anons answering my question.

>>10426399
if you are a good boy i will tell you the tracking number

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>>10426420
>420
Braise it, faggot

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edging: aka filibusting a nut

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>>10426486
STOP

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>>10426279
Arsonist tree's

Have a good one Canon

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>>10426523
Ima finna make you bust it!

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>>10426626
yeesh.

>>10426535
hmm. okay then
it will be a tense span of indeterminate time for you

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>>10426651
Stick your toe in your ear!

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>>10426659
why would you do this

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>>10426726

>>10426789
im a bored cruel deviant and i think it will be a dope look for you

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>>10426659
Are you blackmailing skitty? You should just spit it out, it can't be that bad.

>>10426880
>3 x 16 x the answer to life the universe and everything + 1
>not killing yourself

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I realized what it must be and even though I'll probably never see pictures, I will be anxiously awaiting the story.

>>10426880
not quite, though i might be mailing him something black
i never spit it out and you must realise that when it comes to skitty it really could be that bad.

It's a skirt

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>>10426803

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>>10427186
I doubt that it's just a skirt, I bet it's a full outfit that includes a skirt.
I wonder if he had to ask for hismeasurements or if he just guessed.

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>>10427208
there's a reason they call me hoover~

Skitty a good boy he dindu nuffin.

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>>10427338
Cause dam?

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>>10427338
Who's "they"?

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>>10427410

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>>10427437
my boyscout troop leaders.
what's it to you?

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>>10427449
Ha

>>10427307
Oy vey I wonder who's behind this

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>>10427510
come to think of it, you're the one who sucks.

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>>10427613
Oh please, not even for rocks.

I'm back.

I literally can't believe this place is still going. I weep for humanity.

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>>10427763
TOP KEK!

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>>10427712
I'll teach your grandma to suck eggs.

>>10427750
>weep
>aka crying
lmao, what a pussy

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>>10427750
Rip humans.

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>>10427780
You don't have a pussy though, you just happen to be one.

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>>10427818
and yet I still get more than you do.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_saI0Jg_4cc

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>>10425275
This is cute~

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>>10427864
Because everyone wants an open pussy.

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i feel my hetrosexuality slowly slipping away

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we 1500000000 unix tiem nao

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>>10427307
That article is real and the narrative is "real world events will make you racist" kek

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>>10427923
are you calling me a gaping pussy?

>>10427875
she is always cute.

>>10427307
someone should make a buzzfeed clickbait title like "These 5 banned videos will make you racist"

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>>10427986
I know right?
'Black people are criminals, we can't tell this to the public or we might have to do something about it.'

>>10428039
KEK

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For my love I dug a green grave,
I lowered her down into the fern
2 falcons came flying from up there
And one of them flew hard into the other,
And red drops fell down

Until the veil falls,
Until the silence is broken,
Stay by my side, please don't wake me
Until the winter is over,
Until the day dawns,
Stay by my side, please don't wake me

On the next night, I met my love
In the forest, under animals, she was awake
2 falcons led us both into slumber
And further down, showed us the way

We are lying together at the end of the night,
We were the ghosts we were calling out to
We are standing before the abyss and peering down,
The depths don't hold us (back) anymore

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>>10428067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5N8duF-pPM

>no one on the entire site got the 1500000000000s.jpg get

how anti-climatic

>>10428110
wut?

>>10428120
take a look at people's timestamps..

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Back bitches! Bought a 128GB flash drive and offloaded 80GB of video onto it, so I'm not running out of space on my laptop.

>>10428110
Darn!

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>>10428021

YOU'RE always cute.

>>10428132
still not getting it.

>>10428158
Look at the 4chan image names now. The numbers for the images are over 1500000000000.

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>>10427926
It's not gay if you wear a dress

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>>10428021
I might be, yeah.

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>>10428158
See how >>10428152 is 1500000998066.png? I flipped it to re-upload.

>>10428247
I only see it if I open the images.

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>>10428152
pervert!

>>10428246
that's not very nice...

>>10428272
if you hover over the file name your browser will tell you where the url leads before you click it, also there is a tooltipp that shows you the timestampp version of it

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>>10428272
Yep, those are the unix timestamps! :P How're you?

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>>10428327
>>10428331
Fair enough.

>>10428362
we had been talking about this date time rollover yesterday, remember the y2k and year 2038 thing?

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tfw 14XXXXXXXXXX timestampps are oldfag material now

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>>10428400
y2k vaguely, not the 2038 thing

>>10428282

Guilty as charged, but you're still kinda cute.

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cringiest picture you can find on your HDD

GO GO GO

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>>10428518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kIsEzEmI9w

>>10428470
probably not the cringiest but you'll appreciate it the most.

>>10428518
>>10428597
Thats the video its from if you didn't already know

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>>10428597
it looks like some badly translated german magazine article of some nerd working on a mac?

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>>10428470
>

>>10428451
probably.

>>10428648
kek, well yeah, that's where I got the webm.

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>>10428674
but that's funny because chrischan

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>>10428470
I don't really have any cringe pictures.

>>10428723
u just posted one

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>>10428712

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>>10428663
What about this one?

>>10428676
yeah, I didn't know if you just stumbled on the webm or knew its source, that's all.
its source is fucking hilarious.

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>>10428732
I mean, I do have screencaps...

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>>10428752
but this isn't cringey, it's plain fuckin hilarious

>>10428776
TOO FAR

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>>10428752
>that greentext
Omg...

if you took a bowling ball and suspended it in space, then placed an apple around it, how may years would it take for the apple to orbit the bowling ball?

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>>10428878
What about this?

>>10428915
There's another similar one I saw once on r/incels, but I'll never be able to find it.

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>>10428979
420

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>>10429005
now im wonder why you had this saved

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>>10428878

1499999999027 >>>/a/159778293
1499999999030 >>>/b/738805502 (Dead)
1499999999064 >>>/pol/133567693
1499999999134 >>>/pol/133567694
1499999999135 >>>/g/61364305
1499999999209 >>>/pol/133567695
1499999999287 >>>/pol/133567696
1499999999318 >>>/a/159778297
1499999999365 >>>/s4s/5581609
1499999999452 >>>/s4s/5581607
1499999999560 >>>/a/159778294
1499999999609 >>1454405
1499999999715 >>>/pol/133567698
1499999999719 >>>/s4s/5581610
1499999999735 >>>/b/738805503
1499999999752 >>>/pol/133567699
1500000000114 >>>/a/159778296
1500000000258 >>>/g/61364306
1500000000267 >>>/s4s/5581608
1500000000345 >>>/v/383857587
1500000000347 >>>/bant/1416906
1500000000547 >>>/s4s/5581611
1500000000707 >>>/a/159778299
1500000000711 >>>/v/383857586
1500000000714 >>>/s4s/5581612
1500000000799 >>>/v/383857589
1500000000832 >>>/pol/133567700
1500000000928 >>>/s4s/5581613
1500000000930 >>>/pol/133567701
1500000000996 >>>/a/159778300


>tfw no one got the 1499999999999 get
>tfw no one got the 1500000000000 get

wtf

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>>10429005
>that image is how Raptor envisions himself

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>>10429038
For just such a moment :3

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>>10429106
nah I'm not a furfag

>>10429149
>dinosaur
>furfag

is that even furry?

the raptor you posted looks hairier than furry

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>>10429170
I don't care what subcategories of mental illness there are, I'm none of it.

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>>10429170
Scaley?

>>10429194
Lol, I'm just joking :P

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1499991884050.webm

MY FUCKING SIDES

this place looks a lot like where i live

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>>10429185
Hey Fleur!

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>>10429240
soils probably a spot redder than where you are.

>>10429270
from that pic looks just like certain areas in my ranch, it varies from place to place anyway

>>10429240
That poor creature...

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>>10429264
hai
>>10429264

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>>10429296

>>10429303
animals are retarded sometimes, i once hit a cat at 120mph in my vw beetle and it destroyed the radiator. also hit a bird probably around 170-180mph and it felt like a grenade went off

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a moment of silence for the cat skitty ran over.

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>>10429350
wat

the dirt in texas is pretty red in places. i don't have many pictures but this is the only one I've taken i can quickly find where the dirts red in the ranch, there's places where its a lot darker

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>>10429326
How's it going? Is Octavia your favorite? Fleur Dis Lee?

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>>10429420
I'm still posting cringe images at you

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>>10429448
one of em

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>>10429687
now that is a spicy meme.

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>>10429700
Awesome! Here are some stories: https://pastebin.com/dMGiu2Rv

I'd recommend
>Love Conquers All
https://pastebin.com/58DVfvFd but it's kinda long.

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>>10429399
hey there's not much you can do about animals and their instinct to run into the direction of oncoming vehicles when they have the chance

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>>10429795
thankies

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>>10429824

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>>10429824
I'm not ribbing you.
just lamenting the loss of one of god's perfect killing machines.

https://www.nature.com/news/lights-camera-crispr-biologists-use-gene-editing-to-store-movies-in-dna-1.22288

>people can now store gifs in peoples DNA

how long will it be until someone infects you with a virus that stores CP in every cell of your body and makes the government classify you as illegal and burn you alive

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>>10429965
that would make for a pretty cool action movie.

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>>10429965
2, maybe three years.
tops.

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>>10430009
It already is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9V7rz2Dg7g

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>>10430058
>blocked in your country

lmfao

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>>10430058
It's blocked... kek!

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>>10430116
>>10430157

Johnny Mnemonic

just download it.

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>>10430197

>>10430259
wut

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>>10430259

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>>10430259
>>10430359
why the FUCK is 1.gif 2x2, and 2.gif 1x1?

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>>10430259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1SArILAHPw

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>>10430531
Because fuck you, that's why!

>>10430531
internets oldest epoch filename images?

>>10430532
lel

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so people say infinity is the largest number

but what if i multiplied it by 2?

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>>10430579
REEEEEEE

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>>10430617
then you get to double infinity, which happens to also be infinity.

>>10430644
but it's twice as infinity as infinity

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>>10430617
>>10430644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrU9YDoXE88

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>>10430690
Only until you count to twice infinity.
Then its just infinity.

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>>10430717
>vsauce
normie.

>>10430717
>it's already been a year since that video
D::

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>>10430758
k

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>>10430793
My how time flies closer to the inevitable moment that we choose to kill ourselves in.

what if you stepped out of the shower and opened the door to see someone was peeking out of the corner of a hallway and you recognize it to be you, so you ask who's there and follow, then you catch a glimpse of them peeking out of another corner and moving away again and you're sure it's you on the other side... then later that night something wakes you up and they beat the shit out of you abruptly and vanish

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>>10430849
did this happen to you, skitty?

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>>10430818

>>10430889
no

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>>10430927
so you don't usually have to beat yourself off when you wake up? lucky, some people have to fight their evil clones every morning.

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>>10431061
... this sounds sexuel

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Good evening everyone.

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>>10431102
Good evening!

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>>10431095
a double entendre?
you know me better than that.

>>10431102
good morning.

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tfw bored
no one to talk to
nick only chooses to troll me now
too lazy to do some of the stuff i want to do

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>>10431133
>>10431177
Hey Rose, Urshula, how are you two tonight?

>>10431231
I talk to you, Skitty.

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>>10431231
work on any music lately?

>>10431270
well enough.
how are you?

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>>10431270
I'm doing alright.

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>>10431290
I'm alright, but my sleep schedule is still fudged at the moment. Supposed to get my glasses repaired tomorrow, too.

>>10431362
Good to hear!

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>>10431409
I have to wear glasses... my vision is 20/100.

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>>10431409
playing a little too rough, eh?

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>>10431521
That's rough. I've had to wear glasses since the 6th grade, haven't had a new prescription in a few years either.

>>10431545
More like falling asleep with my glasses on because I'm dumb.

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>>10431545
Hey sparklename, are you Rose?

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>>10431601
sounds like the sort of thing that would be a common mistake. lol.

>>10431604
who wants to know?
do you still think khajiit are "comic relief"?

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>>10431647
I want to know!
You're still mad, so I'll assume that it's you.
How is life?
Do you only play as one who walks deserts, or have you tried a different race?

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>>10431726
things are fine.
and of course I'm still mad.

what's up with you?

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>>10431777 (checked)
I'm sucked into heavily modded Skyrim and apart from that my life is rather boring. I really need to talk to people.
People in real life, that is.
I won't take back what I said, because it's a really good meme, but I will say that M'aiq is the only one who fits the description of comic relief.

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>>10431871
what he said about dragons was correct.
I'd ask which mods, but it's well beyond bed time for me.

good night gauie~

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>>10431871
That is an amazing gif. What mods are you rocking?

>>10431897
G'night Rose!

>>10431897
I consider subtle fourth wall breaking and critic-dismissal to be comic relief

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>>10431919
The first time that I saw it, I was expecting her to crash into the twin towers.
I have 49 active mods. Too many to list. Most are balance changes, lore friendly add-ons, re-textures and bug-fixes.
I don't have waifu mods, but I do have a ragdoll kissing.

>>10432029
*ragdoll kissing mod
It's more ridiculous than hot.

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>>10431897

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>>10432029
>>10432051
>I do have a ragdoll kissing
Kek, nice! I used to play a ton of Skyrim around when it was first released, then I got bored with it and just kinda stopped... wasn't able to install many mods due to my shit internet. Logged 119 hours, which is the most playtime out of all my steam games. Interrogator showed me this: https://www.loverslab.com/.

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>>10432178
Ahh...
The place which shall not be named.
I thought about the mod, "Shlongs of Skyrim," but I think I'll save it for a joke play-through.

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>>10432111
How's it going, Rap? Doing okay?

>>10432251
Hahaha, really? :P

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>>10432334
Yeah, stressed but what else is new?

>came too late for some skittyhole
why live

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>>10432398
Ah... I was kinda getting that feeling. Is it work? Hope you feel better. In the middle of a storm currently.... had another power surge, and I'm having connection problems. If I'm gone suddenly, then that's probably why.

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>only 49 mods

Умиpaeтe? Хoтитe жить вeчнo? Tpeбyютcя вoлoнтepы.

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>>10432722
You'll be right.
It's a combination of things, work but primarily my severe anxiety I think.

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>>10432804
Sounds rough, Raptor. Hope you can ease out of it soon.

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>>10432804
Well... I'm available on steam if you wanna talk.

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>>10432843
Eh, I can always kill myself if it never gets any better.
how're you Mei?

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>>10432852
Oh so you added him back huh.

>tfw Interrogator does not add you back

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>>10432876
knowing you it'd be a joyful one~

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>>10432876
I just assumed he changed his name after he unadded people. Plus his name was some seemingly random string of letters.

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>>10432868
Yep... I can add you back too, if you want to ask me more questions.

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>>10432866
Alright as usual. Could use a shower in a bit.

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>>10432876
How are you, Darwin?

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i feel like eating chicken period

>>10432897
He is not so bad there; the questions are joyously lacking.

>>10432906
What does this have to do with what I said? What the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10432973
I am moderately neat-o. Yourself?

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>>10432998
Read this.

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>>10433003
Great! I'm fine. Reading a /g/ thread about what's popular with "the younger generation" >>>/g/61348418

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>>10433017
I don't normally read fanfics, but when I do, they remind me why I don't.

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not sure about the chicken period anymore but i am kind of hungry desu

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>>10433049
My faith in humanity is already flimsy at best. I will skip that one for now.

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>>10433149
So what were you up to all day?

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>>10433205
bangin foals

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>>10433205
Stuff

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anyone else eat with finger sporks?

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>>10433161
you want frozen yoghurt?

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>>10433256
i legit have a phobia with yogurt or something.. even the name triggers me desu

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yogurt

GURT

GUUURT

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>>10433281
Is that why you like peanut butter?
Pea-nut
Pee-nus
Penis

Penis nuts.

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>>10433281
you wan sum girlgurt?

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>>10433321
...

>>10433343
DISGUSTING

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>>10433321
hmm
tenuous

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>>10433352
If nick took you out and got you yogurt would you eat it?

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>>10433343
Mmm, girlgurt. Sounds delicious.

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>>10433381
Made from 100% vaginal expulsions.

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>>10433374
idunno
depends

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>>10433205
Stuff.

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>>10433352
haha faggot

>>10433352
ikr

>>10433428
emissions you ffuck

how powerful are storms on uranus

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>>10433428
Could either be really good or really bad...

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>>10433459
>>10433428
If it's yogurt, wouldn't it have breast milk in it as well?

>>10433453
the action of forcing something out of the body.

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secretions

filly secretions

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>>10433502

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>>10433502
Anything new with you babs?

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>>10433529
lightly scented natural lubricants

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>>10433548
How's it working out for you if you've had the chance to use it yet?

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>>10433538
yeah I got promoted a month ago and I've been doing a shit ton of work ever since, probably headed into a 60 hour week this week

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>>10433561
you just massage the filly gently until she starts producing them

you're good to go at that point although I do like to eat a lot of it first, which runs a risk of drying them out so, it's a balance thing

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>>10433478
Sure

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>>10433586
Oh man, I remember first seeing that thing years ago. It was and still is so bizarre to me.

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>>10433562
That's a lot of hours, how many of those end up being on the weekend? When I was on 1st shift I worked hours close to that, work an extra 2 hours a day then come in on Saturday for 6 to 8 hours. Now that I'm on 2nd I usually only have to work 8 hours on Friday as overtime.

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>>10433608
Milky Way. She was banned from /mlp/ like 4 years ago.

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>>10433619

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>>10433609
normally a week is 40 hours, ie. like a civilized country. I realize 80 hours is the standard week in america for reasons I can't and don't want to understand

usually I get sundays off but I've been working them and taking one day weekends, but next week I have training that starts on a day off, and I can't take Saturday off to make up for it, and the department will be screwed without the manpower so I'll be in at 5am every day for a couple hours before training starts to help out.

So, 50 hours mon to fri, plus 8 or more on saturday

even though the training won't really be much work it's going to be boring and horrible

>>10433642

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Anyone here know if artificial diamonds are distinguishable from normal diamonds?

>>10433659
They can be scratched with normal diamonds

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>>10433659
presumably, otherwise diamonds would be cheap

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>>10433647
40 hours is the standard here too, any more that that is considered overtime. I work 4 10 hour days and if they don't need me to come in for overtime on Friday I get a 3 day weekend.

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>>10433608
The great milkmare of Trottingham shall never be forgotten!

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>>10433665
Really?

>>10433670
Yeah, thats what I wanna know I guess.

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>>10433640
It's not wonder. I'd be surprised it wasn't sooner if I didn't see what kind of stuff /mlp/ allows normally.

>>10433659
You mean Quebert Zirconium or whatever it's called? Yeah, a proper jeweler would be able to tell easily.

>>10433687
Oh Lord, how'd she even come about, anyway?