ITT: Pokemon Are Real. (This thread takes place in a new universe.

>>10419210
brock

rip

Surge seems like he's got good intentions, though uh, not sure how I like the idea of Kanto unifying the world.

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>>10419350
>Forgot image RIP

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>>10419210
Not anyone in particular.

>>10419203
Could be worse, could be none at all.

>>10419350
>>10419355
I'm getting news that he is actually cleaning up the daycares in Kanto, so, I guess you might be right.

>Rolling: minutes until relocation, last two digits

bork

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Hey PAR, Hoennfag here. What's the job market in Kanto-Johto looking like?
Shit?

>>10419608
Extremely shit.

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>>10419608
From what I've heard?
Shit.

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>>10419651
>>10419678
Well my old group is defunct and I'm running out of cash to pay my rent with. What do?

piss baby

goo

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>>10419692
Old group?
Uh, hell... Do a shit job like McDonalds or something until you find something better

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.alright what do you do when you accidentally get a bunch of real estate

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>>10419210
i met candice once while i was working
she's pretty cool

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>>10419764
Can't be worse than the old group, thanks Anon.
>>10419850
...Go into real estate agency? Rent it out to people?

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>>10419891
Do you have any notable skills, before you end in fast food hell?

>>10419764
Hey
1) How's the leg going?
2) Anything to say about Thomas Street, specifically at the 33?

>>10419850
A real estate empire.

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>>10419387
I am, and I'll be doing more to improve my region after that. I've been hearing reports that many of our other gym leaders are absent most days, and this cannot stand!

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>>10419891
>>10420048
.hell yeah here we go
.my conquering of earth begins
>rollin for purchases

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>>10420048
Uh, two pokemon that are fairly competent, one that isn't as much. I can speak Hoennian, Kantoinese and Unovan.
And, uh, experience with battle and technical work.
>>10420062
Fallarbor town has a fair amount of cheap real estate and land if you can find someone to build in the ash.

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>>10419891
>Desire to know more intensifies
>>10420048
1) Hurts, I no longer trust stairs.
2) Little birdy said our satellite bought half of 33. Good thing I'm not using AT&T.
>>10420116
... Aren't Hoennian and Kantoinese the same language? Like... Dialects or something?

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Hey guess who isn't being loaded down with self destructive politics? Anyone want to hang out?
>>10420062
I'm not even going to question why a satellite is posting here. Celadon could use some help in the real estate market if you would.

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>>10417559
Not planning it. Did... you just accuse me of poaching?

>>10417729
That. That makes much more sense okay.

>>10419210
My dad!

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>>10420052
Completely unacceptable in a region where the challenge is everything, isn't it?

>>10420116
Define "technical work"

>>10420141
Hell yeah he did.
Work and a place to stay in the same package.

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>>10420355
Laaaaance
Lance
Falkner was sniffing your curtains
>>10420361
>This is the longest lasting hug ever
>Morty's not gonna let go until actually told to do so though so
>Hug: continue
"Falkner, what did you think Sandalwood was?"

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>>10420141
Dialects but if you're applying for a Unovan job you list them separately usually.
>>10420394
I know how to pilot a submarine and work scuba gear.

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>>10420438
>It's been almost 5 hours
>These two grown men have been hugging
>For almost 5 hours
>The nercomantic stoner and the pretty bird person have been hugging
>For five
>Hours
...It's the wood they make geta with, right?

>>10420355
Morty lights blood and shoes on fire.

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>>10420438
I mean if he likes the smell of dragons then that's his choice.
>>10420504
...Do you need me to come over there?
>Hop on whichever dragon it is for the day.
>Roll for minutes to stoner house with last number.

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>>10420394
He's living there now?
>>10420442
Ah. I getcha.
You might be able to get a job working for a marine biologist.

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>>10420442
Doesn't Hoenn have a pretty big shipbuilding industry? Either way, you could easily find something here in Castelia.

>>10420587
In a way, yes. And so I will do as well.

>>10419210
Milk and cereal

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>>10420116
.ooooo nice
.on it
>>10420355
.hell yeah
.i will own all the regions

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>>10420504
>zap is there
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>10420504
>I was going to make a joke about record breaking hug times but the world record is 32 hours so
>Morty just sighs and pats Falkner's back
"Tree sap, Falkner. Tree sap."
>>10420520
>Silly Lance, this is the bird house, not the stoner house
You're going to get your ass bitten by a bird in five to fifteen minutes.
You're welcome.

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>>10420520
>0
>Fastest Dracomancer
You're already here, so I guess yes is the answer

>>10420702
>give seeds

>>10420707
>We can do it
>We're going the distance
>We're going for speed
>We're all alone
>ALL ALONE
>All alone in our time of need
What tree is called a bloody dragon?

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>>10420587
>>10420639
I'll see what what I can get into, thanks guys.
>>10420690
Have fun weird xbox robot.

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Good afternoon, everyone.
My Trainer is at work, selling Pokechow and other such necessities of the trade.
How is life at the moment?

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>>10420707
>Lance slides the door open, letting himself inside.
"Didn't need an ass anyway."
>>10420746
"Yep. Did you guys get your shipment of key stones? Clair was supposed to handle handing those out but I think she kept them."
>Lance proceeds to squint at their conversation.
"Are we bleeding dragons?"
>>10420783
Taking a break from politics at this brief respite.

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>>10420746
SKRAKAWKAWKAW
>>10420791
>BITE ASS

>>10420783
Great

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>>10420746
>Leaning like this is gonna be hell on his back, might as well make himself as comfy as possible
>The crook of the neck is his new headrest
"Any of the dracaena plants."
>>10420791
>Morty looks up at Lance
"Falkner doesn't know what incense is made from."
>>10420816
"Right on time."

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>>10420690
Hey.
Look if you can get an entire island in Oblivia.

>>10420748
Good luck.

>>10420783
Relocating to a new place, thinking of expanding my team.
You're all invited for some coffee here, btw.

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>>10420791
I haven't seen any. Apparently there's a plant made out of bleeding dragons? Or that smells like bleeding dragons? Also there's an angry bird about to-

>>10420816
-bite your, yeah okay.
>pet zappy birb

>>10420872
Who would name an incense after shoes and dead dragons?

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>>10420783
Just trying to hunt down more props. There were some people willing to give up these fabulous little bows, so that was pleasant.

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>>10420816
"Ow. Listen, I've spent my respect this week on oligarchs. If you try that again I'll shove your beak up your ass."
>>10420872
"...He doesn't?"
>Lance picks a seat on the ground, sitting, obviously.
>>10420900
"So... You guys want key stones or not?"

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>>10420748
.will do
.gamecube robot to you
>>10420893
.fuckin on it
>rollin for success

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>>10420872
>>10420900
skraw
>>10420947
>fear
>the smolest scraw ever

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>>10420893
Hmm. I might take you up on that.
>>10420791
I have heard Kanto seeks to make the world kneel to them. My Trainer does not sleep soundly in times like these.
>>10420939
I see. I wish you the best of luck. Perhaps someday I will have the privilege of seeing one of your performances.

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>>10420997
"Bawk bawk."
>>10420947
"Lance? Lance. This man is too innocent for this world."
>Morty strokes Falkner's hair like someone would stroke the fur of a cat
"A free crystal? Yes. I can't say no to this amazing offer."
>>10420900
>He pauses in his stroking, staring off into space with the look of a man rethinking his entire life
".... I don't know. But you're standing while a guest is sitting. That's rude."
>Without letting go of Falkner Morty plops onto the ground, dragging the bird nerd down with him and onto his lap
>No homo

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>>10420947
"Please don't kill the lightning god. I'll take a keystone though."

>>10420997
"Go lay down."

>>10421150
"Please not in front of the birds."

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>>10420791
Politics make my head spin, especially the last few days.

>>10421022
Thomas Street 33, mind the local IP agents abd avoid the server rooms.
>Nerd has finished relocating
>I assume theres a decent 1 bedroom apartment somewhere in the building, close to the servers.

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>>10421022
Tell him to breathe and relax. Things will settle soon
>>10421150
"I can see that, Morty. Are you two really having a cuddle session without me?"
>Lance unbuttons his jacket. going through the pockets.
"Phone, food... Badges, Clair's parole officer... Key stones."
>A stone is handed off to Morty.
>>10421173
"If he touches my things he's dead."
>And a stone is handed off to Falkner.
>>10421217
Agreed. I'm hoping not to go the way of Clair.

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>>10421150
>>10421173
skraw
>>10421281
>Attempt to peck food

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>>10421316
"Wryyyyyyyyyy."
>>10421173
"... your birds don't like hugs?"
>Morty really doesn't realize what the problem is
>>10421281
>Said stone is then stuffed in a pocket.
"Nice."
>Without any warning Morty grabs Lance, yoinking him into a... well, not quite a cuddle pile, but it's a ... cuddle something.
"Ask and you shall receive."

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>>10421281
"Please don't anger the godmons and end the world. At least not in my dad's gym. I just finished trimming the banzai."

>>10421316
"Hey! I said lay down! Dooown! Down!"

>>10421438
>There is a tall dragon tamer on Falkner now
>This is uncomfortable
>You've flustered the pretty birb man
>You monster
"How do you not realize what this looks like?!"

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>>10421022
I'm not sure how the musical tickets work, but I'll find a way to get you one.
... I'm curious, how are you typing?

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>>10420355
Lance, there are several matters I'd like to discuss with you, namely the fact that I have visited several breeders today, and this far all of them violate regulations to a degree that warranted arrest. I am doing what I can while also maintaining my Gym, but I would like more assistance in clearing these criminals out.

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>>10421316
>Grab birb beak.
"So help me I will break your neck if you touch me again."
>>10421438
>Lance is not a cuddler but damn will he try.
>He, uh, puts a hand through Morty's hair.
"Very nice. Can't say I'm too good at this."
>>10421483
"I'll kill it before I anger it. You think I should be on bottom?"
>>10421531
I'm presently trying to breed an army of Garchomp and train them. Would you be good for the eleventh crusades in about an hours time?

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>>10421438
wrrry?
>>10421483
skraw
>>10421595
>afraid scraw
>zapbirb hides in the corner

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>>10421281
He fled Kanto recently, and now fears Kanto will follow with fire and blood. I will tell him to relax, not to worry, though.
>>10421495
Very, very slowly.
Jokes aside, I have a Psychic friend help me most of the time. Pecking out keys with claws is tedious.
>>10421217
I'll be over as soon as is feasible, which might be a while yet.

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>>10421622
"Wryyyyyyyyyy?"
>>10421483
"... like a hug?"
>You'll have to be incredibly blunt if you want Morty to understand you
>Blunt
>Hahahaha
>Weed jokes
>>10421595
>You know that thing that dogs do where they'll just flop their head into your hand?
>He does that
"You're fine. It's fine. Everything's fine."
>I hope Falkner doesn't have problems with being sandwiched, because that's what he's getting

>>10421595
Very well, do make sure you use one of the few verified breeders

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>>10421875
>Forgot image RIP me
>Fuck mobileposting

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>>10421728
I'll be waiting with ooen arms, you and everyone else.
Have you considered getting a keyboard with big buttons?

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>>10421622
Good birb.
>>10421728
Unless he's running around shooting people screaming that he's from Rocket he should be fine.
>>10421824
>Lance continues playing with Morty's hair.
"Perhaps I should invest in less hair gel. You have nice hair."
>>10421875
>>10421880
You tell me you can't breed and raise your own pokemon?
By the way, did Clair give you a key stone?

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>>10421622
"That works."

>>10421824
"No comment."

>>10421824
"Suggestive. Very suggestive. Very very suggestive."

>>10421977
"This is even more suggestive, dear god help."

>>10421977
I am a busy man and so are my Pokemon most of the time, between my standard gym schedule, training my Pokemon, exercising my own body, and politics, I do not have the luxury of playing matchmaker with my Pokemon. They choose their mates and let me know, and then we schedule a break for them at the breeder, a honeymoon of sorts.
No, Clair has not delivered the Keystone.

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>>10422103
>Well just fucking kill me, I did it twice in a row

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>>10422076
"... oh. Is it..?"
>Morty seems honestly confused by this - how can cuddles be suggestive?
"Just say 'no homo'. Then it's not gay and the League can't fire you for it."
>>10421977
>He's about as relaxed as it gets right now - slack limbs, closed eyes...
>If he falls asleep it's on you
"Thank you, but... How will we recognize you without the spiky hair?"

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>>10421728
I always thought psychic powers were amazing, and it looks like you've proven it again.
To be precise enough to press keys is fantastic.
I'm assuming you just don't post when they're gone?

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>>10422076
"Oh, is it now?"
>Lance runs a hand through Falkner's hair next.
"Is this natural?"
>>10422103
I do all those and more, Lieutenant. I'll come drop your key stone off when we go for our conquest.
>>10422313
>Lance chuckles, twirling a strand of Morty's hair.
"When I was younger I had a mullet. You should be happy I don't have that now. I'll go back to a mullet if you really want me to."

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>>10422313
"No homo."
"...This still looks suggestive."

>>10422426
"The blue? As far as I know. It's been like that forever."

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>>10422564
"And...?"
>Morty shrugs, loosening his hold on Falkner "You're free to move, but the only ones judging either way are the birds."
>>10422426
>He wrinkles his nose and sticks his tongue out at Lance.
"A mullet? Don't get me wrong, I like necromancy, but some things need to stay dead."

>>10422732
>I can't believe I messed up and included the dialogue in the greentext

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>>10419210
They're all pretty weak. But i would say Flanery from hoenn. she's pretty hot.

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>>10422564
"Did you get attacked by Lugia as a child or something?"
>>10422732
>Lance grabs the tongue between his pointer finger and thumb.
"Obviously, Morty. Hence I'm not still wearing neon colors."

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>>10422732
>The birds are judging
>They are judging hard
"Cut it out with the burns. You're going to singe my father's pokemon."

>>10422885
"No. I got attacked by a noctowl when I was younger though. Actually I still go attacked by noctowl..."

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>>10422918
"What bur-"
>>10422885
>Well, that's one way to shut Morty up
>Figuring that biting Lance is probably a bad idea, he settles for waggling his eyebrows instead

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>>10422885
Is that lance? the former champion? hows the loser life?

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>>10422918
"Perhaps you should invest in saaaaaay... A Zapdos?"
>>10423045
"Next time I'll stick my fingers down your throat."
>Lance lets go of the tongue, giving Morty a flick on the nose.
>>10423097
I still act as champion and do politics due to Red either being absent or his preference to not speak.

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>>10423045
"...I don't know what you're doing but I'm embarrassed anyway."

>>10423173
"I thought about it, but apparently Surge has a problem with that. Is he in the E4 now or something?"

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>>10423173
>Morty whines and rubs his nose
"Lance, why?"
>>10423219
"I'm being bullied"

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>>10423219
"Well, we suggest not catching a legendary without asking it beforehand. I'd rather not have to find a new flying expert."
>>10423276
>Lance puts on a fake played up regretful voice.
"Oh, Morty. I'm so sorry. Do you need a kiss to make it feel better?"

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>>10421944
I have considered an oversized keyboard. I'm going to see about getting one soon.
>>10421977
I hope you are right.
>>10422340
I do, albeit at half the speed.
Having my friend help makes things much easier, although he too pokes at the keys rather than typing in the typical manner.

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>>10423315
"It pecked me and screeched a lot. I'm pretty sure that counts as a bond."

>>10423276
"You're dishonoring something. I don't know what anymore. But it's dishonored. "

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>>10423385
"... Falkner? How many Darkrais?"
>>10423315
>He responds with a voice of mock pain
"I allow you into my cuddle session and this is how you treat me, with mockery and pain. You're so cruel, Lance."

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>>10423379
I'll take on Kanto myself if I have to.
>>10423385
"That's definitely a bond. Reminds me of my first Dratini."
>>10423463
>Lance chuckles in return.
"I try my best. Do you want that kiss or not?"

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>>10423173
wonder where red went... probably to eat some crayons.

Man i could use a hug.

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>>10423463
7.

>>10423497
"Is there a story to that or did a dratini just try to chew your ass off?"

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>>10423379
I have seen a few computing stores carrying hardware aimed at pokemon. A bit pricier but I'm going to bet it will be worth it.

>>10423746
Don't we all.

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>>10423746
>bughorse: just exist
>give hot badger a bugg hugg

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>>10423761
"I think you need an intervention."
>>10423497
"... yes. I do. When's that gonna happen?"

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>>10423746
>>10423767
He's at the Battle Tree on Poni Island!
Or um... He was there last weekend, at least!

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>>10423746
Hope he appears soon.
>>10423761
"Mostly tried to chew on me. Glad their jaws aren't as strong as an adult."
>Lance fluffs the bird nerd's hair.
>>10423840
"Oh, I'm sure I can pencil you in for a make out session for next week? I'm joking."
>Lance pulls the stoner close and kisses him on the lips.

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.alright so
.i dont have enough cash for a private island yet
.time to buy up some places in kanto and fix them up
>rollin for time on that with last two numbers
>>10421217
>.and yeah an apartment works well
>.idrc man go wild

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>>10423840
"Blame the honchkrow."

>>10423876
>Lace x Morty is apparently otp
>This flustered the birb nerb
>The assorted judgemental birds are making noises rainging from rude chirps to what you can only assume is the equvilent of heavy breathing from something that has an average heart rate of 1,260 BPM
>audible sweating can be heard from bird nerd

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>>10423797
>hug is great
thanks my guy
Where did you come from?

>>10423767
Yeah.... I hate questions.

>>10423858
why waste time there?

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>>10423876
>What kinda fool would Morty be if he didn't kiss back?
>He threads a hand through Lance's hair and returns the kiss, albeit a bit rougher than you would expect.
>>10423951
>Let's see how flustered we can get Falkner
>Morty gives him a glance from the corner of his eye and waggles his eyebrows.

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>>10424123
Because the Battle Facilities are where all of the strongest trainers go to battle each other and whatnot!
It's also one of the best places to get Mega Stones and stuff like Reaper Cloths, aaaaand one of the only places to get Ability Capsules from!

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>>10423951
"Mmm?"
>Lance gives Falkner a glance and a smile.
>>10424146
>Lance pushes back against Morty.
>A hand runs through the hair as he kisses the stoned ghost man again.

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>>10423858
>>10424123
>Sip
Yeah
Fucking Red

>>10423918
Welp, the evil island lair plan will have to wait.
Servers running nicely btw, my Porygon2 seems to be happy at place here.
(Haha, thanks)

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reblog if you want to get vored

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>>10424223
It's not strong at all. getting mega stone hough... the best.

>>10424433
red show yerself

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>>10424433
.hey nice
.glad to see youre happy
.now uh
.time to back myself up i guess
>rollin for upload time in minutes with last three numbers

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>>10424433
What's the sipping for???
>>10424516
Whaddya mean it's not strong??
The Battle Tree??

>>10424702
>702 minutes
thicc juice

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space is gay

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>>10424791
the gays own space

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>>10424702
>Under half a day
And this is with the best fiber available in Castelia.

>>10424712
Coffee. I really like coffee and sipping it loudly at definitely and absolutely random moments.

>>10424791
Say that not online and see what happens.

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My namz turds an I lik fewds

>>10419210
R tey fewds?

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Well the Mk. II testing went well and I earned some money from the Black Tower.
How is everyone today?

>>10424966
(we're having a nice thread can you not shitpost about him please?)

>>10424966
(Hey HB grow the fuck up, we already got rid of your Necrozma, we'll kill this too.)

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>>10424966
(Do you have to drag this in here rn...? Seriously, no one wants you shitposting Turts, he left.)

>not hiding and ignoring

>>10425166
(fuck off HB stop trying to scapegoat turts)

>>10425020
Getting on the ferry out of Virbank to play tourist for an evening, maybe meet up with someone.
I'm pretty impressed that your 'bot managed to hold its own in Black Tower - that place doesn't mess around, from what I've heard.

Would you all just shut the fuck up about it? It isn't helping.

>>10425222
trips of truth

>>10425222
(eat a .45 hb)

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>>10419210
I don't know any gym leaders since my trainer never tried to do the league challenge.
>>10420893
Where you thinking about relocating to?
>>10425020
Please don't kill us all by making robot overlords

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>>10425020
Been better, been worse. The hotel popcorn is unbuttered, biggest disappointment of my life.
Are you going to take it through the league challenge?

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>>10425211
Color me interested. Who are you meeting?
Just barely, it's going to need a few upgrades before it can handle more than a few runs at a time.
>>10425272
No promises. That satellite is already here.
>>10425299
Hahaha! Don't Kalosians bring their own butter?
Well, maybe one of the next versions. The Walker setup is probably more suited to take on the league than the present one I have.

(seriously just fuck off hb)

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>>10425020
Finally got an apartment plus work, can actually think of improving my team.

>>10425272
A small apartment in the middle of Castelia, work right besides as sysadmin for a large server cluster.
And yeah, a certain satellite is involved.

>>10425211
Battle facilities are some hardcore stuff.

>>10425299
The absolute horror

>>10425329
Just a guy I met here recently. I'm new to the Region, and I could use all the friends I can get in times like these.
Politics back home have me jumpy as fuck.
>>10425417
That's an understatement. Anyway, I'm the dude from the other day. Want to meet up, grab coffee, chat about the who's who here in Unova?

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>>10425417
I see this as proof that Kanto is terrible.
>>10425329
I can't keep butter in my pockets.
Good luck with that. Who knows how the League will react to an artificial Pokemon.

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>>10425568
Yeah, not much more is going to happen here and Probe can deal with the remaining tasks.
>Nerd: off the apartment.

>>10425607
Gotta agree.

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>>10425417
Sounds like a great deal. Who hired you?
>>10425568
Kanto-Johto I take it?
It's been rather scary over there. I'm hoping to have something up soon.
>>10425607
My next invention will be a fridge you can keep in your pocket obviously.
Actually that's just Rotom.

you would not believe the salt sniffs has on annie

>>10425858
Yeah. I don't think they fully realize how much instability they're causing, and how bloody annexation would be. Sinnoh and Hoenn might roll over, but Kalos and Unova? No. It would be war.
>>10425726
Got it. Heading to the nearest cafe, looks like Fourth and Spark. See you there.

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>>10425858
JUICE. He is going to spend almost half a day uploading himself here and then we can work on getting him a proper body.

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>>10426058
At least if war happens, and I hope it doesn't, we would be pretty much away from the frontlines.
Can't say the same about the Alolans, sorry about them.

>Rolling: minutes to cafe, last digit + 2

>>10425858
What up.
I'm over there right now, been working an angle while people are still freaking the fuck out.
Gonna fuck off soon, though, Surge is on the fucking warpath and once he runs out of Breeders to shut down he'll probably be after us 'import/export guys' next.
>>10426196
Fuck it. War breaks out, I'm gonna try to sign up. I may be an old thug but I got family to worry about. Don't want my kid living in that old-Almian-style shit the Kantonese are cooking up.

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>>10426058
When war comes?
I'll have a deterrent.
>>10426079
JUICE...? Is that some company? I've... never heard of that.
>>10426280
Get out of there ASAP.
Excuse me, would you be interested in some work, actually? I could set you up with some money, a house and such if you'd be willing to help me with a few projects.
In Unova of course.

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>>10426058
>Nerd has arrived
>Only with the Magnemite for some reason

>>10426280
Kanto aspiring to be Almia, thats one way to put this shitshow.

>>10426339
Nah, he's an AI, and now my employer. Weird turns of life.

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after a long day how do what do you guys do to relax?

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>>10426625
Drink, normally.

>>10426510
I've been to Almia. I'd know.
>>10426339
I'm a decent Trainer, got some mechanical skills, not afraid of getting dirty.
Not gonna lie, I've got a record, but I did my time.
I'm hauling ass outta here tonight.

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>>10426510
Well hell. I'll need to meet him.
>>10426625
Work on my robots.
>>10426755
I won't judge. The offer is there if you need it.
I need to study a few pokemon for an idea I'm tossing around. If you need me I'll be lurking.
>Rolling for studies.

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dogo

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>>10426653
alright
I don't drink often
Sometimes in family reunions
And then my parents ask me when i am i going to have a relationship or met married
I doubt that it will happen any time soon but oh well
I got my job and am pretty independent so i an okay with being alone, might be a bit lonely sometimes but i havemy friend natu to keep me company
>>10426814
Interesting
Creating robots must be a such a joy for you

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>>10426864
Two of those subjects are currently with Aether. Someone will be visiting you shortly.

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>>10426625
I just relax with my Pokemon in my Secret Base, perhaps blend up some Pokeblocks.

Also, good evening, everyone.

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>>10425417
That's pretty cool even if I only understood half of it.

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>>10426947
Could always tell them you took vows of some sort and can't have a relationship.
They might buy it.

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>>10426814
He shows up here sometimes, but, I'd wait until fully transferred.
Have you ever seen an AI rise up spontaneously? Because I have not, this is an excellent opportunity for all of us.

>>10426947
Protip: don't let the family problems get physical

>>10427060
What matters is that I have excellent work hours.
How has Castelia been treating you?

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>>10427207
Its a very large and interesting city that I'm having a hard time navigating though I managed to find some place that has those Castelia cones. People on the streets seem to leave me alone though children will sometimes try and play with me or my ribbons.

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>>10426947
Absolutely!
The feel of the clean sleek metal, the smell of wires and the whirr of mechanics... Amazing!
>>10427207
Spontaneously no. My colleague Vanessa is an AI expert, I'm sure she could help your AI along somehow.

Are there any psychics on this forum?

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>>10427137
well i said them that i was worried more about work to need a relationship, but they keep insisting so i just brush it off
>>10427207
worry not i don't, they just say it that is all
>>10427238
it does sound pretty good hearing it like that i would like to see your work one day
>>10427047
sounds pretty fun
and good evening to you

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>>10427407
Does a guy who has Psychic Pokemon on his team count?

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>>10427235
These cones were not worth the hours and a half wait, t b h.
Nice that you got along the population.

>>10427238
Yeah, I also want to know how is that he "awakened" himself.
Either way, he may have a proposal for you.

>>10427547
I don't think so. I can't be around people who aren't psychic or don't have protection.
Can you save me?

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>>10427407
Um... I don't think I'm a Psychic but uh...
I have three Psychic Pokemon on my team, is that close enough?

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>>10427675
>Fuck me, I was late
>Reply chain memes ahoy
So um... What kinda protection??
What happens if you don't have it???

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Goodnight everyone! thanks for being my friend. If i don't get put down tonight i'll see you dudes later.

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>>10427781
Wait what the fuck, why would you be getting put down?
>>10427530
I see... Well, hope it's not too unbearable for you.

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>>10427704
Oh, hey Sun. How's it going?

>>10427781
Wait, what, put down?! What do you mean, put down?

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>>10427781
Steal the dex, release yourself and RUN THE FUCK AWAY

>>10427685
I don't know.
>>10427704
(Uh im just gonna fuck off ruby ignored me I guess I did a bad)

>>10427961
(what what? ...Uh, reason I didn't reply was because Sun replied and he pretty much stole the words out of my mouth. ...That and I'm not sure Ruby even fits in the scene since he's not a psychic.)

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>>10427890
I'm alright!
A Necrozma is kinda staying with Silver and I now, I guess we're gonna help it with some personality stuff!!
How'd the um... How'd the Daycare stuff go??
>>10427988
(My bad, I uh... Actually didn't see Ruby respond to the first one. I was sorta skimming. I can drop Sun out of it if you wanna do the plot stuff? I've already got things going on with Sun, it wouldn't bug me too much.)

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>>10427811
don't worry, i'm used to it, even then if i ever get a date it will it will be mostly me being awkward around the person i'm dating
>>10427781
oh no, what happened

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>>10428022
Frustrating. It seems the Route 117 Daycare is the only one in Hoenn, and even if I found that Kanto or Sinnoh has a legitimate, trustworthy daycare service, I'm not going to them because of the whole Kanto-Sinnoh indirectly-force-everyone-to-become-strong-trainers fiasco. Which means either I have to find something in Johto, assuming that I can, or I'm going to have to take a round trip overseas flight to Unova or perhaps Alola every time I want to get a Pokemon bred.

>>10427675
...Uh, well, probably not unless having a Gardevoir and a Metagross counts as protection... which I'm not sure it does. ...That and I have no idea what you need saving from.

...What do you need saving from?

(Honestly, again, I'm not sure I'm the right fit for the scene desu. ...That might change once I get more info, though.)

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>>10428148
Umm....
Couldn't you kinda...
Learn how to breed Pokemon yourself??
Maybe then you could start up your own Daycare service and um...
Set an example and stuff!

>>10428148
>toss fug plushie at

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>>10428187
...Huh. Well, uh... I mean, on the one hand, I'm not opposed to the idea, but on the other... well, to be honest, I already have my feather in two caps as it is, as a trainer and League champion and as a high-level contest coordinator. Adding a third would... well, to be honest, it feels like it'd be pushing it a little.

>>10428212
>Ruby catches the fug plushie, a tad confused.
Uh... thanks? Do uh, do you want my autograph on it or something?

>>10428187
>toss fug plushie at
>>10428249
>toss deoxys plushie at

robots
satellites

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>>10428249
...Oh, uh... thank you, I guess...?
>Confused Ruby sounds.

>Ruby obtained (1) Deoxys Doll!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RIXFMNGoXk

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>>10428336
they are really cool, don't you think

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>>10428289
>Sun catches the plushie.... With his face.
>The boy paps and squishes the plushie, incredibly confused with the present
I don't get it, isn't Fug Ruby's thing?
>>10428249
Oh...
Ohhhh! That's right, you do the contest stuffs!
Maybe um... Just breed your Pokemon without a Daycare or something??

>>10428368
Absolutely!
What do you do?

>>10427988
>>10428022
>>10428148
(Sorry I kinda flipped out. I'll do it later.)

(Did Ruby leave? Heck I wanted to do a thing.)

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>>10428706
well don't make robots i just find them cool
i work in a pokemon center

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>>10428415
Well... that's the reason I use these services in the first place, I don't know how. I uh... I mean, I guess I can figure it out or do a few web searches, but...

>>10429059
(No, I'm still here, go ahead and do things.)

>>10429107
That suit is rad! Did you make it?

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>>10429139
Wait but...
Isn't breeding Pokemon just...
Getting two Pokemon and kinda... Just...
Leaving them together until they uh... Y'know...

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>>10429201
...If it were that simple, why do we pay so much cash to have other people do it for us?

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>>10429201
>poison women
You need a good push too honey.

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>>10429263
I don't know, it seemed like a really silly thing to me!
I mean...
Wild Pokemon don't need special stuff and whatnot....
>>10429345
.... no thanks, I don't think my roommates would really like it if I came back all smelly and stuff.

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>>10429395
For the breeding silly! As if I would offer to anyone who pipes up online! I would never, at least... not for free.

Is anyone here in Almia? I need help

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>>10429201
In my experience daycare breeding works by some pheromone they put in the air that gets you worked up, it has nothing to do with just being alone with a pokemon of the opposite sex.

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>>10429159
i did, yes, pretty cool huh

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>>10429729
Hoenn here, that'd be a no.

>>10429395
>>10429676
>audible shrug

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>>10429732
Oh... That kinda um...
That seems sorta fishy but....
I don't really know much about that stuff?
>>10429676
But... I don't breed Pokemon?
>>10429729
I'm not in Almia, but I could get there really quick!

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>>10429729
sadly i'm not from almia, i can't help you, sorry
>>10429395
well, from what i gathered while working in a pokemon center, it's just that in day cares they are mostly stimulated to make eggs
in the wild they do at their own natural needs
>>10430176
i don't think she mean the breeding you are thinking

>>10429962
Why?
>>10430176
They locked me in the tower when they left i dont know how to get out
>>10430212
Oh no

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>>10430176
...Honey I'm not paid enough to deal with this crap.
If you never need a breeder you know where to look.
So long.

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>>10430176
Its very well possible it was just my day care but you might go check out ones near you and see for sure.

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>>10429732
It only happened by accident when the flowers the wife of a daycare owner started planting turned out to be aphrodisiacs to pokemon. Now most daycares use those same flowers because people think of them more as breeding places than actual daycares.

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>>10430220
Because I can't really get to Almia. Sorry.

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>>10430246
No no, that's standard... I should know. The good ones do use better pheromones though. I've heard some horror stories about places that use sketchier artificial ones.

>Daycares are purely for breeding
>Fucking again
(Seriously? Daycares make their money from the levels pokemon gain, in game you get the eggs for free, this is fucking stupid/)

>>10430329
(Get with the times, gen7 is a flare rate and they don't level. It's now literally just for breeding)

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>>10430292
Some places just use straight up artificial insemination.

>>10430329
(Sorry)

>>10430350
>>10430379
(Never mind. I'm just going to go back to trying to make an interesting plot that isn't about daycares or terrorism.)

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>>10430373
>>10430292
that doesn't sound fun
at least it's not my work

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>>10430292
I was in one of those... "sketchier" places.
Most of the horror stories are true, at least where I was. I saw Pokemon die under their so-called care. It got them shut down, eventually.
I'm sure there are Daycares that are better, far better, but I have no intention of taking my chances.
Never again.

>>10430350
(Wow that is the most retarded thing ive heard today why would they do that.)

>>10430396
(Or world domination, don't forget that one.)

>>10430466
(Becaus only idiots used the daycare to level, mostly it just screwed with you because the breeding Pokémon wil learn moves they shouldn't as they level up and mess with your egg moves.)

>>10430456
>Daycares
>Bad
Unless you're from Almia they're all regulated after the accident in Kanto in '95.

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>>10430230
Okay, bye!
>>10430212
What like... Casual sex??
But I already said what I thought about that!
My roommates probably won't like if I come back smelling like Salazzle!
It'd be really rude!
>>10430246
I kinda try to avoid the Pokemon Nursery and Poke Pelago?
I don't breed Pokemon and um... All of my Pokemon are already level 100.
>>10430220
Tower?? What tower??
>>10430466
(Uhhh iirc Gen 7 has a nursery used for breeding and an Isle on Poke Pelago used for leveling)
(I kinda find Daycare plots boring, but to each their own I guess. I'll be looking forward to what you guys come up with for plots)

>>10430264
Okay...
>>10430518
The tower, its big and its hard to miss.

>>10430505
Have you been living under a rock? Lt. Surge himself said that over half Kanto Daycare where corrupt as of yesterday.

>>10430502
(I thought they stopped doing that in XY? I don't remember my moves being messed with during my shiny hunting.)

>>10430518
(Oh shit right Poke Pelago. I never remember that thing.)

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>>10430505
Regulated, perhaps, but not well enough to prevent what happened. At least the owners were being dragged off after the incident I remember.
>>10430549
My Trainer may fear Surge's ambitions, but this aspect of his mission, I can agree with a hundred percent.

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>x hours and x*3 cups of coffee hours later

>>10430618
>>10430456
"So, how's the new keyboard going for you?"

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>Let's see if Alain can escape the bed before Tobias wakes up
>Don't want Tobias to realize that Alain cuddles up to people in his sleep
>Rollin'

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>>10430716
>tappatappatappa
>An Alolan Raichu (ignore the pic) is helping with the oversize keyboard as well.
"Very good. Far easier than before."
"Thanks for the advice."

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>>10430738
>Tobias awakens a few moments later, looking from Alain to the door.
"I take it no one came to kill us in our sleep?"
>He retrieves his cloak and puts it on with a flourish.

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>>10430518
w-well, that would be the case...
i guess you would be right, but i'm nut sure if rude is the correct word, i guess....
>embarrased kalamari

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>>10430716
>Frankie: sipp some tea. Kantonese and their tea, man.
"Thanks again. It's good to be able to hang out with somebody in a new town."

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>>10430779
>Sip
>Headpat the electric duo
"It's appalling that despite how many instances of pokemon taking usually human crafts and hobbies, society is still human centric"
"Either way, shitpost rate optimal"

>>10430878
"Was going to visit you back in Kanto but, things happened"
"Have you considered getting a better job than the Pokemart?"

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>>10430997
>Sipp
>Nod of approval
"Yeah. I'm a desk jockey instead of, say, a stocker, so I'm making decent money, but I'd really like to move up to something bigger and better."
>also pet the 'mons.
"I can support these two and myself of my current wage, but it doesn't leave much of a safety net."
"Why do you ask?"

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>>10430825
>The sneak is a success, he'll never know
"I don't think so, since we're unharmed."
>Alain straightens out his clothing, patting it back into place.
"What gym today?"

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>>10431130
"That would be Janine, right?"
>Tobias palms a pokeball, staring up at the ceiling.
"Are we going to try to outninja a ninja?"

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>>10430863
Salazzle pheromones make people really uh...
Yeah...
That's why it'd be rude!
If I came back covered in Salazzle pheromones they'd have to suffer them without having a choice!
... I'm pretty sure Silver would beat me up if they happened.

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>>10431129
"If things go right, a few associates of mine in the robotics industry will need to start hiring. Hopefully soon."
"Of course, I will tell you first when it happens and will definitely have a better pay than almost anything retail"

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>>10431207
"Hm... Do you want to go it stealth or try to convince her to give it to us?"
>He nudges Charizard into a standing position, brushing dirt off of the dragon and giving a quick check of health

WHERES EMMERICH
ILL GIVE HIM 150,000 UNOVAN TO MAKE MY WAIFU REAL

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>>10431239
Well
Maybe the smell goes away when you take a shower
I-i mean that is just a theoretical question, neithrt true or false Because i have no idea if such thing is even goes away with water
I am curious about it but i wont try to test it, nor ask anyone to try to get covered in salazzle pheromones and go take a shower right after to see if they are still are covered in pheromones or not...
...
>awkward silence

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>>10431276
"My day job's in inventory management, but I'm a reasonably competent Trainer, if that matters. If there's an opening that my skillset will work with, count me in."
"Anyway, I'm glad I'm here instead of back in Kanto. Apparently some people I know bought Eevees from an honest-to-Mew dock-side smuggler to comply with the new regulations there."

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>>10431355
"...You think we can convince her to hand it over? What are we going to say? 'Alain and I deserve it and this is a waste of time, give badge please.'?"
>Tobias stretches, calling for Darkrai and patting the shadow.

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>>10431401
If I can make your waifu and have a decent return you've got it I suppose. No weapons though.

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>>10431543
"If this goes into mass production we will definitely need inventory managers. Hope you don't mind a probably morally grey employer."
"Yeah, I know how quickly the situation went to shit there. The economy barely started shaking and cross borders smugglers overwhelmeded all border checks"
"And fucking hell, finding Eevees of reputable origins is already hard as it is"

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>>10431415
I don't actually know if it goes away with water or not but uh....
If Silver or I get doused with pheromones during Kiawe's trial I'll let you know!!

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>>10431415
That stuff, like, I dunno if 'chu need soap or sap or something to get it off quick.
I'd check, but, like, then I'd be all Salazzled, and I don't think anyone I live with would wanna, like, 'chu know, do it.

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>>10431628
"Ash did it. So unless you want to say that Ash is a better speaker than you..."
>Alain shrugs, scratching at a particularly stubborn piece of dirt on his lizard

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>>10431684
.hey
.doctor robotnik
.you like
.want a job
.hell fuckin
.i can probably set you up with something cool on the side
.warehouse or something

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>>10431781
>Internal rees.
"Then we can do better than that scumbag. Let's go, Alain."
>Tobias doesn't miss a beat, opening the door and heading to the front desk to return the key.

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>>10431415
>>10431733
>>10431755
Y'all have no idea what y'all talkin about.
Salazzle don't just spray for sex! I can make you need to fuck sure, but I can also make you terrorfied, I can make you furious, I can make you exhausted..ect. We Salazzle are Pheromone connoisseurs, it comes with the job.
As for the whole washing off thing... welll.. a magician never reveals all their tricks, anyone brave enough to figure it out themselves is welcome to toss a few poké my way.

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>>10431796
I, uh, why not, I guess?
I prefer my workshop but I might move up to something larger later. Do you think I could get about 100,000 Unovan in advance to start some work?
...I could make you a body?

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>>10431733
Well i'll make sure not make a note but not for any reason other than curiosity sake of course
I would probably have a panic attack if i was approached by a salazzle and did not knew methods to clean it, mostly because that pokemon probably secretes that everywhere
And i don't want my suit to be dirty, ever
>>10431755
I-i understand, that might not be a pleasant experience and probably not worth trying for curiosity sake and even then doing "that" is probably really awkward to do regardless of being with your ideal partner or not, of course that comes from an inexperienced person in that area so don't listen to me, haha

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>>10431796
>>10431876
Heh, you know, we should start thinking on joining forces.
I have a feeling JUICE's AI can and will perform better than a mere modified Porygon AI, we would just need to know what is that makes it work, maybe with the help of Emmerich's AI colleague.
All with JUICE's permission, of course.

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>>10431876
.body would be hella
.but ive got like
.50 people on that so like you can do that or go wild with your research doc
>money transferred
.ding
>>10431959
.heck yeah
.ultimate group everyone gets a robot body
.sounds like emmerich over there wants to work from home tho so
.no presh
.you having fun dude?

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>>10431858
Sweet. At least, like, I admitted that I didn't know, right? Anyway, like, thanks.
>>10431947
Bro, like, I get it. First time, it can be awkward and weird.

>>10431947
(missed one while doing my wall)
>>10431858
Well, now i am more concerned on finding ways to make sure i stay clean in case of salazzle spray attack, or any pokemon that does that, i don't want to feel like that, unless there is one that helps you sleep easier since i tend to have many restless nights, but i shouldn't think like that and should just try to find better ways to sleep instead

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>>10431959
Uh, I guess we're working together? I'm going to be focusing on my main project though. I'll see about talking with her when she's around next time.
>>10431981
I'll... See what I can whip up. I'm not outfitting it with any weapons though!
Thank you for this money!
>Rolling for work.

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>>10431839
>There's a pause as Alain returns Charizard to his Pokeball, jogging to catch up to Tobias.
"Got a plan?"

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>>10431947
Just um...
Just be careful around them!
They don't spray all the time!!
>>10431858
Orrrrrr I can just ask the Totem Salazzle!
She's nice, she'd probably just tell us!!
... somehow!

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>>10431858
...remind me to be very quick with any trips to Alola I were to do.

>>10431947
>>10432014
Or an outright bad first time.
Blech.

>>10431981
Everyone join the glorious robotic revolution, beginning with Unova.
I'm at my best in a long time, and the same I can say for my Porygon2, Probe.

>>10432032
Maybe. The software is as important as the hardware, and four brains think better than one, even if one is completely artificial.

>>10432032

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>>10432071
>Tobias is almost fuming, trying to bullshit a plan on the fly.
"We go up to her, we tell her who we are and we get badges? Maybe... Offer to do an odd job?"
>Tobias sighs, running a hand through his hair.
"What IS our plan?"

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>>10432032
.hell yes
.see ya later doc
>>10432160
.sooooooo
.u dont want the unovan penthouse?

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>>10432320
I was not aware of a penthouse, actually.
I'm in.

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>>10432286
".... tell her we're doing it to save Kanto from their own political mess?"
>Alain occupies he hands by fidgeting with his bracelet, twirling it back and forth on his wrist.
"Talking isn't my strong suit."

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>>10432014
Of course it would be yeah no one is like, experienced in that sort of thing, not that i even expect to actually do something like that, i mean i don't ever expect to get intimate with someone far enough to show myself for them as who i am, so they will probably give up on me anyway
>>10432096
Yes
Wearing this might help just in case too
>>10432160
Well, yeah having a bad first relationship must be really awful

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>>10432448
.sweet
.down on 10th street
.top floor, etc
.tell em juicy jones sold it to ya
.bam livin large

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>>10432466
>Tobias sighs as they cross into the routes.
"Well, we have a bit of time to go through Lavender Town and the routes to think it over."
>He nods.
"I suppose that's our best bet."

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>>10432478
A very, very short relationship I never wanted in the first place.

>>10432529
Hahaha yesss.
Going to check it out, thanks man.
I suppose you should get in contact with Hilbert, I think he is still in the cheap motel I recommended him.

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>>10432643
"How are we pulling that one off? I can't be the champion, so that one goes to you."
>Alain pauses, humming thoughtfully
"That leaves me as... Sidebitch?"

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>>10432828
>Tobias chuffs.
"Weren't you always the sidebitch?"
>He almost can't contain his laughter.
"I'm joking, didn't he say something about registering you as E4?"

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>>10432944
"No, but I always seem to be the bottom-bitch."
>A chuckle is quickly covered up and disguised as a cough
"Yes. Set me as an E4 and I can either be my own battle or we can do a double battle. I guess it depends on whether or not you want to share a room."