HG/Hunger Games
I'd like 24 of you to come to Craig City. My city. Still under construction, but I think you'll have fun there. Lots to see and do.
Tsubasa Hanekawa
>>10416372
Youmu Konpaku
>>10416372
Fuyuzora Kogarashi
>>10416353
Seriously? Talk about going from total despair to a ray of sunshine in an instant! You'd really let me keep this whole chest? It'll cover at least a whole month of rent for me, and I'm talking even the most expensive hotel, even! You're a lifesaver. I won't forget it, I'll definitely return the favor someday, once I'm better established around here. For lodging... Agh, it's unfortunate you can't help me out with that, but I can make due with a tree stump or something for the night.
>>10416362
>(fuckin kek)
>Koda looks over from his posse of undeserved women and nods, trying to get Hoshi's attention.
What d'you think? Decent? You seem like the kinda guy that can't be swayed from the original, but I think it's pretty solid compared to most covers.
Remilia Scarlet
Albert Wesker
>>10416372
Tupac Shakur
Megaman
>>10416372
Seiga Kaku
>>10416375
I got off that boat early after the kidnapping and when Dal Dal had Vanphobia, senpai. Shame I dropped the series because that means I'll most likely drop them avas too.
GUTS
Nana
Inkling
>>10416372
Saoirse
Glutton
>female
>>10416372
Araragi Karen
Arashi
>>10416387
Yeah, it's all yours kid. Make sure you don't let it go to waste, it's a large haul. I appreciate your services more then you understand. Ghosts have plagued this world for far too long, it's good samaritans like you making the world a better place.
Ryougi Shiki
Me in 10 years.
>>10416363
>>10416396
You could ask the regular touhoufags we have for help if you need it.
>>10416410
ghosts are good tho
>>10416387
It was pretty powerful, I think I'll listen to it again before I do something cool like Parkour. It's got that deep voice I can sing to when I make my covers because my voice doesn't actually go that high despite my lyrical talent. Sometimes I find songs I wanna cover but they lyrics are already made for HG anyway. Like this one-
https://youtu.be/3aF9AJm0RFc
>>10416398
Ily
>>10416410
You can count on me, I'm the most responsible man with my money you've ever met! After being possessed by that ghost obsessed with stock gambling, I've learned to save every penny! Thank you so much! You're the manliest skeleton I've ever met!
>>10416372
Poniko
>>10416387
>>10416325
You know I don't believe you, right?
>She takes a step forward, making a whole big show of flourishing the baton, which makes a disturbing crackle with the swing.
>>10416332
Nah. Just borderline-suicidal tendencies. You're welcome, I guess.
>>10416372
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>>10416372
Yomika
>>10416372
Suzumiya Haruhi
Yoshiko
>>10416422
what THE FUCK
>Skeleton Boss
>"It's time to turn up the heat!"
>>10416397
This is fucking shit, seriously, why is the art so good but the story went to deep fucking shit?
2 more
>>10416413
>The skeleton bursts out into raucous laughter, bending over to clutch at his sides as his bones bang together. Slowly he recovers from his laughter fit to look at the anon.
You serious?
>>10416418
And don't you forget it! You see all those other skeletons walking around here? Forget 'em! You've already seen bony perfection right here. It's good to know that my treasure has landed in the right hands.
>>10416420
Man, you have no idea how much of a relief that is. I'm a little insecure about that, but oops! Don't tell anyone about it. So, you immortal or something? I'm sure if you're as much of the sad sack as you sound you are you've probably already given the ol' bleach bottle a whirl, right?
>>10416435
Ain't that the electricity boss?
>>10416416
You know, once upon a time, long ago, I was possessed by the ghost of a prodigy guitar player. He flew me out to meet all of the greats at the time, it was a real pain, but I learned from the best, and I can tell you that you've got some serious talent, man! Keep at it, and maybe someday you'll be able to surpass the parody legends.
>>10416420
You know who else didn't believe who? The Mercurians, in the great dragon strike of '42. The gods told 'em over and over, "the dragons are the good guys!", but they still attacked the dragons and their entire civilization went down because of it! Moral of the story is that sometimes you've gotta trust total strangers, probably. One kiss. I feel my Incubus blood boiling, it's getting harder and harder to resist, the only reason I'm able to fight this long is because of my psychic energy. Now hurry, please, we don't have much time. It burns.
>>10416372
Elle and Jay
>>10416445
Pro Genji
>Ice Boss
>"I've got a bone to pick with you!"
>>10416416
When are you getting your PC back?
>>10416445
i am a ghost so yes
asshole
>>10416445
My dick
>>10416439
Because they have to drag it out week after week instead of it making it about the story. It's got the same problems as Shonen jump Mangas.
>>10416450
I got it back, but I'm not playing FF14 atm. Too busy with studying and tests.
>>10416446
I was hoping to be an HG Wierd Al, someday. My dream is to make an HG Parody for REM's End of the World with other people in the chorus going over the history of HG.
Welcome to Craig City, also known as "the worst city in the entire world."
Heh. What do they know? Couple minutes to check the roster, everybody's prone to making mistakes.
>>10416412
who are they?
>>10416465
You can do it. Rise to the top.
>>10416451
A-are you really a ghost? I can't tell, you don't have a face...
>>10416472
that IS why i don't have a face
>>10416468
>I mean I'm sorta one, but all you got to do is make a personality up for that character.
>>10416445
Nah. A quick way out of things wouldn't be enough for what I deserve. I'm just a normal person. I found here on accident, come back when I get killed, so on.
...Like I said. Kinda masochistic.
>>10416446
>The arm goes back to her side just for a moment as she arches an eyebrow.
Never heard of any of them, you're just nuts.
>Poniko reaches up, and tries to poke the man on the lips with an electrified baton.
>>10416466
Looks fine.
>>10416468
>
>>10416466
READY TO DESTROY THIS CITY ONCE AND FOR ALL.
>>10416470
Hoping to get Seth Riggins to feature.
>>10416476
Yeah, that makes sense now that I think about it. Anyways, please leave. Shoo! Or maybe...boo?
>The skeleton stifles a laugh at his own retarded joke.
that was shit I know
>>10416482
WE BROKE THIS CITY
WE BROKE THIS CITY WITH ROCK AND ROLLLLLLL
>>10416478
>make a personality up
>>10416466
Let the games begin!
>>10416466
All crime is legal for 24 slides! Lets break some shop windows! Loot some new stuff for our clubroom!
>>10416490
that joke was shit and you're shit
>cries and poofs away
>>10416494
>also a get a brain
>perfect for any avafag.
>>10416499
>>a get a
>okay stop now
>>10416468
>>10416493
With the rock and roll of Justice, yes, Yes, YEs, YES!
>>10416479
It's basically like th-
>He's zapped on the upper lip and jolts backwards, clutching his mouth and yelping out in pain. He rubs the point of impact, his skin already charred and starting to swell.
H-Hey! If you're gonna go down the violence route, at least kill me! There're two ways, you either respawn me, or you give me a simple kiss! You're lucky I'm even a psychic, or this would be a WHOLE LOT more complicated! Like I said, we're running out of time, it's REALLY starting to hurt, and I feel the stub of a tail sprouting on my lower back, so PLEASE, just do me this favor, and I'll never come near you again.
>>10416499
I know, I'm just ducking with you. Everyone knows 2hu don't actually have character.
>>10416503
>pat pat
Transport!
I ain't giving you a lift this time, you can all find your own way there.
>>10416479
If you're just a normal person why are you longing for a painful death? Like, why do you think you deserve that? Normal people don't go around thinking they deserve such a shit fate.
>>10416482
Please don't be disrespectful. I've gone and given you an arena to fight in, don't go around mucking it up. I worked...well, I worked on it. I'm not going to say I "worked hard" on it because that'd be a lie. I don't do lies.
>>10416497
What she said!
>>10416498
Well, if it was shit enough to make you cry then I'd consider it to be a good joke.
>>10416466
>>10416511
>>10416513
They only gave us one wheel for four people?! H-Hey, hold your balance, this isn't exactly easy, balancing on top of three people and a wheel, alright?!
>>10416513
You went from needing healing to needing food real fast, didn't you?
>Haruhi reaches into the water and pulls out a tuna
Cut this with your knife! I'll throw it at you, and you deflect sashimi into my open mouth.
Ready? Go-
>Falls face first as the raft hits land
>>10416478
>can do, thanks
>>10416505
>okay got it
>>10416513
I'm sure there are more efficient means of transportation than, of all things, this. Could we really not find more than one of these foolish things?
I'm not sure why I'm still awake.
>>10416520
Atleast they are cute if nothing else.
>>10416513
Can you believe that there are people out there that enjoy my commentary?
I can, because I'm great. Just check this commentary out:
A whale is beached, and Saorise's image has a whale looking thing in it? Is this arena...sentient?
Looks like Wesker is toast. Or...scared of toast. Same difference.
Share your candy, Karen. It's an injustice for all that sweetness to only go to one person.
INKLING WHAT THE FUCK???
>>10416539
Sleep is for nerds. You're not a nerd, are you Dach?
>>10416541
>that's one bonus of 2hus
>>10416546
HEEEEEY, YOUUUU, YOU WERE THE ONE THAT PATCHED ME UP THAT ONE TIME WHEN I GOT STABBED, THANKS A TON, HOW CAN I PAY YOU BACK?
>>10416548
Right. Sleeping is for neeeeeeerds.
>>10416546
The streets will be bloodied today.
>>10416546
I didn't know how to make potato salad, so I just brought fruit salad instead. I-I'm not the sharpest squid, alright?
>>10416546
Some ... toast? Very well. As a god, I should be gracious for any offerings my subje-
>As the toast pops out, Wesker clutches his heart and slumps to the ground, face frozen into a pained grimace.
>>10416539
My last semester at a certain college I was assulted by a football player for walking where he was trying to drive (note he was 325lbs I was 120lbs), while unconscious on the ground I lived a different life.
I met a wonderful young lady, she made my heart skip and my face red, I pursued her for months and dispatched a few jerk boyfriends before I finally won her over, after two years we got married and almost immediately she bore me a daughter.
I had a great job and my wife didn't have to work outside of the house, when my daughter was two she [my wife] bore me a son. My son was the joy of my life, I would walk into his room every morning before I left for work and doted on him and my daughter.
One day while sitting on the couch I noticed that the perspective of the lamp was odd, like inverted. It was still in 3D but... just.. wrong. (It was a square lamp base, red with gold trim on 4 legs and a white square shade). I was transfixed, I couldn't look away from it. I stayed up all night staring at it, the next morning I didn't go to work, something was just not right about that lamp.
I stopped eating, I left the couch only to use the bathroom at first, soon I stopped that too as I wasn't eating or drinking. I stared at the fucking lamp for 3 days before my wife got really worried, she had someone come and try to talk to me, by this time my cognizance was breaking up and my wife was freaking out. She took the kids to her mother's house just before I had my epiphany.... the lamp is not real.... the house is not real, my wife, my kids... none of that is real... the last 10 years of my life are not fucking real!
1/2
>>10416546
yes
>t. the arena
>>10416539
>>10416572
The lamp started to grow wider and deeper, it was still inverted dimensions, it took up my entire perspective and all I could see was red, I heard voices, screams, all kinds of weird noises and I became aware of pain.... a fucking shit ton of pain... the first words I said were "I'm missing teeth" and opened my eyes. I was laying on my back on the sidewalk surrounded by people that I didn't know, lots were freaking out, I was completely confused.
at some point a cop scooped me up, dragged/walked me across the sidewalk and grass and threw me face down in the back of a cop car, I was still confused.
I was taken to the hospital by the cop (seems he didn't want to wait for the ambulance to arrive) and give CT scans and shit..
I went through about 3 years of horrid depression, I was grieving the loss of my wife and children and dealing with the knowledge that they never existed, I was scared that I was going insane as I would cry myself to sleep hoping I would see her in my dreams. I never have, but sometimes I see my son, usually just a glimpse out of my peripheral vision, he is perpetually 5 years old and I can never hear what he says.
2/2
>>10416539
To have fun, duh. Do you want to have fun?
>>10416546
Sorry Me in 10 years but this is my store now. My candy, the sweet flavor of Justice... Only for me and no one else! You better go from where you came from, Me in 10 years. This is my shop and I only sell candy to myself.
>Karen grabs a broom and pokes Me in 10 years, pushing him out of the shop.
Nighto Luci/Inkling#2471
My discord's HG
>>10416546
LIGHT UP THE NIGHT
There isn't a Protomen related even in this slide, there's just one buried within this code somewhere and it's never been seen before. I'm not waiting for the opportunity to pop up any more.
>>10416575
holy shit
>Who are the regulars
>literally who responds
Wow
>>10416582
wait h*ck I messed that up
Night HG
My discord's Luci/Inkling#2471
>>10416546
Surprise!
...Eh? Wake up!
>>10416583
Come here, face us for your precious underwear, take back what is yours, unless you are too much of a coward to fight the panty takers.
>>10416590
Is correcting what could be passed of as a joke a joke in and of itself with you?
>>10416583
Wa-Wait, I didn't intend for this to happen either, I was just rolling around in my sleep, and I ended up here! It happens all the time with futons, I have a terrible habit of never ending up where I fell asleep! I-I'll just roll back over to my mattress, there's no need to panic!
>>10416509
Huh, that's weird, it basically should've been a taser. I'm a bit lacking in lethal force, to...this is gonna take a while.
>She raises the baton overhead once more. You could almost swear she seems to be enjoying herself.
>>10416513
Did something terrible, regretted it, now subject myself to as much suffering as I can, here I am.
>>10416536
>In all seriousness, just reach up the ingame dialogues, and I believe the Symposium of Post-Mysticism has an entry about her though she doesn't have any appearances in the manga.
>Play the game or watch her spell cards on the highest difficulty too.
>>10416546
>>10416564
Do it again.
>>10416590
desu I didn't even notice at first
>>10416583
Ronald McDonald isn't satisfied with dominating fast food - he wants the cafe market too. What is that market called, by the way? The coffee drinking market? I don't know.
There was meant to be a third player inside the crack house but I guess I'm just a dumbass and forgot to put them in. heck
He seemed so calm and collected too. I guess being in retail does that to you.
>>10416603
I see no reason to repeat my actions when I already achieved my reward for it.
>>10416583
>>10416608
How pathetic.
>>10416608
Two against one Haruhi is hardly fair! Being me a dump truck! A dump truck with asses I can kick!
>>10416603
Like I've said, the Incubus blood is affecting my body as we speak! I'm being nice right now, but before long, I'm gonna turn into a winged demon and steal more than just a kiss from you, lady, so cut me some slack here, send some help my way! That's not how I want to be known either, y'know! Put that taser down, the hourglass is emptying, I can feel it!
>>10416608
Hang on a second.. You're a ghost! Why else would you be buying this specific kind of cucumber AND an exotic salt?! These are all of the things for a possession ritual! You can't fool me!
>>10416608
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>10416598
Did we just get pranked?
>By a bunch of amateurs no less
So let's show this girl who are the best!
>>10416614
"Twin Strike!"
>Elle we got to run
Someone's here to stop our fun!
>Operation: Skedaddle commence!
>>10416608
wordswordswordswords
i couldn't think of any actual words so enjoy the filler words
wordswordswordswords
>>10416603
I guess even an average person is prone to the occasional frick-up. If you ever decide to just end it suddenly instead of dragging it out, just contact me. I'll shoot you in the face quick smart, and I won't have any second thoughts about it.
I kinda have this thing with killing people. Some people think I'm messed up, but these HYPOCRITES engage in ritualisitic slaughter almost daily. Oh these FUCKS and their contradictory ways, why I oughta..
>The skeleton kinda just rambles for a long time.
>>10416630
Hey, man, you want to share a drink w-
AHHHHOHGOd I respawned. Damn it. What a jerk. Could've just said "I don't want to talk right now."
>>10416630
Stealing the Brigade Commander's panties! You've just signed your death warrant! Don't you worry, since you've already soiled it with your filthy hands, I'll have you buried with it over your head so your family will know the shame of your crimes!
>>10416627
>Haruhi holds her bloody nose
Get back here! I'm not dead yet!
>>10416630
There are strength testing machines in arcades, you see. It is city related
I saw this in a manga one time and was inspired to turn it into an event. What a nice story, right?
Why didn't you deflect the punch, moron?
Oh, right, he's a Pro Genji. Never mind.
But Arashi never answered, for Arashi was nought but a filler. A harrowing tale - two tributes forced to forever knock on the door of one who will not answer. uhhhh yeah
>>10416627
You know I would give you the chance of fighting me, but I'm afraid I need these panties.
>floats out of the window and into the darkness
>>10416630
Get off, I know I can fly, but you both don't deserve to stay off the lava.
>>10416649
...
I could of handle that myself, deal with your own problems, idiots.
>>10416649
The machine was broken! It was my magical punch that loosened it up for the both of ya, I demand a second try! I'm not playing for the drinks, I refuse!
>>10416649
it was an unfair game, for player2 never truly existed. how can one win against a foe that is not there?
>>10416630
You call it a ritualistic slaughter, I call it a life-style.
>>10416661
Give me your strongest drink.
I desire death
>>10416671
>gives you life
>>10416671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLy-AwdCOmI
>>10416661
Day 4. Things really begin to go pretty much the same way it always does on this day. A bit of murder here and a bit of peace there.
>>10416662
Same thing right? I'm not shaming you for it because I share a similar lifestyle. It's just the hypocrites I can't stand, always screaming bloody murder when I bloodily murder them. Like, you've all done it before in the Arena. C'mon!
>>10416610
Personal satisfaction?
>>10416615
Well, you wanted me to kill you. Say "aaah". Maybe if I shove it down your throat it'll do more damage.
Or you can choke on it.
>>10416630
It's better if it's prolonged. Thanks, but I'll pass for now.
>>10416603
>yeah i can play th13 again i guess, too bad she never gets in the manga
>thanks again mate
>>10416680
Revenge for my actions? great, show me your ha-
>>10416681
Something like that.
>>10416681
A-Alright, but shock my left knee, just above the cap! That's the only weak spot of a developing Incubus, and the only way to save my, your, and the lives of everyone here! I'll probably respawn or something, so don't worry about me, just give it all you've got! And hurry, I can already feel my skin hardening!
>>10416680
RUSH MODE BECAUSE I GOTTA DO SOMETHING
RUSH RUSH RUSH
>>10416681
...and essentially that's why I think throwing a brick at them should've done the job, but others begged to differ.
Oh. Uh. Right, if you say so. I could always shoot you in the kneecaps every now and then, make you a cripple. That'd suck. Not being able to walk.
>>10416691
RUSH
RUSH
RUSH
RUSH
Yes I stopped to reply to Poniko. You might not think what I have to do is so urgent because of that, but it doesn't matter.
RUSH
RUSH
RUSH
RUSH
>>10416680
I sell food at the expenditure of billions lives, 'ho buddy and I'm not just talking about people.
>>10416696
I wonder what I was thinking when I made that autistic noises event but there's no time for thinking
MOVE MOVE MOVE
>>10416697
Oh yeah, you gotta kill cows n' stuff too. And trees, if you count those. By the millions.
>>10416700
more like megadead
>>10416691
The hell? I'm suppose to be dead, what's a point of an attack with explosives if I ain't dead? skeleton I demand an explanation.
>>10416696
I made a loser.
>>10416700
Oh god dam-
>>10416705
more like elle and on fire girl
>>10416708
damn vending machines
>>10416710
final slide
the truck
>>10416686
>No problemo. And hey, could be worse, at least you don't have PC98 Fever.
>>10416691
Yeah, probably would, until I bled out from the wounds. Good call, maybe I should go break my legs somewhere.
>>10416688
>She clearly isn't buying a word of this bullshit, but she jabs him in the knee right on the spot anyways.
...My life just gets weirder and weirder.
>>10416654
>>10416688
>You hate being helped no matter how much you need it!
And stopped our mayhem, you're no fun!
>So we grabbed something that is!
And blow you up with it you panty thief!
>>10416691
It would be a shame if no-one helped him.
>Yeah, lets throw more gator bait in!
>>10416696
Next thief down we got our stuff back!
>Now let's go paint this icetown black!
Hey cant we get changed first?!
>>10416700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtSgWZbL_kE
>>10416716
looks like you'll be a winner in 10 years
nice good job
>>10416722
i gots to be going
>>10416722
I got beat by the winner? Well, I can't really complain.. Thanks for the game.
>>10416708
"This is all your fault Jay/Elle!"
>>10416728
in summary please leave your criticisms on events, commentary backgrounds and etc as a reply to this post while i duck out for 10 minutes
rip into me tear me apart
just shit on me if you think it's needed just DESTROY me
>>10416722
Nice work...?
Later, skelly. Thanks.
Thank you for hosting based boneman
>>10416737
Give me an hour and I'll make you feel less empty.
>>10416733
>>10416728
>>10416722
Missed the end because I died and was taking a test.
Thanks, talking Halloween Decoration.
>>10416743
It takes you 59 minutes to get hard?
>>10416733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gYBXRwsDjY
>>10416743
>wanting to fuck a shit char
Why?
>>10416758
>not wanting to fuck Aussa's avas
>>10416759
>Not fucking Aussa's avatars in Discord DMs
>>10416743
Do you want the stun baton too?
>>10416749
Actually, it does.
>>10416758
>not wanting to fuck one of aussa's cute anime girl avas
>>10416761
new phone who dis
>>10416758
>not wanting to have the best ship in the entirety of HG
i wish i was adachi
>>10416762
Boo, you won't be able to do anything with your stun baton when I make you convulse like you're having a grand mal seizure.
Aussa x Adachi wedding games when?
>>10416776
The question is, will Aussa show up?
>>10416776
When you host them
>>10416776
When you host them hoshi
>>10416776
Deathsquad Games when fag
>>10416772
this is going to be my new pickup line
thanks dach
>>10416776
Can we gatecrash it?
>>10416779
Shion didn't show up to mine. So I guess it's fine if she doesn't...
>>10416780
>>10416782
I guess I got memed.
>>10416785
When I have the motivation. I'm most likely going to be doing some else.
>>10416791
No, host them you fucker, I miss your games.
who wants to play skyrem?
>>10416788
>not sticking to the time tested chloroform line
>>10416791
She did tho, saying goodbye and shit
>>10416718
>Explodes
POST AN AVA AND RATE THEM
ONLY ONE AVA
>>10416796
what's this
>>10416806
we don't have enough people atm
>>10416806
>>10416806
>>10416806
>he's not playing toontown
>>10416806
>>10416771
This is too cute not to save.
>>10416814
Do you even RP?
>>10416806
>>10416815
Get to Donald's Dock and then we'll talk
>>10416804
....Huh.
>Even her reaction's an understatement, as she just quietly stuffs the baton away.
Maybe he wasn't just talking a load of nonsense?
>>10416806
Whatever, I'll do this.
>>10416729
>>10416737
>>10416742
>>10416745
Thanks, glad you had fun. It's why I do it, after all.
Actually I do it for my own fun but it's more fun when everyone's having fun, right?
>>10416823
which district
>>10416795
I'm going to spend my time working on my new game, so I can do something with that instead of my codes which I've come to feel are stale. Bear with me for a while. I work for you.
>>10416818
No you fuckin shit. I sit around playing grab-ass!
>>10416815
>He's not playing club penguin
>tfw fluorette will never answer your prayers of a ship
>>10416806
I'm going to Niagara Falls today.
>>10416806
>>10416829
>Soon there are footsteps from behind, followed by the sound of a dissolving corpse, fizzling into air.
Well, that could've gone better, but at least you stopped it from spreading! You know, the Incubus curse is airborne, so all of the men here would've been in a real bad spot if you wouldn't have done that. Good job. Ever thought about being a psychic?
>>10416841
cp is dead
>>10416849
So is toontown
https://play.clubpenguinrewritten.pw/
>>10416853
toontown is better nerd https://www.toontownrewritten.com/
>>10416856
I've honestly never played it, but now I might give it a shot
https://www.battleforthenet.com/
save the internet fags
>>10416789
It's up to the bride and groom to decide to gets in to the first 24 spots. The rest of the spots are rolls.
>>10416860
awesome
i only made my character today too
>>10416862
>reviving roll to enter
Please, no!
>>10416861
>Have to be american to be able to join in a protest involving a communication network that connects the entire world
>>10416862
>>10416869
>>reviving roll to enter
Please, yes!
>>10416869
>not reviving rolls
FIRST 24
DUBS ENTERS
69 ENTERS
TRIPS ENTERS
404 ENTERS
>>10416869
>>10416874
First 24, only quads are getting in
>>10416874
>greentexting my plead
Please, no!
>>10416812
Duo avas are interesting, even more so when you play each of them with their own posts. From what I've seen 7/10
>>10416813
Nananana Nananana heyaay aay, pretty good for a cutesy girl ava 7/10
>>10416814
I do not know what that is.
>>10416816
8/10, Okabe/Yamato/Vino RP Type. (Borat Voice) very nice.
>>10416821
Have not seen much.
>>10416831
Destroyed expectations, the standard for Skeleton avas will never be the same 8/10
>>10416846
Insane in the membrane 7/10
>>10416869
>First 24 in a prolific event game
Not happening. Rolls.
>>10416823
I'm at donalds dock, nerd
which district/world
>>10416892
Thanks, but can you elaborate on "RP type?" Like character type?
>tfw you sleep for 17 hours but you're still tired
>>10416897
It's an unworked HG theory I'm working on classifying RP types, like I've managed to isolate a lot of cancer qualities in the cancer we see in the community.
I can't tell anymore, are oc good things around here now or no?
>>10416901
If you sleep for too long, you'll get tired again.
Try like 8 or 9 hours.
>>10416911
I'd say they're neutral
>tfw never ship with fluorette because of all the times i bullied her
>>10416911
It depends. If its a good, non sueish oc (like Craig) then you're golden
>>10416911
Discouraging it only ever stifled creativity.
>>10416905
Give some examples.
>>10416911
Any character that we see that we don't know the source of might as well be OC that happens to have a lot of art. OCs are looked down upon because they're related to Bad RP. Good RP will never change by the fact that it will always be accepted from a character from a source or OC.
It depends om how good your RP is, on top of the responsibility of making a good character of your own that's on par with characters from sources that have had writers work on them and their backstories.
>>10416911
>you tell yourself that oc's are okay
>of course that's what you say to yourself in those dark, lonely, lifeless days.
>>10416918
Your avatar gives off a very Okabe/Yamato cool male maincha feelish RP vibe.
utter cuck opinions coming through
no hurt feelings anywhere on this ride
whatever
>>10416812
I liked reading your replies to my slides. That's most I can about you for now, tonight was my first time seeing you.
>>10416813
I enjoyed the small interaction we had yesterday. I'm not really the type to read others roleplay so I can't comment any further beyond what we did, but the range that your ava provides holds potential. I guess.
>>10416814
Don't know who you are. I've seen you as filler some times, but it's harder to write commentary for that kind of filler. It's not like it really matters all that much.
>>10416816
Only talked with you tonight but I enjoy avas like yours. Relaxed, easy to approach...basically, easy to talk to. That's nice. The conversation had a flow to it, or whatever.
>>10416821
Filler, right? Even so it's easy to write commentary about a dogman filler so from that kind of perspective you're cool.
>>10416846
Chain hosts during dead hours. That requires a kind of energy that I definitely don't have, and these are supposed to be undead hours!
Cool dude. I read your posts with Eric's voice too.
>>10416847
I think I wrote my longest response ever during one of our conversations. Granted I was more talking "at" you then talking "with" your ava but that should tell you enough, really.
Well, those are my opinions. They're as plain and boring as they can get but that's just how I am.
>>10416892
Please, I haven't even reached the legendary standard set by Skeleman. 3 wins in a row? Truly he is one of the greats.
>>10416914
That sounds about right
>>10416916
>>10416917
>>10416921
>>10416922
So it basically comes down to how well you arr pee. I give it a month before the tables flip again. A fickle mistress hg is.
>>10416848
>Poniko wheels around slowly, not looking even slightly surprised.
I wasn't going to kiss you. I'm saving that sorta thing.
...Alright, so...first. I doubt that curse exists. Second, I doubt you don't have to have an aptitude in the first place.
>>10416926
That one wasn't me but thank you, that's what I was going for
>>10416930
I've noticed that the number of approachable avas is greatly decreasing, so I was hoping to pick up someone who's easy to talk to that can get threads talking and RPing. We'll see if I can make it happen, thank you for the response
>>10416926
I meant of some of the cancers you identified.
I'm sorry for bullying you so much, Aussa.
Was this a good purchase?
Remember, using a meme wrong is bad.
>>10416943
No worse than the Xbox One
>>10416943
I wouldn't say 40 bucks worth, but it's a pretty fun game for what it is, imho.
>>10416935
You don't deal with magic or ghosts often, do you? That's fine, most people don't, that's why my job exists. I'll spare you the details, but I promise it's all real. You saw right there what happens when you mess with the supernatural.. I let my guard down, it was my mistake, that usually doesn't happen. I'm a psychic, like I said. And, uh.. Sorry for coming after you like that. You were the first girl in the area and Incubus genes REALLY pump up testosterone.. Just wanted to let you know I'm not gonna be a problem in the future, I'm not some creepy stalker or anything.
Guys, The thermal drill. Go get it!
>>10416943
>40
>PvZ
No. You did bad, and if you're Nowi you should feel bad!
>>10416930
Yeah, Pug Guts was amusing filler while I struggled to come up with an ava. Six months later and I'm finally getting to that point. Even as I actually get decent at RP, I'll probably never stop using that irresistibly stupid face of his. Thanks!
>>10416933
Good RP and Good Games is the basis of how well you're received here. People can talk in your ear all you want that you're supposed to be just as loved, RP and hosting is optional, and being good at them are also optional, hinting that you don't really have to do any of those things. But then you look around you and you feel a slight tinge of jelly at the people who really are better received and accepted by the community and you start to realize you've had the wheels kicked out of your tricycle before you got to ride at full speed. Good RP and good games should be encouraged, don't expect to get the same amount of appreciation for doing less, and don't blame the community and anyone else for your own shortcomings.
But I trust you'll get your stuff together and give us a good reason to like you, because we're not going to without a reason, and it'd be worthless if we did when you didn't do anything to prove to yourself that you've earned it. So there.
>>10416939
Wait a sec, I'll post it again.
>>10416959
you mean this?
>>10416950
>>10416954
Jokes on you, i wasn't the one who paid for it!
>>10416922
Can I ask why you are doing this?
What's your deal here?
>>10416967
Homestuck
>>10416959
Eh, not much point in being well received in an empire of dirt. At least, that's how it seems anymore these days.
>>10416953
>We hid the drill!
Yep! want to know where it is?
>Then you gotta pay us both!
*Twinned laughter*
>>10416951
Sure. Sure you're not.
>Poniko rolls her eyes, folding her arms.
It's not like I haven't seen the supernatural before. I'm just not inclined to believe you when there's no inclination that you're doing anything but just being a creep.
>She suddenly coughs a few times in to her sweater, shaking her head, reaching up and touching at her throat.
Ugh.
>>10416967
fun things are fun,
"Create Your Own Cancer"
The government is funding your project to create the ultimate cancer to destroy the HG Community and it's surrounding /trash/ Neighbors.
You must pick 3 brief cases out of the selection, each containing a syringe with the essence of a single kind of cancer. An innocent newfag lies tied on a metal table before, you must inject him with cancer and watch him turn into an unbearable monster that you must name.
Now choose...
Shittalker
Memer
Drama Queen
Attention Whore
Back Talker
Spammer
Lewdist
Egotist
Stalker
Smart Ass
Know It All
Brown Noser
Instigator
Thirsty
God Mod
Cringe
Boring
Filler
Cross Community
Freeloader
RP Wikiposter
Triggered
Shipper
IRL Bullshitter
Camwhore
Underage
Catfish
Safe Spacer
Degenerate
Bitter
Jaded
"Retired" Oldfaggotry
Argument Dodger
Tryhard
Blogposter
Repeat Offender
Newfag Rights Activist
>>10416983
1. This
2. Post
3. Again
How did I do?
>>10416983
I can pick one word and describe the biggest one: Hoshi.
>>10416983
Redpill me on "Retired" Oldfaggotry and Newfag Rights Activism. Not to mention, wouldn't repeat offender be sort of a given?
I'm sorry for bullying and shitposting you, Aussa.
Please forgive me.
Also, goodnight HG.
>>10416983
Underage Degenerate Thirsty.
aka tricky
love ya
>>10416983
Filler
Freeloader
Repeat Offender
>>10416975
HG is what you call it. What you call HG is what you call yourself. You're part of HG and if HG is just dirt with you around, then I guess you're just part of the dirt.
>>10416983
thirsty stalker blogposter
oh wait
>>10416993
I'd say more camwhore than degenerate. Sure she has the whole "vore and micro fetishist" thing going on, but considering where we are, she's pretty tame about it
>>10416983
>takes all of the choices and injects them all into Ching Chang's wing wang.
>the concentration is too much. A star shaped tumor is created from this putrid mixture.
>the remaining mixture is sealed away, labeled as the Star Plague.
>>10416983
Spammer
Cringe
Degenerate
>>10416997
Maybe, but in the end it's allll high school all over again.
>>10416983
Drama Queen
Catfish
Shipper
>>10416992
Good bed.
>>10416983
Egotistical, smartass, know it all
You'd get the best results with someone like that for most of the degenerates on trash.
>>10416991
"I Retired from HG" but I lurk 24, have gophers report to me when I'm shit talked, I block newfags from picking up my avas, I'm part of 26 different HG Discords, and I throw in my retarded two cents every time something happens like I'm still relevant or some shit.
Newfag rights activists are newfags who continuously shit on the oldfag patriarchy and bitch and moan about how they mistreat newer people when class wars like that don't exist.
>>10417017
Are you describing Junko?
>>10416999
>waits
>>10417020
No, that's >>10417010
>>10398198
kys
>>10416686
>chapter 12 of Wild and Horned Hermit has her
https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/wild_and_horned_hermit_ch12
>>10417017
Ah, so basically two different sides of the same stupid coin. Thanks!
I forgot to make clear that you're supposed to name your new Cancer Patient.
So... When are we going to get the next arena?
>>10417025
It was a good pun.
>>10417032
How so? Come up with a possible ava that would fit the cancer? Name an existing ava that matches those traits?
>>10417025
I chuckled
>>10417032
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
>>10417037
j-just memeing...
>>10417034
>A white rose falls out of the sky in front of you
>>10417013
>kissu
Good morning hg. Having a nice day?
>>10417041
Niceee winter is coming in the middle of July? What a shock!
>Karen looks down at the rose and continues walking, stepping on the white rose.
Case in point
>>10417045
It's been wonderful so far.
>>10417040
It still was a good pun.
And you're pretty petty for saving that post number and waiting this long.
>>10416978
A-Ahahah.. I can see how your first impression of me would lead you to think I'm a creep, but that's not how it is at all.. Besides the point, I'm too poor off right now to even be worried about women even if I were the biggest creep out there. I'm out of a home in allergy season, I've gotta figure something out quick.
>He tilts his head in her direction at the coughs, raising an eyebrow.
Speaking of allergies, you too?
>>10417045
No.
>>10417056
>implying I saved it
I just saw it late
I was only pretending to be mad
>>10417048
>You hear the crunching of bones below you as you step over the white rose
>A sound of air passing through broken bagpipes rise from beneath you
Uweh...
>>10417060
>I just saw it late
That was over 24 hours ago.
>>10417064
>fugs
>>10417071
So?
>>10417078
You're a bad liar trappy.
>>10417045
After I destroy this PT test my day off can finally start. I'm how you say, 'thrilled'
>>10417081
>>10417094
>bites your leg
>>10417084
Don't you mean PRT?
>>10417100
Someday, I will bully Aikawa.
>>10417114
>waiting
weak.
>>10417053
You do seem to be having fun!
>>10417084
Physical testing? Sounds like a pain in the ass, honestly. It's better to just have people do the legwork for you, you know?
>>10417114
I am become Bully, destroyer of Awawkawawanawa
Someone make a new thread so that you can host a game.
>>10417126
You must now have fun as well.
>>10417058
Don't bother defending yourself. If my opinion changes, it's not gonna be for all that. You seem fine to me...
>She shakes her head, tapping at her throat.
I don't talk much at home. Or at all. Ever. Dying here undoes any getting-used-to it does. Not that I mind really.
>>10417132
There are no cute anime girls for him to ship with so that fun doesn't exist.
I am going to steal Aikawa's lunch money.
>>10417104
Sauce please.
>>10417134
But the games and RP tho
>>10417144
>junko
>caring about rp and games
Heh
>>10417142
He probably pays in bitcoins anyway. You have to cyber bully him.
I am going to make Aikawa unable to thirst at anime girls
>>10417150
Try me, buddy.
>>10417132
I guess that depends on your definition of fun. It varies from person to person after all.
>>10417094
So what does that prove?
That you're even more vain than I though?
:^)
>>10417104
Not just yet.
If you want to get specific it's actually the OPAT I'm taking today
>>10417126
No way. If you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself. Whenever legwork needs done, gotta have strong legs.
>when you remember that Aikawa accidentally thirsted over a trap
>>10417153
What's fun for you now?
>>10417156
see >>10417017
>have gophers report to me when I'm shit talked
reminded me to check desu, which I do like once a month
>>10417159
who??
>>10417133
Seems like something you should worry about. Dry throat can lead to all sorts of things you don't want to deal with. Ever tried Marshmallow root? It's a plant, the liquid on the inside does wonders for the throat. Long ago, I was possessed by the ghost of a legendary herbalist, who passed down all he knew to me. Him forcing me to fly to Kenya was a pain, but I got a lot of knowledge out of it, at least. I could get you some, if you wanted. Would probably help with that problem.
>>10417152
>Does it
>>10417157
They didn't lower the standards to fit your gender did they?
>>10417163
When ash first came.
>>10417159
>Trap on trap
Please, I can only get so erect
>>10417159
>The taste of his own medicine
>>10417166
4chan didn't take my pic
NOW try me
>>10417157
Well, Mukuro's got pretty strong legs and she does whatever I say. Even if she's an idiot and hopelessly ugly, she has SOME use.
>>10417161
The sound of faceless tears splish splashing the ground can be pretty fun!
>>10417164
It's not dry, it's lack of use. Deterioration without exercise.
...That is...weirdly specific. and slightly worrying.
>>10417177
>The taste of his own dick
ftfy
>>10417159
If you can't defeat them, join them
>>10417180
>It's not dry, it's lack of use. Deterioration without exercise.
For fucks sake, PHRASING!!
>>10417178
>Godmods your thirsting abilities away
Suz.......
>Junko
>>10417179
Do you not prefer the laughter of children? The faceless tears will evaporate, form clouds, and eventually rain on your parade.
>>10417181
Is Aikawa cut?
>Top ten HG theories.mp4
>>10417186
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>10417172
I never thirsted over Ash...
>>10417169
That's their problem. If they want subpar soldiers that's on them
I don't step up to the plate to 'meet standards'
>>10417179
An idiot that only does what you say?
You must be telling her to do some pretty stupid things.
>>10417180
Same thing. It sort of coats your throat, prevents damage. Usually a lot of singers use it for long performances. What's worrying about it? I'll be honest, I just need the money. I've got nowhere to stay and barely enough money for food for this month. Being a psychic doesn't pay very well when most of the world doesn't even believe in ghosts.
>>10417188
Top 10 HG betrays
#1. The City
What is love?
im gay
>>10417188
Do we even want to know?
baby don't hurt me
>>10417194
Oh so you think your A special snowflake. Can you hang with the big boys?
>>10417202
Aikawa Cheezuna
>>10417196
Top 10 Hardest HG Avas
>>10417200
>>10417213
Fucking ew.
>>10417192
bitch please. Why else would you respond to him then stop when you found out he was a guy.
>>10417213
Top 10 hardest HG avas
#5. A rock
Top 10 best HG final battles?
>>10417188
God, I hope so. My parade and everyone else.
>>10417194
Following orders is all she knows. That and her devotion to me. Everybody wins.
>>10417232
#1. Everyone vs Corrupted Brantsteele
I would sell your kids' asshole to sand raiders for a gallon of gasoline
>>10417185
Just get your head out of the gutter.
>>10417195
...Let's say I prefer the discomfort and leave it at that. I imagine priests do a lot of it for free, too...
>She sighs quietly.
You're one of those types. At least you're not trying to rob me right now. What is it you want?
>>10417240
I would sell not just my kids' assholes, but men's and women's assholes too
>>10417212
Even the biggest cower under fire.
There's a reason that the Queen is the deadliest piece on the chessboard
>>10417223
I'm not oldfag enough to remember
THIS IS A STICK-UP
GIVE ME ALL YOUR AVAS
>>10416487
I don't know about that Riggins guy, but if you're looking to sign a real good Seth for whatever you got in mind, give my manager a call and we'll see how we can work this out.
> Rollins gives the star head his business card before heading back to reading comics
>>10417241
What do I want? What do you mean? Right now? I guess I'm just looking for company. An odd job would be nice, but I don't think I'm gonna get that from you, unless you're actually hiring for something. Or maybe you've got somewhere to stay that I could rent out. I stay at an inn normally, I actually permanently own a room there, but I decided to go on what I guess you could call a spiritual journey, and now I'm here. Something all psychics have to do at some point.
>>10417240
Sell your own asshole.
I hope you get mind broken and forget the need for gasoline.
>>10417253
>She takes the card and pockets it.
>>10417252
works for me!
>>10417252
>>10417248
The queen is only as good as the player makes her to be. Otherwise she's as good as a pawn. You sure your not gonna lag behind with 80 lbs of gear on your back?
>>10417259
>>10417262
these are gay.
give me straight avas.
>>10417259
I'd fuck Okarin and Adachi desu
>>10417278
t-too straight
>>10417252
>>10417270
I only got one of me but that should be enough, right ?
Even more so if you're looking for someone straight.
>>10417270
Are cute anime girls more your speed?
>>10417254
Company. I'm bad company. Not really fond of it usually either.
>She takes a seat on the ground in a surprisingly ladylike fashion.
...But whatever. Unless you can give a blessing to someone that's not even here, you're out of a job. Sounds to me like Kenya's plenty of a journey.
>>10417252
Hi.
>>10417292
>straight
fake seth please leave